Lisa Clayton and Cake Black Holes: Citation Needed 2x06
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- Опубликовано: 14 янв 2015
- techdif.co.uk - This week, we're meant to be talking about a not-so-famous adventurer, but it rapidly runs into deep-fried food and a baking disaster.
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TOM is @tomscott and at tomscott.com
GARY is @garybrannan
MATT is @unnamedculprit and at mattg.co.uk
CHRIS doesn't do this social media nonsense.
The only store that should have submarine based delivery is obviously Subway.
But they would be an inch too short...
Delivering SubWays, the SubWay Way!
Ya, but subway is awful and expensive
Shouldn't they deliver by Tube/Métro?
@@maxb3248 but your the one who makes it!
‘There’s a chippy round the back of the nestle factory and I had a battered yorkie’ is without doubt in the top ten most northern sentences in human history
I heard them mention "yorkies" in a previous ep (Flag of Mars I think) and I still don't know what they mean. Clearly it's some sort of candy and not a little yappy dog, but apart from maybe a York peppermint patty I have no idea what sort.
@@dbseamz it’s a damn solid and dense chocolate bar
@@zano4140 That’s supposedly only for men and women aren’t allowed to buy.
@@ferretyluv...how? Why?
@@5ucur Marketing.
I'm genuninely surprised at "the batboat" someone didn't come up with "the batamaran"
You win the internet. You get this miniature of a bad pun made with the expectation everybody will find it hilarious.
@@JonasDAtlas 277 people. Can't have everything.
The perils of relying on Wikipedia. As a sailor, I found this story interesting. Capsizing is not that common on keelboats. It does happen, but I never heard of seven times in one voyage. The wiki article says seven times, but when I looked at its references, only one mentioned the capsizes, and it said two, not seven. I found another contemporary news story that also said two. Any capsize is potentially dangerous, even in a small dinghy near the shore. Getting "knocked down" by enormous waves in the Southern Ocean is very perilous. It can easily cause debilitating damage to boat, or crew.
Eric14492 well, citation needed is a proper name for the show
@@abrahamtan1093 Wikipedia was having technical difficulties.
Bah wathever, why not.
Wikipedia is only considered unreliable because it has such a vast amount of knowledge you don't experience anywhere else. (It also can be fixed different of a book and is free of charge.)
You have noticed the error because it falls within your line of expertise. It's easy to think an article anywhere else is accurate when you don't have sufficient knowledge on the subject.
Is it possible that the keel pulled her back up?
To be fair, the article now says capsized twice.
10:56 You just know that while Chris is saying "God speed", Gary is probably saying "God's peed"
god speedboat
*gods peed
as in, multiple gods have peed
not sure what "God is peed" or "peed of the God" is meant to mean.
@@Liggliluff God's peed as in "God has peed" maybe?
I thought botrh said "God's peed"
Penis mightier.
"People would see you in Canada. There are people." Can confirm.
But not many people.
Eh, if you were north enough, there might not be any. And by north enough, I do mean north of, like. Edmonton.
Im becoming British very slowly watching these things.
One of us
One of us
ONE OF US
+Becuz Potato ONE OF UK
Maxaxik i read that in my head as "One of Ukh"
I'm guessing from the pic that you're currently Australian?
Epcot lp So am I, which is weird because I already am British (English, to be exact (and, even more accurately, Hull (oh, shut up. We're not that bad!))).
Would a Nando's submarine have a peri-periscope?
The pain from that pun.
Milton Jones would like his pun back
7 years later I still think “The mystical city of Wolverhampton” every time I think about Wolverhampton.
Points:
Chris: 1
Gary: 1, 1 MB
Matt: 1
Winner: Gary, I guess? (But Tom gives it to Matt.)
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Totals:
Chris:
42 points
2 Mystery Biscuits
4 Wins
Gary:
40 points
9 Mystery Biscuits
5 wins
Matt:
34 points
4 Mystery Biscuits
5 Wins
SEASON 1 WINNER: Chris by points; Matt by wins; Gary by Mystery Biscuits.
Band names / albums so far: Furious Strumpets, SimpleHuman, Wallaby Butler Material.
Wow, you've got this figured out!
This needs more than now 2 replies
@@rawchicken3463 no it doesn't
yes it does
@@littlechalkie8030I agree
When Tom was saying you couldn't have "cake-based gravity," technically he's wrong. The cake, as well as every object with any sort of mass, has a gravitational pull. The cake does have a gravitational field, it just isn't noticeable at all because it's infinitesimally weaker than the gravitational pull of the Earth.
Another note: if there had been any water trapped in the cake, do you think the pressure at the center of the cake would have made a geyser that spit jam and cream in the face of anyone who tried to cut it?
