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  • 2009's Dragonball: Evolution is the perfect example of taking a popular anime property and making the worst possible version of it. It's not good is what I'm saying. Unbelievably crap.
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  • @ericstaples7220
    @ericstaples7220 4 года назад +1177

    "I give this movie 7 out of 7 dragonballs, because after watching this movie I wish I were dead."
    Mason, who isn't even a DBZ fan, had the best burn for this movie.

  • @pentelegomenon1175
    @pentelegomenon1175 3 года назад +276

    The reason why the attack is named after a Hawaiian emperor is because the author of Dragon Ball is a goof, and he noticed that the emperor's name is coincidentally "turtle destruction wave" in Japanese, so he made up a story about a turtle-themed martial arts master that teaches Goku how to do the "turtle destruction wave." That really is the entire reason.

    • @Mister_Clean
      @Mister_Clean 2 года назад +11

      This whole comment cracked me up. I had no idea.

    • @no_nameyouknow
      @no_nameyouknow 11 месяцев назад +13

      And the Sayans are named after food. Carrot, Vegetable, Radish, Broccoli, etc.

    • @vallarra2524
      @vallarra2524 10 месяцев назад +10

      And they fight against the forces of Freezer, cooler, and King Cold.

    • @nicoreuel2092
      @nicoreuel2092 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@vallarra2524and spices

    • @klokinstein
      @klokinstein 6 месяцев назад +13

      RIP That creative goof.

  • @deepstatethrombosis
    @deepstatethrombosis 5 лет назад +1385

    Goku in the live action DB looks like Jesse Pinkman if he never touched meth.

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia 5 лет назад +46

      Totally I thought he looked familiar but I couldn't quite place it. I guess around 2009 breaking bad was super hot so I guess the casting director loved the idea of making goku look like pinkman

    • @blyzer7373
      @blyzer7373 4 года назад +21

      @@unstoppableExodia Breaking Bad wasn't THAT hot in 2009. More like in 2011.

    • @arzn253
      @arzn253 4 года назад +3

      @@blyzer7373 Agreed

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 4 года назад +5

      Honestly I don't think this movie is evil. Not great but more just generic, it get's too much backlash. There are some okay moments

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser 4 года назад +8

      @@gaminggoof1542 Name one.

  • @woebegone_kenobi
    @woebegone_kenobi 5 лет назад +544

    I mean _technically_ King Piccolo did die in Dragon Ball, the Piccolo in DBZ was King Piccolo's offspring.

    • @kylemagaro3163
      @kylemagaro3163 5 лет назад +16

      I can't tell if that was meant to be Piccolo or King Piccolo cause he attacked centuries ago or whatever, so maybe it's Piccolo, but he isn't out for vengeance so it must be King Piccolo

    • @bigbowss9817
      @bigbowss9817 5 лет назад +15

      @@kylemagaro3163 King Piccolo is the one who attacked centuries ago and was traped by Roshi's master. In DB, he was believed to be a demon...
      Piccolo (or Piccolo Jr) is the one we all know from DBZ and he was spit out by King Piccolo to avenge Kid Goku punched him through his chest.
      So Im pretty sure this was meant to be King Piccolo...

    • @kylemagaro3163
      @kylemagaro3163 5 лет назад +12

      @@bigbowss9817 I know all the lore the movie is just so unbalanced and stupid that it's hard to tell what they're going for half the time.

    • @bigbowss9817
      @bigbowss9817 5 лет назад

      @@kylemagaro3163 Fair enough XD

    • @GweiTheLeafChild
      @GweiTheLeafChild 5 лет назад +7

      King Piccolo didn't technically die, but the body that was originally King Piccolo did. Piccolo Jr is in essence, King Piccolo, having put the remaining power he had into birthing himself, and transferring his soul to the new body. At the same time however, Piccolo Jr is his own person, and gradually distanced himself from King Piccolo.

  • @Flipitmixit
    @Flipitmixit 5 лет назад +69

    > Do you remember asking your grandpa to teach you how to get chicks
    < Nah he was dead
    > But is that who you'd turn to?
    < Nah he was dead

    • @lalilulelolol4780
      @lalilulelolol4780 3 года назад +1

      Was dead...was....alright, WHO made Mason a Necromancer dammit.

  • @The_AA_Meetings
    @The_AA_Meetings 5 лет назад +762

    Goku is from the Sam witwicky class of learning difficulty

    • @notosdude
      @notosdude 5 лет назад +5

      Genius

    • @optimuscobb
      @optimuscobb 5 лет назад +6

      As a huge fan of both, (transformers from the 80's not bays bullshit) this doesnt make sense if you are referring to the movies cuz goku is much older than sam in that case so the sentence should be flipped.

