BEST OF CORY BEING CRAZY

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @Alsshion
    @Alsshion 2 года назад +7091

    It's insane that cory can somehow make both chris and zach become the straight man when he starts saying shit

    • @tuckernutter
      @tuckernutter 2 года назад +3

      Fucking right? One wants to boil milk; the other asked Tomar if he'd cry if a yellow glob came out of his penis: but Cory outranks them all as King of Cloudcuckoo Land

    • @youhaveayds8975
      @youhaveayds8975 2 года назад +363

      At the same time too its practically Cory's superpower

    • @tootsie_
      @tootsie_ 2 года назад +550

      literal cartoon characters of humans and they're forced to be the straight man when Cory goes big mode

    • @Bajigaloo
      @Bajigaloo 2 года назад +151

      @@tootsie_ big mode is an incredible decription. i love it

    • @HunterSentinel
      @HunterSentinel 2 года назад +80

      I know that Zach and Chris could be SOOOOO much more cursed than Corey if they tried... but they know that it’s funnier if they just be themselves... like Corey is doing.

  • @Astro_Crunch
    @Astro_Crunch 2 года назад +4720

    Cory can recite Chris Chan videos word-for-word without a second thought, but he can't remember if Adolf Hitler and Winston Churchill were alive at the same time.

    • @twidgetron328
      @twidgetron328 2 года назад +469

      He forgot Darth Vader wields a Lightsaber but was otherwise able to draw him.

    • @timaeustestified3951
      @timaeustestified3951 2 года назад +256

      most normal christorian

    • @thefreelancequeen
      @thefreelancequeen 2 года назад

      That’s autism for ya lol

    • @humanitysfinest9795
      @humanitysfinest9795 2 года назад +159

      Tbf, Chris Chan is more documented then Jesus Christ, supposed savior of humanity, so do with that, what you will

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 года назад +98

      @@twidgetron328”oh yeah, they don’t have AK-47s in Star Wars”

  • @ohlordy4567
    @ohlordy4567 2 года назад +5809

    Cory has a third eye, but it’s filled with cataracts

    • @Gobbygoblin
      @Gobbygoblin 2 года назад +176

      holy fuck this is amazing

    • @ellewis817
      @ellewis817 2 года назад +115

      DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE

    • @Sofnuuy
      @Sofnuuy 2 года назад +178

      Its all yellow and milky. Its can see into the future but only by one second so its not that cool.

    • @kapparill
      @kapparill 2 года назад +8

      This is so true

    • @Beunibster
      @Beunibster 2 года назад +37

      @@Sofnuuy but it makes him a god at Sonic

  • @nopancakemix570
    @nopancakemix570 Год назад +7220

    Cory is everything we jokingly say Tomar is

    • @prohikikomo
      @prohikikomo Год назад

      You think it's a joke? Cute... your but a worm.

    • @robertanderson1690
      @robertanderson1690 Год назад

      I've never considered Tomar genuinely retarded and not funny.

    • @limecatcher1482
      @limecatcher1482 Год назад +690

      a good, honest law-abiding citizen?

    • @mister-zen8491
      @mister-zen8491 Год назад +475

      Someone with peak mental stability?

    • @ohthatsaj8293
      @ohthatsaj8293 Год назад +384

      Someone with a stable 401k?

  • @purplesugar5265
    @purplesugar5265 2 года назад +3660

    Cory's ability to consistently frustrate and/or confuse Zach is a testament to the depths of his quirkiness.

    • @pravkdey
      @pravkdey 2 года назад +238

      Drunken master vs sword saint, except with auts

    • @Bashuraptor
      @Bashuraptor Год назад

      Or his stupidity😊

    • @nicodelle7160
      @nicodelle7160 Год назад +90

      Silly crazy man vs crazy silly man

    • @mierardi88
      @mierardi88 Год назад +34

      "quirkiness" is a nice way of saying *gorilla noises*

    • @beenis9842
      @beenis9842 Год назад

      i don't think it's very hard to get zach to comment on your genuine social retardation he very clearly loves analyzing that out loud to make fun of said social retardation

  • @101kirbyfan
    @101kirbyfan 2 года назад +2461

    Corey's ability to make Zach Hadel, co-creator of Smiling Friends, the grounded and normal one of any conversation without fail, is nothing short of a talent.

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 года назад +111

      I’d love for Cory to be in a future Smiling Friends episode tbh

    • @iost5459
      @iost5459 Год назад +95

      Smiling Friends comes off as fairly normal to me. What really showcases Zachary and Christopher’s derangement is Hellbenders.

    • @101kirbyfan
      @101kirbyfan Год назад +55

      @@iost5459 now I wanna see an episode where Pim and Charlie interact with the Zach and Chris from Hellbenders

    • @iost5459
      @iost5459 Год назад +55

      @@101kirbyfan Chris and Zach’s characters haven’t smiled since their show got canned, that would be a brilliant episode.