If you could somehow keep the cake as one mass under Earth's gravity without it falling apart, I think it could happen on Earth, once it becomes dense enough.
And in terms of how massive it'd have to be, considering the fact that Gary's cakes were really four full sized cakes crushed down...yeah there's no way you'd be able to get that much cake. Frankly it'd fall apart from sheer weight and, well, cake-like density before it'd actually start trapping small buns into its orbit.
My geyser theory though!...is probably improbable as well =(.
Someone send this to Randall Munroe.
My guess on how big you'd have to make a cake before it formed a sphere from gravity is roughly the size of pluto, probably more.
@@MrFlarespeed but cake is way softer than rock, we have to include that in the calculation... so its density will probably be all over the place if we pack it with gravity relevant mass, and so would the cake since it probably resists the spherification way less...
No? The point is that the gravity would be cake based. Specifically tied to the fact that it is cake, which is impossible.
We all live in a tesco submarine, a tesco submarine...
It's the Morrison's one that would be yellow.
"Under the sea at Spar!"
I know it's been a few years, but I really liked Chris' joke about attaining cake based gravity as the years pass. And it was fell on deaf ears!
I adore the style of obscure gags and puns that get thrown around throughout these shows. You guys are masters of the art c':
I'm a recent sub and I haven't had the chance to go back and catch up with videos yet. This video caught me as a complete surprise - I absolutely love the format, and I was grinning the whole time.
GildedWildebeest That's great to hear, thank you! It is a bit strange having multiple formats like this on one channel, and I'm sure it turns a few people away -- but those who stick around seem to have fun :)
***** Easily my favorite channel on RUclips!
Join the club! As of this moment (and I'm sure to become infatuated with some other RUclipsr eventually) Tom is my favorite.
+GWb I've been here for a while now, and I must say I've loved every single one of Tom's videos that I've watched. I've also been watching the earlier Citation Needed episodes and they all have hilarious and interesting stuff in them. Even if I don't get the really British humour parts, it's still great to watch.
Edit: And I've just noticed this is an old video xD Apparently it doesn't matter.
GWb This is my fifth time watching all of these, and I still laugh 80% of the time...
I have genuinely rewatched the entire show countless times, and only now that I am temporarily living in Ireland and eating digestives noticing that the Mystery Biscuits edited on top of the screen are, in fact, chocolate digestives. Yum.
My teeth hurt *hearing* about Gary's cake.
(However, as a UoY graduate--although I don't know if that's where Gary was working at the time of this particular story--it did make me feel better about the weird messes I used to bring to departmental Cake Thursdays.)
9:41 Oh come on! It’s not called the “Bat Boat”, it’s called the “Bat-amaran”! How could you miss that one?
Cake based gravity… well there is a literally a hard sci-fi humorous short story called “a bicycle built for brew” by Pohl Anderson. It’s about an interplanetary beer transporter with an engine malfunction. The crew save themselves by bodging an exercise bike together with a constant flow of beer. The bike froths the beer which is then shot into space as an inefficient but workable rocket propellant.
I'm addicted to the Technical Difficulties! I just don't understand why. Being a silly American, I don't understand many of the references and can't spell them to Google/Bing/whatever search engine find them. Maybe it's something about 4 guys sitting around a studio (Kitchen Dinette) and making themselves laugh while trying to spread knowledge on strange bits of information while tearing off in strange tangents. I am still waiting for the Chocolate Wars. I need to see the space weapons work! I continually go back through your archive of videos to just watch more. BTW, we will deep fry anything in America. Someone even deep fried Ice Cream! Cheesecake is easy! Take that! I do need more information on Cakes with their own gravity that can make diamonds...I think that might be a good business to get into. And worst of all, I keep singing Mystery Biscuits in my head...I need a lie down. CHEERS!
I'm four years late but let's ignore that.
I recommend turning on closed caption for the British references, Tom spent so much time writing them.
@@xavieratlantica1011 That... sounds like good advice. But I've already watched them all like 5 times now, and by second watch American me was able to decode the accents and eventually I started to get context clues for most the references haha
how the hell does deep frying ice cream work, temperature wise?
@@esobelisk3110 either
A) the batter prevents the ice cream from leaking into the oil and you just get the melted ice cream seeping into the batter
or
B) you use freeze dried ice cream, so it doesn't melt
Assuming it's the former of the 2 though because that's how deep fried kool-aid works. They just freeze it into a ball and have the ball melt into the dough as it cooks
@@esobelisk3110 you freeze it, batter it, then throw it in the fryer. If you move fast enough, the batter seals before the ice cream melts. Usually you end up somewhere in the middle and enough of the ice cream doesn't melt in time.
