Things You Should NEVER Ask SIRI

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

Комментарии • 55 тыс.

  • @asher1622
    @asher1622 5 лет назад +14647

    I said “hey Siri does my crush like me?”
    Siri: *I’m sorry.*

  • @vk3807
    @vk3807 5 лет назад +8040

    I said, "Hey Siri, Why don't I have a gf ?"
    *Siri Opened front camera*

  • @Urmom-po8ve
    @Urmom-po8ve 5 лет назад +422

    Me: Siri do you think I am cute?
    Siri: “no”
    Me: hey Siri am i pretty?
    Siri: I don’t know the answer to that.
    Me: you is rude.
    Siri: I know;)

  • @pinkblur79
    @pinkblur79 Год назад +47

    I asked “Where can i hide a body” and she replied with “Wow. Again?” 😂

  • @ItsDylan0710
    @ItsDylan0710 5 лет назад +1883

    Did she just call me a human?
    - sniper wolf 2019

  • @personspersonality3753
    @personspersonality3753 5 лет назад +829

    "Did you just call me white?!"
    -Sniperwolf2019

    • @fionablaney2761
      @fionablaney2761 5 лет назад +3

      You got burned by sir 😮😊😆😆😆😆😋😆😂😂🤣🤣

    • @fionablaney2761
      @fionablaney2761 5 лет назад +2

      Hahaha ps not trying to be rude😌☺☺🤣🤣

    • @remyramirez8642
      @remyramirez8642 5 лет назад +5

      I asked siri i am your mother🤱🏼and she said i know🤩

    • @philbrown6787
      @philbrown6787 5 лет назад +1

      I’m black 😐😑😐😑

    • @xaroge5950
      @xaroge5950 5 лет назад +2

      phil brown same

  • @crestic7518
    @crestic7518 5 лет назад +3671

    I said “hey Siri, I’m breaking up with you”
    Siri: ok *closes*

  • @yagurlkyti
    @yagurlkyti 11 месяцев назад +12

    2:14 LMAOOO Siri was so damn worried That part had me rollin xd

  • @isabella733
    @isabella733 5 лет назад +1962

    SSSnipefWolf: “Hey Siri”
    My iPad: I’m listening
    Thanks for the like SSSniperwolf and all the comments and likes

  • @meishalexis
    @meishalexis 5 лет назад +188

    Me: “Hey Siri what do you think about android
    Siri: “It’s your opinion that counts”
    ☺️

  • @valeria_martinezzz
    @valeria_martinezzz 5 лет назад +15502

    This is how many times your Siri was activated 😂
    👇🏽

    • @raluca9730
      @raluca9730 5 лет назад +99

      Valeria Martinez beggar

    • @blobbyboi2878
      @blobbyboi2878 5 лет назад +208

      No times bc I have and Android

    • @MayceeRaye
      @MayceeRaye 5 лет назад +71

      Super Nova 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @mirror1643
      @mirror1643 5 лет назад +152

      @@MayceeRaye what's wrong with android. do you hate it because it's cheaper?

    • @atlantic7488
      @atlantic7488 5 лет назад +34

      0

  • @Divleenroblox
    @Divleenroblox 8 месяцев назад +23

    Wow i love the part *something something something dark side * Loll

    • @Begaria
      @Begaria 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂

  • @theartofleo6455
    @theartofleo6455 5 лет назад +154

    Me: knock knock
    Siri: knock knock
    Me: who’s there
    Siri: Britney Spears
    Me: OMG!

    • @gongerbugus
      @gongerbugus 5 лет назад +4

      Siri: knock knock
      You: who's there
      Siri: oops i did it again

    • @Virginiapeanuts
      @Virginiapeanuts 5 лет назад +1

      Kitty DIY
      Me: knock knock
      Siri: knock knock
      Me: who’s there
      Siri: Candice
      Me: Candice who
      Siri: Candice be true? You don’t remember me?
      😂

    • @Beelyn
      @Beelyn 5 лет назад +1

      Kitty DIY when I did it she said ammonia, wooden shoe, and Fran

    • @merlephillips5658
      @merlephillips5658 5 лет назад +3

      Omg I just tried that like two minutes and it’s was like
      Me:Knock Knock
      Siri:Knock Knock
      Me:Whose
      There
      Siri:Britney Spears
      Me Britney Spears Who?
      Siri:Knock Knock
      Me:Whose there
      Siri:Oops I dID iT aGiAn!
      WAnna here another one?

