This is exactly what I thought immediately when he said this and I specifically came to the comments just to look for a comment that mentioned this😂😂😂(I just rewatched this for whatever reason)
Dan: "Why is this my goal?" (this is when he is taking the beautiful miniature gold bell home) Me: "To sell it on ebay for 1,000 and the person who buys it realizes it was zoomed in. (also it was sold by a goose)"
This is exactly what I thought immediately when he said this and I specifically came to the comments just to look for a comment that mentioned this😂😂😂(I just rewatched this for whatever reason)
when im a old man in my 70s i will look back to DanTDM and my heart will fill with joy of all the joy he gave me as a depressed abused boy. thank you dan, you gave me joy and many laughs, thank you.
Dear Dan, I just want you to know you brighten my day. I go to my cousins house sometimes which I hate. But when I watch your videos, I feel so much better because you’re so funny. Never give up!
Bubble Tea bruh I thought you said you wouldnt do it anymore on the channel ehh? I will unsubscribe if you keep doing it and you only (a quick edit xD) do it on top comments and on popular youtubers -w-
The captions are hilarious on this. “Wait what?”= Wäôre “By”= Bite “Wait”= Weight “Honk louder then I’ve ever honked before”= Allow older then I’ve ever hoped before
How awesome would it be if they made an Untitled Goose Game 2? With each new game you were put in a new town, but the ultimate goal is to just steal another gold bell
At the end the new todo list I did cabbage picnic which was so hard because you can’t pick up the cabbage so you have to roll it to the picnic blanket. Every single time I got near The picnic blanket the cabbage kept falling in the lake which got me so frustrated, but I did get the cabbage on the picnic blanket, Which was such a relief 😅
*What are the odds, I missed PewDiePie's video yesterday, I was catching up on it when . . .* *Dan released **_Untitled Goose Game_* *PewDiePie's yesterday's video was also **_Untitled Goose game_*
"lets take his foot"
~Dantdm 2019
13:52
I
“ima steal your glasses”
“you wont see a thing” - DanTDM 2019
Jacob Strauch true because actually he will not see in both ways
That was assign 👍🤩😃
That was azaing👍🤩😃
One of the new list to do stuff was get thrown over the fence XD
bu doom chening
“What a day to be a goose.”
- Dantdm 2019
SPACEbeebz 100! Yea
LOL
Teddy Bear for me it’s 2 hours ago :/
:o
super evan ?
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
they're never getting those bells bacc
He protect
He attacc
But most importantly
He quacc
HONK
@@Tortillous O_o
Hehehe bell go dong
Did you do that on sssniperwolf
Only og’s remember when dan broke his hand
|
^
I was in fortnight season 1
@@trevormarper6077 NO FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!
Mummy I’m confused aah
Lel u got that from song?
I REMEBER DAN BROKE HIS HAND NOT GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
*"He's not crossing his legs properly."*
- DanTDM 2019
Preston - Roblox And More! Your a Preston fan!!
Nobody asked
Quak
k and
This should be pinned
"I wished for a non concrete girlfriend goose"
Dantdm 2019
Did he even say that
Memeking 61 Yeah when he made a wish
Uzma Ansar oooooh
Dan im telling Jemma
I heard him say that while I was reading this!
I hope Dan comes back to this game and does the extra to-do list pages, I loved watching this
@MaxPlaysRoblox Totally
Send him this video until he notices and ask him to COMPLETE AAAAHHHH haha
Hi
i hope he does too
Same, but he didn’t :(
'I am the almighty goose. Listen to my tunes.'
-DanTDM, 2019
yes
E
bru
*4:26** Blip Blop*
*My mind: *Flashing through some creeper memories**
4:26
*4:26*
PewDiePie
*42:25*
WOULD YOU GUYS FRICK A CREEPER?
LightGaming Fun wow
33:01 DanTDM: What did I ever do to you?
Lady: Trapped me in the garage.
Correct
This is exactly what I thought immediately when he said this and I specifically came to the comments just to look for a comment that mentioned this😂😂😂(I just rewatched this for whatever reason)
15:57
"Oh you're dead, oh next time he throws those scissors at you, they're gonna hit your head, hahaha"
Dantdm-2019
*HE PROTEC*
*HE ATACC*
*BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY*
*HE CAN QUACC*
lol
Lol
*YES HE WILL ATTACC*
he honk not quacc
sᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ
1900: In the future there is gonna be flying cars!