On the topic of weird deep fried foods; there are places in the states where you can buy deep fried butter. No joke.
Nillie its a prestige thing, if you eat it and don’t die you achieve a godlike status
Nillie but really it’s more of a challenge than an actual desirable food
I’ve seen that. Never figured out why anyone would eat that, but some people are strange.
That sounds disgusting... Only in America.
What’s wrong with America?!
Keele might only be a town in Staffordshire. Kiel is not written the same, but pronounced exactly like Keele. And it's the capital of the German province of Schleswig Holstein, where I happen to reside. It has a rather splendid university named after a 17th century local nobleman and is best known for being the site of one of the world's leading institutes in maritime research, GEOMAR, as well as "Kiel week", the biggest sailing event in the world. Which is quite fitting, I think.
As a Keele student, I appreciated the shoutout :D
How were your exams?
"John Major's Stranger Danger Manger" is the best one yet.
Thanks to Tom's Ley Line Locator, I found out Wolverhampton is at the intersection of three ley lines. Coincidence? I think not.
2:06 Can I get a bit of recognition for Tom's expertly avoided spit-take onto his laptop?
It was neatly done.
I have never spat my drink on my computer, but then again, im not a raging moron
@oz_jones just because your friends aren't as funny as Gary Brannan doesn't mean you have to get snappy
99k almost 100k watched this... some one might have underestimated how popular this is
I really like this show! It's always fun, funny, and interesting. Please, keep it coming!
Thank you for such great and entertaining channel and video!
Love this format. I just wish they could do it more often.
The Hunt For The Red Ocado?
4:57 - Lars Monsen spent more than 3 years to walk/mush across Canada. I'd be surprised if that was even possibke in less than a year.
Love this show I have never laughed more at jokes I don't get... XD
I googled ‘the brummy bastard’ and my computer immediately crashed. I think it’s a sign.
Thanks guys !
it's "single handed" because "one hand for yourself, one hand for the ship"
steve1978ger all hands on deck
I wonder what you do with the "hand for yourself" while you're sailing along? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@PhoenixClank It is a lady, you fool.
@@shambosaha9727 It's a known fact that women don't pleasure themselves, apparently.
@@oz_jones I was more innocent one month ago.
But surely the ASDA destroyer would be able to find the Tesco submarines easily... because it'd have ASDIC!
how about the Lidl spaceship?
Loving all the Midlands jokes, as I live there :D I mean, they're all taking the piss out of the place, but I can take it ;)
The Midlands don't exist. All just the North
10:28 "All eight of you watching, please spread the word."
Me: *Looks at viewcount* "The word has definitely been spread and not just by these 8 people."
Tesco versus Walmart marine war is the novel I didn't know I needed...
Having online shopping being delivered through submarines would be really cool. I can almost imagine Ocado doing that.
Love these
Haha I love this show so much. Showed it to my english teacher and sugested to play this in class. Sadly she was not as facinated I am ^^
As someone from Wolverhampton it makes me happy for my city to get a mention...
This is like the internet version of QI :D
Xletricity Pretty sure that's exactly where Tom got the idea, at least for the format.
Except instead of a pseudointellectual twat hosting the show we have Tom
This is my favourite show of thae week, including T.V.
GG technical difficulties
Best episode ever. From a proud brummy
yay I'm one of the 8 :) , ( and yes in 2017 iv fallen into the black hole of Citation Needed and iv watched 5 seasons so far in one go ( doing things with pc and takes ages ) :) )
one of the actors on crimewatch works at my scholl its amazing!!!!
Salad creme is what u need to put on bartered yorkie works a treat.
And the choppy is in new earswick the village for rowntree workers
Keele is a town in Staffordshire, and Keele is also a name of a university.
If you know of the university you realise that "town" without the university has about 100 houses and 1 pub
Thank you....
1:59 Now i'm imagining Gary looking into a pot of oil like that raccoon that tried to wash its food in a lake.
Watching this from Keele. Unexpected potatoes.
The way you guys talk it makes it seem like you collectively know just about everything about just about anything
Wouldn't ASDA be part of the Walmart superpower? No need for their own boats.
Technically yeah, but Walmart only lend-leases them to Asda.
Now they're part of Tesco.
The weight of the keel will usually be enough to right a capsized sailboat.
Battered chips are amazing! Well worth the journey
Meanwhile, on the Subway U-boat...
Finally guessed one of the winning prizes! YES! 😂
you have to try 1 deep fried oreo if you guys haven, theyre literally amazing
I'm from near wolverhampton and battered chips are bloody lovely
I’ve got it.
This needs to be a radio show.
