I said, "Hey Siri, tell me a story." Siri said, "This is the story of Hansel and Gretel, who were gathering firewood in the Enchanted Forest one day, when they came upon a Gingerbread house. It had chocolate bars for roof tiles and the trim was made out of that rubbery stuff on wedding cakes that nobody seems to like. Suddenly an old lady burst from the door. "Oh no! A wicked witch," Hansel cried out. "She's going to eat us!" Sobbed Gretel. "Eat you?" Said the lady. "Um... yuck? I literally live in a house made of candy. In fact, I was just going to offer you a delicious slice of marzipan mailbox." "Really?" Asked Hansel.
😔🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎼🎼🎼🎼😔kkkkkkk is a good thing to be a good fit for the most important 👏🙌👌👍💪✨in a little more expensive to use in a little bit more about what I am doing and how I can make 😀
Dangmattsmith: I don't know what a flurry is siri you can't use words I don't know. Me: Wait a minute... you haven't been to Mc Donalds in your whole damn frigging life?
Siri has uncle jokes oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
YES CATSSTSTSTTSTSTSTSTSTSTTSTSTSTSTSTTTSTSTSTS CATSTSTSTSTSTTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTS I LUV CATS I HAVE THREE AT HOME CATSTATTATATSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTTSS
About 36 times per 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds
I asked Siri how old she was and she said: I was an assistant on October 4th, 2011 Siri is 9 years old WAIT WTF... Edit: thanks for 30 likes that’s the most likes I’ve ever had
When is your birthday I really hope you have a good day well have a good day well I guess you can call my phone I don’t know his phone number but I guess
This has nothing to do with anything, but when he said your mom it reminded me when the election was happening, and whenever someone asked my dad who he was voting for he would say your mom 😂
Dangmattsmith makes everyone's quarantine better 💞
Yeah
Yup
No one’s gonna like mine😢😢😢
I asked Siri do u wanna build a snowman and she said Olaf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹
She said that to me too
XD
Lol
LOL she said that too
Nejad Dlamini omg my said that too
Nobody:
DangMattSmith makes everyone’s day a whole lot better
Eh overused
Me too
It’s true
Cool
True
I said, "Hey Siri, tell me a story."
Siri said,
"This is the story of Hansel and Gretel, who
were gathering firewood in the Enchanted
Forest one day, when they came upon a
Gingerbread house. It had chocolate bars for
roof tiles and the trim was made out of that
rubbery stuff on wedding cakes that
nobody seems to like.
Suddenly an old lady burst from the
door. "Oh no! A wicked witch," Hansel
cried out. "She's going to eat us!"
Sobbed Gretel. "Eat you?" Said the lady.
"Um... yuck? I literally live in a house
made of candy. In fact, I was just going
to offer you a delicious slice of marzipan
mailbox." "Really?" Asked Hansel.
Sameeeee😂
Same dude 😅
I mean same sorry that was my sister I’m sorry about that 😭
I’m 27
bruh shutup
9:14 I laughed so hard when you throwed the phone
Karim Benkobb he din,t
Hi
threw
*Threw not throwed
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Siri jokes are just like my bad paper joke
It was tearable
the hole joke make me laugh so hard
5:56
My subtitles said "Falling out of Europe Black peeps" 😂🤣
Man this guy is what they call "birth of legend"🤣. Nice one man
What's up with that chair tho
Oh yea just realised that
"you cant say that to siri. *when you dont have a siri"*
-me 2020
Lol
Hahaha
Lololollolollollll
Lol xD !!!
I have Google, but I'll have Siri here shortly. Getting a new phone
Me: *asks Siri if I’m fat*
Siri: Just a moment.