    • @fookinaye8277
      @fookinaye8277 5 лет назад +2

      @@optimuscobb isnt goku in highschool in the movie tho? Wasnt sam in college by second movie?

    • @optimuscobb
      @optimuscobb 5 лет назад +2

      @@fookinaye8277 who gives a fuck about this movie lol.

    • @DarthAnimal
      @DarthAnimal 4 года назад

      Thats the one canon part

  • @stunlord
    @stunlord 4 года назад +196

    "Is there a worse anime adaptation than this?"
    Netflix: *nervously backing away*

    • @Kevin.A.S
      @Kevin.A.S 3 года назад +12

      Death Note 😂

    • @felixfeliciano7011
      @felixfeliciano7011 3 года назад +11

      @@Kevin.A.S The Last Airbender

    • @tracerjames51
      @tracerjames51 3 года назад

      @@felixfeliciano7011 There are some great things in The Last Airbender though. I think it's better than people give it credit for.

    • @-MrFozzy-
      @-MrFozzy- 2 года назад +1

      Air bender!

    • @-MrFozzy-
      @-MrFozzy- 2 года назад +5

      @@tracerjames51 ……it really isn’t though….but I’m happy you think so……name 29 things that are great please.

  • @NandovMovies
    @NandovMovies 5 лет назад +443

    I will defend Speed Racer until the day I die.

    • @Legion_Driver
      @Legion_Driver 4 года назад +31

      Don’t worry. You’re not alone.

    • @Ryan-vi5mz
      @Ryan-vi5mz 4 года назад +12

      Oh, hey Nando!

    • @rocketpunchgo1
      @rocketpunchgo1 3 года назад +6

      here here!

    • @FabulousKilljoy917
      @FabulousKilljoy917 3 года назад +4

      Agreed. Maybe for 21, the year of the infamous Snyder Cut, do another creator playlist (include Mr. Sunday & Mason) “A darn curious scene” a breakdown of all Dc film/tv

    • @fire34fly
      @fire34fly 3 года назад +5

      For the stylistic art aspect and CG visuals I love watching Speed Racer,.. but that's it, I just think it's too cheesy.
      But the ending though is still my fav not gonna lie

  • @deerlord4729
    @deerlord4729 5 лет назад +866

    The Last Airbender Caravan of Garbage!
    That was just as bad as this live action anime

    • @edgelordgaming8824
      @edgelordgaming8824 5 лет назад +48

      Deer Lord this movie was sooooooooooooooo much worse

    • @chriscueva1866
      @chriscueva1866 5 лет назад +12

      @@edgelordgaming8824 facts

    • @k1ngk4gl3
      @k1ngk4gl3 5 лет назад +10

      Which god is right? Two lords to choose from...

    • @d_marv3lous237
      @d_marv3lous237 5 лет назад +17

      They both suck but Evolution is waaaaaaaay worse

    • @gregorybancroft5990
      @gregorybancroft5990 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah no they’re both absolute garbage but DBE is flaming garbage.

  • @ThatKidFromRussia
    @ThatKidFromRussia 5 лет назад +596

    the only reason to like this is that Toriyama has see this and thought that this is not how he wishes to end his legacy. so he created dragonball super... and for that i thank the creators of DBE

    • @akramirez
      @akramirez 5 лет назад +73

      That sounds like a reason to hate them even more if anything.

    • @santiagotamulis5833
      @santiagotamulis5833 5 лет назад +16

      @@akramirez Yes ,thank you

    • @bigstunna2049
      @bigstunna2049 5 лет назад +65

      He created battle of the gods movie because evolution was so garbage and felt bad for his fans

    • @glennross85
      @glennross85 5 лет назад +25

      But Super is really gay

    • @wiseguy1512
      @wiseguy1512 5 лет назад +19

      Glenn Ross ... riveting

  • @bhushans7s
    @bhushans7s 5 лет назад +235

    "man can move a mountain if he's horney" 😂😂🤣

  • @supersizesenpai
    @supersizesenpai 5 лет назад +80

    That bit about the teacher asking Goku a question after 6 months almost made me spit up cereal.
    Teacher: So Goku what do you think about this nation?
    Goku: Well the aliens
    Teacher: *groans*
    Lmfao

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 5 лет назад +205

    Justin Chatwin was actually really good in the Doctor Who special he was in! He played a superhero who the Twelfth Doctor had accidentally given powers to as a child. So the Doctor is visiting him all along his timeline to monitor him. Hilarious and heartwarming episode.

    • @WhiskeyBrewer
      @WhiskeyBrewer 5 лет назад +13

      That was him? Lmao

    • @Jaqen-HGhar
      @Jaqen-HGhar 5 лет назад +11

      Doctor Mysterio

    • @bigstunna2049
      @bigstunna2049 5 лет назад +4

      I only saw he was in baby genius

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 5 лет назад +11

      So your saying *he was a better Superman than Goku?*

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil 5 лет назад +3

      That episode was hot garbage. Doctor Who Christmas Specials usually are, especially Moffat ones.

