Ed Helms' 2014 Cornell Convocation Speech

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @apatrick426
    @apatrick426 6 лет назад +46669

    People who have never watched The Office will NEVER know how fulfilling this is

  • @battledroidbricks
    @battledroidbricks 4 года назад +12225

    “I graduated from anger management the same way I graduated from Cornell, on time.”

  • @ak6sandhu
    @ak6sandhu 5 лет назад +21241

    “I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them” - Andy Bernard

    • @grimace204
      @grimace204 4 года назад +351

      good ol' 𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙮

    • @ak6sandhu
      @ak6sandhu 4 года назад +23

      @@grimace204 i see what you did there 😂

    • @mikaelateixeira6883
      @mikaelateixeira6883 4 года назад +27

      A girl wrote a song “the good old days” because of that

    • @tlf361
      @tlf361 4 года назад +27

      @@grimace204 It's spelled 'Drew'

    • @mhsmhs2217
      @mhsmhs2217 4 года назад +4

      -screen writer *

  • @juliab509
    @juliab509 4 года назад +9991

    I can’t believe Andy finally made it! He got his first big gig playing this “Ed” dude.

  • @TrustySteeringWheelTray
    @TrustySteeringWheelTray 5 лет назад +10536

    "I AM NOW CHOPPING OFF PHYLLIS'S HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW"

    • @vanishedhd5842
      @vanishedhd5842 5 лет назад +248

      MidnightClub x96 ....ringinginging

    • @FirstNameLastName-gz1sw
      @FirstNameLastName-gz1sw 5 лет назад +53

      I just watched that episode😂
      Aka I just did my normal binge of the first 4 seasons in the past couple days and that episode was there

    • @wallybloc1415
      @wallybloc1415 5 лет назад +27

      Ronginginginging

    • @brycem4493
      @brycem4493 4 года назад

      Dr.Zoidberg would love that

    • @devinm6878
      @devinm6878 4 года назад +32

      “DWIGHT IS FULLY NUDE WITH A PLASTIC KNIFE AGAINST STANS NECK”

  • @RyanK1020
    @RyanK1020 10 лет назад +16576

    just the fact that this happened is hilarious

  • @alexmalex1778
    @alexmalex1778 5 лет назад +52322

    They made the college from The Office a real thing lol smh

    • @13crazydaisies
      @13crazydaisies 4 года назад +434

      LOL

    • @Jackster1
      @Jackster1 4 года назад +187

      Haha very hehe

    • @pheonix9242
      @pheonix9242 4 года назад +50

      13CrazyDaisies lmao 😂

    • @pheonix9242
      @pheonix9242 4 года назад +73

      Jackster just finished the office for the 4th time wby?

    • @Polaromus
      @Polaromus 4 года назад +47

      Jackster Lol on my 14th time

  • @kh28garmr29
    @kh28garmr29 4 года назад +8365

    Andy does a really good job playing this Ed Helms Character

  • @rondomcam517
    @rondomcam517 5 лет назад +7424

    Can we appreciate the dude cackling in the background the entire video

    • @Skurtz901
      @Skurtz901 5 лет назад +58

      Rondom Cam sounds like jokers laugh

    • @papayasmith
      @papayasmith 4 года назад +61

      hiring someone to sit there and laugh extra loud at his jokes sounds like Andy Bernard

    • @anothawhiteboy
      @anothawhiteboy 4 года назад +20

      scrolled down to find this comment, i knew it existed.

    • @austinlee271
      @austinlee271 4 года назад +1

      @@anothawhiteboy Same

    • @chrismiller5230
      @chrismiller5230 4 года назад

      Alberto Santos 😂 when he is at pogos watching the stand up comedy 😂

  • @theblondeunit
    @theblondeunit 4 года назад +13068

    RUclips in 2014:
    RUclips in 2020: let’s recommend this video of Ed helms from 6 years ago

  • @mrelischott
    @mrelischott 9 лет назад +9775

    One of the non original characters from the office that fits in perfectly.

    • @varun009
      @varun009 8 лет назад +62

      +E Scoh I think Erin was better.

    • @jakemorgan6149
      @jakemorgan6149 8 лет назад +644

      +varun009 no way

    • @varun009
      @varun009 8 лет назад +582

      Jake Morgan I fucking love Erin. There's been a trend of bitchy female characters in television and cinema over the last few years masquerading as "independent". Erin is so sweet and light-hearted. She's like a female michael.

    • @varun009
      @varun009 8 лет назад +28

      ***** No. And I hated the character.

    • @jackbinger4821
      @jackbinger4821 8 лет назад +438

      +varun009 Andy fit in a lot better for me. However, the writers totally screwed his character up in the last season. Season 8 Andy was golden

  • @prisonmike9493
    @prisonmike9493 4 года назад +4267

    The worst thing about prison was the... was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!

    • @AD-ec3sm
      @AD-ec3sm 4 года назад +23

      Bigshawn489 noooo.. not hawwy pawter

    • @freerobuxnetwork8828
      @freerobuxnetwork8828 4 года назад +17

      Prison Mike HEY!!

    • @maximuscitian9373
      @maximuscitian9373 4 года назад +12

      Prison Mike PRISON FIGHT!!!

    • @leah7348
      @leah7348 4 года назад +17

      @@freerobuxnetwork8828 identity theft is not a joke, prison Mike. Millions of families suffer every year.

