UNHhhh Ep. 148 - Babies!

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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024

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  • @cherrybombrose3532
    @cherrybombrose3532 3 года назад +2764

    Katya: I was an easy baby
    Katyas mom: screams and takes off to China for two weeks

    • @aprilmelissa5915
      @aprilmelissa5915 3 года назад +28

      Hahahahhahahahahahaa

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 3 года назад +194

      Ok but she had 3 (4?) children, one of which would take Katya on 'death rides' so we can just blame her siblings

    • @javierlopeztapia5588
      @javierlopeztapia5588 3 года назад +62

      She also said easy baby… not toddler

    • @cherrybombrose3532
      @cherrybombrose3532 3 года назад +7

      @@javierlopeztapia5588 It’s a joke

    • @Sonsbitchesall
      @Sonsbitchesall 3 года назад +1

      Lmfao Awesome comment

  • @hannahkirk1516
    @hannahkirk1516 3 года назад +8420

    “If you have a baby, you can’t be the baby”
    -proverb

    • @rileypredmore2302
      @rileypredmore2302 3 года назад +91

      I say this on every first date, so they know what theyre getting into

    • @BybeeBunnie
      @BybeeBunnie 3 года назад +37

      @@rileypredmore2302 in one line, you’ve given them everything 😌 I’m plagiarizing this for my dating profiles.

    • @dominicwilson3
      @dominicwilson3 3 года назад +9

      Words I live by

    • @Arcannabis
      @Arcannabis 3 года назад +7

      @Next time you come for me like that, send a town car...

    • @southparkfan01
      @southparkfan01 3 года назад +26

      I wish more people knew where the actual quote came from. It's a great movie.

  • @MuddBstrd
    @MuddBstrd 3 года назад +7860

    "Acquire a baby" is such a vague phrase with such a specific energy.

    • @NoelleMar
      @NoelleMar 3 года назад +63

      Did anyone else think of Myka Stauffer

    • @iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992
      @iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992 3 года назад +87

      Makes me think of stealing a baby from the nursery

    • @ainerobertson78
      @ainerobertson78 2 года назад +42

      It almost guarantees that the baby was *not* acquired in a calm and orderly fashion

    • @hopefullyhelping6664
      @hopefullyhelping6664 2 года назад +9

      It’s a fanfiction trope!!! 😭

    • @kateorchard3948
      @kateorchard3948 2 года назад +9

      we queers need to be acquiring babies like that

  • @ZombieXCorn
    @ZombieXCorn 3 года назад +6749

    Trixie: I’ve done everything to a baby
    Katya: 🚨👁👄👁🚨

  • @r0be077
    @r0be077 3 года назад +2338

    “You want to hold the weird thing?”
    - Katya, who once held a dried leg

    • @beekinddd
      @beekinddd 3 года назад +11

      I WAS GONNA SAY WJDHFJ

    • @memeju1ce
      @memeju1ce 3 года назад +17

      wait a _what now_

    • @lizhaydon7092
      @lizhaydon7092 3 года назад +4

      MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

    • @lagritsalammas
      @lagritsalammas 3 года назад +4

      ONCE?

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 3 года назад +24

      @@memeju1ce someone got their leg amputated and frozen, then asked Katya on Twitter if she'd like to hold it so they brought it to a meet and greet.
      The leg was still hairy. Katya did an interview about it

  • @madeinbusanjkjm
    @madeinbusanjkjm 3 года назад +11208

    My mum: "When are you gonna give me grandkids?"
    Me: "Not one flickering fleeting millisecond of my life has been spent earnestly planning for a child."

    • @marinaatkin1581
      @marinaatkin1581 3 года назад +114

      Ace vibes

    • @Je551kuhhh
      @Je551kuhhh 3 года назад +86

      Oh goodness that question 😩 hopefully she’ll stop soon.

    • @epresley8324
      @epresley8324 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣 yessssss

    • @tsuumee4545
      @tsuumee4545 3 года назад +162

      Me every time I turn down my mum when she asks for grandkids. "You'll change your mind when you're older," ok, bet.

    • @teebee5326
      @teebee5326 3 года назад +5

      Nooooo!!!! Not the Captain Kangaroo wig!!!!! Yikes

  • @suungirl128
    @suungirl128 Год назад +856

    6:43 the fact that trixie's baby photo is an instagram photo on her iphone and katya's is a printed photo in a leather bound photo book really shows their age difference lmao

    • @the_kleetus-yeeyee48
      @the_kleetus-yeeyee48 Год назад +5

      You can always import pictures from an old startup onto a phone or you can print them out and put them in a leather case.

    • @mysticmink5104
      @mysticmink5104 11 месяцев назад +31

      i was born decades after katya but my parents have all my baby photos printed out in photo albums too lol, that didn't die out until the very late 2000s

    • @bunni_zen
      @bunni_zen 11 месяцев назад +8

      im 15 years old and a majority of my baby pictures are on printed photos lol

    • @etherealwavefan94
      @etherealwavefan94 8 месяцев назад +3

      i am 29 and i have my baby pictures in photo albums, i think photo albums became not as popular as before after 2010. trixie's not too young to have her baby pics in a photo album.

    • @werewolf1301
      @werewolf1301 5 месяцев назад

      "This me :)"

  • @alixripley8993
    @alixripley8993 3 года назад +3208

    Trixie getting weirdly serious about how she'd "make it work" was oddly sweet.

