Food Theory: You're Cooking Your Thanksgiving Turkey WRONG!

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2020
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    It's that time of year again, where we all prepare to cook our favorite bird - the turkey! Listen, I am a connoisseur of Thanksgiving meals and the turkey is something I look forward to all year. So, it is VERY important to me to make sure that you are cooking your turkey the RIGHT way! You see, many people are doing it all WRONG! Today Theorists, I will show you the definitive way to cook your Thanksgiving turkey to make your dinner spectacular!
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  • @BeaglzRok1
    @BeaglzRok1 3 года назад +3180

    "We get to have two turkeys"
    "And both of them were a business expense"
    That's peak dad feel right there, I'd slap a lens flare eyes on that YEEEEEEEEEEEEES

    • @michaelg8841
      @michaelg8841 3 года назад +28

      I’ll be here when this comment blows up... also I reported a comment that spammed links to RUclips vids your welcome

    • @michaelg8841
      @michaelg8841 3 года назад +6

      Nvm it got deleted

    • @therranolleo468
      @therranolleo468 3 года назад +31

      TaxPat is best Pat

    • @williampallay5326
      @williampallay5326 3 года назад +3

      Carrots and celery interesting.

    • @mrzerolife367
      @mrzerolife367 3 года назад +7

      FETCH ME THERE SOULS!!!!

  • @breadbun1975
    @breadbun1975 3 года назад +1856

    “Its a business expense” “YESSSS” they’re adorable together

  • @nerdyfoxes8000
    @nerdyfoxes8000 2 года назад +1161

    Steph: "I think we did it. He's sufficiently dead"
    Mat: *w h e e z e*

  • @MOoNBlox567
    @MOoNBlox567 Год назад +504

    Steph: Explaing how well it was cooked ( Well spiced, crispy skin etc. )
    Matt : - Full mouth - Turkey makes me so happy...turkey is the best

  • @thatchillasian8924
    @thatchillasian8924 3 года назад +1604

    “Spatchcocking is the best way to make a turkey”
    People who took CPR Classes: “My time has come”

    • @sammmmmp1455
      @sammmmmp1455 3 года назад +3

      @@slevinchannel7589 Maybe they'll find a game or a movie that has the lore that would bridge to having a capitalism discussion.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 года назад

      @@sammmmmp1455 Yes, that's one option.
      I bet there's more though.

    • @itshappyhyrda3970
      @itshappyhyrda3970 3 года назад +18

      @@slevinchannel7589 This is not Reddit you did not need to make stuff political it is just a video about food.

    • @unserkatzenland8884
      @unserkatzenland8884 3 года назад +15

      @@slevinchannel7589 relatable? Why would he risk his channel for that? He has employees to pay and sponsors to please, and why would a natural science focus channel comments on social science? Too much risk for a place where masks are political.

    • @germanfan6481
      @germanfan6481 3 года назад

      Execute order 66

  • @geekygamer8434
    @geekygamer8434 3 года назад +3434

    Stephanie: *explaining in extreme detail how the turkey is amazing*
    MatPat: "I like turkey. Turkey makes me happy."

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 3 года назад +33

      It's the tryptophan.

    • @upgrade4975
      @upgrade4975 3 года назад +134

      He is a simple man, with simple needs.....wait,
      He is a very complex person, but with still simple needs

    • @dypsy3066
      @dypsy3066 3 года назад +15

      Yeah....
      Country turkey is too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @OttoTheJebediah
      @OttoTheJebediah 3 года назад +3

      it made it sound like he likes the country Turkey

    • @dypsy3066
      @dypsy3066 3 года назад +4

      @@OttoTheJebediah sende türksün ha? Bende. Ben genellikle böyle videolarda türk beklemem

  • @meks039
    @meks039 2 года назад +145

    steph: yes, very moist, nicely salted, nicely seasoned, overall good cook.
    mat: i l i k e t u r k e y

  • @maddiehagberg6353
    @maddiehagberg6353 Год назад +241

    I have genuinely always hated all of the roasted turkey I’ve had, and I saw this video this summer (I think). I sent it to my dad, who’s in charge of the turkey every year. This year he spatchcocked it and I had seconds and took leftovers. Thank you so much for making this video. I can actually eat protein at thanksgiving now.

    • @Potatoesop
      @Potatoesop 7 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah, I’ve never liked turkey because my grandma cooks it dead (its soo dry and bland), though we have ham at the table as well and I wouldn’t dare try to tell her how to cook her food… if it was my mom I would suggest this vid to her.

    • @lindsaymosher4667
      @lindsaymosher4667 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, Turkey has been ruined for me because it’s always so dry and bland, it basically tastes lake hot water

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Месяц назад +1

      Do people in the US not have gravy at Thanksgiving? In England, 90% of the time that we have turkey, we have gravy with it and that can save anything. If you have dry turkey, pour on some gravy (the gravy shouldn't be too thick, but definitely shouldn't be too thin) and let it soak in while you eat some veg then eat the turkey.

