Food Theory: You're Cooking Your Thanksgiving Turkey WRONG!
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It's that time of year again, where we all prepare to cook our favorite bird - the turkey! Listen, I am a connoisseur of Thanksgiving meals and the turkey is something I look forward to all year. So, it is VERY important to me to make sure that you are cooking your turkey the RIGHT way! You see, many people are doing it all WRONG! Today Theorists, I will show you the definitive way to cook your Thanksgiving turkey to make your dinner spectacular!
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Credits:
Writers: Matthew Patrick, Justin Kuiper, and Luke Barats
Editors: Koen Verhagen and Forrest Lee
Assistant Editor: AlyssaBeCrazy
Sound Editor: Yosi Berman
#Turkey #Thanksgiving #TurkeyRecipe #ThanksgivingRecipe #Cooking #Holiday #FoodTheory #Food #Recipe #Matpat #GameTheory #FilmTheory
"We get to have two turkeys"
"And both of them were a business expense"
That's peak dad feel right there, I'd slap a lens flare eyes on that YEEEEEEEEEEEEES
I’ll be here when this comment blows up... also I reported a comment that spammed links to RUclips vids your welcome
Nvm it got deleted
TaxPat is best Pat
Carrots and celery interesting.
FETCH ME THERE SOULS!!!!
Stephanie: *explaining in extreme detail how the turkey is amazing*
MatPat: "I like turkey. Turkey makes me happy."
It's the tryptophan.
He is a simple man, with simple needs.....wait,
He is a very complex person, but with still simple needs
Yeah....
Country turkey is too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it made it sound like he likes the country Turkey
@@OttoTheJebediah sende türksün ha? Bende. Ben genellikle böyle videolarda türk beklemem
Stephanie: It’s really moist, it’s well salted, it tastes seasoned, it’s a little battery, it’s exactly the way it should be.
Mat: **mouth full** turkey makes me so happy
men more simple, lmao
When I first read this I was like why is there a battery in the turkey?!
Mat 2020
Hahahahah I never ate a turkey cause i dont celebrate it
@@QuBeeni you don't have to celebrate christmas/ thanksgiving to eat turkey...obviously if you're vegetarian/vegan then yeah, you wouldn't eat it either... might also be a supply/demand issue as well.
Steph: Explaing how well it was cooked ( Well spiced, crispy skin etc. )
Matt : - Full mouth - Turkey makes me so happy...turkey is the best
I love they're dynamic
“Spatchcocking is the best way to make a turkey”
People who took CPR Classes: “My time has come”
@@slevinchannel7589 Maybe they'll find a game or a movie that has the lore that would bridge to having a capitalism discussion.
@@sammmmmp1455 Yes, that's one option.
I bet there's more though.
@@slevinchannel7589 This is not Reddit you did not need to make stuff political it is just a video about food.
@@slevinchannel7589 relatable? Why would he risk his channel for that? He has employees to pay and sponsors to please, and why would a natural science focus channel comments on social science? Too much risk for a place where masks are political.
Execute order 66
“Its a business expense” “YESSSS” they’re adorable together
That's true so true
they are definitely very adorable.
Two turkeys, zero guests.
That is funny
You are so weird
Matpat saying that the spatchcock turkey went in the second oven had my brain immediately hear markiplier yelling "I am a man who owns FIVE ovens"
YES!
@Yeetus Defeetus It's funny that MatPat owns FIVE ovens, that's just crazy :)
@@BrotherTheory It's not MatPat that has five ovens it was Markiplier
Omg yes
same
Steph: "I think we did it. He's sufficiently dead"
Mat: *w h e e z e*
It had me dying too lol
Me too also how isnt this comment more popular???
Honestly, relationship goals
Matpat: I’m not much of a skin guy
So thats why he’s so obsessed with exoskeletons
😂 Amazing
*endo
@@Yarlor840 there the same thing
@@Nobody-rg1pn endo means inner, exo means outer
@@Yarlor840 the more you know
I love how MatPat just rambles for ages about how important and difficult the turkey is, because in my family, it's a goddamn title to be able to cook the turkey (one my mom holds very proudly). Actually, I was born the day before Thanksgiving, so while my mom was in the hospital with a newborn, the rest of the nearly 25 people we had for Thanksgiving that year were scrambling to figure out who could actually cook (since my mom does the stuffing, turkey, gravy, and cranberry sauce. This woman knows her Thanksgiving).