2019:
Actually nasa made one but it’s not out to the public
Also how would travel work
Ok
Amgoda Playz 1900? 1980...1900 is way too early
r/wooooosh
Dan : I want a girlfriend
Jemma: *EXCUSE ME ?*
Dan: ...........
MEDO WAE2L AND SeMoN time stamp?
@@point0866 no
She m.a.d 🤣😡
:O Dan is in trouble!
@@uitim8gamergood one XD
Dan: "Why is this my goal?" (this is when he is taking the beautiful miniature gold bell home)
Me: "To sell it on ebay for 1,000 and the person who buys it realizes it was zoomed in. (also it was sold by a goose)"
Dan: what did i ever do to you old lady?
Old lady: well you stole my stuff and locked me in my own garage
I saw that it was so funny
Ha ha I'm with you
This is exactly what I thought immediately when he said this and I specifically came to the comments just to look for a comment that mentioned this😂😂😂(I just rewatched this for whatever reason)
Dan pls pls PLEASE do the other tasks! My dad and I really enjoy this game. thx
Sorry to break the news to you, your dad died due to a goose attack.
@@connorwmcrae *Rood*
custardcream *no he went to buy milk*
The thing I love about Dan is he plays random games
Me too
We all do
Me to
Agreed
Yeah
21:08 Dan: "I'm not your performing monkey!" Me: "Yeah, you're a performing goose!"
Dan: “ne ne ne ne, de ne de de”
*shakes goose vilonetly*
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is vilonetly?
Or is it violently?
No offense
@@luna-ks4op you offended him
Jk
I’m not a “him”
Goose: breaks everything inside the house
Anybody:
Dan: Oops
Gacha? My favorite
“I’ve got to steal someone’s bra”
-DanTDM 2019
Haha
😂
Timestamp?
XD
If he had to remove the bra from the person then this game is banned 😆😆😆
Considering this was a two part series, it was still an emotional journey.
Yeah true
y
Yes
"im gonna steal someone's bra.. which is great" -DanTDM 2019
Dan:BiNg BoNg
Pewdiepie:FlIp FlOp
Dan if you see this play with pewdiepie any game
Scott Williams no
Scott Williams are you a bot
@Rubricker he is a bot I scrolled through the comments and they all say the samething
"We gotta steal a bra- which is great!"
Now hang on there Dan--
OH GOD- lmao ew😂😂🤣🤣
Khloe's Toy Channel piss off cancerous toy channel, go back to watching jojo siw
Okay
c a l m yourself please
We are supposed to be laughing at this funny joke
Not being rude to eachother
@@daisyandpennyxdanimationst8519 Aw, thanks for thinking it's funny :D
Because it's not lol
woah there buddy
Petition for Dan to continue playing this game with the secret to-do list
👇
Uusuñ
when im a old man in my 70s i will look back to DanTDM and my heart will fill with joy of all the joy he gave me as a depressed abused boy. thank you dan, you gave me joy and many laughs, thank you.
𝐴𝐵𝑈𝑆𝐸𝐷!!
16:38 see? This is what happened when your package doesn’t come on time (meaning never comes)
Did you know that in the model village there is actually a model goose hidden in the bushes
@@hydroflare142 no how did you know?
Because I found it
3:23?
no wonder my computer charger didnt arrive
SINCE WHEN DID AMAZON HIRE GEESE TO STEAL PACKAGES
I remember the good old days when we were all sitting down without COVID in our minds watching dan mess around this was a fun reminder
Same . . .
Ikr
Heard that
Same
agreed
Dan: “blip blop”
*i have achieved Pewdiepie noises*
Blip blop
Ship shop
Lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂
And he be begging for it deeper
Does Dan know pewdiepie
"where's that bra" DanTDM 2019 (never though he would say that😂)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Goose Dan: Breaks something in a house
NPC in a different room: HHMMM
Dear Dan,
I just want you to know you brighten my day. I go to my cousins house sometimes which I hate. But when I watch your videos, I feel so much better because you’re so funny. Never give up!
if ur cousins saw this than they would be rather annoyed!
@@TitaniumNitro haha, I know!
This is how many bells Dan would steal
v
112 bells
215 bells
182 bells
183 bells
221 bells
Dan: I wished for a girlfriend
Jemma: *walks in* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!