  • @rebeccabates1562
    @rebeccabates1562 3 года назад +801

    Matpat saying that the spatchcock turkey went in the second oven had my brain immediately hear markiplier yelling "I am a man who owns FIVE ovens"

  • @virginiawatts8779
    @virginiawatts8779 3 года назад +5612

    Someone's tell Stephanie to stop flirting with the turkey she's a married woman

  • @MeMe-eo1st
    @MeMe-eo1st Год назад +135

    Steph: * goes Gordon Ramsey for 10 mins straight while discussing the turkey *
    Mat: TURKAY MAK ME HAPPI 😊

  • @motherofbuns
    @motherofbuns 2 года назад +101

    Tried spatchcock for my first (Canadian) Thanksgiving turkey this year and my family said it was perfect and theyre going to do it like that from now on!!! Took roughly 2 hours for 13 Ibs

  • @Buttermilk_the_pony
    @Buttermilk_the_pony 3 года назад +821

    Steph: **critiquing the turkey as if she's a judge on Food Network**
    Matt: *~tUrKeY~*

    • @nathansiagian289
      @nathansiagian289 3 года назад +11

      My god this comment is accurate

    • @Democrab
      @Democrab 3 года назад +6

      this comment is underrated

    • @mementomori5898
      @mementomori5898 3 года назад +7

      Matpat: turkey makes me happy

    • @kittymeowmeow8568
      @kittymeowmeow8568 3 года назад +1

      Turkey is definitely delicious but I think that MatPat really appreciates turkey more than I do

    • @jamesakin9996
      @jamesakin9996 3 года назад +2

      Turkey is my favorite meat. Everyone knows on Thanksgiving I get the turkey leg my will not take it out of fear

  • @jessicaadkison9675
    @jessicaadkison9675 3 года назад +1541

    "I'm not much of a skin guy."
    MatPat the serial killer explaining why his victims come peeled like bananas.

    • @jaqell007
      @jaqell007 3 года назад +44

      i am not agreeing to terms and service anymore

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 3 года назад +12

      What the...

    • @AcuraRSX-dz5xf
      @AcuraRSX-dz5xf 3 года назад +25

      He also stated that he didn't really like dark meat

    • @cevdetfat244
      @cevdetfat244 3 года назад +6

      Hahaha

    • @CongressGamingINC
      @CongressGamingINC 3 года назад +9

      Plus he won’t have to worry about if the skin comes out soggy lol

  • @pigoverlord8250
    @pigoverlord8250 Год назад +57

    Steph: this isn’t rigged at all
    Mat: they don’t care
    A man of the people

  • @jamesgarlick4573
    @jamesgarlick4573 2 года назад +89

    Cooked my first turkey when I was 25. It was actually pretty easy. Even used the juices to make a gravy for it that tasted divine! The turkey was moist, seasoned perfectly, and was overall a fun cooking experience

    • @couldyou4745
      @couldyou4745 Год назад +11

      Yea its only hard if you cant follow instructions. Its really kinda troubling to think of how many people seem to think cooking is hard. Its not. If you actually try and are capable of following simple instructions. Be thankful that youre one of the few modern people who can follow simple instructions. We're a dying breed.

  • @thememegeneer5716
    @thememegeneer5716 3 года назад +2526

    Matpat: I’m not much of a skin guy
    So thats why he’s so obsessed with exoskeletons

  • @edwardjenkins5421
    @edwardjenkins5421 3 года назад +357

    Alternative title: "How to perform CPR on a turkey, whose goose is cooked."

  • @Bleuxisong
    @Bleuxisong 2 года назад +29

    I couldn’t convince my mom to let us spatchcock the Turkey last year, but over this past year I’ve spatchcocked multiple chicken to show her the benefits of it and now we’re doing it this year.

  • @maddog3574
    @maddog3574 Год назад +23

    Two years later and I’m hoping they kept to the data that they found and did a spatchcock this year and didn’t just go back to tradition because trying something new can make your life so much better.
    Happy Thanksgiving to whoever sees this, talk to anyone you care about, tell them what you love about them and I hope you can finish this year on a happy note with 2 wonderful holidays.

  • @spudd5832
    @spudd5832 3 года назад +5215

    Stephanie: It’s really moist, it’s well salted, it tastes seasoned, it’s a little battery, it’s exactly the way it should be.
    Mat: **mouth full** turkey makes me so happy

    • @vrimb1
      @vrimb1 3 года назад +159

      men more simple, lmao

    • @makenzycarter4023
      @makenzycarter4023 3 года назад +133

      When I first read this I was like why is there a battery in the turkey?!

    • @spark4924
      @spark4924 3 года назад +12

      Mat 2020

    • @QuBeeni
      @QuBeeni 3 года назад +20

      Hahahahah I never ate a turkey cause i dont celebrate it

    • @gemink7939
      @gemink7939 3 года назад +41

      ​@@QuBeeni you don't have to celebrate christmas/ thanksgiving to eat turkey...obviously if you're vegetarian/vegan then yeah, you wouldn't eat it either... might also be a supply/demand issue as well.

