I Tried Pretending I was NEW to Tarkov..

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @LeuvahkTrigger
    @LeuvahkTrigger Год назад +269

    That stiletto animation was cursed but I couldnt stop laughing. Holy crap. Thanks for that!

    • @xDaBigBadWolfx
      @xDaBigBadWolfx Год назад +2

      For real that was incredible, nearly spit out my soda. xD

    • @benatkins2215
      @benatkins2215 Год назад

      Yeah that was great 👍

    • @DNH17
      @DNH17 Год назад

      Yeah the problem is that indeed the alpha\beta testing "game" is seriously carrying crazy sound issues. What is that step sound all the time, it's over exaggerated. Not mentioning the impossibility to understand what is down up near, same level.. it's just a mess.

    • @venil21
      @venil21 Год назад

      so damn true

    • @DKMathiasen
      @DKMathiasen 3 месяца назад

      Maybe but its true

  • @gailthegemini
    @gailthegemini Год назад +178

    that poem at the end was pure art.
    I enjoy both of your channel. Thanks for the good content as always

    • @Alx56
      @Alx56 Год назад +1

      agree, the poem was Amazing

  • @carllson6054
    @carllson6054 Год назад +182

    "playing like beginner" kills rouges

    • @IINC0RRECT
      @IINC0RRECT Год назад +18

      Might not believe me but I killed tagilla as a scav level 7, didn't know who he was just knew someone was trying to kill me with a sledge hammer so I panicked and unloaded the contents of my shotgun into his knees on the stairwell leading to window, lost a ton of karma but never felt so alive

    • @igornikitovitchnosorog874
      @igornikitovitchnosorog874 Год назад +7

      rogues

    • @FriendofDead
      @FriendofDead Год назад +1

      Killed 3 rogues... as a scav

    • @StayFractalesque
      @StayFractalesque Год назад +4

      rouges is what your old lady puts on her pale flesh when she goes out for girl's night.. rogues are what destroy you in the video game you play waiting up for her to come home..

    • @igornikitovitchnosorog874
      @igornikitovitchnosorog874 Год назад +1

      @@StayFractalesque that means red in french so yeah, or also commies which I don't think rogues are

  • @slickrick4938
    @slickrick4938 Год назад +21

    Hey man i’m really happy to see you upload, i know just one comment can hardly seem significant but you really have a gift for making content, thanks for sticking with it, this fan really really appreciates it

  • @HEKTHEWORLD
    @HEKTHEWORLD Год назад +45

    I think this video is a perfect example that the "min/max" everything and "exploits" makes playing games not fun. dope that you are having fun again

    • @Gizdalord
      @Gizdalord Год назад +4

      "min max the fun out of a game" as the saying goes

    • @TwoWayOrbitalStation
      @TwoWayOrbitalStation Год назад +3

      The problem comes when for people like me, min-maxing IS the fun... But at the same time, min-maxing does ruin the fun.... but if I'm purposely not min maxing my games, then I feel like I'm not having fun..... its a horrible cycle.

    • @StayFractalesque
      @StayFractalesque Год назад +1

      it's all mindset.. I find the folks obsessed with min/max meta builds, are desperate for an edge, for whatever reason.. in a game like Tarkov, they should be doing AIM drills and practicing their map knowledge, not sweating 0.01ms differences in TTK...

    • @Gizdalord
      @Gizdalord Год назад

      @@TwoWayOrbitalStation But then it is only a way of looking at it, and if you work on yourself you can fix this perspective issue very easily!

    • @TwoWayOrbitalStation
      @TwoWayOrbitalStation Год назад

      @@Gizdalord The problem comes from having no time to play games much anymore. If I'm not min-maxing all games i play and going as fast as possible, I am wasting time. I hate thinking like this, i want to go back to the old days of spending hours exploring and figuring things out lmao.. damnnn

  • @AnthyUwU
    @AnthyUwU Год назад +4

    not gonna lie, the poetry skills at the end were the best part of the video for me

  • @AllTheCoolNamesWereTaken
    @AllTheCoolNamesWereTaken Год назад +4

    I got into tarkov very recently. This game pushes me to the extremes. I am pretty much learning solo, i am confident on customs, factory and mildly confident on woods. But whereas in other games I do well with PvP. Tarkov is a beast I can't yet tame. Every death for me has become a learning experience.

    • @rw0dyxer012
      @rw0dyxer012 Год назад

      What is the goal of the game and what exactly do you do? Watching the video it looks PvPvE and its interesting you somewhat cant tell what is a player and what is an NPC unless they speak. I want to get into it but people tell me the game is too extreme that its for a niche community and not fun.

