Crotch Rocket Cleaning Tips
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- Опубликовано: 25 июл 2024
- Because crotch rockets need cleaning too!
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Tip number one: Try not to clean a bike in the blazing sun for obvious reasons. If however you happen to be an incredibly important RUclipsr with a Thomas the Tank Engine voice who’s been been experiencing a heatwave for over a month and simply can’t afford to put your videos on hold for any longer, then get out there and get on with it!
Car Cleaning Guru haha thanks tho
Now I have the Thomas theme song stuck in my head.....thanks CCG....
Car Cleaning Guru I animate the new Thomas shows. Now I'm never going to unhear your voice haha
What a job! Maybe I could voice a new mobile train cleaning train called Guru haha.
I feel your pain! I'm a self employed valeter and had to clean two cars yesterday (16th July). It was 35 degrees, in a car park with no shade, and my big ol' generator running as well. Not the nicest experience!
I’ve watched probably 1000’s of youtube detailing videos. You sir, have the best video editing of them all. And you are a top level pro detailer to boot.
The craziest part is you are actually working will filming which makes the video that much better. Very satisfying to watch. Thank you
By the way that's probably the first love heart I've ever posted.
@@CarCleaningGuru you actually did on a previous video good sir. It was about someone keeping his poo shoots clean with a polishing ball.
My favourite part of bike cleaning is once it looks perfect taking it for a blast.. Where more often than not, within about 30 seconds, a swarm of about 1,000 or so flies decide that they'd prefer to be squished all over my pride and joy rather than doing fly stuff. Usually within about 10 minutes the seagull heard in this video at 4:35 has tracked me down and launched a couple of his bike-seeking missiles all over it!! I've found that paraffin works just as well as the commercial chain cleaners (if not better) and is cheap as chips by comparison. Follow that with a thin coat of chain wax and Bob's your uncle.
A lot of people use kerosene too I gather.
Can you read us a book? That voice is amazing
I've never seen this channel before, it takes slow commentary to a new level.
Glad you've done this. There are some appalling videos out there on bike cleaning. For example, using a brush on the engine and wheels then moving on to the bike's paint work with the same brush!
Just discovered this video, even though it's 3 years old..... As a motorcycle mechanic and amateur detail enthusiast, I feel this video should be provided to everyone when they get a motorcycle licence, and everyone who starts working in the motorcycle industry!
So many simple tips that take years to learn when you have to trial and error by yourself :)
Cheers!
Son of the year award goes to Car Cleaning Guru!
Yaaaayyy! Having been riding bikes for about 30 years there still is more to learn about cleaning them. Thanks for posting this little gem mr.Guru, much appreciated! :-D
Also a shout out to the owner of this gorgeous machine. Love it.
I cleaned my bike yesterday. The wife polished my helmet.
I'm right You're wrong does she ride too?
RUclips Visitor not as well as she did on day one, but once dusted off she can still go like the clappers.
I'm right You're wrong 👍
te he
Now now.
My favorite are the brushing parts !
Nicely done, it's worth rubbing a bit of ACF-50 over any parts that could rust for extra protection, great stuff. Obviously stainless steel and plastics won't need any, you can mask the disks and calipers and tyres to do nuts bolts and forks. It's good on electrical connections including battery terminals too.
I watch tons of car detailing vids on RUclips; this was super refreshing to watch. I just finishing convincing myself, yet again, that it's not worth it for me to buy a bike...then GURU drops this on me. Thanks GURU, thanks.
Awesome video! I like cleaning my bike and just realised what I did wrong all the time, keep up the great work!
Can't unsee how close to the house you parked your car :P
marcel pirš did he hit the house
marcel pirš I thought it was just me who noticed that!! Too close for comfort imo!
Just keeping it away from passers by on the pavement!
very nice job, had a bike a year or so now and only just started detailing it along side my car, love showing it off at meets, some great tips hear!
Appreciate the video, keep them coming 👍
Such therapeutic videos.. Plus seagull sounds make we want to go to the beach
Hi CCG,imust admit I didn't think I wasn't gonna enjoy this video but I did,seeing you doing so many cars cleaned and this one I liked it,great video.
Very good guy, thanks for the video and dedication to work and editing.
