My mum: "When are you gonna give me grandkids?" Me: "Not one flickering fleeting millisecond of my life has been spent earnestly planning for a child."
6:43 the fact that trixie's baby photo is an instagram photo on her iphone and katya's is a printed photo in a leather bound photo book really shows their age difference lmao
i was born decades after katya but my parents have all my baby photos printed out in photo albums too lol, that didn't die out until the very late 2000s
@@memeju1ce someone got their leg amputated and frozen, then asked Katya on Twitter if she'd like to hold it so they brought it to a meet and greet. The leg was still hairy. Katya did an interview about it
Also, doesn't her boyfriend have kids?? As in, multiple? I wonder if they watch this and be like _dad Bryan is saying weird things about children again_
This editor took Trixie off a green screen, put her on a stock image crossing a crosswalk, and turned it into an Instagram post, to show for a second for a BIT. This is what my entire uni course revolves around and it takes me a week just to create that inc photoshoot. Does anyone realise how much WORK this editor does holy shit I hope they get paid A LOT and if not they deserve a RAISE.
Honestly appreciate Katya’s comment at the end about the glorification of horrible people. They’re just awful. No reason to think they’re these exceptional people. The people whose lives they ruined were probably 1,000x more remarkable.
yeah they’re bad people but let’s not pretend they aren’t interesting. if you can murder a dozen people with no remorse there’s something so fundamentally wrong with you and that’s fascinating.
@@imsadlol4528 I'm not pretending, and I never said that. There's a difference between glorification and understanding, and even understanding and "fascination." But if you want, you can keep defending getting off on other people's trauma.
Abso-fucking-lutely. It's fine to enjoy fictional villains because of all the work authors put into their crafts, it takes a good writer to make a good tridimensional villain. But real life villains, like killers? Fuck that.
@@MoyAmaro I thought it was quite endearing. She liked to come off brash but we know she’s a softie. And Katya, well shes just doing her best while being the wisest person in the room
Yeah man, even before tumblr! All them tv shows being like, so smart do genius. Like no! those fucking cops where to busy ignoring the murders of sex workers to catch them
i literally saw a tiktok of a girl who got a sleeve of tattoos of famous serial killers. like actual tattoos of their faces. i almost lot my godamn mind when i saw it, and then i saw PEOPLE DEFENDING IT TOO???!?!?
I think she meant the adoption (places? clinics? offices? orphanage?) people. In that case, you can return the baby but that's very rare and a huge process to do it. (Because the process to adopt the kid is very strict to avoid this situation). There's a famous case of a 'mommy vlogger' Myka Stauffer and her husband that returned their son Huxley who was adopted in China because he "was too much work". They already had four other biological children. Apparently the kid had more health issues than they were told and they decided to give it back after more than 3 years with him and after profiting a lot out of the adoption process videos here on youtube.
I'd actually want to see an episode dedicated to them talking abt serial killers, smthn like an extended version of what Katya was talking about at the end of the episode
@@AshMenon agree. I recall seeing video footage of one of the victims' family members during Jeffrey Dahmer's trial and she is DISTRAUGHT and very rightfully angry. Like the things he did to his victims was awful, and the families have to hear and see about it being raved about on Netflix now =( so sad.
I love Trixie's pride about taking the title of "most famous gay person from Milwaukee" from Jeffrey Dahmer. Trixie to Jeffrey Dahmer: "Sorry flop!" 😂 11:45
But like it's often times a mental disorder/trauma of some kind too. If only jails had therapists that would help mentally ill serial killers manage their mental problems. Cause like now we just take a criminal and dump in jail where they get abused by inmates and guards and we expect them to become better after that?!! Mama...
@Randolin Plop calling someone an a*shole doesn’t mean there was no reason for them to be one or that they became an a*shole out of nowhere. It doesn’t matter what happens to you, if you decide to go Ted Bundy on the world you’re an a*shole. End of story.
