Pink dude (couldn't recognize the voice but I think it's Brandon Hall): *SUGGESTS SELLINGS ORGANS TO RANDOM DRIVERS* White dude: *I have a better plan...*
For now I'm using this as a plank timer. The SIGH of relief when I hear "I'll marry a wealthy man" because that means a minute has passed and I can end the plank...
it sounds like a computer ai reading through the entirety of an old chat forum site from the late 90s-2000s and writing a song with only that information A N D N O T H I N G E L S E
Jesus I started to listen to this for the “ I married a wealthy man” but now that I hear the whole song I absolutely love it- I HAVEN’T STOPPED LISTENING TO IT
Andrew Laurich: "Hey we shouldn't sell people's things without their consent, that's kinda rude" Also him less than 10 seconds later: "Let's steal people's money by making a fake charity"
Yttd fans I see you guys >:) /pos Also for the people wondering why this isn’t on spotify it isn’t an actual “tally hall” song it features rob and joe but it was made before tally hall kinda 👁👁 I’m pretty sure it was a college film but I’m really happy more people are finding tally hall
I’m gonna ramble in my replies but I really like robs part (I’ll ace the gre) it’s so good and it’s also in the tally hall version which is new version they did at one of the shows it doesn’t have the wealthy man part unfortunately but you guys should also listen to that one :00
Yeahh I can understand that but if it’s not being broadcasted to a wider audience no one will ever find it and I’d hate for my favorite band to fall into obscurity.
i heard an audio snippet on tiktok thinking wow that really sounds like joe hawley but saw no comments abt it & pretty much gave up there but here i am & finally found it lol!! i was watching another video thats a documentary of tally hall since they're one of my favorite bands & it mentioned this song from the "AnonyMous" show Joe Hawley was a part of :) so cool!! i luv Joe Hawley sm hes silly
We need cash. What happened to our stash? I bought an electric guitar I rented a shiny car I went out to lunch But McDonald’s is a thrifty munch I purchased a random flute I hired a prostitute Whatever will we do? We’ll have to think it through I know, I will start To sell my body parts A kidney, or a lung My liver, or my tongue I’ll distribute them in jars To people driving cars I have a better plan I’ll marry a wealthy man Wouldn’t that make you gay? Not necessari-lay. That would be okay. What? I’ll sleep in a separate bed And I’ll refrain from giving… kisses We’ll be happy for a while I’ll try to comply to his style And keep his mansion clean Then I’ll kill him and inherit his green Break it down It wouldn’t be so tough To sell my girlfriend’s stuff Her computer and her sewing kit Will go for quite a bit. That doesn’t seem so kind. I doubt that she will mind We’ll start a fake foundation A non-profit organisation We’ll say it’s for the mute The blind and destitute Then we’ll get to take The money that we make We’ll salvage all we can And take it to Afghanistan Break it down Ninjas are totally sweet So light and nimble on their feet So good at being bad I wish I had a ninja for a dad (Kill him, son) Put your money in the cup Or this assassin will cut you up Do not attempt to mess with me I met a guy who met Bruce Lee! ‘s mother’s cousin’s niece’s brother’s neighbour’s doctor’s ex-boyfriend’s dog. It won’t be hard at all Making money with a crystal ball According to the tarot cards Your body will be torn to shards The pieces spread around Your mangled carcass never found That’s all I’ll have to say And then they’ll have to pay I know, I could- Break it down I’ll make the money grow With my impromptu magic show Performing in the streets Death-defying feats People would shriek and shout But that’s what magic is all about “My god, is he alright?” I do this every night
I’ll ace the GRE and harvest a PHD after curing HIV I’ll collect my royalties Do you think your bright enough?… Let’s get his girlfriends stuff! Break it down!!!!
I'll ace the GRE And harvest a PHD After curing the HIV I'll collect my royalties! Do you think you're bright enough? ... Let's get his girlfriend's stuff. Break it down.
Every TikTok audio of this song: “And keep his mansion clean... then I’ll kill him and inherit his- [cuts off]” Me: No, wait, finish the rhyme!!! Me waking up mere minutes before typing this: Wait. I think I know how the sentence ends. Let me see if I’m right. [And that is the story of the past few minutes. I was right. I also believe TikTok should utilize the actual “break it down” part]
@@LANEcor3 I get you, it’s all good! I’m not trashing you in any way, I was in that fandom for quite some time myself, didn’t mean to come off as rude! it’s cool that you enjoy this song too!