That should be a movie
Oh my god same here. ..For me its november 24th (Dont know if its different or not where you are from) which is the exact day before thanksgiving for me.
November 21, happy late birthdays to those stuck in the Thanksgiving month
@@Vileplume87 I’d watch that movie
I'm born four days before Christmas
Get yourself a man who looks at you with as much joy as Matpat does when eating turkey.
I'm 37, at this point I'm lucky to even get a call back from any guy, let alone a decent one 😭
@@WobblesandBean not everyone needs a man you know. Just live life until love finds it's way to you! If you spend all your time chasing butterflies, you'll never see the field of flowers you run through to find them. ^^
@@herosoris1545 Yes, some want women, some want both, some want non-binary peeps as well, some only want their good friends, some want nobody.
@remmi Not just someone, EVERYONE.
Yes😐🙂
I have genuinely always hated all of the roasted turkey I’ve had, and I saw this video this summer (I think). I sent it to my dad, who’s in charge of the turkey every year. This year he spatchcocked it and I had seconds and took leftovers. Thank you so much for making this video. I can actually eat protein at thanksgiving now.
Yeah, I’ve never liked turkey because my grandma cooks it dead (its soo dry and bland), though we have ham at the table as well and I wouldn’t dare try to tell her how to cook her food… if it was my mom I would suggest this vid to her.
Yeah, Turkey has been ruined for me because it’s always so dry and bland, it basically tastes lake hot water
Do people in the US not have gravy at Thanksgiving? In England, 90% of the time that we have turkey, we have gravy with it and that can save anything. If you have dry turkey, pour on some gravy (the gravy shouldn't be too thick, but definitely shouldn't be too thin) and let it soak in while you eat some veg then eat the turkey.
Yeah my grandma always cooked the turkey and it's always so dry and so bland, I only ever liked the dark meat because it at least had some flavor and was a little moist but it still wasn't very good, it wasn't until we got a smoked turkey from our neighbor that I realized that I actually liked turkey lol it was so delicious and I couldn't get enough of it, and then a few years later my sister cooked the turkey and she spatchcocked it and it was really good too, I still liked the smoked turkey better tho, I've cooked some turkey legs by myself and I pan fried them and those were also really good, I think a roasted turkey is the worst possible way to cook it lol
Steph: **critiquing the turkey as if she's a judge on Food Network**
Matt: *~tUrKeY~*
My god this comment is accurate
this comment is underrated
Matpat: turkey makes me happy
Turkey is definitely delicious but I think that MatPat really appreciates turkey more than I do
Turkey is my favorite meat. Everyone knows on Thanksgiving I get the turkey leg my will not take it out of fear
Stephanie: *Giving her Honest Opinion*
Mat: "Turkey Makes me so Happy..."
That made me happy as well
Bless
Turkey makes me happy too
Turkey makes me very happy
I like chicken :)
Imagine you're that turkey in whatever afterlife it has and he's looking down as they're doing "CPR" on his long dead corpse.
That turkey stole my wallet, there’s no way it’s not looking up from the afterlife.
steph: yes, very moist, nicely salted, nicely seasoned, overall good cook.
mat: i l i k e t u r k e y
MatPat: You're cooking your Turkey wrong!
My Grandma: Who dares summon the ancient one!?
Grandma: I heard your hungry
Fortnite?༎ຶ‿༎ຶ(〒﹏〒)
Nono it should be: WHO *DARES* SUMMON *THE ANCIENT ONE*
Those ones who summon the wrath of the elder calamity shall be erased from this plain of existence into the gap between worlds dammned to eternal starving torment
Hey! Grandma isn't that old. 👵
I love how wholesome their marriage is. Like, just matching each other's goofball and keep it fun
I hope to achieve that one day
Stephane: *describing the Turkey in vivid detail and intense critique*
Matt: “Turkey makes me happy...”
yeah
matpat: nods happily :)
#Copiedcomment
@@shifti7387 love you too buddy
@@2Pixelated XD
Steph: * goes Gordon Ramsey for 10 mins straight while discussing the turkey *
Mat: TURKAY MAK ME HAPPI 😊
Mat: *Talking about thanksgiving*
Me in a country/family that doesnt celebrated: I like your funny words, Diet coke man
DIET coke man.