    • @liamross340
      @liamross340 2 года назад +291

      she’s spoken about maybe wanting to be a dad one day and if she does choose to do that i think she’d genuinely be a phenomenal father

    • @meganmears3844
      @meganmears3844 2 года назад +35

      exactly what i was thinking

    • @urieldaboamorte
      @urieldaboamorte Год назад +18

      I'm trying not to cry

    • @idunnowhatimdoin
      @idunnowhatimdoin Год назад +12

      Also, doesn't her boyfriend have kids?? As in, multiple?
      I wonder if they watch this and be like _dad Bryan is saying weird things about children again_

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Год назад +19

      @@idunnowhatimdoinI have literally never heard this fact

  • @carlosgeonzon7499
    @carlosgeonzon7499 3 года назад +2212

    Trixie: Mom who wants to talk to the manager
    Katya: Aunt who gave you weed for your 18th birthday

    • @togaprentice9927
      @togaprentice9927 3 года назад +59

      More like 16th birthday. But only because you promised to smoke it with her

    • @Javii1
      @Javii1 3 года назад +16

      Trixie looks more like an art teacher showing up to the school's spring festival

    • @graceardenbunt
      @graceardenbunt 3 года назад +12

      Trixie is such a PTO mom. Edit: PTA I mean lol

    • @haleypopish8613
      @haleypopish8613 3 года назад +6

      @@graceardenbunt PTA* 😂😂😂 PTO is paid time off I’m dead

    • @jessiehoolahoopsmcgee
      @jessiehoolahoopsmcgee 4 месяца назад

      12th birthday you mean. It's documented in an episode 😅

  • @what..213.
    @what..213. 3 года назад +9737

    This is not a read but trixie is one apron away from singing in the mountains

  • @NoelleMar
    @NoelleMar 3 года назад +1358

    Honestly appreciate Katya’s comment at the end about the glorification of horrible people. They’re just awful. No reason to think they’re these exceptional people. The people whose lives they ruined were probably 1,000x more remarkable.

    • @imsadlol4528
      @imsadlol4528 2 года назад +22

      yeah they’re bad people but let’s not pretend they aren’t interesting. if you can murder a dozen people with no remorse there’s something so fundamentally wrong with you and that’s fascinating.

    • @NoelleMar
      @NoelleMar 2 года назад +106

      @@imsadlol4528 I'm not pretending, and I never said that. There's a difference between glorification and understanding, and even understanding and "fascination." But if you want, you can keep defending getting off on other people's trauma.

    • @imsadlol4528
      @imsadlol4528 2 года назад +3

      @@NoelleMar dont cry 🥺

    • @juvederme
      @juvederme 2 года назад +1

      @@imsadlol4528 u sound unbearable to be around

    • @jupiterzombies
      @jupiterzombies 2 года назад +33

      @@imsadlol4528 says 'im sad lol'

  • @zhakania1787
    @zhakania1787 Год назад +520

    katya predicted the whole jeffrey dahmer netflix drama oh my god.

    • @shenmoo
      @shenmoo Год назад

      thing is its not the first time it's happened, Dahmer was just the biggest one

    • @kingofdragons7
      @kingofdragons7 Год назад +11

      Netflix really thought this was a good idea

  • @daisyshippey4582
    @daisyshippey4582 3 года назад +10363

    This editor took Trixie off a green screen, put her on a stock image crossing a crosswalk, and turned it into an Instagram post, to show for a second for a BIT. This is what my entire uni course revolves around and it takes me a week just to create that inc photoshoot. Does anyone realise how much WORK this editor does holy shit I hope they get paid A LOT and if not they deserve a RAISE.

    • @azlxns
      @azlxns 3 года назад +584

      exactly 😭😭 the editors are the one making this funnier than it should be

    • @scottmiller9174
      @scottmiller9174 3 года назад +354

      Sometimes I Facetune my nose to look smaller. People can do hard things. #visualartist

    • @octaviodigianni905
      @octaviodigianni905 3 года назад +307

      I believe there's 3 editors and they apparently have a great relationship and get paid really well :P

    • @marysolwinegardner1627
      @marysolwinegardner1627 3 года назад +30

      I think about this all the time...

    • @AlexaBellaMuerte
      @AlexaBellaMuerte 3 года назад +15

      @@marysolwinegardner1627 same it stresses me out

  • @julidesubasi
    @julidesubasi 3 года назад +689

    Rumour has it Katya didn't walk till age of 4 'cause her legs refused carry a baby

  • @moviegal6000
    @moviegal6000 3 года назад +477

    "Babies are a casserole of utter foolishness."
    I'm am TOTALLY using that line next time someone asks me why I don't or when I am going to have kids.

  • @caileighcurrie7781
    @caileighcurrie7781 2 года назад +154

    as someone genuinely named "caileigh" - thank you katya for understanding my truth

    • @imsadlol4528
      @imsadlol4528 2 года назад +23

      i’m so sorry ❤️

    • @werewolf1301
      @werewolf1301 5 месяцев назад +5

      I feel it'd be such a serve to legally change your name, but just to a more standard spelling of your current name

  • @kriston_
    @kriston_ 3 года назад +861

    “Babies sometimes poop in the water”
    “No sh*t ho”
    “No there IS shit ho”
    Trixie’s comedic timing 😂

    • @ahutch520
      @ahutch520 3 года назад +8

      this part killed me!

    • @phemarketing
      @phemarketing 3 года назад +5

      I read this at the same time she said it!!!🤣

  • @hmmmm.
    @hmmmm. 3 года назад +1477

    Trixie poses with a baby at drag con like Thetis dipping Achilles into the river styx

  • @ChaosHarlequin
    @ChaosHarlequin 3 года назад +359

    "I have a question"
    "Yeah"
    "It's more of a story"
    "Okay"

  • @m4rthvader
    @m4rthvader 3 года назад +737

    and with that last sentece, katya single-handedly just ended those weird tiktok kids glamorizing serial killers

    • @MR-qi5lc
      @MR-qi5lc 3 года назад +43

      It didn't start with tik tok tho, all the serial killers had admirers, shit's wild yo

    • @m4rthvader
      @m4rthvader 3 года назад +19

      @@MR-qi5lc true, it's BEEN weird sjdjdj

    • @rosemoon9219
      @rosemoon9219 2 года назад +4

      Yeah man, even before tumblr! All them tv shows being like, so smart do genius. Like no! those fucking cops where to busy ignoring the murders of sex workers to catch them

    • @graysonhubbard3979
      @graysonhubbard3979 2 года назад +1

      i literally saw a tiktok of a girl who got a sleeve of tattoos of famous serial killers. like actual tattoos of their faces. i almost lot my godamn mind when i saw it, and then i saw PEOPLE DEFENDING IT TOO???!?!?

