James's New Girlfriend Is the 'Alien' Xenomorph w/ Billy Crudup & Kristen Schaal
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- Опубликовано: 16 май 2017
- James is excited to introduce his new girlfriend to Billy Crudup and Kristen Schaal, but the dinner is thrown when Emma shows up and demonstrates some alien-like behavior.
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That moment when you realize an alien got a boyfriend before you. . .
I'm not gay.
Anne Clarise Yes!!!!!!!!!
It's depessing.
Anne Clarise that moment when u r lonley as fuck that u start to date an alein
Well the universe is so big odds are there have been billions of "aliens" that have had boyfriends/girlfriends before us. Off topic a little bit I know but think about it.
The purse killed me. 😂
ThriftyAF omg same
i want that purse....
ThriftyAF And the face hugger at the end made me lol hard.
omg same so fashionable
CchrisPlay hjj
“D…darling the salt. Darling, he wants the salt”
I love how she grabs her purse lmao
I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard when I saw the alien come through the door holding a small yellow handbag, like it's normal😂😂😂
Well, I'd love my dates to always bring their purses with them. So Emma just acting like a regular date but I guess she started acting violent the moment she realized the other couple judged her cos she don't look like them
I think that bag she has is a Gucci bag,very fashionable
^- 3 -^ *hands up for fashion taste!*
Bahaha! The purse was the unexpected icing on the cake!
I know, right?
Me too LMFAO ROFLMAO
As a fan of the Alien franchise, I LOVED this. And the purse killed me.
Me too!!!
Javier Estrada me too, I lost it with the tiny purse XD
I gotta be honest...I've dated worse.
Same
I tried dating Before, & it was the worst thing I've ever done, & not just because of the break- up, it was because my boyfriend was overly- possessive. Over me, & I couldn't take anymore of his nonsense, so, I simply broke up with him. P.s., I had no problems, nor regrets, when it came to breaking up with that jerk. It was him who wasn't able to take the break- up easily, not me.
@@tinker.belle.501. probably u werent washing the dishes
Lemmy Boi, how darn sexist of you to say that, because, that wasn't the case. We were in school, & he was overly possessive, & I got tired of him being a freaking jerk.
@@tinker.belle.501. r/wooosh
I can't believe my ex is dating James Corden.
How could you let her go
Why you break up with her? Is it because she has some appetite for a human? Or because she couldn't were the dress that you want her to wear?
He is married
Ooooohhhhhh cold man
Hahahaaahahhahahahaahah
I swear to God, I lost it as soon as the towering alien tip toed in while daintily holding that tiny yellow purse. 😂
sweetvegan74 and Gucci, no less
Yayi Flore that’s because shes voices her! you can hear her voice in a lot of animated shows like bobs burgers!
sweetvegan74 same😂😂😂😂🙈
sweetvegan74 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wonder what she carried in that purse. Maybe some lipstick
That purse goes great with Emma's skintone
Teodora Ivic I
Teodora Ivic L
K
Yes!
RACIST haha
I love Emma’s purse ,she knows how to accessorize 👌🏾
That's what I thought she looks amazing 👌🏻
Yass 💯
0:46 i love this moment 😂
she kinda slay doe
why can’t all girls be like that 😭 James is so lucky
Man that xenomorphic is so damn sexy
Man you can just find one you know, next time hop in with NASA rocket and go to space.
He got to clap them alien cheeks
LMFAO!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
that Alien is not a girl and James made that alien as his girlfriend you can't keep that Alien like that it could be silly
I'm Emma's defence she's pretty sedate for an xenomorph. she didn't kill everyone on arrival
Claire Stark such a well mannered woman
And such a fetching purse. It kind of matched her projectile vomit.
Claire Stark well... There was the trivial thing of the face hugger on her face...
they get like that when they lose their tail
Yea, people leave her alone lol
when nobody wants to date you, date an alien
holly shitttttttttttttttttttt
But aliens are only in it for the green card.
Kimberly Pascua see I'm more of a predator kind of girl 😂
Well, if it was Doctor, I wouldn´t mind
I love aliens look ugly and look not like humans. I doubt the same would occur in real life.