Fixed it
SALAD MAN
Same with Christmas and Halloween 🥺😭🥲
Imagine celebrating Thanksgiving: couldn’t be me or anyone else in my country
When you realise MatPat can keep your attention longer with different ways to cook a turkey than any of your teachers ever could
Mat can u be my tutor!!! It would be like a tutor patreon where u compare stem and core classes but we all get mini theory too!
That is sadly true
I'm vegetarian, I find this diguisting still watching it.
BURN like the teacher's turkey
@@amongussus4 Yes me too
Matpat, excited: "We have two turkeys this year"
Steph: " And they're both a business expense!"
Matpat, even more excited: "YESSS!"
I love this channel so much.
I think matpat just wanna eat the cleavage :) if ya know what im sayin
I alos love Food Theory. But it's actually the people behind the channel who I like the most :)
Its just so wholesome
Tried spatchcock for my first (Canadian) Thanksgiving turkey this year and my family said it was perfect and theyre going to do it like that from now on!!! Took roughly 2 hours for 13 Ibs
Game theory: theories
Film theory: plot fixing and filling
Food theory: scientific tests
I Love this comment!!! But does that mean films and games aren't theorys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@kbye2321 Ok. I just like the theroyists.
@@andrewp8549 Don't listen to him boah
Nah games and films (occasionally) are theories but food theory is the whole scientific method
The perfect trio
Alternative title: "How to perform CPR on a turkey, whose goose is cooked."
You know you're an adult when the one thing that makes your day is getting to write off your favorite meal as a business expense
I couldn’t convince my mom to let us spatchcock the Turkey last year, but over this past year I’ve spatchcocked multiple chicken to show her the benefits of it and now we’re doing it this year.
"I'm not much of a skin guy."
MatPat the serial killer explaining why his victims come peeled like bananas.
i am not agreeing to terms and service anymore
What the...
He also stated that he didn't really like dark meat
Hahaha
Plus he won’t have to worry about if the skin comes out soggy lol
This is the only way to cook a bird from now on. Cooked my Thanksgiving turkey like this this year and just cooked two cornish hens for Christmas dinner with this method. Video changed my life. Thanks man.
Glad to know your love for this method.
Also spine can be used to make stock that freeze well in fridge, roasted or not.
Same here. This was my first Thanksgiving cooking so it definitely was a pleasant help
I’m not the only person who likes Cornish hens? They’re the BEST!
@@tuddthetotodile5448 same love em
Yeah I'm either doing this or whole smoking from now on. I wonder if you could spatchcock-smoke.. I don't see why not 🤔 No more whole baking/roasting!
I love how Stephanie makes everything and matpat's like: hm yummy turkey
yummy turkey yes
Yes
Steph: this isn’t rigged at all
Mat: they don’t care
A man of the people
"both of them are a business expense"
that is why this channel exists
Yes...."Buisinesssss"
I was a business man, doing business
Friendly reminder: get to defrosting your turkey this Sunday.
That's very friendly of you, Serve Turkey. Thank you :)
Thank you, Master Turkey
Thank you kind turkey
Oof I forgot to feed mine
Wait why Sunday?
Someone's tell Stephanie to stop flirting with the turkey she's a married woman
lmao
😂😂😂
No she's a hungry woman
Yeah she is cheating with matpat
@@hanzadriannervez6584 yup
Two years later and I’m hoping they kept to the data that they found and did a spatchcock this year and didn’t just go back to tradition because trying something new can make your life so much better.
Happy Thanksgiving to whoever sees this, talk to anyone you care about, tell them what you love about them and I hope you can finish this year on a happy note with 2 wonderful holidays.