    • @awkwardtaco8259
      @awkwardtaco8259 Год назад +10

      @@MR-qi5lc girls used to go to ted bundy’s trials dressed as his victims to try and please him….

  • @benberkowitzmusic
    @benberkowitzmusic 3 года назад +7532

    This is the most on-topic they have EVER been

    • @frogonalog7279
      @frogonalog7279 3 года назад +42

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Y E S

    • @glaizasab6440
      @glaizasab6440 3 года назад +67

      i thought it was the shopping episode...

    • @Dakarai_Knight
      @Dakarai_Knight 3 года назад +25

      Idk if it's the editing or if they were actually on topic but it's weird.

    • @CozmicRealities
      @CozmicRealities 3 года назад +30

      @@glaizasab6440 They talked about poop for almost half the episode

    • @stablexit
      @stablexit 3 года назад +9

      @@CozmicRealities pretty sure they were joking😭

  • @androgyny77
    @androgyny77 3 года назад +426

    "can you return a baby if you don’t like it?"
    "To who? God?"
    That was actually pretty dark, Haha.

    • @yellowwren5129
      @yellowwren5129 3 года назад +3

      I fucking lost it at that! xD

    • @RNCHFND
      @RNCHFND 3 года назад +2

      I think she meant the adoption (places? clinics? offices? orphanage?) people. In that case, you can return the baby but that's very rare and a huge process to do it. (Because the process to adopt the kid is very strict to avoid this situation).
      There's a famous case of a 'mommy vlogger' Myka Stauffer and her husband that returned their son Huxley who was adopted in China because he "was too much work". They already had four other biological children.
      Apparently the kid had more health issues than they were told and they decided to give it back after more than 3 years with him and after profiting a lot out of the adoption process videos here on youtube.

  • @TheDevilisAskirt
    @TheDevilisAskirt 3 года назад +225

    Katya: "Not one flickering fleeting millisecond of my life has been spent earnestly pining for a child."
    Me: same.

  • @sheltered4460
    @sheltered4460 3 года назад +119

    Not katya saying shes never held a baby, meanwhile there are a bunch of pictures of her holding babies LMAO

  • @Irina-lp9jy
    @Irina-lp9jy 3 года назад +1954

    It's Trixie randomly saying: BEBI in her "swedish" accent multiple times for me

    • @jamesdecannon7509
      @jamesdecannon7509 3 года назад +3

      Wait I missed this timestamp please

    • @avr7120
      @avr7120 3 года назад +2

      its your profile pic for me :3

    • @azlxns
      @azlxns 3 года назад +1

      our of nowhere 😭😭 unprovoked

    • @DahTruf
      @DahTruf 2 года назад

      @@jamesdecannon7509 2:24

  • @zermit435
    @zermit435 3 года назад +1607

    trixie living her bowl cut fantasy yet again

    • @bangitybangbabang
      @bangitybangbabang 3 года назад +21

      About time, she is after all the only person who can pull it off

    • @madamabutterfly4240
      @madamabutterfly4240 3 года назад +26

      She has to have worn this piece by herself at home at least ONCE

    • @kimhardwick8187
      @kimhardwick8187 3 года назад +8

      @@madamabutterfly4240
      At least thrice during the panini with doordash😂

    • @Arcannabis
      @Arcannabis 3 года назад +3

      She got the proportions down too!

    • @lokisfriend
      @lokisfriend 3 года назад

      Yuck

  • @fredginger4ever
    @fredginger4ever 3 года назад +111

    "Poor people just want their baby to survive..... How about Beth?"
    And despite having no children, I felt that....

  • @lillianrose3692
    @lillianrose3692 3 года назад +79

    Katya: I would NEVER hold a baby
    RUclips shorts: *Katya in multiple different photos, holding babies*

  • @tailuong-le1100
    @tailuong-le1100 3 года назад +490

    “And im so so sorry but i just cannot have a baby in this weather”

  • @thebonbrests741
    @thebonbrests741 3 года назад +449

    "I have a question" -'yeah'
    "It's more of a story" -'okay'

    • @hb8132
      @hb8132 3 года назад +9

      Honestly this resonates with me as a teacher... the children don't ask questions. They want to talk about something funny that happened to them

    • @staceycameron4157
      @staceycameron4157 3 года назад

      hahahaha damn it! u beat me to it lolol

    • @azlxns
      @azlxns 3 года назад +1

      @@hb8132 so Tracy is the baby?

    • @valerielevasseur8674
      @valerielevasseur8674 3 года назад

      @@hb8132 Academics too. Most conferences have unofficial bingo cards where the centre square is “My question is more of a comment...”

