U.S. Government: Let's be so boring everybody tunes out and doesn't notice we get nothing done. U.K. Government: Everybody already knows we get nothing done, so let's at least be entertaining.
Actually they make you think they get nothing done, that's the trick. They've been adding more and more regulation than they never mention in campaigns and no one notices. Look at cato institute or heritage foundation, our freedom has declined from top 5 in the world economically and almost the best in the world socially to not even making it in the top 20 economically and barely top 20 socially
Unlike the us the uk government provides something to their people for all the money we pay them, sure its entertainment and not governance but at least we get something
@@anjelkanja8032 yeah cope with the 30 percent higher tax on income and significantly higher tax on property and sales. Imagine paying, counting all of your taxes, 60 percent of your income for "free" healthcare regardless of whether you use it, and having to wait on average 6 months longer for treatment that could save your life
@@rajavlitra yep your right he should’ve called him stupid fucking squirmy piece of shit in parliament cause that would’ve turned out very well in parliament and on tv
His name is Jon bercow and he was an absolute treasure you should look for some of the compilations of him telling off our politicians. He treated them like idiotic little children and I fucking adore him for it.
Im glad someone finally notices this, as a scottish person its fucking hilarious that people think we are all calm and posh (People say “British people are so posh” without realising Scotland is in Britian)
@@ChickenJoeSchmoe British politicians are the same ones that spent multiple sessions of parliament complaining about people saying mean things to them on Twitter.
Lol why do people still think british people are all fancy and reserved? I've been following british artists and media for years, it couldn't be further from the truth😂
@@ginandromeda1618 because they conquered country's in the the 1800 century and that's the only time people actually saw the British and they we're wearing fancy clothes
Usa: will gladly fuck over the majority of people with laws to get a 0.0004% increase in revenue in the company their wife and family happen to own a large amount of stocks in
“And the majority leader looked at me and said, “there is no deal, there is no deal-“ “ŒÖÊDDËÄH, ŒÖÊDDËÄH! This shouldn’t be a collective groan!!” Fucking genius
More like a posh uni pub brawl which for most of these people mean their lives don’t change from when they’re 17.5 years old, so they’ve no idea how odd and silly they look to us normies.
I do not know who he is but there is a bomb in my room, Which i cannot defuse, This bomb will now give me an excuse, To not use the noose. This is a joke i do not encourage suicide please if you are feeling this way seek help you are worth much more than you think and if you go no one can replace you.
Filibusters couldn't happen in the UK, because within the first minute you'd have the entire congregation shouting "GET ON WITH IT!" Edit: Why is this my most liked comment it's not even that good lol
@@SayYourSomething that would be if the executive branch ever actually had to answer to the legislation, then he'd be a minister rather than a president
Cos it's all still heavily based on Maritime law. Courts are the same here, not sure about America, but you defo use the same Maritime language in court.
US senator saying "sons and daughters, husbands and wives" calmly while another senator is sleeping in the backround, immediately followed by the absolute chaos that is uk parliament is the funniest shit to me
(0:59) “On May 5th, 2010, the prime minister said, and I quote...” “Can you speak English?” “And then he said...” “FAK YOU!” “And everyone around him said...” “He do speak English”
US: *someone bored to death or sleeping in the background* "Sons and daughters, husbands and wives..." UK: "MISTER ROBERTSON! MISTER ROBERTSON! CALM YOURSELF MAN!"
I'm not sure what's even crazier The fact that British people in the UK argue like sports fans in a pub during Parliament or the fact that Ted Cruz is reading freaking green eggs and ham in the middle of a Senate hearing...
@@brandoncastillo_05 during a filibuster you can talk about anything, as long as it just barely connects to the topic. Let’s say the bill has to do with border security, you can literally go about listing the entire Chipotle menu/recipe, because they serve Mexican food, and our southern neighbor is Mexico, it’s allowed
I mean US politics is all sleek and quietly cynical...UK is like teens shouting over each other’s power point presentation. As a Brit It’s embarrassing tbh
@@TheArsenalgunner28 dont be i wish our politics were like that it might make it so it isn't such a serious thing and at least we can see your politicians intentions
I was actually thinking that it has something to do with there “football” culture. In the uk the fans are very passionate and rowdy while American FOOTBALL 🏈🇺🇸 fans are relatively calm compared to the uk.
@@Kittycat-rm8hu they are being loud when they agree or disagree with what the party leader or speaker is saying. It shows support. Tbh it is crazy lol, but then again gotta be democratic
This is accurate. As a British person I imagine Americans as loud and excitable, which is what our Parliament can be. *it’s not always like this video.