I love how James just casually drinks his tea while Emma’s sprays everyone like he’s used to it 😂🤣😂🤣😂
When you realize dating is getting interplanetary and you're still single.
Babe, you then must realize you are being supernaturally protected from something worse than being single...
trish....hi selenator and if you love Selena then you are going to stay single gingle😁
That's because I design to Purge the xenos in the Emperor's name!
Anyone notice how the flowers magically appeared and the table perfectly set up again after the Alien knocked everything over? Lol. LOVE THIS!
Jonathan Wang Ohh my gosh I thought I was seeing things. then the table got messed up again after the alien for back from the toilet. strange
omg... magic
They messed up the continuity of the shots, lol.
@@Spideymania That _never_ happens in tv shows or sitcoms or movies! LOL
So beautiful my chest just bursts with love
Bill Stickers nice
Bill Stickers Please contain your emotions. There, there, that's it, all that face needs is a hug.
1: I see the joke. 2: this is just sad.
Are emotions supposed to hurt physically? Cause I'm starting to think that face hugger might have done something to me without my consent.
*dies from chestburster* awwwwww-BLEH
The facehugger at the end is just the cherry on top.
This man was ahead of his time.😂
I liked how when the xenomorph went to the bathroom all the lights in the house flickered
I didn't understand that part.
i love it when she threw up the acid james just casually drinks his tea 😂
elnoys if it was actually acid they would be burning...
Liam Munholand No shit?
Seananigans oh shut up... no one had made that remark yet geez.
That's what us Brits do. Drink tea - whatever the situation. Chin chin.
@@iamhistorygeek Yeah it wasn't acid, just vomit... vomit of excitement!
Mr.Stark:Whats the plan
Spiderman:Have you ever watch the movie aliens!?
HvdGaming *later*
Spider-Man: mr stark I don’t feel so good *chest burster comes out*
@@GojiBoiEarth1964 Haha, so much for Thanos.
Thats why he went away, it was a different kinda movie. DatLien 👁️👄👁️
And Tony later watched it, he went away as well.
The next episode : "James and Emma dealing with the customs in the airport"
I read "costumers at the airport" - maybe she works at the service desk.
This comment is brilliant😂
Or serving passengers on the airplane 😂 "would you like salt"?
4:08 The girlfriend left her yellow Gucci handbag in the bathroom.
I think she bought a yellow Celine bag, Gucci is for cheap whoress.
@Cream Ya Panties Sorry she uses a different Hermés bag every single day. I think you're too poor to know what's that.
+EI ahhahahah omg rlly? playing the rich card.....you really have no class
Look at all these poor kids who can't afford a designer bag and crying for their life. Keep going :)
it turned into the face huger
Every time "Emma" makes terrifying noises, I laughed. Also, I love her purse.
glowworm2 if you like those noises, you might want to play alien isolation because that's what the noises are from
I had thought they sounded really familiar.
I’ve had friends in this situation. You can’t warn them. You just have to accept them and hope that they come to their senses.
That Couple is so rude Emma was just frosting the cake XD
They missed a joke... When he said "I think she's the one" he could've put his hand to his chest and said, "She gets me right here".
Mick G. Nice. 👍
Alan Brown Somebody got it! Thank you.
Mick G. that's great
Love your imagination, it would've really enhanced the scene. Well done 👍🏼
Mick G. I
Corden drinking his tea while being puked on had me dying! One of the funniest sketches I've ever seen.
The alien has a designer handbag, lol.
"the salt, sweetheart."
The only thing they're missing is her tail.
Xenos aren't tailess lol
sաɨʄt Ҡıٳٳ{ʄ} I know right! I love their tail!!
The only thing you're missing is proper grammar.
sաɨʄt Ҡıٳٳ{ʄ} yup
She is a female, she does not have a tail. Stop watching shemale p*rn so much :P XD
So when's the Xenomorph getting its own reality TV show?
the real xenomorph-wives of outter space lol
Then she could run for president!
I heard they did already, and she killed it after the pilot episode.
@TheRaellz Please dont insult the alien !!!!!!!