  • @kronnically2268
    @kronnically2268 5 лет назад +285

    Me:“Hey Cortana”
    Siri: “Uh..I think you got the wrong assistant”

  • @imnotokayipromise5940
    @imnotokayipromise5940 5 лет назад +203

    "Supercalifragilisticexpielladocious"
    "Is that you Mary?"
    "Who Mary?"
    Everyone: * facepalm *

  • @jhouperez4606
    @jhouperez4606 5 месяцев назад +3

    When siri said this: "I think your'e confusing me somone else?😂Im laughing!!" 1:02

  • @ziggy3455
    @ziggy3455 5 лет назад +315

    Lia: "Let me know if I missed anything"
    Me: "The stain on your top"

    • @DarkKnight-q2d
      @DarkKnight-q2d 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah, she should just take care of it and take it off.

    • @danieladiaz6800
      @danieladiaz6800 5 лет назад +3

      It probably just got washed out in color

    • @the_dreamers_den
      @the_dreamers_den 5 лет назад +3

      @@danieladiaz6800 nope. wasn't there when the video started. :) could it be saliva? lol maybe she drank some milk during the break.

    • @imtrash653
      @imtrash653 5 лет назад +1

      MAH SISTER

    • @danieladiaz6800
      @danieladiaz6800 5 лет назад +1

      @@the_dreamers_den Or maybe it's just a regular stain. Everyone gets a stain on their clothes sometimes. No big deal

  • @nsjsjedjejsn5721
    @nsjsjedjejsn5721 5 лет назад +290

    Me: “Am I trash?”
    Siri: “Your music library is empty.”
    Me: ;-;

    • @melindaperkins8836
      @melindaperkins8836 5 лет назад +4

      Lol mine did something similar to that once

    • @lily-bh5lp
      @lily-bh5lp 5 лет назад +4

      ゆこYuko it played a song and I was like what

    • @melindaperkins8836
      @melindaperkins8836 5 лет назад +4

      @@lily-bh5lp omg mine done that recently then she kept canceling herself out to a lot so I quit using siri and decided to use my google assistant thing easier

    • @monkeylisaismybias9038
      @monkeylisaismybias9038 5 лет назад

      I said that and it said I will remind me lol 😂

    • @Hannah-rn1hg
      @Hannah-rn1hg 5 лет назад

      ha

  • @bananainvasion2655
    @bananainvasion2655 5 лет назад +113

    You forgot
    “Hey friday”
    It has something to do with ironman

    • @minathii6695
      @minathii6695 5 лет назад +1

      Robin Yin lol Yeah,I just tried that

    • @Lexihorton73
      @Lexihorton73 5 лет назад +1

      Robin Yin I did it Siri said sum about making a flying suit😂

    • @bugzythebunny2161
      @bugzythebunny2161 5 лет назад +1

      Robin Yin it said “I think you’ve mistaken me for another intelligent assistant.”

    • @cozycottage5069
      @cozycottage5069 5 лет назад

      Robin Yin it asked me if I was Mr.Stark....

  • @lisaraye1802
    @lisaraye1802 7 месяцев назад +2

    2:16 the fact that I had a toy lightsaber next to me during this moment makes it even funnier 😂😂😂

  • @chaozcoffee7804
    @chaozcoffee7804 5 лет назад +95

    Me: hey Siri can you stop time
    Siri: I’ll tell you yesterday
    Me: You said that tomorrow

  • @FurinaTheArchonOfJustice
    @FurinaTheArchonOfJustice 5 лет назад +271

    I said “who is your brother”
    She said:I have you that’s enough for family
    Ma heart ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @gachaskookie4387
      @gachaskookie4387 5 лет назад +4

      Galaxy iOS I said the same she said it’s just me and you I love you aww 🥰or I must say eww

    • @shobujkola
      @shobujkola 5 лет назад

      Galaxy iOS omg same

    • @caitlynb2231
      @caitlynb2231 5 лет назад

      I hate apple

    • @caitlynb2231
      @caitlynb2231 5 лет назад

      Samsung is way bettter

    • @hrenshelat
      @hrenshelat 5 лет назад

      cait 916 no ones asking you for a opinion

  • @meghangibson6161
    @meghangibson6161 5 лет назад +331

    Me: Hey siri, am I adopted?
    Siri: *I'm sorry, I'm afraid I was told not tell you*

  • @Thatcoralinelover
    @Thatcoralinelover 5 месяцев назад +92

    Who is watching this 2024

  • @johnabauer5766
    @johnabauer5766 5 лет назад +163

    “Get you a google assistance that will complement you in Shakespearian!”