  • @beanacademy2376
    @beanacademy2376 3 года назад +842

    Stephanie: *Giving her Honest Opinion*
    Mat: "Turkey Makes me so Happy..."

  • @Racko94
    @Racko94 2 года назад +9

    Having deep fried turkey is also amazing. Smoked turkey is good. Having a turkey that is smoked for 3/4 of the cooking and finished in the deep fryer was probably the best turkey I've ever had. The only time that my family ever went to get another turkey to cook.
    Honestly haven't had an oven baked turkey in over 15 years, but I'm interested in trying this out, now.

  • @LorenzoKim
    @LorenzoKim 2 года назад +12

    I love this episode. A lot of content creators act kitchen illiterate for a reaction, but you guys put effort into finding answering questions. Respect

  • @iambumbo7534
    @iambumbo7534 3 года назад +812

    Mat: *Talking about thanksgiving*
    Me in a country/family that doesnt celebrated: I like your funny words, Diet coke man

  • @kunstderfugue
    @kunstderfugue 3 года назад +172

    You know you're an adult when the one thing that makes your day is getting to write off your favorite meal as a business expense

  • @cass2000
    @cass2000 2 года назад +3

    Thank you, thank you, thank you! Since watching this video, which was so much fun to watch, more than once too! My mother and I have been cooking our Turkey like this for every occasion we make one for, so delicious and simple. Thank you and the team so much!

  • @DannimusPrime
    @DannimusPrime 2 года назад +9

    I'm glad this popped up on my RUclips before Thanksgiving this year of 2021 I'm gonna try it out. I have only cooked a turkey once and though it wasn't terrible I hated the whole let's cook this bird for 3-5 hours. 2.5 hours is definitely much better and just makes getting the whole meal done so quicker.

  • @asteroiderer
    @asteroiderer 3 года назад +156

    Imagine you're that turkey in whatever afterlife it has and he's looking down as they're doing "CPR" on his long dead corpse.

    • @acgeewhiz
      @acgeewhiz 3 года назад +15

      That turkey stole my wallet, there’s no way it’s not looking up from the afterlife.

  • @charlesfrancis7166
    @charlesfrancis7166 3 года назад +244

    MatPat: You're cooking your Turkey wrong!
    My Grandma: Who dares summon the ancient one!?

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 3 года назад +10

      Grandma: I heard your hungry

    • @triggerhappy8595
      @triggerhappy8595 3 года назад +2

      Fortnite?༎ຶ‿༎ຶ(〒﹏〒)

    • @Insorainity
      @Insorainity 3 года назад +3

      Nono it should be: WHO *DARES* SUMMON *THE ANCIENT ONE*

    • @SuperDrPancho
      @SuperDrPancho 3 года назад +2

      Those ones who summon the wrath of the elder calamity shall be erased from this plain of existence into the gap between worlds dammned to eternal starving torment

    • @lorriehicks7156
      @lorriehicks7156 3 года назад

      Hey! Grandma isn't that old. 👵

  • @MusicBlik
    @MusicBlik Год назад +11

    This video is legitimately my yearly reference material.

  • @halex6016
    @halex6016 Год назад +1

    Love that food theory gives us more of Mat and Steph together, it's so nice seeing these two laugh with each other and enjoy being in each others company as they progress with the theory of the video. Love this channel.

  • @HDTomo
    @HDTomo 3 года назад +845

    Game theory: theories
    Film theory: plot fixing and filling
    Food theory: scientific tests

    • @andrewp8549
      @andrewp8549 3 года назад +7

      I Love this comment!!! But does that mean films and games aren't theorys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @andrewp8549
      @andrewp8549 3 года назад +1

      @@kbye2321 Ok. I just like the theroyists.

    • @MLGProMaster-tu9tz
      @MLGProMaster-tu9tz 3 года назад +1

      @@andrewp8549 Don't listen to him boah

    • @Roseasuko
      @Roseasuko 3 года назад +1

      Nah games and films (occasionally) are theories but food theory is the whole scientific method

    • @huck2147
      @huck2147 3 года назад

      The perfect trio

  • @herosoris1545
    @herosoris1545 3 года назад +912

    Get yourself a man who looks at you with as much joy as Matpat does when eating turkey.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 3 года назад +19

      I'm 37, at this point I'm lucky to even get a call back from any guy, let alone a decent one 😭

    • @herosoris1545
      @herosoris1545 3 года назад +19

      @@WobblesandBean not everyone needs a man you know. Just live life until love finds it's way to you! If you spend all your time chasing butterflies, you'll never see the field of flowers you run through to find them. ^^

    • @user-ge8yf1rg8f
      @user-ge8yf1rg8f 3 года назад +8

      @@herosoris1545 Yes, some want women, some want both, some want non-binary peeps as well, some only want their good friends, some want nobody.

    • @user-ge8yf1rg8f
      @user-ge8yf1rg8f 3 года назад +4

      @remmi Not just someone, EVERYONE.

    • @buttersfan0__
      @buttersfan0__ 3 года назад +2

      Yes😐🙂

  • @ItBeKyo
    @ItBeKyo 4 месяца назад

    I just wanted to thank y'all for making this video. I've been returning to it every year since it came out cause it's such a great tutorial. Definitely has helped me up my turkey game!