MAKE THIS HAPPEN
DMAN’S VIDS it's the evolution of there old radio show they did in the mid 2000s
There's also a podcast they use to do
Tiresias thank you for enlightening me
4:29 answer yes in theory if it is smaller than the schwarzschild radius
As someone who lived in Wolverhampton for most of her life, learning that battered chips aren't a national thing is mortifying
They sound terrifying.
Cake based gravity is possible if you bake a cake the size of the earth.
Sam Clay where do you get the ingredients
ChaseDoes Music and Gaming you must accumulate them over quite some time
Sam Clay not size mass
+Nillie Apparently, for an object to collapse into a sphere, it's radius has to be at least ~600km if it is made up mainly of rock, ~400km if it is made mostly of ice. As your average chocolate cake* is about as dense as ice (yes, there are lists of different types of cake and their specific mass on the internet, because of course there are) and less structurally sound, I would guess that you'd need even less than that.
*I didn't catch what type of cake they were talking about in the video; I was too busy laughing my ass off ;)
oh man this episode was so funny xD
Bahahahahaha "And to be sat there with one of your hands just in your pocket"
Yay more tech diff
That's a lovely house btw!
I appreciate that this is...a few years late, but yachts tend to be self-righting. Anything with enough mass in the keel to keep something that size (mostly) upright, and counterbalance the force from the rig - it’ll become vertical again all by itself :)
so what you're saying is, this is Battlebots/Robot Wars and they've got a srimech. (Self-righting mechanism, for those not versed in Battlebots lore)
I finally worked one out. I pressed pause and worked out John Majors Stranger Danger Manger.
0:07 best non-joke Gary intro imo
I always wondered how Matt's battered chips turned out
Wegmans is just the lighthouse in the distance watching them eating their organic self-made Buffalo flavored popcorn… LIKE THIS POST IF YOU LIKE WEGMANS LMAO
Spreadin’ the word
The new earswick fishery is called brannams
Coming in 4 years later to ask, do the British have something like the State Fair where you show up for the sketchy rides and the deep fried everything?
My favorite is deep fried green beans, but the fried Coca Cola is a good time.
No, we don't, but there is the occasional funfair on Guy Fawkes Night. Fireworks is the main attraction, but places that have organised fireworks displays will sometimes have stalls with a ring toss, coconut shy ect. The bigger ones will have a few rides.
ill be honest, im disappointed at how long it has taken me to get that monty python reference
0:35 I’m currently studying at University of Birmingham so this part made me smile
I made a cake many years ago, I decided it would be a great idea to melt marshmallow all over the cake after which, I layered four different types of icing on the top. I almost died after eating it.
Molten marshmallow is also called Italian icing, isn't it?
@@qwertyTRiG Italian icing seems to involve meringue in some shape or form, based on the recipes I was able to find.
I've not seen battered chips but scallops (the battered and deep fried discs of potato) are good.
What did Gary melt over the top of his cake? I googled Yorkie and all that I got was dogs. It’s believable enough, but dogs don’t melt they burn
british chocolate bar I think
@@bowtieproductions6708 Yes. It's a British chocolate bar made of six big individual chunks. OP should have tried "Yorkie candy" when just searching "Yorkie" only yielded dogs.
I Need to be ablee to inject this series.
(7:00) No, it does not imply a Walmart-submarine.
Did anyone else notice he was on RUclips half way through
I would like to thank Gary for the literal spit-take at "delivery not arriving"
is there a new series?
Holy grail reference!!
+John Joe 3:21 But I don't any of that. I'd rather... I'd rather sing!
XD
I don’t get a lot of these jokes about England, but the one I DO know is that we must always make fun of Birmingham.
*Cake Physics and Self Inflicted Disability*
Both prominently featured in THHGTTG.
Coincidence or Conspiracy?
Dun dun dahhhhn.
"All 8 of you watching."
So at the time of me writing this, the video has 456,898 views, and the video has been up for 2,774 days.
That works out to an average of 164.71 views per day.
That means 8 people would need to watch the video 20.6 times a day, which would take 3 hours, 59 minutes, and 38.8 seconds.
So that's 8 people dedicating 16.64% of their day to watch just THIS video.
I mean it's mathematically possible, but hardly likely XD
any more of these coming out any time soon?
Not anymore
Hey, I went to Keele! It's more "ayup duck"
9:55 holy moly he predicted ARMS
New earswick fishery do Mars Yorkies and black pudding also put on salad cream
I'm surprised that no one reacted to "hardships" at 7:24
Out else podcast or RUclips smilaler to this I should watch
I mean technically the cake is pulling on the earth, it just sucks at it.
I don't know how many times I've now watched this episode but Keele is still barely a village not a town xD
But it has a university? The population must treble during term time?