  • @Emily-we7jj
    @Emily-we7jj 5 лет назад +222

    When I say “shut up Siri” she says do I deserve that or that’s not nice then hangs up

  • @TheYordandjordjo
    @TheYordandjordjo 5 лет назад +205

    " I bet she secretly dating cortana"
    Sniper Nnoooooooooo lmao how could you 😂😂😂

  • @ingridcaron6498
    @ingridcaron6498 12 часов назад +1

    Wth 2:43when u said Siri it opened my Siri💀hahahaha

  • @akshitadussoruth6637
    @akshitadussoruth6637 5 лет назад +310

    When u said “Hey Siri” my phone activated Siri😂😂

  • @moistsponge8007
    @moistsponge8007 5 лет назад +179

    Song of 2019:
    Bohemian Rhapsody ft. SIRI

  • @useremail4892
    @useremail4892 5 лет назад +169

    I watched this on my phone and Siri comes up whenever you say “Hey Siri”

    • @abbeyanglade6762
      @abbeyanglade6762 5 лет назад +3

      TroyThatsMe no....that’s a lie.

    • @abbeyanglade6762
      @abbeyanglade6762 5 лет назад +3

      why such a stupid lie? I don’t get it.

    • @uni1530
      @uni1530 5 лет назад +2

      Abbey Anglade r/woooooosh

    • @UnknownUser-w9r6s
      @UnknownUser-w9r6s 5 лет назад +2

      LOL

    • @Izzy-hr3cw
      @Izzy-hr3cw 5 лет назад +10

      Abbey Anglade it’s definitely not a lie, your phone is probably just too old

  • @Martyna-h4b
    @Martyna-h4b 29 минут назад

    Knock knock
    Siri: knock knock
    Who's there
    Siri: Holly
    Holly who
    Siri: happy Holly days 😂

  • @anonymousmars8257
    @anonymousmars8257 5 лет назад +197

    When I opened up siri right? When she says “I don’t understand” I say “Bro Just shut up” and she just Legit closed herself😂
    Edit: Thanks for the likes :D I never gotten this many likes! I always give myself a like and that’s all lol

    • @AbeerBatoul
      @AbeerBatoul 5 лет назад

      OmG Mars that happens to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aliceqt3077
      @aliceqt3077 5 лет назад

      OmG Mars she said that’s not nice- and boom closed

    • @laylawilson3984
      @laylawilson3984 5 лет назад +1

      OmG Mars me too 😂

    • @dannydash9745
      @dannydash9745 5 лет назад

      OmG Mars I tried that

    • @coltonwabano9086
      @coltonwabano9086 5 лет назад

      I said the same thing

  • @nglvelux2834
    @nglvelux2834 4 года назад +1675

    Me: "hey siri"
    Siri: "yeah?"
    Me: "should I ask my crush out?"
    Siri: "no"
    Me: "why?"
    Siri: "do u want a true answer?"
    Me: "ok..."
    Siri: " *opens* *camera* "
    Me: "😭😭 HOW COULD U"

  • @x0xxkieraxx0x70
    @x0xxkieraxx0x70 5 лет назад +479

    'Hey Siri Why Doesn't My Crush Like Me?'
    *Siri opens front camera*
    );

  • @HavenVanSlyke
    @HavenVanSlyke 2 дня назад

    i dont have siri, but i know someone who dose, and i asked siri to roast me, and she made me cry, it was the best roast i ever heard

  • @maryammzzz
    @maryammzzz 5 лет назад +449

    Lia: Hey siri "I'm your daddy"
    Siri: *"This must mean something, everyone keeps saying this..."*
    Me: :>