  • @kameronmckinnon5527
    @kameronmckinnon5527 2 года назад +3

    Awesome to see the difference between the two, in recent years my family used slow cookers with the juices in the bottom with a lid so it keeps the meat moist

  • @trishie_V
    @trishie_V 3 года назад +695

    **does CPR**
    "I think we did it, I think he's sufficiently dead."

    • @mintygachacow
      @mintygachacow 3 года назад +25

      I think that's healthy... It's not breathing

    • @TheKrazyguy75
      @TheKrazyguy75 3 года назад +35

      I was just thinking of this on a human. Paramedic pulls up. Cuts off the head. Rips out the spine. Cuts down the neckbone. Administers CPR.
      "Well, guys, we did our best, but he just didn't make it."

    • @offensivebeefroast5407
      @offensivebeefroast5407 3 года назад +10

      @@TheKrazyguy75 username checks out

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 3 года назад +9

      @@TheKrazyguy75 and then the patient walks out of the room.
      Or imagine if that worked.

    • @preciousmariepenuliar209
      @preciousmariepenuliar209 3 года назад +8

      @@Speed001 or the patient suddenly get cooked (how idk magic) then they have a feast eating the patient

  • @d1ss_tract1on27
    @d1ss_tract1on27 3 года назад +144

    I love how wholesome their marriage is. Like, just matching each other's goofball and keep it fun

  • @High_Kahl_Ray
    @High_Kahl_Ray 2 года назад +3

    Today is the day before Thanksgiving 2021 and my fiance and I decided to Spatchcock our turkey tomorrow after I showed her this video at the end of last year. Watched it again to reacquaint myself. Thanks again for doing this one MatPat

  • @joshhumphrey736
    @joshhumphrey736 2 года назад +10

    Something so wholesome about Mat being happy to have turkey

  • @little_wintry3098
    @little_wintry3098 2 года назад +2099

    I love how MatPat just rambles for ages about how important and difficult the turkey is, because in my family, it's a goddamn title to be able to cook the turkey (one my mom holds very proudly). Actually, I was born the day before Thanksgiving, so while my mom was in the hospital with a newborn, the rest of the nearly 25 people we had for Thanksgiving that year were scrambling to figure out who could actually cook (since my mom does the stuffing, turkey, gravy, and cranberry sauce. This woman knows her Thanksgiving).

    • @Vileplume87
      @Vileplume87 2 года назад +136

      That should be a movie

    • @MidnightDrake
      @MidnightDrake 2 года назад +56

      Oh my god same here. ..For me its november 24th (Dont know if its different or not where you are from) which is the exact day before thanksgiving for me.

    • @leohargrave
      @leohargrave 2 года назад +28

      November 21, happy late birthdays to those stuck in the Thanksgiving month

    • @Kevintendo
      @Kevintendo 2 года назад +24

      @@Vileplume87 I’d watch that movie

    • @anxygls6209
      @anxygls6209 2 года назад +5

      I'm born four days before Christmas

  • @2Pixelated
    @2Pixelated 3 года назад +3665

    Stephane: *describing the Turkey in vivid detail and intense critique*
    Matt: “Turkey makes me happy...”

  • @drachir7146
    @drachir7146 Год назад +5

    For next year, perhaps try wrapping the turkey in aluminum foil as that's what my family has been doing for years, and it allows for the picturesque turkey presentation while being much faster at 2 hours so I'd consider it as a medium option between straight roasting it, and and butterflying the bird

  • @brockmckelvey7327
    @brockmckelvey7327 2 года назад +2

    I'm rewatching this at 2x speed cause I just want to see the recipe, but I can't skip over the setup/thesis. MatPat, please keep doing what you're doing!

  • @serveturkey3324
    @serveturkey3324 3 года назад +2583

    Friendly reminder: get to defrosting your turkey this Sunday.

  • @circleception6026
    @circleception6026 3 года назад +608

    “It’s Sufficiently dead”
    Just what you want to hear during CPR

    • @magnificloud
      @magnificloud 3 года назад +36

      Task failed successfully

    • @joeyjoey5393
      @joeyjoey5393 3 года назад +1

      Hahahe

    • @lucagrindean8741
      @lucagrindean8741 3 года назад +3

      Mission passed
      +Respect

    • @Stonecargo21
      @Stonecargo21 3 года назад

      @@lucagrindean8741 ruclips.net/video/tfOQfUjzZeQ/видео.html

    • @lucagrindean8741
      @lucagrindean8741 3 года назад

      @@Stonecargo21 m.ruclips.net/video/a8c5wmeOL9o/видео.html

  • @largefriesandacoke
    @largefriesandacoke Год назад +8

    This literally saved my thanksgiving. Thank you Matt Pat

  • @clarkj0sephkent
    @clarkj0sephkent 2 года назад +9

    Steph and Matt together on one frame makes me happy

  • @crystalspeed7214
    @crystalspeed7214 3 года назад +310

    "both of them are a business expense"
    that is why this channel exists

    • @onenbking9486
      @onenbking9486 3 года назад +3

      Yes...."Buisinesssss"

    • @Nele__
      @Nele__ 3 года назад

      I was a business man, doing business

  • @bryanneris7670
    @bryanneris7670 3 года назад +1945

    Can we just have a dedicated part of this channel just being matpat trying with steph new types of cooking methods and recipes?

