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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024

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  • @PINACI
    @PINACI 3 года назад +475

    All Asian men have smaller sticks, didn't you know !!

    • @fasthracing
      @fasthracing 3 года назад +12

      Seemingly they can't talk either

    • @Roo986
      @Roo986 3 года назад +42

      Done a survey have you? 🤣

    • @AuditingRotherham
      @AuditingRotherham 3 года назад +10

      Haha well said pinaci

    • @geodun
      @geodun 3 года назад +10

      I think the knob on the end of the swagger stick is so their hand does not slip off, not sure where they got that idea from :)

    • @maximasromulus6316
      @maximasromulus6316 3 года назад +6

      @@geodun Superbly clever!

  • @martj1313
    @martj1313 3 года назад +111

    100,000 lorry drivers short and the dvsa are still doing their best to make more drivers quit.

    • @markyboy531
      @markyboy531 3 года назад +4

      yes get the army to do something really useful and drive the tankers.

    • @awakeandwatching953
      @awakeandwatching953 3 года назад +6

      @@markyboy531 so we can get used to seeing the army on the streets.. all be design

    • @wokeupandsmellthecoffee214
      @wokeupandsmellthecoffee214 3 года назад +1

      You couldn’t make it up with this Govt and it’s pathetic DVSA

    • @soundgesture
      @soundgesture 3 года назад +5

      Screw truck driving, I gave it up 10 years ago

    • @martj1313
      @martj1313 3 года назад +2

      @@soundgesture Same for me, i the bullshit became too much.

  • @050sniper
    @050sniper 3 года назад +90

    the way he laughed when AB mentioned why is your stick smaller he knew why his stick was smaller

    • @colinstace1758
      @colinstace1758 3 года назад +3

      Because he's Asian ? 🤣👍🇦🇺

    • @bartconnolly6104
      @bartconnolly6104 3 года назад +1

      You cant be trespassing if you atent warned about it first.

    • @xoobl
      @xoobl 3 года назад

      @@colinstace1758 yikes.

    • @onegog6356
      @onegog6356 3 года назад +2

      because he is Chinese😇😁😄😄

    • @kapgurung7513
      @kapgurung7513 3 года назад +1

      @@onegog6356 same as you are russian 🤣🤣

  • @SlapnastyMcTavish
    @SlapnastyMcTavish 3 года назад +385

    It is a "pace stick", it splits down the middle to form a triangle and is used by drill instructors to measure certain lengths of pace when marching, thirty inch, 27 inch etc... The smaller one carried by the lance corporal is a swagger stick used to prevent other ranks from putting their hands in their pockets as their hands would be busy holding said stick. Lance corporal has a swagger stick, sergeant who is the higher rank carries a pace stick.

    • @RichardHowells1234
      @RichardHowells1234 3 года назад +14

      Interesting...

    • @theworldiswatching4573
      @theworldiswatching4573 3 года назад +10

      Nice 1. Did you notice the slashed peak !!

    • @chuckb624
      @chuckb624 3 года назад +4

      Thats the sausage.

    • @romeisfallingagain
      @romeisfallingagain 3 года назад +15

      thanks for the information. i wondered if it was some kind of james bond style folding firearm disguised as a walking stick

    • @all4games825
      @all4games825 3 года назад +17

      You forgot to add they are regimental police the Sargent majors puppets there job is to be cunts tell troops to get off the grass ect most hated men in the camp

  • @Lonely_Goat
    @Lonely_Goat 3 года назад +153

    "Get him a bigger stick, he is a bully"
    Probably not far from the truth that.

    • @noongourfain
      @noongourfain 3 года назад +2

      They are actually called "Bully Sticks", I think?

    • @noongourfain
      @noongourfain 3 года назад

      I looked it up. Bully sticks are a kind of dog treat. But I think that there may be a different definition.....regarding those sticks they had there...

    • @dylanstevenson5737
      @dylanstevenson5737 3 года назад +1

      @@noongourfain it’s a pace stick we’re you not listening it’s part of the blokes uniform.

    • @hazyblue69
      @hazyblue69 3 года назад

      @@noongourfain You're close, they're called Billy Clubs or Billy Sticks. But this one is actually a Pace Stick though.

    • @VadoVoodoo
      @VadoVoodoo 3 года назад +1

      @@dylanstevenson5737 Yep, they are used for measuring paces so parades (Which a drill instructor teaches..) can be exactly marked out according to troop's length of stride/height etc. It's a science really.

  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +236

    I still haven’t recovered my phone yet , this video was in my iCloud recorded before Powerless

    • @olliejordan9879
      @olliejordan9879 3 года назад +18

      Can’t believe they still haven’t given you your stuff back 🤣 crazy

    • @frankkrank3970
      @frankkrank3970 3 года назад +9

      10/10 AB - I again spat my tea all over my laptop

    • @movo2060
      @movo2060 3 года назад +9

      They want to beat AB with Sticks 🤔

    • @rolandwilkersonbca1581
      @rolandwilkersonbca1581 3 года назад +6

      They they say how long there going to keep it for ?? Plus put another claim in and this time for loss of earnings ! ✊🏽

    • @mr.spinoza
      @mr.spinoza 3 года назад +49

      @@PhoenixTubez you're a total muppet. He's just exercising his rights but you'd love to lick this sergeant's boots wouldn't you?

