Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, and Alan Arkin Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED

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  • @carpetjuise
    @carpetjuise 4 года назад +8749

    Alan Arkin : What is Langans?
    Michael Caine : *It all started on the day I was born,..*

  • @jesuschrist9513
    @jesuschrist9513 7 лет назад +24347

    Michael Caine is the type of grandfather that launches into a WW2 story when you ask for some pizza

  • @collinshields5608
    @collinshields5608 5 лет назад +14833

    The 3 forms of old people are on display here: the cynical grandpa, the one that always tells stories, and the one that falls asleep when he's in the middle of something

    • @vexvalentine5689
      @vexvalentine5689 5 лет назад +181

      this comment is the best one on youtube

    • @BigTuna-xs8ic
      @BigTuna-xs8ic 4 года назад +73

      I wanna be friends with them all lol

    • @JohannesClair
      @JohannesClair 4 года назад +28

      Applause to you! :)

    • @oleksandrfradkin6199
      @oleksandrfradkin6199 4 года назад +178

      I wish I had a grandpa like Michael Caine, I would always enjoy listening to a long story.

    • @frozensolid8968
      @frozensolid8968 4 года назад +6

      @@oleksandrfradkin6199 same!

  • @Grandmaster_Dragonborn
    @Grandmaster_Dragonborn 3 года назад +9567

    Morgan: “I’m Michael Caine.”
    Michael: “I’m Morgan Freeman.”
    Alan: *“I seem to be Alan Arkin.”*

    • @KP_Gem
      @KP_Gem 3 года назад +148

      Lol I didn't even catch that

    • @TheM0nsterX
      @TheM0nsterX 3 года назад +122

      Yes that was legit the first thing in the video, i think people couldn't miss it, thanks so much for pointing it out.

    • @vnoctishiru3960
      @vnoctishiru3960 3 года назад +21

      *There is no other way*

    • @soldierstride554
      @soldierstride554 3 года назад +13

      I was so confused when I read your comment and went back on the video. Then I read your comment more closely.

    • @soldierstride554
      @soldierstride554 3 года назад +32

      They said it so naturally and seamlessly as well. It's so easy to miss.

  • @sbailey4891
    @sbailey4891 7 лет назад +17735

    This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. It's like your grandfather and his friends getting together and fighting every 5 minutes

    • @snidenafonso9426
      @snidenafonso9426 4 года назад +54

      3k likes and 1 comment wow this is as rare as jon snow saying something other than u ar ma queen in season 8

    • @Chrisgamechannel1
      @Chrisgamechannel1 3 года назад +5

      His son stream on RUclips

    • @cutlet7127
      @cutlet7127 3 года назад +5

      @@snidenafonso9426 LMAOOOO

    • @actuallystupidperson491
      @actuallystupidperson491 3 года назад +23

      And laughing
      Because with old age you know that life is going to be way more longer if you’re gonna laugh about it
      And you feel way more calmer
      When you laugh about a thing

    • @matheusteixeira6063
      @matheusteixeira6063 3 года назад +7

      This is exacly what it felt like hahah

  • @jietroraximoff2805
    @jietroraximoff2805 4 года назад +13772

    I love how these guys embrace the stereotypes of old people. Morgan has a sort of dry sarcasm/rudeness, Michael has the tendency to go on long stories about basic things and Alan is really impatient and blunt

    • @thebrawlbros1382
      @thebrawlbros1382 3 года назад +189

      this comment is to send a notification to you so you see your comment again

    • @kecym.4808
      @kecym.4808 3 года назад +16

      haha

    • @maloneaqua
      @maloneaqua 3 года назад +24

      I mean if that’s just who you are, why fight it

    • @tadcaddell1067
      @tadcaddell1067 3 года назад +6

      Why are there 3 comments on a post with over 6k likes

    • @vladimir4526
      @vladimir4526 3 года назад +5

      5

  • @lila5338
    @lila5338 6 лет назад +3152

    “I have the memory of a computer”
    A minute later
    “I can’t remember any of them”

    • @Poseidon-1
      @Poseidon-1 5 лет назад +47

      haha I was laughin so hard at that knowing he forgot his lines in the dark knight when he say heath in costume for the first time

    • @ultrainstinctshaggy669
      @ultrainstinctshaggy669 5 лет назад +3

      I'm the 1000th like

    • @markd2797
      @markd2797 5 лет назад

      dovahkiin 6:30

    • @mase847
      @mase847 5 лет назад +1

      @@Poseidon-1 To be fair he didn't forget his lines he was just too scared to deliver them

  • @ppvsonicspy
    @ppvsonicspy 3 года назад +3823

    I love Morgan's slow turn towards Arkin when Michael is telling the story of how he met his wife xD

    • @captainhindsight8906
      @captainhindsight8906 3 года назад +42

      Hmm
      Hmm
      Hmm

    • @whisper2284
      @whisper2284 3 года назад +45

      Morgan was the glue that brought out each of their funny sides. I love these guys!

    • @SE-tc3cr
      @SE-tc3cr 2 года назад +27

      Morgan is the leader of the group, Alan is his wingman and Michael is the carry along, but Morgan has a fondness for Michael, Michael has seen so many things and worked with so many actors it's incredible

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Год назад +8

      @@SE-tc3cr Or maybe they are all colleagues/friends without any sort of hierarchy...

    • @iceetmarne3571
      @iceetmarne3571 Год назад +8

      3:35 if any one is interested!

  • @Aravinth980
    @Aravinth980 7 лет назад +4526

    "When did Michael Caine die?"
    Michael Caine: I haven't read the reviews yet.
    LOLOLOLOLOL

    • @fathaja179
      @fathaja179 7 лет назад +63

      He seems like a fun guy!!

    • @powerup3005
      @powerup3005 7 лет назад +10

      Aravinth what does Morgan say in that moment

    • @Aravinth980
      @Aravinth980 7 лет назад +73

      He says "dont say too much" because Michael Caine takes too long for the answers. Then he starts laughing cause Michael said he hasnt read the reviews yet LOL

    • @tanzeelkhan5984
      @tanzeelkhan5984 7 лет назад +3

      Aravinth I legit LOLed.

