UNHhhh Ep. 149 - Teachers

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @KayGirl216
    @KayGirl216 3 года назад +5013

    “Not the THE” - Katya 2021
    “I’m not drinking water this month” - Katya 2021

    • @juiceyborger
      @juiceyborger 3 года назад +61

      they'll tell the cancer curing piss lady story three times, but won't spill the tea on katya's yoga exile saga? it's the the for me!!

    • @gelitrippingkiddo5907
      @gelitrippingkiddo5907 3 года назад +17

      The The… Good band

    • @Alphbtakatsuki
      @Alphbtakatsuki 3 года назад

      @@gelitrippingkiddo5907 d

    • @Myusername499
      @Myusername499 3 года назад

      She's the gift that keeps on giving

    • @davfb8622
      @davfb8622 2 года назад

      @@gelitrippingkiddo5907 great band!

  • @nthn.47
    @nthn.47 3 года назад +10045

    i can never tell if Katya is going to say "absolutely" or "absolutely not"

  • @brettdesrochers8900
    @brettdesrochers8900 3 года назад +11063

    Okay but I CANNOT be the only one who's dying to know the whole saga of Katya's exile from the Boston yoga community

    • @emirhansarbay1606
      @emirhansarbay1606 3 года назад +130

      Sameeeeee people want to know!!!!

    • @danpaxton3535
      @danpaxton3535 3 года назад +377

      YES!!!! Katya, please keep standing your ground with Trixie interrupting you so you can finish a damn story.

    • @alanae3350
      @alanae3350 3 года назад +24

      I came to comments to write this.

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 3 года назад +79

      @@danpaxton3535 Their podcast is so painful for this reason lol but I keep going back

    • @michikomanalang6733
      @michikomanalang6733 3 года назад +81

      Boston’s bendiest bitch 😂

  • @madeinbusanjkjm
    @madeinbusanjkjm 3 года назад +8305

    Even though we've already heard about Katya's art teacher veneer story word for word, I thoroughly enjoyed listening to it again. I'm so happy for that lady.

    • @vegacast
      @vegacast 3 года назад +220

      It's a redemption story and I'm her for it.

    • @katarinatomac4376
      @katarinatomac4376 3 года назад +194

      but also what the fuck happened to her that her teeth got that bad?? i need the lifetime original movie

    • @michaelw1
      @michaelw1 3 года назад +76

      It wouldn’t be a drag queen RUclips video without @Made in Busan 🕊

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 года назад +4

      @@vegacast Lol!😁

    • @doublefeature
      @doublefeature 3 года назад +38

      i've watched every ep of unhhh, some twice but i can't recall this story. am i becoming trixie???

  • @guadalupetorres
    @guadalupetorres 3 года назад +5352

    as soon as they started talking about dead people, I KNEW they were gonna mention Leslie Jordan, i fucking knew it

    • @maiduncan3592
      @maiduncan3592 3 года назад +232

      One day that man will die bc Tracy is manifesting it

    • @koroconnell
      @koroconnell 3 года назад +30

      RIP

    • @slinkywhippet
      @slinkywhippet 3 года назад +24

      Such an icon ❤

    • @user-vu2yb1gy4l
      @user-vu2yb1gy4l 3 года назад +18

      @@maiduncan3592 I mean we are all going to die one day, but we better not tempt it hahahha

    • @talabigaming
      @talabigaming 3 года назад +21

      I laughed hard that Trixie brought that up again.

  • @MuddBstrd
    @MuddBstrd 3 года назад +2685

    Every time Katya opens with a Clue quote, it is a GIFT.

    • @emiliohalvorsen7180
      @emiliohalvorsen7180 3 года назад +100

      Yesssss! I GASPED when she started off with that one.
      Side note: you’re the first person I’ve seen that clocked them.

    • @EudoAraujo
      @EudoAraujo 3 года назад +34

      I knew I recognized the quote from somewhere! There I go watch the movie again

    • @sofiablairferrer7307
      @sofiablairferrer7307 3 года назад +1

      @@EudoAraujo what movie?

    • @EudoAraujo
      @EudoAraujo 3 года назад +17

      @@sofiablairferrer7307 Clue (1985)

    • @jillsarah7356
      @jillsarah7356 3 года назад +7

      @@emiliohalvorsen7180 Oh, I know (as well) it's my favorite movie of all time

  • @timothygriggs7301
    @timothygriggs7301 3 года назад +6530

    “No, I’m not drinking water this month”

    • @waddledeedeee
      @waddledeedeee 3 года назад +35

      u know what

    • @oisinmcnulty6425
      @oisinmcnulty6425 3 года назад +64

      When she had mental health troubles she went through a period where she wouldn’t talk to men. It’s a katya thing to be specific apparently

    • @sunim736
      @sunim736 3 года назад +18

      Me, every month

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 года назад

      @@anthropologist20 Stop saying everything is "iconic", it's JUST fun

    • @hexnjest
      @hexnjest 3 года назад +51

      @@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 you just going around hating gay vernacular and ruining people's fun? yikes sis

  • @rickydillon
    @rickydillon 3 года назад +6560

    how are they consistently this hilarious every episode, its amazing

  • @gutzombie911
    @gutzombie911 3 года назад +7428

    The running joke that Leslie Jordan is dead has me cackling every time.