Not to mention a lot of them get away with it for so long not because they're smart or cunning but because they're white! And the ones still out there laying low because their victims are poc or ppl in marginalized communities, so who cares if they go missing
The way they talk, like when Katya points her finger for emphasis, & Trixie adds something is like them discussing grocery bills & shit while having coffee at the kitchen counter while we play in the living room
Trixie said Raven complimented her makeup just for me to go down a rabbit hole of Fashion Photo Ruview AS3 and all I found was Raven booting this exact bowl cut LMAO #Journeys
This is by far my favorite show on the internet. I’m an old lady, who needs a laugh now more than ever. I re-watch these often, because they are both so relatable! I just absolutely LOVE Katya. She is the BEST. Her comments make me laugh like no one else. I have to be careful and not watch these late at night, because all my laughing wakes up my old man. Thanks for keeping me sane ladies!!! Love you both so very much! ❤️❤️
I have a classmate back in College whose name is Toyota. When we ask her why her name is Toyota, her family wants a name that would be memorable and easily to remember. It work tho 😂
Here to say that if someone asks you about having kids, and you don’t want even one, look them in the eye and say “This bloodline ends with me.” Real talk, do not let anyone tell you you have to have kids, do not let anyone try and pressure you into it. I don’t want them, they’re lots of work, very expensive, high maintenance, and don’t even get me started on my inherent fear of not being able to care for them if they’re born with a mental/physical disability or end up developing a mental illness. It’s okay to say you’re too selfish to have a kid. And plus, the more I look at it, there’s lots of disadvantages and negative side affects during the pregnancy that barely outweigh or equal the positives (Do not try and “convince me otherwise” btw, because I won’t hear it and I will slap you through whatever screen you may be using. I don’t have the time for people to try and tell me what to do with my future. The cheaper my future is the better, and not having kids is already getting one step ahead) *Edit:* I’m gonna get this out there before I could get attacked lol, I’m not digging anyone for wanting kids. I know my strongly-worded opinion could make it seem that way, and for that I apologize, but you are perfectly valid for wanting kids. If you know you can care for them and have the funds to raise them, then all the power to you. I do find it incredible that you can fully bring a new life into this world, and I will bow down to the lengths you go through to make sure your child is healthy. However, you become invalid almost immediately if you try to pressure others into having children just because you think they should. People, whether they’re a woman or not, do not owe *you* a baby, or anything for that matter, and it is frankly none of your business whether or not they should have children. Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk
I had a cesarean and as soon as that bebe was popped, he made a sound like he was lol’g. Immediately, the entire room of medical professionals burst out lol’g. I was not amused. 😾
I do not want kids. When people ask I compare my genetics to a piece of haunted jewelry that's been passed through the family in an attempt to be rid of it, and how it's getting buried with me to end the curse. I recommend this method! 👍
My genetics are like a monkeys paw. Mental health problems, alcoholism, addiction, abuse, physical ailments, grave's disease, cancel, diabetes, schizophrenia, etc...You want me to curse a child with all that? No mam pam
I started saying “club. Nother club. Nother club” at the exact same time Trixie did, and for one brief moment in time, I felt connected to her. And then I remembered I’m trash and snapped right back to reality.
When it comes to having help I always look toward the cultures that have multi generation households , literally so many countries have grandparents that move in when the baby is born and just stay , it’s so much easier and the child receives so much love and funds are much easier to manage when you don’t have to pay sitters and daycares .
I honestly like to think that the effects aren't due to editing. As far as I'm concerned, they're just two powerful magical beings that have chosen to use their powers for comedic chaos instead of killing us all lol
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
Katya: I was an easy baby
Katyas mom: screams and takes off to China for two weeks
Hahahahhahahahahahaa
Ok but she had 3 (4?) children, one of which would take Katya on 'death rides' so we can just blame her siblings
She also said easy baby… not toddler
@@javierlopeztapia5588 It’s a joke
Lmfao Awesome comment
“If you have a baby, you can’t be the baby”
-proverb
I say this on every first date, so they know what theyre getting into
@@rileypredmore2302 in one line, you’ve given them everything 😌 I’m plagiarizing this for my dating profiles.
Words I live by
@Next time you come for me like that, send a town car...
I wish more people knew where the actual quote came from. It's a great movie.
"Acquire a baby" is such a vague phrase with such a specific energy.
Did anyone else think of Myka Stauffer
Makes me think of stealing a baby from the nursery
It almost guarantees that the baby was *not* acquired in a calm and orderly fashion
It’s a fanfiction trope!!! 😭
we queers need to be acquiring babies like that
This is not a read but trixie is one apron away from singing in the mountains
Trixie Von Trap
Julie Mandrews
Trixie andrews
the flop of music
and those hills sure are alive
My mum: "When are you gonna give me grandkids?"
