Things You Should NEVER Say To SIRI

Things You Should NEVER Say To SIRI
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[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Me: What's 0 divided by 0?
Siri: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

[@BToonLink]

Lol

[@angelicareiske470]

Jellaw

[@alias_dw_rey]

😄

[@PinkPlague666]

Stop following me

[@bluespark6084]

Cookie

[@dhirajratkal7243]

9:36 he says oooohhh like as if cheering the guy on😂😂😂

[@variousloner4168]

Things you shouldn't say to Siri
Me: Whats the Meaning of Life?
Siri:

[@pz1913]

VariousLoner the meaning of life is 42

[@samuelperez7470]

Omg

[@ericdanhart8685]

Living

[@garyfow6614]

@@pz1913 that was a joke idot

[@fnaf_love4rp402]

@@garyfow6614 what's idot I think it's idiot?

[@infinitefan2571]

2:45

[@sirnoobite9376]

When I said, “Do you like cats?” Then Siri said, “Especially the grumpy ones.” 😂😂😂😂

[@coasterhockygamingboy9549]

RIP

[@Talagirlwiththeflokitoo]

Same😢

[@emmaasutherland6188]

"Don't say these things to siri"
Me:
*tries all of those things*

[@jennifergoodwin4207]

Lol

[@alexanderuwadiae1080]

Did the exact same

[@GoldenTouch824]

same

[@TokDMajEsty]

Emma Sutherland are you SIRIous

[@mikhaeelkhamissa8207]

Jennifer Goodwin same but they said different things

[@stevevaldez4713]

Siri: I'm sorry I didn't get that
Dangmattsmith: girl you better get that outta here
Siri again: Sorry I didn't get that

[@kasinolondon]

Jael Bon I know by Jason Derulo

[@Razzle_Mazzlee]

I asked Siri “ will you be my valentine “ and she said “ your sweet. Too sweet too have an virtual assistant “ ❤

[@maxiusmoncada]

Try 666 we could do something

[@ErikIsHauntedInDaWoods2024]

@@maxiusmoncadathats creepy…

[@aerabellamorales]

Dangmattsmith:does the cat like you?
*Cat across the room giving me the death stare*
Me:hi

[@boskomgoa7205]

Yes

[@myrakitchikake1202]

Aerabella Morales is hi

[@pinkachu5934]

lol you're funny

[@thRegimentofFootThethRifles]

Matt: Comment everyone's phones below
Everyone:Other stuff

[@theresaloveless9295]

Hewo

[@thRegimentofFootThethRifles]

@@theresaloveless9295 hey there!

[@ss009]

Lol so true

[@Lepookiebear245]

Matt: Things you shouldn’t say to Siri
Me: Let me get my phone out

[@DuckyOlePal]

Same

[@jarrettbatchelor1873]

THE YEETSTER Literally me 😂🤣👏🏼🤷🏼‍♂️

[@carlaneal-hanger9125]

THE YEETSTER ikr

[@littleroro4947]

Same

[@beawife]

*But your phone is already out*

[@capturedbyshelly]

I asked Siri what’s 0 divided 0 and my Siri said… “if nothing is divided by nothing, then there’s nothing to divide, or divide it with, and the division never happened. So my answer is…. No. 😂

[@ragedboyeditz7702]

Ye

[@lettymoons9314]

Same

[@rashellewilson5992]

Dangmattsmith: I got rejected by a robot
Me: I know your pain

[@blanechauffe1963]

I no right

[@aerabellamorales]

Sameeeeeeeeeee

[@mannequina7842]

#my life

[@jameslanier8737]

I did not get rejected

[@rashellewilson5992]

@@jameslanier8737 Lucky you

[@alisonnicole90]

Him: things you should never say to siri
Me: Let’s see what things we’re saying to siri today

[@littledee780]

Me too yay I'm not weird

[@julestrotta]

Exactly that’s me

[@Petergriffinhacks00]

Alison Nicole HOW TO U HAVE 39 SUBS AND U DONT EVEN HAVE CONENT IS IT THE BOOBS OR WHAT

[@ktzat]

me too

[@alisonnicole90]

