@@Crazmuss say that to kine in that one Japanese Kirby stacking you know that minigame that you play against dr eggman in sonic mania plus kinda thing.
Bold of you to assume I am of certain DNA strain to consume fermented grape juice that is for that certain type of aged accelerated DNA growth and 19 times a single day out of the year when for no reason but the growth and development of our brains
Coffee mugs though: - Almost as wide as the coupe - Tall - Isolated by the material - Has a handle so your body heat doesn't touch the vessel itself - Is much more stable than anything on stilts.
Me, a former Wendy's crew member: No. The corners do not give you more beef. Because it only takes away from the depth of the patty by giving you one that's only about 3-4 total square inches increase in width/length.
That would be an incredibly short video considering the bag directly tells you the grams per container, so you would just subtract the price by the grams
honestly, that still kind of works just as well as some of these glasses. my personal experience with carbonated beverages of all kinds: your standard everyday water glass fits better than "most" fancy glasses.
Drink? From a BOTTLE? You casual, you absolute buffoon, you lack the common knowledge on how to truly enjoy champagne. I fill my pool with champagne and then _drown_ in it
@@lilacbubbles349 At the end of the video, Matpat mentions partnering with Hello Fresh, a delivery brand that delivers a recipe and whatever you need to make the recipe. When you use his code you get free recipes/meals. So no, this person isn't on the wrong video.
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Non-alcoholic drinkers are totally valid! I'm not a big fan of alcohol because it just tastes gross to me, so I'll be having mostly sparkling apple juice. ✨🥂
Funny thing about the intro, "mat" is the swedish word for food, so the "matdonalds" would be literally be "fooddonalds" and "home of the big food" lol
I'm not underage, but I haven't drank since before they launched Film Theory. That said, the science of alcohol is fascinating, even if I don't personally care for the taste
1:17 I think I actually learned this from this channel, but people used to toast because it would splash whatever they were drinking into the others glass, making sure it wasn’t poisoned.
As an American citizen, I can say that 21 is in some ways a more momentous occasion because that’s when you’re allowed to drink. It’s kind of stupid though. I don’t think I will be a huge drinker though.
ruclips.net/video/h4w_cm042Mo/видео.html WOW the spongebob letters make it so funny i love impact text memes... but whenever i tell a funy meme at school all i get is "The Fluoride Stare" from all the normies who do not understand how i feel...
"alcohol comes from sugar? I guess I’ve been eating alcohol longer than I thought" Are you serious? That is not how it works at all. Just because something comes from another thing, does not make the original thing the same as its resulting products. If you eat and egg you are not eating chicken and vice versa. Alcohol we drink is ethanol and that molecule is not present when you eat sugar, the same atoms are there, but not in the same configuration. Imagine having some LEGO bricks. While you can build a car out of your LEGO house, it isn't a car before you have build it.
I’m technically not legally old enough to drink, but my family is both French and Mexican, so the adults will let some of the older kids have champagne on New Years. I personally don’t like alcohol, but I still found this interesting and will try the normal wine glass thing next year :3
I had a friend who drank just about everything with a straw. Can't say if he took his champagne that way too, but beer and whine got the straw. He was pretty well known around the city so at most places they just pulled up a pint and stuck a straw in it the moment he opened the door. But it was pretty fun to see the reactions of any waitress or server who didn't know him when he ordered a pint with a straw in it. But I can't recall anyone ever telling him it was in some way wrong to drink beer or wine that way...
Hey MatPat, Recently, I've been seeing chicken sandwiches being sold in more places: Canes Chickfila KFC Wendy's(Just before this vid I got an ad of it) Could you do a food theory on which place is the best to buy a chicken sandwich?
To everyone under 21 watching this video--congratulations, even at a young age you are taking the time to inform yourself; you will one day be a responsible drinker and I hope your parents are proud of you.
There are a lot of countries where you can drink alcohol before 21. I drank some wine for the first time when I was around five (although a very small amount). I am not sure for champagne, but before I was ten (once again a very small amount).
It's funny because where I'm from 21 is the legal drinking age and I probably drank the most underage than I have since I've been legal, I'm 23 now lol
I’m Canadian and it depends on what province you’re in. Drinking age is 18 in Quebec, but 19 I think everywhere else. I could be wrong though, I can’t remember.
I've always noticed that my ginger ale tastes better from dedicated wine glasses than just a normal glass or plastic cup. y'know not drinking is pretty cool, it gives me a chance to catch embarrassing moments between my friends
"In order to be considered champagne, the sparkling wine has to come from the Champagne region of northern France." Food Theory: You Are Not Drinking Champagne!
Don't forget Damascus steel that all the hipster wannabe viking blacksmiths think has to be forged by a 90 year old artisan in Damascus Syria. And the even more hipstery idiots that think it only qualifies as "true damascus" if it was forged 2500 years ago during the height of the cities original reign. The fact that anyone thinks that geography effects the authenticity of a product in this day and age is absolutely astounding. Except Wagyu Beef. The species of cow that genuine Wagyu comes from, as well as the highly guarded raising methods are only available in japan(they don't exist anywhere else), and it's literally illegal to export both the livestock and the butchered meat. You literally can't (legally) get actual Wagyu Beef outside of japan. Can't think of anything else that has such a qualification though.