US: a shitty government doing shitty things UK: a shitty government doing shitty things while yelling at eachother, which makes it significantly more funny. As an American, I hate to admit it, but the Brits win this one.
@@bigpotato8 Dude there's a time and place for everything. Minister watching porn in the middle of an important parliament session is shameful. Otherwise we don't care.
Usa: “So in conclusion, you have no rights” Uk: *incoherent screech* *loud booing and drunken laughing* *lmao thanks for the likes and comments guys, this was just for jokes😂*
It’s not always like that, these clips are spread out over the years. Most of the time it’s just as boring as the US, only there’s more chance for things to kick off...
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hey @boi😇
hey folk
@@sp1nx939 good sir
that's crazy, a 2016 video is blowing up 4 years late. I came from recommendations
@@narenshanmugam5955 i remember loving this video when i made it, i was 16. glad it was able to be seen by others❤️
The important thing to understand about the British politicians is they all had quite a few pints at lunchtime.
british parliament has REALLY REALLY nice bars, like 5 of them
@@brianlacroix822 why would they need that? I mean the results that may or may not come from that are funny but why put it there in the first place?
@@mckenzie2423 it could be funny, people are funny
The Americans had cocaine for lunch
@@tonyarcos4666 this but unironically
UK politics sounds like 2 different football team fans met in the same pub
Pub, football stadium, house of commons, same difference.
True
Same shit different butt, ey like
nah you can't hear any glasses smashing.
But tbh most of the time it isn't like this
In the US, the aim is to make your opponent appear to be the villain. In the UK, the aim is to make your opponent appear to be a moron.
DICK EAD!
Holy shit I haven't realised how true this is until reading this comment.
In the US the aim is to make yourself the moron. In the UK the aim is to make your opponent the moron. FTFY
And in France, the goal is to outquote/outreference/outculture your opponent.
In Libya it is the aim to get your opponent outgunned from his other opponents.
U.S. Government: Let's be so boring everybody tunes out and doesn't notice we get nothing done.
U.K. Government: Everybody already knows we get nothing done, so let's at least be entertaining.
aye, if you're at rock-bottom you might as well have fun on your way back up
@@SomeoneProbably.If they are making it back up
Actually they make you think they get nothing done, that's the trick. They've been adding more and more regulation than they never mention in campaigns and no one notices. Look at cato institute or heritage foundation, our freedom has declined from top 5 in the world economically and almost the best in the world socially to not even making it in the top 20 economically and barely top 20 socially
Unlike the us the uk government provides something to their people for all the money we pay them, sure its entertainment and not governance but at least we get something
@@anjelkanja8032 yeah cope with the 30 percent higher tax on income and significantly higher tax on property and sales. Imagine paying, counting all of your taxes, 60 percent of your income for "free" healthcare regardless of whether you use it, and having to wait on average 6 months longer for treatment that could save your life
US politics: Amendment 14, Section 1...
UK politics: *ｄｏｄｇｙ ｄａｖｅ*
John Bercow: _"O"rder_
"Dodgy" is like, the weakest thing you could throw to someone tbh
Lmfao true!
@@rajavlitra not in parliament. Basically calling him corrupt. Allegation like that could have ended his career.
@@rajavlitra yep your right he should’ve called him stupid fucking squirmy piece of shit in parliament cause that would’ve turned out very well in parliament and on tv
@@jacksonconstantine5740 he was corrupt tho
I love how the judge moderator guy is like a game show host
He's the Jimmy Carr of Law and Justice😂
FYI his role is called "The Speaker", though someone else has that role now.
His name is Jon bercow and he was an absolute treasure you should look for some of the compilations of him telling off our politicians. He treated them like idiotic little children and I fucking adore him for it.
Orrdaaaa
@@sandy120 "treated them like idiotic little children" well i mean
For anyone who doesn't live in the UK, our Parliament is basically a pub, without the alcohol but still the drunk behaviour
Without? I am pretty sure the House of Commons has the cheapest pub in Britain
Omggg that's what I was thinking
I'm British too so don't come for meh.
@@isaacwilson4174 It's certainly quite cheap, particularly for London, but it's still more expensive than your average spoons.
😂😂
Is it that bad? I didn't expect the parliament of one of the most democratic countries been a kindergarten
US - Political ASMR.
UK - "MR ROBERTSON, CALM YOURSELF MAN!!"