  • @MachinegunSK8
    @MachinegunSK8 Год назад +2

    I’ve been playing tarkov for 7 years as well, and i’ve been watching your videos on tarkov since you started making them and your videos have always given me the push to keep going even when tarkov would beat me, ive been very bored of the game for about a year now i barely play anymore, but still tarkov is in the back of my mind, and i’ve been thinking about doing what this video is about for a while, and maybe after this video i’ll get back on and try to find my love for this game again, thank you fairtx for showing why i love this game time and time again

  • @joepapa71
    @joepapa71 Год назад +2

    That "I've never seen this before oah" when you hit the barb wire coming down the stairs on building 1 was pretty funny.

  • @dbcooperfpv9883
    @dbcooperfpv9883 Год назад +17

    This is brilliant - commentary and satire at the highest and most elegent level...the stilleto sequence had me in tears but the poem and ending?!?! FairTX is back, at his most brilliant - love to see it, hope you are well.

  • @qcumber007
    @qcumber007 Год назад +5

    So far you are one of a kind. I just love your content. The Sin City style is phenomenal. Please don't ever stop

  • @Potato-nt5if
    @Potato-nt5if Год назад +16

    Another amazingly edited video with great story telling. Thanks Fair!

  • @DasHurzify
    @DasHurzify Год назад +3

    What recently really helped me appreciate a game again was getting a beginner into it and showing him around

  • @labyrinth3867
    @labyrinth3867 Год назад +3

    dude, this is sooo fun to watch and so on point. this is deep. i love it. ahhh, the old days... i can remember all the feelings. your mental approche to the game in general is one everybody could benefit from. its so warm, true and inspiring. art. your are an island in a toxic sea

    • @fairTX
      @fairTX  Год назад +1

      Appreciate the kind words dude!

  • @smokeymoe842
    @smokeymoe842 Год назад +3

    You've done a great service for this game. The beginner game play as well as early wipe have always been the charm for me.

  • @Dedicated0
    @Dedicated0 Год назад +2

    LOOOOL that ending cracked me up nicely. Well done, man!

  • @kaibarron4181
    @kaibarron4181 Год назад +5

    I love your stuff, makes me happy every time i see you upload

  • @marcimuerte1
    @marcimuerte1 Год назад +2

    last scene was epic bro! Keep it up

  • @Mikeyfromtheblock1
    @Mikeyfromtheblock1 Год назад +1

    the inspirational music at the end always gets me

  • @drakenskag
    @drakenskag Год назад +3

    "Remember to grab your tactical stilettos from the armory, Private. No, not the knives! The BOOTS, BOOT!"

  • @hansmost
    @hansmost Год назад +2

    that was awesome, thank you for returning to Tarkov

  • @safonso1296
    @safonso1296 Год назад +1

    That last scene...damn!

  • @lt.danbearparticipates2430
    @lt.danbearparticipates2430 Год назад +2

    Great video man. Hope you enjoyed getting back to tarkov. The combat stiletto cracked me up.

  • @aelvegard
    @aelvegard Год назад +2

    ending was truly poetic!

  • @Secarious
    @Secarious Год назад +1

    When me and my buds joined this game for the first time, were full into it, committed ourselves and really tried to come out of raids with stuff and stock up our stashes.
    But after that first wipe I never had that need to do it all again. I had gotten as far as I could on that first wipe and so it felt pointless to me to do it again. And so I found that playing the game like the gear you had had no worth actually revived its enjoyment. Just walking in and seeing what you can do, not worrying about living, just playing casually was more fun then sweating about losing what you had.
    Of course though, that kinda outlook requires friends to enjoy playing the game like that with.

  • @joaomiguelxs
    @joaomiguelxs Год назад +2

    max respect, fair. one of a kind! wish you the bestie in all ur endeavors :)

  • @light819
    @light819 Год назад +1

    Man that animated prapor is so good BSG should pay you for it

  • @TheVerK
    @TheVerK Год назад +7

    Great vid tx! Loved it all, thanks for the quality content and superb editing as always. ❤

  • @jkoziel
    @jkoziel Год назад +2

    Great video! The poem was the kicker, and the editing was great. Keep up the good work, both here and with Frank the Flank.

  • @resort.janitor
    @resort.janitor Год назад +1

    I like the thumb art. Reminds me of old spawn comics for some reason

  • @SHINYREDBULLETS
    @SHINYREDBULLETS Год назад +8

    Your skill with narrative is matched only by your glorious editing! Loved this. Also: I'll never NOT hear stilettos playing this.... damn dude you broke my brain with that hahahaha :D

    • @TheNinjaPoodle
      @TheNinjaPoodle Год назад

      Narrative skill? Its almost like a fever dream how unfocused this narrative is. He does not explain how he's gonna play like a beginner. He just says he is then doesn't do so, just talks like he kind of is. Clickbait lookin aah

    • @SHINYREDBULLETS
      @SHINYREDBULLETS Год назад

      @@TheNinjaPoodle that's cool, nobody is expecting you to understand everything in the world!