@@GeneralNickles You kind of defeat yourself with your example. Let's try to apply it to champagne. First we have geography. It shouldn't take a genius to realize that the flavor, the aroma and even which types of grapes you can grow depends on the climate, soil and other factors. Thus there can be very specific condition that makes the grapes produced for champagne different from the rest. Secondly let's look at method. Just like with the Wagyu, the exact method used to produce the champagne can and highly likely is a guarded secret. Producing wine is not as simple as shown in the video, a lot of factors and variables are going into the production. To sum up, you end up with a unique product that are hard or impossible to imitate and therefore the name is protected to show authentication. Furthermore your information about Wagyu is outdated, as you can literally and legally get actual Wagyu Beef outside of Japan now, it is still very limited and exclusive though.
@@Bronzescorpion sure, but here's the problem with the "geography effects the taste of wine" theory: It's been proven that even the most famous and "experienced" wine experts in the world can't tell the difference between expensive french wines and cheap american wines. And in at least one fairly famous example, a world class wine connoisseur at a high profile tasting event rejoiced that they were "finally getting back to good old france!" When he tasted a wine that he swore was a vintage french wine worth thousands of dollars(after having tasted several of what he assumed were cheap american wines, but he was wrong about that as well), but it turned out to be a recent and fairly cheap wine from Napa Valley in california. So clearly, grapes are grapes no matter where they're grown. It's much more likely the breeding, raising, and processing methods that give different wines there different flavors. Geography clearly has very little to do with it. And the same can be said for the overwhelming majority of products. Where it's made has little to do with it's actual quality. It's _how_ it's made that actually matters. And do some more research. No, you can't legally aquire authentic Wagyu beef outside of japan. Everything sold in the rest of the world is the closest approximation that various companies can come up with, and from a taste perspective, they may well be indistinguishable from actual japanese Wagyu(especially if you cook it right), but I promise if you ran a DNA test on it, it would show that it most certainly isn't the breed of cow used for the real stuff. It may be a close relative, but not the same. (And honestly, if it tastes the same, then who even cares? My only issue is semantic. Call it what it is, not what has the most marketability.)
@@GeneralNickles "So clearly, grapes are grapes no matter where they're grown." This is flat out wrong. There are a lot of different sorts of grapes, just like you have many different sorts of apples or any other kind of crop. It is totally stupid to suggest otherwise. Furthermore you are showing your ignorance by saying geography has very little to do with it. It has a lot to do with it. Even the most ignorant layman knows that some fruits and vegetables need different climates to grow and most people know that soil composition is also an important factor. You also seem to forget that the wine tasting research you are referring to is between cheap and expensive wines, not between different types of wine, which is another thing. Sparkling wine is not just sparkling, in the same way that all red is not the same. Even you would be able to taste the difference as some are very sweet and others are very dry. Where it is made can have great influence. For example the Netherlands soil are old seabed, which results in different minerals in the soil, that gets absorbed in the grass and in the end affects the milk from the cows that eats the grass. Sometimes there is even visible color changes between some of the products. Lastly I did my research, something you failed to do: From Forbes: "UPDATE July 2016: In the past few months, the distribution of Kobe beef has greatly increased. There are now 9 restaurants in the US and a number of distributors in Europe that have been added. For a current roster see here." "The big change occurred - at least on paper - on August 27, 2012, when the USDA updated its rules to allow the importation of Japanese beef, including Kobe, albeit in very small amounts. " "In several cases purebred Wagyu were exported from Japan, especially to Australia and the US, where some - but certainly not all - farmers have continued to breed them with pure bloodlines." "In 2012 the only authorized US importer was Fremont Beef Company of Fremont, NE which received all of the carcasses shipped to the US that year. Fremont serves the food service industry, reselling high quality meats to restaurants, and not directly to consumers." From Waguyshop: "If you want to experience the real thing, get to know some of the specific breeds and brands known for their quality. Miyazakigyu beef from Miyazaki Prefecture and Poroshiri beef from Hokkaido Prefecture are options that will never disappoint. Today, modern shipping and food handling technologies allow Japanese Wagyu to be processed and packed abroad before being shipped and sold fresh in the U.S. and around the world." Here is an official list of all the restaurants that serves legitimate Kobe (Wagyu) beef: www(DOT)kobe-niku(DOT)jp/shop?prefecture=&tag=3 So you are wrong on multiple accounts. Not only is the meat getting exported, so it is exactly the same as the one you get in Japan, there are also some purebred cows outside of Japan. So you can keep your promise to yourself, because a DNA test certainly would say it was the real deal.
Given that Mr Kellogg, who was behind the big push for cereal breakfast, was a zealot for the everyday person not to eat meat because it lead to s**ual desire. He was anti-procreation, so should we keep eating cereal?
@Skaank Huntt You know that being 18 is still underage for champagne with it's alcohol percentage? I have yet to hear any sensible person tell an 18 year old adult to "play outside". See how stupid you sound?
I can imagine you doing this in a fancy wine event and the metaphorical record scratches to a halt and all the snobby wine assholes just look at you like "bruh wtf?"
**Meanwhile, in France**
"Can it contain wine? It's a wine glass."
*constant French laughter*
@@funkykongisverycool HONHONHHONHHOHNOHNHONHOHNJOHNHONHNHO
so people then
Local Frenchman declares plastic 500ml Coke bottle wine glass, chemists in uproar.
@@Blues.EXE39 laughs in TF2 spy
"You're drinking your champagne wrong."
Me: *drinks straight from the bottle* Possibly
WHAT DID YOU DO
They drank the bottle
Drinking champagne straight from the bottle is impossible. Try it, you will see.
@@Crazmuss no not if u shake it up making it have air pressure
@@Crazmuss say that to kine in that one Japanese Kirby stacking you know that minigame that you play against dr eggman in sonic mania plus kinda thing.