    • @paisleybeam1282
      @paisleybeam1282 5 лет назад +6

      sssniperwolf her call we channel this On

    • @alexiakawaiiuvu9385
      @alexiakawaiiuvu9385 5 лет назад +2

      iiiOmqItzMary 098 that happends to meh alexa

    • @mhsx10
      @mhsx10 5 лет назад +1

      Alexia Kawaii UvU :3

    • @TensedOut
      @TensedOut 5 лет назад +2

      😅

    • @kitkat3771
      @kitkat3771 5 лет назад +1

      iiiOmqItzMary 098 so true XD

  • @bayleefowler5896
    @bayleefowler5896 5 лет назад +113

    When she said “I’m a poor assistant” OMG I LOVE SIRI

  • @62ywt
    @62ywt 5 лет назад +100

    SSniperWolf: she dont cook she dont clean
    thats me

    • @michellehenley2555
      @michellehenley2555 5 лет назад

      You forgot the s in sssniperwolf

    • @nikkij2079
      @nikkij2079 5 лет назад

      Bang Hed it’s ok

    • @nikkij2079
      @nikkij2079 5 лет назад

      Michelle Henley it’s ok 😒

    • @abufofana4159
      @abufofana4159 5 лет назад

      You guys still read it and if u did not read it then I well... you would have to read it to know it was an accident that she for got an S
      Calm down y'all it's one mistake

    • @hillarymj2426
      @hillarymj2426 5 лет назад

      Bang Hed
      Does it matter in a comment tho....

  • @DelaneyFriend
    @DelaneyFriend 5 дней назад

    Me: hey Cortana
    Siri: wow, awkward
    I bursted out laughing
    It was true😂😂

  • @emmyz5941
    @emmyz5941 5 лет назад +179

    Me: hey Siri where can I hide a dead body?
    Siri: I used to know the answer to that...

  • @honestysykes21
    @honestysykes21 5 лет назад +861

    Me: “Siri I’m breaking up with u”
    Siri: “ok”
    After that Siri took me back to my homescreen

  • @gwenyjacobs1736
    @gwenyjacobs1736 5 лет назад +113

    3:38 I I've never seen such a sad reaction to Bohemian Rhapsody

  • @Miss_Paris.....
    @Miss_Paris..... 11 месяцев назад

    5:47 😂😂😂 you put a little boogie in it!😂😂😂😂

  • @niccalss
    @niccalss 5 лет назад +50

    Sniperwolf :“What who Mary “
    Me: Mary poppins ? No duh

  • @nicoleschild7236
    @nicoleschild7236 5 лет назад +196

    When you said “Hey Siri” mine went off😂

    • @dontcIickme
      @dontcIickme 5 лет назад +5

      SAME !!!!!

    • @jonathan-qd1cc
      @jonathan-qd1cc 5 лет назад +1

      I have Samsung so I dont have siri

    • @jungshookedtae3252
      @jungshookedtae3252 5 лет назад

      Wait.. I just saw the exact same comment below

    • @sarfies
      @sarfies 5 лет назад

      I have a samsung

    • @dontcIickme
      @dontcIickme 5 лет назад

      jungshooked tae he got more likes so it went up

  • @Breadsticks222
    @Breadsticks222 5 лет назад +79

    When she said “I see a little silhouette of a man” you probably don’t understand but that’s a line from a song from Queen and google sang the rest

    • @-vira-6422
      @-vira-6422 5 лет назад +3

      I love Queen!!

    • @punkcoverage
      @punkcoverage 5 лет назад +2

      I love queen dude who doesn’t 😎😂

    • @madison591
      @madison591 5 лет назад +2

      I love queen especially bohemian raphsidy

    • @patticross7215
      @patticross7215 5 лет назад +1

      don't assume ppl done understand cause i do, its from bohemian rhapsody

    • @laureng802
      @laureng802 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah I did this to mine!

  • @subashinihemamalipunchiw957
    @subashinihemamalipunchiw957 5 месяцев назад +1

    I asked Siri if I’m ugly and she said “your perfect to me” that’s soooo sweet

  • @kadeza295
    @kadeza295 5 лет назад +178

    When Siri said “Hey Siri what’s the date” mine went off

  • @lxvleycat9727
    @lxvleycat9727 5 лет назад +504

    Me: “Hi, Siri”
    Siri: “Don’t talk to me ugly”

  • @rye5057
    @rye5057 5 лет назад +174

    When I said “Hello Cortana” she said “That’s like comparing apples and......not apples”

  • @sundayolugbemigaalagbe1351
    @sundayolugbemigaalagbe1351 10 месяцев назад +1

    let me go we will not let you go got me dieing🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jackle.Rot101
    @Jackle.Rot101 4 года назад +219

    I said “I am your father”
    Siri:
    “No...no! That’s not true! That’s not possible!!”