Well done mate love the bike cleaning video great work
Still loving the videos, have bikes myself so was pretty good to see this. 👍 Keep up the good videos my friend. 😎😎
Thanks for the video, Guru! Now I am de stressed so that I can start my day. Love you, man!
Great video as always!!
Top job on a top bike great video guru as always👍👍
Thanks for making this video, given me a few tips 👍👍
awesome video and even better backdrop of the C30 - subbed 👈🏼
Long over due ! Nice work :o)
i like how you clean your bike. coz thats how i do it.
great video. this is the first detailing video that i can really relate.
You forgot the most important step...The post wash bike spray. AFC50 or MucOff BikeSpray are decent. Drives out moisture, lubricates and protects. Spray on electrical components and suspension to prolong life of rubbers seals etc.
Decent video and love the detail.
Your voice is truly amazing!
Good job sir. Thank you for keeping dodgy music at bay
Thank you so much for this video! I was too waiting bike cleaning video :)
finally a great how to video on cleaning motorbikes. I notice that you use a wax on the bodywork near the seat. It's worth mentioning that wax is obviously slippy so it's important not to get any on there. seats on motorbikes are usually simple to remove and involve the key and a single latch which keeps it in place with a few tabs to line it up correctly
Nice job, nice vid, nice bike 👍🏻
Very common sense. Glad I've been doing it right all this time. Glad to get validation!
First, you're videos are insanely hypnotic. There is no good reason why someone would be up at 12am watching videos on how to clean something. Bravo on the great detailed videos.
2nd, I own a matte black Honda CBR1000rr (2016 for reference). I live where the weather is more tropical and my rides involve getting bugs smeared all over my front end (and helmet). How do you recommend going about cleaning in order to protect the Matte finish of the bike?
Great advice! I especially agree with the part about hot air drying..... corrosion is what kills most bikes’ electrics, especially Italian ones like your dad’s.
Nice job, as usual. 👍
I love your volvo so much!
Another great video 👍
I'm glad you chose to put up a bike cleaning video. Would you consider doing a video on cleaning a faired, very dirty bike. I was thinking chain grease everywhere, as the tools you used wouldn't shift this and I would be really interested to see how you'd tackle it. Cheers, Nick
Job well done! That Blaster Sidekick looks to be a really good piece of kit. Money well spent.
Great vid joe... 👍😎😎😎🇬🇧🇬🇧
Thanks a lot for this video. I washed my first ever motorcycle yesterday, a Yamaha MT07. I did basically what you did my I should have done things you did.
Next time I know.
Cheers
I have so much respect for the way you create these videos.
Perhaps you could do a thorough cleaning of a road bike in the future? ;)
Subscribed long ago 👍🏻 never detailed a bike so looked at several vids on here and lord have mercy 🙄🤯 wouldn't even think to do a bike the way they showed since a few mates have asked me to do theirs recently. I knew my RUclips mucker Car Cleaning Guru must have one ... cheers! That's more like it 🏆
I first switched to two buckets and learnt to machine polish around 2006. I used to have bikes but knocked that on the head around 2003. Wish I had my detailing arsenal and knowledge in my biking days, could have brought them up to such a higher level.
Now do a lorry!!
More of these motocycles cleaning videos please!
Top job! One of the best bike cleaning vids on the Tube, except the chain cleaning which I have to disagree with but I have an auto chain oiler fitted which means a quick wipe with a paraffin soaked rag is all that's needed. Top marks for the T shirt, had some great times at the Manx!👍
What a beast that bike, love it!!
Awesome 😁 Cool bike mate !
I alwsys protect polished Aluminum-Surfaces like Wheels of my KTM or exhaust-pipes with HighTemp Paste Wax by FinishKare.
Helps a lot, especially breakdust doesn't stay on the wheels and the polished surface stays for much longer (~1 season).
Same on matte carwheels. ✌🏼
Love your work, keep on !!
Greets from Germany ✌🏼
Great vlog. Bike looks good
Top job... The bike looks factory fresh!
Great vid
great video my friend, I am going to start doing the pocket thing with the Microfiber Towel like you do, I think is pretty neat!
Just make sure they're not full of grit first!
God damn it! You had me at "Crotch Rocket" :D Love it!