‘I don’t need lessons on or cert from you? You’re a master of disorder man’
Political lofi ruclips.net/video/pm6qy_9E0rY/видео.htmlsi=debsvTh_und2GGWr
"The lion must get back in its cage!" I miss John Bercow's wit
That statement was biased. He's meant to be a speaker. He blatantly looks like favouring the sane instead of the insane.
he sounded like gordon ramsey there
"They're so posh, polite and sophisticated in the UK"
The UK:
The mps in this video are very posh haha
Yep
Ooordeeerrrrr!!!!
@@yup9451 Lobbying exists outside of the US.
Im glad someone finally notices this, as a scottish person its fucking hilarious that people think we are all calm and posh
(People say “British people are so posh” without realising Scotland is in Britian)
Imagine being so mad u start to gesticulate with your broken arm
"To hell with my recovery! I got a fucking point to make!!" - that lady.
@@benchin3607 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tis but a scratch
And they say italians talk with their hands
@@fikrifahrizal482 No it isn't, your arm's off!
I like how the UK Parliament has the same energy as their local pubs
We use to be allowed to have pints, it's more boring than before.
Guess where they go right after
@@plutonium09 that’s where they went before.
It's also about as big a pub wich certainly contributes to the mood
El psy kongorooo i agree
At least UK parliaments aren’t all asleep
Unless it happens to be Jacob Rees-Mogg or Desmond Swayne
You haven't seen the House of Lords
They have been known to watch porn on occasion though
1:19
@@JamesFlaherty-q1i nah, they _make_ porn. At least in the Senate. I think.
I'm not looking up a news article to check.
US: the front of the class.
UK: the back of the class.
So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@bluehernandez3594 Sane people: the middle of the class.
I like that metaphor😆
animated, accurate description
@@mercenarygundam1487 just call them Canadians
USA politics: when the teacher is in
UK politics: when the class has a cover teacher
😂😂😂
Poor Bercow is the cover teacher
Great comment 😂😂 you will acquire many likes with your addition, my honourable gentleman 👍
@@lj7169 why thank you very much 🙏
In the USA we call that a substitute teacher
It's crazy how differently you can get nothing done lol.
Xdd +
Hahahahhahaha fuck that’s funny
Parliament is just a way for politicians to pretend like they actually care about the people
@@youneskasdi think you can say the same thing about Congress
I like this joke, government is garbage lmao
"O R D E R" Dumbledore said calmy.
Cringe
hehe icecreamsandwich
@@TheSourOnion Indeed. For I, too, suck everyday
PREPARE THYSELF
@litterbox019 JUDGEMENT
“Mr. Robertson, Mr. Robertson…calm yourself man.” the parliamentarian said calmly.
DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!!
Omg I just saw this comment as I clicked away from the video. Had to come back and say this is golden 😂😂
😂😂
@Vedant K no it’s gold and blue
@@justthoughts5557 no the dress is black and blue
UK politics sounds like a discord server at 2am.
2k likes and no reply??
yes@@njrakri1915
@@njrakri1915bot likes
Bro what discord servers are you hittin’ up. Can a guy get an invite?
It sounds like my aunt’s family when we went to visit them in Kentucky every night while I was trying to get to sleep .-.
Us: talks about doing insane things in a mundane way
Uk: talks about the most boring shit in the most insane way
Pretty much
So true lol
Accurate, dangerously accurate
Hey Brits, Could we please have those types of politicians instead of ours, I'll give you $1 million bucks for just one
@@ChickenJoeSchmoe British politicians are the same ones that spent multiple sessions of parliament complaining about people saying mean things to them on Twitter.
"On May 5th 2010, the President said, and I quote WE'VE GOT A NEW HAND GESTURE FROM THE SHADOW CHANCELLOR"
😭💀💀💀
“YES.. I WOULD HAVE GONE!”
0:58
The USA: "... The president said, and I quote: ..."
The UK: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH"
The parliament are just a bunch of apes.
best comment
@@sabnox9869 and its fucking hilarious
@@sabnox9869 both are apes, but one is being honest with it.
@@sabnox9869 bro we are a species of primates LMAOOOOOOO it's not surprising that any amount of politics reflects that
American politics have the same energy as silent reading time. Whilst the UK is like gladitorial combat audiance
If most of the gladiators were 70+ and drunk then yes
i feel like that was 2016 and earlier. America has changed weirdchamp :D
basically yeah
@@keegs1163 weirdchamp? Tf is that
@@keegs1163 wtf is weirdchamp? go outside I’m begging you
Uk politics is exactly like uk schools when someone disses another kid
You're not wrong. XD
Primary schools to be precise
Sounds equivalent to american middle school boys.