    • @TheNinjaPoodle
      @TheNinjaPoodle Год назад

      @@SHINYREDBULLETS There is literally no narrative. You could really benefit from someone sitting next to you explaining things, you sound like you need it. Maybe start by googling what a narrative is!

  • @ragnarrskulkrew6232
    @ragnarrskulkrew6232 Год назад +1

    Great vid man!!

  • @Beatsl3oy
    @Beatsl3oy Год назад +1

    Thanks for the video Dimitri!

  • @tsarbombahoney2764
    @tsarbombahoney2764 Год назад +1

    absolute banger editing and music selection once again bravo

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 Год назад +1

    Combat stilettos is a visual I'll never be able to unsee. Thank you for that.

  • @demonreaper5207
    @demonreaper5207 Год назад +2

    Always great content from fairTX. Keep doing your thing brotha 🤙

  • @tinchi
    @tinchi Год назад +2

    Great video, as always!

  • @retiredman
    @retiredman Год назад +2

    That was super fun to watch really enjoyed it. Thanks so much awesome video 😀

  • @dmitryharris5781
    @dmitryharris5781 Год назад

    Brilliant as always! I enjoy your content so much, I'm so happy you've not given up on Tarkov.

  • @2arrowknives
    @2arrowknives Год назад +1

    BEAUTIFULLY DONE!

  • @tdegraaf1990
    @tdegraaf1990 Год назад +1

    Very cool stuff as always!

  • @galiciaplayers
    @galiciaplayers Год назад +2

    Yo man, after that last factory raid you can now begin your villain arc. You are totally justified.

  • @DuyLeNguyen
    @DuyLeNguyen Год назад +2

    Nice ending 😅Nobody ever expects the campers!

  • @waltherlabradoretriever729
    @waltherlabradoretriever729 8 месяцев назад

    The poem, and the ending that was pure art, man, you killed it!

    • @fairTX
      @fairTX  8 месяцев назад

      Thank you so much!

  • @schnaufeltier9158
    @schnaufeltier9158 Год назад +1

    lovely video once again my man

  • @wardog_e
    @wardog_e Год назад +1

    your the best bro!!

  • @thomascostes2792
    @thomascostes2792 Год назад

    Man that ending !!
    Good video, keep it up!

  • @asasinu4g
    @asasinu4g Год назад +2

    Great content!!! What is the song at the end called?

  • @vulcanist
    @vulcanist Год назад +1

    I 100% love your take on just enjoying the game again despite all the major issues. However I also believe in keeping the devs accountable for their shortcomings. Especially with the complacency until recently. Hope more folks take your stance regardless

  • @russhogan6967
    @russhogan6967 Год назад

    Brother! You aced it with this one !!! Truly awesome video !!!

  • @colemix1852
    @colemix1852 Год назад

    That narration at the end killed me. Great vid fair.

  • @Amourlicious
    @Amourlicious Год назад

    The animations, and jokes, land so well. Damn, have a like, subscription, and a ding-dong on the bell icon, you legend.

  • @middleclassthrash
    @middleclassthrash Год назад +1

    All it took for me was to hardcore snowball starting with nothing, not so much as a knife. Imagine the stress you feel when you're running low on meds and can't post-raid heal, or buy anything from any trader! 2x2 secure container with 4 keyrings, but you can't put more keys in there until you get to the hideout.

  • @dawntwitch
    @dawntwitch Год назад

    love your new pfp and profile banner for the channel man, always love watching your videos

  • @docdominus
    @docdominus Год назад +1

    Welcome back champ. Hope you can find the light again.

  • @bbraveryable
    @bbraveryable Год назад +1

    Had to click for that baller thumbnail, smashed it mate

  • @haroldb9154
    @haroldb9154 Год назад +2

    quality content! well done sir

  • @TI77e
    @TI77e Год назад

    I want to step into Interchange again for the first time. That was one the best moments in my whole gaming life. First nightraid with friends not knowing the map having a 4vs4 teamfight in Oli. I fell in love with that game.

  • @ugandanknuckles3900
    @ugandanknuckles3900 Год назад +1

    Only a truly inexperienced Tarkov player would of drank the moonshine bottle. Like I did.
    Even knowing it was a rare item to find, I wasn't privy to the market system at the time. All I knew was tech loot lol

  • @jameslawrence9125
    @jameslawrence9125 Год назад

    These videos are genuinely beautiful man!

  • @Bizon93TMac1
    @Bizon93TMac1 Год назад

    so happy you're back!

  • @larspossum9201
    @larspossum9201 Год назад +1

    Hope you made this cause you WANTED to, man

  • @exitmygamekid3007
    @exitmygamekid3007 Год назад

    Ive done 3000k hrs of raids and never seen the kitted m4 spawn in the truck at usec on woods..

