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  • @sneakyluckey
    @sneakyluckey 6 лет назад +34124

    9/10 not enough Tahiti

  • @TheoTungsten
    @TheoTungsten 4 года назад +7887

    Fun fact: if you get drunk as Arthur and talk to Dutch, Arthur will say something like "Oh there's the guy with the plan! Haha!"

    • @huejkak99
      @huejkak99 3 года назад +551

      No it "A man with a godamn plan"

    • @foodafen7406
      @foodafen7406 3 года назад +371

      "There's the man with the godamn plan"

    • @roganreicher3317
      @roganreicher3317 3 года назад +166

      tHe MaN wItH tHe GoDdAmN pLaN

    • @pascalg16
      @pascalg16 2 года назад +76

      Do you really have a plan Dutch? Or you just keep telling us you do?

    • @paolothorpe1461
      @paolothorpe1461 2 года назад +8

      The Star Spangled Man With A Plan demolishes Dutch and his goddamn plan

  • @smugzz_
    @smugzz_ 6 лет назад +12125

    Arthur: literally breathes
    Dutch: *ORTHUR*

  • @connor4435
    @connor4435 5 лет назад +10901

    I feel like every time Dutch says the words “plan” and “money” Arthur dies a little inside

  • @jackdaone6469
    @jackdaone6469 4 года назад +1335

    I love how RDR 2 makes Dutch’s “I got a plan, John” line from the first game and John’s retort hilarious.

    • @samuelwanta8179
      @samuelwanta8179 3 года назад +82

      Same with taking the piss out on the "I implore you" shtick lol

    • @BeefcakeKARS
      @BeefcakeKARS 2 года назад +45

      “TIMBAKTU?”

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 2 года назад +9

      It’s almost like they wrote it to be that way…

    • @kanacc1964
      @kanacc1964 Год назад +12

      "We can't fight the nature, we can't fight the gravity" too

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 Год назад +13

      @@kanacc1964
      Well, that one becomes kinda tragic. In RDR2, it’s Dutch giving a subtle little signal to Arthur and is rather funny because of how he’s distracting the soldiers about to ventilate their skulls.
      In RDR, it’s a sign of his resignation and broken spirit.

  • @gras2121
    @gras2121 5 лет назад +13933

    Arthur: *Donates $1M to the camp*
    Dutch: wE nEeD mOrE mUnEh!

    • @thewerewolfkingscott61
      @thewerewolfkingscott61 5 лет назад +383

      Do you mean 1 billion?

    • @KGBmonumental
      @KGBmonumental 5 лет назад +76

      @@thewerewolfkingscott61 1 million

    • @KGBmonumental
      @KGBmonumental 5 лет назад +150

      @ 1M is more like 32M

    •  5 лет назад +7

      @@KGBmonumental maybe

    • @QaysSyed
      @QaysSyed 5 лет назад +8

      I see you watched that video

  • @generalgrievous1785
    @generalgrievous1785 5 лет назад +18099

    Arthur has TURBERCULOSIS
    Uncle has LUMBAGO
    John has a SON
    Dutch has a *PLAN*

  • @akasaku12
    @akasaku12 6 лет назад +8248

    Arthur: *donates $20,000*
    Dutch: wE nEeD MOrE mOnEY
    Arthur: ಠ_ಠ

    • @gurtgobang9862
      @gurtgobang9862 6 лет назад +103

      *laughs in Joel Osteen*

    • @johnjohnson2235
      @johnjohnson2235 6 лет назад +68

      DONATES MORE MON..... TIMMEMME

    • @unkoire2649
      @unkoire2649 6 лет назад +51

      @Prince Hitoxie "Suicide is painless..."

    • @Robert-el2kj
      @Robert-el2kj 6 лет назад +32

      I donated 3 m to camp

    • @Wr0ngW4y
      @Wr0ngW4y 6 лет назад +87

      @TeamWaage
      in 1899 20k probably would buy you a castle.

  • @mellowstorm_
    @mellowstorm_ 4 года назад +701

    It wasn’t the tuberculosis that killed Arthur, it was Dutch constantly killing his brain cells with muneh and plans

    • @ronaldomoura1932
      @ronaldomoura1932 3 года назад +21

      Dutch quotes and TB, plus the shootouts and the fight with micah made Arthur die of his undiagnosticazed Lumbago

    • @coltJAltman
      @coltJAltman 3 года назад +3

      OH SH!T A FURRY!!

    • @ronaldomoura1932
      @ronaldomoura1932 3 года назад +3

      @@coltJAltman SH1T! I didnt notice! 0-0

    • @manobampi
      @manobampi 3 года назад +2

      yes

    • @Arthur._.Morgan1583
      @Arthur._.Morgan1583 2 месяца назад

      I had a good damn PLAN

  • @Ducktle
    @Ducktle 6 лет назад +4332

    WE JUST NEED A LITTLE FAITH! And...money.

  • @tommygun_07
    @tommygun_07 6 лет назад +2185

    “What’re we doing next, Dutch?”
    “...”
    “Money.”