Dan: ummmm... Or not
Jemma : we broke up now
Oof
Oooooo dan in trouble 😂
Haha
DanTDM: aww this is a cute goose
the duck: *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*
Lol XD
my name is JokerSMAsanyaliv
@@timthit671 Okay?.... No one asked tho
ItS a *GoOsE*
ha ha
*breaks literally EVERYTHING in the entire house*
Dan: oops
"He's the only one with shoelaces" the boy "ANGER"
33:07
"Swipe it and go"
- dan september 2019
Me: *clicks on dans new video*
*2 of the same ads instantly plays*
Me: What In the world of-
“Because last time we terrorised a gardener”
-Dantdm 2019
6:18
Dan : I think chucking a bra over the fence is a bit of weird behaviour
Also Dan : Steals bra from clothesline
This goose is so funny! He's quite a troublemaker.
Bubble Tea prolly ur alt acc
🤣
Bubble Tea bruh I thought you said you wouldnt do it anymore on the channel ehh? I will unsubscribe if you keep doing it and you only (a quick edit xD) do it on top comments and on popular youtubers -w-
Bubble Tea shoo
Bubble Tea auresentgamez_ is probably just your second channel
Dan: "We've been stealing bells all this time."
Me: The FBI is onto us
Lol
U are lucky u have a replie after a minute wow!
This is my life -2019
Aidan Zhou a
The captions are hilarious on this.
“Wait what?”= Wäôre
“By”= Bite
“Wait”= Weight
“Honk louder then I’ve ever honked before”= Allow older then I’ve ever hoped before
I never thought I would hear dan say “carry me into the pub” or “I’m going to the pub” 😂😂
Dan : wait I just steal bells?!!
Goose: its tradition
Oh shiny
Me: Scrolling through comments
Everyone else: -DANTDM 2019
@Julia Campbell thanks
@julia Campbell I know your a bot
marcia ferreira no it is a scam.
ikr
Gamer 94 he is hjönking.....I mean joking.
"Let's take his foot" dantdm-2019
Dan: Drops Coin In Well
5 seconds later
Dan: "Took my coin though".
it was an unfair trade
😂😂😂
@@embeboso8329 very
😂😂😂😂
“The vass”
-Dantdm 2019
it's how you pronounce it.
i'm a mouse, duh for you British folk yeah it’s how it’s said
@@tiffaniekale6927 Well, here is the U.S. we pronounce it differently
STOP WITH THE GACHA LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PLEASE
Love your profile pic XD. Gacha Life?
Dan: I can drag the goose away this is great
Me: 😳
Haha
I am the same
dantdm: a wishing well (gives coin)
the well: BIO I AM NOT A WISHING WELL IN JUST A WELL
No one =
Not a single soul =
Not even the aliens that are unfortunately not at area 51 =
9 year old's last words = -Dantdm 2019.
4:04
"Where's that bra? I'm coming for it."
-DanTDM 2019
404 error: Bra not found.
No one
*Absolutely* *no one*
DanTDM 2019-
Plip plop one sock
Plip plop another sock
Artsycactus15 pewdiepie too
Plop plop I broke a Croc
Please stop with the Quotes
no
Artsycactus15 swing swong you are wromg
20:55 the only people who appreciate geese, Dan
"The amount of laughs that Dan has committed during his life is nearly 981299."
more bruh
@@noobynoob5178 No Even More
About 665546649021487767 times
@@noobynoob5178MORE
Achivement Unlocked: **PewDiePie noises **
**Being a goose**
Nice.
Lol
Lol
?!
@@mikelarner2663 do you know pewdiepie or u havent watched the video?
LMAOOO
Real life: Area 51 raid | goal: Aliens
Dan: The Town Model raid | goal: A Bell
14:18 dantdm:he's reading the anti goose paper
The man : just Reading normal news paper
I STOLE a GOLD BELL in untitled goose game!
iN mINeCrAfT hArDcOrE
WHAT MINCRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!?????????
The villagers wont die! I just need a lock to stop raid
Oof
Its awesome when you come home after a long day of school to enjoy the weekend and you see a 36 minute long video from dan
Toasty Yt same
Word
Ikr
Ikr
I’m on spring break rn but I can relate even tho I’m in 4th grade and it’s not that bad...
2019: *dan plays games with practically no aim*
Everyone else: *criticize fortnite*
*Play Minecraft*
When he said "tomato yes get the tomato*😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆
I love how interactive this is, especially the different ways the items effect sound. :03
"Now lets take his foot"
-DanTDM
lol
Why does everyone do these types of comments they are to overrated
@@Sky-Link Nobody cares.