  • @poopnoodle9563
    @poopnoodle9563 3 года назад +46

    I thoroughly love Katya lying saying she didn’t hold her niece/nephew when she was posting so many pictures of it lmao aw

  • @elizabethmckinley1124
    @elizabethmckinley1124 3 года назад +160

    I’m a firm believer in giving weird baby names to dogs. Cause dogs won’t have to deal with the consequences of being named McNavy 😂😂😂

  • @nicecook5536
    @nicecook5536 3 года назад +7018

    Be careful yall. Last time Trixie wore a bowl cut the world spiraled into a pandemic. 🤚🏼😳

    • @eurydice5890
      @eurydice5890 3 года назад +560

      Maybe that means the end of the pandemic ... Cause Trixie is THAT powerful

    • @SatansLilith
      @SatansLilith 3 года назад +80

      I came to the comment section just to see if someone remembered :D

    • @justintime6242
      @justintime6242 3 года назад +112

      This bowl cut means the aliens are coming. Finally🙄

    • @raspberrybellini
      @raspberrybellini 3 года назад +26

      A shadowy portent

    • @effeminancy
      @effeminancy 3 года назад +87

      @@eurydice5890 she started it and now she's ending it

  • @XxdextriousxX
    @XxdextriousxX 3 года назад +895

    I love how confused Katya was when Trixie answered realistically to a scenario where she would have to take care of a baby lmaoooo

    • @RNCHFND
      @RNCHFND 3 года назад +30

      Yeah, that was interesting

    • @leiram8833
      @leiram8833 3 года назад +30

      I think Katya honestly expected Trixie's 'realistic' answer to be a bit more... violent.

    • @MoyAmaro
      @MoyAmaro 3 года назад +6

      considering what we know about Trixie's upbringing I didn't find her answer surprising.

    • @XxdextriousxX
      @XxdextriousxX 3 года назад +17

      @@MoyAmaro I thought it was quite endearing. She liked to come off brash but we know she’s a softie. And Katya, well shes just doing her best while being the wisest person in the room

    • @nickl2118
      @nickl2118 2 года назад +1

      You got an onlyfans?

  • @saulpinzon4472
    @saulpinzon4472 3 года назад +419

    1 M views in days? Their backs must hurt from carrying this entire channel.

    • @chriscze6153
      @chriscze6153 3 года назад +30

      I wish they had their own channel because then I'd subscribe

    • @zzzcocopepe
      @zzzcocopepe 3 года назад +2

      My back muts hurts too

    • @saulpinzon4472
      @saulpinzon4472 3 года назад

      @@zzzcocopepe AHAHAHA

    • @mementomori.goodbye.5104
      @mementomori.goodbye.5104 3 года назад +1

      @@chriscze6153 Trixie does have a channel

    • @lakethefrog
      @lakethefrog Год назад

      ​@@mementomori.goodbye.5104give me the link pls

  • @creepydude94
    @creepydude94 Год назад +50

    "are you trying to awaken me to my life's purpose? which is child abuse." Oh I'm gonna use that one next time a relative asks for grandkids/nibblings

  • @kaylavandyke6256
    @kaylavandyke6256 3 года назад +712

    “why would i hold a baby” EXACTLY

  • @carlaveronicaenrico193
    @carlaveronicaenrico193 3 года назад +2072

    Katya telling THE TRUTH all the time: "The glorification or the deification of serial killers... Mama they're a**holes"

    • @kitlee172
      @kitlee172 3 года назад +41

      Trixie: Oh honey, you just aren’t that special.
      Dejected serial killer: *forever alone face*

    • @anceptus
      @anceptus 3 года назад +136

      Abso-fucking-lutely. It's fine to enjoy fictional villains because of all the work authors put into their crafts, it takes a good writer to make a good tridimensional villain. But real life villains, like killers? Fuck that.

    • @segamai
      @segamai 3 года назад +93

      Also they aren’t some sort of dark, magical geniuses. They’re usually pretty stupid even. The reason they don’t get caught? Police incompetence. ACAB

    • @empirebuckler9938
      @empirebuckler9938 3 года назад +17

      @@segamai based honey

    • @luanllluan
      @luanllluan 2 года назад +3

      That's true, and so is mafia and drug dealers, death to them all

  • @weasel1822
    @weasel1822 3 года назад +339

    My mom’s coworker named her kid “Honda”.
    She didn’t even congratulate her on her new baby when she heard that. She rolled her eyes and walked away.

    • @ngoctruong502
      @ngoctruong502 3 года назад +26

      If the baby was part japanese that's okay but otherwise weird

    • @xVixenx
      @xVixenx 3 года назад +16

      @@ngoctruong502 it’s weird regardless tbh

    • @stalebread9050
      @stalebread9050 3 года назад +77

      @@ngoctruong502 eh here’s the thing. Honda is a Japanese surname, not a given name. So it would definitely be weird regardless.

    • @_chrshcmps
      @_chrshcmps 3 года назад +17

      I have a classmate back in College whose name is Toyota. When we ask her why her name is Toyota, her family wants a name that would be memorable and easily to remember. It work tho 😂

    • @xVixenx
      @xVixenx 3 года назад +5

      @@_chrshcmps 🤣 fair enough I guess lmfao

  • @georgiawheaton2604
    @georgiawheaton2604 3 года назад +41

    The way Trixie said “hello gurl”, I cannot determine the energy, but I love it

  • @taiipotatoie
    @taiipotatoie 3 года назад +13462

    Katya is not meant to be a mom, she's meant to be the drunk, rich aunt

    • @professorjphillips
      @professorjphillips 3 года назад +14

      Me tooooo

    • @steviemanton1993
      @steviemanton1993 3 года назад +112

      She's in recovery 😅

    • @clackety_
      @clackety_ 3 года назад +41

      I think Katya would be the type of aunt to gift her nephew a bb gun and demand him to shoot all the hoes

    • @krk6216
      @krk6216 3 года назад +47

      That is also my life’s purpose: drunk, rich aunt. But I’m adding fun to that list

    • @katcollins1202
      @katcollins1202 3 года назад

      D

  • @Gira_tiana
    @Gira_tiana 3 года назад +5371

    Next episode should be named "Infant", and then "Toddler", "Child", "Teenager", "Adult", and to wrap this special series; "Katya"

    • @marc3122
      @marc3122 3 года назад +97

      Past episode ASCENSION

    • @antoniav4133
      @antoniav4133 3 года назад +8

      Infant = Baby? I mean I dont know, but I always thought that Infant is just the correct term und Baby is more colloquial