  • @paulpietschinski3282
    @paulpietschinski3282 Год назад +1

    I don't play 8 hours a day. Die a fair bit some days. Once I open the flea and have access to most things I lose a little interest. It is still the only game that gives me that rush of dopamine and scares me shitless most times. I really do love it. Every wipe I just try to do more tasks and higher level than the previous wipe. This wipe my goal is to play solo the entire wipe see how it goes

  • @coone3008
    @coone3008 Год назад +2

    I'm so glad to see more EFT content from you. I know the passion has been dwindling for this particular game but we love the work you put in and your passion shows. Eager for more!

  • @petercraigg1
    @petercraigg1 Год назад +1

    I didn't know that oscope was worth so much and I passed it up on 3 separate occasions.

  • @missy_3062
    @missy_3062 Год назад

    “You’re probably wondering why I didn’t extract at southern road”
    Me: “no I wasn’t, because FairTx is the honey badger.”

  • @NotSoBrown
    @NotSoBrown Год назад +1

    PLEASE fair, do what you enjoy tarkov is not a requirement. That ending tho

  • @Alvin33544
    @Alvin33544 Год назад

    top tier tarkov content, very good editing, great poem

  • @edking5125
    @edking5125 Год назад

    EPIC ending.. love the poem to music

  • @Ytchannel867
    @Ytchannel867 Год назад +1

    That guy definitely Canadian ya bud!

  • @defrax5999
    @defrax5999 Год назад

    I missed your Tarkov videos so much mate!

  • @marcometra10
    @marcometra10 Год назад +1

    "Playing like an absolute beginner" proceeds to take out the whole rogue base

  • @DobromirManchev
    @DobromirManchev Год назад

    That guy was so happy with his wire, it made me smile.

  • @Maurauder777
    @Maurauder777 Год назад

    Haven't finished the video 1st time around, but it was fun to watch... GG my friend

  • @dimitrismast6081
    @dimitrismast6081 Год назад

    so damn good keep it up ... the ending was from another world !

  • @CallsignArchangel
    @CallsignArchangel Год назад +1

    that ratting at the end though. lmao

  • @bodaciouschad
    @bodaciouschad Год назад

    Whered that stealth knife kill come from- tarkov doesn't have takedown animations for melee weapons

  • @cornelius99
    @cornelius99 Год назад

    Great video man ❤ and that poem, work of art

  • @1bobharvey
    @1bobharvey Год назад

    I about punched screen at the end of the last factory raid when the 2 guys are just holding the stairs after all that 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ but so is the factory life.

  • @Cat_vader_
    @Cat_vader_ Год назад

    Amazing video as always! I hope you enjoy what you're doing too

  • @ZachAlaska907
    @ZachAlaska907 Год назад +1

    the end of that video would have made me alt f4 so hard lmfao

  • @Hawkinsowo
    @Hawkinsowo Год назад +1

    xD at the end

  • @lando3724
    @lando3724 Год назад

    The legend is back baby

  • @er_doublegg6454
    @er_doublegg6454 Год назад +1

    nice video man

  • @benny3188
    @benny3188 Год назад

    The end! Goosebumps!

  • @GLL-Ratnik
    @GLL-Ratnik Год назад +1

    very good as usual thank you for this vid made me laugh in a difficult moment....

  • @raffneq7944
    @raffneq7944 Год назад +1

    "im gonna play eft as a noob..now lets jump to lighthouse farm some rouges"

  • @jopes4855
    @jopes4855 Год назад +1

    That was soooo good, missed these! Great job!

  • @probablyHavokk
    @probablyHavokk Год назад +1

    what's the ending music from? shazam isn't picking up anything

  • @RedBloodSandman999
    @RedBloodSandman999 Год назад

    When the rhymes began I knew it would and up him dying 😂

  • @mrbohnke
    @mrbohnke Год назад

    MAN, what a blast 👏🏽

  • @danut05
    @danut05 Год назад

    Welcome back

  • @zeitox
    @zeitox Год назад

    Good stuff as always

  • @tharealBDOGG
    @tharealBDOGG Год назад

    mate that ending lol gawd i wanna play tarkov now.

  • @andreyy6758
    @andreyy6758 Год назад

    You've had my curiosity, now you've got my attention.

  • @russhogan6967
    @russhogan6967 Год назад

    This is just f-ing pure gold !!!

  • @lordwarblade
    @lordwarblade Год назад +1

    Hope your doing good FairTX :>

  • @cherrypoptart2001
    @cherrypoptart2001 Год назад

    15:07, im new to tarkov but whats wrong with this scope ? is the magnification overkill or is the optic bad ?

  • @GrumpyReaper2525
    @GrumpyReaper2525 Год назад

    A new Tarkov vid from you. Chewie, we're home!