  • @malced1
    @malced1 3 года назад +17

    I was in the RAF and the drill Sgt had a similar pace stick. I had to polish the brass on it. I was only 16. Now I’m older and wiser I’d wrap it around the cranium of my former Sgt if he tried bullying me like he did way back when. And believe me it was extreme bullying.

    • @David-p5q2o
      @David-p5q2o 4 месяца назад

      Why didnt you do it then bullshitter?

  • @timothyfitz1010
    @timothyfitz1010 3 года назад +184

    "Why does he have a smaller stick?" That joke practically writes itself! 🤣

    • @stellawyatt1171
      @stellawyatt1171 3 года назад +2

      It's a swagger Stick

    • @pagethreemodel
      @pagethreemodel 3 года назад +6

      I hate that this made me laugh 😂😂

    • @timothyfitz1010
      @timothyfitz1010 3 года назад +1

      @@pagethreemodel 🤣

    • @timothyfitz1010
      @timothyfitz1010 3 года назад +1

      @@stellawyatt1171 looks like someone has a tiny swagger.

    • @stellawyatt1171
      @stellawyatt1171 3 года назад +2

      @@timothyfitz1010 Its a symbol of rank, you clowns wouldn't understand.

  • @TheTREV69
    @TheTREV69 3 года назад +27

    This is a Vosa site to pull up Lorry Drivers, it's Crown property not private, they're checking for over weight and tacho card infringements, that's why most Lorry drivers gave up this jobs, it's to much hassle.

    • @manipb4440
      @manipb4440 3 года назад +2

      Might be Crown property but the street isn't

    • @alanroberts6439
      @alanroberts6439 3 года назад +1

      Exactly , treated like crap from the boss, public and bloody Vosa now called something like dossers .

    • @soundgesture
      @soundgesture 3 года назад +2

      Gave up my class II years ago, shit job, shit pay and stress all day

    • @kmt6985
      @kmt6985 3 года назад +1

      @irigouis88 you should try doing it, sleeping in a cab all week for shit wages and treated like dirt by car drivers

    • @jameswilson8820
      @jameswilson8820 3 года назад +1

      @@soundgesture How very true 35 years driving hgv

  • @alisonb4898
    @alisonb4898 3 года назад +44

    I bet he goes inside and starts shouting at anything that moves 🤣

  • @GamerUK
    @GamerUK 3 года назад +64

    “Why has he got a smaller stick?” Try not to hear that wrong 😂

  • @MrChaosTheory09
    @MrChaosTheory09 3 года назад +58

    I love how they always forget half the things they say to you....
    "I'm just asking" and the rest kiddo....

  • @Nappers-um8fk
    @Nappers-um8fk 3 года назад +18

    "I'm the boss out here!" Oh he quite appreciated that one! His voice sounds like he's used to yelling at people 24/7.

  • @zeropointconsciousness
    @zeropointconsciousness 3 года назад +235

    Big Up the Gurkhas 🇳🇵 🇬🇧

    • @thatbigguyyoyo8275
      @thatbigguyyoyo8275 3 года назад +3

      honestly 🔥

    • @fazem137
      @fazem137 3 года назад +24

      I’ve served with Gurkhas over the years and they are honestly top men and great soldiers

    • @hudson7354
      @hudson7354 2 года назад +7

      @@fazem137 there a bit silly taking money to leave there own country to creep here

    • @millitaryofficial913
      @millitaryofficial913 2 года назад +1

      @@hudson7354 shut the fuck up, gurkas fight for your freedom

    • @ALIALI-dh8jl
      @ALIALI-dh8jl 2 года назад

      @@millitaryofficial913 you talk shit 😂

  • @cmb2934
    @cmb2934 3 года назад +9

    I love seeing a new AB RUclips clip...AB not only knows his rights but has genuine comedy timing that makes these really entertaining.

  • @jeffreymiller5462
    @jeffreymiller5462 3 года назад +267

    He conceded that he has no authority on that sidewalk, yet 99% of the population would have complied with his orders.
    It should be a crime for people in positions of authority to give unlawful demands.

    • @jamescullen2448
      @jamescullen2448 3 года назад +3

      His questions 🤫

    • @WhiteUnicorn82
      @WhiteUnicorn82 3 года назад +2

      @@ubiquitousdiabolus With it for, but seems like not such considering pretty good.

    • @nathankirby4612
      @nathankirby4612 3 года назад

      @@ubiquitousdiabolus hats also carpet on this rain sometimes

    • @donchamers6916
      @donchamers6916 3 года назад +12

      Perhaps 99% of the population would know that under the official secrets act it is actually illegal to film a military base even from a public place, unless there is a special event like an airshow on and the public are invited. I love AB but when he films military installations he is in the wrong.

    • @JRDN1
      @JRDN1 3 года назад +1

      99% of the pop would of complied. Then again 99% of the pop wouldn’t be doing what AB is doing right now lol. No hate just being honest

  • @tomstickland
    @tomstickland 3 года назад +10

    It's amusing how quickly they walk away and AB keeps up with them.