@@quantum2156 when i was in year 7/8 kids used to do it aswell but mostly when someone dissed the teacher
Lol
1:20 Home boy asleep in the back is PERFECT
he´s dead
He dead
😂
Pretty sure he died of a stroke like 2 hours ago
@@jazonxl9428 With so many old farts in there, no body notices if one dies. They cart them out every election and dumb them behind the back.
The UK politicians sound like someone says a „yo mama“ joke and everyone else is just: „EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!“
Believe it or not, they're meant to be saying "here"
Clapping was banned as it drowned out the sound of intelligent conversation
Do you know how to fucking use quotation marks
@@SnoFitzroy EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!
@@SnoFitzroy quotation marks are used differently in different countries. Do you know your fucking culture facts?
@@deiniolbythynnwr926 „no I don’t think I will”
Boring hypocrites vs Crazy lads.
Lol
Crazy + hypocrites
Based
@@bunny.thebest9103 Yeah, to be fair.
Boring hypocrites vs crazy hypocrites
The UK looks like when the teacher tries to quiet the class down but awfully fails.
Lol true
Where the teacher fucking joins the class
ORDER
It is lmao
Or like when the teacher joins in to clown on someone
0:51 sounds like a laugh track
Lol, finally laugh track has some meanings 😅
Us: "sons and daughters, husbands and wives.."
Uk: "MR ROBERTSON CALM YOURSELF MAN"
Also rhymes
That part absolutely killed me, especially because of the guy who looked like he was sleeping in the background in the US clip.
“THE LION MUST FET BACK IN HIS HEN”
i will not eat green eggs and ham sam i am
And there is literally a man sleeping at the back 😂🤣 1:21
I like how it's the exact opposite of the stereotypes associated with both countries.
Bruh this blew my mind lowkey 😂😂😂
Lol why do people still think british people are all fancy and reserved? I've been following british artists and media for years, it couldn't be further from the truth😂
@@ginandromeda1618 ✨✨✨classism✨✨✨
@@ginandromeda1618 because they conquered country's in the the 1800 century and that's the only time people actually saw the British and they we're wearing fancy clothes
@@happyllama1160 ✨✨Idiot✨✨
US: Dumbledore in the books
UK: Dumbledore in the movies
DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET HARRY
@@asmodeuskingofdemons *Dumbeldore asked calmly*
EEEHHEHEHHHHHHGGHHJHHHHHHHHHHH,
the chamber said calmly.
More like:
US: Dumbledore in the first two movies
UK: Dumbledore in the last six movies
Omg lol
U.S Politics: **reading Dr. Seuss**
U.K Politics: **furious screaming**
They are reading mein kampf😂😂
UK Politicians in Parliament is like US Politicians on Twitter
underrated
Amazing comment
At least UK politicians have the balls to do it their faces
*Trump on twitter.
@@gabrieljr5410 haha orange man bad amirite?
UK politics is handled like a public sporting event, where even the ref can’t help but join in
He seems to love it lol
In House of Commons, at least. House of Lords is a bit more...boring.
At least the UK gets it done.
@Oritra Kar Because the commons must rule
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uk members of parliament act like they're schoolchildren cause they all went to school together
There is no uk. Just england, and countries that are occupied by england.
@@viper_fan It’s officially called the UK though no matter how many countries want out of it
@@di7209 then the u should stand for ununited kingdom.
@@viper_fan even if you wanna say that for wales and northern ireland (which is bollocks), are you gonna forget how the uk came to be in 1707?
@@shralam-h5v then the construct that is called "UK" exists 314 years to long.
If you like numbers, I have an equation for you:
*26+6=1*
1:13 The transition from party levels of noise to dead silence and a guy LITERALLY SLEEPING is so funny🤣
love how that one woman even has a broken arm. Pure chaos
Certainly from the last House brawl
“Oh, and the thing about chaos, it’s fair”
Right lol? She’s like “you want sum fakin more ya fakin twats”
You can just throw around your broken arm like that! Holy smokes!!
Does anyone know who she is?
USA: Pretends to get stuff done
UK: Doesn't get anything done and embraces it
reply
Tru
Usa: will gladly fuck over the majority of people with laws to get a 0.0004% increase in revenue in the company their wife and family happen to own a large amount of stocks in
Both countries using different methods to achieve absolutely nothing lmao
@@shoobzy3431Nah we colonized half the world with this method, USA couldn't even conquer Afghanistan 🥱
“And the majority leader looked at me and said, “there is no deal, there is no deal-“
“ŒÖÊDDËÄH, ŒÖÊDDËÄH! This shouldn’t be a collective groan!!”