I really didn't expect to listen to this whole song but here I am lol
Same
Me neither
Same
Same here
love how andrew is like "it's not nice to steal :(" and then immediately suggests to start a scam charity for their own benefit lmaooo
Thought it was Rob because the color of the letters
@@maty5591 yeah I'm pretty sure its rob, Andrew has a slight lisp and speaks kind of soft compared to rob
@@normalguycraig actually, isn't Andrew Horowitz
@@normalguycraig 1:44
@@maty5591 oh, thank you
I have heard 4 songs from Tally hall(the group) and they sound like they're from different artists.
Its cause the members just made whatever the hell they wanted without having a set genre, its epic
@@Simonomaly it is epic.
The first songs I've listened from him were Dream Sweet in Sea Major, The Mind Electric, and Written in the Sand lmfaooooo
@@forteexe8926 AYY THATS FROM HIM TOO??
@@HOMESTUCKER613 Yep!!! Absolute madlad
I like how the plot of this whole song is just : "5 guys in debt try to figure out how to get out of said debt"
You forgot that the majority of the ideas are scams.
It's actually nine guys, if you've seen the music video lol. But yeah
@@foxpatternedferret476 10 if you count the guy who says break it down and "that would be okay"
@@MaximusDream78 Pretty sure only 2-3 are scams
There's more than 5
bro their literally just talking yet this is the catchiest thing i’ve heard
I KNOW RIGHT
The way the spread out the syllabus to make a beat is wonderful
easy rythmic beat + good rhyming patern + split between a good riff = masterpiece
Well the words also rhyme.
I love the “Break it Down”’s because I always imagine them just doing little dances in those moments with their non-existent piles of money
I imagine them running and stumbling into each other as they rush to follow every plan at once 😂
this song has the same energy as those whacky tf2 youtube animations. don't ask me to explain, if you know, you know
Omg yes
I thought it was audio from one of those at first 💀
It's okay you can say TipsyDuck
I think it's the low-quality sound of the vocals and the wacky lyrics. The simple backing music too also reminds me of those animations as well.
@@bitchfacemcmike6788 fr
Why does this actually sound like a conversation my D&D party had when trying to find ways to make money?
yes
Lol
The crystals ball one will totally be one of my Dnd characters XD
😂
I will make a D&D campaign using Tally Hall
lemon demon and tally hall's music are carrying all of tiktok lmfao-
I know it makes me sad
seriously, they are-
How do I get on Lemon Demon TikTok-
@@SNEMAE why are you sad about that
@@mars_has2moons157 Tik Tok ruins everything
Pink dude (couldn't recognize the voice but I think it's Brandon Hall): *SUGGESTS SELLINGS ORGANS TO RANDOM DRIVERS*
White dude: *I have a better plan...*
White dude: is joe hawley
If the voices had more extreme changes in pitch i'd totally think this was a Jack Stauber song
I thought they used text to speech in some parts and some danganronpa lines
I actually thought it was a jack stauber song
It sounds too good, though.
IKR
Lol
Me as a kid: Why would you ever marry someone for money, that's stupid!
Present-day me spending the whole day writing job applications: 1:00
LOL
the pink guy has a nice voice
He does:]
HOLDUP THE OTHER PERSON IS PINK GUY???
@@meowmeowdefnotafurry no they meant in the video, the guy with the pink subtitles
brandon hall
Yea, it just sounds satisfying for some reason.
Of course this is Tally Hall. Everything connects back to Tally Hall somehow
my exact reaction
my same reaction
Fr lol
ruler of everything!
That “all, for nothing at all” song that was a tiktok trend is made by miracle musical, who is joe hawley, who was in tally hall
this has the same vibes as “redesign your logo” by lemon demon
it does tho
true
I agree with both this comment and stardog
YES
Prolly cuz of the blank robot sounding voice
Tally hall just make bops i swear-
TRUE
Agreed
ALMOST EVERYONE HERE AGREES LOL
AGREEEED
this isn't completely by tally hall, just a few of their members in Sargasm
@@elliotts7383 do you know if this song is on Spotify? I can’t find it, it it isn’t by tally hall that would make sense :[
02:57 That is the most adorable voice I've ever heard and no one can convince me otherwise
hi homestuck
@@Weezer000 hello
brother
@@patrickstumpholelicker BROTHER?!