  • @WyattoonsComics
    @WyattoonsComics 3 года назад +27

    To me the weirdest decision about this movie is that it can’t decide if this is some fantasy world or our actual reality. They’re talking about aliens and magic dragons and wild shrinking folding vehicle tech, but then suddenly it’s a modern day American high school. And everyone thinks Goku is nuts even though they clearly live in a world with all the crazy nonsense.

    • @kr1spness
      @kr1spness 3 года назад +2

      The writer admitted he knew nothing about Dragon Ball and just did some basic research and a simple story for the cheque.

  • @bent2461
    @bent2461 5 лет назад +225

    imagine a dragon ball movie starring nickle-back though

    • @dawsondamer9434
      @dawsondamer9434 5 лет назад +17

      "Cuz we All just wanna be big giant apes..."

    • @hulktopf5031
      @hulktopf5031 5 лет назад +12

      Dude... Is this how you remind us?

    • @ryanbarrie9143
      @ryanbarrie9143 5 лет назад +1

      Yeaahh yeaahh. No no!!

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 4 года назад +1

      I... But... How do you even imagine such a thing?

    • @GGMCUKAGAIN
      @GGMCUKAGAIN 4 года назад +2

      Isnt that in the 7th circle of hell?

  • @AlexTenThousand
    @AlexTenThousand 3 года назад +16

    Trivia: Akira Toriyama, the author of the series, is pretty big on Hawaii and Hawaiian culture and whatnot, and while he was working on the series, his wife made him notice that "Kamehameha" in Japanese can roughly mean "Destructive turtle wave"

  • @dimebagshane
    @dimebagshane 5 лет назад +646

    I love this movie.. For the endless comedic reactions the internet provides us with

    • @Kevinhillcrest
      @Kevinhillcrest 5 лет назад +7

      Dime no, as a dragonball fan the director should be executed

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 5 лет назад +4

      Which is the worse product ever to be affiliated with Dragonball franchise? This movie or Dragonball GT? You decide!!

    • @danielmedjedovic7068
      @danielmedjedovic7068 5 лет назад +16

      Neo-Xgray87, GT isnt even that bad. The only movie that can be on the same level as Dragon Ball Evolution is Avatar: The Last Airbender.

    • @Eratic_bhavior
      @Eratic_bhavior 5 лет назад

      @@Kevinhillcrest the director wasn't a dragonball fan though

    • @Eratic_bhavior
      @Eratic_bhavior 5 лет назад

      @@xgray2012 this easily this....gt gave us super saiyan 4 so it wasn't all bad

  • @flashpool46
    @flashpool46 5 лет назад +412

    I'm sorry you had to watch this movie

    • @jatraveyonscott7010
      @jatraveyonscott7010 5 лет назад +3

      I'm sorry I watched it

    • @kyotoandsunchips8585
      @kyotoandsunchips8585 5 лет назад +1

      I haven't watch it since it came out

    • @CruiserDynasty
      @CruiserDynasty 5 лет назад

      Im sorry that you had to watch this video since it's even worse than the movie with how many mistakes it made.

    • @FeliX-TobiYahs-C
      @FeliX-TobiYahs-C 5 лет назад

      @@kyotoandsunchips8585 after I saw the trailer, I took an Alan Moore oath to *never watch that movie*

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 4 года назад

      It's not that bad, not like DB was a masterpiece, probably nostalgia more than anything for most people of the show. That being said I have a question. I don't doubt it's probably the same reasoning for A LOT of anime, but were the creators high or something when they came up with DBZ or DB in general? I mean it's Stephen King levels of fucking stupid but kind of cool. I mean half monkey aliens who are gods basically who fight against cyborgs, green aliens and drag queen gray lizard man, oh and patrick star with red eyes. I mean you can't come up with that stuff rationally.

  • @morechris89
    @morechris89 5 лет назад +62

    Can't believe James would use a Attack on Titan opening at the start of the video and pretend like he's even watched it, you make me sick James Clement you make me sickkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!! Nah but you're alright

  • @MigsUdon
    @MigsUdon 5 лет назад +10

    This movie was the first and only instance where after 15 mins of watching it in the cinema, I turned to my dad and asked "Can we leave?"

  • @MichaelJohnson82
    @MichaelJohnson82 5 лет назад +34

    Speed Racer is worse????? That movie was a FANTASTIC reimagining of the original cartoon right down to the plot beats. It was literally an episode of Speed Racer extended over 2 hours and looks AMAZING

    • @user-bz7hz4jl1t
      @user-bz7hz4jl1t Год назад +3

      That final race scene was phenomenal. Love that movie

    • @Cyklopz007
      @Cyklopz007 11 месяцев назад +2

      I just saw Speed Racer at the cinema for the first time recently and it was incredible. It's so good!!!!