Fucking genius
Meaning?
@@Jaechhetai ORDER ORDER
While in Russia people are hiring shot in street for wanting real elections
The second video usa vs uk vid is up!
@@JakeTheGreatTV Nice! I’ll make sure to check it out later!
MR ROBERTSON CALM YOURSELF MAN‼️‼️‼️ THE LION MUST GET BACK IN ITS DEN 🗣‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥
PRIME MINISTER 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
SUCH A HARD LINE‼️
"The House of Commons is like Congress but with a 2 drink minimum "- Robin Williams
Rip to the goat
@@tommytimmy8441 he wasn't a farm animal???? What the hell??
@@creakydabomb GOAT: Greatest Of All Time
@@SeventhSolar I know what it means as an acronym I was just making a joke because he used it as a word in lowercase.
@@SeventhSolar I’m going to be nice and decline to whoosh you.
American Senator: "the president said and i quote"
British MP: "DODGY DAVE!"
Baffled Boris
Handy man han
@Jimothy Biscuit you're too stupid.
@Jimothy Biscuit political nutjob here we come
He is dodgy
US Politics: *reading Doctor Seuss*
UK Politics: *Discord call*
Hahahah
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Reagan shut down Americas mental institutions while Britain arranged to house them in parliament
@@nullvoid564 you made me chuckle, congrats dear void
Doctor sus???😳
It's fun to watch the house of commons argue like little kids when the teacher leaves the classroom 😅
UK parliament is like a sophisticated pub brawl
LMAO
“Sophisticated”
@@SOBEKCrocodileGod complicated sophisticated, not fancy sophisticated.
More like a posh uni pub brawl which for most of these people mean their lives don’t change from when they’re 17.5 years old, so they’ve no idea how odd and silly they look to us normies.
how it should be
As a Brit, this seems reflective of our whole country
@A yeah thats true
@A *There is no institutional racism*
@A no.
Yeah Britain fucking sucks
@A racism? Britain? Impossible!
Uk: “ *OOOOORRRRDDDDDEERRR* “
Us: “I do not like green eggs and ham”
I do not like that man Ted Cruz
@@ZHL242 I do not like his twisted views
@@Asameshimae I change the channel when he's on the news
@@WoWOmegor His word and speech I must refuse
I do not know who he is but there is a bomb in my room,
Which i cannot defuse,
This bomb will now give me an excuse,
To not use the noose.
This is a joke i do not encourage suicide please if you are feeling this way seek help you are worth much more than you think and if you go no one can replace you.
USA : Parent-teacher conference
UK : Classroom with a substitute teacher
Filibusters couldn't happen in the UK, because within the first minute you'd have the entire congregation shouting "GET ON WITH IT!"
Edit: Why is this my most liked comment it's not even that good lol
🤣
Maybe we found the solution to US politics
Now all I’m imagining is Monty pythons holy grail
@@lupo1501 Yup, that's about the voice I wrote this in
You clearly no absolutely nothing about our government then.
US parliament: Class with a teacher
UK parliament: Class without teacher.
Indian Parliament: Class with a teacher behaving like as if there isn't one.
What the fuck is a US parliament?
@@SayYourSomething indeed what is that?
@@SayYourSomething that would be if the executive branch ever actually had to answer to the legislation, then he'd be a minister rather than a president
US Congress. Not bloody Parliament.
UK reminds me of the Pirates meeting scenes in Pirates of the Caribbean.
So true😂😂😂
exactly🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cos it's all still heavily based on Maritime law. Courts are the same here, not sure about America, but you defo use the same Maritime language in court.
Lmaooo
And in this chaotic pub, they built the largest empire in the world
Well, and in this calm and polite state they built the most powerful country nowadays
@@viusalnazarovnaz9518Lets be real, it ain’t that calm and polite nowadays lmao
@@viusalnazarovnaz9518not that powerful tbh
Says the guy who only ever got to learn british history and nothing else
The empire is made by few people which aren't in those parliaments, and those countries aren't enjoying any empire
US senator saying "sons and daughters, husbands and wives" calmly while another senator is sleeping in the backround, immediately followed by the absolute chaos that is uk parliament is the funniest shit to me
the senator sleeping is sleepy joe lmfao
Mr. Robinson, Mr. Robinson calm yourself
I am pretty sure thats Robert Byrd who was sleeping
And then the finisher of Ted Cruz reading Green Eggs and Ham
@@qfcbvno, it's Robert Byrd, who in fact is as of me typing this the longest serving Senator in US History
that one lady really said: no, I don’t think my arm IS broken
"My bones have insta-glued themselves together for a couple seconds, just to further prove my point that your argument, indeed, fukiN sUcc"
That Woman's Arm Was Broken Again That Day.