Stop ✋ Don’t say that to yourself
Haha
Unfortunately, she said yeah lol
She said it cuz you had bad connection
It sad I can’t really say
Who else's Siri went off when Matt said "Hey Siri" 😂
😔🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎼🎼🎼🎼😔kkkkkkk is a good thing to be a good fit for the most important 👏🙌👌👍💪✨in a little more expensive to use in a little bit more about what I am doing and how I can make 😀
T and I will get the money back for a
Try 0÷0 the outcome is hilarious. Had me laughing for a long time.😂
I tried that, but Siri roasted me. lol :(
He already did. It's in the other videos
Yea
He already did that in a video
He said doo doo and then crap
When dangmattsmith gets mad at Siri I start to laugh
Same 😂
Same
Same
Same😆
Same lol
Nobody:
Dangmattshith making everybody’s quarantine better
XR
Ikr
Nobody yes 😂😂😂😂😂LoL
Asked her to be a baby
I love these videos some much 😂😂
We are going to try this out and get a good deal on this one time and we can go
5:12
I died laughing for atleast four hours at that
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
0:17 I thought Matt literally Yeeted his phone
*IM CRYING*
Lol
yes he did
Nah it was just Siri’s plasma orb or what ever
3:40 i laugh so hard😂😆
5:30: Matt will rage in 3………….., 2……….., 1………….,
😂
Dangmattsmith it worked when you said “hey siri” Siri replied “ good evening” 😃😃😃😃
Ya
Me too
My say Yes?
I know you not anymore hey Siri you were that dude who plays Barry drive
Anime_lover_maddy is ur name LoL
My phone went off when u said “Hey Siri”
Same XD
mines didnt yall idiots
@@gamingwithtev3423 bruh rude...
SunnySide OMG MY SIS PHONE WENT OFF RANDOMLY WHEN NO ONE SAID ANYTHING
SunnySide wat the heck/wats????
“Ok, what is your mother’s name?”
“Sarah Kaynee.”
Weird😂
My girlfriend is my mom
Haha wtf lol
That is funny
Regan H 😂
Hi
I usually watch DangMattSmith whenever I’m scared of siren head
Me: Hey siri Am i a banana?
Siri: yes
Everyone: OHHHHHHH
.-.
😂😂😂
Enzzo,XD Junio ;-:
peachymoon ! Your videos are so funny what rhymes with funny funny looks pretty funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:11 i couldnt stop laughing
The jokes are funny but you know what's better HIS REACTION TO THE JOKES 🤣🤣
I said "Hey Siri, blue pill or red pill?"
Siri: *Gives me a response loaded with references to the movie The Matrix*
Me: 😑😑
Everyday he posts
GET THAT OUTTA HERE!!
This is how many times he
says get that outta here
|
V
U better stop begging for likes
I’m serious
Like beggar
*dislikes comment*
this how much beg for likes like This is so stupid
3:46 lol😂😂😂
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Matt: Makes a remix to the Russian word for explore
10:07 This was so funyn i chocked on my milk tea 😂
Dangmattsmith: “SAY IT AGAIN SIRI”
Siri:*
Dangmattsmith:*throws Siri across the room* 😂
Lol
*Lol*
Lol
Mia Lei f
Mfg
yes please matt get siri out of here she always pops up when i don’t need her
and she’s NEVER there when i need her
Agree
Matt : Siri is not funny
Me: dying from laughing
YAAAAH ghost jokes! My fav joke from siri: Why do ghost love eating healthy food so much? Because its Super-Natural! GHOST JOKES!!! :D
Ask Siri “do you have eyes” it’s funny
I have no Siri
Aiden Diczhazy wut
I asked Google, and she said "If I had eyes, I'd want them to be googly 👀"
Has anyone else noticed that he's going crazy he's talking to a robot
Okay
No siri is a girl
U I d i o i t | i t s | a | w o m a n | b e h i n d e | I t
Me: "Hey siri"
Siri: "How can I help you"
Me: "... UMMM... "
Siri: " 'Umm' isn't a word."
Me: "Are you my mom?!?!"