    • @SS-op9wt
      @SS-op9wt Год назад +7

      ​@@iost5459 it would be cool to see some spiritual successor characters from hellbenders tied into smiling friends, I go crazy for newgrounds throwbacks lol

  • @chadrose4078
    @chadrose4078 2 года назад +4541

    “Let’s talk fat” is an S-tier conversation starter.

    • @bobwasdole
      @bobwasdole 2 года назад

      hey fat come on, man come on fat come on man

    • @orangejoe2147
      @orangejoe2147 2 года назад

      C’mon, fat
      let’s talk fat, fat

    • @thischannelisdecommissioned
      @thischannelisdecommissioned 2 года назад +1

      Campaign '22
      "Let's talk fat" VS "Kill the fatstards"
      Which message will resonate with Voters?

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 2 года назад +207

      Come on fat come on man come on Jack.

    • @colxn
      @colxn 2 года назад

      no FAT no FAT no FAT

  • @owenwilson5271
    @owenwilson5271 2 года назад +613

    Zack yelling “IT’S DONE!” when Cory messes up the bit for the 3rd time is my favorite part lol

  • @xaviercaldwell2206
    @xaviercaldwell2206 2 года назад +4597

    an hour of cory’s spectrum spectacles? count me braindead

    • @1810jeff
      @1810jeff 2 года назад +175

      It's been observed that those who spend a lot of time with a schizophrenic end up experiencing a mild form of it. This explains a lot of what we've seen with the gang.

    • @snowcloudshinobi
      @snowcloudshinobi 2 года назад +75

      an audaciously alluring alliteration, assuredly

    • @GregEV
      @GregEV 2 года назад +10

      tienes comida en casa?

    • @hotsaucehysteria
      @hotsaucehysteria 2 года назад +6

      This is the greatest comment

    • @jsj0520
      @jsj0520 2 года назад +6

      Holy shit this comment killed me

  • @Sunshine-san
    @Sunshine-san 2 года назад +378

    "The three wise men."
    _"There's four people, Cory."_

  • @mTwJARhead
    @mTwJARhead 2 года назад +3606

    Corey is the unstable coomer game lord that lives in all of us

    • @cervichthyoquine
      @cervichthyoquine 2 года назад +208

      He was half responsible for Gaper Mario

    • @pass_
      @pass_ 2 года назад +123

      I wear my cory on my sleeves

    • @Lambdaleth
      @Lambdaleth 2 года назад +67

      Corey is uninhibited Id

    • @IamAJoe
      @IamAJoe 2 года назад +75

      so peak male performance

    • @Hevymin
      @Hevymin 2 года назад +1

      @@cervichthyoquine and he gave us Punio wearing latex thigh-highs getting his ass eaten out.
      Bless him, truly.

  • @enthiegavoir5955
    @enthiegavoir5955 2 года назад +1449

    25:16 "how would you feel if Cory was the one human who never died?"
    "...that would be so fucking typical of Cory..."

    • @videogameguy323
      @videogameguy323 2 года назад +60

      It would though! 😂😂

    • @DumbTomato
      @DumbTomato Год назад +30

      This is still one of my all time favorite oneyplays quotes.

    • @pickedceasar1216
      @pickedceasar1216 Год назад +6

      He probably will somehow knowing him

    • @SonuvaGun16
      @SonuvaGun16 Месяц назад +1

      Would've loved to see Cory snd Julian interact on this channel

    • @CollegeDroputPowerpoints
      @CollegeDroputPowerpoints 4 дня назад

      Fun fact: Corey is the only person Tomar hasn't murdered in his sleep because no one knows where Corey lives including corey

  • @JacobVonRoker
    @JacobVonRoker 2 года назад +623

    I FUCKING love cory so much because he'll mispronounce some entire phrase, hear the corrected version, and not repeat it, so it'll never stay retained in his vocab

  • @RustySauceCartoons
    @RustySauceCartoons 2 года назад +1328

    Cory is disturbingly similar to Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where he'll randomly make up a word and instantly expect everyone to know what it means without any context whatsoever

    • @alyssamcfarland4747
      @alyssamcfarland4747 2 года назад +50

      YOU ARE SO RIGHT

    • @josephikrakowski1137
      @josephikrakowski1137 2 года назад +134

      You know damn well Cory’s favorite food is milksteak

    • @splash_067
      @splash_067 2 года назад +52

      @@josephikrakowski1137 with a side of the finest jellybeans!

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 года назад +107

      “He’s doing the wingle dance.”
      “What the fuck did you just say, Cory? Was that even English?”

    • @bennyhath1789
      @bennyhath1789 Год назад +18

      Denim chicken?

  • @lilexistentialcrisis2197
    @lilexistentialcrisis2197 2 года назад +1476

    ‘Would you like to sharpen a pencil’ has got me literally fucking crying

  • @jeniskindof
    @jeniskindof 7 месяцев назад +45

    Cory walks a fine line between needing Velcro shoes and omnipotent being

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 4 месяца назад +3

      And the line grows thinner by the day

  • @robotom6595
    @robotom6595 2 года назад +1563

    10:37 I love this bit going wrong so much. It starts with Cory being confused and not sure what's going on, then it turns into him getting it but wanting to take the bit one direction that Zach and Chris don't get, so it devolves into anger and confusion about where to take the joke.