"You're drinking champagne wrong"
My family: straight out of the bottle it is
BRILLIANT idea, Ara Tobi :)
@@BrotherTheory Bro I've seen you for five comments straight
lol
My mom gave me a sip of champagne on new years
Yeah i was on the floor head hurting
i like your fam already :)
Matpat: you’re drinking your champagne wrong
Me who is underage: you mean apple cider
Hey, sparkling cider is GOOD STUFF!
Me being the boring as heck drinking water
Lol
Lol best comment I’ve seen all day
My version of this
You mean lemonade
"you're drinking your champagne wrong"
-Me drinking champagne from a batman cup and silly straw: "Bet"
YES
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 the *only* right way
The only way to drink anything
My God bless you
*Salutes* God bless America
"you're drinking champagne wrong"
Bold of you to assume that I can afford champagne
Sham...............
I MEAN SAME
Bold of you to assume I can drink
@@iamacatperson7226 Wait are you dehydrated? QUICK DRINK WATER
@@IdaeChop not what I meant, but I shall go drink water now
Bold of you to assume I am of certain DNA strain to consume fermented grape juice that is for that certain type of aged accelerated DNA growth and 19 times a single day out of the year when for no reason but the growth and development of our brains
Coffee mugs though:
- Almost as wide as the coupe
- Tall
- Isolated by the material
- Has a handle so your body heat doesn't touch the vessel itself
- Is much more stable than anything on stilts.
❌-doesn't have the same high class feel
@@erzlinthewatcher it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
@@erzlinthewatcher You want class? Go red Solo cups! :D
@Storyspren You got me to bust out laughing with "stilts!" XD
@@erzlinthewatcher then use one of those fancy German mugs
I cannot believe I just heard "chesticles" come out of Matt Pat's mouth.
I petition to he never say it again
@@Lucas-fo8ci I second that
@@moisttowlettes6532 I third that💀
@@yoongisgirlfriend9302 I fourth that
@@percybertin5628 i fifth that
"You're drinking your champagne wrong"
Me drinking my non alcoholic champagne in my Nagito mug: ..There *might* be a chance of that
No you're doing it right
No that's almost the correct way. Now just make it a cup of hope and it'll be perfect-
ahahahahha yes i believe your doing it correctly fellow dr antag kinnie
did you say your *nagito* mug, my guy, your doing *life* right, now you just need to wear a monokuma onesie instead of party clothes lol
You are doing it right, don't worry :)
Which sandwich restaurant has the most cost effective sandwich
Just like the pizza episode,
My house obviously
Featuring TheOdd1sOut
starbucks ofc😤
@@haxorusplays5794 c'mon man now you gotta invite All the theorists
Matpat: *Makes a champagne episode*
Me: "Where's the burger episode, I want to know if Wendy's square burgers actually get me more meat!!"
Don't go starting beef
Isn't the point of square beef because they don't cut corners
If this episode airs, I'll have a cow.
Me, a former Wendy's crew member: No. The corners do not give you more beef. Because it only takes away from the depth of the patty by giving you one that's only about 3-4 total square inches increase in width/length.
test it yourself.
i really want him to do a "the best chips bag"
in wich he will tell us what company offers the most chips for the lowest price
That is an amazing idea especially since it is like a series on the Chanelle
That would be an incredibly short video considering the bag directly tells you the grams per container, so you would just subtract the price by the grams
That's a very good idea 👍
Pringle’s
Yo he did it for Doritos
How old is that picture of you?
-Yes-
Hi.
Hi I’m here because this is gonna have 500 replies soon
5
Yeah, how old is it-
Me being underage: * sips my sparkling apple cider* yes I can relate, I needed this information👍🏻
Hello Malfoy
Like the name and profile pic :)
I’m 12 and am watching because I quite enjoy this channel.
I like sparkling grape juice it's nonachololic.
Hi Malfoy
M
I was going to say something funny but I couldn’t find any humorous thoughts.
M
"you're drinking your champagne wrong"
-Me, who drinks from the bottle: *burp* "excuse me."
honestly, that still kind of works just as well as some of these glasses.
my personal experience with carbonated beverages of all kinds: your standard everyday water glass fits better than "most" fancy glasses.
Demoman TF2 be like:
Lol
Drink? From a BOTTLE? You casual, you absolute buffoon, you lack the common knowledge on how to truly enjoy champagne.
I fill my pool with champagne and then _drown_ in it
@@littlesounder1932 galaxy brain time
I don't need 10 free meals, I'm still tryna get through my Xmas tree
Mmmm
I think you clicked the wrong video
Lolol
@@lilacbubbles349 At the end of the video, Matpat mentions partnering with Hello Fresh, a delivery brand that delivers a recipe and whatever you need to make the recipe. When you use his code you get free recipes/meals. So no, this person isn't on the wrong video.
Food theory: The only channel that makes you think twice about eating food
Oh yea
True true
Sometimes his channel makes me hungry
Mukbang channels: am I a joke to you
@@holliherrick9221 same
Me, Who can’t drink alcohol due to medications:
I can’t wait to use this for my sparkling grape juice this new year.
I'm totally skipping my pain pills to have a single glass of the bubbly🍾.
Worth it. Although totally gonna be laid out on the couch 😂
Me who got drunk from one sip of zero alcohol beer: Tell me more
🎉 2021 New Year SONG 🎉👇 Rap Song
m.ruclips.net/video/Lj9w98a_-kM/видео.html
🎉 2021 New Year 🎉🎉👆 Rap Song 🎉
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Non-alcoholic drinkers are totally valid! I'm not a big fan of alcohol because it just tastes gross to me, so I'll be having mostly sparkling apple juice. ✨🥂
Touche sir, I shall drink your share 🍷 cheers!!