    • @fionagallagherapologist5968
      @fionagallagherapologist5968 3 года назад +81

      its so fucking funny

    • @KellyJellyCake
      @KellyJellyCake 3 года назад +62

      She gets me with that every time! (twice)

    • @LaDivinaLover
      @LaDivinaLover 3 года назад +66

      Not me I want that little fruit loop to be around for ever! When Trixie said it the first time my heart flipped over in my chest and I was so upset for like .35 seconds. Lmfao 🤣

    • @carlosdelcarpio2171
      @carlosdelcarpio2171 3 года назад +130

      Wait for the tweet saying "this didn't age well" and people cancelling tracy lmao

    • @danpaxton3535
      @danpaxton3535 3 года назад +6

      Same I am literally in tears

  • @nthn.47
    @nthn.47 3 года назад +13871

    the amount of stories they retell because they forgot they already talked about them is phenomenal

    • @guilhermefarias5255
      @guilhermefarias5255 3 года назад +209

      It happens a lot on most shows lol

    • @mariohoover8707
      @mariohoover8707 3 года назад +771

      its okay bc i be needing a refresher lmao

    • @Youokhun
      @Youokhun 3 года назад +626

      At least the stories are consistent each time they tell it 😂

    • @notmychairnotmyproblem
      @notmychairnotmyproblem 3 года назад +124

      Omg yes the teeth story 😂

    • @Dakarai_Knight
      @Dakarai_Knight 3 года назад +242

      @@Youokhun and the way they tell it with the jokes change enough that it still feels fresh.

  • @AliaOfTheKnife10191
    @AliaOfTheKnife10191 3 года назад +1495

    Looks like Katya's back to saying "Mmmmm." That was quick.

    • @janinedoe3416
      @janinedoe3416 3 года назад +5

      DEADDDDDDDDDD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lumi2798
      @lumi2798 3 года назад +23

      It’s the dementia 😖

    • @illuminateillumination5949
      @illuminateillumination5949 3 года назад +2

      Maybe this was shot earlier than some of the other episodes of this season?

    • @Sonsbitchesall
      @Sonsbitchesall 3 года назад

      I enjoy The Slip Up tho tbh :3

  • @revellmj118
    @revellmj118 3 года назад +1387

    As a gay teacher in a small town school in Wisconsin, this is everything! My brother and I have been coming up with our own intros and I've been starting my Math class with one for the past few years. And cause our air conditioning is trash, I've taught all the elementary kids how to make their own thwoorp fans. Thanks for the love ladies!

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 3 года назад +57

      You sound like a great teacher ❤️

    • @troll9682
      @troll9682 3 года назад +24

      Where were you when Trixie was in School??

    • @petersmith5736
      @petersmith5736 3 года назад +15

      And you’re cute too. I’m ready to be proposed 😂

    • @seesallcolors1023
      @seesallcolors1023 3 года назад +24

      Hello fellow small town gay math teacher! There’s dozens of us

    • @fernandohgfg6847
      @fernandohgfg6847 2 года назад +12

      You're doing God's work Mary 💛

  • @brainlessmicrowave454
    @brainlessmicrowave454 3 года назад +3811

    I wouldn’t be surprised if I never saw Jane Charles again

    • @Gabz98_
      @Gabz98_ 3 года назад +53

      I hope so

    • @HuskerDerp
      @HuskerDerp 3 года назад +181

      Excuse me. Don't ignore me like that.

    • @Thxt_Vignette
      @Thxt_Vignette 3 года назад +3

      good one

    • @KubPlaz
      @KubPlaz 3 года назад +66

      @@HuskerDerp never gonna see you again either

    • @Gabz98_
      @Gabz98_ 3 года назад +15

      @@HuskerDerp OMG HAHAHAHA

  • @illmakeitiguess8615
    @illmakeitiguess8615 3 года назад +2028

    "I'm not drinking water this month," same Katya same every month is no water month

    • @leenolan1469
      @leenolan1469 3 года назад +11

      Water is the luquid of life tho LIVE! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEEEEEE

    • @Banillav3an
      @Banillav3an 3 года назад +11

      This smells

    • @lindycoulee
      @lindycoulee 3 года назад +24

      i took a sip of water right after I read this comment and almost chocked to death so I think that’s a sign I should also stop drinking water

    • @illmakeitiguess8615
      @illmakeitiguess8615 3 года назад +20

      @@lindycoulee it's bad for your health I don't know what else to say

    • @JerseyDevilJerseyGirl
      @JerseyDevilJerseyGirl 3 года назад +1

      Right??!! I’ll take vodka

  • @original_demonic
    @original_demonic 2 года назад +682

    My science teacher was gay…had posters put around the whole school that said “I’m normal, but so are you. Don’t be ashamed of who you are!” Which was sweet. Was also the only person to notice when I was abused. He probably saved my life by stepping forward and talking to me, and I’m thankful to this day for it. Still send him Christmas and birthday cards :).

    • @emilykeegan4345
      @emilykeegan4345 2 года назад +20

      Awww!! That's so sweet 😍 what a wonderful teacher. I hope your doing well ❤️‍🩹

    • @brown.frown.
      @brown.frown. 2 года назад +6

      This makes me wanna hug somebody.

    • @JennySquidy
      @JennySquidy Год назад +2

      wow teachers make such an impact. that is amazing you had that support

  • @joshworthington6485
    @joshworthington6485 3 года назад +3193

    “It’s the ‘It’s for me’ for me” (Tracksie Mortadella), and
    “Not the ‘the!’ “ (Katya) - possibly the funniest 2 lines in 6 seasons.

    • @80smadonna44
      @80smadonna44 3 года назад +99

      This is peak Unhhhhh. I need “Not the ‘the!’ “ on merch, stat.

    • @joshuahenderson9926
      @joshuahenderson9926 3 года назад +130

      TRACKSIE MORTADELLA ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

    • @heykaybee3
      @heykaybee3 3 года назад +40

      “Not the ‘the!’“ are the greatest three words ever spoken in history.

    • @TheCh0psueyy
      @TheCh0psueyy 3 года назад +7

      It was soooooo good 😂😂😂

    • @jaspyrelique3355
      @jaspyrelique3355 3 года назад +3

      I don't understand those jokes, can someone explain them please?

  • @snailmucus9380
    @snailmucus9380 3 года назад +2945

    they really weren’t kidding.. this is the season of LOOKS

    • @beau2465
      @beau2465 3 года назад +52

      mama they’re RICH now

    • @laithurz6408
      @laithurz6408 3 года назад +39

      Katya literally looks so fucking good

    • @Cixon14
      @Cixon14 3 года назад +6

      I also love how I can tell when Katya has made whatever she’s wearing every single time now

    • @jhubeJELLO
      @jhubeJELLO 3 года назад +1

      mawma its the lipstick money for meee

    • @domm.4676
      @domm.4676 3 года назад

      ESPECIALLY KATYA OMG!!!! Her evolution 😍

  • @lsbunni
    @lsbunni 2 года назад +5683

    Sad the Leslie Jordan joke isn't a joke anymore 💔 may they rest in love and power

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 2 года назад +36

      It was a tasteless joke to begin with and now it's even more crude in retrospective. I guess some don't understand that it's just not funny joking about people dying. Also, he wasn't non-binary, how about respecting that hon.

    • @bbhybris
      @bbhybris 2 года назад +864

      @@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 chill tf out

    • @xTetraMuffinsx
      @xTetraMuffinsx 2 года назад +273

      Heartbreaking. But he's now hanging out the god's hottest, sexiest daddy angels, so honestly? Leslie better werk ✨ 🧚‍♀️ 👼

    • @RebaMcImTired
      @RebaMcImTired 2 года назад +407

      @@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 How about take a chill pill and stop acting like you knew anything about the personal relationship they had with Leslie, hon.

    • @GoodWormDoctor
      @GoodWormDoctor 2 года назад +1

      @@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Gurl get off your high horse before i push you off it myself

  • @emilyholidaybeauty
    @emilyholidaybeauty 3 года назад +1399

    “An angel who looks like a dump truck.“ “an angle.“ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thebiggestcauldron
      @thebiggestcauldron 3 года назад +1

      I don't get it.

    • @vextorite
      @vextorite 3 года назад +1

      Frikin died😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rebeccamoraes4323
      @rebeccamoraes4323 3 года назад +3

      I live for the angel bit every single time she does it

    • @sarahindy24
      @sarahindy24 3 года назад +12

      @@thebiggestcauldron when they watched a Dolly Parton movie, she was an angel and Trixie called her an Angle and it stuck. Now she just says angle.

    • @thebiggestcauldron
      @thebiggestcauldron 3 года назад +2

      @@sarahindy24 Thank you!

  • @wd5739
    @wd5739 3 года назад +2224

    Trixie: Everyone in the band learns to play their instrument from one teacher
    Katya: nO WAY! .......oh yeah way
    Lmaoooo

    • @sammgualberto
      @sammgualberto 3 года назад +11

      Hahahha I'm so used to Katya's over done responses that I didn't even notice she said "nO wAy" like it wasn't common knowledge. You're the real hero for me right now, I thank you

    • @lancebell6441
      @lancebell6441 3 года назад +6

      My middle school band teacher was a very talented, multi string Bluegrass instrumentalist. But he drove one of those creepy 70s vans with a carpeted interior & spray painted mural on the side.

    • @dove.9833
      @dove.9833 3 года назад +3

      I wish trixie could teach me one of her songs on my ukulele but I know she’d have me giggling the whole way through lmao

    • @jhubeJELLO
      @jhubeJELLO 3 года назад

      @@lancebell6441 oh theyre back in,,,, in australia at least

  • @vincentsterlingluv
    @vincentsterlingluv 2 года назад +176

    Rest in Peace Leslie Jordan, you'll always be loved.

  • @roy3913
    @roy3913 3 года назад +4302

    katya is still saying “MMmmmm” while trixie is actually saying “UNHhhh”

  • @shelaghc19
    @shelaghc19 3 года назад +2017

    You know that Katya was a good student because she uses words like "irascible".

    • @EliasBlind
      @EliasBlind 3 года назад +298

      Katya's vocabulary in general is insane.

    • @TheBc99
      @TheBc99 3 года назад +166

      Katya is the Moira Rose of drag queens.

    • @taylorfawn2012
      @taylorfawn2012 3 года назад +10

      @@TheBc99 YES

    • @jessiebatz
      @jessiebatz 3 года назад +70

      Couldn’t agree more. She may have those moments when she stutters, but if she can speak fluently, those unique words would come out from her naturally.

    • @arniecalang4583
      @arniecalang4583 3 года назад +30

      She went back to “Mmmmmm”

  • @tsuna666
    @tsuna666 3 года назад +782

    Okay but WHEN are we going to hear the story about how Katya got thrown out of the Boston Yoga community?

    • @ashtonmills1992
      @ashtonmills1992 3 года назад +59

      She showed up to teach in full crystal meth queen mode and got fired ......... that's basically it

    • @supermenka0
      @supermenka0 3 года назад +34

      @@ashtonmills1992 where does she talk about this?

    • @danpaxton3535
      @danpaxton3535 8 месяцев назад

      @@ashtonmills1992full meth queen mode i'm sorry i know i shouldn't laugh but like omg

  • @shailathompson293
    @shailathompson293 3 года назад +491

    Okay, Katya’s Mrs. Peacock monologue was EVERYTHING

    • @sashashelton
      @sashashelton 3 года назад +1

      @@iamthatheroine need that link lol

    • @dove.9833
      @dove.9833 3 года назад

      Lmaoo I just wanna say I had a teacher named mrs klutz

    • @iamthatheroine
      @iamthatheroine 3 года назад

      @@sashashelton just search "katya clue movie" on youtube and it'll be right there!

  • @koroconnell
    @koroconnell 3 года назад +4534

    As a gay teacher, I feel seen, victimised and befuddled. It's the "the" for me.

  • @mak2488
    @mak2488 2 года назад +267

    *Katya totally serious* : “No I’m not drinking water this month thank you very much.” 💀

  • @aydxnwill
    @aydxnwill 3 года назад +1634

    “boston’s bendiest bitch went belly up” is funnier than all of these episodes combined 😭

    • @clarkmay
      @clarkmay 3 года назад +12

      agreeeed loool

    • @jannatanwer7477
      @jannatanwer7477 3 года назад +10

      Was she taking about her breakdown?