lol
no cause this is such a bop 😭
@Jack Pruett damn bro let people type the way they want goddamn
@Jack Pruett ok then continue being a piece of shit and see where that gets you xd
THE GUITAR IS THE BEST PART
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE- TALLY HALL MADE THIS SONG?
kind of but not actually tally hall
Mostly no, it was written by Joe and he and Rob do sing in one part but that's as far as the connection goes really
I didn't know either
My beloveds
Tally Hall also released a version of this song, albeit edited and shorter
For now I'm using this as a plank timer. The SIGH of relief when I hear "I'll marry a wealthy man" because that means a minute has passed and I can end the plank...
What the heck that's actually genius 😂😂
this makes me think of possibly in Michigan (istfg i can't think)
ann arbour
Ironic
Do you mean 'possibly in Michigan' ?
@@maddie_5909 probably lmao
Tbh, same
it sounds like a computer ai reading through the entirety of an old chat forum site from the late 90s-2000s and writing a song with only that information
A N D N O T H I N G E L S E
yes
The music video for this is a Skype call which is close enough
That was the best 5:49 minutes of my life
nice pfp
Jesus I started to listen to this for the “ I married a wealthy man” but now that I hear the whole song I absolutely love it-
I HAVEN’T STOPPED LISTENING TO IT
Same!
Sameee
thought this was jack stauber for some reason
me too
Yep, me too
Same
Sameee
same
Of course it’s written by Joe Hawley. I love how he makes all the weirder song of tally hall.
WAIT A MINUTE. TALLY HALL. THEY MADE RULER OF EVERYTHING!
yep
Yep
Yes they did. Also the very famous songs that you might of heard on TikTok, Hidden in the Sand, and The Bidding
Yep.
yes. and many other things, keamm. one of them is the guy who made miracle musical.
"The song sounds more like they're just talking over music" actually seems to be a compliment to this song somehow
This sounds like me and my friends trying to finish a school project for the next day.
the fact that this is actually a good song..
Rob saying "But wouldn't that make you gay?" was the funniest shit i ever heard
I want a crappy animation of this i don't know if thats the right way to say it but yea
hey dude, how can i get a pfp like that?
@@aaleejito its a website called picrew the only problem is its in Japanese
@@jasper-does-not-exist. thank you so much
@@aaleejito no problem
I saw animated of a part
Hell yea this a bop
i swear to god every thing is tally hall i can never escape
Ace attorney pfp
Im so happy this is getting popular, it might lead to one of my favorite bands getting popular
i can't find this anywhere on spotify
Its not on spotify
sadly tally hall never uploaded this because this was meant for a video project by anonimoose
ITS NOT ON SPOTIFY? NOOO, I WAS GONNA ADD IT TO MY PLAYLIST
I listened to this for 3 hours straight
_As one does._
it's such a reality check whenever i see the name "rick lax" in anything tally hall related and realize how small the world we live in is
Ikr hes so different nowadays
Well he is doing magic like in the song
Kinda.
Andrew Laurich: "Hey we shouldn't sell people's things without their consent, that's kinda rude"
Also him less than 10 seconds later: "Let's steal people's money by making a fake charity"
why does this give me possibly in Michigan vibes
The beat is pretty similar ngl
It’s probably becuse it’s just people talking
This reminds me of the walten files bro, I love this song so much
yessss the walten files is so good
@@LoserByNature AYYY
YESS THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHHTTT WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS
@@famousprophet THATS WHAT IM SAYIN YESSS
Isn't that like that one really stupid FNAF ARG that everyone's talking about?
I love the voice of the white guy-
he sounds like a text to speech bot
That’s joe hawley:D
@@meowmeow4628 ty :)))
@@finleypumford kinda
same lol
Yttd fans I see you guys >:) /pos
Also for the people wondering why this isn’t on spotify it isn’t an actual “tally hall” song it features rob and joe but it was made before tally hall kinda 👁👁 I’m pretty sure it was a college film but I’m really happy more people are finding tally hall
I’m gonna ramble in my replies but I really like robs part (I’ll ace the gre) it’s so good and it’s also in the tally hall version which is new version they did at one of the shows it doesn’t have the wealthy man part unfortunately but you guys should also listen to that one :00
Why is my name meow meow what
It kinda saddens me that more people are finding Tally Hall because eventually people will oversaturate things once they get popular.