    • @AwesomeFreakMadd
      @AwesomeFreakMadd 8 месяцев назад +2

      I think the Speed Racer movie is awesome, so stylized and interesting and they're right I will defend it LOL

  • @Offbeatcat
    @Offbeatcat 4 года назад +13

    "But didn't you know you're a giant gorilla?"
    *"Oh shit I am."*

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 5 лет назад +26

    "I know that style, because I trained your grandpa, even though I'm CLEARLY 40 years younger than him"

  • @RonaldMcDonald-kd7xj
    @RonaldMcDonald-kd7xj 5 лет назад +29

    "You missed the post-credits biiiiiiiitch"- Nick Mason

  • @starwarsgaming7918
    @starwarsgaming7918 5 лет назад +47

    Dude, Piccolo in Dragonball Evolution predicted the Skrull invasion in Captain Marvel.

  • @3Rayfire
    @3Rayfire 4 года назад +12

    Roshi looking younger than Grandpa Gohan is one of the few things that makes sense in this so called movie. Roshi drank immortality water, so he's actually three hundred years old and stopped aging.

    • @kr1spness
      @kr1spness 3 года назад

      Even more reason to bring back Gohan, Roshi had 225 years on him.

  • @kstar424
    @kstar424 5 лет назад +9

    The biggest problem is that they made Goku an awkward, brooding, teenager. What most fans love about Goku is is happy go lucky care free attitude.

  • @nOT_sURE08
    @nOT_sURE08 4 года назад +44

    His gi already has the Turtle Hermit symbol on it -- something that wouldn't have happened until AFTER he met Roshi.

    • @stronk9760
      @stronk9760 3 года назад +3

      It was his grandpas

  • @IraEskins
    @IraEskins 5 лет назад +82

    I thought at one point that this movie was like some kind of fever dream. I was home sick, my girlfriend had been binge-watching Shameless, my brother had started watching DB again, and then boom. I had to check IMDb to make completely sure I hadn't gone mad.

    • @Mythowars
      @Mythowars Год назад

      I also found out about this at the same time as shameless and thought I was losing it

  • @MAandS
    @MAandS 5 лет назад +44

    I grew up on the show and i loved Speed Racer. MINUS the fact that Speed couldnt fight. In the anime he was cleaning dudes up with that kidney punch.

    • @calebfraley2755
      @calebfraley2755 5 лет назад +5

      Speed was scrappy! And he fought pretty dirty too. I recall him whacking plenty of people in the face with a wrench.

    • @WeirdToYourMother
      @WeirdToYourMother 2 года назад +1

      The Speed Racer from the anime was a two-fisted, surly asskicker and I don't know if it'd be possible to actually make him sympathetic AND remain true to the character. I'd rather see someone lean into the grittiness as much as the bizarre shit because half the fun of old shows is the totally different worldview of the creators

    • @MAandS
      @MAandS 2 года назад

      @@WeirdToYourMother yeah he was a goon. 1st place and last man standing. Period.

  • @dsranime3299
    @dsranime3299 5 лет назад +99

    You need to do one for the Netflix Death Note movie

    • @MTdaBlacking
      @MTdaBlacking 5 лет назад +3

      Absolutely!

    • @bonafiedangeredpenguin5387
      @bonafiedangeredpenguin5387 5 лет назад +2

      Death note seams kinda good not dragon ball bad but it's not alita good
      I think it's saveable possibly with a sequel? But I have no idea..
      Ironically it is getting a sequel so.. obviously had to be something good

    • @futurestoryteller
      @futurestoryteller 5 лет назад +6

      Death Note, the anime is an exercise in the importance of setting rules to define and play inside a supernatural event to create interesting and novel conflicts within a story, and the live action *American* Death Note movie is an exercise in _how_ not understanding that - as a writer - ruins the experience for the audience.

  • @dimebagshane
    @dimebagshane 5 лет назад +83

    Just realised them two were together long before shameless. Cool

  • @mikemachine7759
    @mikemachine7759 5 лет назад +163

    james marsters as piccolo was the best thing about that whole film... fun fact: the actors that played goku and bulma were fiona and jimmy from shameless.. the more you know

    • @willchalloner6643
      @willchalloner6643 5 лет назад +44

      Another fun fact: James is the only reason Piccolo was green , originally he wasn’t going to be green , but then James said the fans would riot
      Another another fact: James also played Zamasu a recent villain in dragon ball super

    • @k1ngk4gl3
      @k1ngk4gl3 5 лет назад +13

      @@willchalloner6643
      More fun facts: Marsters was [allegedly] a series fan
      Opinion: I think he would have made a decent Demon King Piccolo/Kami in a better Dragon Ball film.