    • @cameronnelson7749
      @cameronnelson7749 4 года назад +9

      @@freerobuxnetwork8828 Michael take that off

  • @sangheilientertainment5157
    @sangheilientertainment5157 8 лет назад +10309

    If I ever run into Ed, I will accidentally call him Andy

    • @aubreetafoya1389
      @aubreetafoya1389 8 лет назад +140

      There isn't anything that I have related to more than this. Nothing.

    • @hockey161616
      @hockey161616 8 лет назад +4

      ...?

    • @christianmendez8321
      @christianmendez8321 8 лет назад +181

      The Nard-dawg!!

    • @swapankumarbandyopadhyay4546
      @swapankumarbandyopadhyay4546 7 лет назад +42

      I like 'Boner Champ' or 'Nard Dog' more.

    • @careerendingstuff287
      @careerendingstuff287 7 лет назад +42

      Sangheili Entertainment yo if I ever med john krasinski I would call him Jim and he would hate me. If I ever met raain I would call him dwigt. Not Dwight. Dwigt.

  • @parksed24
    @parksed24 8 лет назад +14024

    "I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them." Time for another feels trip...

    • @wateringflower
      @wateringflower 8 лет назад +437

      "there's a lot of beauty in ordinary things... isn't that kinda the point?"

    • @avnation6791
      @avnation6791 8 лет назад +215

      The best line in the office

    • @Ducks314
      @Ducks314 7 лет назад +329

      that was the 2nd best line to:
      "Michael.......I can't believe you came."
      "That's what she said."

    • @yolandajerome9561
      @yolandajerome9561 7 лет назад +191

      "No matter how you get there, or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home."

    • @jacob.2525-B
      @jacob.2525-B 7 лет назад +209

      - "all life is sex..." - Robert California

  • @masonbernheim7629
    @masonbernheim7629 4 года назад +6665

    “It’s pronounced colonel. It’s the highest rank in the military.”

    • @Jackster1
      @Jackster1 4 года назад +21

      Mason Bernheim not the highest but still pretty high

    • @masonbernheim7629
      @masonbernheim7629 4 года назад +216

      Jackster It’s a joke from the show

    • @Jackster1
      @Jackster1 4 года назад +25

      Mason Bernheim oh my bad guess I forgot sorry

    • @masonbernheim7629
      @masonbernheim7629 4 года назад +21

      Jackster all good

    • @panicatthepityparty1282
      @panicatthepityparty1282 4 года назад +163

      “IT’S PRONOUNCED CORNELL AND ITS THE HIGHEST RANK IN THE IVY LEAGUE”.

  • @gamergod3378
    @gamergod3378 4 года назад +2486

    I find andys character arc being the most tragic. He started as a salesman, got promoted to a manager, he found erin, then his family broke up and he abandoned erin and his job. After that he tried getting into the show bussiness but failed. Andy came from a rich family but ended up being a failure in every front. He lost his job, his girl, his family and his dignity. The worst thing is that 3/4 of those losses he did to himself.

    • @tommyb4628
      @tommyb4628 4 года назад +129

      GamerGod337 yea but he did get a decently happy ending in the finale

    • @olduhh
      @olduhh 4 года назад +28

      I really don’t like Andy and I don’t know why. He’s just such a annoying character

    • @joannas44
      @joannas44 4 года назад +216

      Season 9 did Andy dirty. All because Ed was off filming Hangover 3.

    • @leah7348
      @leah7348 4 года назад +123

      @@joannas44 *thank you.* Nobody seems to realize this. Andy was amazing until then. The writers did him so dirty

    • @anigame5337
      @anigame5337 4 года назад +4

      The rest 1/4 is inflicted upon by his stupid father.

  • @giogiothebestgio4230
    @giogiothebestgio4230 4 года назад +3063

    "i am actually not andy" -Andy

    • @nickmorgan7375
      @nickmorgan7375 4 года назад +49

      GiogioTheBest Gio “drew. I’m drew now.”

    • @Julianbrownsfan
      @Julianbrownsfan 4 года назад +3

      I read this when he said lol

    • @FatmanWittaPlan
      @FatmanWittaPlan 4 года назад +3

      Identity theft is not a joke

    • @giobosco6543
      @giobosco6543 4 года назад

      Hello Gio, I am Gio

    • @Kyle3x
      @Kyle3x 4 года назад

      That’s exactly what Andy would want us to think

  • @anirudhsingh5978
    @anirudhsingh5978 5 лет назад +5388

    "The fire is shooting at us!"

    • @NaveenKumar-ql2nd
      @NaveenKumar-ql2nd 4 года назад +74

      Michael, am I gay?

    • @_birdie
      @_birdie 4 года назад +1

      Naveen Kumar 😂

    • @NaveenKumar-ql2nd
      @NaveenKumar-ql2nd 4 года назад +41

      @@_birdie Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them because they are unfair.

    • @_birdie
      @_birdie 4 года назад +11

      Naveen Kumar I'm a terrible salesman and I haven't been making very many sales lately. or ever. This is my only idea on how to turn things around. If it goes badly, I might lose my job.
      Which would suck, because this is the only job I've ever been good at.

    • @NaveenKumar-ql2nd
      @NaveenKumar-ql2nd 4 года назад +11

      @@_birdie I'll be the number-two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake. I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a... carpenter... that makes stairs.