    • @Bigb00bs_umchileanywaysso
      @Bigb00bs_umchileanywaysso 3 года назад +65

      @@antoniav4133 I think you missed an episode coz u didn’t get the joke

    • @sorcellerie
      @sorcellerie 3 года назад +5

      @@antoniav4133 i believe that infant is a term you use when talking about a baby who still hasn't learned to talk

    • @shayne.7770
      @shayne.7770 3 года назад +28

      *HOW DOES ONE TODDLE*

  • @BendrogynousVlogs
    @BendrogynousVlogs 2 года назад +112

    Trixie pulled up a photo from her phone and Katya brought a whole ass vintage photo album book… hi old

  • @redracersbiggestfan
    @redracersbiggestfan 10 месяцев назад +7

    HELP GUADALUPE IS MY DEADNAME AND ITS SUPER RARE WHERE I LIVE SO I HAD A PHYSICAL REACTION WHEN TRACY MARTEL CALLED ME OUT 8:40

  • @Doki-2000
    @Doki-2000 3 года назад +202

    "Are you trying to awaken me to my life's purpose which is child abuse?"
    I CANNOTAGAGAHJABD

  • @cakefacedmede7151
    @cakefacedmede7151 3 года назад +2514

    "rich people love to put weird names on babies"
    oh, you mean elon's robot child?

    • @arzarcanum
      @arzarcanum 3 года назад +105

      You leave Sword Rat out of this

    • @warlockboy3864
      @warlockboy3864 3 года назад +71

      Don't forget Gwyneth Paltrow naming her child after fruit

    • @juliantapia1407
      @juliantapia1407 3 года назад +43

      @@warlockboy3864 Apple... 🍎😔

    • @LmaoMoni
      @LmaoMoni 3 года назад +29

      Blanket

    • @helloilovemycat
      @helloilovemycat 3 года назад +44

      I love grimes' mind, but she did that kid dirty

  • @bloodyrose3275
    @bloodyrose3275 Год назад +21

    "I have a sneaking suspicion it turns into a child, and I hate kids." Trixie Mattel
    Best phrase ever

  • @iamnotreal6703
    @iamnotreal6703 3 года назад +62

    Everytime Trixie talks about being Ojibway my soul comes alive.

  • @MagicalGirlContractor
    @MagicalGirlContractor 3 года назад +436

    I was too preocupied by Trixie's lack of space from her wig, to realize how hard KATYA is serving today. GOD ANYWAYS TIME TO WATCH

  • @jaredfromhr2711
    @jaredfromhr2711 3 года назад +4009

    Could we actually have a movie of Trixie and Katya raising an estranged baby they found in the back room of Hamburger Mary's?

    • @genniferwithag7599
      @genniferwithag7599 3 года назад +110

      Now that’s a plot

    • @diagonalllie
      @diagonalllie 3 года назад +6

      @@RiverSong1218 YESSSSSSSS!

    • @pocketmerlin7927
      @pocketmerlin7927 3 года назад +53

      It'd end up playing out like Tokyo Godfathers.

    • @Maithresh9
      @Maithresh9 3 года назад +6

      This comment needs more likes

    • @ciram9082
      @ciram9082 3 года назад +42

      Like a reboot of AJ and the Queen, but good?

  • @rythis155
    @rythis155 2 года назад +10

    11:11 "I've done everything to a baby"

  • @olivias.8215
    @olivias.8215 3 года назад +43

    "That's like escaping Scientology and naming your baby L. Ron" 😭 😭 😭💀 💀

    • @armygirl85fuckhitler74
      @armygirl85fuckhitler74 Год назад

      Omg I'm so high I thought she said ELRON😂😂😂 I still laughed lol

  • @nour8127
    @nour8127 3 года назад +499

    "it's like a puppy... but it's a human!"
    - tracy martel 2021

    • @wobbletree2494
      @wobbletree2494 3 года назад +16

      The opposite of a fur baby, now called: flesh puppy

  • @maxinemoninadumagan3919
    @maxinemoninadumagan3919 3 года назад +1625

    I'd actually want to see an episode dedicated to them talking abt serial killers, smthn like an extended version of what Katya was talking about at the end of the episode

    • @ravven1662
      @ravven1662 3 года назад +6

      This.

    • @MellowJelly
      @MellowJelly 3 года назад +27

      Yeahhh just drag them through the mud 😭

    • @AshMenon
      @AshMenon 3 года назад +19

      I imagine they'd have to be careful about the humour, considering all the victims involved.

    • @shammardowe7797
      @shammardowe7797 3 года назад +7

      "Ted Cruz is the zodiac Killer"

    • @AmorsAverageAdventures
      @AmorsAverageAdventures 3 года назад +21

      @@AshMenon agree. I recall seeing video footage of one of the victims' family members during Jeffrey Dahmer's trial and she is DISTRAUGHT and very rightfully angry. Like the things he did to his victims was awful, and the families have to hear and see about it being raved about on Netflix now =( so sad.

  • @thalesb1324
    @thalesb1324 2 года назад +21

    next time someone hand you a baby to hold, you say "thanks, but i'm not hungry"

  • @mirandayoung1321
    @mirandayoung1321 2 года назад +26

    Not me finding out I'm pregnant and ✨️IMMEDIATELY ✨️ rewatching this episode for the 57th time

    • @heathenised
      @heathenised Год назад +2

      yo its been 9 months, how are you doing?

    • @obscurahistoria6276
      @obscurahistoria6276 Год назад +1

      I'm curious too, hope everything worked out well!

  • @hexcub32
    @hexcub32 3 года назад +415

    Katya: “Apparently I was an easy baby.”
    Me: “Aww, and now she’s an easy adult.”

  • @TH1515FAK3
    @TH1515FAK3 3 года назад +2862

    Baby names in recent times are hilarious.
    “What’s her name?”
    “MckBrylaigh”

    • @ectooo
      @ectooo 3 года назад +389

      (pronounced "Todd")

    • @kitlee172
      @kitlee172 3 года назад +52

      @@ectooo The most underrated comment of all the comments. 👆🏼

    • @TheKillahKyla
      @TheKillahKyla 3 года назад +11

      Just in the US/Canada.