Me: "Not one flickering fleeting millisecond of my life has been spent earnestly planning for a child."
Ace vibes
Oh goodness that question 😩 hopefully she’ll stop soon.
🤣🤣🤣 yessssss
Me every time I turn down my mum when she asks for grandkids. "You'll change your mind when you're older," ok, bet.
Nooooo!!!! Not the Captain Kangaroo wig!!!!! Yikes
6:43 the fact that trixie's baby photo is an instagram photo on her iphone and katya's is a printed photo in a leather bound photo book really shows their age difference lmao
You can always import pictures from an old startup onto a phone or you can print them out and put them in a leather case.
i was born decades after katya but my parents have all my baby photos printed out in photo albums too lol, that didn't die out until the very late 2000s
im 15 years old and a majority of my baby pictures are on printed photos lol
"This me :)"
It also kinda shows how they were raised in different social classes because of the quality of the photos
“You want to hold the weird thing?”
- Katya, who once held a dried leg
I WAS GONNA SAY WJDHFJ
wait a _what now_
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
ONCE?
@@memeju1ce someone got their leg amputated and frozen, then asked Katya on Twitter if she'd like to hold it so they brought it to a meet and greet.
The leg was still hairy. Katya did an interview about it
This is the most on-topic they have EVER been
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Y E S
i thought it was the shopping episode...
Idk if it's the editing or if they were actually on topic but it's weird.
@@glaizasab6440 They talked about poop for almost half the episode
@@IRRIDATION pretty sure they were joking😭
Trixie getting weirdly serious about how she'd "make it work" was oddly sweet.
she’s spoken about maybe wanting to be a dad one day and if she does choose to do that i think she’d genuinely be a phenomenal father
exactly what i was thinking
I'm trying not to cry
Also, doesn't her boyfriend have kids?? As in, multiple?
I wonder if they watch this and be like _dad Bryan is saying weird things about children again_
@@idunnowhatimdoinI have literally never heard this fact
This editor took Trixie off a green screen, put her on a stock image crossing a crosswalk, and turned it into an Instagram post, to show for a second for a BIT. This is what my entire uni course revolves around and it takes me a week just to create that inc photoshoot. Does anyone realise how much WORK this editor does holy shit I hope they get paid A LOT and if not they deserve a RAISE.
exactly 😭😭 the editors are the one making this funnier than it should be
Sometimes I Facetune my nose to look smaller. People can do hard things. #visualartist
I believe there's 3 editors and they apparently have a great relationship and get paid really well :P
I think about this all the time...
@@marysolwinegardner1627 same it stresses me out
Trixie: Mom who wants to talk to the manager
Katya: Aunt who gave you weed for your 18th birthday
More like 16th birthday. But only because you promised to smoke it with her
Trixie looks more like an art teacher showing up to the school's spring festival
Trixie is such a PTO mom. Edit: PTA I mean lol
@@graceardenbunt PTA* 😂😂😂 PTO is paid time off I’m dead
12th birthday you mean. It's documented in an episode 😅
Trixie: I’ve done everything to a baby
Katya: 🚨👁👄👁🚨
11:13 replay button
the director off camera saying "okay"
Cue the Kill Bill music
You again
OMG ITS YOU
It's Trixie randomly saying: BEBI in her "swedish" accent multiple times for me
Wait I missed this timestamp please
its your profile pic for me :3
our of nowhere 😭😭 unprovoked
@@jamesdecannon7509 2:24
Next episode should be named "Infant", and then "Toddler", "Child", "Teenager", "Adult", and to wrap this special series; "Katya"
Past episode ASCENSION
Infant = Baby? I mean I dont know, but I always thought that Infant is just the correct term und Baby is more colloquial
@@antoniav4133 I think you missed an episode coz u didn’t get the joke
@@antoniav4133 i believe that infant is a term you use when talking about a baby who still hasn't learned to talk
*HOW DOES ONE TODDLE*
Honestly appreciate Katya’s comment at the end about the glorification of horrible people. They’re just awful. No reason to think they’re these exceptional people. The people whose lives they ruined were probably 1,000x more remarkable.
yeah they’re bad people but let’s not pretend they aren’t interesting. if you can murder a dozen people with no remorse there’s something so fundamentally wrong with you and that’s fascinating.