  • @shehrozkhan4328
    @shehrozkhan4328 7 лет назад +11390

    Is it just me or he looks a lot like Andy Bernard from The Office?

    • @davidradysyuk638
      @davidradysyuk638 6 лет назад +69

      S K he is the actor for Andy Bernard. 😂😂

    • @boelleboble1388
      @boelleboble1388 5 лет назад +315

      100,000 subscribers with no Videos it was sarcasm

    • @seoul08
      @seoul08 5 лет назад +205

      100,000 subscribers with no Videos r/whoosh

    • @brandondye7774
      @brandondye7774 5 лет назад +86

      David R r/whoosh

    • @lukzen4190
      @lukzen4190 5 лет назад +75

      D Janky wooooosh

  • @heartsmelody189
    @heartsmelody189 4 года назад +1459

    It's funny, because the actors on The Office are an extremely talented and smart group of people. Mindy Kaling went to Dartmouth, John Krasinski went to Brown, BJ Novak went to Harvard, Ellie Kemper went to Princeton...yet none of them went to Cornell 😂 And spent all those years poking fun at it 😂

    • @Nytephyre
      @Nytephyre 3 года назад +70

      To be fair, nowadays these colleges are simply used to churn out far left activists. They've lost so much credibility over the years.

    • @El_IF_B_2
      @El_IF_B_2 3 года назад +329

      @@Nytephyre you forgot your tinfoil hat

    • @casperguo7177
      @casperguo7177 3 года назад +20

      not so, Cornell is an excellent school

    • @PhotonSieve
      @PhotonSieve 3 года назад +32

      @@Nytephyre Nah you're probably an illiterate incel.

    • @iamapokerface8992
      @iamapokerface8992 3 года назад +6

      maybe not necessary smart but definitely willing to learn

  • @MsWicked1216
    @MsWicked1216 4 года назад +6421

    "I went to Cornell, ya ever heard of it? I graduated in 4 years, never studied once, I was drunk the whole time, and... I sang in the a cappella group Here Comes Treble."

    • @jimmykerrigan9631
      @jimmykerrigan9631 4 года назад +161

      MsWicked1216 aced all my classes they called me ace

    • @joseroldan8223
      @joseroldan8223 4 года назад +153

      MsWicked1216 got straight b’s, they called me buzz

    • @stocktonlaker2444
      @stocktonlaker2444 4 года назад +71

      Got all c’s they called me “cunt”. hehe . . . good times.

    • @mikemartinez2745
      @mikemartinez2745 4 года назад +6

      Called me ace

    • @Justice_Hammer
      @Justice_Hammer 4 года назад +5

      They called me Buzz

  • @carljohnson1082
    @carljohnson1082 9 лет назад +8967

    Didnt know Andrew "Andy" Bernard actually went to Cornell lol

    • @robertacevedo6055
      @robertacevedo6055 9 лет назад +595

      +Carl Johnson he went to oberlin college idk what he's doing here

    • @diegogonzalez3011
      @diegogonzalez3011 9 лет назад +840

      +Fuzile Gaming the fictional character he played in the office (andy bernard) went there

    • @kyleclark8522
      @kyleclark8522 8 лет назад +1215

      +Carl Johnson they asked him to come because of his character on the office. thats why he made the joke about them inviting a fictional character

    • @EzraDair
      @EzraDair 8 лет назад +45

      +Fuzile Gaming you missed a big joke

    • @cameralife8
      @cameralife8 8 лет назад +9

      +Carl Johnson I do not think he went there to study, just to speak

  • @tthomas6472
    @tthomas6472 9 лет назад +4375

    I can't believe here comes treble didn't perform at this

  • @ShabariNathNair
    @ShabariNathNair 3 года назад +135

    "Younger siblings playing Flappy Bird"
    It suddenly hit me it's been 7 years since then and that made me feel old.

  • @clementbaran7866
    @clementbaran7866 5 лет назад +1924

    6:34 is the moment you're looking for

  • @friendlyspectr
    @friendlyspectr 9 лет назад +4713

    "Oh I can so just Sit here and cry!"
    -Andy Bernard
    The Office
    2005-2013

  • @ishratsingh8365
    @ishratsingh8365 10 лет назад +1257

    He's so much like andy bernard in person

  • @ava_tennis1672
    @ava_tennis1672 4 года назад +134

    I can’t take this seriously after watching him punch a hole through the wall.

  • @TheResidentPsycho
    @TheResidentPsycho 6 лет назад +2370

    Andy Bernard is one of those characters that I hated in his introduction but grew on me. I really love his character.

  • @arishachan777
    @arishachan777 10 лет назад +1752

    I waited for the "oh I can so just sit here and cry" line

    • @mariaromolozano4875
      @mariaromolozano4875 10 лет назад

      Cardinal Errands when the a capella star show casting, one of the last chapters

    • @cardinalerrands9870
      @cardinalerrands9870 10 лет назад +2

      no when is it in this video

    • @Josh-wm4sl
      @Josh-wm4sl 9 лет назад

      Cardinal Errands you daft?

    • @corinnez7778
      @corinnez7778 7 лет назад +54

      I finished the last episode today.. R.I.P

    • @pyschoclown1023
      @pyschoclown1023 6 лет назад +10

      Ae C did he say it?? What’s the time stamp?!