    • @caswillsaveme
      @caswillsaveme 2 года назад +300

      When Zach screams “ITS DEAD” it’s so funny he is never the person who kills the bit so u know it’s bad

    • @Dan-mo7fl
      @Dan-mo7fl 2 года назад +139

      would you liek to sharpen a pencil ?

    • @mikael_void5040
      @mikael_void5040 2 года назад +142

      When Corey instead of translating for the THIRD TIME said “Oh I’m the translat-“ I can’t even, dude is special

    • @HL_Eminence
      @HL_Eminence 2 года назад +25

      I think you're giving him too much credit.

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor Год назад +5

      @@HL_Eminence Not at all.

  • @jordythecat7181
    @jordythecat7181 Год назад +2048

    “I have nothing against shit fetishes-“
    “I do.”
    “I do.”

  • @draugadrottin
    @draugadrottin 2 года назад +1011

    To Cory, crazy frog is just normal frog

  • @LawDraws
    @LawDraws 2 года назад +610

    Cory calling hexagons the Star of Joseph and the biohazard symbol the Star of Bishop will never not make me laugh

    • @donet0death240
      @donet0death240 Год назад +3

      It’s the same fuckin thiiiing 😂😂😂

    • @AzayBae
      @AzayBae 5 месяцев назад +18

      Him having no clue who David and Goliath are also just killed me man.
      He thought it was a Jack Black movie 😂

    • @Thereal67P
      @Thereal67P 5 месяцев назад +18

      Don't forget calling Jimmy Neutron "Jimmy Amadeus Helperman"

  • @dabesy123454
    @dabesy123454 2 года назад +1422

    Cory being censored even after being allowed to say such monstrous things is frightening.

    • @chuckmcluckin6082
      @chuckmcluckin6082 2 года назад +310

      "What's the need?" Zach sounds disgusted AND disappointed

    • @joshknollenberg7334
      @joshknollenberg7334 2 года назад +6

      What dude say

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 2 года назад +2

      ??

    • @chuckmcluckin6082
      @chuckmcluckin6082 2 года назад +105

      @@joshknollenberg7334 Whatever you want it to be, I doubt it was as funny as the reactions

    • @_G.C
      @_G.C 2 года назад +119

      You even got to hear the forbidden 4th sound effect they hardly ever use for bleeps, and what a treat it is

  • @Natalie_Toshino
    @Natalie_Toshino Год назад +295

    35:35 "Cory, I'm scared of you, sometimes, when you say things like that." just kind of sums up the whole video.

  • @happytownworld2742
    @happytownworld2742 2 года назад +789

    17:38
    “What’s Ancient Philosophy?”
    It couldn’t be more literal Cory

    • @marcopivetta7796
      @marcopivetta7796 2 года назад +182

      He wants to know if you mean Hellenistic, classical or pre-socratic. Obviously.

    • @ilovenovels
      @ilovenovels 5 месяцев назад +9

      Cory is literally Aristotle (edit: i meant diogenes)

    • @pickedceasar1216
      @pickedceasar1216 3 месяца назад +3

      Cory is immortal and the purest form of confusion personified

  • @Smilephile
    @Smilephile 2 года назад +216

    I absolutely love that no one has corrected Corey's terminology when he says "Mother-bearing hips"

    • @ShinoAburame37
      @ShinoAburame37 Год назад +17

      It's his signature

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Год назад +31

      It's become an accepted and welcomed Cory-exclusive idiosyncrasy. A "Spazm", if you will.

  • @TheGreenarrow88
    @TheGreenarrow88 Год назад +318

    "Brustel sprouts"
    this is by far the most unforgivable cory-ism

    • @bulletbill5977
      @bulletbill5977 Год назад +26

      The best part is that I think he arrived at that spelling by confusing Brussels with rustle, as in to rustle up some grub. Both words entered into the black hole of Cory's mind and became twisted and mutated.

    • @Degorth
      @Degorth Год назад +18

      You forgot the silent Q

    • @pickedceasar1216
      @pickedceasar1216 Год назад +6

      Nah definitely forgetting what a lightsaber is and forgetting Jimmy neutrons name twice

    • @Slowbunaga
      @Slowbunaga Год назад +7

      Coh-log-knee.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@SlowbunagaWHAT THE HELL IS A "CHABB LISS?!"

  • @HieHie72
    @HieHie72 Год назад +165

    I love when Cory has an idea and it’s just 5 uninterrupted seconds of censoring

  • @telepath1890
    @telepath1890 2 года назад +565

    7:55 Zach's iconic Ding dong impression

  • @Croc21000
    @Croc21000 Год назад +472

    Whoever came up with the Donkey Kong sounds as a censor is a fucking genius.