Pierre Geagea i wrote songs but i deleted the videos lmao and which ones💀

[@emelitacruz4967]

Who’s better
Dangmattsmith-like
Reaction time-comment

[@ashleymarufu2867]

Both

[@youtubewqtcher]

Emelita Cruz both

[@cadhladooley]

Uh oh... STINKY!!!💩🙉

[@nomundarienebish4357]

bouth

[@sudaiskhan653]

Both

[@gameplayer1988cm]

10 minutes of Siri being a straight savage😅

[@kiannagilliam563]

I asked Siri "will you be my valentine" and she said " I can't really be someone's Valentine. But for the record, you deserve all the store-bought cards and heart-shaped Dum lollipops. All of them. " 🥺

[@OldUnusedChannel.]

I srry for u

[@chvrlz]

Mine said im sorry i didnt understand-

[@manilyntorre3173]

good 4u mine is she tried to kill me

[@akhiedrahairuddin1645]

suri

[@akhiedrahairuddin1645]

Siri

[@allanaisawesome1465]

3:41 I just asked Siri that and she said the same thing 🙀🙀🙀
⬇️Also who’s been a fan of Mat before 2020?

[@katgarcia9632]

Meh son

[@WitheredAliah18]

Allana IsAwesome You spelled his name wrong

[@sandrac7210]

Allana IsAwesome same

[@remakingthisacc6635]

Devine brown it's too

[@liljaychamp231]

I been a fan for a longgg time

[@alliemurray293]

Matt: Acts like he's single.
Sarah (Matt's girlfriend): 😐

[@landrichill7497]

He is

[@blahblank5339]

Landric Hill he has a girlfriend

[@kedamonobcwhynot4178]

@@blahblank5339 to bad that i don't...i am a single pringle

[@00M0RECHA0S]

Allie Cat The Disney Nerd *Sarah

[@mcnugets7358]

Yeah 🤣😂

[@kbwolgamott362]

Not only do you not pull girls, you also can't pull a robot. **JK**

[@revan3029]

Me: siri call DAD
Siri: you dont have any DAD on your contacts

[@BlackHyperz]

Other thing that Siri said. Siri: he went to get the malk and went with a karren

[@darla5540]

epicdragon 9898 pop TF

[@gamingwiththemastergamerma6062]

Really sad.

[@cebbrown2565]

🤣

[@davidkargbo4107]

Bruh

[@lexi7098]

I asked siri "Do you like cats?" And she responded with "It's complicated..."

[@chrisafton1844]

I wish I had a laptop 💻

[@lexi7098]

Lexie Sinclair-Baker I don’t either it’s okay

[@nicolenoemi9377]

I don't get it fox

[@helpwithfootball8962]

Why

[@thespongebobfanmanjares2082]

I have a laapatap

[@shiro4370]

Title: "Things You Should NEVER Say To SIRI"
Translation: "Things you should try to say to SIRI!"

[@李福-c8q]

O.O

[@xelq4026]

Yup

[@kakashi8685]

O-O

[@francelyspana5746]

0.0

[@PowerPro1827GTGP]

3:42 First blood
4:01 DOUBLE KILL

[@classicrockfansam3639]

Hummus is both the sauce thing and something in the soil that helps plants grow

[@justinlittle2886]

8:58 and 9:04 AYYY

[@katelynvega6991]

When his hoodies in the back says "GET THAT OUTA HERE"

[@alzea1563]

5:30 Did you know that firetrucks are actually watertrucks,they always take care of fire but they always use water.

[@dhirajratkal7243]

9:35 talk dirty to me , he said it with such charisma or is it the background song😂😂😂

[@landissims]

Every time he said “hey Siri” mine pulled up

[@ST4GB33TL3]

Lol

[@kianbarnes5183]

2:37
Explain this
Black head, white hands

[@TaylorWilson2007]

4:06

[@thecutieisgone]

Me: Hey Siri, do you like cats?
Siri: I defer to the cats

[@rickycolley1484]

6

[@beautybyday534]

I got rejected by my Alexa I said " will you be my valentine "and she said " That's really sweet but I already have a strong connection to your wifi . "

[@swaydefault4554]

Damn my g you got rejected

[@flipyruf]

LOL YOU GOT REJECTED BY A BOT

[@dodiladi]

Omg

[@owenhurley2]

Beauty by Day SAME!