    • @bi0hazard921
      @bi0hazard921 6 лет назад +59

      Cael Fisher it was the combination of the funny music in the background and the close-up on his face along with the instant silence as he says: *MONEH...*

    • @MRAnonymous120
      @MRAnonymous120 6 лет назад +11

      ...mOnEy

    • @hugeshalaw
      @hugeshalaw 6 лет назад +2

      @@MRAnonymous120 ooooooo

    • @Uriel_Vitor
      @Uriel_Vitor 6 лет назад +5

      muneh

    • @j.avance9031
      @j.avance9031 6 лет назад +27

      Literally the entire game summed up in two sentences.

  • @DuTube333
    @DuTube333 5 лет назад +4641

    Dutch's plan: Time + Money + Faith - Insist = Tahiti + Mangos

    • @M24P
      @M24P 5 лет назад +93

      Peter Petersen you forgot lumbago

    • @ellis4091
      @ellis4091 5 лет назад +65

      How bout the one last score?

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 5 лет назад +47

      MORE FAITH

    • @baranarslan7313
      @baranarslan7313 5 лет назад +30

      And bOat

    • @qwerty4045
      @qwerty4045 5 лет назад +62

      ITS ALWAYS A GODDAMN TRAIN

  • @ilteschio8244
    @ilteschio8244 4 года назад +331

    i feel like Dutch's plan consist in making himself the most amount of enemies in the least time possible, every time he set camp.

  • @cyaniderap721
    @cyaniderap721 5 лет назад +3722

    Netflix: just one more episode
    Chocolate: just one more piece
    Books: just one more page
    Dutch: *just one more score*

  • @zgliu8018
    @zgliu8018 6 лет назад +14150

    Dutch Plan Der Lin

  • @jakemallea4186
    @jakemallea4186 5 лет назад +727

    Dutch: I got a plan, John.
    John: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

  • @GomenYuuka
    @GomenYuuka 6 лет назад +3380

    0:54 And that's how Pinkerton knew where our camp is.

  • @Nobobyohnoho
    @Nobobyohnoho 5 лет назад +2005

    1% story
    99% plan's from dutch

  • @PolloXx_
    @PolloXx_ 5 лет назад +3954

    In RDR1 Rockstar already knew that "I got a plan" was going to be a meme 8 years later

  • @dutchvanderlinde4531
    @dutchvanderlinde4531 4 года назад +159

    I have still got a plan

  • @DrChillin
    @DrChillin 6 лет назад +2299

    Imagine not having a plan.
    -This meme was made by the Van der Linde gang.

    • @fostagade3602
      @fostagade3602 5 лет назад +82

      the PLAN der linde gang

    • @Vicente_Walbaum
      @Vicente_Walbaum 5 лет назад +5

      @@fostagade3602 Er spricht kein deutsch

    • @dariannnnnn
      @dariannnnnn 4 года назад +2

      @@ScumAnt kek indeed, my son

    • @metalltitan
      @metalltitan 2 года назад

      There was much Van der Linde and little gang left by the end of that plan...

    • @irrelevanttwat
      @irrelevanttwat Год назад +1

      Well that, that is definitely a Kek John!

  • @Omarthedemigod
    @Omarthedemigod 6 лет назад +2209

    Dutch *causes 90% of the issues within the story*
    Dutch: I HAVE A PLAN😤

    • @quarantinejet2312
      @quarantinejet2312 6 лет назад +64

      Nah it was mostly Micah.

    • @Omarthedemigod
      @Omarthedemigod 6 лет назад +58

      Ashraf Raja Micah *causes 90% of the problems in the story and manipulates Dutch
      Dutch: I HAVE A PLAN😤

    • @MidoriMartini
      @MidoriMartini 6 лет назад +62

      Hosea was the angel, Micah the devil. After Hosea died Micah took over

    • @Jasmine-qw9nv
      @Jasmine-qw9nv 5 лет назад +9

      @@quarantinejet2312 micah and him also, yes he is smart,his plans would've succeeded if micah wasn't there but still his 20 years of robbing rich people is what it got him to this mess and instead lying low, he was robbing and killing, he was a mess and micah just showed us dutch true colors

    • @ThomasBrown755
      @ThomasBrown755 5 лет назад

      How dare you insult the plan boss have some goddamn faith

  • @josephbaldwin5944
    @josephbaldwin5944 6 лет назад +3291

    Controversial theory: Dutch died of lumbago after hitting the rocks

    • @darkspace2351
      @darkspace2351 6 лет назад +202

      That explains why he said " we can't fight gravity, we can't fight change, we can't fight laziness". At the time I didn't understand, now everything makes sense.

    • @GoatzAreEpic
      @GoatzAreEpic 6 лет назад +84

      Lmao i genuinely released a molecule of air when I read that

    • @mikinarok9747
      @mikinarok9747 6 лет назад +34

      The most hilarious thing about this video is that seconds before his death, he says "I got a plan, John." HE ALWAYS HAS A PLAN! HAVE SOME GOD DAMN FAITH!