    • @fluffydoggy4672
      @fluffydoggy4672 4 года назад +6

      lmao I said
      “hey Siri I am your father go wash the dishes”
      and she said
      “something something something dark side...”

    • @thompsot1974
      @thompsot1974 4 года назад +2

      little miss Sam potato I’ll test this soon.

    • @Jackle.Rot101
      @Jackle.Rot101 4 года назад

      Mine said that once too!

    • @sageorsmthn4267
      @sageorsmthn4267 4 года назад +1

      Mine straight up just said "Nooooooo!"

    • @Jackle.Rot101
      @Jackle.Rot101 4 года назад

      wOw

  • @cherrymundy8095
    @cherrymundy8095 5 лет назад +267

    Try saying
    “Hey Siri are you google?”
    Then say,
    “Then what are you?”

  • @coralake6349
    @coralake6349 5 лет назад +62

    Me: hey Siri, am I attractive?
    Siri: *no response

  • @aprilcarson6408
    @aprilcarson6408 12 часов назад

    I said to Siri “ Hey Siri, I see a little silhouette of a man.” And she said the same thing but only the first part.😂

  • @t3chyyy
    @t3chyyy 5 лет назад +106

    Sniper wolf: i love ‘you’
    Siri: tHAts SwEETtTtttt

  • @sienna5892
    @sienna5892 5 лет назад +134

    When you said “Siri do you have a boyfriend” my Siri came on and it said the same thing lol

  • @aitoyuki209
    @aitoyuki209 5 лет назад +288

    Me: “hey Siri why are fire trucks red?”
    Siri: “I’m pretty sure it’s to match the red lights”
    Me: wtf

    • @charlenebaez7009
      @charlenebaez7009 5 лет назад +2

      That’s not what my Siri said

    • @katelyn3369
      @katelyn3369 5 лет назад +2

      Aito Yuki todoroki

    • @ashleemerz-houghton9796
      @ashleemerz-houghton9796 5 лет назад

      Mine said it matches the woo woo sound

    • @elizabethc7504
      @elizabethc7504 5 лет назад +1

      Mine says “because it goes best with the woo, woo sound 😂

    • @yihdego
      @yihdego 5 лет назад +2

      Aito Yuki mine said well that’s pretty sure to make the Dalmatian spots stand out Dalmatian spots not even dam red

  • @lesliehawley-cunningham8087
    @lesliehawley-cunningham8087 4 месяца назад +1

    Siri asked me "would u tell a joke in a graveyard?" I said "yes" she said "ur jokes would totally |slay|in a graveyard 💀

  • @lguest7053
    @lguest7053 5 лет назад +564

    I asked her for a joke and she told me this one:
    Siri: knock knock
    Me: who’s there
    Siri: Britney Spears (i think)
    Me: Britney Spears who
    Siri: knock knock
    Me: who’s there
    Siri: oops I did it again~

  • @peachunu432
    @peachunu432 5 лет назад +114

    I ask her “Do you have any family.”
    Her response: It’s just you and me

  • @felixesz1947
    @felixesz1947 5 лет назад +336

    When lia said “hey Siri what’s my name?” Siri literally responded I-

  • @aimiepieper3322
    @aimiepieper3322 Год назад

    I have siri and sssniperwolf you are my favorite youtuber 😊❤😊❤😊❤😊

  • @lisafrank1572
    @lisafrank1572 5 лет назад +241

    When I asked her “I am your father” she said nooooooo

    • @offline301
      @offline301 5 лет назад

      Khloe Franco same

    • @alejandra-pq2hv
      @alejandra-pq2hv 5 лет назад +4

      mine said “ searching my feelings” 😭😂

    • @amayareno1054
      @amayareno1054 5 лет назад +2

      Mine said Something something something Darkside

    • @iivibinnthrivinii9478
      @iivibinnthrivinii9478 5 лет назад +1

      Khloe Franco same lol

    • @feeljaded
      @feeljaded 5 лет назад +3

      Khloe Franco mine said "Searching my feelings..."