[@CookWithDex]

LOL SHES IN LOVEEEE WITH THE INTERNET CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHTTTT!!!! THE ❤🤣🤣🤣

[@rklngs]

Me: "Imma proud android user"
Dangmattsmith: "We need to GET DAT OUTTA HERE!!!"
Edit: TF HOW DID THIS GET ALMOST 80 LIKES?

[@joselarios7225]

Lol

[@julientagazwa9123]

EWW ANDROIDS SUCK!!!🤮🤮🤮

[@CroatianGoat1]

harel kahlon I am a 11pro max user

[@kassidyd.4244]

I got the 11

[@tayrooster5302]

@@julientagazwa9123 how

[@MELANIECHAMPION-rt7vx]

you already have plenty of energy

[@wonderboy_5]

Dangmattsmith: *exists*
Siri: I’m about to end this mans whole career

[@xxmaryxx3530]

Good one lmao

[@sarahsolebello2691]

Good one Imao

[@kingcurry6630]

Why do you have a gikr

[@Crispy_Chris.]

Oof

[@Irinaj80]

10:30 LMAOOOOO I CANTTT🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@babydeansplaytime7988]

5:24 .....

[@goldensugarcookie]

Matt: *reading the picture* hey siri what it 0 pl-oh oops
siri: I found this on the web for "what is 0.0 oops
2:44

[@galaxymermaid441]

2:46-2:50 had me laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@babydeansplaytime7988]

1:14

[@kellyplekker8567]

When I ask Siri does Santa Claus exist she says “well those don’t eat themselves “ i laughed so hard

[@ranya7959]

Kelly Plekker my one said I don’t get snow for my presents
By FIRE

[@Soniciti1]

Me: Will you date me.
Siri: We I mean I uh have plans.
Cortana: Yeah we do

[@lekquewrld6097]

AutumnGhost001 Gaming lmao

[@nano8272]

😂😂 lmao

[@oreo_cream158]

Dangmathsmith: hey siri, whats my real name?
Siri: mattsmith, sence weare friends, i call you boody poper
Me: lough so hard 😂😂😂😂
Me: that was the best part 😂
👇

[@theeshay9367]

Learn how to spell

[@theremmie]

agæn

[@thebeautifuls5606]

how old are you bruh do u know how to spell LEARN HOW TO SPELL WORDS

[@Bdbdbdbdbxbxnd]

@@thebeautifuls5606 spell katsshugatsugahaja kasafagaigouyoppoanjir

[@maddie6001]

Wow good spelling 😑😑

[@Da_Space_Dragon]

my class calls me Siri because I was soo smart and I was laughing🤣🤣🤣

[@sjojo23]

2:48 I’m trying not to laugh but I can’t stop it!😂

[@sjojo23]

@Jeffrey Terry Thank you so much! 💖

[@thunder2thousand8]

Siri: I found this on the web for what is 0.0 whoops.
DangMattSmith: Ok, Siri I was not talking to you.
Me: What in the world Siri?

[@wafflequeen7570]

3:04 OMG I ASKED SIRI THAT JUST NOW AND SHE SAID THE EXACT SAME THING

[@candyborga964]

l

[@AlanYourFather]

Yup and I cussed at her XD

[@ena9330]

You know that your relationship game is depressing when you get rejected by a robot

[@AGGuest50]

I asked my Siri what is 1÷1,000,000 and it said one to the 10th power

[@sophiecrawford4172]

Siri is a savage

[@AbidKhan-gq3lu]

Me: Siri will you be my valentines
Siri: I would rather be your assistant but let’s pick someone from your contacts and give them a ring
😂😂😂😂😂 that’s what my iphone6s Siri said

[@dudeOVER9000]

dr ninja same I have a iPhone 6s

[@jamesgraham2]

IT SAID THE SAME THING

[@owenshuttleworth9246]

What about:
“Hey Jarvis”
“Hey Friday”
Or
“Hey ‘puter”

[@michealjacksonmuzankibutsuji]