    • @goodboi7266
      @goodboi7266 6 лет назад +33

      Yeah at the exact moment his lower back hit the rocks...

    • @bingbong6928
      @bingbong6928 6 лет назад +10

      @@mikinarok9747 his plan was to fly away

  • @whenyoudiporeosinmilktheyb8329
    @whenyoudiporeosinmilktheyb8329 4 года назад +138

    If you take a shot every time Dutch says "One final score" you'll need more moonshine than the electric chair boy

  • @t.a.d.k.d6580
    @t.a.d.k.d6580 5 лет назад +2938

    When somebody asks Disney why they’re making so many remakes.
    0:24

  • @syndrax8554
    @syndrax8554 6 лет назад +3059

    EA: We got money.
    Rockstar: *WE HAVE A PLAN*

    • @unoobbiinunbuconelterreno3081
      @unoobbiinunbuconelterreno3081 6 лет назад +89

      EA: We got a plan to complete the game. We just need more money
      Rockstar: Hold my beer

    • @summercrane781
      @summercrane781 6 лет назад +66

      Dutch is the CEO of EA

    • @bartsussygaming487
      @bartsussygaming487 6 лет назад +24

      Dutch: Then give us your money, EA! **gives money** Dutch: *W E N E E D M O R E M O N E Y ! ! !*

    • @thestig7603
      @thestig7603 6 лет назад +10

      EA: We just need more money

    • @jynxed66six54
      @jynxed66six54 5 лет назад +8

      tony stark: ive got *MOAR MONEH*

  • @painkiller7703
    @painkiller7703 6 лет назад +1693

    Tony Stark: We have a hulk.
    Dutch: I got a plan.

    • @tigrex6004
      @tigrex6004 6 лет назад +5

      Lmao nice one

    • @blackjack3897
      @blackjack3897 6 лет назад +22

      Michael Da Santa: anddd lets see... we have a Trevor Xd

    • @carl_consumer.of.reality
      @carl_consumer.of.reality 6 лет назад +17

      We have a John Marston and Arthur Morgan.

    • @user-qv4ip5if9x
      @user-qv4ip5if9x 6 лет назад +59

      Tony Stark: ... Not a great plan.
      Dutch: HAVE SUM GODDAM *_FAITH_*

    • @K1NG0FW0LV35
      @K1NG0FW0LV35 6 лет назад +25

      tony stark: we have a hulk
      dutch: I got a plan
      yoda: the force I have.

  • @evanberlin6076
    @evanberlin6076 4 года назад +23

    Dutch: we need "Money"
    Arthur: looks at his pocket and sees 50k

  • @ALDMJANI
    @ALDMJANI 6 лет назад +2448

    *Morgan and marston donates 5.000.000.000*
    Dutch : we need more muneh

  • @stank7200
    @stank7200 5 лет назад +3029

    Arthur's Brain: Complex feelings, regret, and dishonor
    Dutch's Brain: *MUNEH, TUH-HEE-TEE, AH GOTTA PLAAN*

  • @TinySzn
    @TinySzn 6 лет назад +1535

    Dutch has a plan
    Arthur has tuberculosis
    Uncle has *LUMBAGO*

    • @fulanodetal7570
      @fulanodetal7570 6 лет назад +42

      John didn't feel so good

    • @zmsn.
      @zmsn. 6 лет назад +1

      @@fulanodetal7570 :(

    • @K1NG0FW0LV35
      @K1NG0FW0LV35 6 лет назад +38

      John has swiss cheese disease

    • @fulanodetal7570
      @fulanodetal7570 6 лет назад +1

      @@K1NG0FW0LV35 Damn....

    • @K1NG0FW0LV35
      @K1NG0FW0LV35 6 лет назад +2

      @@fulanodetal7570 I know..... it sucks........ the worst part is he's spoiled now aswell....

  • @mrshadow5132
    @mrshadow5132 4 года назад +62

    Mom: What to you want when christmas come?
    Son: 0:25

  • @spiritdox9774
    @spiritdox9774 5 лет назад +534

    When you run over Micah after saving him from the prison in strawberry but he still returns to camp
    0:51

    • @artyg3011
      @artyg3011 5 лет назад +13

      I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY GUY TO DO THAT

    • @potato1674
      @potato1674 4 года назад +2

      I'm fucking dying of laughter right now

    • @potato1674
      @potato1674 4 года назад +2

      I can't breathe xD the cherry on top is Arthurs face right after it

    • @lephantomchickn3676
      @lephantomchickn3676 4 года назад

      "Bitch how dare you still live?!"