    • @alancaddie8138
      @alancaddie8138 5 лет назад

      SOOOON GOKU

    • @thattypicalslimy8548
      @thattypicalslimy8548 4 года назад +1

      @@willchalloner6643 Fun fact: Zamasu is also green.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 года назад +4

      bulma is fine as is the actress plying her, her lines are just written poorly

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 лет назад +59

    I wonder how the movie would've messed up Krillin and Tien.

    • @WhiskeyBrewer
      @WhiskeyBrewer 5 лет назад +13

      Krillin would have gone hi, then fallen down a hole and died

    • @solidshepard7812
      @solidshepard7812 5 лет назад +22

      They would've had Krillin tall with long flowing hair and a massive nose, and Tien pale white like Chiaotzu with only one eye.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 5 лет назад +11

      Wonder what they would’ve done with Vegeta or Frieza.

    • @bpeel20
      @bpeel20 4 года назад +5

      They both woulda had hair

    • @kenshix7902
      @kenshix7902 3 года назад +2

      @@brandonlyon730 They would have cast Andrew Garfield as Vegeta

  • @tristanchuey
    @tristanchuey 5 лет назад +29

    Me in 2009: liked anime. got bullied.
    Me in 2019: hates anime, everybody thinks I'm a weeeeirdo.

    • @Infinitydev-lh2bo
      @Infinitydev-lh2bo 4 года назад +1

      ImInfinite MidWest Same with me but for Minecraft

  • @brownyuio
    @brownyuio 5 лет назад +12

    I was just thinking “Doesn’t Egoraptor love Speed Ra - oh, there we go!”

  • @_averagezhou
    @_averagezhou 5 лет назад +25

    This film makes Wiseau's The Room look like a masterpiece

    • @tomnash03
      @tomnash03 2 года назад

      The Room was a master piece in 2003

  • @TheScottybomber
    @TheScottybomber 5 лет назад +10

    Love how Ben edited in a picture of Arin from Game Grumps when James was talking about Speed Racer. I feel like there's been numerous Grumps/NSP references on this channel lately.

  • @WagesofCine
    @WagesofCine 5 лет назад +13

    I'll have you both know that Speed Racer is cinematic masterpiece.

  • @Deftonesdsm
    @Deftonesdsm 3 года назад +2

    Bens edits add so much to this. Thanks Ben.
    Also this movie is an atrocity. I still enjoy sketching imaginary dragon ball characters. Wish i had all my old drawings from the 2000s.

  • @ArlanKels
    @ArlanKels 5 лет назад +5

    I love the fact that Toriyama saw this movie, saw how horrifyingly bad it was, and came back out of retirement because he refused to let this be the last Dragon Ball movie.

    • @akramirez
      @akramirez 5 лет назад +1

      And then ruined everything.

  • @nich6200
    @nich6200 5 лет назад +37

    I'm glad they showed arin at the end when mentioning speed racer fans

    • @TheWesinatorvids
      @TheWesinatorvids 5 лет назад +2

      What is that clip from?

    • @nich6200
      @nich6200 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheWesinatorvids not sure, I just know he's a big defender of that movie. In fact I think he's the only defender of that movie that I know of

    • @Stabby-Cat
      @Stabby-Cat 5 лет назад +13

      He’s the Speed Racer boy. He’s the one who speeds.

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD 5 лет назад +3

      @@nich6200 No I also defend that film it's good

    • @I_was_a_Bullfrog
      @I_was_a_Bullfrog 5 лет назад

      @@nich6200 a Belated Media video

  • @carnek
    @carnek 5 лет назад +8

    Jamie Chung is the only thing that I can save from this movie.
    "It's going to be difficult to miss a post-credit scene"
    "Actually no, super easy, barely an inconvenience"
    "You missed the post-credit scene biiiiiiiitch!"

  • @davehoyle9865
    @davehoyle9865 3 года назад +7

    Speed racer is not only one of the best pieces of cinema that has every put in theaters it is the single greatest adaptation of any media.

  • @erocketman7611
    @erocketman7611 5 лет назад +10

    Oh my god, I absolutely love that they mentioned Arin's love of Speed Racer!

  • @edgelordgaming8824
    @edgelordgaming8824 5 лет назад +17

    I hate this movie so bad that it made me hate the actors in this so much that I wouldn't watch shameless till now

  • @1080TJ
    @1080TJ 5 лет назад +13

    "Nah he was dead..."

  • @RealCarlosPerez
    @RealCarlosPerez 4 года назад +3

    “7 because I wish I was dead” 😂😂😂 wow that’s great

  • @icyjules
    @icyjules 5 лет назад +15

    Damn Jamie Chung is fine though.

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 3 года назад +8

      She was the only enjoyable thing to watch.

