The Most Uncomfortable Massage Ever. David Studebaker

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  • Опубликовано: 10 июл 2023
  • The most uncomfortable massage ever may have been experienced by David Studebaker. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special David talks about awkward massages, finance, and his great ideas for Shar Tank. Whether you're someone who has never had a massage, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from David Studebaker is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @Jules-dn9jl
    @Jules-dn9jl Год назад +67

    He works the crowd really well. He's obviously a pro at reading people.

  • @sharg.1065
    @sharg.1065 Год назад +10

    I loved the crowd work. He wasn’t making fun of anyone but still was funny. Thanks for the laughs and the positivity!

  • @mareezy
    @mareezy Год назад +6

    Now THIS is why I watch drybar. Thank you 😂

  • @edithdlp8045
    @edithdlp8045 Год назад +15

    His comedy is refreshing and out of the ordinary.

  • @billyholly
    @billyholly Год назад +13

    This is some of THE most original material I've heard here. I can't say I was laughing hard but he kept me laughing the whole clip!

  • @gonnadanceagain
    @gonnadanceagain Год назад +30

    Yep! I used to be a massage therapist for 3-1/2 years & it happens. I've had clients say STOP! Can you massage something else for a while?

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 Год назад

      I had an _amazing_ massage therapist and with him I learned how to relax and let the massage happen rather than tense up against it, to the point where after a few years I was having him use his elbow to unkink my muscles.

  • @majoroldladyakamom6948
    @majoroldladyakamom6948 Год назад +38

    Funny set! More, please?
    For those prayer warriors, I have a special request. My mom had a stroke in her sleep a few nights ago. She can barely walk, and can't remember so many things, like her phone number, etc.
    Her name is Betty, and she will be 85 on New Year's Eve.
    Thanks, everyone.
    Blessings to y'all.

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 Год назад +8

      I also had a stroke at age 43 (five years ago). Doctors gave my family 30% possibilities of my survival and here I am. I use a walker but othee than that I am fine. Don't loose faith, your mother will get over this one with time and players. There is nothing impossible even if the doctors say otherwise. I wish your mom the best.

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 Год назад +3

      @@edithdlp8045
      Praise His Holy Name.
      Hallelujah. ⚘️🙏⚘️

    • @mariangelasanabria9049
      @mariangelasanabria9049 Год назад +4

      Can every one who has parents that are suffering dementia like symptoms PLEASE check their blood pressure! We thought my mom was dying and getting alzheimer's like her parents before her. Her sister died of a heart attack in her 50s. The family is prone to high blood pressure, despite not being overweight. My aunt at 100 lbs was denied proper care by her sister and was nearly mentally incapacitated, both my mom and my aunt are able to function properly again because my sister and my dad respectively jumped in and lowered their blood pressure. If you're unsure for yourself and are scared of the doctor get outside in bare feet or get a pet to go in and out to bring you electrons to aid in proper blood distribution. Don't just believe dementia is inevitable. Please help your parents and neighbors!

    • @KathyBGood
      @KathyBGood Год назад +2

      not a prayer warrior, but I will pray now for your mom. and you!

    • @louisaisthankful4603
      @louisaisthankful4603 Год назад +2

      Healing blessings! ✝

  • @realemonful
    @realemonful Год назад +24

    He's one of the better ones I've seen in a while

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Год назад +1

      Probably haven't seen your ex and kid in a while, have you?

  • @jacnjoe
    @jacnjoe Год назад +5

    So funny! I want to see more from this guy!

  • @alanharris986
    @alanharris986 Год назад +5

    Wreck it Ralph! 😂

  • @coleengoodell7523
    @coleengoodell7523 Год назад +14

    I'm one of those who tries to find the positive in a negative and have expressed how well the food poisoning diet works. Same for the stomach virus diet and the stress diet. I may feel like complete crap, but am back in those jeans I grew out of. Marvelous!

    • @Five0Five
      @Five0Five Год назад +2

      I stress cook. It doesn't help me at all.