Shut up

[@michealjacksonmuzankibutsuji]

Your mamas

[@AB1XLIZ.OFFICIAL]

Owen Shuttleworth when i said hey friday it said ill remind miss pots youl be late to dinner again dumb person

[@blanechauffe1963]

Good

[@lillian6753]

Btw can I mention I love his hoodie plz put that hoodie up for merchandise

[@lishlicious24]

Ya it’s a good hoodie

[@theremmie]

I dont think its HIS hoodie tho :/

[@thegamingpanther4887]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[@thisuserdoesntexist130]

Yeah

[@melaniemartinezfan603]

A woodchuck, also known as a groundhog, is a medium-sized rodent that is part of the squirrel family. Woodchucks are found in the Eastern United States, Canada, and Alaska. They are known for their ability to dig extensive networks of tunnels and burrows beneath open fields and meadows.

[@cherrikaa]

Me: Siri I killed someone
Siri: oh..
FBI: OPEN UP!!!

[@elyserafferty9625]

lol

[@pkxdplaywithclara3289]

Lol what?

[@jaredgamez4011]

LOL

[@jayarciniega961]

8:14 GOD DANG IT MAT WHY YOU GOTTA TALK ABOUT CHOCOLATE IM ON A DIET.jk 😂

[@synthiaogbuabor3137]

That is ur business 😒😒

[@tamaracanterbury8600]

☝️
Hey don't be a hole

[@queenbieber2436]

She talk
She help
She search
But most importantly
She reject

[@danielpetkov3856]

She rejected me as well 😐

[@whytho591]

STILL STUCK IN THE FRIEND ZONE. 😭😭😭

[@nasaplanet9099]

Try Andorid Of Google she dosent rejected Say Will u Be My Valentine

[@blakewright6538]

Queen Bieber hey daddy

[@GameOverDudeLol]

what kind of joke were you trying to play off trans justin

[@ayaankhondokar8699]

1:03 just listen to his voice(laugh) carefully............its sooo funny

[@KacieNichols]

i agree

[@YaoiFan22]

4:34 Reminds me of Jaewon telling Dongho, and others, that nothing's wrong. They are doing the right job because being an actor is not what they would be half-way decent at.
5:31 To make them stand out from other vehicles. Thought that before I looked it up, and when I did, I found that yellow firetrucks are that color for the same reason and because yellow is easier to maintain.
5:49 Please do not be Bang Energy Drinks. I am sick of hearing that word and seeing that logo.

[@ashleewest366]

Same Loma baka

[@Glitchedchannel666]

?

[@YaoiFan22]

If you guys are questioning the Bang Energy Drinks comment, it's because I seemed to have gotten every video that he advertised for it back to back.

[@-CookieAfton-]

...

[@777shaz]

There is a boy called Craig in my class BRAH
I LOVE UR CHANNEL SO MUCH!
Like if u do to

[@blocky1081]

777shaz what school do you go to?

[@deleted1203]

I go to Krause elm bro?

[@Nachotaco4005]

rip tell him lol

[@katherineflores3093]

my fourth grade teacher is named craig

[@fwcharr]

Loo.

[@joycebramblett2204]

Ther is a video thats somwon mede siri go mad OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH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[@cheyannerady2955]

So much h

[@ashleybyrom9254]

HHHHHHhHHHHHhHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHH

[@stupidcandies734]

@Janetta Presley don't be rude.

[@stupidcandies734]

@Janetta Presley btw you don't know how to spell, its dummy, not dumby

[@bluewolfuvvu1608]

Can we all appreciate how Matt never fail's to make us bored.
Btw i don't have a phone or android

[@Yldone365]

3:35 I just tried it...🙀🙀 you do it

[@l0v3dd]

Matt: do you like cats?
Siri: the real question is does the cat like you?
Me and Matt: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

[@kianamorris6026]

iPhone 11

[@julestrotta]

Him: Things you don’t say to Siri
Me: Time to ask Siri this stuff

[@lisawheatley9611]

Same

[@ifoctanewasagirl50]

Same

[@tigry5757]

4:19 I was trying to hold my laugh but I couldn’t hold it in

[@sandylimon197]

Never ask Siri this unless you want her to swear at you: how do you say seal in French?