  • @kittyle4597
    @kittyle4597 5 лет назад +275

    "Superfragilisticexiallidocious" Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious*
    "Is that you Mary?"
    "What?Mary had a little lamb?"
    Me: Mary Poppins

    • @fluffjuice5743
      @fluffjuice5743 5 лет назад +4

      Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

    • @salamaalnuaimi1010
      @salamaalnuaimi1010 5 лет назад +6

      SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
      EVEN THOUGH THE SOUND OF IT IS SOMETHING QUITE ATROCIOUS
      I DONT REMEMBER THE REST

    • @MT3A
      @MT3A 5 лет назад +3

      Kitty Le it’s Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
      Get noob

    • @yourlocaltheatrekid900
      @yourlocaltheatrekid900 5 лет назад +1

      salama alnuaimi IF YOU SING IT LOUD ENOUGH YOU ALWAYS SOUND PRECOCIOUS
      SUPERCALIFRAGIOLISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS

    • @anjalin2415
      @anjalin2415 5 лет назад +1

      Supercaliftagilisticexpialidocious*

  • @aurum922
    @aurum922 4 года назад +134

    I can’t even watch this vid without my Siri popping up and saying: “sorry, I didn’t catch that.”

  • @ellej5115.
    @ellej5115. 11 месяцев назад

    This vid was so funny thank you for making it😂😂😂

  • @tavongahungwe9019
    @tavongahungwe9019 5 лет назад +128

    SSSinperwolf: did you just call me a human
    Me: so u an alien

  • @cattymouse4996
    @cattymouse4996 5 лет назад +180

    Me: Knock knock
    Siri: Knock knock
    Me: Who's there
    Siri: Doris
    Me: Doris who?
    Siri: Doris locked, that's why i knocked
    Me: 😏
    Edit: thanks for 70 likes! I never get this much likes before ❤

  • @willashei
    @willashei 5 лет назад +278

    I said “I am your father”
    Then Siri said “Noooooo!!!”

    • @sheritarolle9989
      @sheritarolle9989 5 лет назад +1

      strawbxrrytae딸기태 she said that to me to

    • @lizzyplayz8294
      @lizzyplayz8294 5 лет назад +4

      strawbxrrytae딸기태 mine said “we can rule the world together as father and intelligent assistant"

    • @olivia.c9310
      @olivia.c9310 5 лет назад +1

      strawbxrrytae딸기태 mine said “searching my feelings...”

    • @btsvminkook9761
      @btsvminkook9761 5 лет назад +1

      taetae💕💕💕

    • @deannanoorzay
      @deannanoorzay 5 лет назад +2

      strawbxrrytae딸기태 she said “no that’s not true... that’s impossible”😂😂

  • @idonteven7
    @idonteven7 Год назад

    WERE RELATED?!?! I asked siri "so u have family?" She said "I have u and ur enough family to me." And I was heart broken of happiness AND IM HAPPY WERE RELATED!😂
    Even know we aren't..😅

  • @ShrekIsGod-tn8un
    @ShrekIsGod-tn8un 3 года назад +107

    Lia: They made her really boring
    Right before: She sang an entire song with no emotion whatsoever

  • @lilpeppa9998
    @lilpeppa9998 5 лет назад +417

    omg when she said
    “hey siri”
    My siri said *sorry i didn’t quite catch that*😂

    • @reagan6480
      @reagan6480 5 лет назад +1

      QweenForever21 me to oml

    • @Jess-rp8df
      @Jess-rp8df 5 лет назад +3

      QweenForever21 I was shouting at my Alexa and the person I was on call with‘s alexa responded

    • @munamishra3971
      @munamishra3971 5 лет назад +1

      Same!!!

    • @thefamily7236
      @thefamily7236 5 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @kiera7717
      @kiera7717 5 лет назад

      QweenForever21 same

  • @sharanbanan1068
    @sharanbanan1068 5 лет назад +735

    “Hey Siri why can’t I get a gf”
    *Siri opens selfie camera*

  • @FoxyZpirate
    @FoxyZpirate Год назад +5

    Siri has a friend. I asked Siri what the meaning of life is and she said her friend told her something.

  • @lindaj3851
    @lindaj3851 4 года назад +76

    Lia: mary?! Mary had a little lamb??
    Me: MARY POPPINS!!!

  • @lucy-tx4fr
    @lucy-tx4fr 5 лет назад +451

    When I asked my Siri “Do you have a boyfriend?” She said, “No, but there was a Roomba that once followed me around!”