    • @pariahcarrey
      @pariahcarrey 3 года назад +11

      8:34 I cannot stop watching this 😭

    • @sergiovela7686
      @sergiovela7686 3 года назад +42

      It's the alliteration for me sis

    • @MrsGamgee977
      @MrsGamgee977 3 года назад +11

      I rewined that bit four times so that I can laugh again.

  • @GumOnTheWall
    @GumOnTheWall 3 года назад +1678

    I want to know the story behind why Katya got kicked out of her yoga school so bad!

    • @t_ylr
      @t_ylr 3 года назад +13

      But fr tho lol!

    • @oliversmithlawrence
      @oliversmithlawrence 3 года назад +158

      she's trained to teach but they won't let her

    • @debopriya14
      @debopriya14 3 года назад +7

      Yup, same

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat 3 года назад +157

      FULLY though like I need to know what events led the entire yoga community of Boston to veto this woman

    • @valerielevasseur8674
      @valerielevasseur8674 3 года назад +15

      The world NEEDS this story

  • @goudayum
    @goudayum 3 года назад +382

    the clue reference in katya’s opening was EVERYTHING

    • @kimhill3614
      @kimhill3614 3 года назад +2

      Does RUclips allow us to link other RUclips videos? ruclips.net/video/4m6ZtY2t6NY/видео.html

    • @kimhill3614
      @kimhill3614 3 года назад +3

      It's the kind of morsel that's worth memorizing.

    • @CosyMatt
      @CosyMatt 2 года назад +2

      Every time they bring up clue is fantastic. Fla-fla-flames! On the side of my face! Burning! Amazing 😂

    • @emilykeegan4345
      @emilykeegan4345 2 года назад +1

      Mrs peacock 🦚 right?. Or was it Mrs white? Was my favorite movie and game growing up but it's been so long since I've watched it. Gonna have to find it and watch it again.

  • @Ghoulia.Roberts
    @Ghoulia.Roberts 3 года назад +1350

    I’m ready to be girlbossed, gatekept, and gaslit.

    • @waddledeedeee
      @waddledeedeee 3 года назад +48

      just do u know, im screenshottin this comment n usin it as a reaction meme for everything

    • @frogger551
      @frogger551 3 года назад +20

      @@waddledeedeee just so you know im screenshotting this and using it as a reaction meme

    • @FagatronUchiha
      @FagatronUchiha 3 года назад +1

      SuperButterBuns?

    • @christyclarissemercier6359
      @christyclarissemercier6359 3 года назад +3

      I've never seen such an amazing comment in my life

    • @ohok.6667
      @ohok.6667 3 года назад +8

      well, im ready to be controlled to the last, im ready to be micromanaged, scrutinized and completely possessed by an italian-american man.

  • @jjmm9066
    @jjmm9066 3 года назад +449

    Katya serving red carpet at Helena Bonham Carter’s birthday. Trixie about to host a panel at a gaming convention.

  • @floatinginthee1810
    @floatinginthee1810 3 года назад +130

    I love katya so much she's such a complex genuinely fascinating mind

  • @hb8132
    @hb8132 3 года назад +389

    Them: shout out to all the gay teachers
    Me, a gay teacher: omg I can't believe they're talking to me!

  • @JayceLeo
    @JayceLeo 3 года назад +1548

    When Leslie Jordan actually dies it’s gonna be so sad but also everyone is gonna be using a gif of trixie saying rip

    • @rayzulfi5957
      @rayzulfi5957 3 года назад +2

      They dudes dressed in girl clothing lmaooo what has this world come too

    • @andi_xi
      @andi_xi 3 года назад +43

      @@rayzulfi5957 they’ve been doing for thousands of years. Like since there’s been “women’s” clothes. Relax 😘

    • @huntermullens5202
      @huntermullens5202 3 года назад +24

      @@rayzulfi5957 everyone hate you

    • @JayceLeo
      @JayceLeo 3 года назад +10

      @@rayzulfi5957 ok and….?

    • @thesafeandsaneofyoutubetm5084
      @thesafeandsaneofyoutubetm5084 3 года назад +28

      @@rayzulfi5957 how did you end up here?

  • @ItenFanatic
    @ItenFanatic 3 года назад +90

    "Boston's Bendiest Bitch Went Belly-Up" God. How does Katya come up with these 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @Corn22
    @Corn22 3 года назад +298

    “not the the” has me LOOSING IT. I CANNOT! HOW HAS MY HUMOR DEGRADED THIS FAR!

    • @wvwvxv
      @wvwvxv 3 года назад +4

      thank u i also lost my shit

    • @danpaxton3535
      @danpaxton3535 3 года назад +2

      I nearly peed. Glad I'm not the only one.

    • @halcyon_vlcek
      @halcyon_vlcek 3 года назад +2

      so true Corn.

    • @collyblom2847
      @collyblom2847 3 года назад

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_The

    • @larabarbatowolf803
      @larabarbatowolf803 3 года назад +2

      i lost my shit with “it’s the it’s the for me for me”

  • @BigBadddWolf13
    @BigBadddWolf13 3 года назад +668

    Who ever edits this needs to win an Oscar or something like that.

    • @mizstories9646
      @mizstories9646 3 года назад +37

      One of the editors, Jeff, was just on their podcast. And he's AMAZING

    • @TheGooglyminotaur
      @TheGooglyminotaur 3 года назад +5

      Somehow, it’s a Tony.

    • @vanityplates3125
      @vanityplates3125 3 года назад +5

      An Oscar, a Tony, a Golden Globe, an Actor's Guild, all of them. All. Of. Them.

    • @danpaxton3535
      @danpaxton3535 3 года назад +5

      Well they won the streamies

    • @juliantapia1407
      @juliantapia1407 3 года назад +3

      I laughed hard for actual minutes when they edited in trixie's mentors 9:36

  • @dravencrow1984
    @dravencrow1984 3 года назад +80

    The “Go Pack Go” in the Wisconsin accent SENDS!

  • @oscardavidmedina2150
    @oscardavidmedina2150 3 года назад +253

    It's so fun having an episode where Katya does most of the talking

  • @farmgal77
    @farmgal77 3 года назад +380

    The way Trixie gave birth to her child in this episode was so biologically effortless.

  • @Kay-ci8si
    @Kay-ci8si 3 года назад +270

    Katya looks like a glamorous missing character from Bug’s Life

  • @amandacampos9774
    @amandacampos9774 3 года назад +421

    "walkie talkies..." "you guys talked through walkie talkies?" "no, we talked ABOUT walkie talkies, it's even weirder" I CAN'T 😭

    • @dhampir874
      @dhampir874 3 года назад +5

      "You hit a deer?"
      "No, I got hit by a deer!"

  • @delaneypdkearns
    @delaneypdkearns 3 года назад +307

    Why did I already know Katya would mention her art teacher’s wooden chiclets?

    • @brennicolas3093
      @brennicolas3093 3 года назад +20

      Because they’ve both been cycling through the same 6 stories for like 30 episodes now

    • @szlendak1368
      @szlendak1368 3 года назад +5

      @@brennicolas3093 you find it boring ?

  • @szkri
    @szkri Месяц назад +3

    8:47 this is still one of my favorites quotes ever from this show

  • @williammacey7935
    @williammacey7935 3 года назад +577

    I’m glad that there is real, godly, feminine content on YouTuBe still, and hosted by two honest Christian women too

  • @Dopecheetah
    @Dopecheetah 3 года назад +378

    “We talk about walkie talkies, even weirder”. I love fucking walkie talkies yo.

    • @alexiscarmel4082
      @alexiscarmel4082 3 года назад +19

      You what the walkie talkies now?

    • @Lewisiaisoutofcontext
      @Lewisiaisoutofcontext 3 года назад +14

      Please don't fuck the walkie talkies.

    • @lourie_01
      @lourie_01 3 года назад +3

      Excuse maam you love what???

    • @neversaw
      @neversaw 3 года назад +1

      5 year old boys are all about it

    • @leiram8833
      @leiram8833 3 года назад +1

      At my grammar school the teachers used walkie talkies and whenever me and my friend saw one unattended we would growl into it until the principal got on and started yelling at us.

  • @coralcomet
    @coralcomet 3 года назад +51

    Whenever they do a silence of the lambs reference it absolutely sends me!

  • @DeiseGrellert
    @DeiseGrellert 3 года назад +932

    I couldn't help repeating "no gum, no teeth" as if it was "no bra, no panties"

    • @Alex-kh7mr
      @Alex-kh7mr 3 года назад +9

      Omg love how I always hear her voice reading that so vividly 💀🤣

    • @chromachan
      @chromachan 3 года назад +9

      I did the whole “why am I old, why am I fat” when my hubs asked why am I tired in the same tone last night. Sorry, couldn’t help it, UNHhhh.

    • @daniepants5041
      @daniepants5041 3 года назад +4

      @@chromachan I say it to my boys randomly (single mom, 3 boys) and usually make it to the arm movements before they walk away

    • @chromachan
      @chromachan 3 года назад

      That’s hilarious. I do the arm movements too! Thank you so much for the laugh. Everything is so stressful right now. Hope you’re doing well and staying safe through all this!!

    • @luckieonline7845
      @luckieonline7845 3 года назад +1

      Well now Im embarassed I DIDNT think of this. lol!!

  • @Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    @Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 3 года назад +833

    "Did Frederica ever mention a Jane Charles or a Jamie Charles?"
    Oh. my. god. Favourite joke in a while!

    • @PabloEmanuel96
      @PabloEmanuel96 3 года назад +13

      Where is the original from?
      I know it's from a movie because Trixie sang it on ding dong but I don't know where

    • @Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      @Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 3 года назад +136

      @@PabloEmanuel96 @pablo emanuel It's from Silence of the Lambs when Jodie Foster says, "Stacy, did Frederica ever mention a man named Jamie Gumb or a Jame Gumb? What about John Grant?"

    • @PabloEmanuel96
      @PabloEmanuel96 3 года назад +5

      @@Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 😂😂😂😂 thank you
      So iconic

    • @sevastilouta5984
      @sevastilouta5984 3 года назад +16

      @@PabloEmanuel96 also, it's something trixie says in ding dong

    • @sjg1829
      @sjg1829 3 года назад +16

      You can see in their eyes how hard they wanted to joke about him not being around children but held back.

  • @Oh-2654
    @Oh-2654 3 года назад +177

    I’m putting “An angel who looks like a dump truck” as my dating bio.

  • @jeremycsy9716
    @jeremycsy9716 3 года назад +183

    "You think i'm pretty without any make up o....."
    "That's NOT true"
    I cannot hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂

  • @notmychairnotmyproblem
    @notmychairnotmyproblem 3 года назад +211

    I just want to say this was such a positive video towards teachers. Normally we get bashed left and right!
    As a high school teacher myself, I appreciate the love 💘❤💕🙏🏾

    • @nehitaabraham8780
      @nehitaabraham8780 3 года назад +1

      I HATE teachers. Did you student hater almighty smarty bossy pants forget about the comments section?

    • @dontask6447
      @dontask6447 3 года назад +13

      @@nehitaabraham8780 stfu bruh

    • @Stephanie-fw6gg
      @Stephanie-fw6gg 3 года назад +10

      @@nehitaabraham8780 since it sounds like you're the kind of douchecanoe who should be punted directly into the sun, I'm not shocked that it's you who seems to have forgotten about the comment section.

    • @mkaymichayla8019
      @mkaymichayla8019 3 года назад +7

      @@nehitaabraham8780 and I'm sure teachers hate your simple ass too. Try not to trip over your stupid on the way out

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling 3 года назад +11

      @@nehitaabraham8780 umm, if you've had a problem with every teacher you've come across, you *do* realize that the common denominator is _your_ dusty ass, right? 😆

  • @Spider_Bees
    @Spider_Bees 3 года назад +51

    "It's the wig snapping sis for me."
    Kills me. I laugh like Trixie cause that was so good. Lmao

  • @MMMost
    @MMMost 3 года назад +223

    Katya's increasingly frequent Clue references make me feel safe.

    • @rakel393393
      @rakel393393 3 года назад +1

      Ah! So it WAS Clue! I've only seen it dubbed in Spanish so I wasn't sure, thank you for confirming it 😅

  • @idfkidkfidfk
    @idfkidkfidfk 3 года назад +86

    “Its the its the for me” best one yet

  • @biancaportillo6552
    @biancaportillo6552 3 года назад +71

    i can confirm that so many young teachers are comfortable telling our students that they’re lgbt. kids are a lot more open minded these days.

  • @andreaugusto597
    @andreaugusto597 3 года назад +122

    For those who didn’t get Katya’s reference, that line is from the movie Clue

    • @igiglim
      @igiglim 3 года назад +8

      thank u so much bcos i didnt get it. also do u have a snapchat....

    • @misschievous2382
      @misschievous2382 3 года назад +5

      I ship you both

    • @macleansbasement
      @macleansbasement 3 года назад +2

      @@igiglim get a room

    • @TheBc99
      @TheBc99 3 года назад +1

      @@igiglim you should start by watching the movies he likes
      but seriously watch Clue
      why haven't all the gays seen Clue yet?

  • @alioh7615
    @alioh7615 3 года назад +106

    "I could go on and on. And I will!"
    I'm gonna start using this

  • @afallenangel6110
    @afallenangel6110 2 года назад +16

    I'm rewatching these because it gives me life and its crazy watching it back now the Leslie Jordan actually passed away he was such a sweet man and will forever be missed

  • @EduardoLaviano
    @EduardoLaviano 3 года назад +247

    Katya’s intro was 100% perfection. It builds up and it had momentum. The secund when Trixie finally understands where she is going to at 1:09 is the peak.

    • @poullun9050
      @poullun9050 3 года назад

      Do you know what is this quote from?

    • @EduardoLaviano
      @EduardoLaviano 3 года назад +14

      @@poullun9050 The movie “Clue”. Same as Katya’s “Are you hiding? Cause I’m coming”

    • @poullun9050
      @poullun9050 3 года назад

      @@EduardoLaviano god damn, thank you so much

  • @cptcrunchhoneybunches
    @cptcrunchhoneybunches 3 года назад +82

    It's the "It's the wig snapping sis for me" for me baby 😂

  • @angiebarth1292
    @angiebarth1292 3 года назад +17

    We had a substitute teacher sometimes who lived in Indiana, we were in Illinois and she wore 2 watches one Illinois time and one Indiana time. She also made all her own clothes out of the ugliest printed polyester fabrics. I loved her.

  • @l.k.2355
    @l.k.2355 3 года назад +2451

    A side note for those on here: if you see a teacher on a dating app, don’t sexualize the profession. “I wish you were my teacher growing up” is always creepy.

    • @mickeytamakesmusic
      @mickeytamakesmusic 3 года назад +212

      Fr it’s sad because so many people are incapable of separating the person from their profession when it comes to those who teach. People will even tell those in education that they can’t wear certain things, act a certain way, be on certain apps all because of preconceived notions about their profession; that teachers have to act a certain way 24/7 🙄

    • @edgartovar1118
      @edgartovar1118 3 года назад +11

      I agree!

    • @ArtistFormallyKnownasMC
      @ArtistFormallyKnownasMC 3 года назад +17

      I appreciate you. Thanks

    • @juiceyborger
      @juiceyborger 3 года назад +103

      @@mickeytamakesmusic exactly!! i mean, reading about the immense scrutiny that teachers (especially female teachers!!!) faced and all the ridiculous stupid rules they had to follow, just to be "presentable" and "a good example", is literally insane. your kids wouldn't turn into terrifying sex psychos just because their schoolteacher had a boyfriend, linda!!!

    • @poppykodie2192
      @poppykodie2192 3 года назад +11

      Don’t tell me what to do

  • @nancycoronel8077
    @nancycoronel8077 3 года назад +426

    "No, I'm not drinking water this month" I'm DEEEAAAD

  • @claraB1016
    @claraB1016 3 года назад +34

    Katya: "she looked like a frog"
    Me: DOLORES UMBRIDGE

  • @melinaavila246
    @melinaavila246 3 года назад +140

    This is one of the best intros of the whole show, for sure after **DOCTOR BITCH CRAFT!!!!!!

    • @KinjiroTheThunder
      @KinjiroTheThunder 3 года назад +22

      "And I'm the only surefire way to disengage your temporal mandibular joint, DOCTOOOOOR BITCHCRAAAAFT

    • @melinaavila246
      @melinaavila246 3 года назад +17

      @@KinjiroTheThunder *"woman voice"
      Let's party...

    • @ohboilien
      @ohboilien 3 года назад +6

      @@melinaavila246 “… Katya.”

    • @cutenezz777
      @cutenezz777 3 года назад

      @@ohboilien "😲😂 I don't know what happened to you!"

    • @janjoanilio6479
      @janjoanilio6479 3 года назад +1

      @@cutenezz777 i dont know too hahahahah i had a sunburn and i'm fucked up

  • @ciram9082
    @ciram9082 3 года назад +494

    Why is Trixie trying to kill her daughter Leslie so damn much

    • @sweetpeaon3
      @sweetpeaon3 3 года назад +73

      Because if you have a baby, you can't be the baby...