No one:
The most wholesome thing I’ve seen today:
*”Turkey makes me to happy”*
“It’s Sufficiently dead”
Just what you want to hear during CPR
Task failed successfully
Hahahe
Mission passed
+Respect
@@lucagrindean8741 ruclips.net/video/tfOQfUjzZeQ/видео.html
@@Stonecargo21 m.ruclips.net/video/a8c5wmeOL9o/видео.html
Mat and Steph just TALKING to each other or even being in the same vicinity is just a recipe for absolute cuteness, I love it when Mat and Steph do a video together, they look so happy~, and are having so much fun!
they really have a great dynamic
@@nowhytho6535 THEY DO! X3
They are soo cute together
@Bestyyy there actually married
I made it have 666 likes
Cooked my first turkey when I was 25. It was actually pretty easy. Even used the juices to make a gravy for it that tasted divine! The turkey was moist, seasoned perfectly, and was overall a fun cooking experience
Yea its only hard if you cant follow instructions. Its really kinda troubling to think of how many people seem to think cooking is hard. Its not. If you actually try and are capable of following simple instructions. Be thankful that youre one of the few modern people who can follow simple instructions. We're a dying breed.
Traditional Turkey :
Steph : "oh my God it's so good"
Mat : *happiness noise*
Spatchcock :
*The winner has been decided*
I love your profile picture.
@@KyrstOak *are you sure*
@@oolexer Why would I not be sure about feeling positively towards someone's profile picture?
@@KyrstOak *because*
@@KyrstOakScp
1) That cat is so good in front of camera
2) God bless the broken 2020 road that led me straight to Spatchcock
3) That extra life lesson of CPR technique was much appreciated
Can we just have a dedicated part of this channel just being matpat trying with steph new types of cooking methods and recipes?
I support this idea 🙋♀️
this should be the case and this comment does not have enough likes
it is strange
perhaps
he is using a theory to keep us up
FoodTheory(FT) Live
Wholesome idea
I love this episode. A lot of content creators act kitchen illiterate for a reaction, but you guys put effort into finding answering questions. Respect
**does CPR**
"I think we did it, I think he's sufficiently dead."
I think that's healthy... It's not breathing
I was just thinking of this on a human. Paramedic pulls up. Cuts off the head. Rips out the spine. Cuts down the neckbone. Administers CPR.
"Well, guys, we did our best, but he just didn't make it."
@@TheKrazyguy75 username checks out
@@TheKrazyguy75 and then the patient walks out of the room.
Or imagine if that worked.
@@Speed001 or the patient suddenly get cooked (how idk magic) then they have a feast eating the patient
If anyone was confused why Matt brought up CPR with the ribs, when you perform CPR you have a high chance if cracking ribs when you perform CPR as you try to force the ribcage to compress and expand with an outside force.
And that's why you shouldn't do CPR without a certification, even if you know how to do it, because if someone's ribs get cracked you could get sued (either because the person you saved is an asshole or because they can't afford their medical bills)
@@somedragonbastard Is that actually the case in the States?
@@glittery_cucumber yep. You can be liable for injuries incurred in the process
@@somedragonbastard isn't there a good samaritan law that specifically protects you from these kind of things?
@@pigpiggig I'm not sure
Imagine Mat checks the airways and just hears a faint "I always come back"
but *that's* pizza simulator, not turkey simulator ;)
@@moondough_ Yes Exactly
Hoooooo
HA!
Latest FNAF game theory reference
Let me out
Having deep fried turkey is also amazing. Smoked turkey is good. Having a turkey that is smoked for 3/4 of the cooking and finished in the deep fryer was probably the best turkey I've ever had. The only time that my family ever went to get another turkey to cook.
Honestly haven't had an oven baked turkey in over 15 years, but I'm interested in trying this out, now.
“Name a more iconic duo than thanksgiving and turkey?”
Matpat and fnaf related trauma. Beat that.
no man's sky, and underdog stories
pewdiepie and that one bridge
Matpat and slowly losing his sanity
Goku and vegeta.
He said on Thanks Giveing. Not just a better duo.