Siri never says that you just made that up on the spot you’re just trying to make it funny but other people you Siri it’s not just you
Dang mat smith your car seat is on the way back home from me lol 😂
me:bored
dangmattsmith: Get that outa Here!
mee too
Use code rifty
brudaaaaa
Am I the only one who found the dad jokes from siri oddly funny?😂
NO, your not the ONLY one 3:40
What is this
Because you're a dad
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉😂🎉🎉😂🎉😂🎉😂🎉😂🎉🎉😂🎉😂😂😢😂🎉😂😂🎉😂😂
Ask siri: Is elmo demon?
If she says something like no try saying this:
Siri, Elmo is your sleep paralysis demon.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ik
He’s not a demon. But I am
*Siri is the demon here*
the do you want to build a snowman was so funny
9:50 got me laughin like a beetle
Ahhaahahahahah
Dangmattsmith: I don't know what a flurry is siri you can't use words I don't know.
Me: Wait a minute... you haven't been to Mc Donalds in your whole damn frigging life?
😂😂
My friend never had Taco Bell
Dont ask do you want to build a snowman in the new ios version. In the last update it actually says lets go out and play
It didnt on the ipad LOL
FREDY STOP
@@robertrevia3809 *CRINGE ROLEPLAYER STOP*
Siri has uncle jokes oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
when i said “ hey siri make me laugh”she said “My mom was a doctor my dad was come to get a x ray”then she said “i wonder what she saw in him”😆😆😆🤣🤣
Mum
I got I don’t tell dad jokes 😢
4:09 OMG 50 cent song LOL do you guys know that song?
hm
No
Yes lol
I love the bee and Nursery joke. I was laughing hard.
Me: 😂😂 Siri: I do not understand… Me: 😑 Matt: 😐 Me: 😂😂😂😂
I was laughing so hard That I really passed out
Me:Siri u r adopted
Siri: shuts down*
Solo-karma omg you like Gacha life
Julian
Solo-karma
Addison people that comment or repliled name's are here
Addison Burleson yea
Me: hey Siri I like cortina better than you
Siri: oh yeah
Me:Oh yes I do in fact I do
Siri: *closes herself*
WoOoW
.:v:bb..vi mbv no rr dazs
Matt:Are You A Pimp 😏
(Pimp Music Playing In The Background And Stars To Playing Sad Music)
Matt:No I Am Not I Am Not Yeah........Not Anymore
3:38
Me: *has an Alexa then asks everything dang Matt Smith says then Alexa says I give up 🥵*
Me: *sees how many likes I got on the first comment then says OMG NO WAY because normally I get 4 likes*
Hey siri: beatbox
Siri: boots and cats
Dina Galal Ali Ahmed lolllll!,
Normal people: doing something productive or watching tv
Me: Putting glue on my hands (on purpose) and peeling it off
3:38 I STARTED WHEZZING 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😶
i laugh so hard when the video started he was smiling then he got like a sad face lol
Same
This is so funny
@@thabitkarriem3630 did you like your own comments
Hey siri: Are you a simp for alexa
Mk you do you, you do youuuu
Oooooooooooooo!!!
Honesty I don’t know what’s a simp?
I found this on the web
Me: do aliens existed
Siri: maybe u should ask ur parents
Existed?
Exist* and add a question mark.💅🏿
Classic ”GET THAT OUTTA HERE”
9:24-"THIS AIN'T 'PETER PAN'. WHO'RE YOU, TINKER BELL?"
Cracks me up and got me laughing so hard😂😂😂😂
Me to
Same 😂
oh yeah that "whats your weight" question made me laugh at everything she said #hahahahaha
Dangmattsmith
same
When he said hey siri tell me a joke Siri thought I was talking to her
Me: laughs at Siri’s joke
Him: and you guys thought that I had dead jokes
Me: huh- yeah yeah yeah ahah-
Boy you need to talk to Freddy
Omg Matt your so funny lol I am fr laughing at this video my family probably heard me
Say “hey Siri, are you a pimple.”
me: HEY SERI, IS ALEXA BETTER THAN YOU?