    • @KynsonMitchell
      @KynsonMitchell 3 года назад +20

      those christains and their baby names

    • @jackh.3052
      @jackh.3052 3 года назад +10

      @@KynsonMitchell not just christians like all the fricking religious people

  • @barrymillerz
    @barrymillerz 3 года назад +20

    7:54 the way they edited her leaving the house with that finger pointed like that is killing me

  • @mac8806
    @mac8806 3 года назад +10

    11:53 THIS!!!!! 💯💯💯💯 happy katya mentioned this like shut up, becky that guy killed a bunch of people

  • @ellenbentulan7731
    @ellenbentulan7731 3 года назад +474

    “I’ve done everything to a baby” -Tracy martel 2021

    • @sybilks1072
      @sybilks1072 3 года назад +3

      🤣😂 I was typing a comment when Trixie said that & I laughed so loud and hard, my tummy shook! 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @ellenbentulan7731
      @ellenbentulan7731 3 года назад +1

      @@sybilks1072 LOL

  • @lindseyl0201
    @lindseyl0201 3 года назад +34

    *me a 30 year old* using this video to show my mom every time she asks for a grandchild.

  • @xoxokaleigh
    @xoxokaleigh 2 года назад +23

    Katya said "Kaleigh" and I'm like
    ........she really just came for me 💀

  • @juanignaciobidart5823
    @juanignaciobidart5823 3 года назад +365

    trixie talking about babies while looking like a rich pinot grigio chugging momager that clearly isn’t going to remarry

    • @KamiAva
      @KamiAva 3 года назад +3

      Love this omy

    • @th2k864
      @th2k864 3 года назад

      Well done sir.

  • @raquelbutera361
    @raquelbutera361 3 года назад +58

    it’s really upsetting me that the dress and the leggings are daisies but the earrings are sunflowers

  • @kadinmills6407
    @kadinmills6407 3 года назад +50

    “I used to be a real life Ojibwe Native American”

  • @brantesaurus
    @brantesaurus 3 года назад +1630

    I screamed when Katya said Moon Beam.
    That’s what my sister wants to name her son.

    • @xVixenx
      @xVixenx 3 года назад +260

      Pls say sike right now 😭😔

    • @Blue-vb5gl
      @Blue-vb5gl 3 года назад +101

      The people need an update is that actually what your sister named her baby?

    • @voicebox4594
      @voicebox4594 3 года назад +87

      Pls stop her

    • @vineeta6645
      @vineeta6645 2 года назад +116

      She could go for "chandini" which means moon beam in hindi and is a super common name here in india

    • @yeet1066
      @yeet1066 2 года назад +148

      She’s rly giving him a warrior cat name

  • @goldenarchives2013
    @goldenarchives2013 3 года назад +422

    I love Trixie's pride about taking the title of "most famous gay person from Milwaukee" from Jeffrey Dahmer.
    Trixie to Jeffrey Dahmer: "Sorry flop!" 😂 11:45

    • @leiram8833
      @leiram8833 3 года назад +39

      Yeah, that was gold! Along with Katya dragging the 'evil genius' trope through the mud, as it deserves.

    • @CharliePetricor
      @CharliePetricor 3 года назад +17

      Meanwhile Jaida is in the corner thinking: "For now, bitch" 😂

    • @chroniceverything
      @chroniceverything 3 года назад +20

      As a born and bred Wisconsinite, I tell complete strangers that Trixie and I hail from the same state. Not just that, but less than 2 hours away. When they aren’t as impressed as they should be, I make them sashay away.

    • @shayne.7770
      @shayne.7770 3 года назад +1

      @@chroniceverything as you should!!

  • @countessmargoth469
    @countessmargoth469 Год назад +6

    I can totally relate to Katya's energy. I have nephews and I'm like grow up already because you're bothering me.

  • @SaraKochanny
    @SaraKochanny 2 года назад +5

    4:21 "i have a question... it's more of a story." is the most trixie statement

  • @lindseyolson4
    @lindseyolson4 3 года назад +609

    Katya: can you return a baby if you don’t like it?
    The Stauffers: 👁👄👁

    • @ifollowillingly2
      @ifollowillingly2 3 года назад +16

      Deeeeaaaadddddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @xxcallmeniaxx3272
      @xxcallmeniaxx3272 3 года назад +16

      Omg outta pocket

    • @kui_maina
      @kui_maina 3 года назад +11

      😂😂 i had just forgotten about the husband's egg shape head

    • @annaelisavettavonnedozza9607
      @annaelisavettavonnedozza9607 3 года назад +29

      The Stauffers?
      Edit: OH. MY. GOD. WHAT A PAIR OF FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!! There are no words!! None!

    • @rydbthatsme
      @rydbthatsme 3 года назад +21

      It’s fun to joke about being a trash human it’s another thing entirely to be a trash human.

  • @TheRayThai
    @TheRayThai 3 года назад +2074

    Trixie and Katya are everyone’s mom, whether they like it or not.

    • @azlxns
      @azlxns 3 года назад +42

      but we're all baby and thus they hate us 😭

    • @annaelisavettavonnedozza9607
      @annaelisavettavonnedozza9607 3 года назад +21

      The way they talk, like when Katya points her finger for emphasis, & Trixie adds something is like them discussing grocery bills & shit while having coffee at the kitchen counter while we play in the living room

    • @cosmicsymbols4225
      @cosmicsymbols4225 3 года назад +39

      Nah, they're like the fun vodka aunts that show up every once and a while to give gifts, questionable advice, maybe push some boundaries, then scram.

    • @ggoddf5889
      @ggoddf5889 3 года назад

      thats right

    • @m00d77
      @m00d77 3 года назад +2

      @@cosmicsymbols4225 Exactly.