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 года назад +2

      0:55

  • @glockerzgaming6847
    @glockerzgaming6847 5 лет назад +4645

    0:21
    Arthur: "What are we doing next, Dutch?"
    Dutch: *proceeds to calculate near impossible mathematical equations in search of the best possible answer*
    Dutch: "mOnEy"

  • @adonalsium8597
    @adonalsium8597 5 лет назад +404

    "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
    --Darth Va der Linde

    • @lennysummers1865
      @lennysummers1865 4 года назад +2

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @strigers8007
      @strigers8007 4 года назад +9

      YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE DUTCH. IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD FIND THE TRAITOR NOT JOIN HIM. BRING BALANCE TO THE GANG, NOT LEAVE IT AT DARKNESS

    • @lennysummers1865
      @lennysummers1865 4 года назад

      Strigers 800 lol, that’s pretty good.

    • @conlooka9356
      @conlooka9356 4 года назад

      You misspelled plan in dutch plan der linde

  • @lbreindl6
    @lbreindl6 4 года назад +21

    Ea everytime they release a new fifa:
    "We need more money"

  • @ospreyphil8995
    @ospreyphil8995 5 лет назад +1287

    Arthur: ok so who here has a plan?
    Micah: does betraying the gang count?
    Arthur; no
    Dutch: is Tahiti a plan?
    Arthur: no Dutch Tahiti is not a plan
    Dutch: *raises hand*
    Arthur: ONE MORE SCORE IS NOT A PLAN EITHER

    • @andrewolson3224
      @andrewolson3224 5 лет назад +54

      MONEY

    • @matealanders7927
      @matealanders7927 5 лет назад +36

      Is this from Spongebob, the Is mayonnaise an instrument episode?

    • @comradeacerbus6397
      @comradeacerbus6397 5 лет назад +10

      I SPIT OUT MY FUCKING TEA

    • @rosco4200
      @rosco4200 5 лет назад +19

      Dutch: raises hand
      Arthur: what Dutch?
      Dutch:mOnEy.
      Arthur:.......

    • @MrBanditheart
      @MrBanditheart 5 лет назад +9

      *raises hand*
      Neither is having faith Dutch

  • @misteryellowsky9543
    @misteryellowsky9543 6 лет назад +697

    Plot twist: Dutch never had a plan

  • @Sirius-Vega_
    @Sirius-Vega_ 5 лет назад +512

    Martin luther king : I have a dream
    Dutch van der linde : I have a plan son

  • @ExplorerDS6789
    @ExplorerDS6789 4 года назад +35

    **donates Jeff Bezos' net worth to the camp funds**
    Dutch: "We need more money."

  • @katyalupochev9589
    @katyalupochev9589 6 лет назад +598

    Step 1: Time
    Step 2: One More Big Score
    Step 3: ???????
    Step 4: *M A N G O E S*

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 5 лет назад +1603

    Joker: Do I look like a guy with a plan?
    Dutch: you just need Faith son.

  • @ArthurProduck
    @ArthurProduck 6 лет назад +820

    Now a poem...
    There's always a god damn train.
    There's always a god damn plan.
    There's always a god damn Thaiti, but
    There's NEVER the god damn money.

  • @malachi2464
    @malachi2464 3 года назад +15

    0:53 i wasn't prepared for that

  • @ravii9075
    @ravii9075 6 лет назад +1899

    0:53 i dont have a goddamn EARS!!!

  • @zenhendershott7907
    @zenhendershott7907 5 лет назад +971

    "Hey Dutch, what's for dessert?"
    *"I have some god damned FLAN"*

    • @Starboiiiii
      @Starboiiiii 5 лет назад +12

      This needs more likes 😂😂

    • @masterblaster2678
      @masterblaster2678 3 года назад +30

      "Dutch, what is informal speech that is usually used by a particular group of people to refer to certain things or objects differently called?"
      It's called a goddamn *SLANG*

    • @DoctorPepper445
      @DoctorPepper445 3 года назад +18

      “Hey Dutch, what’s another way to describe this group of people?”
      “I have a goddamn CLAN!”

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 3 года назад +12

      Hey, Dutch, what’s that pro wrestling move where where one guy picks up another and throws him down?
      “It’s called a goddamn *SLAM* !”

    • @jennaundisclosed8801
      @jennaundisclosed8801 3 года назад +15

      "Hey Dutch, What's it called when someone repeatedly sends you messages?"
      It's goddamn SPAM

  • @lilounce3696
    @lilounce3696 5 лет назад +453

    Surrounded by the US army
    Dutch: Arthur, I've got a plan

    • @Sirri_Wolf
      @Sirri_Wolf 5 лет назад +1

      Lil Ounce lmao

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 5 лет назад +8

      It is a good one because they escaped alive

    • @Lucky28PT
      @Lucky28PT 4 года назад +2

      But he did actually xD

    • @m.selimgorur9259
      @m.selimgorur9259 4 года назад +3

      Earth is about to crash.
      Dutch: We need more MuNeH.

    • @netocoelho1028
      @netocoelho1028 4 года назад

      @@m.selimgorur9259 U just need faith son

  • @thewholehorse7140
    @thewholehorse7140 2 года назад +4

    "You've got worse planning skills than Dutch Van der Linde" is a common catchphrase amongst my friends

  • @Pyred89
    @Pyred89 6 лет назад +181

    Arthur: **Donates 30000 dollar to gang**
    Dutch in cutscene "We need more muneh!!!"
    Arthur: Am i joke to you?

