“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reasons.” - The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Apparently they a have a means of comunicating with their young ones, as they are afraid of the same things their parents are without having experienced them before. They are amazing birbs.
@@burialgoods "Evolution can you give me **burialgoods?** " "to **laugh at voiced memes?** " "yesssssssss" "actually **stumbles into esoteric knowledge and forbidden truths**" "like a boss"
Corvids are proof that intelligence doesn’t mean sadism and that dolphins have 0 excuse, I actually have a small murder of crows that lives in my back-yard, i helped them raise a fledgling who failed to take flight & i often see him around still with the rest of the flock
Crows are lowkey friends. Theyre very smart, they do actions probably few other animals can think of performing, and they will become your friend if you help them out too
@@Kandiifl00f They also feast on carrion and are heavily associated with the wastelands of ancient battlefields. So I'm pretty sure Vikings saw that pretty often.
I once fed a bunch of grackles like half a bun of a McDonalds McMuffin. They were like an hour and a half away from where I live. I hope they remember me if I ever visit again.
they also invented fetch from their relationship with wolves and they learned to attack predator birds near their nests like eagles from the back of theirs necks since they cant fight back and are forced to leave
Here's burialgoods bringin' a tear to this eye. _The Crow That Lived Like No Other_ is another lovely story. The price of a good crow is a broken heart....
Robbers, gifters, mockers, goofers, even friends and enemies to some . There is a lot of words to say about crows, but the most important thing about them is the mutuality - They treat you as you treat them. They are as independent as cats, as metal as metal, as smart as fuck, and can be mean like no one else to those who cannot appreciate their way of life (beware of their pick and guano!) I rate them 4 stars out of 5 (1 star must be deducted for "nugget stealing")
I trained the Crows that live in the trees around the parking lot where I work to bring me coins. I give them the food that's left over in the parking lot in return.
We could all learn a thing or two from the great crow; the mind can be a gateway towards happiness if it's child-like wonder is kept as much as possible
Evolution wise the smartest crows were able to learn the tactics and patterns of would be predators, meaning they survived while the dumber didn't. This meant that over time crows got smarter and a byproduct of this is that they are smart enough to have fun. "Fun" for most animals is simply playfully smacking each other, but crows are able to use the environment around them for whatever they want, such as using corrugated metal roofs and scraps of metal to slide.
There are cases of corvids stealing jewellery, money and other things to try and exchange for food Heard of a meme based on birds getting fed bread if they gave stuff and better quality bread if that thing was money The devs would never let crows grow bigger than a foot tall or they would be op
It takes _higher order thinking_ to appreciate the simple pleasures in life
Yes
“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reasons.”
- The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Hey
@@FamusJamus fuck dolphins
@@FamusJamus "New York" - man that aged poorly
If a childlike desire to play in snow makes me a goof, so be it.
WE’RE BUILDING A SNOW FORT, BOYS!
SAGELYYYYYYY
The most loyal fan ever. We love you
OMW!
I’ll get a structural engineer. This shit’ll have *layers.*
@@helmyshenouda5477 Channel member, early access. He is a legend
Remember, crows can spot a FED easily thanks to their high intellect
crows are the only real species of birds the rest are spy bots
@@pinktrue5647Corvids were the only dinosaur survivors of the KT extinction. The Govt wants you to think they were like spy bots.
Also crow are black, therefore not glowing.
Helps they glow in the dark
Comes in handy when they need to slide.
Crows and Ravens: trade gifts, love shiny things, and always remember a kindness or a slight.
They are my favorite birbs.
They are the best familiars, in my experience.
Corvids in general ar the best birbs
Apparently they a have a means of comunicating with their young ones, as they are afraid of the same things their parents are without having experienced them before. They are amazing birbs.
Bro forgot Magpies
Corvidae gang RISE UP
Agreed. They’re such intelligent animals; they’re like us in many ways. It’s sad they’re so misunderstood.
WE NEED MORE "EVOLUTION CAN YOU GIVE ME" VIDEOS
I made a playlist of all the ones I've done so far, will do more as I find them
@@burialgoods
"Evolution can you give me **burialgoods?** "
"to **laugh at voiced memes?** "
"yesssssssss"
"actually **stumbles into esoteric knowledge and forbidden truths**"
"like a boss"
@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174
flee, it‘s his *primogenitor*
The entire family tree of Corvidae are just birds with childlike glee.