    • @muck188
      @muck188 7 лет назад +1

      now notice he play the fin in cars 2

  • @maxtemkin5824
    @maxtemkin5824 7 лет назад +4702

    I love how Alan Arkin completely forgot he was in Argo. He was literally one of the leads. This man is a legend.

    • @myaccount4699
      @myaccount4699 7 лет назад +415

      He even got an oscar nomination hahahaha

    • @joecoe4416
      @joecoe4416 7 лет назад +154

      Max Temkin He won an Oscar lol

    • @shadow345129
      @shadow345129 7 лет назад +261

      He said he was a producer in Argo, which is actually what the character was.

    • @at2.2.2
      @at2.2.2 7 лет назад +44

      Max Temkin i think he said he played the role of a producer.. Which he did

    • @ikerbrauchi8408
      @ikerbrauchi8408 5 лет назад +7

      @@joecoe4416 he was nominated, but he didn't win.

  • @Apollo1135
    @Apollo1135 7 лет назад +6342

    they all act like 3 old men yelling at each other and i love it

    • @ridori7376
      @ridori7376 7 лет назад +521

      Maybe because they ARE 3 old men yelling at each other

    • @chicho4889
      @chicho4889 7 лет назад +3

      We all doooo

    • @ittainativ6606
      @ittainativ6606 7 лет назад +6

      arnd & arnd if u like that watch the movie it's great

    • @moviemastervevo1848
      @moviemastervevo1848 7 лет назад +2

      Ittai Nativ I agree

    • @Roxas80
      @Roxas80 7 лет назад +5

      arnd & arnd this seems like an awesome sitcom.

  • @Rizal96able
    @Rizal96able 3 года назад +1230

    "I've never forgotten me lines" you can trust him based on how he recalls his entire life story xD love Michael Caine

    • @Bruhtatochip742
      @Bruhtatochip742 2 года назад +22

      I don't want a memory like a computer, I want a memory like Michael Caine.

    • @mohammedashian8094
      @mohammedashian8094 2 года назад +12

      Actually he did forget his line in the dark knight upon first seeing Heath ledger in joker makeup and costume

  • @Avatarodin
    @Avatarodin 7 лет назад +7030

    I'm starting to think all the lectures Alfred gave Bruce Wayne in The Dark Knight trilogy was actually just Michael Cain looking at the script and then remembering a story from his past that might possibly tie into the script.

    • @hajeraa
      @hajeraa 7 лет назад +251

      AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

    • @azarelzaleta7619
      @azarelzaleta7619 7 лет назад +69

      AvatarOdin u made my day XD

    • @bandotaku
      @bandotaku 7 лет назад +85

      It makes too much sense!

    • @ChitreshRaiSharma
      @ChitreshRaiSharma 7 лет назад +143

      best Alfred done ever. the ending of the dark Knight rises where Michael Cain cry gets me every time, no matter how many times I watch it.

    • @marniewings81
      @marniewings81 7 лет назад +18

      lmao I know these three are funny!

  • @elisabethjohnson8596
    @elisabethjohnson8596 6 лет назад +4575

    I love how Michael told his whole life story with every question😂

    • @DevyanshBahri
      @DevyanshBahri 6 лет назад +11

      ElisabethJ Johnson IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GO

    • @orelfaiman
      @orelfaiman 6 лет назад +40

      Classic grandpa

    • @timjim6118
      @timjim6118 5 лет назад +18

      By the end of the second question he was out of breath. " *panting* she wouldnt go out with me"😂

    • @spire393
      @spire393 5 лет назад +1

      If it were actually his life story, it would have taken longer than a 7 min video, you goose. Who are you to judge in this matter??

    • @alfonsomtb2692
      @alfonsomtb2692 5 лет назад +1

      @@DevyanshBahri ??

  • @andreaprochowski4717
    @andreaprochowski4717 5 лет назад +2957

    Michael Caine: Starts another long story
    Morgan Freeman: Immediately looks to Alan Arkin to see if this is actually happening again
    Alan Arkin: Literally tries to leave

    • @IJustWantToBeAKnight
      @IJustWantToBeAKnight 5 лет назад +62

      3:46
      Alan Arkin: Literally tries to leave
      Michael Caine: Wait! I’m not done!
      Morgan Freeman Don’t you dare leave me here Alan.

  • @adithyamenon5207
    @adithyamenon5207 3 года назад +3399

    Morgan Freeman: sarcasm
    Alan Arkin: saying funny stuff with the most serious face
    Michael Caine:
    *A long long time ago....*

    • @goldensea03idk51
      @goldensea03idk51 3 года назад +98

      In a galaxy far far away

    • @Nudel-nc1cp
      @Nudel-nc1cp 3 года назад +32

      @@goldensea03idk51 there was a guy in a black uniform :)

    • @vaibhavbhandari1030
      @vaibhavbhandari1030 3 года назад +14

      Michael Scott:- Since the dawn of time....

    • @Dirt_McGirt_Osirus
      @Dirt_McGirt_Osirus 2 года назад +21

      Michael is like your grandpa who will tell you a long drawn out story about how in the 50’s he had to go to his neighbors house to go get some eggs or something like that

    • @ak_buckets7962
      @ak_buckets7962 2 года назад +8

      I was in burma

  • @brett8460
    @brett8460 4 года назад +8404

    Alan: "Does Alan Arkin live? Yes, Alan Arkin so far does live."
    Morgan: "It does not say that. It says 'where.' READ."