  • @Tuberculosis_Man
    @Tuberculosis_Man 6 лет назад +712

    Dutch Van Der Linde had a plan.
    We'd steal some muneh, then we ran.
    Then Dutch got greedy.
    We never went to Tahiti.
    Then I died of tuberculosis, man.

    • @MrAndor982
      @MrAndor982 6 лет назад +37

      Tuberculosis Man Nice one, Black Lung

    • @A4QIBKHAN
      @A4QIBKHAN 6 лет назад +25

      Cowpoke

    • @MM-hi
      @MM-hi 6 лет назад +24

      HAVE SOME GODAMN FAITH

    • @nico.ch029
      @nico.ch029 6 лет назад +8

      *BLACK LUNG*

    • @jessota5361
      @jessota5361 6 лет назад +3

      how poetic

  • @cpt.gwyndolin8665
    @cpt.gwyndolin8665 6 лет назад +859

    "You always got a plan Dutch." *Dutch yeets himself down a mountain shortly after.

    • @nipplecream3099
      @nipplecream3099 5 лет назад +58

      his best plan yet

    • @muhammedtahir786
      @muhammedtahir786 5 лет назад +14

      I mean that saved him in rdr2 so maybe he thought he could get lucky again and survive

    • @m.hisyam982
      @m.hisyam982 5 лет назад +27

      It took dutch 12 years to understand arthur's last words

    • @qwerty4045
      @qwerty4045 5 лет назад

      SPOILERS FFS

    • @gerouranga6440
      @gerouranga6440 5 лет назад

      Justo estaba pasando esa parte cuando lo lei xdd

  • @mnuggjh
    @mnuggjh Месяц назад +2

    Dutch : I got a plan
    Michale : Stick to the f**king plan

  • @XxSEETH3RxX
    @XxSEETH3RxX 6 лет назад +955

    Dutch has a plan, Micha's gonna tell the law about the plan, Arthur has no faith in the plan, Uncle is too lazy for plans, John's gonna escape the plan, Bill is loyal to plans, Karen's gonna drink away her plans, Abigail dreams of another plan, Charles has fight club plans, Javier just is whatever to a plan, Mrs. Grimshaw cleans up plans , Tilly, hides from plans, Jack is bored of plans, Shaun died because of a plan

  • @outlawtexasred8098
    @outlawtexasred8098 6 лет назад +607

    I’ve come up with several theories.
    1)Dutch is a relative of Mr.Krabs, constantly wanting more “MUNEH”
    2)Dutch is the CEO of EA doesn’t care about his gang or other people’s interests.
    3)Dutch might not actually have a plan.

    • @teachthemtruedarkness4048
      @teachthemtruedarkness4048 5 лет назад +36

      BulletTime316 Nono he has a plan he just needs money for Tahiti

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 5 лет назад +22

      Just give him SUM GODAM FAITH

    • @nrgrth7988
      @nrgrth7988 5 лет назад +1

      I guess number 2 makes more sense

    • @Sirri_Wolf
      @Sirri_Wolf 5 лет назад +4

      To be honest I think he never had a plan from the start and he only said that because his a little BITCH..😹

    • @ninaa4192
      @ninaa4192 5 лет назад

      I like 2)... Dutch = Andy Wilson ?

  • @papperrolling1709
    @papperrolling1709 6 лет назад +2487

    SPOILER ALERT
    Arthur: I've got tuberculosis, Dutch
    -Dutch: Well, I've got a plan.

    • @Magnus_Kass
      @Magnus_Kass 6 лет назад +302

      Dutch: We just need time....and money....
      Arthur: But Dutch, I don't have much ti-
      Dutch: *TIME, AND MONEY, ARTHUR! HAVE SOME GOD. DAMNED. FAITH!*
      Arthur:...Dutch-
      Dutch: *TaHiTi!!*

    • @jacksonelam3832
      @jacksonelam3832 6 лет назад +91

      -Uncle I've got LUMBAGO

    • @rikubackman2496
      @rikubackman2496 6 лет назад +132

      Arthur got Tuberculosis
      Uncle got Lumbago
      but most importantly
      *Dutch got a pLAn*

    • @matiaselogrealog4life875
      @matiaselogrealog4life875 6 лет назад +29

      Well I got Lumbago, its very serious

    • @violetraven9440
      @violetraven9440 6 лет назад +13

      To everyone that reads this I got a plan and tuberculosis

  • @assetto1360
    @assetto1360 4 месяца назад +4

    Dutch is like a MLM salesman

  • @Matt-rc1mo
    @Matt-rc1mo 5 лет назад +531

    Dutch: **Freaking leaves Arthur to die in that one mission**
    Also Dutch: *I hAvE a PlAn ArThUr*

    • @noriakikakyoin1423
      @noriakikakyoin1423 5 лет назад +25

      Not to mention he left Arthur behind who was one of his most loyal friends and let him die on that mountain because of Micah