  • @drfear5260
    @drfear5260 2 года назад +10

    Katya in this episode just embodies my feelings towards children and babies.

  • @samsnothavingit2788
    @samsnothavingit2788 2 года назад +5

    “Did your fat chunky ass just break that steel chair?” Always gets me together LMAO

  • @christinat1019
    @christinat1019 3 года назад +1360

    Katya made such a good point at the end though - “Mama, that’s not a genius, that’s a dickhead”

    • @ukoowkolli4905
      @ukoowkolli4905 3 года назад +54

      So true. Stop the glamourization.

  • @plasticlawnfurniture
    @plasticlawnfurniture 3 года назад +1138

    that last bit about how serial killers aren't evil geniuses they're just assholes is so important

    • @Trund27
      @Trund27 3 года назад +23

      These are facts!

    • @im_not_a_slut_just_french
      @im_not_a_slut_just_french 3 года назад +17

      But like it's often times a mental disorder/trauma of some kind too. If only jails had therapists that would help mentally ill serial killers manage their mental problems. Cause like now we just take a criminal and dump in jail where they get abused by inmates and guards and we expect them to become better after that?!! Mama...

    • @TenderNoodle
      @TenderNoodle 2 года назад +8

      @Randolin Plop calling someone an a*shole doesn’t mean there was no reason for them to be one or that they became an a*shole out of nowhere. It doesn’t matter what happens to you, if you decide to go Ted Bundy on the world you’re an a*shole. End of story.

    • @yaman1047
      @yaman1047 2 года назад +1

      @@im_not_a_slut_just_french they don’t deserve help

    • @junejj2127
      @junejj2127 2 года назад

      Not to mention a lot of them get away with it for so long not because they're smart or cunning but because they're white! And the ones still out there laying low because their victims are poc or ppl in marginalized communities, so who cares if they go missing

  • @hannahbriggs2991
    @hannahbriggs2991 3 года назад +14

    “Are you trying to awaken my life’s purpose which is child abuse?” 😂🤣

  • @MrLaylapattie
    @MrLaylapattie 2 года назад

    I love how they talk about two parent households needing an extra pair hands and how having a nanny is important! My mom is a nanny and she is a fucking hero! You will not believe how many times my mom has pulled through for the kids she takes care of and how she saves those parents from their own kids. Three kids, one of them under the age of one, and my mom works wonders for them. Seriously, nannies are lifesavers!

  • @emmyali920
    @emmyali920 3 года назад +147

    This is by far my favorite show on the internet. I’m an old lady, who needs a laugh now more than ever. I re-watch these often, because they are both so relatable! I just absolutely LOVE Katya. She is the BEST. Her comments make me laugh like no one else. I have to be careful and not watch these late at night, because all my laughing wakes up my old man. Thanks for keeping me sane ladies!!! Love you both so very much! ❤️❤️

  • @segamai
    @segamai 3 года назад +201

    They are so attuned to each other that they don’t even finish interrupting each other before moving on to the next thing, I live

  • @Ceez888
    @Ceez888 Год назад +1

    When trixie called Jeffery Dahmer "flop" 😂😂😂

  • @hylieaphrodite4086
    @hylieaphrodite4086 Год назад +2

    "If you have a baby, you can't be the baby." I swear is my mantra in life ever since I first heard Katya said... Now almost everyday I will have moments where Katya's voice will echo in my brain saying that !! 🥹

  • @Charissahoo
    @Charissahoo 3 года назад +1643

    It’s the Bimini babes fan that Katya was waving around for me

    • @shannonmohammed3333
      @shannonmohammed3333 3 года назад +43

      is bimini katya's new same parts/contact?

    • @jamesmoreno631
      @jamesmoreno631 3 года назад +19

      It’s an important part of this season and I’m here for it

    • @azlxns
      @azlxns 3 года назад +11

      @@shannonmohammed3333 yes. yes it is.

    • @mikrokosmos9290
      @mikrokosmos9290 3 года назад +1

      charissa omg

    • @gabreeze8844
      @gabreeze8844 3 года назад +1

      Bimini Bon Babee Kayllaegh

  • @alexabessee
    @alexabessee 3 года назад +703

    Here to say that if someone asks you about having kids, and you don’t want even one, look them in the eye and say “This bloodline ends with me.”
    Real talk, do not let anyone tell you you have to have kids, do not let anyone try and pressure you into it. I don’t want them, they’re lots of work, very expensive, high maintenance, and don’t even get me started on my inherent fear of not being able to care for them if they’re born with a mental/physical disability or end up developing a mental illness. It’s okay to say you’re too selfish to have a kid. And plus, the more I look at it, there’s lots of disadvantages and negative side affects during the pregnancy that barely outweigh or equal the positives
    (Do not try and “convince me otherwise” btw, because I won’t hear it and I will slap you through whatever screen you may be using. I don’t have the time for people to try and tell me what to do with my future. The cheaper my future is the better, and not having kids is already getting one step ahead)
    *Edit:* I’m gonna get this out there before I could get attacked lol, I’m not digging anyone for wanting kids. I know my strongly-worded opinion could make it seem that way, and for that I apologize, but you are perfectly valid for wanting kids. If you know you can care for them and have the funds to raise them, then all the power to you. I do find it incredible that you can fully bring a new life into this world, and I will bow down to the lengths you go through to make sure your child is healthy. However, you become invalid almost immediately if you try to pressure others into having children just because you think they should. People, whether they’re a woman or not, do not owe *you* a baby, or anything for that matter, and it is frankly none of your business whether or not they should have children. Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk

    • @chaicoffeecup
      @chaicoffeecup 3 года назад +28

      Yesss! Agreed

    • @ivajelic3824
      @ivajelic3824 3 года назад +39

      yeees bitch, speak your truth!