@@imsadlol4528 I'm not pretending, and I never said that. There's a difference between glorification and understanding, and even understanding and "fascination." But if you want, you can keep defending getting off on other people's trauma.
@@NoelleMar dont cry 🥺
@@imsadlol4528 u sound unbearable to be around
@@imsadlol4528 says 'im sad lol'
Katya is not meant to be a mom, she's meant to be the drunk, rich aunt
Me tooooo
She's in recovery 😅
I think Katya would be the type of aunt to gift her nephew a bb gun and demand him to shoot all the hoes
That is also my life’s purpose: drunk, rich aunt. But I’m adding fun to that list
D
Katya telling THE TRUTH all the time: "The glorification or the deification of serial killers... Mama they're a**holes"
Trixie: Oh honey, you just aren’t that special.
Dejected serial killer: *forever alone face*
Abso-fucking-lutely. It's fine to enjoy fictional villains because of all the work authors put into their crafts, it takes a good writer to make a good tridimensional villain. But real life villains, like killers? Fuck that.
Also they aren’t some sort of dark, magical geniuses. They’re usually pretty stupid even. The reason they don’t get caught? Police incompetence. ACAB
@@segamai based honey
That's true, and so is mafia and drug dealers, death to them all
katya predicted the whole jeffrey dahmer netflix drama oh my god.
thing is its not the first time it's happened, Dahmer was just the biggest one
Netflix really thought this was a good idea
"rich people love to put weird names on babies"
oh, you mean elon's robot child?
You leave Sword Rat out of this
Don't forget Gwyneth Paltrow naming her child after fruit
@@warlockboy3864 Apple... 🍎😔
Blanket
I love grimes' mind, but she did that kid dirty
I love how confused Katya was when Trixie answered realistically to a scenario where she would have to take care of a baby lmaoooo
Yeah, that was interesting
I think Katya honestly expected Trixie's 'realistic' answer to be a bit more... violent.
considering what we know about Trixie's upbringing I didn't find her answer surprising.
@@MoyAmaro I thought it was quite endearing. She liked to come off brash but we know she’s a softie. And Katya, well shes just doing her best while being the wisest person in the room
You got an onlyfans?
"Babies are a casserole of utter foolishness."
I'm am TOTALLY using that line next time someone asks me why I don't or when I am going to have kids.
Trixie poses with a baby at drag con like Thetis dipping Achilles into the river styx
Oh my God yes.
Plz make this a movie where they acquire a baby.... Like hurricane bianca
This comment should have more likes!
This fucking sent me
Brians with a Baby
“Babies sometimes poop in the water”
“No sh*t ho”
“No there IS shit ho”
Trixie’s comedic timing 😂
this part killed me!
I read this at the same time she said it!!!🤣
Katya: "Not one flickering fleeting millisecond of my life has been spent earnestly pining for a child."
Me: same.
trixie living her bowl cut fantasy yet again
About time, she is after all the only person who can pull it off
She has to have worn this piece by herself at home at least ONCE
@@madamabutterfly4240
At least thrice during the panini with doordash😂
She got the proportions down too!
Yuck
Could we actually have a movie of Trixie and Katya raising an estranged baby they found in the back room of Hamburger Mary's?
Now that’s a plot
@@Gloomcookie96 YESSSSSSSS!
It'd end up playing out like Tokyo Godfathers.
This comment needs more likes
Like a reboot of AJ and the Queen, but good?
and with that last sentece, katya single-handedly just ended those weird tiktok kids glamorizing serial killers
It didn't start with tik tok tho, all the serial killers had admirers, shit's wild yo
@@MR-qi5lc true, it's BEEN weird sjdjdj
Yeah man, even before tumblr! All them tv shows being like, so smart do genius. Like no! those fucking cops where to busy ignoring the murders of sex workers to catch them
i literally saw a tiktok of a girl who got a sleeve of tattoos of famous serial killers. like actual tattoos of their faces. i almost lot my godamn mind when i saw it, and then i saw PEOPLE DEFENDING IT TOO???!?!?