This intro just screams "Appreciate Thine Editor".
And that's good.
ruclips.net/video/hiArAJVhxQg/видео.html If Mr Beast was in death note omg he kille-d ijustine
Yes
Funny thing about the intro, "mat" is the swedish word for food, so the "matdonalds" would be literally be "fooddonalds" and "home of the big food"
lol
xD
FOOD BROKE
THE B I G F O O D
‘’You’re drinking champagne wrong’’
Literally everyone in the chat: *is underage* ‘’You have me interested now.’’
Congratulations 🎉👏 of being the top comment 😁 (as of now 😈)
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
I'm not underage, but I haven't drank since before they launched Film Theory. That said, the science of alcohol is fascinating, even if I don't personally care for the taste
Here in america you can get a gun at the age of 18
While you cant drink alcohol until 21
@@carolynesguerra6927 Germany we can't drive till we are 18 but can buy and drink wine/beer at 16. Hard liquors are legal at 18.
*Me who isnt legally old enough to drink* : interesting
wait what?????????????????
Very cool FBI
Same
Wait fbi is under 18??
Me who doesn't drink champagne.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
"You're drinking champagne wrong"
12-year-old audience: "Intriguing"
I’m 10
I’m 69420 years old
Yes
@@AatiNiiranen yes
jokes on you, I am 14 in 2 months
Mat: you're drinking champagne wrong
My 15 year old self: watches the whole video
the kids be like :
*letz go*
Yes! I thought I was the only one
@Tomás Salgado Salinas Yeah that's what I do
Same, same.
It's important to be prepared for adulthood.
Me who drinks from the bottle:
"Mortal tribulations do not hinder me."
never have, never will
Is that from Percy Jackson?
ruclips.net/video/hiArAJVhxQg/видео.html If Mr Beast was in death note omg he killed Crabmain
Food Theory: where a glass of champagne is more complicated than the marvel multiverse.
So true! You are THE BEST, I killed Captain Alex :)
@@BrotherTheory are you some bot that replies to comments without replies?
@@claytonschmohe1786 most likely with how generic it is
@@BrotherTheory reply with E if your not a bot
@@user-eo3le3tw1z E
“You want to go into the year like gatsby leo” - sounds like someone hasn’t read the great gatsby lmao
go into it like gatsby... dont continue past the beginning though lol
Yeah, he should have went with Titanic Leo
Yeah, I'd say remove the first word...God that book was boring, and I Enjoyed The Old Man and The Sea.
@@matthewsimon6170 E. Hemingway
@Obama Tales Official
Interesting, I always tought it'd be improveet by zombies.
1:17 I think I actually learned this from this channel, but people used to toast because it would splash whatever they were drinking into the others glass, making sure it wasn’t poisoned.
So, I would just poison my wine?
to everyone in the comments saying “oOh MatPaT iM uNdErAgEd!” just substitute champagne with sparkling cider; it’s like apple juice but 𝘧𝘪𝘻𝘻𝘺
Ah, I actually did that last year
Yeah I'm drinking it right now
Apple juice with fizzle is its own thing tho?
That’s what I do
Yes Apple cider is delicious
"What's the right glass to use?"
Me a furloughed bartender : tulip glass
"Tulip glass"
FUCKING KNEW IT
That's hilarious! You are BRILLIANT, Ally :)
@@BrotherTheory your channel is exactly like SuperCarlinBros. Find a new Niche
@@BrotherTheory b o t
Chase Sedate would approve of this comment!
@@franklinbrooksstoppedcomme3267 OH FOR FUCKS SAKE ANOTHER BOT
My dad, who sells wine for a living, has us drink champagne out of normal wine glasses because "it tastes good and isn't annoying to deal with"
It also saves a lot of money in purpose built glassware that you only use twice a year.
@@bigredmed who says you only have to use it twice a year?
@@iterumconare4258 your doctor, probably
My grandpa also runs a wine and sparkling wine business but we drink it out of flute glasses.
@@burnttoast6974 your doctor sounds like a real kermudgeon
Me with Welch's sparkling grapejuice: Ah I see you too are a man of culture!🧐🍾🥂
WOT WOT
Next he's gonna tell us we've been eating burgers wrong
Edit: Guess I have the ability to predict the future now
He did say we were making them wrong.... So I wouldn't be surprised.
Don't give him ideas lol
Don't worry guys i gave it 69 likes
I could hear it now "Well actually..."
You have to eat it like a hot god or taco, and just hold the buns in each hand and eat just fafuibgu
Every other glass: Normal shape
Champagne flute: *S K I N N Y*
Then there's the tulip glass who can't decide what it is
Coup glass: *T H I C C*
Me, who only owns pint glasses and a single Nick and Nora: o.o
go here and say " Sergi Constance Me envió aquí" ruclips.net/video/TML6wJuxukc/видео.html
"Here's how to drink your champagne"
*Me who drinks sparkling raspberry water in a plastic wine glass*: Tell me more...
Thats me
My prefer beverage is apple juice. Super classy 👌
@@Wisteria_Night agreed. Im sipping on an apple juice box right now 😎
Sparkling raspberry water is too informal, I drink capri sun.
agreed but apple cider is 😌👌👌👌👌
"So what should we drink champagne from??"
Me: *Drink it from a mug.*
Yes that is what the world needs
I was thinking the exact same thing. Mug is the superior system.
