the greatest insult is when my nearest town is so irrelevant it not only didn't make it onto any of the slander list but it didn't even make it onto the "realising how irrelevant they are" list
Peterborough has the unfortunate consequence of being the train station you get stuck at if London stations have signalling issues or are closed for repairs when coming from the north east. That basically means the overwhelming majority of people who stop in Peterborough want to be out of there as fast as possible and will only remember it as the place they had to deal with going through. Imagine a town being only seen as an inconvenience and you have Peterborough.
As a Hull resident, I can honestly say that your filming crew must have been here on a good day as their footage captured a better than normal picture of the city
@@odyssey.studios am currently a student in Nottingham, and can confirm at night there are many clubs, but during the day it is completely dead nothing to do. Also if you don't fancy clubbing your basically fucked.
As someone from Nottingham, I’m surprised we got mentioned at all, this is the most exciting thing in Nottingham to happen since the last Robin Hood film
As a mid-Welshman, I am genuinely over the moon that you've included us as a unique area and not just lumped Wales together as one thing. Most people think Wales is a singular place that's about 7 miles big consisting only of Cardiff, Snowdon and that one place with the long name. This joy was quickly removed when I found out I am irrelevant having lived in Cov/Warwick for 5 years.
@Ian Thompson But after everything about the UK has been slandered, it will be repeated to the point no one is interested in UK slanders anymore. However, the UK (specifically england) is a shithole so the slanders should go on forever
That Oxford one hit different because my friends and I would take the piss out of another friend who went to Durham but his younger brother got into Oxford
0:55 So true. My school once hired a harris hawk to scare away the seagulls. It worked for a few days, but then one day the seagulls retaliated and killed the hawk in front of my eyes
I'm originally from Watford. The notable things about Watford are: It's as far North as you can go and still have everyone agree you're in "The South". We hate Luton. Elton John used to own our football club. The previous CEO of McDonalds was born in Watford. It's fake Rotherham (Chucklevision was filmed there) The Hornet statue. The Pizza Express is in a building built in 1614. The name of the shopping centre keeps changing, but pretty much everyone calls it its original name, "The Harlequin".
As a Derry man I've never been so offended by something I completely agree with... But thanks for including us this time, that's all of NI covered now, nowhere else exists here
@@JP-ly2et For history/tourism go for Guildhall, the Walls tour, or Tower Museum. For bars maybe the Diamond or Waterloo St. For more outdoors stuff An Grianán Fort is near (5 min over the border). For food the Craft Village has a nice place with homecooked food
As a resident of Reading, I am happy to announce that due to my drive to leave - I have broken fifteen landspeed records and have been shortlisted for Paris 2024 in the 100m
to note: the desire to leave britian was so strong it literally caused the entire population of the isles to singlehandedly kickstart the industrial revolution and take over 25% of the world simply to be able to move the hell out of there.
I love watching these cause living in basically the middle of nowhere means I can laugh all the cities (relatively) near me and not fear any consequences for my town or county
No chance, I once saw a bloke driving one of em smaller tractors 🚜 I was shocked it was movin at all. The guy took the whole of the cabin space must’ve been like 30 stone.
As a "person" who lives in Nottingham the only kinda interesting thing here is warhammer world (if your one of the three people in Nottingham far Enough above the poverty line to afford warhammer)
As a south London resident I can confirm that is a pleasant evening walk in south London, knives do vary depending on whether you are closer to Croydon or Brixton.
As someone who lives in Kent. I’ve never realised just how many French Lorries there are here until this video, you really do learn something everyday.
Imagine being from Sealand and having an entire room filled with UN legislation and trade agreements and common market legislation. I personally wouldn't be fucked enough to go through all that.
@@lesoccboi I was born in Redditch. Fucking shithole. I grew up in Bromsgrove though. Funny how all of Worcestershire is so fucking irrelevant that it didn't even get a joke about how irrelevant it is.
As a Luton resident, I can confirm that rocks are the latest craze here.
Wait till you found minerals and crystals
Yes as a local Luton marsh farm resident, all the locals are going crazy after that
More than your airport?
How do you have technology?
@@taxevaderyoshi5795 yeah we don't really have an airport...
That's just an airplane parking lot
the greatest insult is when my nearest town is so irrelevant it not only didn't make it onto any of the slander list but it didn't even make it onto the "realising how irrelevant they are" list
When Stoke gets mentioned but Burton is still more irrelevant than ever
Lemme guess, Barrow resident?
@@MrIsleNFair Nope, I live near York. I was hoping for a meme of a bunch of vikings in a coffee shop
My county has never been mentioned in one of these videos apart from this one where a city was mentioned.