[@JustCallMeBane]

Phoque

[@Five-star-cleaning]

We all know about that

[@whddiawjej29]

Sandy Limon u stole from tiktok 💀

[@mayordog4522]

Xavii OmG hE sToLe FrOm TiKtOk

[@kubabarton7568]

I did that

[@nayomi5453]

Me: do you like cats
Siri: it’s complicated

[@notsnipezys2854]

DangMattSmith:"Hey siri whats my name?"
Siri: Your Matthew but since we're friends i'll call you Booty Popper"

[@rudolfwirjopawiro3969]

l love it when he asks the same thing to his Siri he should make more videos like this ................
had me laug nuiham juot huunk

[@nolt1738]

Guys try this
When you are in your car or home with your girlfriend
Tell her
"Do you want a bang "
But say it where she cant exactly understand the "a" part and probably she will hear "to"
But don't do this without a bang
If she says yes,,,, well you decide if you want to bang or just give her a bang can.
And if she says no ,well
Idk what I would do or I would just drink a bang where she can see that you are drinking a bang
But try it out , I did and she said no🤣🤣

[@neicychanel5375]

Him:what kinda name is Craig
Me:That’s my dads name !! 😂😂

[@erikaalvarez7613]

That just sucks

[@fernelleleo1373]

Dad: Seriously?

[@footyballz525]

Neicy Chanel wow that’s so funny oh my god -_- that is gay

[@Hi-hh2rv]

Neicy Chanel, my name is Craig. I’m just using my mums account

[@gamingExpeditio]

No one:
Matt: asks siri a question
Siri: No
Matt again: gets rejected XD

[@jamespierrilus7626]

I have been having a bad day my grandma died of Covid my little sister had a coma and died you have been making me happy keep it up

[@harmonystanton3227]

Dangmattsmith: "What kind of phone do you have?"
Me: "I um...Well...Uh...Don't have a p-phone...
Me Again: "Gosh Dangit! Why? Why? Why?"
BTW: I tried every single one of these on my cousins phone. When she couldn't stop laughing, I thought she needed to go to the hospital.....😑🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅😆😆
Like if your just like me.....

[@alyssasimpson5554]

I have an iPhone 5

[@Vhizz125]

Lol guess I'm like your cousin 😂

[@lavenderislost9453]

My friend told Siri, « what are you wearing? »
Siri didn’t respond, she did it again and Siri said in the cloud no one knows what you’re wearing
That gave me the chills...

[@nyemahowhonda2487]

That’s what she said too

[@allinonetv2090]

That’s cweeeepy

[@shykinabdullah3070]

Me to so scary

[@allinonetv2090]

Number order! :D

[@SSRcrazyleiff]

306

[@danniie5244]

10:28 got me LMAO!! 😂

[@mohamedhagedalferra2407]

Me too, lol🤣🤣

[@shadyk.c3905]

@@mohamedhagedalferra2407 Same Lol 😂🤣😂

[@beckykilby406]

How to how to say CJ in Spanish

[@Spursarebottlers]

i said to Siri hi Alexa and she said Wow. Awkward. 😂

[@robertblair8669]

This is how many time he said get that out out of here
↕

[@MyLove-tq8wt]

Robert Blair he says that all the time every video he does

[@keidenlol5953]

When you said “hey Siri” at the beginning....my Siri turned on and said hello...

[@jeffxjane3026]

😭🤚🏻

[@Earth.chan.is.my.waifu99]

Keiden uwu seems like the perfect girl for me

[@Ayveefour]

Aight im done im deleting siri

[@jenniferbratcher2211]

@@jeffxjane3026 I speak British but my parents my mom has that 1 that looks like a robot so but you're one of my favorite youtubers and I just want to RUclips

[@Sonic_ParadoxYT]

That’s creepy lol

[@MiseryLandline]

Who else thinks that Matt has a refrigerator full of halfway drinken "Bang" energy cans?
XD

[@bakergamerx2240]

That makes sense

[@joselarios7225]

Seriosly tho he drinks sooo much bang

[@m_darkwell]

Me

[@archangelwithawinchester9073]