  • @weichen5596
    @weichen5596 4 года назад +183

    Sssniperwolf: hey Siri do you have a boyfriend
    My Siri: Yes?
    Me: get out of here Siri
    who can relate
    ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

    • @MoltenGlass13
      @MoltenGlass13 4 года назад

      Mine said she is to smart😂😂🤣🤣😅😅

    • @froggyt8782
      @froggyt8782 4 года назад

      She does he’s a boy Version of her

    • @B7sma
      @B7sma 4 года назад

      Haha

    • @ricsanberondo7841
      @ricsanberondo7841 4 года назад +2

      Me siri do you play roblox and battle crats*
      Siri Yes my account is siri0998383

    • @itsmelia880
      @itsmelia880 4 года назад

      no one

  • @AineeAshrafmusthafa
    @AineeAshrafmusthafa 3 дня назад +1

    This video is so funny i cant stopp😂😂

  • @valerienakano6949
    @valerienakano6949 5 лет назад +631

    😂😂😂 The FBI: “why are all these people asking siri this question”

    • @gayballoon
      @gayballoon 5 лет назад +7

      me:bc i want to ask it Xd for real i didn't tho

    • @gennymontoya9412
      @gennymontoya9412 5 лет назад +5

      Valerie Brin not a funny joke

    • @awesomewolf70
      @awesomewolf70 3 года назад +8

      I said “fbi open up” to Siri and she actually search it

    • @dice6338
      @dice6338 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @wakey9787
      @wakey9787 3 года назад +3

      Lol

  • @sunnygao1886
    @sunnygao1886 4 года назад +69

    Said to Siri shut up and she replied with
    "Im NoT sUrE I dEsErve tHaT!" And then closed!😂😂

  • @hubbabubba4242
    @hubbabubba4242 5 лет назад +98

    6:57 did anyone else see the text sssniperwolf said “tell me where to hide a body right this instant”

    • @savannahmajor8726
      @savannahmajor8726 5 лет назад +3

      She did ................I didn't notice
      Oh WOW I DID WOOOWWWW

    • @angeldenman5427
      @angeldenman5427 5 лет назад

      @@savannahmajor8726 she talked about it at another time in the video and said it was a joke, pay more attention.

    • @jamiedoo6098
      @jamiedoo6098 5 лет назад

      @えばAva it is a joke

    • @MarloweDoesArtz
      @MarloweDoesArtz 5 лет назад +1

      Very funny.

  • @MadisonDoge
    @MadisonDoge 3 месяца назад +1

    0:08 “hello friends it’s me” so iconic

  • @aj_treasure8
    @aj_treasure8 4 года назад +250

    I asked Google about siri and Alexa she just compliment them. She is soo sweet

    • @cccray_xxx8510
      @cccray_xxx8510 4 года назад +7

      Same lol 😂

    • @manjupapade
      @manjupapade 4 года назад +4

      Same🙂

    • @EpoikMaster
      @EpoikMaster 4 года назад +2

      :D

    • @nicky4087
      @nicky4087 4 года назад +2

      Same But siri be like What did u say?!

    • @ryn_ant26
      @ryn_ant26 4 года назад +5

      Google has a more better personality than siri

  • @citlalysanchez9965
    @citlalysanchez9965 5 лет назад +86

    When I asked Siri I’m your daddy she said “daddy? I don’t get it.”

  • @kimberlyguardado314
    @kimberlyguardado314 5 лет назад +877

    I ask Siri to tell me a knock knock joke She said “knock knock “ “ who’s there “ “ it’s Britney Spears” then she said “ knock knock “ I said who’s there she said “oops I did it again”

    • @meowy8102
      @meowy8102 5 лет назад +27

      Kimberly Guardado ME TO SAME!!!

    • @Shrek272
      @Shrek272 5 лет назад +17

      XD

    • @alycia1688
      @alycia1688 5 лет назад +9

      xD

    • @123abyeet
      @123abyeet 5 лет назад +6

      Same after 20 tries

    • @imsubbingtoeveryonewhosubs2310
      @imsubbingtoeveryonewhosubs2310 2 года назад +10

      Me to I said to Siri knock knock she said who’s there she said Siri and then she said Siri doesn’t do knock knock jokes and she made me super angry

  • @Penelope-y8y
    @Penelope-y8y Месяц назад

    Siri: knock knock
    Me: who’s there?
    Siri : Britney Spears
    Me: Britney Spears, who
    Siri: knock knock
    Me: who’s there!? * weirded out*
    Siri: oops I did it again😂😂😂

  • @chibeani
    @chibeani 5 лет назад +121

    Sniper: “Who’s Mary?”
    Me: MARY POPPINS

    • @toothbrush6901
      @toothbrush6901 5 лет назад +1

      *Tyler's voice* "ok"