I agree
Corvids are proof that intelligence doesn’t mean sadism and that dolphins have 0 excuse, I actually have a small murder of crows that lives in my back-yard, i helped them raise a fledgling who failed to take flight & i often see him around still with the rest of the flock
And then Magpies are sadistic sociopaths
They also remember faces and hold grudges.
Love how you’ve taken the Master’s vague voice concept and just gone wild with it
Are you going to join the unity? Or will you die here?
@@MinecraftKarol2005I'd rather slide.
I always try to give a piece my food when a crow is around
So that when the feds catch up, you can escape by making the crows pick you up and fly away huh?
Wise choice, hooman
Drops stones in unreachable places to raise water level
That’s the type of higher thinking we about boi.
Existentialism mixed with absurdism , give me that joy!
A blooming flower & Rising sun do not need purpose to be beautiful; simply enjoying life is enough; crows figured it out so why can’t all of us?
@@pixellordm8780 we did, we’ve made a example of good tidings from interaction alone, that we said “Why not the crows?”
@@pixellordm8780Perhaps. Yet if there is teleology and purpose behind it I come to appreciate and find it beautiful even moreso.
I think people are skipping their high intellect allows them to prepare for winter and enjoy it instead of flying south like other goobers
It probably helps that they’re very opportunistic eaters
Crows became silly....
@@pro_154this is correct.
Your entire channel feels like the Master from Fallout decided to get into voice acting, and I'm HERE FOR IT
I love this attention Corvids are getting. Keep it coming.
Every genius lets the innocent child in them come out and play.
Based corvidposting right after witnessing a magpie mocking and fooling around three cats behind my gym. This is a sign for something.
Crows are lowkey friends. Theyre very smart, they do actions probably few other animals can think of performing, and they will become your friend if you help them out too
Girls: "ewww a crow they're bringers of bad luck"
Boys: "odin is with us brothers"
Yes sir
It’s quite fitting that they were Odin’s knowledge-gatherers in Norse mythology. They’re some of the most intelligent animals.
@@Kandiifl00f their names mean thought and mind/memory
Pointlessly gendered nonsense
@@Kandiifl00f They also feast on carrion and are heavily associated with the wastelands of ancient battlefields.
So I'm pretty sure Vikings saw that pretty often.
*BEFRIENDING THE SPIRALS GONE HORRIBLY RIGHT*
I once fed a bunch of grackles like half a bun of a McDonalds McMuffin. They were like an hour and a half away from where I live. I hope they remember me if I ever visit again.
Evolution seems to be a good sport, tbh.
the corvidae shall inherit the earth
hehe playing in de snoooooow
0:05 when you become self aware while playing outside
I was blindsided by that "like a goof". I fully expected the "like a boss" line and that just came out of nowhere.
they also invented fetch from their relationship with wolves
and they learned to attack predator birds near their nests like eagles from the back of theirs necks since they cant fight back and are forced to leave
Glad to see Spamton has a [BIG SHOT] youtube channel now
Burialgoods posts yet more evidence that he would totally have been in that new Crow movie if they'd asked him.
W meme
Best channel on RUclips doesn't exi--
Crows: WE WANT SNOW!
They also avoid predators with their higher intelligence.
And play in the snow
IT'S SLIDING TIME
When the spooky bird turns out to be swell
Here's burialgoods bringin' a tear to this eye. _The Crow That Lived Like No Other_ is another lovely story. The price of a good crow is a broken heart....
Robbers, gifters, mockers, goofers, even friends and enemies to some . There is a lot of words to say about crows, but the most important thing about them is the mutuality - They treat you as you treat them. They are as independent as cats, as metal as metal, as smart as fuck, and can be mean like no one else to those who cannot appreciate their way of life (beware of their pick and guano!)
I rate them 4 stars out of 5 (1 star must be deducted for "nugget stealing")
He's in my head! Why else does this show up immediately after 3 days of crow/raven videos being pushed in my feed?!
Cuz we're all in your head, this is all your padded room psychotic fantasy. Please don't wake up, we'll all disappear!
big crow propaganda
@@DsiakMondala They said that birds were government drones... they were wrong, birds were *the* government, all along...