    • @bobberndt9744
      @bobberndt9744 Год назад +3

      Some of us may prefer you out of those jeans 👖. Just thinking out loud.😊

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Год назад

      ​@@bobberndt9744I'm sure your mother has been out of hers plenty of times.

    • @donaldreason5664
      @donaldreason5664 11 месяцев назад

      Breason
      😂😮😂😮😂
      Get well soon...

    • @heavnxbound
      @heavnxbound 11 месяцев назад

      Stress made me addicted to sugar and now I’m fat. Sadly the stress diet doesn’t work for everyone :)

  • @terriwetz6077
    @terriwetz6077 Год назад +6

    Surprised me a bit with saying 2 true things about 2 different men like that. I think he surprised himself too, LOL! 😄

  • @didlybobidly9721
    @didlybobidly9721 Год назад +2

    “ the oracle of dry bar is here”
    💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Rosie_C
    @Rosie_C Год назад +6

    Only ever gotten a massage from my husband… I could never relax enough to actually enjoy a stranger giving me a massage. I can hardly relax at the chiropractor.

  • @aloysiusmaina2625
    @aloysiusmaina2625 Год назад +1

    Some really impressive deductions.

  • @annetteglass2006
    @annetteglass2006 Год назад +3

    I received a brochure from a motel in Las Angeles that included "bullet proof doors" in their list of amenities.

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 Год назад

      If they felt the need to note that, then you’re happy they did…and it also let you know not to leave _a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g._ in your car.

    • @TubeAngst
      @TubeAngst 10 месяцев назад

      Las Angeles: bullet-proof doors
      Los Angeles: No doors

  • @feralkat9370
    @feralkat9370 Год назад +3

    Great crowd work, both enjoyed it!
    Some make their targets and us cringe when it gets too personal or downright discriminatory
    Well done!

  • @NatalieRayne
    @NatalieRayne Год назад +1

    Brilliant! 🤣

  • @jameslipke354
    @jameslipke354 Год назад +3

    Studebaker! What a fantastic last name! You can make the claim, "That's right, Studebaker's the name which means I've been a Classic since the day I was born. What's your Superpower?" This guy is AWESOME!!! 🤣 WE WANT MORE!!! Being a Stand Up Comedian on stage has to be initially terrifying based on hoping the crowd will love your material; but when you can couple that with really very good PHYSICAL comedy as well, you should GO FAR IN YOUR CAREER. Robin Williams is a prime example of how far you can go by being gifted to be able to write great material and add physical comedy as well. Not every comedian can do that. YOU'RE GONNA GO FAR KID!!! ❤ Dear Lord! My husband Jim DVR's Shark Tank. True story. 🤣
    ~ APRIL LIPKE

  • @commonsensecorner7275
    @commonsensecorner7275 Год назад +1

    Talk about - “Nail on the head” 😆

  • @wayneyadams
    @wayneyadams Год назад

    Thanks!

  • @stephanieharries7746
    @stephanieharries7746 Год назад +1

    ❤ like him😂

  • @kiffaj9982
    @kiffaj9982 Год назад +1

    This guy's bloody good.
    Queenslander.👍🤪👍

  • @blairraker
    @blairraker 10 месяцев назад

    Heard u on That Story Show- hilarious!!

  • @eldonhoward7925
    @eldonhoward7925 11 месяцев назад

    He is really funny! 😃

  • @newyorknight
    @newyorknight Год назад +3

    Very funny guy👍

  • @markinator8826
    @markinator8826 11 месяцев назад

    Hilarious!!

  • @LamRashon
    @LamRashon 11 месяцев назад

    Hilarious! Reminds me of Ray Romano

  • @DurpVonFronz
    @DurpVonFronz Год назад +8

    Wow, still no full special.. been over 6months since the last one.

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Год назад

      Your parents must be very proud that they raised such a whiner.

    • @NyanyiC
      @NyanyiC Год назад +1

      😂Lol. So entitled. I think you can pay for the specials otherwise you can wait patiently like the rest of us broke/cheap people😁

    • @DurpVonFronz
      @DurpVonFronz Год назад

      @@NyanyiC So judgy, u seem fun.. and we have been waiting. go look at how the specials were put out before, this is the longest we have waited. chop chop..!!

    • @NyanyiC
      @NyanyiC Год назад

      I hope your wish is granted soon 🤗

  • @stephencurry8552
    @stephencurry8552 Год назад +1

    Fantastic natural timing. Inventive.

  • @stephen5804
    @stephen5804 Год назад

    Thanks you're goog.

  • @Hallucinato444
    @Hallucinato444 Год назад +1

    Lars Ulrich is doing stand up now

  • @donaldreason5664
    @donaldreason5664 11 месяцев назад

    Breason
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SirAdamMeek
    @SirAdamMeek Год назад

    Pro Tip LOL

  • @gabriellalaplace
    @gabriellalaplace Год назад +1

    Cool, 😅

  • @Laffbreak
    @Laffbreak Год назад +1

    I wonder how they wash the glasses in a drybar?

  • @giocomosmith6976
    @giocomosmith6976 Год назад +2

    Little Caesar’s is good pizza!

  • @NyanyiC
    @NyanyiC Год назад +4

    He is 31! He looks like he is in his early 20s!

  • @Pride-Rock
    @Pride-Rock Год назад

    😂😂

  • @joninature
    @joninature Год назад

    the oracle

  • @Vincent-ke5zn
    @Vincent-ke5zn Год назад

    He called that one exactly 💯 %right

  • @MrsC1223
    @MrsC1223 Год назад +1

    😂

  • @Steve-ze1mz
    @Steve-ze1mz Год назад +1

    😂😭🤣

  • @guardianangel9517
    @guardianangel9517 Год назад

    🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Nusaiba89
    @Nusaiba89 Год назад

    Niceeeee

  • @jerseattle0722
    @jerseattle0722 Год назад

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ 😂😅

  • @joninature
    @joninature Год назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lindaward3156
    @lindaward3156 10 месяцев назад

    love Bob Seger - but that would be weird!

  • @Green3Eagle
    @Green3Eagle Год назад +1

    At 4:10 he should have just stopped his performance and announced to the audience that he was off to buy a lottery ticket.

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Год назад

      Your dad should have picked up a pack of condoms while he was buying his lottery tickets and then made the world wouldn't have to put with your ignorance.

  • @redrockgsd
    @redrockgsd Год назад

    Omg!

  • @stephen5804
    @stephen5804 Год назад

    BANK ONIT.

  • @apelikepresident
    @apelikepresident Год назад +1

    Who wears socks to bed?

    • @dixieboy5689
      @dixieboy5689 11 месяцев назад +1

      My old girlfriend , Georgie, wore socks to bed.

  • @truerthanyouknow9456
    @truerthanyouknow9456 10 месяцев назад

    Masseur

  • @jesussaves3250
    @jesussaves3250 11 месяцев назад

    Tried of always fighting and being miserable ? And wondering what the point to this life is ? Can I suggest Christ? He gives eternal life and peace . You owe it to yourself

  • @docstockandbarrel
    @docstockandbarrel Год назад +2

    If the guy has a masseuse name, he's a woman.

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Год назад

      You mean a name like yours, ma'am?

    • @docstockandbarrel
      @docstockandbarrel Год назад

      @@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt masseur is a male massage therapist. Masseuse is a female massage therapist. You were this many days old when you learned something.

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Год назад

      @@docstockandbarrel actually, I already knew that. Therefore, you didn't teach me anything.
      So, you were this many days old when you learned that you know nothing to teach.

    • @docstockandbarrel
      @docstockandbarrel Год назад +2

      @@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt actually I'm this many years old when I found out you're not as funny as you think you are.

  • @Commex17
    @Commex17 Год назад +2

    Genial, excellent kid🔥@DavidStudebaker

  • @AngelsHikari
    @AngelsHikari Год назад

    😂😂😂