  • @billystingraycircus7850
    @billystingraycircus7850 4 года назад +2785

    He should’ve ended it with a “Rit-dit-dit-di-do”

  • @gavinbertoncini156
    @gavinbertoncini156 4 года назад +164

    “Oh I can so just sit here and cry”
    -Andy Bernard (And literally every Office fan when the show ended😭)

  • @pouria5262
    @pouria5262 5 лет назад +3451

    23:17 after all these years, still my favorite line

    • @futuristicpat0730
      @futuristicpat0730 5 лет назад +174

      Mine is
      I
      DECLARE
      BANKRUPTCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @pouria5262
      @pouria5262 5 лет назад +7

      @@futuristicpat0730 ffs 😂😂😂

    • @DMFlxGHOST
      @DMFlxGHOST 4 года назад +11

      That hit home 🔥💯

    • @analisapena3086
      @analisapena3086 4 года назад +43

      Mine is “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

    • @smithles554433
      @smithles554433 4 года назад

      Nice profile pic

  • @reagandiaz214
    @reagandiaz214 7 лет назад +2696

    Last night i ordered a pizza for myself and i ate it over the sink like a rat

    • @EvanLikesCake
      @EvanLikesCake 6 лет назад +29

      Reagan Diaz congratulations

    • @thames21
      @thames21 6 лет назад +20

      I’ve never seen a rat order a pizza, let alone eat it over a sink. But I’m from holland, rats here aren’t big enough here.

    • @noopSiesNife
      @noopSiesNife 5 лет назад +29

      @@thames21 r/woooosh

    • @landonhough6905
      @landonhough6905 5 лет назад +2

      Reagan Diaz Michael?

    • @stan420
      @stan420 5 лет назад +3

      hahaah yo this got me

  • @Niv03
    @Niv03 5 лет назад +1633

    wow that's actually a Ted Talk level speech

    • @thinkdiffrent6322
      @thinkdiffrent6322 5 лет назад +10

      This might surprise you but it's not difficult at all to be a speaker

    • @lorettagrey7383
      @lorettagrey7383 4 года назад +52

      @@thinkdiffrent6322 it was a pun. I've seen all your comments. why are you being so salty? He's a good actor.

    • @carterquijano441
      @carterquijano441 4 года назад +10

      @Think Different I would like to see you try this 😂

    • @kjlandon9140
      @kjlandon9140 4 года назад

      I read that as tik too, not ted talk. I’ve been inside too long at this point..

    • @FHDTV
      @FHDTV 4 года назад +12

      it's an Ed Talk

  • @williamowsley9771
    @williamowsley9771 3 года назад +68

    "The only reason profound insights resonate with us is because at some level, we already know them." Excellent line. And yet another profound insight!

  • @BobGymlan
    @BobGymlan 4 года назад +5457

    The officer in the background was my cue to know if it was cool to laugh or not.

    • @roflmfao4life
      @roflmfao4life 4 года назад +186

      This is why Americans need a laugh track on their “comedy” shows

    • @joshqpastorelli4655
      @joshqpastorelli4655 4 года назад +7

      This foo cant even sit at attention smh officers. NcOs lead the way

    • @yeah2152
      @yeah2152 4 года назад +61

      @@roflmfao4life it’s a joke

    • @mr.mimetico9279
      @mr.mimetico9279 4 года назад +5

      @@roflmfao4life That reminds me of Nickelodeon shows

    • @ElementalFlanders
      @ElementalFlanders 4 года назад +29

      @@roflmfao4life ooo edgy non American makes joke about Americans, call the newspapers

  • @lilybreee
    @lilybreee 5 лет назад +5998

    for a second i actually thought Ed went to Cornell and that's why they included it in the show
    Edit: don't read the replies it's a shit show

    • @angelinaf9068
      @angelinaf9068 4 года назад +49

      Lily Cortes he did

    • @jazz96765
      @jazz96765 4 года назад +165

      @@angelinaf9068 no he didn't

    • @silverscarab8072
      @silverscarab8072 4 года назад +596

      When you search Cornell, alumni includes Ed helms despite the fact that he didn't actually go

    • @bunkbeds4920
      @bunkbeds4920 4 года назад +46

      He did, don’t try and prove me wrong you’ll only embarrass yourself

    • @13crazydaisies
      @13crazydaisies 4 года назад +364

      Oh god I'm so confused it hurts

  • @jacob21876
    @jacob21876 7 лет назад +2532

    Break me off a piece of that applesauce.

  • @oeduardoramalho
    @oeduardoramalho 4 года назад +141

    People are making comments about the office and andy, but this was actually really inspiring. Arguably one of the best of these I've heard

    • @middleagedsheldon
      @middleagedsheldon 3 года назад +3

      We realize that the speech is indeed great. But if you’ve watched the office it's hard not to see him as andy bernard bc there's a crazy amount of cornell reference in that show. Even a speech like this one.

    • @TheManHam87
      @TheManHam87 6 месяцев назад

      Yes and thats what made this speech that much more heart warming that they invited him 😄

  • @mmmmmsup
    @mmmmmsup 8 лет назад +1447

    If you got emotional after he said "Ri-de-dit-tedo!" So did I

    • @YoAbaAba
      @YoAbaAba 8 лет назад +5

      +mmmmmsup Where is that part?