    • @baileyhuff3309
      @baileyhuff3309 3 года назад +28

      I support this idea 🙋‍♀️

    • @AustinD_YT
      @AustinD_YT 3 года назад +19

      this should be the case and this comment does not have enough likes

    • @aryandoesstuff
      @aryandoesstuff 3 года назад +7

      it is strange
      perhaps
      he is using a theory to keep us up

    • @Speeda-Guy
      @Speeda-Guy 3 года назад +7

      FoodTheory(FT) Live

    • @themaincharacter4985
      @themaincharacter4985 3 года назад +1

      Wholesome idea

  • @irosquaredboku
    @irosquaredboku Год назад

    I want to see the yearly watch analytics for this video. I know that I rewatch it every year to refresh on how to spatchcock. CPR skills help so much.

  • @Weirdo_Kai.
    @Weirdo_Kai. 8 месяцев назад +6

    5:04 HOW DARE YOU PUT BIG BIRD ON THE OVEN!!!!!

  • @nethascotx24
    @nethascotx24 3 года назад +651

    Me: Not even an American, I don’t celebrate Thanksgiving
    Also me: Oooh turkey

  • @pkpkpkpkppapapakpkpkapakap5462
    @pkpkpkpkppapapakpkpkapakap5462 3 года назад +2958

    0:39 MatPat: "thanksgiving and turkey name a more iconic duo i'll wait."
    Me: You and diet coke.

    • @the-anhpham3364
      @the-anhpham3364 3 года назад +32

      Lmao true

    • @eclecticsoffy
      @eclecticsoffy 3 года назад +15

      Lol tru

    • @rebordinance
      @rebordinance 3 года назад +17

      not anymore

    • @eclecticsoffy
      @eclecticsoffy 3 года назад +14

      @@rebordinance oh yeah, still funny tho

    • @PearoIGuess
      @PearoIGuess 2 года назад +38

      @@rebordinance friendship ended with cola, new one with harris teeter diet cola

  • @JamesBarnousky-kz5ql
    @JamesBarnousky-kz5ql Год назад +3

    Also, buy two turkeys (if you can), in case you mess up the first one. If the first one comes out good, you can save the other for Christmas

  • @gamingdisastercayla
    @gamingdisastercayla 11 месяцев назад +1

    My first time hosting thanksgiving I was wrecked with anxiety cause it seemed so hard but my mom helped and I realized, it’s not hard to cook, it’s hard to get all the good time right.

  • @lukelee4590
    @lukelee4590 3 года назад +7692

    When you realise MatPat can keep your attention longer with different ways to cook a turkey than any of your teachers ever could

    • @kaliberkam0681
      @kaliberkam0681 3 года назад +130

      Mat can u be my tutor!!! It would be like a tutor patreon where u compare stem and core classes but we all get mini theory too!

    • @isiahvolcy3137
      @isiahvolcy3137 3 года назад +70

      That is sadly true

    • @amongussus4
      @amongussus4 3 года назад +54

      I'm vegetarian, I find this diguisting still watching it.

    • @thegamingpuppet8381
      @thegamingpuppet8381 3 года назад +22

      BURN like the teacher's turkey

    • @abhinavkumarsaini1595
      @abhinavkumarsaini1595 3 года назад +15

      @@amongussus4 Yes me too

  • @nggames9201
    @nggames9201 2 года назад +922

    I love how Stephanie makes everything and matpat's like: hm yummy turkey

  • @jezikerr3720
    @jezikerr3720 2 года назад

    This year, we ran out of time and I really wanted to try spatchcocking because of this video. We did it, spur of the moment and a bit rough but...it turned out divine. 100/10 will spatchcock again.

  • @allokay3559
    @allokay3559 Год назад

    just spatchcocked my first turkey for my family! thank you for teaching me this!!!!

  • @arkarts2987
    @arkarts2987 3 года назад +216

    “Name a more iconic duo than thanksgiving and turkey?”
    Matpat and fnaf related trauma. Beat that.

  • @Scars1023
    @Scars1023 3 года назад +308

    I wonder if that stock photo guy knows that he's such a commonly used character in the theory universe.

  • @animalsrcute5762
    @animalsrcute5762 Год назад +2

    Every since this one aired. We do our turkeys this way. And we usually have a turkey for Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner. It's the best!

  • @HunterxDante
    @HunterxDante 2 года назад +1

    I did a literal first pump when you said spatchcock. I've been doing it for over 7 years for Christmas and Thanksgiving both at home and at work. Nothing can match that crispy skin. I always do compound butter under the skin and make sure you tuck the wing tips so the don't burn. Also the neck and spine are great to use for turkey stock.