    • @ubu6420
      @ubu6420 4 года назад +304

      i was DYING AT THIS PART AND STILL AM AS I TYPE THIS

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger 4 года назад +112

      That was a total mood, lmao

    • @bennypena8633
      @bennypena8633 4 года назад +150

      Michael Caine: “I have a memory like a computer”
      Also Michael Caine: “I died in quite a few pictures but I can’t remember any of them”
      LOL 😂🤣
      (Edit bc this doesn’t look like a joke when it really was)

    • @sabriaabilon1943
      @sabriaabilon1943 4 года назад +58

      "it does not say that." THIS PART IS STILL SENDING ME HELP

    • @emmacascino5033
      @emmacascino5033 3 года назад +21

      READ

  • @eriohkubo6474
    @eriohkubo6474 7 лет назад +2399

    The story of Michael Caine meeting his wife is fucking amazing. dang

    • @pjfair12547
      @pjfair12547 7 лет назад +31

      Orange Box tad creepy but amazing works

    • @ThePuk98
      @ThePuk98 7 лет назад +20

      Orange Box it's not his wife, he's talking about Shakira the singer.

    • @JakeSamuelH
      @JakeSamuelH 7 лет назад +112

      ThePuk98 yeh his wifes name is shakira!

    • @ThePuk98
      @ThePuk98 7 лет назад +3

      Just Jake it's called sarcasm...

    • @ShallonHughes
      @ShallonHughes 7 лет назад +149

      He's being serious, his wife's name is Shakira Caine. look it up.

  • @bercouli399
    @bercouli399 4 года назад +8617

    I love how Michael Caine tells his life story at every question.

    • @malakbabygirl
      @malakbabygirl 3 года назад +114

      It’s so adorable

    • @joesteyn6599
      @joesteyn6599 3 года назад +126

      Tbf, Michael Caine has probably had the most incredible life in human history

    • @lols486
      @lols486 3 года назад +62

      and alan is the opposite and just answers "YES" to everything

    • @Mechwolf9910
      @Mechwolf9910 3 года назад +45

      his memory is like a computer. we can see that

    • @layanade1rey
      @layanade1rey 3 года назад +17

      like my grandfather

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish 3 года назад +1242

    I love how Michael basically went into a life story of Peter Langan, and then Alan was just like "Thats not what I asked"

  • @riademi7507
    @riademi7507 7 лет назад +5100

    "What has Morgan Freeman done for society?"
    Me: His voice

    • @ashbro3214
      @ashbro3214 7 лет назад +6

      Ria Demi lol you are right

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 7 лет назад +9

      Damn right!

    • @johnrayordas
      @johnrayordas 7 лет назад +203

      *HIS VERY EXISTENCE*

    • @templar273
      @templar273 7 лет назад +135

      he CREATED society, god almighty

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 7 лет назад +71

      THE VERY CARBON DIOXIDE HE RELEASES INTO THE UNIVERSE

  • @skialarmahar6991
    @skialarmahar6991 7 лет назад +1789

    "I do a great impression of me. My name is Michael Caine." 😂😂😂

  • @kulatoid
    @kulatoid 5 лет назад +7076

    “Does Alan Arkin?”
    “Yes, yes he does”

    • @user-ox4ro4hw6m
      @user-ox4ro4hw6m 5 лет назад +149

      Does he?

    • @MrX-un8cz
      @MrX-un8cz 5 лет назад +36

      @ur mom how dare you questions it.....

    • @ahmadalkhaldi5971
      @ahmadalkhaldi5971 5 лет назад +30

      @@user-ox4ro4hw6m yes he does

    • @tommygunengineer9184
      @tommygunengineer9184 5 лет назад +10

      But what would happen if he didn't, tho?

    • @michaelabdulnour7762
      @michaelabdulnour7762 4 года назад +5

      @@user-ox4ro4hw6m I'm not sure if you're qualified enough to ask such a high-level intelligence question

  • @defaltmarkowicz527
    @defaltmarkowicz527 3 года назад +1093

    "When was Michael Caine born?"
    Michael: Well it all started with Adam and Eve

  • @jessfrankel5212
    @jessfrankel5212 6 лет назад +1772

    Morgan Freeman: "I'm not gonna do this unless you give short answers." Priceless!

  • @HOLYCOWofthesea
    @HOLYCOWofthesea 7 лет назад +1585

    "Do you want to hear the menu?"
    KILLED ME

    • @suzesiviter6083
      @suzesiviter6083 7 лет назад +12

      Yeah; Caine was winding him up more at that stage on purpose)

  • @hieuphungminh6690
    @hieuphungminh6690 7 лет назад +2522

    Morgan Freeman,Michael Caine and Alan Arkin in the same room.....my life is now complete.

    • @TheMihig
      @TheMihig 7 лет назад +63

      don't die yet, they have a movie comming up

    • @justinshimabukuro5879
      @justinshimabukuro5879 7 лет назад +2

      Cereal DuDe sounds like a political action version of expendables coming up starring these three

    • @dontlookatmyprofile9251
      @dontlookatmyprofile9251 7 лет назад

      Okay get ready! Don't Look at my Banner on my page :)

    • @FrostedJr
      @FrostedJr 7 лет назад +7

      What if David Attenborough was there?

    • @BumbleBeeBeeRock
      @BumbleBeeBeeRock 7 лет назад +3

      FrostedJr agree !!

  • @johnmurphy7674
    @johnmurphy7674 2 года назад +400

    The sleepy grandpa, the angry grumpy grandpa and the talkative grandpa.
    These men are incredible.

  • @gcohen3516
    @gcohen3516 7 лет назад +3053

    Caine: I started acting when I was ten--
    Arkin: NEXT QUESTION
    Me: ***dead***

  • @sandijazz
    @sandijazz 6 лет назад +2348

    5:18 "What is alan arkin famous for"
    Caine: "Falling asleep."

  • @parkerstyers4812
    @parkerstyers4812 7 лет назад +580

    Micheal Caine is literally his character Alfred in real life. He has a story for everything haha

  • @AldatraSam
    @AldatraSam 3 года назад +563

    Morgan sarcasm, Alan's blunt response and Michael's story telling.