    • @mmmmmsup
      @mmmmmsup 8 лет назад +28

      +GlassAOTU 6:35

    • @tymonkey12
      @tymonkey12 8 лет назад +4

      +mmmmmsup thanks

    • @williambeltran708
      @williambeltran708 5 лет назад +3

      @@mmmmmsup appreciate it... For real

  • @mbr2000_
    @mbr2000_ 8 лет назад +2456

    Say it with me, oh I can so just sit here and cry.

  • @beatqueenofcrud
    @beatqueenofcrud 4 года назад +1545

    Should've ended with "And remember, I can just so sit here and cry"

  • @johnlauer3772
    @johnlauer3772 4 года назад +215

    did i actually just watch an entire speech from a prestigious university i will not even be able to step foot on

  • @kylep1479
    @kylep1479 4 года назад +1730

    “My name is Andrew Bernard and I was with a group called Dunder Mifflin”

  • @TriplexG24
    @TriplexG24 9 лет назад +1362

    I'M GONNA LOSE, MY FREAKIN' MIND!!!!

    • @joshuaolian7732
      @joshuaolian7732 6 лет назад +26

      Armando Gonzalez *punches wall*

    • @JasonGafar
      @JasonGafar 6 лет назад +1

      HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jlking0098
      @jlking0098 6 лет назад +7

      *kicks over a small trash can* 😂😂😂

    • @higuysimcharley
      @higuysimcharley 5 лет назад +7

      *looks at camera* *hangs up phone*

    • @sfletch3042
      @sfletch3042 5 лет назад

      My favorite line!

  • @ilovejesusyesido
    @ilovejesusyesido 8 лет назад +4661

    Andy was one of my favorite characters. But the only one who's ending I hated

    • @mikefortier7081
      @mikefortier7081 8 лет назад +324

      I hated Creed's too

    • @arkanjoteixeira
      @arkanjoteixeira 8 лет назад +389

      Well, he got his dream job at Cornell, and made another viral giving a inspirational speech. I guess it was okay, though he deserved better, Erin, for example...Oh well, the ending was still perfect though.

    • @arkanjoteixeira
      @arkanjoteixeira 8 лет назад +64

      Yeah, poor Creed man :(

    • @jackbinger4821
      @jackbinger4821 8 лет назад +418

      +Arkanjo Teixeira yea...I think Pete was a horrible character. There was absolutely no reason for Erin to start liking him because he seemed very bland from the start. Andy truly deserved better but the finale was amazing :)

    • @arkanjoteixeira
      @arkanjoteixeira 8 лет назад +163

      +JackBinger Yeah, fuck Pete. But, like you said, overall, the finale was perfect.

  • @cowtaplayz8277
    @cowtaplayz8277 4 года назад +96

    The office is real, everyone was there. It was made in our universe.

  • @freedabr3st104
    @freedabr3st104 6 лет назад +5436

    I remember when Andy was just an annoying angry character, and they expanded his character and made him someone everyone loves, this is why I love this show so much, I absolutely adore it, they just take these characters that we hate and make them someone we love, (except kelly, I couldn’t STAND her)

    • @thementhologist5348
      @thementhologist5348 6 лет назад +281

      kelly is delightful in my eyes, i didnt like ryan after he went to rehab

    • @joshlarke688
      @joshlarke688 6 лет назад +6

      cheers billy

    • @micahgoldson1253
      @micahgoldson1253 6 лет назад +163

      Lil Chonch Jim was Dwight’s best man at his wedding calm down

    • @higuysimcharley
      @higuysimcharley 5 лет назад +218

      Micah Goldson no he was the bestesh mentch

    • @mapball02
      @mapball02 5 лет назад +68

      dog lover Kelly is actually Indian.. lol

  • @Joannemathilde
    @Joannemathilde 5 лет назад +2035

    Is that Kevin laughing in the background? Lol

  • @JAFC49
    @JAFC49 4 года назад +1748

    ‘Andy had a very questionable fashion sense’ Ed says as he wears exactly what Andy Bernard wore

    • @colron5823
      @colron5823 4 года назад +71

      He didn’t wear the sweater vest under his blazer

    • @Marooncords
      @Marooncords 4 года назад +1

      COYG

    • @vaibhavidave1613
      @vaibhavidave1613 4 года назад +15

      @@colron5823 Or his striking red pants xD

  • @highground673
    @highground673 4 года назад +92

    When I read the title I thought that Ed Helms actually attended Cornell University.

  • @emartinez2740
    @emartinez2740 6 лет назад +715

    Disappointed they all didn’t chant “Oh I can so just sit here an cry”

    • @peral9728
      @peral9728 6 лет назад +9

      Ernesto Martinez "say it with me now"

    • @ShonenJoe
      @ShonenJoe 5 лет назад +3

      This was filmed before that episode I think

    • @nickgriffin7710
      @nickgriffin7710 5 лет назад +6

      Who’s Joe I think that it ended in either 2012 or 2013 and this is from 2014 so I think that it had come out but I’m not 100% sure

    • @crazypapyruss7256
      @crazypapyruss7256 4 года назад +2

      I WAS WAITING FOR IT THE WHOLE TIME

    • @ConnSoIo
      @ConnSoIo 4 года назад +2

      @@ShonenJoe false, the show ended in 2013, this speech was in 2014. The Office just wasn't as popular yet

  • @foodbug
    @foodbug 7 лет назад +256

    "It's pronounced colonel and it's the highest rank in the military."- Creed

    • @kaylaquach4724
      @kaylaquach4724 4 года назад +12

      “IT IS PRONOUNCED CORNELL! AND IT IS THE HIGHEST BRANCH IN THE IVY LEAGUE!”