@@MR-qi5lc girls used to go to ted bundy’s trials dressed as his victims to try and please him….
"can you return a baby if you don’t like it?"
"To who? God?"
That was actually pretty dark, Haha.
I fucking lost it at that! xD
I think she meant the adoption (places? clinics? offices? orphanage?) people. In that case, you can return the baby but that's very rare and a huge process to do it. (Because the process to adopt the kid is very strict to avoid this situation).
There's a famous case of a 'mommy vlogger' Myka Stauffer and her husband that returned their son Huxley who was adopted in China because he "was too much work". They already had four other biological children.
Apparently the kid had more health issues than they were told and they decided to give it back after more than 3 years with him and after profiting a lot out of the adoption process videos here on youtube.
Be careful yall. Last time Trixie wore a bowl cut the world spiraled into a pandemic. 🤚🏼😳
Maybe that means the end of the pandemic ... Cause Trixie is THAT powerful
I came to the comment section just to see if someone remembered :D
This bowl cut means the aliens are coming. Finally🙄
A shadowy portent
@@eurydice5890 she started it and now she's ending it
as someone genuinely named "caileigh" - thank you katya for understanding my truth
i’m so sorry ❤️
I feel it'd be such a serve to legally change your name, but just to a more standard spelling of your current name
Rumour has it Katya didn't walk till age of 4 'cause her legs refused carry a baby
💀💀😂😂😂 this the one!
🏆🏆🏆
Trixie's trademark loud bird noises laugh*
underrated comment
HAHAHAHA
"Are you trying to awaken me to my life's purpose which is child abuse?"
I CANNOTAGAGAHJABD
Not katya saying shes never held a baby, meanwhile there are a bunch of pictures of her holding babies LMAO
Baby names in recent times are hilarious.
“What’s her name?”
“MckBrylaigh”
(pronounced "Todd")
@@ectooo The most underrated comment of all the comments. 👆🏼
Just in the US/Canada.
those christains and their baby names
@@KynsonMitchell not just christians like all the fricking religious people
I'd actually want to see an episode dedicated to them talking abt serial killers, smthn like an extended version of what Katya was talking about at the end of the episode
This.
Yeahhh just drag them through the mud 😭
I imagine they'd have to be careful about the humour, considering all the victims involved.
"Ted Cruz is the zodiac Killer"
@@AshMenon agree. I recall seeing video footage of one of the victims' family members during Jeffrey Dahmer's trial and she is DISTRAUGHT and very rightfully angry. Like the things he did to his victims was awful, and the families have to hear and see about it being raved about on Netflix now =( so sad.
"Poor people just want their baby to survive..... How about Beth?"
And despite having no children, I felt that....
“And im so so sorry but i just cannot have a baby in this weather”
This heatwave~~~
its not hot its HUMID
Its a really dry heat
“Can you believe this rain?”
Me when a man tries to lay me down in the summer heat 🤣🤣🤣
Katya made such a good point at the end though - “Mama, that’s not a genius, that’s a dickhead”
So true. Stop the glamourization.
Katya: I would NEVER hold a baby
RUclips shorts: *Katya in multiple different photos, holding babies*
"I have a question" -'yeah'
"It's more of a story" -'okay'
Honestly this resonates with me as a teacher... the children don't ask questions. They want to talk about something funny that happened to them
hahahaha damn it! u beat me to it lolol
@@hb8132 so Tracy is the baby?
@@hb8132 Academics too. Most conferences have unofficial bingo cards where the centre square is “My question is more of a comment...”
I screamed when Katya said Moon Beam.
That’s what my sister wants to name her son.
Pls say sike right now 😭😔
The people need an update is that actually what your sister named her baby?
Pls stop her
She could go for "chandini" which means moon beam in hindi and is a super common name here in india
She’s rly giving him a warrior cat name
The way Trixie said “hello gurl”, I cannot determine the energy, but I love it
Katya: “Apparently I was an easy baby.”
Me: “Aww, and now she’s an easy adult.”
"it's like a puppy... but it's a human!"
- tracy martel 2021
The opposite of a fur baby, now called: flesh puppy
Everytime Trixie talks about being Ojibway my soul comes alive.
trixie talking about babies while looking like a rich pinot grigio chugging momager that clearly isn’t going to remarry
Love this omy
Well done sir.