  • @seankurisu3535
    @seankurisu3535 7 лет назад +3418

    "Does alan arkin? yes he does." killed me XD

  • @Hope-gl4ug
    @Hope-gl4ug 5 лет назад +3440

    I feel like Michael Caine was trolling them on purpose while having a serious face.

    • @damoisellesachikopallera964
      @damoisellesachikopallera964 5 лет назад +66

      Yes, indeed 😄

    • @artantic
      @artantic 4 года назад +41

      Hes an actor isnt he?

    • @kadebutt9834
      @kadebutt9834 4 года назад +7

      Idk that’s exactly how my grandpa is 😂😂always rambling

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 4 года назад +40

      He definitely had that British humor on full display.

    • @ability5284
      @ability5284 4 года назад +7

      thats called british Humor ahhaha

  • @TylersTechnology
    @TylersTechnology 7 лет назад +11967

    Wired needs to start a new Series "Storytime with Michael Caine."

    • @gateauxq4604
      @gateauxq4604 7 лет назад +405

      I want story time with all three! Morgan and Michael reading and Alan snoring. He has an awesome snore.

    • @Giorgo5025
      @Giorgo5025 7 лет назад +135

      This needs to be a thing

    • @rdnatasha
      @rdnatasha 7 лет назад +61

      oh my god WIRED make this happen please!!

    • @bryandemiri9523
      @bryandemiri9523 7 лет назад +2

      Tyler's Tech I

    • @SpartanA116
      @SpartanA116 7 лет назад +7

      I'm crying rn lol

  • @dimitri7371
    @dimitri7371 3 года назад +2022

    As a russian speaker, Alan Arkin's russian is really really clean.

    • @akirafella
      @akirafella 3 года назад +44

      Согласен, крутой мужик)

    • @abdullahomar8796
      @abdullahomar8796 3 года назад +20

      I agree, cool guy!

    • @nuckingfuts4721
      @nuckingfuts4721 3 года назад +16

      I am not a Russian speaker myself, but have studied some Russian, and what he said sounded very authentic to me

    • @horaufdeinemutti9229
      @horaufdeinemutti9229 2 года назад

      You couldn‘t be more Russian than have the name Dimitri and Juri Gagarin in your profile-picture xd😂❤️

    • @christofferjenzen78
      @christofferjenzen78 2 года назад +2

      Da....da!

  • @Mirroredsmoke
    @Mirroredsmoke 5 лет назад +3098

    3:21 The whole time Michael Caine was telling this story I thought he was talking about Shakira the singer until he said "thats how i met my wife" lmao

    • @klaracollins691
      @klaracollins691 5 лет назад +75

      SAME

    • @Momclone88
      @Momclone88 5 лет назад +28

      MirroredSmoke same!! I was so confused!!

    • @mustafe7510
      @mustafe7510 5 лет назад +6

      Me too

    • @Dave1507
      @Dave1507 5 лет назад +61

      @@mustafe7510 Me too, until i remembered he's in his 80's and shakira (the singer) wouldn't have been born yet back in his partying days

    • @mustafe7510
      @mustafe7510 5 лет назад +48

      @@Dave1507 I think there are two people in the world named shakira his wife and shakira 😅

  • @twixxreeper1022
    @twixxreeper1022 7 лет назад +1837

    "Does Alan Arkin"
    "Yes he does."

  • @august4222
    @august4222 6 лет назад +2235

    Michael Caine is EXACTLY like my grandmother. Gets asked a simple question, and somehow gives an answers that lasts for 20 minutes, talking about her entire life story. Really amusing though.

    • @emsunnyad
      @emsunnyad 5 лет назад +26

      I guess they have lots of things to share

    • @sohailoriginal
      @sohailoriginal 5 лет назад +25

      it means they do not have someone to talk :) so spend time with them,, this is the best you can do for them...

    • @ashaxkook133
      @ashaxkook133 5 лет назад +22

      @@sohailoriginal I did that with my grandmother; I would visit as often as I could, before she passed away, and I don't regret it. no matter how many hours I was sitting there, every minute was worth listening to the stories she would tell.

    • @romarina2687
      @romarina2687 5 лет назад +1

      August Melander embrace those moments!! My grandpa died this year and I’m very thankful to all the stories he told me (some of them more than once 😅). Now they’re all close to my heart and I’m glad to heard him 😊

  • @mxyxpxn
    @mxyxpxn Год назад +533

    Rest in peace, Alan Arkin, you will be missed 😓

    • @soluna_22
      @soluna_22 Год назад +23

      HUH?! THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT???

    • @Skirmitch
      @Skirmitch Год назад +8

      sooo I didnt know the guy, I watch this video, I liked the 3 guys so much, I go to the comments, and find out that one of them had really passed out...... great

    • @eliben4066
      @eliben4066 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@soluna_22I just found out watching Cinema Therapy talk about Little Miss Sunshine. Came back to this video after that. RIP Alan Arkin

  • @MM-jc7uv
    @MM-jc7uv 4 года назад +4520

    “Does Alan Arkin- yes he does.”
    “Does he?”
    “Yes he does.”

    • @mohamedashian604
      @mohamedashian604 4 года назад +31

      He does very much like VERY MUCH!!!

    • @abhyudaysingh4519
      @abhyudaysingh4519 4 года назад +6

      8-2

    • @Sbonelo_
      @Sbonelo_ 4 года назад +1

      @@abhyudaysingh4519 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @9False
      @9False 4 года назад +1

      @@abhyudaysingh4519 ??

    • @kunwar2558
      @kunwar2558 4 года назад

      @@abhyudaysingh4519 f*ck you

  • @maicooo123
    @maicooo123 4 года назад +8408

    "wait a minute I'm not gonna do this unless u give short answers"
    "ok I can do that"
    "when michael caine started acting?"
    "WELL IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS 10 YEARS OLD"

    • @aditisk99
      @aditisk99 4 года назад +225

      Next question!

    • @maicooo123
      @maicooo123 4 года назад +15

      @Gabby C thank u now I can't read his name without thinking about cocaine

    • @manikandan-xq4xi
      @manikandan-xq4xi 3 года назад +17

      Yeah everytime they say his name all i hear is my cocaine..