  • @thrashandburn10221
    @thrashandburn10221 Год назад +2

    "Who's Yamcha?"
    "...To shreds, you say?"

  • @QuestionMarc
    @QuestionMarc 5 лет назад +53

    Hey! Speed Racer is an excellent homage and love letter to the source material and I love it! Except for Spridle and Chim Chim, they can go straight to hell.

    • @bigstunna2049
      @bigstunna2049 5 лет назад +7

      Agreed, as a child speed racers visuals imprinted in my mind and I still love it to this day. And without speed racer then we wouldn't have the ninja assassin movie

    • @I_was_a_Bullfrog
      @I_was_a_Bullfrog 5 лет назад +6

      I first saw it a couple of years ago and thought it was the best anime to film adaptation I'd ever seen. It was stylised like an anime, but just wasn't animated.

    • @tristan8940
      @tristan8940 4 года назад +1

      Yup, the craft is pretty excellent, and the story and themes are actually pretty damn cool, albeit hamfisted here and there. And yes, the odd kid-friendly moment here and there sours an otherwise fun watch.

  • @DashCat9
    @DashCat9 5 лет назад +1

    I completely forgot they were going to use the containment technique in this movie. It comes up in Dragon Ball Super, too.
    This movie gets a *lot* of little beats perfectly, but the movie reeks of someone who *loves* Dragon Ball but *has no idea how to make a movie*.

  • @TheOtisUpham
    @TheOtisUpham 5 лет назад +5

    Editor, my fellow lovely! You read my mind with the Arin edit. He loves speed racer.

  • @antzpantz
    @antzpantz 5 лет назад +2

    Yay! You finally added the footnote that it had bad special effects! I didn't get the impression that this movie is garbage because YOU GUYS ARE JUST TOO GOOD. Time for the extended cut... I need to FEEL how bad it was.

  • @Warxoth
    @Warxoth 5 лет назад +7

    Netflix's Death Note is legitimately worse.

    • @YTJRBC2
      @YTJRBC2 4 года назад

      nahhhhhh dafoe puts it just over

  • @d4nniedark0
    @d4nniedark0 5 лет назад +1

    when i saw this at the theatre the movie actually cut out when goku gets knocked out in the final battle and it seemed like just a long blackout sequence till the ushers came in and told us to watch something else

  • @s4236521
    @s4236521 5 лет назад +45

    Pffsch as if this movie isn’t canon. Next thing you’ll tell me Akira Toriyama isn’t a Skrull.

    • @akramirez
      @akramirez 5 лет назад +1

      It would explain whatever the fuck Super and Minus are.

  • @zombie3833
    @zombie3833 3 года назад +2

    Evil Piccolo does die in the DB cartoon. The Piccolo in DBZ is the second Piccolo. The first Piccolo spits an egg out of his mouth when he dies.
    Also,....NERD!!!!!!

  • @wisewolftony
    @wisewolftony 5 лет назад +4

    Blades of the Immortal is my favorite live action anime or manga adapted film. It felt very much like a anime with the film basically being broken up into episodes. With each new opponent he has to fight being an episode with other parts sprinkled in to flesh out certain things. And the film follows that formula until the end when you get the huge epic final battle.

  • @CrocvsGator
    @CrocvsGator 2 года назад +1

    "Leave Jiren to me"-Chad Kroeger of Nickelback-2009

  • @ryantomlinson7754
    @ryantomlinson7754 5 лет назад +8

    Straight up calling out Arin for his speed racer love hahaha

  • @the6ig6adwolf
    @the6ig6adwolf 5 лет назад +3

    I miss 2009, Michael Joseph Jackson was still alive and probably auditioned for a part in this movie.

  • @dylanwolfe7215
    @dylanwolfe7215 5 лет назад +6

    He generates the first king of Hawaii
    *IM DEAD*

  • @darcanjel7
    @darcanjel7 5 лет назад +3

    I loved Speed Racer. I watched it with my son every day when he was younger. He loved it!

  • @Speedstar235
    @Speedstar235 5 лет назад +5

    Never laughed so hard on an alternate interpretation of a Kamehameha as a First King of Hawaii being a projectile being shot towards a target as Goku follows behind. It's a like a Dragon Punch but with the King instead of a dragon.
    The editing on that is godly.

  • @MiracleChips
    @MiracleChips 6 месяцев назад +2

    Imagine going back to 2009. Heaven.

  • @BeyondBlue22
    @BeyondBlue22 5 лет назад +33

    Speed Racer is actually really good though, it just got a bad rap because people didn't like the style of the visuals. Also Spritle. Yeah, I'll admit, he's annoying.

    • @I_was_a_Bullfrog
      @I_was_a_Bullfrog 5 лет назад

      Part of the reason I enjoyed it so much was due to the visuals. It was like a live action anime.