  • @pgnathan
    @pgnathan 3 года назад +697

    Editor: Lady just CUT THE DANG TURKEY
    everyone during their thanksgiving: *YES*

  • @dragonicdoom3772
    @dragonicdoom3772 3 года назад +193

    Imagine Mat checks the airways and just hears a faint "I always come back"

  • @deannal.newton9772
    @deannal.newton9772 Год назад +1

    I do agree with you on this one, my mom and I would wake up at the crack of dawn just so we could cook the turkey first before we did anything else for Thanksgiving, Christmas, and another holiday that we cook whole turkey for some reason. My mom and I actually put our turkey inside of a turkey bag so that it can become more juicy and collect the rest of it for the gravy that goes with it.

  • @emilyakerman6086
    @emilyakerman6086 2 года назад +2

    I’m back for year 2, thank you MatPat!! Happy Thanksgiving :)

  • @Carflong
    @Carflong 3 года назад +707

    “I think he’s sufficiently dead”
    Something about that doesn’t seem right.

    • @Carflong
      @Carflong 3 года назад +1

      @Harry Mough I don't think you understand, I was referencing something they said in the video.

    • @thequad8945
      @thequad8945 3 года назад +3

      As opposed to the ones that could be revived and turned into undead turkey, it's a pain to catch it, especially if you buttered it, or I suppose if you wined it should be too drunk to get far XD

    • @Carflong
      @Carflong 3 года назад +1

      @@thequad8945 ?

    • @emeraldkoala2543
      @emeraldkoala2543 3 года назад

      666th like...
      ....................

  • @703Heat
    @703Heat 3 года назад +1154

    This is the only way to cook a bird from now on. Cooked my Thanksgiving turkey like this this year and just cooked two cornish hens for Christmas dinner with this method. Video changed my life. Thanks man.

    • @cathpalug1221
      @cathpalug1221 3 года назад +45

      Glad to know your love for this method.
      Also spine can be used to make stock that freeze well in fridge, roasted or not.

    • @shadowsseen6322
      @shadowsseen6322 3 года назад +27

      Same here. This was my first Thanksgiving cooking so it definitely was a pleasant help

    • @tuddthetotodile5448
      @tuddthetotodile5448 3 года назад +16

      I’m not the only person who likes Cornish hens? They’re the BEST!

    • @anuragneelam8527
      @anuragneelam8527 3 года назад +6

      @@tuddthetotodile5448 same love em

    • @Batsnang
      @Batsnang 3 года назад +3

      Yeah I'm either doing this or whole smoking from now on. I wonder if you could spatchcock-smoke.. I don't see why not 🤔 No more whole baking/roasting!

  • @amberica86
    @amberica86 Год назад +2

    I made my very first turkey this year, I'm 36 so I figured it's finally time to adult the f up. I was curious to see if I should have done it differently- and was DELIGHTED to see that y'all did it the way I decided to do it! Mom and I both made turkeys together this year and she was so angry that mine was better, LOL
    I have to give credit to Babish though for giving me the idea, but I am really happy to see the food theorists agree that I did it right from the get go

  • @melodyviewing7364
    @melodyviewing7364 Год назад +1

    I hosted my first thanksgiving a couple months back and I spatched it and it was amazing!!!! A little dry but this was my first ever turkey and it rocked!!!!!

  • @jeanschyso
    @jeanschyso 3 года назад +406

    me, a cooking-tube addict: "He's gonna talk about spatchcocking"..
    Nailed it.

    • @KTRXR
      @KTRXR 3 года назад +9

      I only know this word exists from American Dad

    • @lacytaylor1501
      @lacytaylor1501 3 года назад +3

      So many years of Food Network has blessed me with a lot of strange knowledge that I don't need due to my lack of cooking other than box meals

    • @quietone610
      @quietone610 3 года назад +2

      Imagine Nigella Lawson saying it. No, my Google-fu is too weak.

    • @spencerbrown4075
      @spencerbrown4075 3 года назад +1

      He called us a Turkey 3:21

    • @-UglyDucklings-
      @-UglyDucklings- 3 года назад

      Stop bragging!

  • @Girlcivilengineer
    @Girlcivilengineer 3 года назад +254

    Matpat, excited: "We have two turkeys this year"
    Steph: " And they're both a business expense!"
    Matpat, even more excited: "YESSS!"
    I love this channel so much.

    • @Mike-sw4mb
      @Mike-sw4mb 3 года назад +4

      I think matpat just wanna eat the cleavage :) if ya know what im sayin

    • @BrotherTheory
      @BrotherTheory 3 года назад +9

      I alos love Food Theory. But it's actually the people behind the channel who I like the most :)

    • @savannahs.5874
      @savannahs.5874 3 года назад +3

      Its just so wholesome

  • @nozomiritter5048
    @nozomiritter5048 Год назад +1

    For years now my family has been using a rotisserie to cook the turkey. And it has been coming out perfectly every year since then!