  • @PA28Ace
    @PA28Ace 3 года назад +23

    I thought I was watching 'It ain't half hot mum' for a moment

    • @tormid100
      @tormid100 3 года назад

      That made me laugh. Thanks.

  • @philandsans
    @philandsans 3 года назад +23

    As ex military I will explain his stick to you. It's called a pace stick and it opens up just like the blade of scissors. When he is drilling soldiers, teaching them to March etc the pace stick when open shows how big the steps should be that the soldiers take when marching. I hope that helps. Cheers .

    • @philandsans
      @philandsans 2 года назад +1

      @thefierceurgency ofmartin errrm, no.

    • @philandsans
      @philandsans 2 года назад +1

      @thefierceurgency ofmartin No, anyone trying that would be up on an assault charge. I'm ex military, it doesn't happen.

  • @GHOST5663
    @GHOST5663 3 года назад +92

    Hey, Its RAF Abingdon. I was there for 3 years, 1985-88 and stood guard on that gate many times. Hi to all my ex colleagues at the supply squadron. AB met the Discip crew. Slashed peaks and pace sticks. I wonder if the old SWO is still alive? Thanks for turning over the bin in my old room, Mr Duffy.

    • @hughjorgan1662
      @hughjorgan1662 3 года назад +14

      Respect Bro
      Respect to the Armed Forces
      Pity the Government forget about all the
      Ex Veterans
      Who kept they're Little Corrupt Ass's Safe
      & Still Do
      My Friends help
      Ex Veterans
      who are Sleeping on our Streets
      get a Job
      & a House/ Flat
      Retrain them at what they do Best
      Some of the Army Barracks in Edinburgh
      Let them use their Barracks
      This is how it should be instead of these Pen Pushers from Westminster
      💩 all over Ex Veterans
      👍✌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @kernow22
      @kernow22 3 года назад +12

      Discip crew or brain dead wankers as most called them.

    • @MrSuperG
      @MrSuperG 3 года назад +2

      @@hughjorgan1662 only that freedom is been so easygoing to give up

    • @Renegade1127
      @Renegade1127 3 года назад +3

      @@topcat1358 RLC = Royal Logistics Corps.
      Formerly (when I was in it) The Royal Corps of Transport.

    • @Renegade1127
      @Renegade1127 3 года назад +2

      @@topcat1358 Never m8.
      Maybe it was an RAF base in the past.
      Hey Ghost5663, don't know what the RAF call those caps, but Army call them 'twat hats'.

  • @curtisj2165
    @curtisj2165 3 года назад +40

    The look on the Lance Corporal's face when you told the Sergeant that he has no authority over you outside the barracks was priceless

    • @danielgardecki1046
      @danielgardecki1046 2 года назад +3

      You could see the cogs turning in his brain thinking "Really?"

  • @Jack-cd5dj
    @Jack-cd5dj 3 года назад +128

    The DVSA trying to get you to move? Haha he has as much power as the milkman!😂

    • @Danny_kay
      @Danny_kay 3 года назад +3

      😂😂

    • @PirateCommander
      @PirateCommander 2 года назад +2

      Yeah, not only that, he has one of the most loathed jobs going which can bring you face to face with your loathers daily ... He'll probably understand expletives in over 20 languages and I don't mean the J word either.
      There is a need for it being done, but no need for doing it with such a stinking attitude toward the public at all.

  • @MaxPowers
    @MaxPowers 3 года назад +1

    The young Asian lad is a Gurkha. Top respect to them, fearless soldiers who will defend the UK to the death.

  • @MarriedToTheKGB
    @MarriedToTheKGB 3 года назад +38

    Watching with enjoyment in Russia and getting inspiration and courage to do the first ever Russian police audit if my wife will let me out

    • @sicksquid3258
      @sicksquid3258 3 года назад +5

      Watch out for the 'Blyats'!

    • @MarriedToTheKGB
      @MarriedToTheKGB 3 года назад +3

      @@sicksquid3258 and the suka blyats!

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +16

      If I ask my wife she always says no so I have to sneak out 😂

    • @lucytupper69
      @lucytupper69 3 года назад +5

      Be careful!

    • @nintendokings
      @nintendokings 3 года назад +14

      Lol audit in Russia. Putin’s regime would make you disappear in Siberia

  • @walsingham-xxiii
    @walsingham-xxiii 3 года назад +134

    Sonny Jim thinks we are all in his army.

    • @G-ra-ha-m
      @G-ra-ha-m 3 года назад +8

      We pay their wages: so we are the boss.

    • @ameliagfawkes512
      @ameliagfawkes512 3 года назад +14

      Having an older brother who was in the RAF and became an Officer, I can attest that this is true. I also worked for an ex army Major and he, too, thought, we were all in his army.

    • @frankib8620
      @frankib8620 3 года назад +8

      @@PedroGonzalez11111 did not look very british lets be honest. you think you would find a european in the chinese army.

    • @Gvjknygtbununu
      @Gvjknygtbununu 3 года назад +11

      @@frankib8620 he was Nepalese you nob rot

    • @MrSuperG
      @MrSuperG 3 года назад +3

      In my army you can smoke weed

  • @karamathrabbani1236
    @karamathrabbani1236 3 года назад +52

    One thing I am impressed about AB is he never waits for police or security instead he goes directly to them and challenge 😂😂.