    • @tristan8940
      @tristan8940 4 года назад

      Definitely one of my favorites. I think that Sprite is the result of an attempt at faithfulness combined with “kid appeal” but if they just fully leaned into the mature elements and left him and Chim-Chim by the way side, I’d dare say that Speed Racer would be a great movie.

  • @ethanwatson6131
    @ethanwatson6131 4 года назад +1

    But Goku didn’t know about Namek, and Piccolo didn’t know about the Oozaru form, and he never went to school, and what???

  • @Kenisama
    @Kenisama 5 лет назад +6

    I bought this on a $2 bootleg, pirated, cam recorded video on DVD while I was deployed to Iraq and still felt ripped off after watching it.

  • @make.and.believe
    @make.and.believe 3 года назад +1

    6:00 - actually pouring out your drink before a brawl is pretty standard in the States. I learned that the hard way one night in Harlem.

  • @m4g1cM1KE
    @m4g1cM1KE 5 лет назад +7

    Deathnote the Netflix version was pretty bad too.

  • @ruyacloud9016
    @ruyacloud9016 3 года назад +1

    Its funny Bulma and Goku are Jimmy and Fiona in "Shameless" and that started shooting a year after this came out, Showtime saw them in 2009s "Dragonball: Evolution" and instantly thought lets build our next hit show around them.

  • @themortarman4722
    @themortarman4722 5 лет назад +5

    The instant transmission Kamehameha IS the best, great choice

  • @butchdeadlift10
    @butchdeadlift10 3 года назад +2

    I think the root of the screenplay's problems (aside from the big Hollywood dump the producers left on it) is that the screenwriter asked "What is Dragon Ball as a series" rather than "Who is Goku?".
    Goku is a nice guy, a buddy idiot that loves to fight, and is otherwise super chill. Hurt his friends and you see the fighting genius that he is.
    Goku in a nutshell.
    Make that a ghost mutant cyborg ninja pirate and it will still be Goku. BUT THE SCRIPT wanted Namekians, it wanted oozaru, it wanted ancient history.....................that it did not need. Makes you appreciate the simplicity of seeing Bulma and oolong on a motorcycle running away from a dinosaur in most anime opennings

  • @Gambit08
    @Gambit08 5 лет назад +7

    Did ProZD approve of being in a Caravan of garbage video?

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 4 года назад +1

    Other movies are so bad they kill the franchise, Dragonball Evolution was so bad, it went full circle and revived the franchise.

  • @FolgoreCZ
    @FolgoreCZ 5 лет назад +7

    I liked Speed Racer, it was nice family fun. I don't know the anime, so that might have something to do with it. Adaptation that was the worst imho is Space Battleship Yamato, awesome visual effects, but the actors were worse than a couple of students doing a fan film.

  • @kidkatanatv
    @kidkatanatv 3 года назад +1

    I find it hilarious James Marstars who played King Piccolo voiced Zamasu years later in a better Dragon Ball property....the irony

    • @farlonmuentes6004
      @farlonmuentes6004 2 года назад

      yeah, he knows the source material and he was actually a fan. when he discovered that he will be cast in the live action and stephen chow will be involved, he took it but they were just baited. no one has any idea about dragonball from the people in the filmmaking process but him. he can't make any inputs since he is only just an actor and not the writer even though he knows it more than the writers and Stephen chow wasn't even there and hardly involved in it.

  • @adarshsirsat9110
    @adarshsirsat9110 5 лет назад +48

    Speed racer is a good movie

  • @arnoldmanuel3311
    @arnoldmanuel3311 4 года назад +1

    Guys, kamehame ha means turtle destruction wave. It has nothing to do with the hawaian king

  • @InternetTAB
    @InternetTAB 4 года назад +5

    You're speaking a lot of dragonball z during this dragonball movie.
    The guy who wrote the screenplay later talked about how he had never watched the source material and apologized

  • @michaeldriggers7681
    @michaeldriggers7681 3 года назад +1

    This video convinced me I'm going to name my first child Remember Alamo Houston.

  • @ZackWelders
    @ZackWelders 5 лет назад +4

    16:02 There is also a "Fist of the North Star" movie you guys can check out.

    • @TitanGoji
      @TitanGoji 5 лет назад +2

      That one is so bad it's good 😂

    • @wisewolftony
      @wisewolftony 5 лет назад +1

      Only solid anime or manga adaptation I have seen to this date is Blades of the Immortal. Can't say how well it is adapted never seen the anime or read the manga. But I thought the movie was very entertaining and it kind of felt like a manga or anime. With it almost feeling like the movie was split up into condensed episodes or chapters with him having to fight a different enemies over the course of the movie until the final huge battle. I haven't seen Battle Angel don't really have much of an interest to at all but hear mixed feelings about it.