  • @thelonggame9166
    @thelonggame9166 Год назад +1

    HOLY FK! THANK YOU SO MUCH!
    I used your video and a couple other references to create my first turkey ever! This was perfect! Tastes amazing! Juicy! The juice actually spilled down my counter, so I have a bunch of cleaning to do! I've always avoided turkey for thanksgiving because I'm single and don't want to spend a ton of time. Between your video and a couple others, I'll be doing turkey for Thanksgiving as long as I can cook! (Thanksgiving 2022)

  • @micahwarkentin3541
    @micahwarkentin3541 3 года назад +4514

    Thank you MatPat, thank you for remembering us Canadians who have the weird tradition of having Thanksgiving in October.

    • @sofiapharand6515
      @sofiapharand6515 3 года назад +255

      It’s not weird. The majority of our country has a shorter harvesting period bc it gets colder so that’s when we celebrate the end of harvest lol

    • @micahwarkentin3541
      @micahwarkentin3541 3 года назад +31

      True lol 😂

    • @hoobajoob1
      @hoobajoob1 3 года назад +55

      the US's used to be as well, i want to say they changed it in the 30s/40s for some reason or another

    • @tonhaogamergranudo
      @tonhaogamergranudo 3 года назад +32

      It's not weirder than Brazil's. Our turkey feast in in christimas.

    • @TheGaleden
      @TheGaleden 2 года назад +31

      @@tonhaogamergranudo In North America we tend to have turkey at Christmas time as well, as for why, I do not know.

  • @Cburst
    @Cburst 3 года назад +707

    "just get inside the turkey"
    my brain: *TURPATTEN*

    • @BrotherTheory
      @BrotherTheory 3 года назад +8

      What does that mean :)

    • @Cburst
      @Cburst 3 года назад +17

      @@BrotherTheory well imagine matpat inside a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey

    • @BrotherTheory
      @BrotherTheory 3 года назад +1

      @@Cburst Oooh, very ..... interesting! I love your comment, C. burst :)

    • @Cburst
      @Cburst 3 года назад

      @@BrotherTheory :))

    • @jokerthekingly3708
      @jokerthekingly3708 3 года назад +1

      @@Cburst interesting, I like it.

  • @bewu._.
    @bewu._. Год назад +2

    16:21 weirdy poop is such an amazing term

  • @christinaadams4187
    @christinaadams4187 Год назад

    I had just as hard of a time cutting the spine out when I did it, but it was better for us as well. I do find that a roaster does better than the oven and goes quicker with or without spatchcocking it.

  • @jamespwalter13
    @jamespwalter13 3 года назад +338

    We find out the reason they really started food theory: tax deducting all their food

    • @MoriShep
      @MoriShep 3 года назад +1

      its a good play

  • @OsmSkylandersCheats
    @OsmSkylandersCheats 3 года назад +1604

    I showed this video to my parents and they both asked about MatPat’s “Michael Jackson jacket”

    • @nolyesjustcurls1159
      @nolyesjustcurls1159 3 года назад +72

      🎶Cause this is Thrilleeerrr,
      Thriller night🎶

    • @Kraaven2026
      @Kraaven2026 3 года назад +22

      did they try it?

    • @OsmSkylandersCheats
      @OsmSkylandersCheats 3 года назад +25

      Dhruv Bhojaraj The turkey thing?
      We actually didn’t have a turkey that thanksgiving, we just had a chicken that wasnt even that good

    • @enguunerka3476
      @enguunerka3476 3 года назад +3

      we dont even do thanksgiving sad times

    • @allyandbayleesstudio9822
      @allyandbayleesstudio9822 3 года назад +5

      🎶He He🎶

  • @bincherito
    @bincherito 2 года назад

    Never forget the food theory without a cold open.
    I did spatchcock my turkey this year though and I highly recommend it

  • @charlesrockafellor4200
    @charlesrockafellor4200 2 года назад +1

    I remember my overwhelming skepticism at the thought of oven bags ("clearly" a preposterous idea, compared to basting)... and my absolute conversion instantly after my first use of one. I wonder how those would help/hinder a spatchcocked bird.

  • @manwithnoplan4546
    @manwithnoplan4546 3 года назад +221

    *STEPH* = critiquing like gordon ramsey
    *MATT* = turkey durged

    • @Historygeek2006
      @Historygeek2006 3 года назад +11

      Turkey makes him happy❤️

    • @TheJokesterSCR
      @TheJokesterSCR 3 года назад

      Speaking of Ramsey, watch his holiday turkey video to learn the RIGHT way to cook a traditional turkey. There is no comparison. I've made it 5 times and about to do it again. It's way easier than how these two did it as well. I dunno why they made a video about how difficult making a turkey is, cause it really isn't.

  • @cheeselord8153
    @cheeselord8153 3 года назад +435

    “We put the spatchcocked turkey in a *second oven* ” humble flex much

    • @kosmic_overlord
      @kosmic_overlord 3 года назад +7

      I went looking for this when he said it lol

    • @christianemerson4622
      @christianemerson4622 3 года назад +43

      Mark is a man with 5 ovens.