Editor: Lady just CUT THE DANG TURKEY
everyone during their thanksgiving: *YES*
DO A VID ON DASONI
Henry stickman
Yeah
Hahaha
YES
Thank you MatPat, thank you for remembering us Canadians who have the weird tradition of having Thanksgiving in October.
It’s not weird. The majority of our country has a shorter harvesting period bc it gets colder so that’s when we celebrate the end of harvest lol
True lol 😂
the US's used to be as well, i want to say they changed it in the 30s/40s for some reason or another
It's not weirder than Brazil's. Our turkey feast in in christimas.
@@tonhaogamergranudo In North America we tend to have turkey at Christmas time as well, as for why, I do not know.
This literally saved my thanksgiving. Thank you Matt Pat
I wonder if that stock photo guy knows that he's such a commonly used character in the theory universe.
I wonder
We should finally give him a name
@@nataliefarag8142 He looks like he could be a Dave. Or Jeff?
@@Scars1023 David or Johnathan
His
Name
Is
Brad
0:39 MatPat: "thanksgiving and turkey name a more iconic duo i'll wait."
Me: You and diet coke.
Lmao true
Lol tru
not anymore
@@rebordinance oh yeah, still funny tho
@@rebordinance friendship ended with cola, new one with harris teeter diet cola
me, a cooking-tube addict: "He's gonna talk about spatchcocking"..
Nailed it.
I only know this word exists from American Dad
So many years of Food Network has blessed me with a lot of strange knowledge that I don't need due to my lack of cooking other than box meals
Imagine Nigella Lawson saying it. No, my Google-fu is too weak.
He called us a Turkey 3:21
Stop bragging!
Love that food theory gives us more of Mat and Steph together, it's so nice seeing these two laugh with each other and enjoy being in each others company as they progress with the theory of the video. Love this channel.
Turkey off the Bone is best bird.
Yes
True....
Emu.
Turkey is just dry chicken
@@detectiveham5882 lol
“I think he’s sufficiently dead”
Something about that doesn’t seem right.
@Harry Mough I don't think you understand, I was referencing something they said in the video.
As opposed to the ones that could be revived and turned into undead turkey, it's a pain to catch it, especially if you buttered it, or I suppose if you wined it should be too drunk to get far XD
@@thequad8945 ?
666th like...
....................
"just get inside the turkey"
my brain: *TURPATTEN*
What does that mean :)
@@BrotherTheory well imagine matpat inside a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey
@@Cburst Oooh, very ..... interesting! I love your comment, C. burst :)
@@BrotherTheory :))
@@Cburst interesting, I like it.
I'm glad this popped up on my RUclips before Thanksgiving this year of 2021 I'm gonna try it out. I have only cooked a turkey once and though it wasn't terrible I hated the whole let's cook this bird for 3-5 hours. 2.5 hours is definitely much better and just makes getting the whole meal done so quicker.
Me: Not even an American, I don’t celebrate Thanksgiving
Also me: Oooh turkey
Turkey is a really taisty bird
🇹🇷
@@peet-janissen5838 chicken is the best
Haha same
we have turkey on new years and man, it's so fucking good
As a non-american I feel concerned at the fact that a 'Turducken' exists.
I’m American and I’m concerned that a Turducken exists. o_o
Most people in the US are too
I'm an American and I honestly don't know how to feel about the turducken
@Serphent Lesson #1 of the US: if it's concerning, it's both real and a joke >.>
As an American I’m concerned too
I showed this video to my parents and they both asked about MatPat’s “Michael Jackson jacket”
🎶Cause this is Thrilleeerrr,
Thriller night🎶
did they try it?
Dhruv Bhojaraj The turkey thing?
We actually didn’t have a turkey that thanksgiving, we just had a chicken that wasnt even that good
we dont even do thanksgiving sad times
🎶He He🎶
Steph and Matt together on one frame makes me happy
10:17--"Ok, I think we did it. I think he's sufficiently dead."
Ok, good, excellent, Stephanie. I, too, remember my CPR trainer telling me that I should always remember why CPR is important in the first place: to ensure that the person in question is, as you put it, "sufficiently dead", killing them myself if need be with practiced and proper CPR technique.
I know, so many people only barely crack the ribs, proper technique requires you make sure at LEAST one rib punctures a lung and/or the heart.
Don't forget every single bone in the chest cavity.
Can confirm I took a cpr class like 2 years back and ensuring they stayed down was the main objective
@@somedragonbastard lol
@@somedragonbastard
Sadly, odds are that they’ll stay down anyway.
At least… if they don’t have a pulse and *you don’t have a defibrillator.*
“We put the spatchcocked turkey in a *second oven* ” humble flex much
I went looking for this when he said it lol
Mark is a man with 5 ovens.
I have a twin wall oven setup. The ovens are each smaller than a range type oven, but you can cook things at different temperatures at the same time. Or for Thanksgiving, you can cook side dishes in one oven while the turkey cooks in the other. The double wall oven isn’t very expensive. We only use the one oven most of the year. Nice to have the oven at eye level too.
@@stephen3164 I must ask my husband if we can get double ovens when we buy a house now.
The whole kitchen is a humble flex. But they earned it.
Next year: deep-fried turkey v. Spatchcocked turkey
sous-vide is by far the best preparation. separate the turkey into all its pieces raw. cook for 4 hrs in a water bath (not active). put the pieces on a cooling rack in the fridge (this can be cooked in advance). deep fry to reheat and crisp skin at dinner time. Being able to cook the turkey the day before or in the morning when you arent having to do other things is really nice.
Deep fried spatchcocked turkey? 🤔
'Murica Vs a little bit less 'Murica
Deep frying a whole bird is the worst idea ever. IDK why people do it. it's the reason turkey gets a bad rep and why when you talk to 10 people, at least 7 of them will say they prefer ham because turkey is dry...
@@stinkpie HmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
For next year, perhaps try wrapping the turkey in aluminum foil as that's what my family has been doing for years, and it allows for the picturesque turkey presentation while being much faster at 2 hours so I'd consider it as a medium option between straight roasting it, and and butterflying the bird
*gets demonitized*
MatPat:Why?
Peta: “let’s carve this puppy up
@@veryhot2279 not very cool
@@smeggiamagarwine bruh he got rid of the comment lol
@@smeggiamagarwine it was something about converting pdf to word without software
Oh yeah that dude has bot accounts and he literally posts those reply instantly he also from what I've seen those that only on this channel
I love how Stephanie is actually putting anger into her words when she says she’s wasting time and MatPat is just enjoying the turkey.
Steph: breaks the turkey's bone
Special effects: YAYYYYY
I thought it was gonna splatter up into her face!
I wish I was the turkey 😍🤕
@@Jellysfrickingstuff wait what?!?
@@Jellysfrickingstuff oh my gawd
Today is the day before Thanksgiving 2021 and my fiance and I decided to Spatchcock our turkey tomorrow after I showed her this video at the end of last year. Watched it again to reacquaint myself. Thanks again for doing this one MatPat
Can we acknowledge the editors. They are clearly amazing and do a ton of work. And they put their own humour in sometimes.
Matpat saying 'Turkey makes me so happy' is the cutest thing ever
That's so cute and heartwarming. I completly agree with you, Phoemela :)
*STEPH* = critiquing like gordon ramsey
*MATT* = turkey durged
Turkey makes him happy❤️
Speaking of Ramsey, watch his holiday turkey video to learn the RIGHT way to cook a traditional turkey. There is no comparison. I've made it 5 times and about to do it again. It's way easier than how these two did it as well. I dunno why they made a video about how difficult making a turkey is, cause it really isn't.
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Since watching this video, which was so much fun to watch, more than once too! My mother and I have been cooking our Turkey like this for every occasion we make one for, so delicious and simple. Thank you and the team so much!
Might I just say that Steph and Matt are just the cutest together? Because they really are.
Best RUclips couple :)
U sus
People who don’t celebrate thanksgiving:
“Thank you I guess”
Me, who never eat an turkey
Interesting
I don't celebrate thanksgiving but turkey is very much thing in Christmas dinner, well at least here in the UK
@@DanielTorres-xc6yt yeah I live In uk it’s usually turkey or some other bird
Me a vegetarian who has never celebrated thanksgiving: the more you know
We eat one for Christmas
"I like turkey. Turkey makes me so happy."