SIRI: NO, ALEXA IS A WASTE OF TIME😂🤣😂
team Monster ok
Lol
I was watching this on my phone and Siri though u were talking to my Siri every time u said hey Siri lol
These videos keep setting off my Siri 🤣
3:40 killed me
3:40 Same
Siri jokes are not funny but Matt’s reaction makes me laugh
tureee but the siri jokes are funny to
At the beginning, I liked his face after siri said, 'I could not say.'
3:40 im laughing at the music ur videos so funny 😂😂😂😂
Tell her "beatbox" and have fun with what she says.
Thats old
YES CATSSTSTSTTSTSTSTSTSTSTTSTSTSTSTSTTTSTSTSTS CATSTSTSTSTSTTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTS I LUV CATS I HAVE THREE AT HOME CATSTATTATATSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTTSS
Boots and cat 🐱 🥾
Wow
Ok
Matt within 1 second: HEYY SIRIII, HOW-
Who else tried to say all these to siri
after watching the video? 😂
(As a vlogger, thanks for inspiring me to upload videos Matt!)
Me
LilShway me
U said the same thing with Azzys channel
Me
Say to Siri “I am your father” it’s funny 😆
This is how many times Matt says GET THAT OUTTA HERE
👇🏻
About 7
Lol
About 36 times per 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds
Beggar
Pizza- Chan like beggar
I love these Siri videos you should do more of them
When Matt said ‘Hey Siri how tall are you?’ The Siri on MY phone actually answered it and also said ‘long story short, I don’t have a body’ ...
Ha ha ha ha ha 😸😸😸😸😹😹😚😄
When I said in Siri do you wanna build a snowman she said Olaf?
Me: Siri is Alexa better than you,
Siri: That’s like comparing apples and... not apples
Is it just me or dang Matt Smith background remind you of Siri
Yea
I thought I was the only one glad I am not
@@andresoldboi9213 yasssss
It does like its siri's backround
yeah me to
I asked Siri how old she was and she said:
I was an assistant on October 4th, 2011
Siri is 9 years old
WAIT WTF...
Edit: thanks for 30 likes that’s the most likes I’ve ever had
Lol she younger than me I'm 16 it was my bday yesterday
@@jennat942 happened brith day
Walter 29
WAT
Mr Oof I’m 7
When dangmattsmith threw Siri across the room I was sounding like a dog that needed therapy
the one that said make me laugh dangmattsmith made me laugh insted
Hey
When is your birthday I really hope you have a good day well have a good day well I guess you can call my phone I don’t know his phone number but I guess
It literally went off when you said hey Siri 😂😂😂😱😱😱
Studio688 I
I absolutely LOVE this one
U still whachen the video
salahedin salahedin dame but I still love it
Duh
Duh
yea me to
Omg yes sis and pet free home mom iz sick
When dangmattsmitt gets mad at siri I start to laugh
Matt:asks siri are you a pimp
Me:*silence*
3:40
When you tell Siri a joke, it was pretty funny.
This has nothing to do with anything, but when he said your mom it reminded me when the election was happening, and whenever someone asked my dad who he was voting for he would say your mom 😂
When you said hey Siri it actually went off😂😂😂😂😮
Me: hey siri will you go on a date with me?
Siri: no. let me know if theres any thing else i can help with
Hey tell siri "I I'm dying you dying with me ain't no choice!" Please 😢
@Nani Harper *"I'm not sure I understand"*
Lol that's what she'd say
She said it seems that talking with some one might help then referred me to lifeline Australia
PICOOO YES!!!
@@robertrevia3809 Uhm
ME:Asks Siri if i am ugly
Siri: *Just a moment.*
Lmaoo same😂
Ikr
I laugh sooooo hard when he said are a pimp??