    • @MrBanditheart
      @MrBanditheart 5 лет назад +30

      @@noriakikakyoin1423 not mention he betrayed John twice

    • @thenoobpro1176
      @thenoobpro1176 4 года назад +15

      Not to mention he killed micah...
      Oh wait, that was good

    • @sammayo473
      @sammayo473 4 года назад +8

      @@thenoobpro1176 John actually killed him by finishing him off Dutch just shot the damn traitor in the gut but meh Dutch is misunderstood

    • @korfrag6865
      @korfrag6865 4 года назад +5

      We won’t go quietly, the pinkertons can count on that

  • @neru9895
    @neru9895 6 лет назад +1115

    -Dutch: i got a plan arthur...
    -Arthur: and what is your plan?
    -Dutch: ... MONEY ...
    -Arthur: this not a pla...
    -Dutch: TAHITI...
    -Arthur: but... Dutch...
    -Dutch: MANGOS...
    -Arthur: are you okey Dutch?
    -Dutch: CURE FOR LUMBAGO
    -Arthur: this does not happen with the O'Driscolls...

    • @matnat21
      @matnat21 6 лет назад +4

      Neru 989 needs more attention

    • @neru9895
      @neru9895 6 лет назад +1

      @@matnat21 Why?

    • @matnat21
      @matnat21 6 лет назад +1

      Neru 989 cause it’s good

    • @neru9895
      @neru9895 6 лет назад +1

      Xdxd

    • @quarantinejet2312
      @quarantinejet2312 6 лет назад +12

      Who else read that in their voices?

  • @Danky1287
    @Danky1287 5 лет назад +285

    Dutch: I HAVE A PLAN ORTHUR!!
    Arthur: okay boah..

    • @anton_01
      @anton_01 5 лет назад +5

      Rageflamez legend says he‘s still planing

    • @squidparty2000
      @squidparty2000 5 лет назад +4

      SHOAH

    • @lolbol331
      @lolbol331 5 лет назад +1

      More like: "OK, Boomer".

    • @herredward9277
      @herredward9277 4 года назад +1

      Buh thairs moah then yo plan to worry abaot

  • @vasilisvk1225
    @vasilisvk1225 4 года назад +25

    Dutch parents:He is going to say his first word.
    Baby Dutch: pLaN

  • @aurumthebrave3427
    @aurumthebrave3427 5 лет назад +269

    Dutch: wE nEeD MoRe MoNEy, OrTHur
    Arthur: (Tuberculosis intensifies)

  • @sprsw
    @sprsw 5 лет назад +345

    "I have a plan"
    *Dutch wants to know your location*

  • @biggy_cheez285
    @biggy_cheez285 6 лет назад +207

    When John said “you always got a plan, Dutch” in the first game... I didn’t realize they’d convey it so beautifully in the second😂

    • @xxbrkdwnxx
      @xxbrkdwnxx 6 лет назад +66

      it's almost like they wrote the entire fucking sequel around that piece of dialogue.

    • @biggy_cheez285
      @biggy_cheez285 6 лет назад +6

      Chris
      Bro... that’s gotta be what they did😂😂😂

    • @Sharinzo
      @Sharinzo 6 лет назад

      OHHHHHHHHHH ( Super hot fire ) 😂

  • @seanbattersby7361
    @seanbattersby7361 5 лет назад +1997

    Arthur: Walks into camp.
    Mrs. Grimshaw: "Mr. Morgan! Why are you never at camp?! The people here need you!"
    Arthur: Sleeps one night at camp.
    Mrs. Grimshaw: "Mr. Morgan! Why do you stay at camp and never do anything?!
    Arthur: WTF?

    • @exceldivine
      @exceldivine 4 года назад +165

      I swear to god. Arthur is the one donating every thing. I open the ledger one god damn time to see 5 people pitching in 50 cents at the most.

    • @doomsday9831
      @doomsday9831 4 года назад +154

      *Donates 2,000 dollars* "That should satisfy them." *Micah donates poor bat wing* "WhY cAnT yOu Be MoRe LiKe MiCaH"

    • @bagellord113
      @bagellord113 4 года назад +7

      @@doomsday9831 literally, rockstar almost completely fucked up rdr2.
      Hell rdr1 got a better story. This pitiful excuse of a backstory is bullshit Glitches and bugs every turn you make.
      probably worse ai than breakpoint.

    • @joaovitorfarinabraga690
      @joaovitorfarinabraga690 4 года назад +44

      Arthur: hunts animals to sell their skin, meat, to craft clothes and camp decorations
      Also Arthur: I’m killing a bunch of animals for no reason, I’m mad

    • @laairo
      @laairo 4 года назад +58

      @@bagellord113 u trippin

  • @xyzmangaka19
    @xyzmangaka19 5 лет назад +264

    0:32 When Dutch's face looks like Tahiti's mangoes.

    • @Zjshwbwi_-9
      @Zjshwbwi_-9 3 года назад +6

      That's what happens when you think too much in Faith, and Plans .