I would not be surprised

[@AddiPlayz-rw1yo]

ME! XD

[@saraknight1658]

Something else you can never say to Siri it’s up up down down left right left right B a start
Say this to Siri You can’t say this to Siri up up down down left right left right B a start

[@liammcclure9100]

Me: Hey Siri why are fire trucks red
Siri: They are actually grey
Me: 🚒🚒🚒

[@KJDANIELS-zb5em]

Sharky Boy she doesn’t say they are grey

[@342beehill]

HI

[@dylancrawford5874]

Me:Siri do you like cats
Siri:They are always so positive and telling me to hang in there
Me:almost all of the questions in the video don’t match my Siri

[@runaway._carrots]

I test the thing with 0 divided by 0 and she said the same THING. 😥She hurt my feelings.

[@aydenreichert3135]

Same with me😓

[@Xlectrick]

Same

[@imdema56]

Same

[@hajiahmed8935]

Why was your mom red laz nigh teeeeeeeeeeee
Got me dying😂😂😂

[@stranger-nr5ij]

I love it when he asks the same thing to his Siri he should make more videos like this

[@JowenThompson-po7tm]

Yes am papa kid

[@j2sj2]

And when I ask does Santa Claus exist she said “well, those cookies don’t eat themselves”.

[@DreemyDreemz]

If Siri says Santa is real, it must be true.

[@j2sj2]

Ya I tested it more then once it said different things each time

[@olitierra2880]

Jocelyn Jameyson Y’all you do you

[@ch00chieman59]

8+3×5=23

[@brodywood4915]

Ipod

[@Gunornor]

I didn’t get the same one on why are firetrucks red

[@aandgrannytalbott9339]

the cookie one though 🤣

[@shadey_samurai]

Me: hey siri is Alexa your sister
Siri: No but she stole my spotlight
Me: Um ok

[@davidmichelleholness4857]

What do you mean 666

[@shadey_samurai]

This was just made off the top of my head my bad if u checked it out

[@Coolcaleb70]

Matt:: 0/0 is 0 gosh dang it Me: it’s actually undefined

[@raikon9299]

When Siri said booty popper...
I felt that 🤧

[@ftmrz1]

Lol

[@Ayeshakadri881]

0:45

[@x2brotherss394]

BANG is advertised on youtube a lot

[@olavsjlie9980]

Thats true

[@Rblx_VPR]

ikr

[@princesselectra5750]

Me: DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN?
Siri: Yes I do have a brain but the question is you ask me all the questions and I answer them for you so the question is do you have a brain?

[@yourlocalfriend668]

Reagan Kelly That’s funny but the real answer Siri gives is “ I have neural networks but they’re not gray. “

[@yourlocalfriend668]

Well I think she responded with that multiple times please tell me if that’s a real answer 😅 I’m confused

[@aarushnair1]

Fire trucks are red cuz people have blood, and u can start bleeding on paramedic trucks which are basically fire trucks.
Edit: I found out that it red, because it was the cheapest color long ago, and now they just stick with it.

[@Mr-shadow-void-rat]

1:53 had me dead😂💀😂

[@j2sj2]

When I asked Siri do you like cats she said “I don’t need to. They like themselves!”

[@desia.5302]

Jocelyn Jameyson mine said "especially the grumpy ones"

[@emptyaccount8337]

Jocelyn Jameyson Mine said : “They’re so positive, they always tell me to hang in there”

[@rafalkrzemieniecki6932]

Poo

[@ricemunchrs]

i love the “hey, siri what is- oh oops” and then siri”here is “what is oops” 😂😂😂😂

[@heatherfisanick4748]

Matt: "black people are the meaning of life"
Me: *is white*
Also me: 😦 *freaking out* "I DON'T MATTER!!!"
My mom in the other room: "what the-"

[@lilpichu4333]

Every one matters

[@HeeveHay]

Say F for this dude

[@anaiahyoung6294]

Everyone on Earth maters and don't ever think you don't

[@raediancehopkins6960]

Anaiah Young chill it’s a joke dang just stfu

[@D-s_productions]

Siri: i cant talk dirty i am as clean as the snow"
Also siri: a female dog is called a bitc-