    • @layali5723
      @layali5723 3 года назад +31

      Leslie died in a rowboat and she never told anyone

    • @alle6621
      @alle6621 3 года назад +3

      I don’t think he likes being called she cause at the end he says “also, I’m not a girl” because of all the people saying “I can’t believe she didn’t know that” we’ve been using the wrong pronouns

    • @kikibirdball
      @kikibirdball 3 года назад +5

      @@alle6621 uhh no she's just pointing out the obvious. Like "obviously I was kidding" and "obviously I'm not really a woman"

    • @alle6621
      @alle6621 3 года назад +1

      @@kikibirdball how do you know that though? The way he said it sounded like he wasn’t happy. I’m going to respect what he said and call him he. We truly don’t know his preferred pronouns. I even checked his Instagram to make sure. So I guess they best thing to do would be call him “they”

  • @cherrywilson6267
    @cherrywilson6267 3 года назад +81

    I had a teacher I didn’t like, Mrs, Miller, 5th grade. She HATED me and I don’t know why. I couldn’t spell and she would read my spelling grades in front of the class, make passive aggressive comments about me, and once tried to push me out a window (middle 80’s when child safety was a gleam in your daddy’s eye). She was the worst bully! Finally, my mother had words with her and I changed classes. I hope she is still alive and living in one of them state run nursing homes being taken care of a CNA with super long, dirty nails.

  • @jannatanwer7477
    @jannatanwer7477 3 года назад +96

    5:43 i never know if katya is about to say “absolutely” or “absolutely not” & i love it

  • @DarlingMissDarling
    @DarlingMissDarling 3 года назад +337

    Ok jfc, full stop. That "Jane Charles or Janie Charles...?" Silence of the Lambs bit IN STEREO just slapped me, drop-kicked me, then scalped me bald. 🥴😵💀🤣

    • @whoisshe4193
      @whoisshe4193 3 года назад +2

      I immediately started singing Katya’s parody song ding dong in my head

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling 3 года назад +1

      @@whoisshe4193 I'm definitely going to have that stuck in my head all day now for sure.😆👍

  • @Jhall1016
    @Jhall1016 2 года назад +17

    The person who does the green screen edits deserves an Oscar! They are amazing! And just knock it out of the park.

  • @earth2nimrod833
    @earth2nimrod833 3 года назад +34

    I dont think they realize how much this show makes me happy
    I truly love UNHhhh

  • @graceh5027
    @graceh5027 3 года назад +51

    this was katya’s episode to shine for some reason

  • @asherheart3574
    @asherheart3574 3 года назад +39

    As a bi teacher who wants to get into drag (or at least be decent at makeup first), much props to you two real women! ily!! 💕

  • @Classasauras
    @Classasauras 3 года назад +260

    The clarification of 'she was a SUB' being 'substitute' in big red letters 😂😂

  • @therearetwols
    @therearetwols 3 года назад +57

    The amount of mentions to past episodes in this episode makes me think that I'm watching moments of my past life flash before my eyes

    • @fish_finger
      @fish_finger 3 года назад +3

      funny funny funny little funnies funny moment 🤣🤣🤣🤣😋😋😋😩😩

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 3 года назад

      @@fish_finger Are you good?

    • @fish_finger
      @fish_finger 3 года назад +2

      @@deffdefying4803 yeah it was really funny XD

  • @jamescoley4623
    @jamescoley4623 3 года назад +9

    2:42
    "Right in that little garage?"

  • @alexandergilham3429
    @alexandergilham3429 3 года назад +74

    "Boston's bendiest b**** went belly up" sent me to the MOON and back!!!

    • @gabrielmedina4078
      @gabrielmedina4078 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂 me too I replayed that at least 20 times

    • @clarkmay
      @clarkmay 3 года назад

      I had to do a double take!! And Trixie’s laugh

    • @pariahcarrey
      @pariahcarrey 3 года назад

      8:34

  • @daniellevin7462
    @daniellevin7462 3 года назад +1335

    “Your problematic white fave sis.” They didn’t need to read Scarlett Adams that hard but I’m glad they did.

    • @fauxsorcier
      @fauxsorcier 3 года назад +77

      Scarlett Adams is no one's fave tho 🤡

    • @jakecastino6331
      @jakecastino6331 3 года назад +23

      They didn’t have to do Karen like that

    • @neeliknowsnothing
      @neeliknowsnothing 3 года назад +18

      They didn't have to do themselves like that

    • @MattJamesHarrell
      @MattJamesHarrell 3 года назад +7

      @Sakura repeated use of black face, among other things

    • @rahgahd9746
      @rahgahd9746 3 года назад +23

      I think they were referring Trixie & Katya, not Ms Racist Adams

  • @squidy1392
    @squidy1392 3 года назад +4

    4:11 this is so chaotic I’m so in love with it

  • @alejandromoscoso8361
    @alejandromoscoso8361 3 года назад +433

    The pink one: “i have a music career”
    The editors: “billbored” ☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @lovesplus3879
      @lovesplus3879 3 года назад +4

      “The pink one” 💀

    • @EliasBlind
      @EliasBlind 3 года назад

      @@lovesplus3879 so terrify 😔

  • @jodytravisthompson3960
    @jodytravisthompson3960 3 года назад +410

    “And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C.” - Wadsworth

    • @lisah-p8474
      @lisah-p8474 3 года назад +20

      I think Clue is free on RUclips. Everyone needs to watch this movie. Lol

    • @AndyWarholsWig
      @AndyWarholsWig 3 года назад +10

      Is that what we ate?

    • @rocketbackhander6280
      @rocketbackhander6280 3 года назад +8

      ALRIGHT I'M SHOUTING.

    • @AndyWarholsWig
      @AndyWarholsWig 3 года назад +14

      "But I am frightened of the dark! Won't anyone go with me?"
      "I will"
      "I will"
      "No thank you."
      💀

    • @BitsyGem
      @BitsyGem 3 года назад +8

      Clue is SUCH a classic! I LIVE for Katya quoting this movie!

  • @bfelixfranco
    @bfelixfranco 3 года назад +15

    1:05 this is clue reference appreciation comment 💜 katya ilysm

  • @Joshoey
    @Joshoey 3 года назад +75

    I never get tired of Katya quoting Clue. Mrs. Peacock is such an icon.