Drink it from your hands to remind you of the poor and homeless
Tulip cup is says in video
@@jaydenvandenpol3583 So you take jokes seriously, Noted.
“You’re drinking your Champagne wrong”
- Me, who is under 18: *Do tell me more*
Lol
As an American citizen, I can say that 21 is in some ways a more momentous occasion because that’s when you’re allowed to drink. It’s kind of stupid though. I don’t think I will be a huge drinker though.
@@HelloHamburger same I’m never gonna drink (probably) but I never got why us Americans wait until 21 while mostly everyone else waits until 18 lol
Honestly same.
Also me: drinks non-achoholic champagne
Matpat: "Drink fast, or - "
Me: "Drink fast!"
Matpat: "Wait, there was another - "
Me: "DRINK FAST!!"
Imagine being that one guy who just chugs an entire bottle of champagne.
MatPat: you're drinking your champagne wrong.
Everyone in the comments section:
I'm UnDeRAGed.
Ye
Me, underaged with my parents, drinking alcohol legally in my house: *"get wrecked"*
ruclips.net/video/h4w_cm042Mo/видео.html
WOW the spongebob letters make it so funny i love impact text memes... but whenever i tell a funy meme at school all i get is "The Fluoride Stare" from all the normies who do not understand how i feel...
@@dansman1729 ruclips.net/video/JwncAQurlqk/видео.html
We adults have known for a long time that most RUclips commentators are children.
“Your drinking shampagne wrong”
Me who’s 14 : yes this is some very good information
What is shampange
A person spelling champagne wrong
ok props to whoever made the intro for Food Theory, because the amount of memes they collected into a ~3 second clip is amazing
I couldn't agree more with you. You are BRILLIANT, Bailey Boo :)
It's a person
I K R
Footofaferret either made it or helped making it
@@BrotherTheory tf
"You're drinking your champagne wrong."
Me, who refuses to drink alcohol: Incorrect, but you have my attention
Same
Same here dudes (I also hate the taste of it lol)
@@fakeAratPrime the s m e l l
Same
well there is also non-alcoholic champagne & champagne for kids but It tastes horrible
Me who doesn’t drink:
“I’m four parallel universes ahead of you.”
Same XD
This connects to me on a very deep level.
@Jesse Baker you do know he’s lying right?
yay a sub bot
True!
“In order to be considered champagne it has to come from the Champagne region of northern France”
Random bottle of champagne: made in China
Champagne is to alcohol what parmesan is to cheese
Yeast turns sugar into alcohol
@@spartin1173 Turns out, your liver turns a little into alcohol, too. Not much, though.
"alcohol comes from sugar? I guess I’ve been eating alcohol longer than I thought"
Are you serious? That is not how it works at all. Just because something comes from another thing, does not make the original thing the same as its resulting products. If you eat and egg you are not eating chicken and vice versa.
Alcohol we drink is ethanol and that molecule is not present when you eat sugar, the same atoms are there, but not in the same configuration. Imagine having some LEGO bricks. While you can build a car out of your LEGO house, it isn't a car before you have build it.
Comments: _I'm underage_
Europeans: such minor grievances such as age have no effect on me
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Impossible
Completly wrong
😂😂
@@Chi.mer4 2020 has been showing us some surprising things
@Steveatly Boi XD I see our lower drinking age and lower age of consent have failed you as well.
Normal People: Fart
Matpat while wearing a top hat and monocle: "Degas"
And a monocle
@@dr._slurp5836 And a monocle
That moment when most of food theory’s audience can’t even drink
I can't drink lol. You are absolutely right! You are BRILLIANT, Pokebot900 :)
@@BrotherTheory why does that sound so passive aggressive to me?
@@merpii6831 I am giving him a compliment. That's all :)
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@@merpii6831 Brilliant is a passive agressive word when said to anything done by more than 10 percent of the population
I’m technically not legally old enough to drink, but my family is both French and Mexican, so the adults will let some of the older kids have champagne on New Years. I personally don’t like alcohol, but I still found this interesting and will try the normal wine glass thing next year :3
“ *You’re drinking champagne wrong* “
Me: this isn’t champagne, it’s apple cider
I love that drink! You are BRILLIANT, Fricks The Fricks :)
@@BrotherTheory thank you
Alcohol is alcohol, it'll be grand
And thats what i drink
Matpat: you’ve been drinking Champagne wrong
Me: no im not (*drinks straight from the bottle*)
Not for champagne, you get over flow. Wine is great from the bottle but champagne must be decanted or else you’re likely to wear it.
Bruh
“You’re drinking your champagne wrong”
Me, a minor: “What champagne?”
Europeans who can drink light alcohol at 15: (Y) shame
Me a Muslim: Siri what is champagne
Also me drinks non achoholic champagne
So if you’re doing it wrong and you’re not doing it... then the correct way is doing it sooooo
DRINK UP
Its haram, it mean 🍸 🍷 achahol
I had a friend who drank just about everything with a straw. Can't say if he took his champagne that way too, but beer and whine got the straw. He was pretty well known around the city so at most places they just pulled up a pint and stuck a straw in it the moment he opened the door. But it was pretty fun to see the reactions of any waitress or server who didn't know him when he ordered a pint with a straw in it. But I can't recall anyone ever telling him it was in some way wrong to drink beer or wine that way...
I mean some probably judged him though.
Supposedly you get drunk quicker
Me who doesn’t drink, holding a wine glass of lemonade: Ha, amateurs
*F A N C Y*
Me who drinks pepsi or coke from the can: you are so innocent!
My dad who drinks from a normal glass: so are you.
relateable
ruclips.net/video/zG-QF7NymVI/видео.html go here and write " I came for Zac Efron"
One step ahead, I got glasses of sparkling pink lemonade (courtesy of Trader Joe's)
"Kissing strangers at midnight"
Me: *makes eye contact with husband*
did u do it?
@@balloonwithglasses yes, we're married why wouldn't I
@@dr.fandom2648 poggers :DD
Matpat: "You Are Drinking Champagne WRONG!"
Me: "Wait, I drink Champagne?"
There is fruit non alcoholic champagne, quiet delicious
I ruined the 69 likes, do you want me to take mine back?
"You're drinking your champagne wrong"
Me, who doesn't drink alcohol: Uh, I doubt that
"Chesticals" is my new way of describing a women's chest oranges
chest oranges is great
Chest oranges I can’t-
I used to call them apples
My personal favorite is hakuna matatas
Milkers
"Let's eat drink and be merry..." The end to that quote is "for tomorrow we die."🙄
Awesome comment! You are THE BEST, Jacob Lang :)
Happy new year
Matpat sneak 100
"lay your head and wake up dead, tonight we stay alive and dance our way through death and daze, maybe we survive" - Stay Awake by JMPB
Whooo!
The world is ending tomorrow!
Me who's who isn't old enough to drink beer:
Hmmmm interesting...
@@firelordkushroll yeah it tastes like crap
champagne isn't beer lmao
@@jenniferthecloud1475 who cares drunk people police
@@Thegoldenringsyt its a joke bro
Me who doesn’t drink at all hmmmm interesting
Hey MatPat,
Recently, I've been seeing chicken sandwiches being sold in more places:
Canes
Chickfila
KFC
Wendy's(Just before this vid I got an ad of it)
Could you do a food theory on which place is the best to buy a chicken sandwich?
MatPat: “the tulip glass”
me: “DAS BOOT”
Enough Talk
You have earned: Chugjug status
Lol
#JoeyQuitVat19
YES!!! I had this same exact thought. I also own a DAS BOOT & I love it. :D
Food theory: Are you drinking champagne wrong?
Me: Drunk is drunk
Yes
I drink straight outta the bottle
_yehhhh_
👇🏻DrUnK👇🏻iS👇🏻dRuNk
Ah yes.
Edit: Also happy new year guys :D
"You're drinking your champagne wrong."
Taylor Swift: "Now you tell me."
OMG Champagne Problems is my favorite from Evermore.
i love this would love to pick Swifts brain on wine!
This tickled me
Your 400th like
Champagne problems lol
“You’re drinking your champagne wrong”
Jokes on you, I can’t drink champagne
At this point I’m waiting for the crunchyroll sponsorship where they’re going to analyse *food wars*
Ikrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Good idea
nah crunchy roll sucks
Oh my god, that would be awesome
Wouldn’t that be film theory?
MatPat: We're trying to eat well
Also MatPat: YO FIVE DAYS AGO I ATE A CHRISTMAS TREE!!
Delicious lol. You are BRILLIANT, Instinct Bros Gaming :)
Normal People: Fart
Matpat with a monocle and tuxedo: *DEGAS*
Yep! You are THE BEST, Savage Rage :)
Flattulence
"No one breaks the wind."
@@BrotherTheory Just doing my job!
@@BrotherTheory hmmm
To everyone under 21 watching this video--congratulations, even at a young age you are taking the time to inform yourself; you will one day be a responsible drinker and I hope your parents are proud of you.
There are a lot of countries where you can drink alcohol before 21.
I drank some wine for the first time when I was around five (although a very small amount). I am not sure for champagne, but before I was ten (once again a very small amount).
Nah, If I'm watching videos on booze I'm informing myself on how to get utterly hammered. I live to disappoint, my dude :)
Unless you didn't had proper parenting and your first drink was when you were 8 years old.
In UK we can legally drink at 15 in restaurants,
Eh I'm going with Russian vodka bc I wanna get hammered fast
Everyone: iM uNderAGe
Me, 16, german: *drunk giggle*
Auf dein Wohl (und ein besseres Jahr)!
It's funny because where I'm from 21 is the legal drinking age and I probably drank the most underage than I have since I've been legal, I'm 23 now lol
Me, 16, Mexican: *drunk in the street*
@@christinecannibal844 in germany you can start drinking drinking beer and wine etc with 16 lol
I’m Canadian and it depends on what province you’re in. Drinking age is 18 in Quebec, but 19 I think everywhere else. I could be wrong though, I can’t remember.
Matpat: "My New Year's resolution is to eat better"
Also Matpat: "I wonder if you can cook a Christmas tree in diet coke."
That's hilarious! You are THE BEST, wolftitan :)
@@BrotherTheory I think I found a bot idk
@@lindylou538 I am not a bot. I actually make content for RUclips to enjoy :)
@@BrotherTheory that could just be an automatic response or I'm just paranoid
@@lindylou538 Try saying it's not a bot. Bots usually sense the word 'bot' in a sentence and say they're not bots.
"Food theory: Popeye lied to us?"
is there anything else aside from spinach that give us that sweet percent muscle increase?
anything with protein in it
yeah! a vitamin called hgh
He'll talk about that misplaced comma and its effects on other documents, I can already see it
You go all in on your experiments I was expecting you to just talk about people on the internet. Just amazing work
When you're not legally old enough to drink: Pour me a cold glass of grape juice
🎩
🧐🍷
What? You don’t drink sparkling grape juice?
Same bro same
I do sparkling cider
Me too
You don't drink water..?
Nobody:
LITERALLY NOBODY:
MatPat tommorow:
HELLO INTERNET and welcome to LIFE THEORYYY! Today: are you... EXISTING WRONG!?
I wouldn't be surprised if he actually did that
@Alec Elkin Some days I feel like a big pile of laundry, so yeah...
I just want to be a hotdog
Me: Has never drunk champagne and never will
Also me:
Very very important for me to watch!
Same
Same/ You are an AWESOME person, Circle Ception :)
@@BrotherTheory wow thanks it’s completely dumb but for some reason that means more to me than it probably should. So thanks so much
I've always noticed that my ginger ale tastes better from dedicated wine glasses than just a normal glass or plastic cup.
y'know not drinking is pretty cool, it gives me a chance to catch embarrassing moments between my friends
Me, who drinks straight from the bottle: Hmm yes, Interesting.
Hey that's probably best to minimize degassing
I legitimately thought he was going to say out the bottle is the best way to half way in the episode
"In order to be considered champagne, the sparkling wine has to come from the Champagne region of northern France."
Food Theory: You Are Not Drinking Champagne!
Champagne, Cheddar, and probably a small host of other foods, too. You really could do a whole video out of it.
Don't forget Damascus steel that all the hipster wannabe viking blacksmiths think has to be forged by a 90 year old artisan in Damascus Syria. And the even more hipstery idiots that think it only qualifies as "true damascus" if it was forged 2500 years ago during the height of the cities original reign.
The fact that anyone thinks that geography effects the authenticity of a product in this day and age is absolutely astounding.
Except Wagyu Beef. The species of cow that genuine Wagyu comes from, as well as the highly guarded raising methods are only available in japan(they don't exist anywhere else), and it's literally illegal to export both the livestock and the butchered meat. You literally can't (legally) get actual Wagyu Beef outside of japan. Can't think of anything else that has such a qualification though.
@@GeneralNickles You kind of defeat yourself with your example. Let's try to apply it to champagne. First we have geography. It shouldn't take a genius to realize that the flavor, the aroma and even which types of grapes you can grow depends on the climate, soil and other factors. Thus there can be very specific condition that makes the grapes produced for champagne different from the rest. Secondly let's look at method. Just like with the Wagyu, the exact method used to produce the champagne can and highly likely is a guarded secret. Producing wine is not as simple as shown in the video, a lot of factors and variables are going into the production. To sum up, you end up with a unique product that are hard or impossible to imitate and therefore the name is protected to show authentication.
Furthermore your information about Wagyu is outdated, as you can literally and legally get actual Wagyu Beef outside of Japan now, it is still very limited and exclusive though.
@@Bronzescorpion sure, but here's the problem with the "geography effects the taste of wine" theory:
It's been proven that even the most famous and "experienced" wine experts in the world can't tell the difference between expensive french wines and cheap american wines. And in at least one fairly famous example, a world class wine connoisseur at a high profile tasting event rejoiced that they were "finally getting back to good old france!" When he tasted a wine that he swore was a vintage french wine worth thousands of dollars(after having tasted several of what he assumed were cheap american wines, but he was wrong about that as well), but it turned out to be a recent and fairly cheap wine from Napa Valley in california.
So clearly, grapes are grapes no matter where they're grown. It's much more likely the breeding, raising, and processing methods that give different wines there different flavors. Geography clearly has very little to do with it.
And the same can be said for the overwhelming majority of products. Where it's made has little to do with it's actual quality. It's _how_ it's made that actually matters.
And do some more research. No, you can't legally aquire authentic Wagyu beef outside of japan. Everything sold in the rest of the world is the closest approximation that various companies can come up with, and from a taste perspective, they may well be indistinguishable from actual japanese Wagyu(especially if you cook it right), but I promise if you ran a DNA test on it, it would show that it most certainly isn't the breed of cow used for the real stuff. It may be a close relative, but not the same. (And honestly, if it tastes the same, then who even cares? My only issue is semantic. Call it what it is, not what has the most marketability.)
@@GeneralNickles "So clearly, grapes are grapes no matter where they're grown." This is flat out wrong. There are a lot of different sorts of grapes, just like you have many different sorts of apples or any other kind of crop. It is totally stupid to suggest otherwise. Furthermore you are showing your ignorance by saying geography has very little to do with it. It has a lot to do with it. Even the most ignorant layman knows that some fruits and vegetables need different climates to grow and most people know that soil composition is also an important factor.
You also seem to forget that the wine tasting research you are referring to is between cheap and expensive wines, not between different types of wine, which is another thing. Sparkling wine is not just sparkling, in the same way that all red is not the same. Even you would be able to taste the difference as some are very sweet and others are very dry.
Where it is made can have great influence. For example the Netherlands soil are old seabed, which results in different minerals in the soil, that gets absorbed in the grass and in the end affects the milk from the cows that eats the grass. Sometimes there is even visible color changes between some of the products.
Lastly I did my research, something you failed to do:
From Forbes: "UPDATE July 2016: In the past few months, the distribution of Kobe beef has greatly increased. There are now 9 restaurants in the US and a number of distributors in Europe that have been added. For a current roster see here."
"The big change occurred - at least on paper - on August 27, 2012, when the USDA updated its rules to allow the importation of Japanese beef, including Kobe, albeit in very small amounts. "
"In several cases purebred Wagyu were exported from Japan, especially to Australia and the US, where some - but certainly not all - farmers have continued to breed them with pure bloodlines."