    • @PBFela
      @PBFela 3 года назад +1

      Underrated Comment

  • @j-bonemcswiggans4597
    @j-bonemcswiggans4597 5 лет назад +401

    Dutch - "I've got a dog John.."
    John - "you've always got a dog Dutch"
    Dutch - "This is a good boy.."

  • @joaovitorfarinabraga690
    @joaovitorfarinabraga690 4 года назад +10

    Dutch: we need *MUNEh*
    Arthur: gives tons of cash to literally every person he meets

  • @Timothy1395
    @Timothy1395 6 лет назад +487

    Has anybody in these comments seen Gavin? Gav? Gav?! Where are you Gavin?! Oh I'm so worried about you.

    • @addieeeson
      @addieeeson 6 лет назад +1

      Timothy 1395
      Nope, sorry bud.

    • @NPCLIVESMATTER723
      @NPCLIVESMATTER723 6 лет назад +20

      No but I found Lenny for sure
      Lenny...My boy.....

    • @7147-d7r
      @7147-d7r 6 лет назад +2

      @MrLorddarkus ffs

    • @turtlebruh2004
      @turtlebruh2004 6 лет назад +5

      I'm here.
      Edit: My name is actually Gavin.

    • @ChiefGoobin
      @ChiefGoobin 6 лет назад +1

      Hello

  • @hack3d255
    @hack3d255 6 лет назад +146

    Duchess plan.
    1. Tahiti
    2. Monuh

    • @redc1305
      @redc1305 5 лет назад

      And *N O I S E*

    • @faalv7949
      @faalv7949 5 лет назад +1

      ☝️
      1.monuh
      2.monuh
      3.tahiti
      4.🚶

    • @girahvu
      @girahvu 5 лет назад

      1. muneh
      2. tahiiiiiiitiiiiii
      3 PLAN
      4.second plan
      5. third plan
      6. fourth plan
      7 most important ting on plan is MANGOS

  • @themaninthechair4338
    @themaninthechair4338 6 лет назад +545

    Dutch: I got a plan!
    Arthur: What is it?
    Uncle: *jumps out of the bushes* LuMbAgO!
    *Your horses balls shrink in the background*
    Arthur: Sure, but where's the muneh?!
    *Dutch turns to Camera and winks*
    Dutch: Tahiti
    *Shouting in the distance* Have you seen my friend Gavin?!
    Well done for completing Red Dead Redemption 2. You now have a plan, lumbago, and Tuberculosis

  • @Bishop985
    @Bishop985 3 года назад +4

    "When I'm gone, they'll just find another monster. They have to. Because they have to justify their wages." - Dutch van der Linde

  • @cem_44
    @cem_44 6 лет назад +652

    0:21 best part😂😂

    • @Demonai_Warrior
      @Demonai_Warrior 6 лет назад +30

      I died at that 😂

    • @tcndfr
      @tcndfr 6 лет назад +18

      Yeah! That song and calculatons :D Anybody knows that song?

    • @gojira4200
      @gojira4200 6 лет назад +5

      swamp thing edit

    • @tcndfr
      @tcndfr 6 лет назад +1

      @@gojira4200 thanks ^^

    • @timberthewolf9448
      @timberthewolf9448 6 лет назад +5

      *MUNEH*

  • @totaldestruction152
    @totaldestruction152 6 лет назад +130

    We need money to escape the Pinkertons. Unfortunately our methods of making money alert the Pinkertons to our location. Someone needs to give Dutch the "Definition of Insanity" speech.

    • @skipst101
      @skipst101 6 лет назад

      Nobody Special VAAS WYA?

  • @troys7954
    @troys7954 5 лет назад +102

    0:51
    "I had a goddamn..."
    I then woke up in the hospital and am now deaf.

  • @AE1OU
    @AE1OU Год назад +2

    A serious lack of *goddamn FAITH* in this video

  • @ghstlygtv8911
    @ghstlygtv8911 6 лет назад +94

    0:22 the best scene

  • @yeenosaur2620
    @yeenosaur2620 6 лет назад +380

    You should've showed Dutch falling off right after John said that.

    • @RocksmithPdl
      @RocksmithPdl 6 лет назад +9

      Yeenosaur didnt wanna spoil it

    • @antwonnougat3070
      @antwonnougat3070 6 лет назад +5

      @@RocksmithPdl a sniper rifle and hitmarkers wouldve been a good addition though 😂

    • @LazyAF
      @LazyAF 6 лет назад

      Rocksmith Pdl you should play the first before you play the second anyway

    • @Lakita2880
      @Lakita2880 6 лет назад

      @@RocksmithPdl my guy its an 8-year-old game, if they haven't seen it by now they probably never will

  • @gavinsfriend3394
    @gavinsfriend3394 6 лет назад +449

    Is Gavin here?

  • @logideon368
    @logideon368 3 года назад +20

    Arthur: what we doing next dutch
    Dutch: doing big brain math
    Also dutch: M O N E H

  • @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185
    @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185 5 лет назад +623

    -Always telling you there's a plan
    -Always telling you to have faith
    -Always asking for money
    -Uneasy relationship with his Irish girlfriend
    -Probably in the closet since he barely touches her
    Dutch is the Catholic Church.