    • @kecym.4808
      @kecym.4808 3 года назад

      haha

    • @aabidamn
      @aabidamn 3 года назад +3

      This reminds me of a scene in The Goonies where Chunk was interrogated by the baddies.

  • @eventhorizon3962
    @eventhorizon3962 4 года назад +2118

    "You wanna hear the menu?"
    Awww, he was so genuine about it.

    • @khaya4465
      @khaya4465 3 года назад +33

      I knowww! I've been searching for this lmao

    • @savvyc2182
      @savvyc2182 3 года назад +36

      I wanted to hear the menu😞

    • @Tiger0408
      @Tiger0408 2 года назад +2

      @@savvyc2182 same

  • @hsfox2792
    @hsfox2792 3 года назад +5002

    Michael: "...he killed himself tryna murder his wife..."
    Morgan: o_0
    Alan: 👁👄👁

    • @infamousjack1256
      @infamousjack1256 3 года назад +207

      0 to 100 in exactly 20.25 seconds

    • @soupricemf1260
      @soupricemf1260 3 года назад +25

      😂 lol

    • @stomcode
      @stomcode 3 года назад +237

      "I ASKED A SIMPLE QUESTION: WHAT'S A LANGAN?"

    • @h.a.3954
      @h.a.3954 3 года назад +18

      Dudeeeeee I literally read this comment while coincidently hearing it play out.......

    • @tlepageart
      @tlepageart 3 года назад +33

      That escalated real fast 🤣💀

  • @BalloutNewDregas
    @BalloutNewDregas 6 лет назад +5283

    Old people literally become children when they become old people

  • @lordpoob
    @lordpoob 7 лет назад +1979

    Alan Arkin's face when Caine was talking about langans 😂

    • @LukzaFactory
      @LukzaFactory 7 лет назад +104

      Jacob Berrier The snore too !

  • @pocm100
    @pocm100 7 лет назад +505

    "I'm not gonna do this unless you give short answers" 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @tanya2345
    @tanya2345 3 года назад +390

    2:41 alan's face i'm crying

  • @allsmiles3666
    @allsmiles3666 7 лет назад +889

    “Does Alan Arkin”?
    “Yes he does”
    “Does he”? Lmfao

  • @don5450
    @don5450 7 лет назад +6912

    they should have a podcast show

    • @Mickey42141
      @Mickey42141 7 лет назад +25

      wow great idea

    • @SubjectRandom21
      @SubjectRandom21 7 лет назад +141

      Can you imagine the mayhem? I'd bet it would be a storming success, old men having a good old chin wag. The stories they could tell!

    • @gamerex9378
      @gamerex9378 7 лет назад +194

      It would be 1 question per podcast. The three would spend 90 minutes attempting to answer it and they would fail to answer that question but incidentally, would answer hundreds of unanswered questions that were not asked.

    • @laneythelame
      @laneythelame 7 лет назад +7

      Donny we need to make it happen 😂

    • @333dae
      @333dae 7 лет назад +18

      GamerEX it should also be an absurdly simple question like is tattoo ink

  • @Dannyvhulst
    @Dannyvhulst 6 лет назад +2095

    These legends crack me up. I imagine them sitting on a bench in the park together arguing like this x´D

    • @ch4z_bucks
      @ch4z_bucks 5 лет назад +123

      They start playing chess and then Michael Caine says this reminds me of the time when.... Morgan laughs and Alan just falls asleep.

    • @rack2646
      @rack2646 5 лет назад +45

      I'd pay solid money just to witness them

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 5 лет назад

      yes! :D :D :D

  • @Mio248
    @Mio248 3 года назад +560

    "Wanna hear the menu?"
    "NO! PULL THIS THING, WILL YA?"
    I was dying on that part.

  • @sotsugyou
    @sotsugyou 7 лет назад +1802

    "What is Alan Arkin famous for?"
    "Falling asleep."
    HAHAHAHAHHAA

    • @dcm_r
      @dcm_r 7 лет назад +2

      HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @eilleebee9407
      @eilleebee9407 6 лет назад +3

      Reira Howard I laughed so hard when he said that😂😂😂

    • @romicor9
      @romicor9 6 лет назад

      MIke Nichols' movie Catch-22 ;)

    • @vhuz1688
      @vhuz1688 6 лет назад

      LMAOO

    • @blodgettshouseofinsanity
      @blodgettshouseofinsanity 6 лет назад

      I love Alan in “The in-Laws”

  • @souravdebbarma5003
    @souravdebbarma5003 6 лет назад +5664

    They have been old people my whole life since I was a kid . I'm 22 now

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 6 лет назад +171

      I'm 28 and I agree with that ! 😅😂😂

    • @loveharrydaily
      @loveharrydaily 6 лет назад +52

      Sourav Debbarma I’m 23 and the youngest I’ve ever seen Morgan Freeman is in Lean on Me and I’m sure he was over 50 in that

    • @nuckchorris2703
      @nuckchorris2703 6 лет назад +26

      Those millennials...

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 6 лет назад +92

      @@nuckchorris2703
      Grandpa, is that you ?

    • @mangrobert5721
      @mangrobert5721 6 лет назад +2

      Agree hahahah

  • @user-zv7yb4yp9g
    @user-zv7yb4yp9g 7 лет назад +7802

    name a more legendary trio i'll wait.

  • @ElianaRosalind
    @ElianaRosalind Год назад +67

    The first place I came after seeing the news of Alan's passing. But legends never die. Rest in peace.

  • @Jarl_69
    @Jarl_69 7 лет назад +13545

    I actually want to hear Michael Caine's stories...

    • @wgk4845
      @wgk4845 7 лет назад +462

      Your comment actually fits your pic.

    • @hamzakhalid1556
      @hamzakhalid1556 7 лет назад +142

      I also want to hear them

    • @nathanmoreno5771
      @nathanmoreno5771 7 лет назад +79

      Me too.

    • @Lmackay204
      @Lmackay204 7 лет назад +65

      Jarl Ballin' he was in the war and once was in a British gang

    • @randomjourneyhome
      @randomjourneyhome 7 лет назад +85

      He needs a movie about his life, and a cameo too

  • @jackguest145
    @jackguest145 7 лет назад +3451

    Petition to make Morgan Freeman a British citizen so he can become Sir Morgan Freeman

    • @THEGOFER615
      @THEGOFER615 7 лет назад +28

      Jack Challenge YES!!!

    • @halloween482
      @halloween482 6 лет назад +26

      Nahhhh, y'all can't have him, he's ours!

    • @ari9638
      @ari9638 6 лет назад +33

      Yeah but it's only an honorary knighthood. A full Common Realm knighthood can only be given to someone who is a citizen of the common realm, and thus Steven Spielberg isn't eligible for full knighthood. He isn't allowed to title himself "Sir" although he is allowed to use the post-nominal initials "KBE" after his name.

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 6 лет назад +2

      Darth Doofus to carry the title Sir you have to be a citizen of the Commonwealth Realm- the UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand plus a bunch of island countries. Even then, the knighthoods could be local awards ( as in Australia, where they are no longer awarded).
      What Spielberg can do is add the postscript- KCBE usually (Knight Commander of thenBritish Empire). To use the title you need to be Commonwealth, essentially.

    • @EUSA1776
      @EUSA1776 6 лет назад +4

      We fought a war for that not to happen, thanks.

  • @radioactiveassassin5218
    @radioactiveassassin5218 4 года назад +3542

    "Does Alan Arkin?"
    "Yes he does."
    "Does he?"
    "Yes he does."
    "Mhmm. Alright."

    • @Rico_71
      @Rico_71 4 года назад +30

      The single best bit of interview to ever being posted on YT

    • @katroyal6309
      @katroyal6309 3 года назад +8

      If it has anything to do with woman yes. Classic

    • @jamarkusholcomb516
      @jamarkusholcomb516 3 года назад +3

      I would kill if Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine made a movie together with William Shatner.

    • @jamarkusholcomb516
      @jamarkusholcomb516 3 года назад +2

      No seriously imagine that Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine and William Shatner.

    • @iskambillordu
      @iskambillordu 3 года назад +1

      Askinga a question to a npc

  • @zayvs531
    @zayvs531 3 года назад +1146

    Michael: “I have a memory like a computer.”
    Also Michael: “I’ve died several reviews and quite few pictures but I can’t remember any of them.”

    • @aditisk99
      @aditisk99 3 года назад +27

      I mean if he can still remember those old stories with details, he does have great memory.

    • @noahg9936
      @noahg9936 3 года назад +15

      Selectivity can be gold!

    • @SwordStone55
      @SwordStone55 3 года назад

      Broken computer

    • @Xominus
      @Xominus 3 года назад +1

      ​@@SwordStone55 You accidentally type 'broken'.

    • @SwordStone55
      @SwordStone55 3 года назад

      @@Xominus lol

  • @SLAMthatLIU
    @SLAMthatLIU 7 лет назад +872

    "It does not say that...READ!"

  • @conemsrs444
    @conemsrs444 7 лет назад +1663

    "Do you wanna hear the menu?" 😂

  • @johnk5398
    @johnk5398 6 лет назад +415

    Alan Arkin straight up didnt remember that he was even in a movie that he was nominated for an oscar for.

  • @tadcaddell1067
    @tadcaddell1067 3 года назад +332

    This video as 3 stereotypes of old people:
    Alan Arkin:the no nonsense impatient person
    Morgan freeman:the snappy sarcastic person
    Michael Caine:the person that tells you his whole life story at the simplest question

  • @khaled3433
    @khaled3433 5 лет назад +3036

    "Morgan Freeman does his own stunts?"
    "If it has anything to do with a woman absolutely yes"
    LEVEL SAVAGE 100%

  • @MuzamilKhan-eg2vq
    @MuzamilKhan-eg2vq 6 лет назад +984

    ""does alan arkin live?"
    "yes alan arkin so far does live"
    "IT DOES NOT SAY THAT, READ!"
    this part legit kills me every time I watch it LOOOL

  • @jameslucas0
    @jameslucas0 7 лет назад +189

    "What has Morgan Freeman done for society?"
    He made words come out of his mouth

  • @jonathanr9619
    @jonathanr9619 2 года назад +240

    I could listen to Michael tell stories all day man is a treasure. But I get that these were meant to be shorter answers 😂

    • @JoeChillton
      @JoeChillton 2 года назад +11

      It seems the telling stories portion in The Dark Knight sequels was actually based on his love of telling tales.

  • @skylerjones7777
    @skylerjones7777 7 лет назад +524

    Any of these guys would be the coolest grandpa to have

    • @kidvette2004
      @kidvette2004 7 лет назад +2

      Skyler Jones I agree

    • @venuslippe9132
      @venuslippe9132 7 лет назад +1

      because they are cool or because they are rich ?

    • @INTHESALLOW
      @INTHESALLOW 7 лет назад +1

      IKR?

    • @INTHESALLOW
      @INTHESALLOW 7 лет назад +8

      Personally I would not be interested in their money, but in their jobs. They must have the most incredible anecdotes, I would spend hours listening to them, added to that they have a great sense of humor, it's great.

    • @cardinology8536
      @cardinology8536 7 лет назад +2

      Venuslippe well for me I wouldn't not in million years be interested in they're money but I actually like these three old men even if they not my gramps... I wish😐

  • @Nabend1402
    @Nabend1402 7 лет назад +1935

    "He killed himself trying to murder his wife"
    Why does that sentence make me laugh so much???

    • @theardasli
      @theardasli 6 лет назад +46

      Yess! I thought I was the only one. I had to pause because I was laughing so hard.

    • @gothicwn
      @gothicwn 6 лет назад +28

      its 3:55
      i paused the video to check the comments
      i saw yours
      i laughed so hard
      now my dad locked me in the store

    • @spencereades
      @spencereades 6 лет назад +43

      It was the set-up, I think. Started out as the most boring normal old man story, then BOOM attempted murder-suicide outta nowhere. It's kind of an anti-joke

    • @igooglewords
      @igooglewords 6 лет назад +33

      And Alan Arkin followed that with "I asked you a simple question. What is langans" Hahahahaha

    • @beastmasterbg
      @beastmasterbg 6 лет назад +5

      Its irony in one sentence thats why

  • @usagithebunny
    @usagithebunny 6 лет назад +2402

    Morgan: I'm not gonna do this unless you give short answers
    Michael: I'll give you short answers (keeps talking)
    Alan: next question
    Michael: *WAIT A MINUTE!!??* (keeps talking)

    • @zlcoolboy
      @zlcoolboy 5 лет назад +13

      I think he actually said I'll give you a short answer,which gives him plenty of wiggle room for the other questions.

    • @xxBONGHUNTER420xx
      @xxBONGHUNTER420xx 5 лет назад +5

      @3:38 I see what you mean 😂😂😂😂

  • @omarkalyppojunior5201
    @omarkalyppojunior5201 3 года назад +278

    Freeman: "I'm not gonna do this unless you give short answers"
    Nobody: "When did Caine start acting"
    M. Caine : "story time fellas"
    😹😹😹

  • @ulfahp4647
    @ulfahp4647 6 лет назад +1148

    "I have no twitter. I don't do social media. Life is too short." This is deep

    • @tacobellemployee6836
      @tacobellemployee6836 6 лет назад +14

      I'm just wasting away my life 😔

    • @Lo-jy4re
      @Lo-jy4re 6 лет назад +2

      I’d wager the casual social media follower could average around 7 hours a week. More “involved” users probably as much as 40+ hours or a full-time job😬

    • @wheresmyrooptoff4056
      @wheresmyrooptoff4056 6 лет назад +19

      r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @soumyadey7387
      @soumyadey7387 6 лет назад +1

      @@wheresmyrooptoff4056 or better :
      r/iam45andhomelessnolifer

    • @pbmann69420
      @pbmann69420 5 лет назад

      That went too deep too fast

  • @AlexEGR
    @AlexEGR 7 лет назад +2596

    Everyone knows that Morgan Freeman earns a freckle everytime he shows up and explains something convoluted.

    • @skoomajoe6205
      @skoomajoe6205 7 лет назад +47

      Alex EGR Can you imagine if he played a character in Metal Gear Solid? He'd be one big freckle. there wouldn't be anything left of him.

    • @softiebbybunny2317
      @softiebbybunny2317 7 лет назад +4

      Alex EGR The pooped that peeded.

    • @hsark4609
      @hsark4609 7 лет назад +7

      hahahahaha brilliant hope he aviods kojima

    • @zoe_lixx
      @zoe_lixx 7 лет назад +25

      haha I love that South Park game

    • @BossRuler-jh3zv
      @BossRuler-jh3zv 6 лет назад

      The movie. Patton

  • @player1111ful
    @player1111ful 7 лет назад +2866

    I just want to be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.

  • @sajeedahsan6109
    @sajeedahsan6109 3 года назад +53

    3:37
    Morgan freeman : wtf is he saying
    Alan arkin: *laughs hysterically*

  • @Dandyrandy-pk6pw
    @Dandyrandy-pk6pw 5 лет назад +1194

    Alternative title: *WE PUT THREE LEGENDS IN A ROOM TOGETHER AND THEY CAUSE CHAOS FOR 7 MINUTES STRAIGHT*

    • @nadaylight
      @nadaylight 4 года назад +3

      I wanna like this comment but it has 777 likes

  • @Flameysaur
    @Flameysaur 7 лет назад +420

    Micahel Caine always looks so serious and straight-faced but he's actually funny

    • @TAJY26
      @TAJY26 6 лет назад +1

      yep. that is his appeal

  • @SUBDELTA9
    @SUBDELTA9 4 года назад +1312

    "Does Morgan Freeman do his own stunts?"
    Morgan Freeman - "if it's had anything to do with a women, yes."

    • @VijemaVati
      @VijemaVati 4 года назад +25

      Bandito Burrito Such a G

    • @vh6307
      @vh6307 4 года назад +30

      Now THAT'S the answer ALL men should come with!!!😄👏

    • @shantini2911
      @shantini2911 4 года назад +3

      Same with denzel washington I believe.

    • @sujanaislam2462
      @sujanaislam2462 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sakinagathe13
      @sakinagathe13 3 года назад

      DIES 🤣🤣🤣

  • @youtubecreatorszr3
    @youtubecreatorszr3 Год назад +47

    R.I.P. Alan Arkin

  • @matthewlacey4198
    @matthewlacey4198 7 лет назад +1888

    At 3:35 when Morgan Freeman looks at Alan Arkin it always gets me 😂😂

    • @M.A.C.01
      @M.A.C.01 6 лет назад +4

      I always thought Morgan Freeman resembles Nelson Mandela

    • @zenahb4111
      @zenahb4111 6 лет назад +2

      IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lunalover972
    @lunalover972 7 лет назад +298

    Morgan's stare after hes asked if he likes Trump is the funniest thing I have ever seen

    • @Fireglo
      @Fireglo 7 лет назад

      WE ARE AT WAR WITH RUSSIA EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT!!!!

  • @TheMixu92
    @TheMixu92 7 лет назад +2133

    ¨You would be a Sir instantly.¨ :D omg u gotta love these guys.