  • @fbmal909
    @fbmal909 3 года назад +136

    The "Clue" reference in Katya's opening....iconic

    • @odiug95
      @odiug95 3 года назад +14

      When I recognized the quote I screamed

    • @soycubus
      @soycubus 3 года назад +4

      She really gives us old flops something to eat every episode 🥰🥰🥰🥰

    • @TheLalangue
      @TheLalangue 3 года назад +9

      She also quoted "Are you hiding? Cause... I'm coming..." line from this movie in the previous episode about babies

    • @bfmt42
      @bfmt42 3 года назад +2

      @@odiug95 I was genuinely giddy when she did it, and even more so when Trixie knew the reference.

    • @BrenSned
      @BrenSned 3 года назад +1

      I screamed too! I said someone’s been watching Clue again!

  • @halcyonxlover
    @halcyonxlover 3 года назад +68

    1:05 "Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess, it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time, to get acquainted. So I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean, I-I have absolutely no idea what we're doing here. Or what I'm doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself. And I'm very intrigued, and, oh my, this soup's delicious, isn't it?"

    • @lol_kaye
      @lol_kaye 2 года назад +5

      Yo pls where is this reference from

    • @halcyonxlover
      @halcyonxlover 2 года назад +6

      @@lol_kaye "Clue" it's a movie from 1985. U can search this scene by "Mrs. Peacock's Speech".

    • @idunnowhatimdoin
      @idunnowhatimdoin 2 года назад +1

      how do people know all this. All *_I_* remember was Brittany Murphy going "you're a virgin who can't drive" and then completely fading away career-wise.

    • @halcyonxlover
      @halcyonxlover 2 года назад +1

      @@idunnowhatimdoin they comment on this character, what I did was research to know more about her 🥰

  • @baileyc7703
    @baileyc7703 3 года назад +127

    "Not the *the*" is fucking hilarious

    • @zanicuh
      @zanicuh 3 года назад

      Literally

    • @angelat4512
      @angelat4512 3 года назад +1

      Or “it’s the it’s the for me for me”

  • @nuezalmendra5412
    @nuezalmendra5412 3 года назад +349

    As an English teacher: the gay teacher is always the english teacher. That's a fact.

    • @slinkywhippet
      @slinkywhippet 3 года назад +29

      Not counting the music and drama teachers then 😉😘😁

    • @veronicacardozo2337
      @veronicacardozo2337 3 года назад +2

      I can confirm 😊

    • @kaizolux6799
      @kaizolux6799 3 года назад +6

      That is a texas 10-4.. Either they are bi, gay, and pansexual.. And I'm like yep..

    • @nuezalmendra5412
      @nuezalmendra5412 3 года назад +12

      @@dalkay thats the whole math faculty

    • @HardlyNormal12
      @HardlyNormal12 3 года назад +1

      I had a rugby playing, Cornish lesbian math teacher.

  • @mikeynightshade29
    @mikeynightshade29 3 года назад +6

    4:22 Pete's wheezing in the background had me dying

  • @borborygmus3349
    @borborygmus3349 3 года назад +80

    Katya’s reaction to “Leslie Jordan? Rest in peace” will forever missile launch me into the grave

    • @crusmonster1397
      @crusmonster1397 3 года назад +3

      MISSLE LAUNCH ME TO THE GRAVE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I am stealing that ✨respectfully✨

  • @ceeceetv1053
    @ceeceetv1053 3 года назад +71

    "AUTHORITY FIGURE ISSUES" I had to pause it to laugh omg

  • @iblameasher
    @iblameasher 10 месяцев назад +1

    Girl everytime I’m having a constipation I would go through every vids and sit on the toilet and laugh arse off watching you two I felt so relieved thank you, I love y’all so much ❤️❤️❤️

  • @crusmonster1397
    @crusmonster1397 3 года назад +578

    I love how they had to put “Substitute” over Katya when she said “sub” 😭😭😭

    • @taberevans7398
      @taberevans7398 2 года назад +1

      how did I not catch that until now holy shit

    • @rochelle178
      @rochelle178 2 года назад +1

      I don't get it!

    • @viridianfire6886
      @viridianfire6886 2 года назад +23

      @@rochelle178 they did this to clarify that katya meant substitute instead of submissive, which many also shorten to 'sub'.

  • @KarisGorst
    @KarisGorst 3 года назад +637

    trixie: if we're talking about dead people…leslie jordan
    me: NOT THIS

    • @theJonathanSJ
      @theJonathanSJ 3 года назад +7

      lol. not this AGAIN XD

    • @KarisGorst
      @KarisGorst 3 года назад +6

      @@theJonathanSJ truly - i really went ‘FFS NOT AGAIN’ 😅

    • @neonparadis3
      @neonparadis3 3 года назад +8

      Katya falling for it AGAIN for a split second

    • @heathenised
      @heathenised 2 года назад +5

      @@neonparadis3 she won't be falling for it anymore :(

  • @htmlmason
    @htmlmason 2 года назад +16

    9:37 isn't a joke anymore 😭😭

  • @shaynabarkan3940
    @shaynabarkan3940 3 года назад +65

    I’m so glad that trixie remembered her music teacher, and said that she had an impact on her life. That’s why I want to major in music education in college. That and it’s the most stable music job. My mom is a music teacher and she has former students email her all the time saying that they have very fond memories of being in her class

  • @HeartOfClod
    @HeartOfClod 3 года назад +80

    "It's the wig snapping sis for me"
    If this isn't peak gay, I don't know what is

    • @aristogatos1o1
      @aristogatos1o1 3 года назад +7

      *peak overeager ally liberal woman

  • @violeta4460
    @violeta4460 3 года назад +2

    Everything about Katya starting at 8:35 is specially amazingly talented. My gawwd!!

  • @lahhhhhren
    @lahhhhhren 3 года назад +14

    The Clue opening Katya did was flawless. We love Eileen.