    • @davidrollo3260
      @davidrollo3260 3 года назад +1

      Your comment doesn’t make sense

    • @karamathrabbani1236
      @karamathrabbani1236 3 года назад

      @@davidrollo3260 Keep on reading mate, maybe it will make sense for you 😂.

    • @brettgarvey
      @brettgarvey 3 года назад +2

      ...and challenges them?

    • @karamathrabbani1236
      @karamathrabbani1236 3 года назад +1

      @@brettgarveyacknowledges them that people can record from public places, if you are a true follower of AB you’d know.

    • @mastodonseven
      @mastodonseven 2 года назад +1

      @@terrystevens5261 better than licking boots

  • @rolandwilkersonbca1581
    @rolandwilkersonbca1581 3 года назад +18

    Yes AB ! Nice to see ya back bro !

  • @ArthurDentsTowel
    @ArthurDentsTowel 3 года назад +84

    *Small stick man* looked incredibly disappointed that, on this occasion, his little piece of paper and pen went unused. 🤣🔥

  • @TheBrawlBox
    @TheBrawlBox 3 года назад +21

    He's wearing a flying saucer on his head. I believe they're called swagger sticks .

    • @karenbaker7168
      @karenbaker7168 3 года назад +4

      The smaller stick is like what Sgt. Major Shutup had on It Ain’t Alf hot mum

    • @devoncornwallrecovery895
      @devoncornwallrecovery895 3 года назад +1

      Pace stick and they fkin hurt trust me

    • @ilikeapplepie7658
      @ilikeapplepie7658 3 года назад +1

      Good to see another BS fan in here 👏👍

  • @rongt859
    @rongt859 3 года назад +10

    I love how AB turns the Questions on them before they can get even started

  • @delskioffskinov
    @delskioffskinov 3 года назад +27

    I have spent all day watching your videos and can i just say thank you for giving me an interesting day! 8 hours now!!!

    • @DG-EditsYT
      @DG-EditsYT 3 года назад +2

      @@tomwatson8268 Yet you are here? 🤪🤪

    • @DG-EditsYT
      @DG-EditsYT 3 года назад +1

      @@tomwatson8268 You.must be watching other similar vids to recommended it 😂🤪

    • @delskioffskinov
      @delskioffskinov 3 года назад +3

      @@tomwatson8268 I have a lung disease which keeps me housebound.

    • @delskioffskinov
      @delskioffskinov 3 года назад +2

      @@tomwatson8268 I happen to like what AB does! and if AB wants to excercise his right to film anything he wants then i'm happy to watch it! Maybe YOU should go watch something you like and leave others to watch what they like! this is a free country remember!

    • @delskioffskinov
      @delskioffskinov 3 года назад +2

      @@tomwatson8268 Good Lad!

  • @brianbonner7128
    @brianbonner7128 3 года назад +9

    Well done AB, nice to see that you work alone. Keep on being polite and keeping them in order. Top man 👍

  • @StalwartShinobi
    @StalwartShinobi 3 года назад +19

    excellent as always Mr. AB! i forgot that you posted about this one coming out, as always i love the videos please dont stop entertaining us :)

  • @trebor9711
    @trebor9711 2 года назад +10

    AB I love watching you, Brother your so funny without trying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wolvoman1
    @wolvoman1 3 года назад +54

    Jumped up jobsworth, thats used to speaking to squaddies like dirt, no need to be carrying a pace stick out in public, not measuring the pace, but it could become an offensive weapon out in public. In my day they where known as (RP) regimental police, who ended up doing that job because they had no trade or very little education, all they could do was shout and ball, the army didn't waste its time putting educated tradesman at the guard room.
    Dont get me wrong it was a cushy number, away from regimental bullshit, the SGT made his own BS, or prisoners in the guardroom did the work.
    While we are on the subject of jobsworth, the DVSA guy needs to learn some common courtesy when addressing members of the public, and needs to brush up on his trespassing laws.

    • @gb4453
      @gb4453 3 года назад +2

      Brilliant AB I, love the shorter guy he is having a laugh.

    • @humancorruption9718
      @humancorruption9718 3 года назад +1

      Get a grip man, fella came out to ask a few questions. No harm.

    • @humancorruption9718
      @humancorruption9718 3 года назад

      @@wolvoman1 Jeez you sound like a little bit**

    • @doublejab1714
      @doublejab1714 3 года назад

      Yea.. " be the best"!.. Phhwaa. 😆

    • @Ripper36068
      @Ripper36068 3 года назад

      The pace stick is part of the Barrack dress he's wearing and thus goes with that particular state of dress! P.S it's not an offensive weapon!🙄🙄🙄

  • @trustmetours57
    @trustmetours57 3 года назад +8

    If you have ever served in the military, I did 38 and bit years in the RAF you would fully understand why service men and women get a bit twitchy when some unknown individual films military establishments.
    You may think getting out of bed every day and deliberately seeking confrontation in this manner is a really clever thing to do however the military has learnt to it's cost over the years that this is exactly how terrorists gather info on potential targets.
    Rather than acting like a complete and utter tool when politely asked by the SNCO and JNCO as to what you were doing you might try and see things from their perspective and act with a little more understanding of the world we currently live in.