    • @f1catmancl
      @f1catmancl 4 года назад +2

      You re not real.

    • @kaylaquach4724
      @kaylaquach4724 4 года назад +2

      spyrox I’m pretty sure none of that is real

    • @therealmichaelscott7902
      @therealmichaelscott7902 4 года назад

      spyrox wht does that mean u freak

  • @He4dhonchoe365
    @He4dhonchoe365 8 лет назад +1496

    Big tuna

  • @jaipatel7413
    @jaipatel7413 4 года назад +173

    "The weird thing is now I'm exactly where I want to be. I've got my dream job at Cornell, and I'm still just thinking about my old pals. Only now they're the ones I made here. I wish there was a way to know you're in "the good old days", before you've actually left them. Someone should write a song about that."
    -The Nard Dog

  • @MndMtrOvr
    @MndMtrOvr 9 лет назад +504

    I graduated from Cornell in 2002 and honestly cannot recall a single word uttered at commencement. That said, I will never forget the wisdom, honesty, and hilarity of Mr. Helms's speech and will always be envious of the Class of 2014.
    The older I get, the more apparent it becomes that comedians are -- more often that not -- brilliantly insightful. Ed Helms is certainly no exception.

    • @__-cd9ug
      @__-cd9ug 7 лет назад +11

      he is butt

    • @soul23110
      @soul23110 6 лет назад +3

      Ok that’s an office reference ignore him

    • @Vkpz
      @Vkpz 6 лет назад +3

      @@__-cd9ug damn I cried so inspirational

    • @rhinestonecowboy9967
      @rhinestonecowboy9967 5 лет назад +3

      What college did you go to?

    • @coincapital3117
      @coincapital3117 5 лет назад +1

      Kenny Ricardo he literally said Cornell

  • @IndrajitRajtilak
    @IndrajitRajtilak 8 лет назад +662

    08:40 - "Remember to be a fool"
    12:43 - "Only a fool would work hard when there's no clear objective, be that fool"
    17:16 - "Only a fool would deliberately scare themselves, be that fool"
    20:15 - "Only a fool would disregard his past and future, be that fool"

  • @Tina-qn6pq
    @Tina-qn6pq 5 лет назад +646

    I have binged The Office about 20 times, give or take a few times (give), and every time, I cry hard when he sings to the co workers as he leaves. “I will remember you, will you remember me, don’t let your life pass you by, ......”. I love Andy’s character.

    • @nickwaller8511
      @nickwaller8511 4 года назад +6

      he literally started singing this as i read this

    • @MM-fb4iw
      @MM-fb4iw 4 года назад +2

      Me, too. I loved Andy so much (although he was almost always a jerk) that I skipped the last season.

    • @sachetdpati1943
      @sachetdpati1943 4 года назад

      Me Ma fr season 9 andy sucked other than the finale

    • @MM-fb4iw
      @MM-fb4iw 4 года назад

      @@sachetdpati1943 That's why I didn't watch that season.

    • @aryaambica3326
      @aryaambica3326 2 года назад +1

      I searched for the song, listened to it on loop for a few times. And then this video come in recommendations.

  • @Daniel-wi6sk
    @Daniel-wi6sk 2 года назад +10

    To listen to Ed Helms recognizing the effect Andy Bernard had on his life, bringing him some of the silliness, foolishness and generosity of the character - that was really amazing and inspiring. Thanks Ed !

  • @benzo1111
    @benzo1111 4 года назад +3489

    Great speech, but quite long.
    After all, why say lot word when few word do trick.

    • @kenkuchnicki9012
      @kenkuchnicki9012 4 года назад +167

      Ben Freeman
      What do with all extra time

    • @DHDZ0304
      @DHDZ0304 4 года назад +212

      @@kenkuchnicki9012 sea world

    • @ingridgrooms
      @ingridgrooms 4 года назад +5

      David lmfao

    • @cheuch
      @cheuch 4 года назад +179

      When me president, they see.

    • @freddys8972
      @freddys8972 4 года назад +34

      cheuch they see

  • @vividhkothari1
    @vividhkothari1 8 лет назад +4346

    Wait...he actually did give the speech in real life?

    • @edgutierrez501
      @edgutierrez501 8 лет назад +190

      Vivid Kothari yes this is it

    • @jjnerf3250
      @jjnerf3250 7 лет назад +15

      ya

    • @Vikings8100
      @Vikings8100 7 лет назад +249

      Well The Office ended in 2012 so no this is not it but was probably a good reason to let him do one haha

    • @helo2650
      @helo2650 7 лет назад +45

      Brent Bundgaard the show ended in 2014

    • @Vikings8100
      @Vikings8100 7 лет назад +153

      May 16, 2013. So we're both off on the date. Still though, this was a whole year later

  • @Ibelikemj
    @Ibelikemj 10 лет назад +420

    Kinda funny how I didnt like Andy at the begining but I liked him at the end.