She is like my mother when she gets angry😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
SAME and aye hey army! 💓
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Love has no boundaries, even in space.
Props to the practical effect team though lol
AnastasiaSilvi forgot the tail though!
Patrick Bateman I didn't notice that at first. Got too distracted by the purse lol. Good eyes there
I haven't seen Alien Covenant yet, is that the Xenomorph design from the film? I ask because compared to the classic design, the hands are wrong, the shoulder loops should be attached, the back spikes are too thin and it's missing the fifth spike at the top. Plus, no tail.
Don't get me wrong, it's an impressive costume, just not accurate to the original design.
lurkerrekrul i came here to see the costume design too😂 wanted it resembled the covenant design but it kinda seems of on both classic and covenant. It looks like a mashup of both movies too😂 or it could look like the K series aliens
lurkerrekrul the one from the original movie is weaponized this is the design from the new movie but it's not the same xeno
imagine if the alien stepped on a lego
?????? ?????? oh.....sweet jesus
Oh sweet jesus
I’d rather step on glass. Lol
AHSKKDKDKKDKZBAJJSJZJXJFJJDJAJJAGAGAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSHJDHFJJAJSKKSAJSKAKSKKSKSJSJGDHDHHSSJAHAH yes ñ, something Like that xD
+DemonKiller 1000 She'd scream in pain
Better special effects than Alien Covenant, I wish I was only joking...
The effects themselves were good...??
Hater
Lol this was so funny! When the door opened, i lost it. Lol☺☺☺☺
Love Harry's look in this
Issie Bakam Harry?
Issie Bakam loool
Issie Bakam looks so hawt
Issie Bakam yeah it's more edgy than usual
Alien Covenant should be nominated for 2018 Golden Globe Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy.
Victor Chen ridley be like : Not Again! lol
Jake Cassidy Cass The Martian was actually a dramedy so I don't get why people are still surprised for that
LOL,That Xenomorph "Ema" Don't have tail, who noticed that?? XD
For a quick skit, I’m still blown away at how genuinely good that costume/suit looks!
She is so pretty
I am Its a he.
My names Jeff no she
Commander John Shepard All Aliens except the Queen are males and that is no queen.
All xenomorphs are female
@@blyzer7373 uh no, all Xenomorphs are female actually.
THAT PURSE!!!! 😂🤣
"I think it went ok" 😂😂😂
All this time and I didn't know that James recorded our date. This is the best that I've ever behaved!
haha nice work using sounds from Alien: Isolation, the alien in that game was a fucking beast
Joel Akeldama hell yeah man! just recently got ot as a gift and finished it. nwver thought a video game would take my virginity
Joel Akeldama Omg that game was amazing!! Love that game💚🖤
Just finished it today, man was I getting some flashbacks "shudder"
Oh so I'm not the only one that noticed it
Blue Xenomorph85 I have not beat it yet because it is laggy as hell on Steam
I love this show's skits! Simply the best! 😂
Naomi ever heard of Conan?
Hari Ajith Yep, why?
Naomi just watch some of his. i was a fan of corden till i met him. just saying
Hari Ajith I've watched it, but I like James skits more and he's my favourite so thanks anyway! 😊
Hari Ajith u met him? what happen?
Damn Billy and Kristen BROUGHT IT HAHAHAHAHA. They are so funny and good in this. Bless.
Years ago, I hadn't heard of Billy Crudup. Then I saw Almost Famous. Now I try to watch whatever he is in. Amazing acting by him in that movie!
She's a keeper! She tidies everything up bevor she goes to the bathroom! 😂Saldy she messes up everything again after going to the bathroom... 😥
lol great sketch they have more chemistry as a couple than the couple in 50 shades
Imagine having a Zenomorph Gf, that would be sooo interesting and make you special.
are we not going to talk about how badass that xeno suit is
This is so weird ... i love it
I want that xenomorph suit
Bloody hell,I just realised that Billy Crudup's still traumatised from the last time he acquainted himself with a xenomorph!
James is a LEGENDARY..!!!
Wow that is a pretty good xenomorph costume. Just missing the tail but I guess that is to make sitting at the table easier.