  • @davedogge2280
    @davedogge2280 3 года назад +55

    2:30 Obviously watching 'Carry On Sergeant" had a big influence on him.

  • @johnscott4693
    @johnscott4693 3 года назад +22

    Ladybird Book of Old People “extract”:
    Grandad has a new “power job” - following a weeks training course at our expense, he gets to press a little blue button to weigh vehicles, and then he gets to write down on a little piece of paper (with his own pencil) if they’re too heavy. He’s then allowed to post those off somewhere.
    He’s really exited about it, he gets a Yellow Jacket and an ID badge and everything. He’s so cool. Grandad can also shout at law abiding members of the public, he can make up Laws, tell people what to do - even if what they’re doing is 100% legal. He’s really cool.
    This 2 day a week job gets him out of the care home, (provided his medication is increased and he’s supervised). A little white van takes him to and from the weighing machine. Some days he’s allowed to sit in the front of the van next to the driver, which is very exciting for Grandad. Grandad lives for his power job. Grandad loves shouting orders at people. Grandad loves his little job. Grandad is very happy.
    He dreams of being a PCSO or Traffic Warden one day …

    • @marklatimer7333
      @marklatimer7333 3 года назад +4

      You make it sound like a Great Job, where can I apply? - I'm retired and I now realize there is something missing in my life and that is being able to really P155 other people off, it would cheer me up no end .

    • @paigeleigh2554
      @paigeleigh2554 2 года назад +1

      😆😆😆

  • @boosomentity
    @boosomentity 3 года назад +31

    I'm ashamed to have ever served in the Army, thank God I left without killing or being killed

    • @WildB06
      @WildB06 3 года назад +3

      Same here, this country means nothing to me anymore.

    • @tomthumb4719
      @tomthumb4719 3 года назад +5

      Same here. Best part of 30 years in the RN and on reflection it was all bollocks. This country is just a sham. The idea of patriotism and service just means to control.

    • @WildB06
      @WildB06 3 года назад +6

      @@vanpallandt5799 the world is run by shadowy elites. There are no countries, its just a fabrication. We are nothing but cattle to them.

    • @tomthumb4719
      @tomthumb4719 3 года назад +1

      @@vanpallandt5799 I don’t understand the question? The concept of the country or nation state is a sham. We are all being homogenised, cultures erased, to to feel embarrassed by our history. The armed forces are the same, vessels for social engineering and rainbow flags. The can keep it.

    • @tomthumb4719
      @tomthumb4719 3 года назад

      @@WildB06 In a nutshell. That people cannot see this, particularly after the last 2 years is deeply worrying. All my old colleagues still mind warped by the years of indoctrination. Listen how they refer to Russia as the ‘bad boys’ in episode 2. Russia is more of a nation state democracy than USA or U.K. Putin a true leader who protects the nation of Russia and its culture. We need a strong Russia if the world is to have any hope.

  • @citizendefence5323
    @citizendefence5323 3 года назад +29

    you could have picked the lance corporal up for not having his rear pocket secure, extra parade behind the guard for him!

    • @citizendefence5323
      @citizendefence5323 3 года назад

      @@Mo-xx9gg great minds.....

    • @BobboB-jb6yr
      @BobboB-jb6yr 3 года назад +3

      @@Mo-xx9gg wouldn't want a loose cannon like that in my squad, he would get us all killed

    • @darkcornersuk
      @darkcornersuk 3 года назад +1

      As a civilian these comments crack me up

    • @welshhibby
      @welshhibby 3 года назад

      Kit muster at the rush !

    • @Higgy999AOA
      @Higgy999AOA 2 года назад

      Over one pocket? That's mad I'd last about half a day

  • @knurled1
    @knurled1 2 года назад +2

    Filming the police is one thing but filming the military is just provoking those that serve and protect our country with bravery and honour. These guys have to worry about getting killed in action as a job risk, I don't think they need the worry of someone filming them in their safe place.

  • @That-Saint-Jimmy
    @That-Saint-Jimmy 3 года назад +42

    YO! 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 ‘get him a bigger stick you are a bully ‘😂😂😂

  • @AndrewBaines
    @AndrewBaines 3 года назад +4

    I really wanted that army guy to explain why he has a smaller stick, hilarious! Nice little audit this one!

  • @themeditativeexperience2480
    @themeditativeexperience2480 3 года назад +6

    Was waiting for your Upload. 🌈🙏🌻

  • @willywindsor5803
    @willywindsor5803 3 года назад +9

    Whispering grass don’t tell the trees cos the trees don’t need to know….. sing up Lofty sing up lovely boy.

  • @cchope3172
    @cchope3172 3 года назад +8

    This is funnier than Benny Hill and Mr bean, We need to make movies about this Fools
    Hahahahahahahahahaha,,,,,,,,,, We love you AB:)

  • @mohammedshahaziz570
    @mohammedshahaziz570 3 года назад +4

    AB LOVE UR VIDEOS MY BROTHER IT MAKES MY DAY WHEN I WATCH YOU PUT PEOPLE TO THEIR PLACE. YOU'RE HILARIOUS KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. MY FREIND !! LOL

  • @harun5358
    @harun5358 3 года назад +51

    Bigger stick is a pace stick and has the ability to be split in two halves vertically. They are for measuring the distance for each pace footing depending on the march. The stick is placed by rear leg with one half as a certain distance forward from the other. Basically they're for making sure strides are correct to regulations.