Same here with Northampton
Peterborough is so utterly insignificant that it can’t be mentioned, Absolutely true.
I get the feeling that Peterborough is vaguely near me but not entirely sure
* nope, turns out Peterborough is hundreds of km away, thank god
Exactly the same with the war-torn region of Northampton
Peterborough has the unfortunate consequence of being the train station you get stuck at if London stations have signalling issues or are closed for repairs when coming from the north east. That basically means the overwhelming majority of people who stop in Peterborough want to be out of there as fast as possible and will only remember it as the place they had to deal with going through.
Imagine a town being only seen as an inconvenience and you have Peterborough.
@@venividivega8889 My family always had the saying that Peterborough isn’t somewhere you go, it’s somewhere you go through.
@@vulturesmusic1617 I too was looking for Northampton, shame we get no slander :(
This is what should be shown in american schools so they can finally know what true british culture is. Very informative sir.
They don't show it at all right now. People learn about things from movies and yt...
Britain has no culture
@@lemontrickle6033 Ok
@@agnidas5816 its very sad, how you guys are only taught about your own country and not the rest of the world
British “culture” 🤮
As a Croydon-dweller, I can confirm that I have been disassembled in the streets by a pleasant gentleman at least 50 times this month.
Also being a croydon dweller, I agree heavily. Lovely having a shank sticking out of your stomach
croydon isn't london
Ah yes the only 2.5 people left in Croydon
@@nash-p I'm the 0.5
@@MazHem I wish it wasn't a place at all but here we are, both being wrong
0:40 “a pleasant evening walk in south london”
I absolutely, completely lost my shit with that one.
Well played, lads.
yeah that happened to me once. sadly i died
You lose your shit!?
Did they shank you and perforate your bowel?
Having lived in Northumberland my entire life I can confirm I've never met another person
Indeed
At least there are plenty of squirrels
I used to go there on holiday every year, I can attest to not seeing a single person there
Ashington at 3am challenge (gone wrong)
I live on the border between Northumberland and Newcastle, no-one dares enters Northumberland due to its lack of civilisation
Aberdeen resident here. You can’t escape the seagulls. They are out for our blood.
They're as big as labradors.
They're not afraid of you.
They will brutally murder anything that moves/gets in their way
They are vicious. I had one try and steal a sandwich out of my hand.
dundee resident confirms
I live in sunderlane, it’s the same here. They’re as big as cats.
Glasgow and Edinburgh fighting over who's more Scottish while Highland looking at them with disgust
Definitely not Edinburgh. It's overrun by english immigrants
@@Leo-S-Ellen
Glasgow is half Irish and Edinburgh is half English.
@@holypaladin4657 tru
wouldn't the highlanders be dying from that haddock they are eating. Since its poison in meat form
Rangers play in a farmer's league
As a Hull resident, I can honestly say that your filming crew must have been here on a good day as their footage captured a better than normal picture of the city
The title delivered
This is a very good sequel and follow-up video
Hi Mr iron Armenian
Truly
i live in Nottingham and this isn't even slander, there's litteraly nothing here, it's just miserable
That's just north in general
at least we are still better than derby
@@igee1605 brother Nottingham isn't north
The only two things I do know of Nottingham- the Sheriff, and Games Workshop -don't exactly do the place any favours.
@@matthewpoole2700 Oxfordshire and above is the North
As someone who visited Nottingham I can confirm there is Warhammer World and a train to go home.
As someone who lives in Nottingham I can agree
All jokes aside Notts is one of the best student towns and a great night out
@@odyssey.studios am currently a student in Nottingham, and can confirm at night there are many clubs, but during the day it is completely dead nothing to do. Also if you don't fancy clubbing your basically fucked.
@@titularhero Literally got the national ice centre and the national watersports centre, but ok
@@joestevenson5568 first one sounds gay and the second one I have no interest in getting pissed on
I'm so glad Cumbria made it into this. Thank you xD
As a Kent resident, I can confirm that we have a least one motorway shut down every 2 weeks due to the amount of lorries on them
A228 BABY!!!!!
And the roads are fucking dreadful
Number
@@antorseax9492 blackberrys
Yep normally the main motorway leading towards Dover A20
Whitby people busting into flames when you tell them vampires don't exist
As a Reading resident for the last 4 years, I agree and I will take action to get out of this shithole one day.
Don't leave
@@chriswashingtonbeats don't worry I alerted the proper authorities.