    • @Shlankyman545
      @Shlankyman545 Год назад +2

      Most likely Chris considering he adores chimps and apes.

    • @Kirodev
      @Kirodev Год назад +26

      Thanks

    • @yujiruffhanma3095
      @yujiruffhanma3095 Год назад +19

      They should put it over other famous moments of foulness, like Michael Richards at the Laugh Factory

  • @elementa7463
    @elementa7463 2 года назад +697

    Cory really knows how to unbuckle my seatbelt

    • @boojersey13
      @boojersey13 2 года назад +39

      Cory told me if I didn't keep my seatbelt off while going 80 on the freeway he'd put nail polish remover in my eyes

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 2 года назад +29

      Cory told me if I needed to pee while he was driving just to do it into his mouth

    • @springydingy1
      @springydingy1 4 месяца назад +2

      Cory told me to replace the airbags with whoopee cushions.

    • @IamLucky-l7d
      @IamLucky-l7d 21 день назад

      Cory told me that if I turn on the light in the car he will put a match right on my eye

  • @levferno483
    @levferno483 8 месяцев назад +21

    This never gets old. It’s so hard to pin down my favorite bit, but Zach getting furious over Cory being unable to understand the translator bit is a gem.

  • @varicosevaynes
    @varicosevaynes 2 года назад +371

    I’m so glad they still draw cory with his iconic blue striped hoodie from the sleepycabin days

    • @ParappatheRapper
      @ParappatheRapper 2 года назад +29

      It feels like forever ago, yet at the same time like it was yesterday.

    • @daltonbecker4494
      @daltonbecker4494 2 года назад +57

      Cory does seem like the kind of guy to wear clothes that he has owned for decades.

    • @Gobbygoblin
      @Gobbygoblin 2 года назад +35

      @@daltonbecker4494 hes like a cartoon character who wears the same clothes

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 года назад +11

      @@Gobbygoblinhe has a closet full of them like SpongeBob

    • @varicosevaynes
      @varicosevaynes Год назад +5

      @@daltonbecker4494 like Chris Chan’s striped long sleeve

  • @Kids_Scissors
    @Kids_Scissors 2 года назад +118

    Cory's brilliant power to cast a distortion field on the people around him whenever he talks is nothing short of amazing

  • @greggggggggg
    @greggggggggg 2 года назад +403

    my favorite cory moments where when he forgot jimmy neutrons name on two separate occasions

    • @aniquinstark4347
      @aniquinstark4347 2 года назад +27

      He said James Isaac Neutron 😂

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni 2 года назад +17

      @@aniquinstark4347 Erm that's actually his full name

    • @scream-beam3519
      @scream-beam3519 2 года назад +9

      @@aniquinstark4347 that’s literally what Jimmy’s mom says when he gets in trouble

    • @FunnyStarRunner
      @FunnyStarRunner 2 года назад +15

      Not only did he forget Jimmy's name, but he was somehow able to remember the name of the kid from Teacher's Pet.

    • @donet0death240
      @donet0death240 2 года назад +15

      @@aniquinstark4347 *Jimmy Amadeus Hulperman

  • @dalleme5656
    @dalleme5656 2 года назад +71

    12:05 the way cory says "there's more" breaks my dang heart man

  • @Mr.SpicyIce
    @Mr.SpicyIce 2 года назад +911

    there is way more than an hour worth of Cory man.

    • @Agripapost
      @Agripapost 2 года назад +73

      Yes, but could you handle more?

    • @AdahnFlorence
      @AdahnFlorence 2 года назад +58

      They weren't prepared to reupload the entirety of their Resident Evil 3 playthrough.

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 2 года назад +5

      God help us all

    • @FungIsSquish
      @FungIsSquish 2 года назад +9

      @@Agripapost I was dizzy from lack of oxygen, I would drop dead if there was any more

    • @geothepoly
      @geothepoly 2 года назад +13

      Studies show that an hour is the most an average human can handle before reaching a critical condition resulting in hospitalization

  • @qnteban
    @qnteban 2 года назад +228

    The entire Sonic Heroes playthrough is just one big tangent

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 Год назад +134

    I'm pretty sure Cory is the only thing that can get Zach to "break character" and just react in shock. Normally he can kinda go toe-to-toe with the others and their silliness, but with Cory, Zach sounds so distraught and confused.

  • @Koalalover70
    @Koalalover70 2 года назад +343

    Cory is on the fun side of the spectrum

  • @dylanreeves7320
    @dylanreeves7320 Год назад +37

    The kinds of things Zach says for comedic effect, Cory says as a genuine thought

  • @SprDrumio64
    @SprDrumio64 2 года назад +817

    Cory 100% could have become Chris Chan, if not for the water people in his early life

    • @alyssamcfarland4747
      @alyssamcfarland4747 2 года назад +92

      They set him straight

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 года назад +75

      I like how it’s all because of the water people and not his art skills

    • @lucasottens8506
      @lucasottens8506 2 года назад

      @@henrynelson9301 "Art Skills" Translation: Diaper, fart fetish and scat porn.