    • @TitanGoji
      @TitanGoji 5 лет назад

      @@wisewolftony If you're interested, I recently made a collab video with some friends about 20 live action anime adaptations that are worth a watch

    • @wisewolftony
      @wisewolftony 5 лет назад

      @@TitanGoji Yea that would be something I would be interested in seeing how I never even knew there was 20 live action adaptations. And the only ones I have ever seen other then Blades of the Immortal where pretty bad. Like the AOT live action film which I felt had bad special effects like how the Titans where literally just people in poorly made skin tight suits and then FMA film which I didn't think was terrible just very very average and that it's impossible to adapt a 64 episode anime into a 2 hour movie. Send me a link to that video and I'll give it a watch.

    • @TitanGoji
      @TitanGoji 5 лет назад

      @@wisewolftony Here you go! ruclips.net/video/9FAowHkmWDM/видео.html

  • @plucas1
    @plucas1 5 лет назад +1

    It's best that non-DBZ fans reviewed this, because with DBZ fans it would just be seventeen straight minutes of pained sobbing.

  • @twjohnsun
    @twjohnsun 5 лет назад +78

    From the bits of this movie I have seen (aka the clips in this video) I rate this film a dozen out of a bakers dozen of dragonballz.

  • @naetchboy
    @naetchboy 5 лет назад +2

    Freeze frame is the best ending. Especially if someone jumps into the air first.

  • @Thenesrookie
    @Thenesrookie 5 лет назад +8

    You should play the PSP game with the digitized actors from the movie....it's as bas as it sounds

  • @maxverellen7265
    @maxverellen7265 5 лет назад +1

    4:34 whoa, Maso. Is there some hate in your heart that you need to get out?

  • @funkeyhiphop
    @funkeyhiphop 5 лет назад +5

    Can't wait to see the Hollywood hair on the red carpet at the premiere, you know James has that goat hair on point

  • @davidholt2589
    @davidholt2589 4 года назад +1

    Emmy Rossum was sooooo fine in this movie
    "I give it 7 dragon balls out of 7 because after watching it..I WISH I was dead." Fucking brilliant and you got a sub after that.

  • @bryanstickell429
    @bryanstickell429 5 лет назад +4

    I prided myself on never watching this movie. And then you guys made a caravan of garbage about it and it was over. Bravo, your fans love you that much they'd torture themselves to hear your banter! Now to go cleanse my palette with Dragon Ball Super : Broly.

  • @holeephuck4421
    @holeephuck4421 3 года назад +1

    Let's not forget goku should be a child in this since grandpa gohan was still alive

  • @akaBoG
    @akaBoG 5 лет назад +3

    Speed Racer is a love letter to the original series and one of the most colorful flicks on film!

  • @alexworld1992
    @alexworld1992 29 дней назад

    "You want to metaphysically take me back to 2009 by way of a Nickleback Reference?!! THIS is how you remind me? Unbelievable..."

  • @johnnyvig14
    @johnnyvig14 5 лет назад +3

    Mr. Sunday Movies!!! And Mason!!! You two make my day whenever you post a video.

  • @RedDragonM1
    @RedDragonM1 3 года назад

    I was at a con a few years back, and I told Vic Mingnogna about the movie. "Nah, they aren't doing that." "Oh, Piccolo is being played by Spike from Buffy." "Krillian's not in it!" "They don't mention that." "He goes to HIGH SCHOOL!!" Vic's eyes got wider and wider. And he leaned in and said "Are you kidding me? Are they trying to piss off the fans? you serious?" And guess what? He saw it. He said it was one of the WORST things he saw in his life!

  • @ObnoxiousMole
    @ObnoxiousMole 5 лет назад +5

    That Infinity War freeze frame had me absolutely howling 😂😂

  • @roinujdnalevelc2235
    @roinujdnalevelc2235 2 года назад +1

    The piccolo from dbz is piccolo Jr and his dad was trapped inside a magic jar

  • @ellbent
    @ellbent 5 лет назад +39

    The only Dragon Ball villain better than Frieza
    Fuller
    Edit: Only three people here get the joke XDDD

    • @pingpanda2525
      @pingpanda2525 5 лет назад +2

      The fuck...Cell...Cell is the best....no others compare!

    • @alchemystudios846
      @alchemystudios846 5 лет назад +4

      Fuller base form

    • @upback5272
      @upback5272 5 лет назад

      Fat buu best character arc though

    • @VicEntity
      @VicEntity 5 лет назад

      If there was a sequel Fuller would have become Krillin.

    • @wiseguy1512
      @wiseguy1512 5 лет назад

      Guys... guys... garlic jr

  • @ktp01
    @ktp01 Год назад +2

    Why didnt the post credits have a reincarnation of some sort of piccollo, like the source material, like something actually interesting other than just being a bit sicky in a bed.