Austin Idol is promoting Kayfabe Cocktail on NWA Power. Philip, you need to have the sales team at Kayfabe News bring Kayfade Cocktail on board as a sponsor/advertiser.
Following up to last week's Kayfabe News, where Philip N. Marx interviewed wrestling legend Mick Foley, the latter is thinking of suing Mr. Marx and Kayfabe News for defamation. We all remember how the interview turned into vinegar, when Mr. Marx insisted on every facts being real, which made Mr. Foley mad. We will provide you with all the informations, as the news evolves. All we can say for now, is: BANG BANG!!! Have an iced A!!!
At the end of each episode, you should keep talking as the credits scroll up the screen with music, so we cant hear what you are saying. Just like a real news show. Or like in the movie, "anchor man". You know, like when ron burgandy says that hes gonna punch the female anchor right in the ovaries lol
The green mist is true. My wife is Japanese and she spits green mist whenever she is mad.
I heard she spits the green mist, swallows the white?
Had this problem a year ago I accidentally bumped into an Asian and I was blinded for months
Had the same problem but instead of an asian it was a quiet kid and instead of mist it was a revolver
I had this issue with an Asian millennial in the bedroom, couldn't see for weeks.
"North Korean leader Kim Jong Bundy"🤣 Philip's hair is almost as impressive as his puns
Breaking News: Mr Perfect wasn’t actually a Mr Men character
Lol
If not for the footage I would of never beleived a chop could be blocked
Wait......How can u block A chop?😕😕😕 Simon must have super powers
“Why... are you crap”. Brilliant.
The way he teases us making us think he’s not Simon while subtly promoting himself is genius
He isn't Simon...he's Philip. Why would he call himself a bald idiot if he was Simon Miller? Think about it 🤔
Dude Simon Miller works for WhatCulture not Kayfabe News
franklingoodwin I wonder if they know each other 😮
I don't see it.
@@zay9k717 They don't. Whenever someone mentions Simon, Kayfabe News reply "who?"
First Mick Foley and now you got Simon Miller to be on the show!!! Great scoop Philip n Marx!!!
“...And if you don’t, I’ll stand up” 🤣🤣
Oh the joy! Thank you Kayfabe News! What would I do without your news! Probably just watch some other news channel really....Cheers!
Mr. Hughes spent all that time teaching us how to use those knife-edged chops, but not once did he ever show us how to avoid one. I feel cheated.
Best news source bar none!
Lmfao the, the best news in sports entertainment, do a piece on why "The dead man" hasn't decomposed after all these years
i love how wwe commentary actually said it was a secret asian genetic thing too when asuka did it
nekolin I mean it’s slight,t offensive but really it’s one of the better explanations they could come up with LOL
Simon Miller looks enough like Goldberg to fool the prince of Saudi Arabia, could be a big payday for him.
It did take me a bit to realize it was a pun, tbh.
Well. This was a pleasant and random find. Thank you, RUclips Algorithm
I feel if a guy like, say, Walter, ever tried to chop me and I blocked it, he would just break my arm with the chop.
I hope that Simon Miller guy continues to use his common sense and adopt the most devastating finisher in all of wrestling as his finisher.
As an indian (asian) I would like to say this does not represent the Asian community as a whole
Indians spit tobacco!! Not green mist!!
😆🤣
They do spew green mist, just that the tobacco overpowers it
I love this channel!!
Austin Idol is promoting Kayfabe Cocktail on NWA Power. Philip, you need to have the sales team at Kayfabe News bring Kayfade Cocktail on board as a sponsor/advertiser.
That Simon guy I tell you. What will he think of next! Who would've thought a chest chop could be blocked!
Phillip N Marx > Simon Miller
I've been watching wrestling since 89. I didn't get the pun until 2014.
The more i watch of these, the more i love them
I guess it depends on the region cause we here at South East Asia mostly like to spew haze
As long as it's not Purple Haze . I'm pretty sure Purple Haze(not the song) is illegal in South East Asia 😄
@@franklingoodwin nah, just a standard smoky one's. Pretty good as a smoke screen though
@@franklingoodwin hey, IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!?!?!?!