@@crispylizard4348 good. No1 can leave reading. He will be sent to re education soon
I live in Basingstoke, Reading actually looks appealing to me
@@chriswashingtonbeats *vaporizes into particles*
As someone from Coventry we forget that Coventry exists- I just thought it’s a Birmingham expansion pack with more Romanians
Nice racism also Birmingham is a 💩hole
As a fellow romanian who has never been near coventry, i can agree that it is a Birmingham expansion pack with more romanians
As a welsh speaking Cardiff resident, I can confirm that people around me experience strokes every single day
i do
Welsh can be spoken???
@@nilnailscrew4784 It is a language, technically. I don't know how people speak it either.
The M2 at night feels like a horror movie, no lighting at all and the road surface sucks!!
@@cacamilis8477 like any other language
As someone from Nottingham, I’m surprised we got mentioned at all, this is the most exciting thing in Nottingham to happen since the last Robin Hood film
that's all Nottingham is known for.
that Robin Hood
As an average sealand resident I confirm we are respected
As a British person, I can assure you this is 99.9% accurate (the part where the UK exists is incorrect.)
Yes
@lilayyy1328 what? 😰
@lilayyy1328 i dont know what ur on but im pretty sure thats not the case
@lilayyy1328 ?
The Uk doesn’t exist outside of fairytales meant to scare children
As a stoke resident, I'm surprised there are any surviving photos of that dreadful day
The Greggs incident...
Hanley on a Friday night incident (colourised)
clever touch crossing out Leicester for Nottingham lmao
We have a saying in milton keynes to keep morale up:
"at least you're not in luton..."
I'm not from the UK but I know Milton Keynes because of the gigs held there, so at least there's that lol
We also have robots as slaves, oh very British
As a mid-Welshman, I am genuinely over the moon that you've included us as a unique area and not just lumped Wales together as one thing. Most people think Wales is a singular place that's about 7 miles big consisting only of Cardiff, Snowdon and that one place with the long name. This joy was quickly removed when I found out I am irrelevant having lived in Cov/Warwick for 5 years.
Damn, another Fergus living in the same area.
Now we need "UK Slander 3 (reallest" to complete the UK slander trilogy
and a spinoff series of USA slander
This one has to feature Bournemouth finally
@Ian Thompson But after everything about the UK has been slandered, it will be repeated to the point no one is interested in UK slanders anymore. However, the UK (specifically england) is a shithole so the slanders should go on forever
Can't believe a Bournemouth comment made it, we really think we're as important as the other towns don't we ahaha
we need an inverness diss to complete the major scottish city quad
That Oxford one hit different because my friends and I would take the piss out of another friend who went to Durham but his younger brother got into Oxford
As a Cardiff resident I can confirm Welsh is terrifying, luckily I know a little bit.
Worlds only welsh man who speaks welsh:
As another Cardiff resident, I agree
I also agree as another Cardiff resident.
As a person from Durham I’m happy you’ve addressed the issues we struggle with on a daily basis.
as someone from Suffolk, I can confirm we are all experts in using tractors to steal military equipment
I wouldn’t give Suffolk farmers tractors they’re all so bigoted they’d probably start a race war
Suddenly I am proud to be from Suffolk
Suffolk cool bc we don't shag our cousins like Norfolk but we do shag our tractors 💪
we out here reppin suffolk fuck yeah
Facts
As a Swindon resident, I’m just glad we’re relevant enough to even get a mention
This is it, the slander memes have peaked, we'll never get more accurate than this.
Calling Coventry irrelevant is even more comedic considering it’s the current “city of culture”
Ngl Coventry got off easy in the video lmao
@@ovahlord1451 It absolutely did, it's improving fast thanks to the uni and city of culture, but still irrelevant
FINALLY DEVON HAS BEEN IN A SLANDER VIDEO
They put Tiverton in there too
Literally where the fuck is Tiverton
@@thehypest6118 center of Devon home of the mp who watched porn in parliament
I'm only aware of Devon bc of Muse
@@argpalauanbruh I'm only aware of devon because it's my home
0:55 So true. My school once hired a harris hawk to scare away the seagulls. It worked for a few days, but then one day the seagulls retaliated and killed the hawk in front of my eyes
I live near Aberdeen and I can confirm that the seagulls will steal literally anything you have that is food related
As an Aberdonian I can confirm this is true
As a former Aberdonian i can also confirm
seagulls in Brighton would steal the food out of your mouth if you chew for too long
I'm originally from Watford.
The notable things about Watford are:
It's as far North as you can go and still have everyone agree you're in "The South".
We hate Luton.
Elton John used to own our football club.
The previous CEO of McDonalds was born in Watford.
It's fake Rotherham (Chucklevision was filmed there)
The Hornet statue.
The Pizza Express is in a building built in 1614.