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 года назад

      @@lucasottens8506 what are you talking about

    • @Kirodev
      @Kirodev Год назад +8

      Sleepycast fan spotted

  • @trajanfidelis
    @trajanfidelis 2 года назад +1020

    Cory's brain only has 3 wrinkles in it, but they're deeper than average.

    • @massivive
      @massivive 2 года назад +122

      his wrinkles are colored blue, red, and yellow

    • @Romero_m8
      @Romero_m8 Год назад +52

      His brain is in the shape of a star of Joseph

    • @yujiruffhanma3095
      @yujiruffhanma3095 Год назад +9

      ​​@Study Anon Tomar emeralds man

    • @patrickmcelrath4962
      @patrickmcelrath4962 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@Romero_m8 the same shape as mother bearing hips

  • @kapnkoi4410
    @kapnkoi4410 2 года назад +304

    I go back just to listen to Chris tell the "Mario walks into a bar" joke and hear the pure sadness that is Zach 2 seconds after.

    • @saucysacrilegious
      @saucysacrilegious 2 года назад +73

      they emulated pure dingdong and julian energy with that one, cory wheezing like he can't breathe and zach disappointedly saying "chris..."

    • @YamiFrankc
      @YamiFrankc Год назад +1

      I don't even understand why he got sad

    • @charliehigginson7990
      @charliehigginson7990 Год назад

      What’s the time stamp?

    • @kapnkoi4410
      @kapnkoi4410 Год назад +3

      ​@@charliehigginson7990 7:55

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff Год назад +3

      ​@@YamiFrankc It just isn't funny that's all 😭

  • @gulpispulp
    @gulpispulp 2 года назад +219

    Zach’s little “yes” at 14:08 fucking gets me every time

  • @Mtv-get-off-thee-air
    @Mtv-get-off-thee-air 2 года назад +282

    I like how Zach poses the most complicated and intelligent questions

    • @alexneufeld6952
      @alexneufeld6952 2 года назад +110

      "Tomar would you get a cybernetic upgrade so that everyone can see how much piss is inside of you" - Zach, avengers 2020 playthrough

    • @geothepoly
      @geothepoly 2 года назад

      "Tomar would you get metal bolts in your head if it increased your IQ by 10 points"

    • @alexneufeld6952
      @alexneufeld6952 Год назад +11

      Im a moron its the noita play through

  • @No_Life_Alex
    @No_Life_Alex 11 месяцев назад +26

    "i'm gonna have second hand embarrasment"
    "corey, it's first hand, you're doing it"

  • @nomoremike3075
    @nomoremike3075 2 года назад +245

    Cory is from some alternate dimension where things are named slightly differently.

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 2 года назад +40

      He's from the Mandela dimension

    • @johannesschmeckelbauer5826
      @johannesschmeckelbauer5826 2 года назад +10

      They should bless us with an official comp of cory spelling things differently

    • @patrickmcelrath4962
      @patrickmcelrath4962 9 месяцев назад +2

      The man delailah

    • @peeeeeeeeeeaf
      @peeeeeeeeeeaf 8 месяцев назад

      theres also two different versions of judaism in his dimension

    • @BodyheadPictures
      @BodyheadPictures Месяц назад +1

      @@TheBanManThe Mandingo Dimension

  • @DeffVsTheWorld
    @DeffVsTheWorld 2 года назад +174

    We NEED Cory and Adam episodes. A true meeting of the minds.

    • @chaaseisstupid2036
      @chaaseisstupid2036 2 года назад +21

      Cory Adam and Zach just don't include chris

    • @androocomo1859
      @androocomo1859 2 года назад +11

      Cory is the sane one between him and Adam 💀💀💀

    • @GusanitoXYZ
      @GusanitoXYZ Год назад +1

      It already happen but let’s pretend that boring Maple Story gameplay doesn’t exist

    • @DeffVsTheWorld
      @DeffVsTheWorld Год назад

      way ahead of you buddy

    • @pyrogreg8
      @pyrogreg8 Год назад +2

      you have Dark Souls 1 and 2 now

  • @videonmode8649
    @videonmode8649 2 года назад +250

    Cory's brainwaves are so strong they can influence and damper the viewers brain cells

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 2 года назад +8

      Can conform

  • @Sunshine-san
    @Sunshine-san 2 года назад +106

    I don't know how else to describe it but everytime Chris and Cory are together it feels like watching a mother struggle to control her kid on a leash and harness in public

  • @screamy_
    @screamy_ 2 года назад +593

    ITS TIME. years ago i saw a compilation called “best of cory being fucking crazy” and now its finally canon.

    • @c2HitsButtons
      @c2HitsButtons 2 года назад +15

      That's an Otto one right?

    • @Yaksoup98
      @Yaksoup98 2 года назад +34

      I watched it recently again but it seems to be gone now
      Very sad
      Oh nvm it's unlisted. Found it in a playlist

    • @ducky-iu2pu
      @ducky-iu2pu 2 года назад +2

      @@Yaksoup98 i literally watched that yesterday wow

    • @mr.bungaloo6177
      @mr.bungaloo6177 2 года назад +1

      @@Yaksoup98 which playlist?

    • @gugu5285
      @gugu5285 2 года назад +1

      @@Yaksoup98 u gotta share the playlist brah

  • @the_bob_squad
    @the_bob_squad 2 года назад +154

    I love how the thumbnail is of Cory having a 'tism tantrum, but most of this is just him saying stuff that would get most people thrown in a padded cell

  • @senpai7101
    @senpai7101 2 года назад +469

    Isn’t he ZANY?
    Isn’t he CRAZY?
    Isn’t he JUST A LITTLE OFF?

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 2 года назад +1

      He's NUTS of some sort.

    • @franmeske
      @franmeske 2 года назад +46

      Zany Hadel and Crazy O'Neal

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 2 года назад +32

      ISN'T HE A BIT OUT OF LEFT FIELD, SO TO SPEAK?

    • @NotCthulhu
      @NotCthulhu 2 года назад

      erm his brain damage is a little cringe my darling

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 2 года назад +6

      Hes pushing a grandma of a cliff! There he goes! What tomfoolery!

  • @konrad6688
    @konrad6688 2 года назад +63

    I like how Zach’s reactions to Cory’s hypothetical nonsense is the exact same as DingDong’s reactions to Chris’ hypothetical nonsense

  • @RozKounelakion
    @RozKounelakion 2 года назад +1312

    Out of all the bits in this video Cory having a girlfriend is the most insane one

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 2 года назад +81

      For a long time now too

    • @amoralexandria3071
      @amoralexandria3071 2 года назад +215

      @@Corkoth55 yeah he’s been with Lexi for like a decade at this point, Cory was a chad all along

    • @christiangleason122
      @christiangleason122 2 года назад +295

      @Radigan Sounds pretty Chad to me

    • @christiangleason122
      @christiangleason122 2 года назад +295

      @Radigan It's been that way for a long time now buddy.

    • @Dark0neone
      @Dark0neone 2 года назад +10

      @Radigan except that those people really do exist, even if they're rare.

  • @TheSquash3
    @TheSquash3 2 года назад +46

    Loved the mini super cut of every time he says “mother bearing hips”

  • @idfrigginkman
    @idfrigginkman 2 года назад +382

    Anytime Cory's the focal point in a comp, you know it's gonna be good

    • @emersynth
      @emersynth 2 года назад +21

      the FECAL point, hrm?

  • @Zlarel
    @Zlarel Год назад +28

    25:33 I love the pause between Cory saying "Show her what for" and Zach calling him out on it. I'm just imagining Zach's expression as he mulls over what he just heard.

  • @robbieboydudeguy
    @robbieboydudeguy 2 года назад +178

    My favorite part of the fraternal twin bit is that it’s literally the only time Cory didn’t fuck up a fact and pronunciation. Everyone thought he was saying PATERNAL wrong, when fraternal refers to brothers lmao

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 2 года назад +44

      I think Cory accidentally invented a word that already exists, because he doesn't even sound like he knows what he's saying

    • @johannesschmeckelbauer5826
      @johannesschmeckelbauer5826 2 года назад +6

      I remember hearing him pronouncing it "ferternal" or "furtetnal" or something

    • @Fuges
      @Fuges 2 года назад +27

      What’s even better is that instead of explaining what it meant he just kept repeating it as if they would suddenly understand

  • @blondie2978
    @blondie2978 2 года назад +142

    52:41 "Sometimes my brain works faster than I can think" I fucking love our Dan Quayle of Internet Guys

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Год назад +10

      We need to get him on a podcast with Gavin Free and Rich Evans and just see what happens. It'll be like that time James IV put two babies on a remote island with a deaf and mute lady to see if they could develop their own language without any outside cultural influence.

  • @AcidicMentality
    @AcidicMentality 2 года назад +327

    12:32 omfg the legit rage is hilarious

    • @theequalizer694
      @theequalizer694 2 года назад +75

      Cory is the only person who can make zach genuinely angry lmfao

  • @thefappingfapster8644
    @thefappingfapster8644 2 года назад +283

    38:40 I never realized how many times Cory has said "mother bearing hips". Is he okay?

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 года назад +66

      You’ve never heard of bearing and giving birth to a mother?

    • @AwesomeMooseSmile
      @AwesomeMooseSmile Год назад

      I think he means that they are hips that birth and belong to mothers, but he just doesn't understand how retarded it sounds

    • @ihateroads7926
      @ihateroads7926 Год назад +17

      To be fair, one of the times he says “mother bearing herms”

    • @donet0death240
      @donet0death240 Год назад +6

      Mother birthing hips 😂

    • @peeeeeeeeeeaf
      @peeeeeeeeeeaf 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@henrynelson9301completely unrelated but this is actually a real things some bugs do where they give birth to a baby thats already pregnant

  • @McDoinky
    @McDoinky 2 года назад +134

    I like to imagine that he’s yelling “SPHERICAL!” at them in the thumbnail

    • @Madness200
      @Madness200 2 года назад +16

      I see it as him yelling that "MY BRAIN! NO! WOOOOOOORK!" he yelled in Indivisible.

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 2 года назад +9

      And then Niall falls on his face

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Год назад +4

      _"But Doctor Insano... _*_Doctor Insano... DOCTOR INSANO...!"_*

  • @sporovid5856
    @sporovid5856 2 года назад +191

    I was able to watch the whole thing, but him calling Big Ben “Ben Drowned tower” at 34:45 is what finally broke me.

    • @jerrysmith8814
      @jerrysmith8814 8 месяцев назад +9

      This one truly proved to me that Cory is an ascended being

    • @ToastedSwitch2
      @ToastedSwitch2 5 месяцев назад

      @@jerrysmith8814TATSUYA PFP SPOTTED!!

    • @jerrysmith8814
      @jerrysmith8814 4 месяца назад +2

      @@ToastedSwitch2 damn straight fellow man of culture

    • @ToastedSwitch2
      @ToastedSwitch2 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jerrysmith8814 real shit

    • @thebuddah1253
      @thebuddah1253 3 месяца назад

      ​@@ToastedSwitch2 literally the most boring games ever made

  • @Circuitssmith
    @Circuitssmith 2 года назад +186

    “Let’s talk fat, come on man….”
    Zach’s little pocket Joe Biden clawing its way to freedom for another brief moment.

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 Год назад +103

    “You guys were both alive when the USSR was still a country, and you’re getting Sonic toys!”

    • @kingmob2716
      @kingmob2716 Год назад +18

      Cory: "I don't even know what the USSR is!"

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg 8 месяцев назад

      @@kingmob2716*USR

  • @elocfreidon
    @elocfreidon 2 года назад +170

    Cory's sharpen pencil translation is fucking genius.

  • @adamruiz3683
    @adamruiz3683 7 месяцев назад +18

    There's nothing funnier than Corey saying something so unhinged that Chris and Zach both yell at him like disappointed parents.

  • @nono-xm8yl
    @nono-xm8yl 2 года назад +66

    I like that in the Happy Meal story, Zach asks whether the Sonic toys are cool, at least. Like he could imagine himself doing the same thing if McDonalds had cool toys pertaining to his own interests.

    • @Kirodev
      @Kirodev Год назад +8

      Donald Trump toy.

  • @Abysalss
    @Abysalss 2 года назад +67

    The hardest thing about deciphering Cory is that he’s both a pathological liar and his brain also works in a crazy way with making nonsensical connections, I genuinely don’t think he can even help it when he makes something up

  • @enthiegavoir5955
    @enthiegavoir5955 2 года назад +89

    Loving how he out-crazy's Zach

    • @Kirodev
      @Kirodev Год назад +10

      The difference is Zach is intentionally crazy for the sake of the show while Cory 80% of the time is just legitimately clinically insane

  • @JennyHugg
    @JennyHugg 2 года назад +57

    “First of all I’m taken ladies.”
    “Cory dude, nobody wanted you.”

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 2 года назад +51

    the confusion over the translator bit was way funnier than the actual bit wouldve been

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 Год назад +34

    Cory can go to depths that no one else can. He can frustrate even Zach, he can tire out Chris, he is the final boss of OneyPlays

  • @LimeDeB
    @LimeDeB 2 года назад +34

    The way the comp goes from 40 minutes of Cory being this simple, unhinged weirdo to like a 10 minute segment of him completely amazing and impressing the group with his ability to outsmart the Zelda game, and making himself look like a genius just makes him so much more fascinating.

  • @xersilusftw3245
    @xersilusftw3245 Год назад +25

    Every single sentence cory says is like getting flashbanged in a dark room

  • @big_manny
    @big_manny 2 года назад +412

    i love how at 35:10 cory says "fraternal twin" and since nobody had heard of that phrase they just assume its cory being crazy lmfao

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 2 года назад +52

      Bizarre how he's the only one to have heard of it

    • @Fuges
      @Fuges 2 года назад +148

      the best part is that "fraternal twin" is a real thing, but instead of explaining it to them he just keeps repeating it as if that would make them understand

    • @lborlet5204
      @lborlet5204 2 года назад +61

      Mainly because he’s using it completely wrong, I’m pretty sure he meant Siamese twin

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 года назад +5

      I’m pretty sure Cory was just accidentally correct that time

    • @reverbthevocal421
      @reverbthevocal421 Год назад +10

      @@lborlet5204 No, he's using it correctly. A fraternal twin is when two egg cells are fertilized, while an identical twin is when a single egg cell creates two babies.