    • @MrBanditheart
      @MrBanditheart 5 лет назад +86

      Now I don't wanna leave jack alone with him

    • @Atriox2004
      @Atriox2004 5 лет назад +8

      Charles Châtenay for President 1900 don’t you mean Charles Shat-On-Your-Bar?

    • @potato1674
      @potato1674 4 года назад +2

      Omfg lmao
      How can one even come up with this stuff xD

    • @thenewcaliph766
      @thenewcaliph766 4 года назад +14

      The only ironic thing about it is that he is Dutch, if you get it.

    • @lukasr1166
      @lukasr1166 4 года назад +10

      So Arthur is Martin Luther then?

  • @Haydenormous
    @Haydenormous 6 лет назад +371

    I have a plan

  • @Ace-uh8bo
    @Ace-uh8bo 5 лет назад +102

    When you're hitting it from the back and she screams: "I got a plan!"
    Dutch: *NUT!*

  • @WarHelmetCombine
    @WarHelmetCombine 6 месяцев назад +1

    Arthur: What 're we doin' next, Dutch?
    Dutch: *quick maths*

  • @currybread5298
    @currybread5298 6 лет назад +229

    Lenny?? Lneny?? LENNNYYYYHHH

    • @arthurmorgan4625
      @arthurmorgan4625 6 лет назад +14

      I couldn't find LEnnah...

    • @adamortiz4893
      @adamortiz4893 6 лет назад +12

      Best mission in the game.

    • @thelivingtribunal8032
      @thelivingtribunal8032 5 лет назад +3

      You sir are a fish

    • @jynxed66six54
      @jynxed66six54 5 лет назад +4

      @@adamortiz4893 it really was tbh. the other ones always end up as a shoot fest, that one was just two friends hangin out and having fun. i was so sad to see lenny get killed in such a shitty way

    • @uesentriebgaming4322
      @uesentriebgaming4322 5 лет назад +1

      Linley

  • @zetta1234
    @zetta1234 5 лет назад +80

    You know, at this point, Dutch and his plans are about as useful and real as Uncle’s “deep thinking”.

    • @HazerV2
      @HazerV2 4 года назад

      When Dutch is thinking, it can't be good.

  • @aristonaragao3171
    @aristonaragao3171 6 лет назад +141

    Oh my god, how didn’t we realize, this whole time... THE PLAN IS TO HAVE MONEY!

  • @mavibaso
    @mavibaso 4 года назад +41

    0:53 if you turn up your volume, you can hear Arthur shouting “LENNY”

  • @brokenleollie
    @brokenleollie 6 лет назад +141

    I had
    A goddamn
    P L A N

  • @SugarPac
    @SugarPac 6 лет назад +129

    I think Dutch Caught Lumbago. It wasn't planed tho.

  • @Niewiadomy4324
    @Niewiadomy4324 6 лет назад +57

    0:53 R.I.P headphones users

  • @dominicleroux02
    @dominicleroux02 3 месяца назад +1

    Dominic Toretto: I got family
    Dutch van der Linde: I G O T A P L A N

  • @michael-lr8jp
    @michael-lr8jp 5 лет назад +57

    Dutch:INHALE
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Dutch:Jumps off a cliff

  • @phoneguy4257
    @phoneguy4257 6 лет назад +162

    His screaming actually busted my speaker

  • @feralchangeling97
    @feralchangeling97 6 лет назад +74

    *gang is trapped in Mexican cabin with Pinkertons coming to capture them while zombies rise from the grave*
    Dutch: I have a plan.
    *Gang is trapped in Midgard and fighting draugr*
    Dutch: I have a plan.

  • @nogaraizer187
    @nogaraizer187 4 года назад +5

    player *has 5000 dolars*
    Dutch: JUST ONE BIG SCORE AND WE CAN LEAVE

  • @nobrody8231
    @nobrody8231 6 лет назад +90

    Quit jokin bout’ me and my plan... just need some money

  • @spob244
    @spob244 5 лет назад +174

    I feel sorry for the generations that aren’t alive to watch this.

    • @herredward9277
      @herredward9277 4 года назад +5

      Arthur Morgan: DRINKS GALLONS OF MOONSHINE TO PATCH UP BULLET HOLES.
      Actual Wild West outlaw from the 1880s: "Confused look"

    • @brothersofpanda2702
      @brothersofpanda2702 4 года назад

      Jesse James: O.o

  • @Everik-ct6pg
    @Everik-ct6pg 5 лет назад +75

    0:51 when you're playing online, skinning sheep in Valentine, and another player shows up to kill you

  • @Xuspb
    @Xuspb 7 месяцев назад +6

    "I have a plan, Arthur."

  • @Nosleep5937
    @Nosleep5937 5 лет назад +59

    Uncle walks up
    Uncle:LUMBAGO