The name of the shopping centre keeps changing, but pretty much everyone calls it its original name, "The Harlequin".
As a Derry man I've never been so offended by something I completely agree with...
But thanks for including us this time, that's all of NI covered now, nowhere else exists here
Any spots you'd recommend for a visit? Driving from Belfast through to Donegal and will make a few stops along the way
@@JP-ly2et back where you came from
@@JP-ly2et For history/tourism go for Guildhall, the Walls tour, or Tower Museum. For bars maybe the Diamond or Waterloo St. For more outdoors stuff An Grianán Fort is near (5 min over the border). For food the Craft Village has a nice place with homecooked food
@@dt5994 Cheers mate, ill add them to the list
Being perfectly honest, all they really need to do now is to discuss the state of Lisburn right now, and then here has been slandered enough
I was waiting for Swindon, and that fact it doesnt even have its own unique meme is amazing, thank you
Finally the part 2!
And still no Burnley...guess they're further beyond infinity on the end spectrum of irrelevancy
As a fellow Burnley resident, i can agree in the fact we’re so shit we don’t deserve a mention
hertfordshire is dull as shit
@@cornflakebowl no offense mate but literally the famous man of Burnley that i've known is Sean Dyche
A Kettering-born man
Speaks a lot yea ☠️
WE LOVE YOU BURNLEY, WE DO
As a resident of Reading, I am happy to announce that due to my drive to leave - I have broken fifteen landspeed records and have been shortlisted for Paris 2024 in the 100m
The only things I know about Reading is the train station and some famous ping pong guy came from there
Thanks for the support recently, very much appreciated(unless you're from swindon fuck you)!! 😊
i was enjoying the uk slander stuff and i found this a little early
woa
bro u forgot to add Northampton (aka the only good place in the UK)
what's the song
Why is Sealand included? They're not part of the UK! #sealandindependence
@@realgoogleuser Tay k- HARD
As a non resident of the UK, I cant confirm anything (Another day of thanking God)
Oh, wow. I see Hull has had a lot of council investment since I was last there 10 years ago.
The Derby one had me dying because I actually live in Derbyshire xDDD
ah this must be the government-issue safety warning for anyone considering a visit to the worst place on earth. we can't leave people uninformed
Let them suffer only then will they realise the error of their ways.
@@Brecconable and when they realise they now have a knife embedded like 7 cm into their throat
to note: the desire to leave britian was so strong it literally caused the entire population of the isles to singlehandedly kickstart the industrial revolution and take over 25% of the world simply to be able to move the hell out of there.
@@sovietunion7643 Australia
As someone who moved to St Helens a couple years ago... I don't go outside, it's like Fallout out there.
There's literally fuck all to do here, like nothings open
Literally where the fuck is St Helens
@@thehypest6118 next to Liverpool basically
I managed to escape st helens last year after 21 years of living in that shithole. Thank god.
i love seeing this guy shit on people from places i didn't know existed and wont ever hear of again
As a Welsh person who likes to attack their own country, I can agree to all of this.
same
As an MK resudent of 18 years
I can confirm this.
Also did you know that Milton Keyns us built on a Grid road system like American Cities?
Gotta love those roundabouts tho
@@cheels1655 Can't escape them.
MK is a fvcking roudabout hive
You can tell from Google maps, it's nuts
@@ferguspitcher7911 mate I GREW UP in MK, the consecutive roundabout are a fvcking nauseating experience
I love watching these cause living in basically the middle of nowhere means I can laugh all the cities (relatively) near me and not fear any consequences for my town or county
As a person from Suffolk I can confirm that this is how we fight people from Norfolk.
I like to think we're doing well against them with our tractors and farm equipment.
Only the best trahctors n shotguns on NORfOlK farms.
No chance, I once saw a bloke driving one of em smaller tractors 🚜 I was shocked it was movin at all. The guy took the whole of the cabin space must’ve been like 30 stone.
Oh and a big old trailer on the back
I was gonna be upset Darlington was mentioned, but then I remembered nobody there has a personality
As a Derby resident, you decided to spit nothing but facts
Certified by the man that walks backwards 💯
@@maaan8494 what happened to him?
@@northernleigonare I have seen him in the last month, he was walking forwards and looked to have cleaned up a bit. Maybe they got him new meds.
@@laukosthegoblin6168 did he still have his notepad writing down numberplates?
@@maaan8494 Not that I saw. I've seen him a few times over the years not using it, usually when he's eating.