    • @nyrangersfan6325
      @nyrangersfan6325 9 лет назад

      Is that a Hartford Whalers profile picture?

    • @MikeSchmidtgamerandnightguard
      @MikeSchmidtgamerandnightguard 6 лет назад +8

      Jacoby Nixon season 9 Andy was a bit of a dick, like when he became the boss again.

    • @yousufrizvi557
      @yousufrizvi557 6 лет назад +1

      Exactly!!! I hated at first how he was like the anti dwight and got on my nerves but he got soooo much better as the series went on

    • @zbynekbroda4729
      @zbynekbroda4729 4 года назад

      @@MikeSchmidtgamerandnightguard they ducked up him bcus Hangover

  • @gabem8015
    @gabem8015 4 года назад +1102

    “You realize that I’m not Andy Bernard, right?”
    T-Then who are you

    • @LamZL1
      @LamZL1 3 года назад +13

      Identity theft is not a joke Andy! Millions of families suffer every year!

    • @ATTE22
      @ATTE22 3 года назад +4

      drew

    • @walmarthoodies9647
      @walmarthoodies9647 3 года назад +1

      The guy from the hangover

    • @anonym58063
      @anonym58063 3 года назад

      Drew

  • @fucut00b
    @fucut00b 9 лет назад +267

    This was a really good speech he gave.

  • @sock-jr6zs
    @sock-jr6zs 8 лет назад +906

    RIT IT DIT DIT DOOOO

  • @milou285
    @milou285 7 лет назад +178

    He's actually an incredibly well versed speaker

  • @md.hasibuddin3809
    @md.hasibuddin3809 4 года назад +59

    " *Applicant has a head shaped like trapezoid* "

  • @calebdavenport8971
    @calebdavenport8971 7 лет назад +302

    Beets by Schrute

    • @_birdie
      @_birdie 4 года назад

      hahaha love it
      Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica.

  • @TheGriffin1999
    @TheGriffin1999 6 лет назад +483

    Wait so Ed helms gave a legit speech? This wasn’t a small skit made for the office? That’s so cool

    • @mhrj8146
      @mhrj8146 4 года назад +31

      There were two; the first was a skit, then a year later, he did the real thing

  • @salad_spinner3166
    @salad_spinner3166 4 года назад +868

    Nobody:
    The Cornell Podium:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~

    • @aidansnyder422
      @aidansnyder422 4 года назад +18

      This has no right to be half as funny as it is 😂

    • @BobGymlan
      @BobGymlan 4 года назад +1

      Salad_Spinner I don’t get it lol

    • @CaseyPriceForsakenhero
      @CaseyPriceForsakenhero 4 года назад +7

      Quality comment

    • @ingridgrooms
      @ingridgrooms 4 года назад +19

      Bob Gymlan because of the heat it makes it look like it’s wiggling , look at the logo on the podium

    • @therealmichaelscott7902
      @therealmichaelscott7902 4 года назад +1

      Kian Mantong thats not it.

  • @hopeisorange
    @hopeisorange Год назад +11

    For years I couldn’t say “I went to Cornell” because all I could hear in my head was Andy Bernard saying “Ever heard of it?” 😂. Thanks a lot!

  • @yoitsrami
    @yoitsrami 10 лет назад +1539

    I am secretly 'TexasPoonTappa'

  • @zigaoblak7816
    @zigaoblak7816 9 лет назад +1531

    It's pronounced colonel and it's the highest rank in the military.

    • @courtneyjene3120
      @courtneyjene3120 8 лет назад +356

      +Žiga X It's pronounced CORNELL and it's the highest rank in the Ivy League!

    • @EzraDair
      @EzraDair 8 лет назад +20

      +Courtney Jene was that line from the Office ?

    • @sterlingsilver5937
      @sterlingsilver5937 7 лет назад +35

      Ezra Daßer Yes. It was said by Creed. It's from the episode where Dwight and Andy were at odds.

    • @cspicer2000
      @cspicer2000 7 лет назад +13

      colonel is not the highest rank 😂😂😂

    • @blackmambax24x
      @blackmambax24x 6 лет назад +12

      Colton Spicer that's part of the joke

  • @tylerwolf693
    @tylerwolf693 5 лет назад +124

    I do not know why this showed up in my recommendations tonight.
    But I sure appreciate it.

  • @definitelynotalanb
    @definitelynotalanb 4 года назад +8

    This speech deserved more applause, everything he said, every tips he gave, everything was awesome 👏🏼

  • @Watson997f
    @Watson997f 8 лет назад +157

    He actually had an incredibly inspirational message

  • @jonathanpadilla5166
    @jonathanpadilla5166 4 года назад +406

    Andy- “one of your students is a biiittcchhh” Jim- “Andy is having a real rough day today.” Andy - “I wanna take an ad in your year book full page two words” Jim - “good luck” Andy -“that’s not what I had in mind”
    Favorite Andy moment tbh 😂

    • @tomatoMarz
      @tomatoMarz 4 года назад +8

      Jonathan Padilla we didn’t do anything illegal! except run over some guys mailbox...

    • @sexyimpostersyndromechick
      @sexyimpostersyndromechick 4 года назад +8

      “She’s a part time frozen yogurt chef...”

    • @TommyTombstone
      @TommyTombstone 4 года назад +8

      One of my favorite Jim moments is in that episode.
      "Who do you think that guy was?" "It doesn't matter, because you're not dating. Because it's a felony."