Yeahh I can understand that but if it’s not being broadcasted to a wider audience no one will ever find it and I’d hate for my favorite band to fall into obscurity.
HI PERSON WITH ANZU PFP
Tally Hall is my favorite band- and i only found out this was by them :) makes me happy that a LOT of popular songs on tik tok are by Tally Hall
Mhm! Their Album Marvins Marvelous Mechanical Museum is based off of a real place in Michigan and Ive gone there on a road trip!
i love seeing other omori fans in my comments pointing out my pfp :D u guys r so cool
Sick hero pfp btw :>>
@@lu777ky9 I think it's Kel
@@qshxley OH NO SORRY U R RIGHT
*sick Kel pfp btw :>>
I love your pfp
this strangely reminds me of cartman, kyle, stan, and kenny trying to come up with ideas to make money
1:00 best part
NO
@@someguyontheinternet2544 Yes
@@someguyontheinternet2544 yes
@@someguyontheinternet2544 Yes
@@someguyontheinternet2544 yes
Those six dislikes are the people that would consider it gay
Damn it’s 18 now
I know that the dislikes change you don’t gotta keep “correcting” me.
It's eight people now, I guess they really do think it's gay
Hey nagitoooo
it's 11 now
hello my lord and savior
It's 14 now- :'l
I'm in love with whites voice
His name is Joe Hawley aka red tie of Tally Hall
@@mapleshadeeatscats joseph joey joe
and this is the start of your fall into the tally hall hole
@@br1ght_ oh, I've been fallen down into the tally Hall rabbit hole
@@i_need_sleep_2034 lets go, another one!
I should've expected this, ofc tally hall
Its not tally hall tho
jack stauber has a component to compete against
Had
Past tense
i heard an audio snippet on tiktok thinking wow that really sounds like joe hawley but saw no comments abt it & pretty much gave up there but here i am & finally found it lol!! i was watching another video thats a documentary of tally hall since they're one of my favorite bands & it mentioned this song from the "AnonyMous" show Joe Hawley was a part of :) so cool!! i luv Joe Hawley sm hes silly
We need cash.
What happened to our stash?
I bought an electric guitar
I rented a shiny car
I went out to lunch
But McDonald’s is a thrifty munch
I purchased a random flute
I hired a prostitute
Whatever will we do?
We’ll have to think it through
I know, I will start
To sell my body parts
A kidney, or a lung
My liver, or my tongue
I’ll distribute them in jars
To people driving cars
I have a better plan
I’ll marry a wealthy man
Wouldn’t that make you gay?
Not necessari-lay.
That would be okay.
What?
I’ll sleep in a separate bed
And I’ll refrain from giving… kisses
We’ll be happy for a while
I’ll try to comply to his style
And keep his mansion clean
Then I’ll kill him and inherit his green
Break it down
It wouldn’t be so tough
To sell my girlfriend’s stuff
Her computer and her sewing kit
Will go for quite a bit.
That doesn’t seem so kind.
I doubt that she will mind
We’ll start a fake foundation
A non-profit organisation
We’ll say it’s for the mute
The blind and destitute
Then we’ll get to take
The money that we make
We’ll salvage all we can
And take it to Afghanistan
Break it down
Ninjas are totally sweet
So light and nimble on their feet
So good at being bad
I wish I had a ninja for a dad (Kill him, son)
Put your money in the cup
Or this assassin will cut you up
Do not attempt to mess with me
I met a guy who met Bruce Lee!
‘s mother’s cousin’s niece’s brother’s neighbour’s doctor’s ex-boyfriend’s dog.
It won’t be hard at all
Making money with a crystal ball
According to the tarot cards
Your body will be torn to shards
The pieces spread around
Your mangled carcass never found
That’s all I’ll have to say
And then they’ll have to pay
I know, I could-
Break it down
I’ll make the money grow
With my impromptu magic show
Performing in the streets
Death-defying feats
People would shriek and shout
But that’s what magic is all about
“My god, is he alright?”
I do this every night
I’ll ace the GRE
and harvest a PHD
after curing HIV
I’ll collect my royalties
Do you think your bright enough?…
Let’s get his girlfriends stuff!
Break it down!!!!