I was too preocupied by Trixie's lack of space from her wig, to realize how hard KATYA is serving today. GOD ANYWAYS TIME TO WATCH
1 M views in days? Their backs must hurt from carrying this entire channel.
I wish they had their own channel because then I'd subscribe
My back muts hurts too
@@zzzcocopepe AHAHAHA
@@chriscze6153 Trixie does have a channel
@@mementomori.goodbye.5104give me the link pls
I love Trixie's pride about taking the title of "most famous gay person from Milwaukee" from Jeffrey Dahmer.
Trixie to Jeffrey Dahmer: "Sorry flop!" 😂 11:45
Yeah, that was gold! Along with Katya dragging the 'evil genius' trope through the mud, as it deserves.
@Laura D as you should!!
“why would i hold a baby” EXACTLY
Yeah, they look better in cribs, or as table centerpieces.
because there cute
Drop them on the head, so that you become the smart sibling
Yaaaas my sentiments exactly
"I have a sneaking suspicion it turns into a child, and I hate kids." Trixie Mattel
Best phrase ever
that last bit about how serial killers aren't evil geniuses they're just assholes is so important
These are facts!
But like it's often times a mental disorder/trauma of some kind too. If only jails had therapists that would help mentally ill serial killers manage their mental problems. Cause like now we just take a criminal and dump in jail where they get abused by inmates and guards and we expect them to become better after that?!! Mama...
@Randolin Plop calling someone an a*shole doesn’t mean there was no reason for them to be one or that they became an a*shole out of nowhere. It doesn’t matter what happens to you, if you decide to go Ted Bundy on the world you’re an a*shole. End of story.
@@please_im_a_staaar they don’t deserve help
Not to mention a lot of them get away with it for so long not because they're smart or cunning but because they're white! And the ones still out there laying low because their victims are poc or ppl in marginalized communities, so who cares if they go missing
„I’ve done everything to a baby.“
Katya: * surprised Pikachu *
I actually laughed out loud at that especially the look on Katya's face!!
trixie's been having many "call 911" moments lately
Trixie pulled up a photo from her phone and Katya brought a whole ass vintage photo album book… hi old
Trixie and Katya are everyone’s mom, whether they like it or not.
but we're all baby and thus they hate us 😭
The way they talk, like when Katya points her finger for emphasis, & Trixie adds something is like them discussing grocery bills & shit while having coffee at the kitchen counter while we play in the living room
Nah, they're like the fun vodka aunts that show up every once and a while to give gifts, questionable advice, maybe push some boundaries, then scram.
thats right
@@cosmicsymbols4225 Exactly.
It’s the Bimini babes fan that Katya was waving around for me
is bimini katya's new same parts/contact?
It’s an important part of this season and I’m here for it
@@shannonmohammed3333 yes. yes it is.
charissa omg
Bimini Bon Babee Kayllaegh
I’m a firm believer in giving weird baby names to dogs. Cause dogs won’t have to deal with the consequences of being named McNavy 😂😂😂
“I’ve done everything to a baby” -Tracy martel 2021
🤣😂 I was typing a comment when Trixie said that & I laughed so loud and hard, my tummy shook! 🤣😂🤣😂
@@sybilks1072 LOL
They are so attuned to each other that they don’t even finish interrupting each other before moving on to the next thing, I live
7:54 the way they edited her leaving the house with that finger pointed like that is killing me
Trixie's Days Of Our Lives moment at the start really fit this entire outfit. She literally looks like a washed up ex-soap-opera-star mom
lmao like a more polished zack and cody mom
Trixie said Raven complimented her makeup just for me to go down a rabbit hole of Fashion Photo Ruview AS3 and all I found was Raven booting this exact bowl cut LMAO #Journeys
If you were looking for Raven talking about trixies makeup, I believe it’s the season 7 finale episode
@@robertfruchey5778 I KNEW I'd heard her talk about it at some point. I gave up and I was thinking "it's probably the season 7 Ruview" lol thank you!
"are you trying to awaken me to my life's purpose? which is child abuse." Oh I'm gonna use that one next time a relative asks for grandkids/nibblings
“ Casserole of utter foolishness” is my new resume header
Katya: can you return a baby if you don’t like it?