    • @eily_b
      @eily_b 3 года назад +80

      When people ask you "Why don't you want kids?" I reply "Why do you want kids?" They usually don't know why but I do know why I don't want them. 😉

    • @annaelisavettavonnedozza9607
      @annaelisavettavonnedozza9607 3 года назад +15

      I 👏🏽LOVE👏🏽THIS👏🏽COMMENT!!!!
      Preaaaaacccchhhhhhh

    • @maryanneorchard9111
      @maryanneorchard9111 3 года назад +10

      💯% agree with this.

  • @hawkwing8840
    @hawkwing8840 3 года назад +7

    3:42 NOT THE LITTLE "OLIVIA LUX" PURSE! 😂🤣☠💀

  • @JsRf13
    @JsRf13 Год назад +3

    6:05 Trixie speaking FACTS about parents

  • @owenacred1367
    @owenacred1367 3 года назад +435

    Trixie's Days Of Our Lives moment at the start really fit this entire outfit. She literally looks like a washed up ex-soap-opera-star mom

    • @ggoddf5889
      @ggoddf5889 3 года назад +4

      lmao like a more polished zack and cody mom

  • @audreynicoleyoung6920
    @audreynicoleyoung6920 3 года назад +151

    “If u and I ever acquire a baby”
    - Tracy Margarita

    • @naurcho
      @naurcho 3 года назад +12

      "finders keepers" -- Trixie in Baby Gap walking away with someone else's child, probably

    • @victorg.2816
      @victorg.2816 3 года назад +1

      Not Tracy Margarita 😭😭😭

  • @coliomg16
    @coliomg16 2 года назад +4

    5:32
    "and I wish murder was legal" that took me OUT

  • @hardlyquinn3747
    @hardlyquinn3747 2 года назад +7

    trixie just casually mentioning that jeffrey dahmer used to pick up guys at the bar she now owns is so iconic

  • @taylifts
    @taylifts 3 года назад +132

    Trixie said Raven complimented her makeup just for me to go down a rabbit hole of Fashion Photo Ruview AS3 and all I found was Raven booting this exact bowl cut LMAO #Journeys

    • @robertfruchey5778
      @robertfruchey5778 3 года назад +3

      If you were looking for Raven talking about trixies makeup, I believe it’s the season 7 finale episode

    • @taylifts
      @taylifts 3 года назад +1

      @@robertfruchey5778 I KNEW I'd heard her talk about it at some point. I gave up and I was thinking "it's probably the season 7 Ruview" lol thank you!

  • @zippyyenavigator707
    @zippyyenavigator707 3 года назад +154

    “ Casserole of utter foolishness” is my new resume header

  • @martingomezmarinich7059
    @martingomezmarinich7059 3 года назад +8

    forever in love with katy's versace (house down boots) shoes

  • @crysalishiaxo
    @crysalishiaxo 3 года назад +4

    “If you and I ever acquire a baby” I’m over here dying with my headphones in and my mama staring at me like I’m completely insane. Y’all are making me lose it with this one. 🤣🤣

  • @neilafritts7334
    @neilafritts7334 3 года назад +1164

    Trixie looks like a 3rd grade teacher who’s also a lesbian and I’m obsessed with it

    • @walmartrotisseriechicken
      @walmartrotisseriechicken 3 года назад +46

      she looks like the super woke art/library/music teacher that everyone loves

    • @sarahnaomi4332
      @sarahnaomi4332 3 года назад +18

      This was for real my elementary music teacher. And I found out she had a long term gf (at the time love wasn't legal). And EVRYONE LOVES HER STILL

    • @deangomm3423
      @deangomm3423 3 года назад +14

      she looks like her name is Deborah

    • @misaetmi
      @misaetmi 3 года назад +4

      She looks like my first grade teacher who we called Ms. Kitty
      Yeah that was her name

    • @quietquitter6103
      @quietquitter6103 3 года назад +5

      Third grade teachers ARE lesbians

  • @lcverses
    @lcverses 3 года назад +223

    trixie's bowl cuts have the exact same energy as her night gowns

    • @jamiehenderson8632
      @jamiehenderson8632 3 года назад +12

      Slightly disturbing but still a serve?

    • @Tuxxxido
      @Tuxxxido 3 года назад +2

      Ugly

    • @parker4406
      @parker4406 3 года назад +6

      I don't know why I get this but I do
      and thats okay

  • @jmv447
    @jmv447 Год назад +2

    The name Guadalupe McGillicuddy has not left my mind for a single second since i heard it one year ago

  • @freudiannipslip
    @freudiannipslip 3 года назад +150

    I do not want kids. When people ask I compare my genetics to a piece of haunted jewelry that's been passed through the family in an attempt to be rid of it, and how it's getting buried with me to end the curse. I recommend this method! 👍

    • @ahmadabboud7752
      @ahmadabboud7752 3 года назад +3

      OMG!! I say that too🤣🤣

    • @erinmoore9681
      @erinmoore9681 3 года назад +2

      I’m using that

    • @beardpandaa
      @beardpandaa 3 года назад +6

      My genetics are like a monkeys paw. Mental health problems, alcoholism, addiction, abuse, physical ailments, grave's disease, cancel, diabetes, schizophrenia, etc...You want me to curse a child with all that? No mam pam

    • @beardpandaa
      @beardpandaa 3 года назад +6

      Good looks but at what cost, mama???

    • @leiram8833
      @leiram8833 3 года назад +5

      I feel the same way about my genes but also... I just can't stand kids!!

  • @leilaniortega5876
    @leilaniortega5876 3 года назад +374

    Awe Trixies response about having trouble with a baby “For comedy I would throw it out a window.... I would make it work” 💖

  • @jonathansports1036
    @jonathansports1036 3 года назад +1

    Trixie wore another bowl-cut wig and now the Pacific Northwest is on fire. She truly doesn't know how to wield her power responsibly.