Best to use bike chain cleaner or kerosene depending on where you’re located to prevent from ruining the rings in your chain. Awesome commentary!!
Please make a nother video for motorcycles. Love it
Superb video 😎👍🏻
NEXT UP: How to detail your driveway.
cambo1200 how to detail your detailing products
He did it
@@prescottwarshawsky899 ruclips.net/video/vfEYTKW5bpA/видео.html
Love the C30 in the back
And the Tuono of course :)
We used to use chainsaw oil on our chains as it tended to stay relatively clear and not fly off the moment you started moving
Finally! Thank you!
great upload ta
Nice job 👍🏻
I always clean the chain before i wash the bike and lube the chain after ive fully washed the bike Awesome video though bud, nice to see a bike on your page :)
Nice vid guru
Beautiful bike! I miss my bikes but I don't miss the injuries 😂
Niamh Healy lol
You need to learn how to ride properly then lol ;)
I can ride fine lol what can you do when an oncoming car comes on to your side of the road and hits you head on?
Niamh Healy Well not a lot, sometimes lol, it does depend on many factors.
I had someone come over from the other side but not fully so was no issue really, still pissed me off of course.
It is in a recent video but the gopro dose not show distance well due to the fisheye lens, he came further over than it looks.
You got lucky. I had nowhere to go lol the b*tch kept driving too with me under her car trapped by my bike. When she eventually stopped, swung her door open and smacked me on the head with it. She sat there crying while I comforted her bleeding all over the place .... Lmao it was ridiculous!
The way this man says words is great
I’m a good word-sayer 👀.
A voz desse cara me da uma tranquilidade
I was just wondering if you detailed bike! I'm getting one soon and was curious how to clean it
Ace job Guru😀👍🏾
This was super useful even moreso because I have exactly the same bike as your dad 👌
finally someone made a proper bike cleaning video
thanks for this!!!
Why is this like a ASMR. You man have sure earned my sub
Boom!
@@CarCleaningGuru hi
Dude your tattoos are awesome 👌
Great t-shirt !! A friend of mine on the front. Sadly no longer with us. Another good video, thanks for sharing.
My dads shirt haha, I did hear of a fatality at the races this year.
When adding a lube to chain it is a good idea to lube break pads aswell as they tend to squeak after cleaning.
What a funny coincidence, Iam also a Volvo C30 and a Aprilia owner :)
Love the bike 👌
Top job 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
More bikes please. Great vid!
Love this guy!!! Would love to meet him!
For future reference... when re-lubing the chain, you lube the inside, not the outside as you did in the video. Centrifugal force will push the lube to the outside of the chain giving it full coverage and there will be less fling onto the back wheel.
I know, the clip of me lubing it correctly was unuseable due to screaming kids walking past.
bro your voice is so soft haha thanks for the info dude!
your videos are so damn relaxing
Bravo, It's a nice video. Finally someone like bikes also :)
Well done. I was hoping for a clay bar and polish, though. BTW, WD 40 works great as a wheel cleaner and to keep the locks lubed as well.
I’m a car guy but is very nice to see a bike getting detailed. 🚙🏍🚗🛵
Dirt ! Spelt Derrrttt love it good job my friend :)
Would love to see a video of you doing your exhaust, cleaning, polishing it ect
mate you've for sure got a good TV / presenting voice
Thumbs up to your dad for howling around on this. Never heard of bike specific blow driers though I make do with my air line. Have you ever heard of cleaning side walls with shoe polish.
More tips:
1) Use something to prevent a lot of water going in the exhaust
2) Cover clocks.
3) Don't spray chain cleaner directly on the chain, cause it will break down the grease behind the orings. Prefer to apply on a rug and wipe it clean
4) Afterwards lubricate the usual bits, and also lube suspension adjusters cause they tend to cease
5) When re-lubing the chain, spray the inside of the chain, that way Centrifugal force pushes the lube into the chain when you ride, Spraying the outside makes it fling off
Guru when your lubing a chain you need to lube the outside edge of the chain where the links join not the middle. Cracking video tho as a sports bike owner this is really helpful. Thanks 👍
I know, it was difficult to film properly, this is the shot I went with as the others were poor.
I think some people at my school need the heavy degreaser and bristle brush treatment to😂