    • @sirvivor7835
      @sirvivor7835 3 года назад +3

      The smaller stick appears to be a swagger stick.

    • @ajfraw
      @ajfraw 3 года назад +6

      Smaller one a magic wand

    • @DG-EditsYT
      @DG-EditsYT 3 года назад +3

      @@ajfraw LMFAO

    • @antof1235
      @antof1235 3 года назад

      Not this time 😂

    • @colinstace1758
      @colinstace1758 3 года назад +4

      It's not a stick, it's a baton. He's a cheerleader 🤣👍🇦🇺

  • @Real_Matt
    @Real_Matt 3 года назад +11

    10:01, a guy who was milk monitor in school and clearly his a 60 year old milk monitor

  • @SergeiFedorov77
    @SergeiFedorov77 3 года назад +71

    "You can't film, I don't want you to film" then once realizing you knew that he had no authority "I was just asking...". Those are the kind of bully idiots that we don't want in society at all.

    • @WildB06
      @WildB06 3 года назад +7

      He will join the police when he leaves the army...

    • @dirkbruere
      @dirkbruere 3 года назад +2

      Yes - we only want gentle sensitive souls in our army - not brutal thugs who can stick a bayonet in someones face

    • @robotsonmars1989
      @robotsonmars1989 3 года назад +1

      @@dirkbruere Basically exactly that. They aint lawyers. They are trained to kill.

    • @lutontown5923
      @lutontown5923 3 года назад +2

      The type of bully idiots who put their life on the line so wokes like you can roam free?🤣

    • @SergeiFedorov77
      @SergeiFedorov77 3 года назад +3

      @@lutontown5923 Why couldn't he stay within the premises where he has authority? Why did he have to come out outside those boundaris and try to boss people around? I'm not saying that he's not the perfect drone to do what people in the army are supposed to do, I'm saying that he should stay there where he had the authority to do what he was trying to do.

  • @mickyarams
    @mickyarams 2 года назад +1

    Asians got little sticks, but they are potent and efficient with them. That's why you got billions of them, they rarely fire blanks!!

  • @johnpt8303
    @johnpt8303 3 года назад +35

    i liked this before i seen it, all AB stuff is brilliant.

  • @imibfd2475
    @imibfd2475 2 года назад +13

    Love AB for this. He’s doing the work we want to do but are so tied up with going to work to pay the mortgage and honestly a lot of us don’t have the balls to do it. But that’s why we watch AB.
    AB come to Bradford and I’ll come with you.

    • @tatsnneeps341
      @tatsnneeps341 Год назад

      There's nothing good in Bradford

    • @CDXRK
      @CDXRK 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@tatsnneeps341I think you mea nothing good in England

  • @richardtheeighth4431
    @richardtheeighth4431 3 года назад +10

    Greetings Sir AB. I've been looking forward to watching the Abingdon video. The Sergeant with his pace stick, and his Lance Corporal with his drill cane.

    • @richardtheeighth4431
      @richardtheeighth4431 3 года назад +3

      AB, that was a simple but brilliant audit, and well done for schooling the rude plod. 👍
      The Southampton audit can't come soon enough. 🙏

  • @goodyeoman4534
    @goodyeoman4534 3 года назад +11

    I wonder what these officious types did pre-phone era? Without a phone to quickly grass someone up, they might have been forced to interact properly with people, or maybe even not get in other people's faces to begin with?

    • @jimm9162
      @jimm9162 3 года назад

      Well no, without phones there would hardly be anyone filming in public as evidence so they could beat the crap out of people and get away with it. No RUclips either.

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 3 года назад

      @@jimm9162 Well done for missing the point, chap.

  • @roka7024
    @roka7024 3 года назад +60

    Yo AB! They should pay you to educate law enforcement all over the UK.

  • @mickyarams
    @mickyarams 2 года назад +1

    Gurkha bloke feels humiliated with the small stick 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @pooooornopigeon
    @pooooornopigeon 3 года назад +9

    " Why does he have a smaller stick ? " Because where he comes from it`s a lot colder.......

  • @Parawingdelta2
    @Parawingdelta2 3 года назад +7

    Give them a uniform and a stick and they forget who they're working for. The security guard would fail a urine test!

    • @jamescullen2448
      @jamescullen2448 3 года назад

      They don’t work for us , they defend us , 🤫

    • @jamesjoyner7304
      @jamesjoyner7304 3 года назад

      @@jamescullen2448 That's actually quite rare now. They're normally used as pawns in some God forsaken shit hole to satisfy some obscure political or economic agenda. I was in the Australian Army Reserve during the Vietnam war and was subject to the national service "ballot' that picked people based on their particular birth date. I had already volunteered for the Reserve but my number didn't come up for service overseas. Either way it was a corrupt misuse of military personnel which killed 500 Australian troops for nothing.
      In this case they obviously consider a citizen with a camera their enemy.

  • @experiment54
    @experiment54 3 года назад +1

    Should’ve said “hey! I think I can hear people in the back of the lorry here!”

  • @Northernstar178
    @Northernstar178 3 года назад +13

    Been looking forward to this

  • @tinamariabombina2534
    @tinamariabombina2534 3 года назад +10

    AB you literally crack me up, we watch your videos all the time and makes me laugh so much when you say ...YOUR DISMISSED. Hahaha God bless ya x

  • @biggie770
    @biggie770 3 года назад +5

    Always look forward to your videos mate

  • @MrRussiancoma
    @MrRussiancoma 3 года назад +2

    Much Love from Texas USA!

  • @timagovani8507
    @timagovani8507 3 года назад +22

    I love how they walk away every time they find out you know the your law 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @donchamers6916
      @donchamers6916 3 года назад +1

      I love how so many people don't know it is actually illegal under the official secrets act a film a military base even from public. They didn't make a big thing about it, but they could have had AB arrested, totally lawfully. He needs to stick to police stations.

    • @darkcornersuk
      @darkcornersuk 3 года назад

      Walk of shame

    • @stun5700
      @stun5700 3 года назад

      Army deal with business a lot different

    • @connorlong6489
      @connorlong6489 3 года назад

      @@terrystevens5261 too many rules and laws unfortunately papers and news would be all over it making the army look bad

  • @hillaryclinton2415
    @hillaryclinton2415 2 года назад +2

    Report him to his commanding officer and demand the written rules he was trying to enforce.

    • @tonys8448
      @tonys8448 2 года назад

      Idiot, no respect in this country for our soldiers

  • @timagovani8507
    @timagovani8507 3 года назад +5

    Omg I have been waiting for this video!!!!!!!!!! Thank you sooooo much for uploading 😀😀😀😀😀

  • @londonderrry
    @londonderrry 3 года назад +1

    Good man for not taking the Lord's name in vain...

    • @londonderrry
      @londonderrry 3 года назад

      @Depressed Godzilla, Jesus is Emmanuel "God with us."

  • @tommcgrath2496
    @tommcgrath2496 3 года назад +8

    I would use the old British Army expression & describe the Sergeant's demeanour as being in "Wank Order"

  • @thedad7313
    @thedad7313 3 года назад +3

    Nothing but respect to the people on the front line (past and present). The government might have forgotten you, but we the people, nothing but respect.

    • @thedad7313
      @thedad7313 3 года назад

      @@jakethemuss5678 but they are there to defend our ‘freedoms’ and, just like the plod, not get all arsey when one of those freedoms is being filmed/photographed.

    • @georgemulford2910
      @georgemulford2910 Год назад

      What freedoms are they defending?

  • @bs1consilioetprudentia505
    @bs1consilioetprudentia505 3 года назад +14

    Showing up on the public sidewalk with various equipment and carrying out interrogations instead of staying in the barracks is surprising.
    AB calls the police! Hi

  • @hamidmechnan9347
    @hamidmechnan9347 2 года назад +1

    I'm from Morocco 🇲🇦 I just want to say thank you very much to a b I love your videos God bless you

  • @jamieh3772
    @jamieh3772 3 года назад +23

    hes a drill sergeant.... that pace stick opens up and measures the exact length of steps when marching

    • @ant7699
      @ant7699 3 года назад

      Ah.... So that's what it's for..

    • @jaydentate6080
      @jaydentate6080 3 года назад

      No he's not he military police

    • @jamesmurillo144
      @jamesmurillo144 3 года назад

      @@jaydentate6080 really?

    • @jamieh3772
      @jamieh3772 3 года назад +5

      @@jaydentate6080 i served 10 years in the army...i know what a pace stick is and what its used for! he teaches drill....and no, hes not police! RMP is police, and their headwear is red.

    • @jaydentate6080
      @jaydentate6080 3 года назад +2

      @@jamieh3772 I did ten years in the scouts I no my shit

  • @colingathercole391
    @colingathercole391 3 года назад +2

    Its reassuring to know the military have been issued sticks to protect the country.

  • @donsewell7459
    @donsewell7459 3 года назад +4

    You should see the poor recruits. They only get a lollipop stick.

  • @BigDAuditUK2020
    @BigDAuditUK2020 3 года назад +4

    That guy was a complete ham shanker mate and well done for keeping your cool.
    Why do these idiots think they are able to come and bark orders at us in public ? what makes them think that they are allowed to tell us what to do ?
    Thats what the problem is at the moment to many people telling and to many people listening, we all need to unite and make this world a better place and bring down these tyrants.

    • @steveelliott285
      @steveelliott285 Год назад

      Don’t get your hopes up. Idiots like the stick officer are in government and everywhere.

  • @captainkirk1
    @captainkirk1 3 года назад +6

    That was quick

  • @dutchyno.1767
    @dutchyno.1767 3 года назад +4

    At last been waiting for this one 👍👍👍

  • @sandymcghee3328
    @sandymcghee3328 3 года назад +1

    Great video A. B. as always keep up the good work 👍👍👌👌

  • @andygee8716
    @andygee8716 3 года назад +8

    Give a person a uniform and authority over others and you see exactly who and what that person really is.

  • @TheBioniXman
    @TheBioniXman Год назад +1

    Used to be RAF Abingdon. Spent a number of years based there in the 1980s.

  • @lalalalaladon
    @lalalalaladon 3 года назад +4

    Why are they dressed like Boy Scouts selling cookies?

    • @lalalalaladon
      @lalalalaladon 3 года назад

      @@vanpallandt5799 one choccy chip cookie plz

  • @beedebawng2556
    @beedebawng2556 3 года назад +1

    Felt like I was on the border of North Korea, China & Russia.

  • @veteranobserver7139
    @veteranobserver7139 3 года назад +5

    its high time you got some trusted backup AB..

  • @ghostofreagan3181
    @ghostofreagan3181 3 года назад

    That was a massacre ! That dudes ego is So beat down, it probably won't get back up until he gets back on the base.

  • @PublicEye1
    @PublicEye1 3 года назад +14

    Big Up AB!! Respect mate 👊✌

  • @peterdonnelly6763
    @peterdonnelly6763 2 года назад

    “Ugly and rude”………..🤣🤣 Brilliant.

  • @AbsoluteAudits
    @AbsoluteAudits 3 года назад +10

    The DVSA guy was so rude to the HGV driver and then you. They are all miserable in that job. They are part of the reason so many leave the profession, because they are jobsworth bullies.

    • @Eireann.
      @Eireann. 3 года назад +1

      Give some people a highvis and a set of flashing lights. Goes straight to the head.

  • @mankind2600
    @mankind2600 2 года назад +2

    AB is best auditor on RUclips, love you man xx

  • @Jack-cd5dj
    @Jack-cd5dj 3 года назад +28

    As a 25 year old ex-squaddie myself I can tell you most of the lads I knew were the same as me, and valued our Rights and Freedoms, there may be some jobsworths but the vast, vast majority would never abuse your Rights - just in case any non-mil commenters wondered

    • @MELLYBOY58
      @MELLYBOY58 3 года назад +5

      Nice comment 👍👍✌✌🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +3

      ❤️

    • @boztec7187
      @boztec7187 3 года назад +3

      The military are our family.

    • @Jack-cd5dj
      @Jack-cd5dj 3 года назад

      @Tony Bramhall I have mixed feelings about your comment, I agree somewhat and disagree somewhat

    • @ramseyahle1766
      @ramseyahle1766 3 года назад

      Most squaddies have sword fights in the shower, trust me there all about freedom

  • @douglasfreeman3229
    @douglasfreeman3229 Год назад

    Sergeant sounds like he's been shouting too much. "ANY COMPLAINTS?" Yes. Loads.

  • @bradmiech5743
    @bradmiech5743 3 года назад +4

    Thank you from across the pond. Big Horn, Wyoming USA. TTFN peace ✌😌

  • @sojourn6697
    @sojourn6697 2 года назад

    I liked the hat on that sargeantand the way he wore it. It was how I expect sergeants to wear their hats. I half expect him to address AB as”you orrible little man”.

  • @buildingsbyair
    @buildingsbyair 3 года назад +11

    In the RAF, the station warrant officer always had his pace stick (used to measure marching pace/step/length on parade). Never saw the smaller one in the RAF maybe its a pongo (army) thing ? good work AB

    • @stellawyatt1171
      @stellawyatt1171 3 года назад +1

      It's a swagger stick

    • @stellawyatt1171
      @stellawyatt1171 3 года назад

      @@stevehuggett2098 grew up in the forces and love military history

  • @zincjeshireborn8696
    @zincjeshireborn8696 3 года назад

    😂 Got me laughing when he asked why does he have a smaller stick😂😂

  • @deakant
    @deakant 3 года назад +5

    Being an ex serviceman they have better things to do than to waste time. Remember they serve our country and willing to die for our freedoms. PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN. If you ever walk a mile in they're shoes then by all means crack on.

    • @terrystevens5261
      @terrystevens5261 3 года назад +2

      @@jakethemuss5678 Don't worry, one day he will pick on the wrong establishment and it will turn around and bite him in the arse. can't wait.

    • @deakant
      @deakant 3 года назад +2

      @@terrystevens5261 Surprised the Ghurkha didn't

    • @HastingsBuses
      @HastingsBuses 2 года назад

      Well then he shouldn't have wasted his time should he. AB didn't MAKE him come and ask questions. Maybe the service men should be the ones carrying on about their day? And of course respect for what they do.

    • @sharkwolf7788
      @sharkwolf7788 2 года назад

      It might be annoying but at the end of the day if it's not against the law it's not against the law. As a serviceman or woman if you come across a member of the public filming from a public area a " hello how are you" should be the limit of your conversation.

  • @billrankin
    @billrankin 3 года назад +1

    Them vosa/dvla people are the main reason no one wants to drive lorries no more as they look to fine them for anything

  • @lukebignell7846
    @lukebignell7846 3 года назад +3

    02:50 why does he have a cap over his eyes, he looks like a clown 😂

  • @francishughes6313
    @francishughes6313 2 года назад +1

    MASSIVE LOVE and RESPECT dale Christopher Cregan .

  • @stevealino2899
    @stevealino2899 3 года назад +5

    Got to love and respect our armed forces, they are there for us all no matter what! 🇬🇧💂❤