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 3 года назад +10

      I have a twin wall oven setup. The ovens are each smaller than a range type oven, but you can cook things at different temperatures at the same time. Or for Thanksgiving, you can cook side dishes in one oven while the turkey cooks in the other. The double wall oven isn’t very expensive. We only use the one oven most of the year. Nice to have the oven at eye level too.

    • @ciriadeflora
      @ciriadeflora 3 года назад +6

      @@stephen3164 I must ask my husband if we can get double ovens when we buy a house now.

    • @styfen
      @styfen 3 года назад

      The whole kitchen is a humble flex. But they earned it.

  • @dragonfly565
    @dragonfly565 Год назад +2

    Stephanie: I have to go Spachcock
    Mat: (yelling) RIGHT!

  • @darthvita11
    @darthvita11 5 месяцев назад

    This video has changed my life for the better. I will never cook a turkey the normal way again. It’s so juicy and amazing. I will always recommend this to people as well. It’s so much better!!!

  • @n00bbruh40
    @n00bbruh40 3 года назад +455

    Next year: deep-fried turkey v. Spatchcocked turkey

    • @xicor333
      @xicor333 3 года назад +4

      sous-vide is by far the best preparation. separate the turkey into all its pieces raw. cook for 4 hrs in a water bath (not active). put the pieces on a cooling rack in the fridge (this can be cooked in advance). deep fry to reheat and crisp skin at dinner time. Being able to cook the turkey the day before or in the morning when you arent having to do other things is really nice.

    • @stinkpie
      @stinkpie 3 года назад +6

      Deep fried spatchcocked turkey? 🤔

    • @marcobisi7768
      @marcobisi7768 3 года назад +1

      'Murica Vs a little bit less 'Murica

    • @thomasalias8492
      @thomasalias8492 3 года назад +2

      Deep frying a whole bird is the worst idea ever. IDK why people do it. it's the reason turkey gets a bad rep and why when you talk to 10 people, at least 7 of them will say they prefer ham because turkey is dry...

    • @xLoafY
      @xLoafY 3 года назад

      @@stinkpie HmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 года назад +184

    Traditional Turkey :
    Steph : "oh my God it's so good"
    Mat : *happiness noise*
    Spatchcock :
    *The winner has been decided*

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 3 года назад +1

      I love your profile picture.

    • @oolexer
      @oolexer 3 года назад +1

      @@KyrstOak *are you sure*

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 3 года назад

      @@oolexer Why would I not be sure about feeling positively towards someone's profile picture?

    • @oolexer
      @oolexer 3 года назад

      @@KyrstOak *because*

    • @ntc1000
      @ntc1000 3 года назад

      @@KyrstOakScp

  • @KevinYannutz
    @KevinYannutz 6 месяцев назад

    My family often has a prime rib for Christmas and prime rib trumps turkey IMO. I still really enjoy Thanksgiving though. As for spatchcocking the turkey, thanks for the tip. Stuffing/dressing is one of my favorite parts, but you can make it separate and outside the bird

  • @rebeccairlam5213
    @rebeccairlam5213 2 года назад

    I use to work in Nando’s and we would spatchcock our chickens when cooking them in the ovens.
    My mum always put butter under turkey for xmas, the best way to keep moist and not dry

  • @Pwn3dbyth3n00b
    @Pwn3dbyth3n00b 3 года назад +218

    Here's my theory. Pat is using this channel to make his Thanksgiving dinner a work expense for tax purposes.

    • @Jalu3
      @Jalu3 3 года назад +8

      That's just smart, it's business!

    • @isaacwilliamson9659
      @isaacwilliamson9659 3 года назад +8

      Not just Thanksgiving, every holiday he has an excuse to eat Turkey

    • @PhoenixTwoFiftySix
      @PhoenixTwoFiftySix 3 года назад +1

      big brain

  • @squishybaby6097
    @squishybaby6097 3 года назад +382

    Mattpat- " messing up the turkey is not an option!"
    Me-* remembering the year my brother put the still plastic wrapped turkey into our preheated oven thinking it was off 👁👄👁*

  • @singingislife18
    @singingislife18 5 месяцев назад

    Dry brine the day before (salt and sugar rubbed on the skin). Day of stuff with onions and apples (lots of moisture which keeps it moist from inside), mayo on the skin (traps moisture and gets brown). Lots of herbs and chicken stock in the bottom of the pan for gravy and moisture. The Flavors by Ale recipe is amazing!

  • @oozlydip
    @oozlydip Год назад

    I'm so glad this video came out around my hubby's and mine first Thanksgiving... Neither one of us have ever cooked a turkey

  • @artscats3752
    @artscats3752 3 года назад +378

    No one:
    The most wholesome thing I’ve seen today:
    *”Turkey makes me to happy”*

  • @Cup_o_Caffeine
    @Cup_o_Caffeine 3 года назад +432

    But
    “Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people” -Saemus Gorman

  • @ericcorder9083
    @ericcorder9083 Год назад +1

    The Confetti when she snapped the collar bone was unexpected and very appreciated!

  • @blueblazestar
    @blueblazestar Год назад

    My husband loves spatchcock-ing all our chickens, and they always come out amazing