Lol
13:54
Me: sees a new game with geese
Also me: Bet Dan will play it
Dan: *Are you challenging me?*
Dan at the end - Oohhh what a cliffhanger
Goose - *Casually on the cliffside*
Dan is officially a Dad with these Dad jokes-
dan doesent tell dad jokes
@@jessicadoubleday1625 Doesn't*
The lady should have said “Swiper no swiping”.
That would be hilarious 😂.
you know Dora the Explorer?
GrimReaper 203 what dose that even mean?
?
“I’ve got to steel somebody’s bra which is good hahaha” FBI OPEN UP!!!
♡♡○♤}|\《\¤●◇●◇●[\◇○》⊙ IDK WHERE DID I FIND THESSE XD
Al IX lol
Not funny.
It's "steal" , not "steel"
Al IX 🤫 don’t tell anyone how
The Dancing Pizza That Can Dance great
When the music dings before the man threw the vase I can’t even lol
The woman peeps at the man.
Dan: she's stalking him or she's seeing his newspaper.
Dan: *H O N K*
RUclips: *ad pops up*
Me: oh okay
The same happened with me
LOL
Not me
haha
It happened to me i think i was painting at that tome
1990: In the future there will be flying cars!
2019:
When I was sleeping I dreamed about Dan dying in his Hardcore survival. When I woke up I freaked out and realised that was just a dream
Gaming with Jay how’d he die?
Plz make part 3 for this game! This was the best vid I ever watched and I want to see Dan do all the task
27:14 maid: puts back the bucket. “Finally”
Dan: pushes it back down
Maid: ...
"We gotta steal a bra-which is great!"
Now Dan there is children in front of you.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@JS-uh3ms B-)
Ah they won't mind it's 2019 there's baby's learning how to say the f word
True.... True.... BECAUSE I AM A KID!!!!!!
Well not all of 'em...
11:55
‘Let’s take his... foot’
DanTDM 2019
lol
“Uh oh uhm-“ Dan paused for a sec..”😊whoops😊” me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DAN IS A LEGEND CUZ HE KNOWS CRICKET
oh wait
he’s british
British people invented cricket
So am i
“Is this my girlfriend” Dante’s 2019
Dante's?? xD
dantes??? you mean dan tdm??
r/Ihadastroke
Xd_ GeTClaPPedOn r/whoisdante’s
And I oopsie
Lol😂
I was about to say the "gooooooooodBYEE!" that Dan usually says at the end of his boss and i was surprised when he said "HONK!"
😆
Right when I read, "HONK!" he said it, but at a different time!!😂😂😂
How awesome would it be if they made an Untitled Goose Game 2? With each new game you were put in a new town, but the ultimate goal is to just steal another gold bell
YAS PLEASE
I second this
“I’m gonna steal your foot!”
-DanTDM 2019
"Plip plop"
Me : this is pewdiepie 2.0
Agree
Agreed
Dan is a 9 year old
@Aivaras Jucis yes
@Aivaras Jucis oh ma godd 9 year old means that hes a pewds fan or atleast watch pewds vids bruhhh
if you honk while holding a glass bottle it makes a cool sound.
NO
At the end the new todo list I did cabbage picnic which was so hard because you can’t pick up the cabbage so you have to roll it to the picnic blanket. Every single time I got near The picnic blanket the cabbage kept falling in the lake which got me so frustrated, but I did get the cabbage on the picnic blanket, Which was such a relief 😅
14:51”grab em...NOO gUUg”😂
nOo GuG
“I’m gonna steal your goose!”
-DanTDM 2019
Yasss!
Sike
*What are the odds, I missed PewDiePie's video yesterday, I was catching up on it when . . .*
*Dan released **_Untitled Goose Game_*
*PewDiePie's yesterday's video was also **_Untitled Goose game_*
Dan is pewdiepie 2.0
"I've messed this up"
"I've messed this up properly"
-DanTDM 2019
This game was so simple yet entertaining! I would love to see you do the rest of challenges Dan!
Keep up the good work!
i find it confusing
lol what the hell is ur pfp
Hi dan thanks for making me happy i really need because my dog has cancer keep up the good work
I'm sorry 😔😞
I’m praying for you and your dog. This is really sad I’m crying
:(
Best of lucks hope he or she would be just fine :(
Thank You
1970s: There will be flying cars in the near future
Dan: Is literally a *GOOSE*
LOL That’s so funny!!!!!! LOL
This by far was one of my favorite series you have done
P
A
D
"I want your slippers boi, a want your slippers."
- DanTDM 2019