I still have my tail, and *I* don't have problems sitting at tables
FunkyTikiGod only makes have tails, females dont
Xenomorph1320-D Boi
the yellow purse, the yellow roses is soooo... ;)
Their children would be a nightmare
And half British...
Dating a Cosplayer be like:
so much better than all other talk shows and SNL by miles
But not Conan, though.
ScorchioBaggins Graham Norton buddy
She's like my Ex.
Leanya MAD I TAKE IT
Nah..too polite and nice
You take that back
Xenomorphs are only guys except the queen.....
She is like my ex as well.
WTF! I'm dying! 😂🤣😂
I literally love her, she’s so funny 🤣
The costume is amazing! It's 100% practical. Also good job Kristen Schaal 👍
OMG the purse!!! 😂😂😂
That little purse tho!!!😂😂😂
When she yelled at the guy with the blue shirt, I died! 😆
2.59 On my home planet we throw stuff instead of passing
2:59
Yeet!
funny skit but too bad they missed a golden opportunity to use the 2nd mouth 1 of 2 ways: to either 1, kiss James in a cute romantic way, or 2 pick food off the table in a demure manner, perhaps dabbing a napkin on the mouth as well.. shame
Yea
Jeneral Jax 29 they probably didn't want to spend too much on a little skit
That's what I was expecting too but it probably would have cost to much.
It puked out of that mouth
Jeneral Jax 29 q
Her little yellow handbag was perfect. So funny visually.
I was half expecting the couple to take a look in their bathroom at the end and find an atrocity of a mess on the toilet.
Introduces his new girlfriend while wearing his wedding ring LOL
This should be a tv series!!
Yes!
Yea please! 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm in
I knew that face and voice was familiar, I forgot Kristen Schaal was the voice of mabel in gravity falls
and Louise in Bob's Burgers
Don't forget about the fangirl from flight of the conchords
I thought so
She was apparently the voice of the pig too.
That part with the Xenomorph in the bathroom! LMAO
The fact that she got mad by not finding the salt 😅
Aliens wear Prada?
Deeson Jame Alien wears Gucci
THE PERFECT ORGANISM
Deeson Jame only to their boyfriend's best friend's place.
Connor Wilbur lol
I actually dated a girl like that.
I actually don't doubt that in the slightest, sorry bud.
Joe Smith yup, just like many girls I've met. However there's something sexy about her.
The sexy thing about her must be the "face hugging" and those extra set of "lips" eh? 😂😂😂
Joe Smith I actually am a girl like that
GIRLGEIST. Christine...is that you? lol.
I lost it at 1:40 that woman tho 😂😂😂😂
“No!” Picks up fork 🤣
Tbh, one of the better Xeno costumes
Except Where's the tail
_"I think it went okay."_
Oh come now. You're fooling anyone. We can all tell you're just trying to... _save face._ -ᵀʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵇᵃᵈ··· ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖ·-
Daniel Renard
How did you change fonts?
It's okay ^ v ^💧 it's okay,that pun wasn't bad,it was funny
He looked like he was trying to get something off his chest.
Yup. Bad is definitely the right word
Billy Crudup totally sold this. Great job.
I can’t- this is too funny
If you look carefully there's a James Franco cameo.
SPOILERS
He's the candles.
Bill Stickers Ay LMAO!!!
Bill Stickers 😂😂😂
Bill Stickers Ohmygod 😂😂😂
James Franco's performance was lit, literally
I lost my shit when Emma yelled for the first time
I've gotta give it to Emma, lovr the handbag!
I'm defeated😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like how the table cleaned itself within 5 seconds
Kristen Schaal don't know how to stop being Mabel Pines
Nuhan Hidayat she hasnt changed her character since flight of the conchords. . . and i love her for it
Lol the bathroom 😂
That purse had never dying! 🤣
What's in that purse? You know what, never mind.
Wow, this is a different side of Kristen. I was mostly shocked by how great she pulled this uptight very serious women off. Impressive!
Emma’s pretty chill LOL
:D Hah I'm Emma as well, and she looks the exact same as I do in Monday mornings :D
I just hear Mabel talking every time