  • @jamesbuchanan3562
    @jamesbuchanan3562 2 года назад +53

    Alan :”What is a langan?”
    Michael: “I was doing a picture….”
    😂

  • @alediaz_pr
    @alediaz_pr 5 лет назад +5227

    How did Michael Caine and Shakira meet?
    Sir Michael starts monologuing: “Well, it was in the days of disco-”
    *Alan Arkin has left the chat*

    • @AriASpectrumDayz
      @AriASpectrumDayz 5 лет назад +44

      My version! How did u meet Shakira
      Micheal *well sunny BOI back when I was in nam.*

    • @thatboi9599
      @thatboi9599 5 лет назад +12

      Michael: Wait a minute!!!

    • @Bubbl3s0204
      @Bubbl3s0204 5 лет назад +45

      I honestly thought he meant the singer

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 4 года назад +10

      He was watching a tv commercial and thought "I want to possess that human being" and then he did. Famous people are weird.

    • @wiseogjc370
      @wiseogjc370 4 года назад +3

      I actually thought he was gonna say he had a one night stand and 20 years later he met his daughter he didn't know about ...it was Shakira O.o

  • @Aegon1
    @Aegon1 4 года назад +2159

    “Short Answers”
    “Okay”
    “When did Micheal Caine start acting”
    “Well to tell you that story I’ll have to go back 70 years”

    • @EPrimeify
      @EPrimeify 3 года назад +16

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CamAteUrKFC
    @CamAteUrKFC 4 года назад +652

    Lmao "I'm not continuing unless you give short answers"

  • @turtletank4784
    @turtletank4784 Год назад +30

    This hits so much harder after Alan Arkins passing.

  • @humbleevidenceaccepter7712
    @humbleevidenceaccepter7712 5 лет назад +725

    This is the best _Wired interview_ I've seen yet.

  • @venzabi1875
    @venzabi1875 7 лет назад +652

    Am i the only one whos impressed by Michael Caines ability to remember everything that he’s done through past his life???

    • @kiwibird8441
      @kiwibird8441 6 лет назад +23

      VENZABI past life?, I didn't know he was reincarnated

    • @Isarai1705
      @Isarai1705 6 лет назад +3

      I can't even remember what i had for breakfast

    • @thefilmexpert1239
      @thefilmexpert1239 6 лет назад +9

      Might also impress you to learn he is a Korean War veteran.

    • @muhammaddaffamarbun2889
      @muhammaddaffamarbun2889 6 лет назад

      Actually he did forget his lines in the dark knight movie, during the scene where joker is busting into the party. He had a dialogue there, that's what the question mean.

    • @hollow8421
      @hollow8421 6 лет назад +2

      He said it himself, he has good memory.

  • @sarahnunn6577
    @sarahnunn6577 7 лет назад +269

    I did NOT expect Michael Caine to run on like that, but I would listen to his old man tangents forever.

  • @lourdesrodriguez412
    @lourdesrodriguez412 Год назад +19

    R.I.P. Alan Arkin (1934-2023)

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +3638

    This is like interviewing The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.

    • @EmeraldEtherious
      @EmeraldEtherious 4 года назад +24

      Yo Dude

    • @user-uz7cn1dq8p
      @user-uz7cn1dq8p 4 года назад +7

      lol

    • @alucard347
      @alucard347 4 года назад +35

      Question number 1:
      Which is which?
      Question number 2:
      WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

    • @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
      @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 4 года назад +14

      @@alucard347 Ans 1: It doesn't matter.
      Ans 2: It doesn't matter.

    • @alucard347
      @alucard347 4 года назад +6

      @@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
      1. That is true.
      2. THAT IS NOT TRUE.

  • @matthewcarle8912
    @matthewcarle8912 5 лет назад +431

    Freeman: "Inhave a gardener who keeps my bees. They're my bees, but she keeps them..."
    Arkin: "Boy I'm glad we cleared that up..."

  • @Keriedawayy
    @Keriedawayy 6 лет назад +1137

    Michael Caine is precious, can we just meet up and have a tea party for hours

    • @romarina2687
      @romarina2687 5 лет назад +2

      Keri McCall he is a living legend, one of the biggest names in cinematography history, I remember his movie Alfie, amazing

  • @jjjlove2260
    @jjjlove2260 3 года назад +119

    My goodness. Michael is such an interesting storyteller. It's a little confusing but he's so intriguing.

  • @pbmann69420
    @pbmann69420 5 лет назад +6182

    "What is lagans"
    ".....Peter killed himself trying to murder his wife"
    WHAT?!?! 😂😂

    • @terminado
      @terminado 5 лет назад +276

      With all the information he provided they could do a movie about it...

    • @chunkylefunga
      @chunkylefunga 5 лет назад +32

      He's basically uncle albert.

    • @vladtheimpaler9577
      @vladtheimpaler9577 5 лет назад +148

      "I asked a simple question. What is lagans?"

    • @AriASpectrumDayz
      @AriASpectrumDayz 5 лет назад +5

      So much for Alphonce Pennyworth

    • @AriASpectrumDayz
      @AriASpectrumDayz 5 лет назад +3

      If ore the message above Alfred Pennyworth haha

  • @dominict9325
    @dominict9325 7 лет назад +1835

    Michael Caine sounds like the type of guy who'd tell you the story of a family he knew that died in a car crash on the way to McDonald's when you asked him for directions to get there.

    • @vickibear9868
      @vickibear9868 7 лет назад +120

      Still... what is a langan

    • @diecast4556
      @diecast4556 7 лет назад +11

      hahahaha he so totally would...

    • @EternalKHFan0
      @EternalKHFan0 7 лет назад +79

      Me: Hey, Michael, do you want eggs for breakfast?
      Michael: *starts long story about his time as mercenary in South America*
      Me(desperately): I ASKED IF YOU WANTED EGGS!!

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 7 лет назад +5

      Eternal KHFan He'd have sausages, he fucking loves sausages

    • @jenjen_oreo
      @jenjen_oreo 7 лет назад

      Dominic Tee LMAO

  • @Derikimi
    @Derikimi 4 года назад +658

    "I'll let you give short answers"
    "I started acting in school when I was..."

  • @mukulsharma418
    @mukulsharma418 Год назад +16

    Came here just for Alan...RIP legend