As a Coventry resident, I can confirm we are very irrelevant
the danny g copypasta in the description is a blast from the past holy
lol
I live within a short drive of Slough, can confirm whenever I go near there I pass out
same (Maidenhead is a lot better (AM I WRONG (probably)))
Wasn't expecting St Helens slander but very on point, well done
the slough one is so true lmaooooo, went wen i was like 10 to a trampoline park and there was 1 bus every 2 hours
0:15 Jaysus remember bgmedia? Flashback and a half fr
living in Northumberland I can confirm that I have not spoken to anyone in weeks
As a Kentish man, i can confirm that a quarter of the motorways in the county always have French Lorries Jammin up the approach.
As an aberdonian mf I can confirm that my skin is still bleeding from the seagull torture
Im currently attempting to tame them.
@@kacperkukulski152 you fool they will peck out your eyes i should know i used to live there
As a person from Swansea, I can confirm the “People” in Cardiff gave me “interesting” looks when I spoke welsh.
This was the most anticipated sequel
As a "person" who lives in Nottingham the only kinda interesting thing here is warhammer world (if your one of the three people in Nottingham far Enough above the poverty line to afford warhammer)
Yo, your releasing greggs 2 with this? Or at least that’s how I read the thumbnail, as man of Britain land I confirm greggs is goated
no, it's just the second UK slander video made by us! hope you enjoy :)
@@ACC_Official that’s neat, yet so sad, maybe one day greggs 2 will come true
Greggs 2: Elden Ring Edition
@@alexharvey6550 sounds cool
@@ACC_Official potential third? I mean there's no end of shitholes and I want your opinion on Gloucester
Yanks won't understand this certified slander
I understand most of it mainly the ones that involve knife crime like South London
Why are we getting called out specifically? 🤨😂 why would we understand this we’re not from the UK?
It’s so crazy that Milton Keynes is even considered a city. Like it’s barely a town, it’s literally just a big soulless shopping centre
As someone from Shropshire, not being included is probably the most fitting representation
Bruh I'm from Shropshire too I live near Ludlow, I feel like the youngest person here.
As a south London resident I can confirm that is a pleasant evening walk in south London, knives do vary depending on whether you are closer to Croydon or Brixton.
This is why i love it here in the UK
what are the two songs that are merged in this video ?
it's Tay-K "Hard" + Gourmet Race from Kirby
As a Bolton resident, we haven't undergone any slander just yet so I am happy.
I died at god creating derby 😂😂
As a Durham-Dweller, I can confirm that half of our population is failed Oxford/Cambridge students
The Aberdeen thing is 100% true. The monster seagulls carried off a chihuahua a few years ago.
The Aberdeenshire one is accurate. One shat on my head a few weeks ago
As a stoke-on-Trent and Cheshire resident (I happen to live in a town on the border) I can confirm the claims made
Possibly the most spifflingly funny video ever
Hopefully there will be some about Hull
As a person who lives in the middle of nowhere i see this as an absolute win.
As someone who lives in Kent. I’ve never realised just how many French Lorries there are here until this video, you really do learn something everyday.
Same here
Im calling cap there is zero empty road within 50 miles of dover
He's in Sealand bois , get him
As a Milton Keynes resident, I can confirm that there is nothing interesting here
Roundabouts and Cows
Finally, I found one with Hull in it. My year is complete
banger, glad to see the Nottingham rep.
Yess
As someone from Nottingham I can confirm walking around the city after college is the best form of entertainment available
Imagine being from Sealand and having an entire room filled with UN legislation and trade agreements and common market legislation.
I personally wouldn't be fucked enough to go through all that.
Okay, but Leicester has the Warhammer headquarters
“Reading not as crap as Slough”
The closest thing Durham will ever get to representation is this
As a derby resident, I can confirm it's pretty shitty here.
0:37 people from Nottingham when someone says TAG instead of DOB
or roll instead of “cob”
ITS DOB THOOOOOO
It is dob...
@@jakeisrandom3343 frr
as a kent resident, i can confirm that every road ever has at least 5 lorries on it
As someone who lives in Aberdeen I can confirm I have lost half my family to seagulls
Binley Mega Chippy has put Coventry on the map let’s go
Can’t wait for “I’m from _____ & (awkwardly tries to insult Britain)”. Your banter < our banter. We are not the same.
I'm from Redditch, and I have no opinion on this.
bro go to bed
@@lesoccboi I was born in Redditch. Fucking shithole. I grew up in Bromsgrove though. Funny how all of Worcestershire is so fucking irrelevant that it didn't even get a joke about how irrelevant it is.
you... uh... you good?
Are these replies meant for me? This is clearly a joke, I’m literally referencing a meme.
‘Oxford and Cambridge failures rushing to Durham’ was brutal! 😂
1:10 As a person who was born in Hull, this is accurate.