Agreed Matpat, that's just me with all the Theorist Channels
I'm rewatching this at 2x speed cause I just want to see the recipe, but I can't skip over the setup/thesis. MatPat, please keep doing what you're doing!
Me, who has never had a turkey in my life: ITS A HUUUUUUGE CHICKEN
It makes you sleepy!
It's a huge chicken that tastes gamey and makes you sleepy lol, love me a good fatbird
That's got to be the ugliest fish I've ever seen.
@@Kartoffelkamm Go look at a live one lol
But
“Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people” -Saemus Gorman
Not wrong, but... I love the food.
😂 that’s hilarious
i love that line so much
r/technicallythetruth
You watch Saemus TOo!?!?
The fact that they named the turkey “Sherman” has me dying, I love them so much
9:35 i hate internet relationships it makes me mad with this fake stuff BUT yall make me melt. Makes me wanna do better in my relationship. So funny and cool. You guys a real.
“Name a more iconic duo than Thanksgiving and Turkey”
MATPAT and Diet Coke
I don’t take no L’s
Edit: HOLY CRAP SO MANY LIKES
Matpat and Steph
Batman and Robin
Ok thats try but it's still tea and crumpets
Diet coke hasn't sponsored MatPat yet, they aren't a duo until that happens...
@@RustBoyAmateur l'manberg
Omg, Stephanie is such a lucky woman...
She gets to have TWO ovens.
I want 2 ovens. hMpH
I KNOW A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS
Nah, lucky would be having a combi oven
@@TheMultiGamerOfficial I think he moved since then, he no have 5 ovens no more ಥ‿ಥ
minecraft players: *pathetic*
This is how my mom has always cooked her turkey, and how she taught me to cook a turkey. It's such a time saver!
I made my very first turkey this year, I'm 36 so I figured it's finally time to adult the f up. I was curious to see if I should have done it differently- and was DELIGHTED to see that y'all did it the way I decided to do it! Mom and I both made turkeys together this year and she was so angry that mine was better, LOL
I have to give credit to Babish though for giving me the idea, but I am really happy to see the food theorists agree that I did it right from the get go
Mat looking like a kid in a candy store when he has two turkeys for thanksgiving is a *MOOD*
Commenting “spatchcock” just to see if RUclips flags it 🤣
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what is spatchcock
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@@lobster9059 watch the vid
nevermind got to that part in the vid
We find out the reason they really started food theory: tax deducting all their food
its a good play
I just wanted to thank y'all for making this video. I've been returning to it every year since it came out cause it's such a great tutorial. Definitely has helped me up my turkey game!
MatPat: "Check his pulse"
MatPat's Hand: I am not touching that thing.
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Matpat and Asking the viewer questions without actually waiting for answers is a much more iconic pairing than Turkey to Thanksgiving.
Friendship ended with Sherman, now Spatchcock is my best friend
That sentence is .... interesting :)
I don't have any friends
Why didn’t they name it Norman or Rockwell after the artist?
@@Traffic_Cone_Man We are now your friends ")
Read this before watching and was like what, re-read this after watching and now I'm like same.
14:08 THE 3D BIRD😂😂😂😂😂best thing i ever heard this year
lol I was just about to comment on that
@@Cherri_Pop im actually glad they retired cuz i dunno bout ya but i think they were ABSOLUTELY losin it😂
I love how the Cat is keeping an eye on how you are cooking it. Boss level.
Imagine if the turkey came back to life when stephany did the CPR
Thats impossible because it's headless but that would be hilarious
ITS ALIVE!!!!!
ITS ALIVE!!!!!
College humor and cyanide and happiness would like to know your location
*spatchcock tries too make a noice but it doesn't work
Matpat : created food theory to get 2 turkeys on Thanksgiving
Stephanie : joined food theory , to get two turkey necks 😂
My first time hosting thanksgiving I was wrecked with anxiety cause it seemed so hard but my mom helped and I realized, it’s not hard to cook, it’s hard to get all the good time right.