I'll ace the GRE
And harvest a PHD
After curing the HIV
I'll collect my royalties!
Do you think you're bright enough?
...
Let's get his girlfriend's stuff.
Break it down.
the video of this is so great i’m at the part where he’s talking about ninjas and his face is just badly pasted onto a ninja
I like how Gold got on Navy for thinking about selling his girlfriend’s stuff and immediately after suggests they start a fake charity.
I played this for my mom and she liked it :)
Cool mom, huh?
im starting to animate this, tysm for thiss vid
"And refrain from giving... kisses." People who have the fear of love can probably relate to this by dares relating to a crush/soulmate of theirs
Guys, remember this.
*This is Happy Monster Band.*
Bluz(joe hawley) and frred(rob) are my favorite members of AnonyMous frfr
Oh man I haven’t thought about this song in so long haha
It's sad that i know this song because i saw it on a Walten Files tiktok😭(p.s good lyric video !! You deserve more love than you already have!
I knew I recognized Joe and robs voices
"Retrain from giving... Kisses" NO WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY DON'T BE SHY
Hey guys what’s your favourite Tally Hall/Miracle Musical song? I like Labyrinth and Black Rainbows :D
134340 Pluto Definitely, or the mind electric, or murders.
probably & lol
&, Out in the Twighlight or Spring & a Storm
@@bonsaidraws162 & is so good omg
& and The Bidding :)
This has some "Don't Hug me, I'm Scared" vibes with a little bit of Jack Stauber. Niceeee!
Yeah also love pfp
I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS TALLY HALL-
Omori and YTTD fan here as well 😩
the whole song is amazing wow
2:54 i am addicted to this guys voice
Every TikTok audio of this song: “And keep his mansion clean... then I’ll kill him and inherit his- [cuts off]”
Me: No, wait, finish the rhyme!!!
Me waking up mere minutes before typing this: Wait. I think I know how the sentence ends. Let me see if I’m right.
[And that is the story of the past few minutes. I was right. I also believe TikTok should utilize the actual “break it down” part]
there is no way that break it down was on tiktok I refuse
Quackity and Wilbur??
@@LANEcor3 of course it’s that fandom lmao
@@junoismad Yeah.. Listen I’m not really proud to be a part of it, I don’t post anything about it I just enjoy the content. I’m not insane nor a stan.
@@LANEcor3 I get you, it’s all good! I’m not trashing you in any way, I was in that fandom for quite some time myself, didn’t mean to come off as rude! it’s cool that you enjoy this song too!
Rob: “Joe, wouldn’t that make you gay?”
Also Rob: *uses a choir filled with gay men for the shia labeouf live video*
I like how long each line takes 🧍‼️
I've learned so many ways to make money through this song
You knew he. was gonna. say "head".
Good thing he switched. to "kisses". instead.
(I dare ya to not read this in beat with the song)
Imagine needing to point out the obvious joke
@@Cryospec imagine having nothing better to do than shit on people in the comments of a video
Oh wait, you don't have to imagine
I’m mad I never knew this was tally hall
same
Its not tally hall tho its anonymous
@@Cryospec it says tally hall made it too
@@imacommenter1255 where?
@@Cryospec in the title
no cuz it’s such a bop 😩
break it down 💃💃💃💃
this song gives me possibly in michigan vibes
I like the mic quality because it’s bad in a good way
a g r e e d l o l
I like this song
the rhyming is really catchy
I like ur pfp!! omori is great
I am getting DHMIS vides from this song..
I loved that show when I was younger
"We'll sleep in, a seperate, bed,"
"And I'll refrain, from giving... kisses."
OMORI FAN
YTTD FAN
This was tally hall the whole time damn
This song is awesome omfg
This sounds like conversation you’d hear on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
For real
Just in time for summer
Okay this is gotta be my favorite song E V E R
this is pog
I had no idea this was tallyhall whatttt
It wasnt lol
@@Cryospec oh ok : o why does it say tally hall in the title tho 😭
@@twickersKnist anonyMous is mainly recognised by having some of tally hall's members in it
i love this
I had no idea this was a Tally Hall song until this moment right now.
Omg kel pfp I love Omori
1:01 loved it 🤣
This made me happy fr
Why does this unironically go hard-
it’s tally hall, of course it’s gonna be a banger
The song gives off dhmis (don’t hug me I’m scared ) and lost vhs tapes vibes