"In 2012 the only authorized US importer was Fremont Beef Company of Fremont, NE which received all of the carcasses shipped to the US that year. Fremont serves the food service industry, reselling high quality meats to restaurants, and not directly to consumers."
From Waguyshop: "If you want to experience the real thing, get to know some of the specific breeds and brands known for their quality. Miyazakigyu beef from Miyazaki Prefecture and Poroshiri beef from Hokkaido Prefecture are options that will never disappoint. Today, modern shipping and food handling technologies allow Japanese Wagyu to be processed and packed abroad before being shipped and sold fresh in the U.S. and around the world."
Here is an official list of all the restaurants that serves legitimate Kobe (Wagyu) beef:
www(DOT)kobe-niku(DOT)jp/shop?prefecture=&tag=3
So you are wrong on multiple accounts. Not only is the meat getting exported, so it is exactly the same as the one you get in Japan, there are also some purebred cows outside of Japan. So you can keep your promise to yourself, because a DNA test certainly would say it was the real deal.
Food theory on later 2021: "You’re putting cereal WRONG!!"
Given that Mr Kellogg, who was behind the big push for cereal breakfast, was a zealot for the everyday person not to eat meat because it lead to s**ual desire.
He was anti-procreation, so should we keep eating cereal?
Cereals first, then milk, then toppings
It’s milk first and then cereal for me lol
@@nyx5236 ʏᴏᴜ sᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴍᴇ
@@xpolariz how about this. I just eat my cereal dry. I don't even use milk
Have you tried Glencairn glasses? They're pretty amazing for tasting whisky and rum. Haven't tried wine yet, but I bet it'd be just as good.
Minors:
*laughs maniacally*
"It's fun watching this while not being able to legally drink eh?"
Yes Dad. Yes it is.
Finally a worthy opponent
Your battle shall be called The Eh? Wars
@@kilofetus it certainly will 🇨🇦
@@kilofetus our battle will be eh?
"you're drinking your champagne wrong"
Me: Yeah don't chug it... the bubbles make a weird aftertaste
I think the entire reason Matt made this channel is to get a bunch of drinks and foods without people bothering him about his health
MatPat: Talking about glasses
Me: [Looking while I drink it straight out of the bottle]
First time i heard “chesticles” since Kindergarten, when talking about Ms. Applegate lel
Me too. I love Kindergarten. You are BRILLIANT, Cyan AmongUs :)
@@BrotherTheory I've been reading a lot of the comments here. Seems like you like to compliment people (=
"Champagne is the go to drink for celebration"
Me who to young to drink: _Cries drinking apple juice._
Bruh same
Drinking the no added sugar soda “izzies”
take ur before this blows up ticket
Grape soda or sparkling grape juice
You're not missing much.
And then there’s me over here drinking the ✨sparkle juice✨ out of novelty mugs 😶
"You Are Drinkin Your Chapagne WRONG!"
me who is underaged: Interesting.
Interesting indeed. You are BRILLIANT, brawl stars :)
25% chance this is stolen and 75% chance they didn’t see the other comments saying this.
I drink sparkling cider. Non alcoholic and delicious
Sparkling cider it is!
You’re drinking champagne wrong
Me: under age and bored “interesting” pulls out champagne and a glass
NICE! You are THE BEST, Skello :)
@Skaank Huntt You know that being 18 is still underage for champagne with it's alcohol percentage? I have yet to hear any sensible person tell an 18 year old adult to "play outside". See how stupid you sound?
Me an german, allowed to drink since 16, able to drink since 13
Nah man it’s all about that SPARKLING APPLE CIDER
@@BrotherTheory I haven't seen you a long time
Leonardo DiCaprio drinking: exists
Memers: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!*
Hillarious joke! You are AWESOME, Vincenzo Tuttolomondo :)
The fact there's a stock at all is kinda impressive
The only thing I don’t regret in my life is subscribing
"You're drinking your champagne wrong"
Me, 16: "Interesting..."
lol
What am I doing here
Food Theory: You’re drinking your champagne WRONG!!
Me who can’t drink: *i n t e r e s t i n g*
A h h h h
y e s
*I am knowledge*
I'm not old enough to drink, and I'm already not planning on it, and I watched this episode
Life choices validated
I am Just imagine the guys who disliked this be like: "i cant accept the fact that i drank it wrong, f*ck matpat!"
I was thinking the same thing
@Kode 55 seconds ago u
What about people who don't/can't drink?
you can make a video on why the sky is blue, and 31 people will dislike it! :P
@@calknight you make it sound like you dont understand why lmao its cuz they dont like the video einstein
Food Theory: where were either objecting about McDonald’s being a real estate food place or how you can eat a full grown tree!
"you're drinking champagne wrong"
**Laughs in ex-alcoholic** 🤣
But congrats for giving it up!
Me: *Laughs while drunk* 🤣
@@BrotherTheory Me: *Laugh in depressed*
"you're drinking your champagne wrong"
-me whos drinks it from a spoon: uno reverse
I can imagine you doing this in a fancy wine event and the metaphorical record scratches to a halt and all the snobby wine assholes just look at you like "bruh wtf?"
I drink it from the skulls of my enemies. Is that, like, a +4 or something?
@@CaTastrophy427 +9999999999999999
@@CaTastrophy427 +4 plus +2
@@CaTastrophy427 well aren’t you mr fancy
nobody:
food theory: uploads during new years or close to celebrating it
Its 2 and a half hour til new years in Norway
Me: *Is underage and can't drink*
Also me: How do you drink it right then!?