Kayfabe News, the wrestler you featured that can block a chop once fell in a skip behind a chipotle and became a luchador.
😂😂 my favorite part of the day is seeing the comedic genius of this man
That Simon Miller guy is smart
True! My saliva turns green when I get angry or get threatened.
Mine too 😂
I didnt know that I have that ability.....
If I can ever afford to go to a show, you're getting a 😂 Simon makes me cry! Sign haha
Jimmy Jam Trump 😂
Philip N Marx making fun of Simon Miller!!!!! 😱🤔😂 also he doesn’t have to stand there like a jubroni !!!!
Very informative news as always
Following up to last week's Kayfabe News, where Philip N. Marx interviewed wrestling legend Mick Foley, the latter is thinking of suing Mr. Marx and Kayfabe News for defamation. We all remember how the interview turned into vinegar, when Mr. Marx insisted on every facts being real, which made Mr. Foley mad. We will provide you with all the informations, as the news evolves. All we can say for now, is: BANG BANG!!! Have an iced A!!!
I'm from Lebanon (asia/middle east) I spit nothing when I'm threatened
U clearly aren't Asian then
*Wrestling journalism!*
I actually got the pun couple weeks ago while watching the mortician documentary
Simon Miller? Sounds like an up-and-coming indie superstar!! Probably will be signed by H Hearst H to NXT by 2021!!!!
DAMN Simon fit asf
I am the most ungrateful of monsters.
And the King wants the wig back.
One day Simon is going to kill it on the Mic
He is, but why are you saying this here? Philip's speaking 😉
@@franklingoodwin Because Phillip showed a clip of the bald idiot known as Simon
Fecking legendary.
Is it... Is it wrong to be conflicted about whether to subscribe when he made that threat?
So that's how he looks like with hair.
That Simon Miller guy looks good
WWE should sign him
“ And Other Asian superstars” lmao
Simon miller is the greatest wrestler in history
Phillip should interview Simon
King Jong Bundy lmao
You sure that's not marijuana????
Why’d ones Philip look so much like that bald professional wrestler wasn’t paying attention to is name Stuart? I’m sure he isn’t that good anyway 🤷♂️
That Simon Miller is a good lookin' guy. Philip should take some pointers from him.
Simon Miller will never have the luscious hair of Philip though...the bald idiot 😄
Breaking news.... El dandy demands his us title shot from Bret hart to take place at crown jewel on the tarmac of the airport...cus he's a jam up guy
At the end of each episode, you should keep talking as the credits scroll up the screen with music, so we cant hear what you are saying. Just like a real news show. Or like in the movie, "anchor man". You know, like when ron burgandy says that hes gonna punch the female anchor right in the ovaries lol
I demand ; SIMON MILLER FOR NXT. HE could save the show. I would watch. Thats A 100% increase in viewer ships. Ratings would finally be on the Charts.
then how did hornswoggle spit mist
It's a genetic disorder he's 2% asain
Simon won't stand up cause he knows he's hiding the deadliest move in wrestling history!!!
....The small package
Oh I wish all Asians can do that
Name should be Mark Markenson
Is it just Green?
There is a red mist but that's not something just EVERY asian can breathe out...I mean, c'mon, now!
Kim jong Bundy
LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂
OMG that Simmons guy needs to be pushed to the moon!!!!! Who can stop a chop just be one of the best wrestlers in the world!!!
When are you making your in ring debut in AEW?
XD literally you ungrateful... loves it
Asuka is my girl
I'm glad this guy shits on Simon Miller I'm tired his matches popping up on my news feed
No respect for the names whatsoever on this fake news thing 😂
It's not fake news...it's unreal
Lool this s ridiculous
So funny
You know Auska is from Japan right
U know ur a spaz right
Wamp wamp wamp
🥵😍🥰 Simon
*Philip
Somewhere....an SJW is offended by this video.
First
First to comment second
No im first
No one cares
This might be true that's why corona spread