  • @GlueTubb
    @GlueTubb 7 месяцев назад +10

    My favourite quirk of Cory is that he is a complete blithering man baby, but he perfectly uses slang from the 1920's almost perfectly.

  • @KidaPak
    @KidaPak 2 года назад +19

    10 years later and I'm still listening to these guys. Will never forget😂🙌🏼

    • @alexbange6308
      @alexbange6308 2 года назад +6

      been following these boys since newgrounds

  • @caswillsaveme
    @caswillsaveme 2 года назад +92

    Cory going from collecting ugly little figures and being mad as shit about it, to him saying he wants a giant porn collection 😭😭

  • @br3akstuff
    @br3akstuff Год назад +31

    "Cory no one wanted you dude...anyway, go on" is so fucking funny

  • @Stick_gun
    @Stick_gun 2 года назад +46

    9:35 " I will pretend to bwe a mouf bwever" I think about this every day

  • @PudgySasquatch
    @PudgySasquatch Год назад +70

    i think we should force Cory and Adam to live together for a year in a padded room just having conversations and record it, pretty sure we'd solve all the world's problems deciphering what nonsense they blather out

    • @ragdollinballin
      @ragdollinballin 10 месяцев назад +6

      trying to understand that would force humanity's brains to evolve and become more intelligent just to figure it out so that would probably actually work lmao

  • @saladparfait
    @saladparfait 2 года назад +44

    35:10 Fraternal twins are twins that are still genetically distinct from each other. Score 1 for Cory.

  • @dandy-jack
    @dandy-jack 2 года назад +30

    "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARPEN A PENCIL"
    "WHAT ARE YOU *_TALKING_* ABOUT???"

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 Год назад +59

    If Cory ever becomes senile, he'll actually start making more sense than before.

  • @seshjuan42069
    @seshjuan42069 2 года назад +77

    i bet just being around Cory when he obtains a happy meal is an absolute christmas treat on it's own :)

    • @nikkifish
      @nikkifish 2 года назад

      I wasn’t expecting seeing Midori on OneyPlays

    • @awsomewolfman124
      @awsomewolfman124 2 года назад +11

      Including the part where you need to drive him to four other McDonald's because he didn't get the right toy.

    • @voids4818
      @voids4818 2 года назад +11

      @@awsomewolfman124 and you needing to order for him because he’s too socially anxious to ask for the proper toy

  • @hibikiazuma
    @hibikiazuma 2 года назад +25

    Watching Corey compilations is like getting a Fallout perk.
    You may be having fun, but something gets lost in your brain in exchange for it

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD Год назад

      😂😂😂

  • @KUPSMusic
    @KUPSMusic 2 года назад +111

    Cory, the sonic loving manbaby for an hour? Count me in

  • @shailune
    @shailune 5 месяцев назад +7

    its amazing how much of an actual grounding force cory is to zach. anything zach could do or say is just blown out of the water by corys 'tism

  • @patrinizer346
    @patrinizer346 4 месяца назад +16

    18:29 Cory: "I've got nothing against shit fetishes."
    Chris: "I do."
    Zach: "I do!"

  • @captainred7844
    @captainred7844 2 года назад +46

    Chris losing his shit at the bees bit after 10 fucking seconds always gives me life

  • @vrakathen9332
    @vrakathen9332 Год назад +16

    0:58 the disappointment in Zach’s voice when he says “Cory.” is unmeasurable and my day has been made.

  • @nutzeeber
    @nutzeeber 5 месяцев назад +8

    "i think cory should translate" immediately crafted a pair of cement boots on Corey's feet and teleport him to the pacific

  • @PKzale
    @PKzale 2 года назад +19

    Cory is quickly becoming my favorite person in the world

  • @shnorkeythefourth4572
    @shnorkeythefourth4572 2 года назад +21

    Early on I was convinced Cory was just Chris changing his voice slightly because they’d never talk at the same time

  • @ChibiBoxing
    @ChibiBoxing 2 года назад +138

    37:00 doesn't matter what day itnis, I find Cory's answer to his sexual curiosity as a teen amazing. Also the reaction is priceless, no one expected that.

    • @OCTAMAN
      @OCTAMAN Год назад +30

      The fact that Jeff was sitting there in deadpan silence just makes it that much more hilarious.

  • @BlissfulFishe
    @BlissfulFishe 6 месяцев назад +13

    5:22 Zach talking about a porcelain mini me makes a lot of sense now after Smiling Friends

  • @thedeathchimera
    @thedeathchimera 2 года назад +31

    There is no price I wouldn't pay to hear what Corey says when being censored.

  • @kiasmidt7678
    @kiasmidt7678 8 месяцев назад +3

    Zach listening to Cory talking about collecting toys gives me the same feeling as an elderly father listening to his adult son describing his favorite anime

  • @RibeyeJohnny
    @RibeyeJohnny 2 года назад +32

    Cory's grasp on the English language is quite unique