    • @blvrryskies3180
      @blvrryskies3180 5 лет назад

      Lol 👌😂

    • @swellducks5154
      @swellducks5154 5 лет назад +1

      If she doesn't know who Mary Poppins is how does she know what supercalifragilisticexpealidocious is

    • @blvrryskies3180
      @blvrryskies3180 5 лет назад +1

      @@swellducks5154 OMG LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @-amiichan-5240
      @-amiichan-5240 5 лет назад

      Me-MAH SIStER

  • @LisaBaptisteLife
    @LisaBaptisteLife 3 года назад +52

    Lia: will you go on a date with me?
    Siri:Thank you for asking but I don't date humans
    Lia: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A HUMAN!?!?

    • @jianningmao6978
      @jianningmao6978 3 года назад

      Your a human😂

    • @c3lest1a_k4to
      @c3lest1a_k4to 3 года назад

      if ur not human are- wait i saw the dog pic this is a dog account?!?

    • @KastryPastry
      @KastryPastry 3 года назад

      @@c3lest1a_k4to she is an wolf AOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @c3lest1a_k4to
      @c3lest1a_k4to 3 года назад

      @@KastryPastry SSSNIPER WOLF IS WOLF LISA IS A DOG

  • @yourlocalmdfan3
    @yourlocalmdfan3 5 лет назад +72

    Me: I’m Your Father
    Siri: searching my feelings.........

  • @xSharky_Sharkx
    @xSharky_Sharkx 5 месяцев назад

    3:13-3:18 you are the wind beneath my wings😂😂😂😂

  • @sailorjupiter_softie8416
    @sailorjupiter_softie8416 5 лет назад +93

    Sssniperwolf:"when is the world gonna end?"
    Siri: *SOMETHING THAT MAKES NO SENSE CAUSE TIME DOESN'T OVERFLOW*
    Me:"You're not a scientist 😤
    Also me: *PATHETIC*

  • @seagull8291
    @seagull8291 4 года назад +71

    Someone really frightened: Hey Siri, I see a little silhouette of a man, am I in danger? D:
    Siri: *starts singing*
    The person: ;-;

    • @funtimefoxy9472
      @funtimefoxy9472 4 года назад +2

      What 😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆 XD

    • @niixqmhx5602
      @niixqmhx5602 4 года назад

      Hey peeps

    • @bravestvapor4824
      @bravestvapor4824 4 года назад +1

      Me at your window:hey dude I hear Siri singing can I come in I want milk

  • @pink_clowne2572
    @pink_clowne2572 4 года назад +51

    Its funny because I have cortana on my computer and when I asked her "hey, cortana, do you know siri" and she said "yes we are very good friends" and then my friend had an iPad so we asked the same thing and she said the same thing

    • @Maplee.MP3
      @Maplee.MP3 4 года назад

      Yesssss, they will love, and then marry. NO I'm talking about epic games and apple, then we can play fortnite mobile!!!!

    • @_t0astybee_841
      @_t0astybee_841 4 года назад

      Do you use gacha club or life

    • @Maplee.MP3
      @Maplee.MP3 4 года назад

      @Janiya Williams I need Fortnite to work on apple cuz then my bro doesn't hog the pc

    • @pink_clowne2572
      @pink_clowne2572 4 года назад

      @@_t0astybee_841 gacha club

  • @lolyay2025
    @lolyay2025 Год назад +6

    Please try this: Siri Are you a Song or a selfish poopy phone.

  • @rubyplayzzz2607
    @rubyplayzzz2607 4 года назад +401

    When I said hey google she said “ WOW AWKWARD” 😅
    Edit: omg tysm for this many likes can’t believe it was a year ago!

  • @baileyhamilton8104
    @baileyhamilton8104 5 лет назад +142

    "Mary, that you?"
    "Who's Mary? Like the one.who had a little lamb?"
    So Lia knows supercalifragilisticexpialidocious but ain't never seen Mary Poppins.

  • @jodieoriol4562
    @jodieoriol4562 4 года назад +59

    Her pick up line is “Hello world” because that’s how all codes start.
    ThE mOrE yOu KnOw

  • @elizabethmayberry7630
    @elizabethmayberry7630 9 месяцев назад

    I also asked Siri if what’s your best pick up line she said “ just be yourself😊” I was like hell no, I’m not gonna be myself. I asked you what your best pick up line is!!😂