    • @firstnamelastname6016
      @firstnamelastname6016 4 года назад +6

      “I didn’t know!”
      “That’s not gonna hold up in court”

  • @helloimrita
    @helloimrita 8 лет назад +218

    19:35 im not crying, my eyes are just sweating

  • @philmarlin6204
    @philmarlin6204 4 года назад +37

    He seems smart, he should be an actor.

  • @pogmom
    @pogmom 8 лет назад +301

    "You do realize I'm not actually Andy Bernard, right?" WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

    • @__-cd9ug
      @__-cd9ug 7 лет назад +32

      Because he's an actor and, as much as he probably loves his character, he deserves to be recognized as one from time to time

  • @arthurfioravante9149
    @arthurfioravante9149 5 лет назад +419

    By his own admission,this person actually tried marijuana in college, so
    The Doobie-Doobie-Pothead-Stoner of the year award goes to...

  • @char445
    @char445 4 года назад +367

    “Break me off a piece of that fancy fiest!”

  • @benmohatun
    @benmohatun 3 года назад +13

    Wow, Ed Helms is actually hilarious IRL too. Great actor and probably the best addition to the original cast of the office. Fantastic idea by Cornell to invite him there.

  • @oldue1368
    @oldue1368 4 года назад +394

    7:00 sounds like he’s reading Andy’s obituary.

  • @thesimpsons17
    @thesimpsons17 8 лет назад +275

    I wish there was some way to know you were in the good old days before you've left them.
    Glad Andy is enjoying his new job

  • @belle369
    @belle369 4 года назад +271

    “THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US”

  • @bennyrubin9401
    @bennyrubin9401 4 года назад +20

    I just got into Cornell, so I have a completely different perspective watching this. I am so excited for next fall!

  • @oldnerdreviews
    @oldnerdreviews 5 лет назад +209

    I started watching because I thought it would be fun. It turned into something amazingly inspiring and full of life-changing wisdom and advice. I'm so glad I kept watching.

  • @botown15
    @botown15 5 лет назад +366

    "I'm Drew now"

    • @shivambabbar1405
      @shivambabbar1405 4 года назад +15

      Nahh I am just gonna call you andy

    • @dongsaengdongsaeng
      @dongsaengdongsaeng 4 года назад +5

      Lmao. what really made me laugh about that whole Drew situation is that nobody even bothered calling him that, even in the future 😂😂😂

    • @afnanalnajar9196
      @afnanalnajar9196 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @jrcook-394
      @jrcook-394 4 года назад +4

      @@shivambabbar1405 That's okay, because I can't control what you do. I can only control...what I do.

  • @badman644
    @badman644 5 лет назад +222

    Andy Bernard: "You guys know that I am not Andy Bernard, right ?
    Me: HERESY

  • @pman07
    @pman07 4 года назад +8

    first time ive ever sat and watched a speech longer than 3 minutes.

  • @d.s.dharmapalan8373
    @d.s.dharmapalan8373 10 лет назад +28

    Helms did it; more than being a comic, his thoughtful advise to the new graduates was well taken. I was privileged to have been there on Sunday; my oldest grandson was graduating that day. Cornell, you were lucky to have had Ed to address you on Sunday.
    Rev. Dr. D.S. Dharmapalan

  • @aaronheacock5864
    @aaronheacock5864 10 лет назад +82

    I have literally watched the office 6 times through and Andy is one of my favorite characters and I love Ed he is a great actor and he is hilarious. He is one of the reasons I keep watching it.

    • @DigitalSalt
      @DigitalSalt 9 лет назад +2

      I cant imagine how long that would take! As someone who always wanted to get into it, I spent the last month or so going through all 9 seasons and I binged pretty hard!

    • @LWDStudios
      @LWDStudios 9 лет назад +3

      Im on my 8th run through of all 9 seasons, just cant get enough of it

    • @davidradysyuk638
      @davidradysyuk638 6 лет назад +1

      Aaron Heacock weak numbers lol

    • @bramblestar5339
      @bramblestar5339 6 лет назад

      I just finished my third rewatch a few days ago. Excellent show

    • @ELSTINKO.
      @ELSTINKO. 5 лет назад

      I have spent the last two months watching this show twice... I was hoping this would end soon...

  • @angietucc6489
    @angietucc6489 7 лет назад +51

    HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DID A SPEECH AT CORNELL HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS

  • @willynilly4175
    @willynilly4175 4 года назад +4

    “I wish there was a way to know your in the good old days before you left them” -Andy Bernard. I’m crying now

  • @JOSHSTER
    @JOSHSTER 8 лет назад +487

    Dang he's funny in real life also

    • @ethanrepublic
      @ethanrepublic 6 лет назад +21

      Well all the cast are improv comedians most parts of the show is improv

  • @rl1800
    @rl1800 6 лет назад +242

    Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

    • @tomatoMarz
      @tomatoMarz 4 года назад

      I AM NOW CHOPPING OFF PHYLLIS’S HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW

  • @evanhdez
    @evanhdez 7 лет назад +219

    43 Broccoli Robs disliked this video.

  • @ValnirAesling
    @ValnirAesling 4 месяца назад +2

    28 minute speech is impressive, 4 million dollars well spent.