The Stauffers: 👁👄👁
Deeeeaaaadddddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg outta pocket
😂😂 i had just forgotten about the husband's egg shape head
The Stauffers?
Edit: OH. MY. GOD. WHAT A PAIR OF FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!! There are no words!! None!
It’s fun to joke about being a trash human it’s another thing entirely to be a trash human.
11:11 "I've done everything to a baby"
This is by far my favorite show on the internet. I’m an old lady, who needs a laugh now more than ever. I re-watch these often, because they are both so relatable! I just absolutely LOVE Katya. She is the BEST. Her comments make me laugh like no one else. I have to be careful and not watch these late at night, because all my laughing wakes up my old man. Thanks for keeping me sane ladies!!! Love you both so very much! ❤️❤️
No ur not
“I’ve done everything to a baby”- the way Katya’s pikachu face made me choke on my empanada.
I love how Ttixie thinks she's the Queen of Edgy Comedy, but she's still innocent enough to accidentally say things like this.
De que era tu empanada? 👀
You bedduh choke on that empañada come awn choking on food sistahhh OW!
@@lauracastro3826 beef and cheese como me las hacia my abuelita
@@quenepacrossing4675 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
next time someone hand you a baby to hold, you say "thanks, but i'm not hungry"
“Hi I don’t want to hear anything about this wig” is me coming into work almost everyday lol
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Awe Trixies response about having trouble with a baby “For comedy I would throw it out a window.... I would make it work” 💖
I loved that
My mom’s coworker named her kid “Honda”.
She didn’t even congratulate her on her new baby when she heard that. She rolled her eyes and walked away.
If the baby was part japanese that's okay but otherwise weird
@@ngoctruong502 it’s weird regardless tbh
@@ngoctruong502 eh here’s the thing. Honda is a Japanese surname, not a given name. So it would definitely be weird regardless.
I have a classmate back in College whose name is Toyota. When we ask her why her name is Toyota, her family wants a name that would be memorable and easily to remember. It work tho 😂
@@_chrshcmps 🤣 fair enough I guess lmfao
"I have a question"
"Yeah"
"It's more of a story"
"Okay"
In the words of Moira Rose: "You realise the bebe is crying? Isn't it scheduled to be dormant by now?"
This would be me as the parent of a bebe.
Where is bebe’s chamber?
4:21 "i have a question... it's more of a story." is the most trixie statement
Here to say that if someone asks you about having kids, and you don’t want even one, look them in the eye and say “This bloodline ends with me.”
Real talk, do not let anyone tell you you have to have kids, do not let anyone try and pressure you into it. I don’t want them, they’re lots of work, very expensive, high maintenance, and don’t even get me started on my inherent fear of not being able to care for them if they’re born with a mental/physical disability or end up developing a mental illness. It’s okay to say you’re too selfish to have a kid. And plus, the more I look at it, there’s lots of disadvantages and negative side affects during the pregnancy that barely outweigh or equal the positives
(Do not try and “convince me otherwise” btw, because I won’t hear it and I will slap you through whatever screen you may be using. I don’t have the time for people to try and tell me what to do with my future. The cheaper my future is the better, and not having kids is already getting one step ahead)
*Edit:* I’m gonna get this out there before I could get attacked lol, I’m not digging anyone for wanting kids. I know my strongly-worded opinion could make it seem that way, and for that I apologize, but you are perfectly valid for wanting kids. If you know you can care for them and have the funds to raise them, then all the power to you. I do find it incredible that you can fully bring a new life into this world, and I will bow down to the lengths you go through to make sure your child is healthy. However, you become invalid almost immediately if you try to pressure others into having children just because you think they should. People, whether they’re a woman or not, do not owe *you* a baby, or anything for that matter, and it is frankly none of your business whether or not they should have children. Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk
Yesss! Agreed
yeees bitch, speak your truth!
When people ask you "Why don't you want kids?" I reply "Why do you want kids?" They usually don't know why but I do know why I don't want them. 😉
I 👏🏽LOVE👏🏽THIS👏🏽COMMENT!!!!
Preaaaaacccchhhhhhh
💯% agree with this.