Wow thanks. As an Asian, all I heard was wiwiwiwi *WIWIWI* wiwiwi!
I'm British and can confirm that dodgy dave has not yet answer and he hasn't got his order
So am I. Dennis got the boot, turns out his constituents thought he was dodgy Dennis. Funny old world.
GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet RUclipsr. Thanks for being a fan, dear the
No order since dave left….
what was he ordering ? his dodgy take-a-away ?
this got me laughing 😂😂😂
I like to imagine all of these events are happening at the same time, in parallel to each other
American congress: *Asleep*
British Parliament: *Roasting session*
Ugandan Parliament: *WWE*
Everybody in Uganda knows kung fu.
You ah gei
@@fadzilicious4411 wheh r u gey?
Turkish Parliament: MMA
@@munafkkevgir1945 Been waiting for this
"The President said, I quote... "
"𝕎𝔼𝕍𝔼 𝔾𝕆𝕋 𝔸 ℕ𝔼𝕎 ℍ𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔾𝔼𝕊𝕋𝕌ℝ𝔼 𝔽ℝ𝕆𝕄 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕊ℍ𝔸𝔻𝕆𝕎 ℂℍ𝔸ℕℂ𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕆ℝ !!!!"
All I want is for someone to say (obviously as a joke) “I am the senate!” on May 4 or something.
"**Either or after today's briefing in the papers, the hand gesture from the Shadow Chancellor should be bye bye!**
(0:59)
“On May 5th, 2010, the prime minister said, and I quote...”
“Can you speak English?”
“And then he said...”
“FAK YOU!”
“And everyone around him said...”
“He do speak English”
@@dankenstin8803 PRIME MINISTER
@@danielsmith9476
Ok, I’ll correct that. Sorry
US: *someone bored to death or sleeping in the background* "Sons and daughters, husbands and wives..."
UK: "MISTER ROBERTSON! MISTER ROBERTSON! CALM YOURSELF MAN!"
Literally sounds like they're having a house party and Mr Robertsons threatening to jump off the roof into the pool
@@Darkray800 😂
ORDER ORDER
@@Darkray800 what a perfect description 💀
Two sides of the funny spectrum:
*Crazy yelling and screaming* to *green eggs and ham*
US POLITICS: “the president said”
UK POLITICS: “ORDERRRRRRRRR”
Ironically, the UK politicians say "Order" but have absolutely 0 trace of it
Also the UK: ......No, no order.
@@DementedDaedric tis the point lol. The guy saying order is ordering them to be, well, orderly since that's basically his job.
@@smolbuny Next time you feel useless, remember that the Speaker of the House of Commons literally tries to create order in the UK Parliament.
John Bercow's ORDERRRR is a British trademark at this point 😁😆
US congress: “I don’t like ham and eggs” *literally a dude sleeping in the background*
UK parliament: “OHDAHHHH!” *zoo noises*
That was Dr. Seuss
@@selpak3138 More like Dr. Snooze
He read the book to his kid bc he wasn’t going to get home in time to read his kid bedtime stories
softly: I do not like them sam I am
even softer: good night little joe.
@@megans7050 do you actually believe that?
The fact that the leader of the country is OBLIGED to sit in front of 600 people and get hounded each week is very humbling. Keeps scrutiny constant.
Its big funny
@@GrayDogNowIDK yes it is
Not any more
Hes still a prick though
@@jonnydoeson5562 Exactly. I can’t remember the last time I actually heard an answer to a question.
meanwhile in australia, our prime minister got lost at sea so we named a pool after him
UK: Acting like a football stadium over political etiquette.
US: Reading Green Eggs And Ham like it's the 28th amendment.
Let's be real,, Green Eggs, And Ham is a masterpiece haha
I'm not sure what's even crazier The fact that British people in the UK argue like sports fans in a pub during Parliament or the fact that Ted Cruz is reading freaking green eggs and ham in the middle of a Senate hearing...
@@brandoncastillo_05 wonder why?
It's called filibuster - intentionally delaying proceedings by talking nonsense
@@brandoncastillo_05 during a filibuster you can talk about anything, as long as it just barely connects to the topic. Let’s say the bill has to do with border security, you can literally go about listing the entire Chipotle menu/recipe, because they serve Mexican food, and our southern neighbor is Mexico, it’s allowed
UK politics is like a drunkard gentlemen in a pub watching football
I mean US politics is all sleek and quietly cynical...UK is like teens shouting over each other’s power point presentation. As a Brit It’s embarrassing tbh
@@TheArsenalgunner28 dont be i wish our politics were like that it might make it so it isn't such a serious thing and at least we can see your politicians intentions
Pretty much as a certified Brit I can agree with this
I like Australia, a nice mix of passion and professionalism. Somewhere between the two.
ayup
UK: Roaring High School Cafeteria
US: Kindergarten reading of Dr. Seuss
Lol
You mean you wouldn't stay quite for the reading of Dr. Seuss?
@@blankblank8984 well at least you get some Entertainment while your sitting there for basically no reason.
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wow after seeing that video, I have to say the german one isn’t quiet as chaotic, but still bad. I think betwewn UK ans US
I half expected someone in Parliament to come in at the last second with a steel chair 😂
That's why they have to use fixed-to-the-floor benches - they can't be trusted.
UK politics literally sounds like the crowd booing effect
It sounds like a sporting event with Gordon Ramsay as the host
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It’s because they aren’t allowed to clap so they have to vocalise they’re agreement or disagreement .
uk parliament is literally a rap battle ground
all i hear is the crowd going: DAMNNNNNNNNNN
So why do Americans think we're all polite and reserved?
@@Competitive_Antagonist they get us confused with Japan because we're both island nations.
@@Competitive_Antagonist because the politicians don't reflect the majority of the population
they yell because they aren't allowed to clap at each other
Just thinking of Ali G
Dennis (“Dodgy Dave”) Skinner was great:
“Half the members opposite are crooks”
“ORDER! Withdraw that.”
“OK. Half the members opposite aren’t crooks”.
😂😂😂😭😭
😂😂🤣🤣😭
You added the nickname to the wrong name tho...
@@sleptiq I was quoting what he said in this video, for identification purposes.
Hahahhaa he didn't really take back what he said xD hahhaa
Fun fact: MPs in Parliament are not allowed to clap, which is why they all say 'AYE' to something they agree with
UK politics is like filming a sitcom with a live studio audience full of soccer fans
saying uk and "soccer" in the same sentence...
@@Krax0n- AHHH it burns what a world what a world
It's called football
I believe most of the people in our parliament are football fans…
@@Krax0n- smh
USA politics: how you talk with your parents
UK politics: ps4 party with 14 people
Basically
The PS4 isn't a thing anymore
@@hunterdidsomething8437 lol
America usually is the butt of the joke, interesting how that’s not the case this time. Canadian politics also can get a little rowdy sometimes.
@@inversion9651 i think rowdier the better. They care more, aren’t reading from scripts.
The UK parliament is like a class with a substitute teacher.
THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE ONE HAHAHHA
As a Brit myself, this is as true as it gets :,)
We call those guys _supply teachers,_ yeah?
Real
Most underrated comment
American politics: “the president said and I quote”
British politics: “the chancellor has a new hand gesture”
love how the uk parliament is no different to a football crowd
Where do you think hooligans got the idea?
I was actually thinking that it has something to do with there “football” culture. In the uk the fans are very passionate and rowdy while American FOOTBALL 🏈🇺🇸 fans are relatively calm compared to the uk.
@@Kittycat-rm8hu they are being loud when they agree or disagree with what the party leader or speaker is saying. It shows support. Tbh it is crazy lol, but then again gotta be democratic
haters will say it is soccer
Haters say soccer.
The UK's parliament is like a British person's idea of what an American is
The US congress is like what an American thinks a British person is
This is accurate. As a British person I imagine Americans as loud and excitable, which is what our Parliament can be.
*it’s not always like this video.
You're right.
This is exactly what I was thinking, as an American that is.
I always used to think British people were super civilized as a kid. I no longer hold those ideas to be true.
Our politicians are switched
"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?", Dumbledore asked calmly.
Lmao
HaRry PoTAa iS DEeD!!!
US: The book
UK: The film
HARREH! DIDJA PUTCHA NAME INTHA GOBLARFAR????
PLEASE I CANT TAKE THIS SERIOUS😭
US: a shitty government doing shitty things
UK: a shitty government doing shitty things while yelling at eachother, which makes it significantly more funny.
As an American, I hate to admit it, but the Brits win this one.
The British parliament is basically just a whole lotta *Oddah*
It’s mainly “OdaOdaOdaOoodaOdaOOda” cus he keeps getting interrupted
ooooooorrrrrrrdaaahhhhhhhhhh
I miss bercrow
True ig.
Buuuuuut (being the British human I am) I think the USA one is boring to watch for me...
Not anymore...
UK Parliament exists in a perpetual state of “u wot m8?!”.
U BLOODY WAT M8????!!!!
The British Parliament is just MLG screams
Sick burns, u wot m8's and some dude in the corner egging on the riot
Just like the rest of the uk 🇬🇧
@BIG UPz \*snorts into juice*
all the U.S. needs is a good roast by the UK parliament.
us would whip out their guns
😂
@@oliverfoster5508 lmao,
*MURICA' 100 BABY*
@@t_h_007 nothin to be proud of m8...
@@oliverfoster5508 Nah, the US would just start throwing tea into the harbor.
Dodgy Dave never fails to kill me
My class: US Congress
The class next door: UK Parliament
My class: UK Parliament
The class next door: US Congress
Lol honestly!
Nice 🤣
LOL... 😂😂😂😂
@@duderyandude9515 same.
Us politics: the teacher is here
Uk politics: the teacher went to go get something
perfect
Favorite comment😭😭
right because in the us the teacher took politician as a second job since his wage was micro-sized
@@grimm6506 why people gotta ruin jokes.
@@DrunKao different tastes in humor. mine is very dark. if you dont like it, sorry i guess
My favorite part is the lady with her arm in a cast just swinging it around everywhere
In the UK, if you don't make a weapon out of having a broken bone, you're not doing it right
I died laughing when I saw it
😂😭
Can somebody pls tell me who that is or where I can find that video - this is just hilarious lmaoo
@@yee180 Anne Marie Morris :)
US: book version of Dumbledore asked calmly
UK: movie version of Dumbledore asked calmly
The ministry of magic really is crazy
😂😂😂
Lol
This made me laugh-choke. Thank you.
Lmao
God tier comment
In Australia our prime minister went missing when he went swimming and everyone was like “well that sucks, maybe we should name a pool after him”
Oz Oz Oz!!!
In India a minister have been caught watching porn.
He just gone lmao
@@alokbaluni8760 You know you fucked up as a country when it's a big deal that someone watched porn.
@@bigpotato8 Dude there's a time and place for everything. Minister watching porn in the middle of an important parliament session is shameful. Otherwise we don't care.
“Sons and daughters. Husbands and wives.”
“MR ROBERTSON!!”
"CALM YOURSELF MAN!!!"
OMG LMAO
The two polar opposite
“PRIME MINISTER”
LOL
I didn't know that all the LADS I went to school with grew up to become politicians, would have never thought of that.
US: i do not like them Sam I am
UK: “TWO POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR” *drunk cheering*
Two PINTS >more cheering
we're all Hufflepuffs
Slytherin
Sectumsempra!
OMG IT'S JUST LIKE THAT MEDIA PRODUCT THAT I LOVE TO CONSUME
There's a man sleeping in the US one, this is just perfect.
Aaah yes ... the "American dream" - you have to be asleep to believe it ...
@@lillerosin2915 zzzzzz
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"sons and daughters, husbands and wives"xD I would sleep at his speech too
@@pinkyrad3791 😂
Usa: “So in conclusion, you have no rights”
Uk: *incoherent screech* *loud booing and drunken laughing*
*lmao thanks for the likes and comments guys, this was just for jokes😂*
OMG this took me tf out
@@Venom-uw4nv the inaccuracy
Kyler K No no, they have a point.
@@kylerk576 us: silent but deadly
@@kylerk576 hahahahaha okay dude
oh how the algorithm graces us with irony again... to be recommended this now of all times
Dodgy Dave is iconic tho let’s be real
One of the more memorable moments from the commons!
@@biggusdickus9125 what's your wife's name?
@@joshjwillway1545 i beleive its incontinentia. I do not remember though.
@@joshjwillway1545 Incontinentia Buttocks
@@biggusdickus9125 probably my favourite one, no fucks given
UK PARLIAMENT IS A WHOLE REALITY SHOW I'M CRYING
So which season we on 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All of politics is.
Damn it. They should have evicted Mr. Robertson sooner.
It’s not always like that, these clips are spread out over the years. Most of the time it’s just as boring as the US, only there’s more chance for things to kick off...
XDDD
I love when it cuts back to the UK and it’s just immediate white noise
@@thebj2701 Are you fr!? Look up what white noise is lmao. 😂 And I guess what you said was funny because it _is_ white noise too 😂