As a crow I can confirm sliding time is quite enjoyable 🐦⬛
These video's of random things asking evolution for traits have gotta be my favorite
Corvids are based.
ｌｉｋｅａｇｏｏｆ
I trained the Crows that live in the trees around the parking lot where I work to bring me coins.
I give them the food that's left over in the parking lot in return.
Meanwhile, the crows think they trained you! 😆
Sometimes I wish I could fly like bird without giving up my human form.
Evolution, can you give me, BURIALGOODS?
To watch 30 second cryptic youtube videos?
YeEeEeEs…
ACTUALLY watches burialgoods LIKE A BOSS
Who voiced this, the Master from Fallout?
For real though, good stuff. Fun.
We could all learn a thing or two from the great crow; the mind can be a gateway towards happiness if it's child-like wonder is kept as much as possible
Top Dollar voice clip. Excellent.
0:12 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
That Top Dollar voice clip scared the fuck out of me.
Never i thought i would hear 'Purple Stain' somewhere other than my playlist.
pretty sure this is my new favorite vid from you mate
Grab your biggest, sturdiest and cleanest trash can lids boys we’re being like the birds and play in the snow
CAW!
Man I love you burialgoods
Yeeesss nice, but... why he slidin to ourple stain? :^)
Why is this just the master from fallout 1😂
every single one of these is unique in its own way, but all of them are goods
Another one for the evolution saga!
Corvids are awesome
Crows and ravens being the best animals as always
Can someone explain ?
Birb
Evolution wise the smartest crows were able to learn the tactics and patterns of would be predators, meaning they survived while the dumber didn't. This meant that over time crows got smarter and a byproduct of this is that they are smart enough to have fun. "Fun" for most animals is simply playfully smacking each other, but crows are able to use the environment around them for whatever they want, such as using corrugated metal roofs and scraps of metal to slide.
We got 2 types of explanation 😂
simply grand
_ARE WE HAVIN’ FUN, OR WHAT?!_
Corvidae master race
Cant wait when evolution gives crows enough wisdom and recording power to make a crow civilization
honestly that could actually be kind-of cool... a distinct civilization from our own, that also inhabits Earth.
LIKE A GOOF
top notch
53 seconds ago is abysmal
Crow sound clip in Crow video.
Fun fact, the master absorbed humans AND (probably) CROWS!!!!
I love the voices so much, mix of soft and aggression. Very similiar to the master from fallout.
they are now building nests out of metal spikes apparently...or turning metal spikes into nests...either way, the birds win!
Crows are the divine symbol of death and spark fear in hearts of many. The reapers sign and only warning. Yet, they crave snowballs.
Finally, some recognition
And I'm sure he won't use that higher order thinking to divebomb-shit on everyone's car.
There are cases of corvids stealing jewellery, money and other things to try and exchange for food
Heard of a meme based on birds getting fed bread if they gave stuff and better quality bread if that thing was money
The devs would never let crows grow bigger than a foot tall or they would be op
Willybum, willybum, willybum, willybum willybum willybum
burial goods meowing is the highlight of my day
I shall raise a crow army and teach them stuff you teach 7 years old children for fun. I know how fitting it is yes.
i am obsessed with the compressed little caws
This is also basically what happened in the garden of Eden.
Why does the crow talk like the colective from fallout 1
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought it sounded like the master lmaoooo
I like crow because of that. They will bother cats for the heck of it. Little trolls.
Bro, i love crows, Is my favorite animal
Now THIS is higher order thinking
crows are an insight into what human life would be like if we weren't the apex predator
If you ever feel bad for having fun, remember that boredom and subsequently doing shit just for fun is a sign of high intelligence in animald
EVOLUTION!!!
GIVE ME ""HIGHER ORDER THINKING""!
AND MY LIFE IS Y O U R S!!
Like a goof!* Stupid autocorrect
The Kenku will rise from the ashes of our timeline
I kove crows, their voices are a bit creepy but they are awesome
Now you gotta actually live your life as a mere familiar
Algorithm is on fire today
And what of it? Theyre having fun
Also dipping their nuggets
I am your 66,666th viewer
O LORD
TEACH ME
HIGHER ORDER THINKING
Not even the avian goths can deny the joys of snowday
Crows & Ravens are the best birds