Trixie looks like a 3rd grade teacher who’s also a lesbian and I’m obsessed with it
she looks like the super woke art/library/music teacher that everyone loves
This was for real my elementary music teacher. And I found out she had a long term gf (at the time love wasn't legal). And EVRYONE LOVES HER STILL
she looks like her name is Deborah
She looks like my first grade teacher who we called Ms. Kitty
Yeah that was her name
Third grade teachers ARE lesbians
11:53 THIS!!!!! 💯💯💯💯 happy katya mentioned this like shut up, becky that guy killed a bunch of people
“If u and I ever acquire a baby”
- Tracy Margarita
"finders keepers" -- Trixie in Baby Gap walking away with someone else's child, probably
Not Tracy Margarita 😭😭😭
Katya had the energy of a 90 year old British man when she said “Apparently, I was an easy baby.”
dead at this comment
British men do talk about that a surprising amount
Yeah and the way she looked around after saying it. lol
Not me finding out I'm pregnant and ✨️IMMEDIATELY ✨️ rewatching this episode for the 57th time
yo its been 9 months, how are you doing?
I'm curious too, hope everything worked out well!
"Rich people love to put weird names on baby's. "
X Æ A-12 : 👁👄👁
I was just thinking this lmao
I was waiting for them to mention this 😂
“I was an EASYYYYY baby.” a.k.a. I cried so little that my parents started to wonder what’s wrong with me.
I had a cesarean and as soon as that bebe was popped, he made a sound like he was lol’g. Immediately, the entire room of medical professionals burst out lol’g. I was not amused. 😾
@@kitlee172 he's laughing? Is he little baby Jesus?
@@kitlee172 No, that's the beginning of The Omen.
I slept so tight my mother had to check if I was still breathing
I never cried either only when my parents put me down BC I always wanted to be held.
*me a 30 year old* using this video to show my mom every time she asks for a grandchild.
I wouldn’t be surprised if we never saw carol Brady again
I do not want kids. When people ask I compare my genetics to a piece of haunted jewelry that's been passed through the family in an attempt to be rid of it, and how it's getting buried with me to end the curse. I recommend this method! 👍
OMG!! I say that too🤣🤣
I’m using that
My genetics are like a monkeys paw. Mental health problems, alcoholism, addiction, abuse, physical ailments, grave's disease, cancel, diabetes, schizophrenia, etc...You want me to curse a child with all that? No mam pam
Good looks but at what cost, mama???
I feel the same way about my genes but also... I just can't stand kids!!
Katya said "Kaleigh" and I'm like
........she really just came for me 💀
I started saying “club. Nother club. Nother club” at the exact same time Trixie did, and for one brief moment in time, I felt connected to her.
And then I remembered I’m trash and snapped right back to reality.
Don't talk about yourself in that way!
Yeah you are not trash! You are awesome!
She’s trash too. But sometimes trash is fun. So there’s that
trixie's bowl cuts have the exact same energy as her night gowns
Slightly disturbing but still a serve?
Ugly
I don't know why I get this but I do
and thats okay
3:42 NOT THE LITTLE "OLIVIA LUX" PURSE! 😂🤣☠💀
“Why would I hold a baby?! I don’t even want to hold a vase of flowers!”
😂😂😂😂😂
It doesn't make sense but... I felt that. lol
*"she was taking pictures of herself in the middle of the crosswalk, if Im not going to, a Tahoe will"* I- 🤣
"That's like escaping Scientology and naming your baby L. Ron" 😭 😭 😭💀 💀
Omg I'm so high I thought she said ELRON😂😂😂 I still laughed lol
“How to make money off a baby?
Sell the baby”
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Start a family vlog channel, utter sin
I swear I knew Katya’s infamous quote would be featured in here “If you have a baby you can’t be the baby” 😭
I can totally relate to Katya's energy. I have nephews and I'm like grow up already because you're bothering me.
When it comes to having help I always look toward the cultures that have multi generation households , literally so many countries have grandparents that move in when the baby is born and just stay , it’s so much easier and the child receives so much love and funds are much easier to manage when you don’t have to pay sitters and daycares .
I honestly like to think that the effects aren't due to editing.
As far as I'm concerned, they're just two powerful magical beings that have chosen to use their powers for comedic chaos instead of killing us all lol
Anime IRL
nah i still think theyre killing some of us
5:32
"and I wish murder was legal" that took me OUT
"I have a question." Okay. "It's more of a story." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL