Differences Between A Gobshite and An Eejit | Irish Slang | Irish Standup Comedy | Jarlath Regan
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- Опубликовано: 22 июн 2020
- Calling someone a gobshite means something a bit different in Ireland. Irish comedian Jarlath Regan explains the subtle differences between an "eejit" and a "gobshite". Do you know a complete gobshite. Are you concerned someone in your life might be a dumb enough to be one. Share this clip with them or their friends.
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From the new standup special "Notions Eleven" filmed in Vicar Street on March 6th, 2020.
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He is my new discovery. The Irish wedding kidney story is glorious.
Indeed! Should also check out Dave Nihil. 🇮🇪
Agreed
Netopir. Same here!
Mine too
Same…like Christ just offensively describe my dads side of the family that accurately will you?
In all fairness , everyone loves an eejit tho, they provide us with hours of entertainment
Very true😂
I *kinda* miss “his orangeness” being in office ONLY cause I miss the jokes, ya know? He made late night amazing for a few years.
@Sara Helton in Britain we had our own blonde bombshell who was and is a gobshite as well.
Wow 68 likes, this is the most I've gotten, and didn't get any notifications either
@@ruthwashbrook4759 Which one
The American southern version:
Starts with Fu*kwitt and ends Asshat...!
Now isn't that special...Bless your little heart.
And let's not forget all the spanners, tools and beloved wagons out there. Bless their cotton socks.
I need to update this video to include spanners, tools, pricks, bollixes and wagons😂😂
Numpties is my particular favourite 🤣
Don't forget nonces, hammerheads, twats, and the ever popular, Trumps.
@@jigserdotcom Yeah, as in 'Ha ha ha, he's an awful bollix'! I would have thought that 'spanner' is more an English expression?
An awful tool; the guy is just useless, gormless, waste of space.
I think you nailed it, eejits are harmless, but often the source of hilarity. Bollix is slightly more complex, it can be good or bad depending on context although the Definite Bad Bollix is more correctly ' a bollocks', (note the 'o' in the spelling) that doesn't leave much room for interpretation. A bollocks is most often an effing bollocks although a young lad that annoys you might well be referred to as 'a little bollix' too.. (possibly factual), clear so far?
Then there is 'langer' as in 'he's a right langer' which is a close relative of 'dickhead' although this is typically Cork'centric.
'Sure you're the whole man' would be ironic and might be uttered in conversation with a gobshite.
This is not an insult but I love it as an expression, nay homage to the beauty and allure of a particular woman, the grace she brings, that sparkle in her eyes.... 'sure, she'd put a horn on you that you could bate an ass out of a bog with!' And they say romance is dead.
Loving your 'stuff' and hoping to hear more of it.
Respect, laughs and Pax.
@@annicecooper8105 Numpties is (as far as I'm aware) British Army slang for locals who are not of the armed forces and possibly stupid. A friend told me that after the Falklands 'campaign' the British forces 'in residence' kept referring to the locals as 'Numpties' and a general order went out to stop doing it from a visiting 'high heidyin' who thought it might be insulting and derrogatory? Go figure. So the same General returned a few months later, witnessing sone people carefully crossing a minefield, he enquired who in the blazes was doing that? The answer from the First Sargeant was sublime, eh, that would be the Not-Numpties sir. Love it! Ordered not to call them Numpties, they obeyed and called them 'Not-Numpties'. That's British Army humour, got to love it.
This is proper Irish. It felt like, to me, as a native Irishman, he was speaking normally, instead of how Yanks often force themselves to talk, with as few swears as possible.
Wonderfully on the nail and so funny. Brilliantly fun as ever. A class comedian. First class!
Thank you Reenie.
BRAVO, I'm here in my sickbed and the whole damn thing is shaking because I'm laughing so hard. Best medicine ever!!! Thank you for brightening up my days. Great comedy always has some serious truth in it - and this video is solid proof of it 👏👏👏. I'm not Scottish in my passport but I'm in my heart and with all my heart, so everything Irish comes very close to it. Keep the videos coming, they are a treasure trove of wisdom and tons of fun 🙋🏻♀🍀🥃
There are so many people in the world who need to watch this one.
Unfortunately so many of them seem to think going into politics is a good idea- see the lack of self reflection coming in there
Drinkin' me beer ; watching this ; life's good............he's funny!
Aged like fine wine :)
Love how they spell craic correctly
And yet... formerly.... :)
Boris has described the working class as criminal, drunk and hopeless.
Boris also allowed a poem, in his magazine, calling for the extermination of the Scots.
I thought it was Boris he was refering to
He also said that investigating historical child abuse is "spaffing money up the wall". He's a disgusting human being.
Holy shit! Good material!
As a former eejit named Sean can confirm.
Brilliant! Subscribed 👍🏾
And he only has 25k subscribers? How? There are 5 million people in Ireland, and 32 million Irish-Americans. Including the 7 million Australians of Irish descent, by my computations Jarleth should have between 37 and 44 million fans...
Well, I guess you can exclude infants :P
Here in America, in my family we figured out that an eejit is an idiot with an education. So "Sean working for Google." is a good example.
In our family I was an eedjit long before I got an education
@@seanfaherty do you work for Google?
They use to confine all the eejits in the academe. Now they have gone mainstream and online, and we all can see the results.
🙂. Before you ask.... My auntie Maureen was a Belfast lass.... I'm, unfortunately, English.... But!.... My uncle met this Belfast Lass and fell in love.... Truelly deeply... So now I'm proud to say I have cousins..... 👌
All the best to you and yours from North Nottinghamshire UK
Love it. Hopefully no gobshites in the family🥸😜😂
@@jigserdotcom don't know about that.... I'm probably one..... According to them.... 🙂.... Y'all take care now
@@jigserdotcom top fella 🙂
We could go on... and on.... Etc.... You, Sir, make me laugh out loud... In these troubling times I appreciate a good laugh.... Thank you 👌
Great!
Wow… March 6th? This could be like the last live standup show pre-pandemic
And…in retrospect…how many laughing, rapidly exhaling people contracted Covid just in that audience alone, that very night?
On that night in London I was at the O2 to see the Stereophonics- the show that got Piers Morgan Soo worked up. Ahh look he's just a gobshite- and once a gobshite always a gobshite
Thank you RUclips recommendation
The acid test separates "got a touch of the 'tism" from "fucking gobshite"
Magic
great joke
Just realised he's talking about idiots... must spend more time with Irish people 🤩
Look up tadgh flemming. Im from sligo in ireland look him up hez a gud laf
Keith, I just did - 🤣🤣 almost peed myself 🤣 thanks for the tip 👍
what is gob shite))) - dog shit?)
Ah well there goes me being a funny dickhead thanks for the diagnosis 😂😂
do does it have to be all 3 or just 1 or 2 /3?
NGL, the second one caught my attention and made me sweat immediately, but 1 and 3 at least didn't apply. The 'tism hits me hard ever so often and leaves me clueless. 😂
Ye eejit ye
Lol
Who subtitled this? They're a right eejit. FORMERLY! Not formally.
😂😂
😂🤣😂
Ah fuck I'm a gobshite.
😁
I’m the world’s only self reflecting gobshite…😢😂
Where in said hierarchy does the amadan fall?
Haha! Spanner, tool, dope, amadån, arse...😂😂😂 -somewhere in there. Jar.
Huh, two out of three for me… am I…?
😂😂
Uh-oh. I think I may be a gobshite.
A gobshite would never say that. 😂😉
@@jigserdotcom: I dunno, man. I took the quiz and failed 3 out of 3 questions. I’m scheduling an intervention with my friends and family. Could be long overdue. 😄
Formerly not formally
i swear i could hear my ex say no. 2. i was young and stupid and thought i married and eejit. turned out to be a gobshite and only took me a little over a year to figure it out.
Okay, look, rough approximation, how long are we going to be having to apologise for Brexit?
Only time will tell. 😉
How long you've to apologize for? You're forgiven! How long you'll be sorry for? Could be a while
@@patrickomalley1667 see, this is why i like the irish ❤
(i say that as a *fellow EU member* 😝)
Omg. No need to apologise, it's all going great in RoI and EU
About the same length of time it took you to apologise for causing the Famine :P
Am 2/3 of a gobshite :(
Dear subtitler: "whereas". (1.04)
Man, I want to be irish. I bet, I've missed half of the jokes 😒
Im from sligo in ireland and strait away i can tel hez not irish his thick american accent is burstin trew
I’ll send you a copy of my passport and birth certificate 😂😂😂
Gud man dats tip top😂😂😂
@@jigserdotcom long form only
@@jigserdotcom do one on father ted
Have to agree. He may be born and bred Irish but there's a fair Yankee twang in there that doesn't ring true with the way he's putting the gag across. There are, as we know, defined and well- worn ways of pronouncing the word "gobshite". And one of them isn't "gabshoish". He's still funny though- as much as a plastic paddy telling paddy jokes can be. 😆
Sounds like Ireland didn't like getting stuck with a bill to pay from the EU now that the UK is gone 😉
It's like you are used to getting paid for nothing but now you have to contribute
"Once a doler always a doler" 🤣
The people were given as say over Brexit - get over it. Ireland voted against EU shite too, so they had a re-play and weirdly enough, EU shite won! Now if you're Irish, and believe that, then I say fairies are in your house and mind too.
*Three* simple questions:
ruclips.net/video/l2tcXK33B54/видео.html
1: Are people reguarly angry with them? For reasons they find hard to understand.
2: Do they reguarly use the phrase »How the fuck I was supposed to know that?«
3: ???