"You Guys Think I'm Just A Single, 30-Year-Old Office Lady, Don't You?"
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- 【 Houshou Marine / hololive 】
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Notice how she never rebutted anything else, only that she does in-fact keep her room clean.
A 30 year old OL has no need to lie, for at that point she is usually at peace with herself.
Big "who's scruffy-looking?" energy
Us: old hag, 30 yrs unmarried old lady
Marine: *chill
Us: your room is messt
Marine: THE FUCKING AUDACITY
That is exactly why I checked the comment section. I'm glad to see that everyone else caught the same message.
First thing I noticed.
So in conclusion she is a nice, single, around-30-year-old woman, tired, who can keep her room tidy
She's kind of perfect.
@@Japaneseanimeguy kind?, She is...
She lied about the plushie thing though, her Rilakkuma obsession is quite famous
> single
For once we don't need to ask.
I thought she was 40 by now
You guys think I'm just a no-good, single, around 30 year old office lady with a dirty room, huh?
Well, jokes on you! My room isn't dirty at all!
Exactly
Oh no! You're meeting all of my standards!
Oh no! I don’t need more reasons to love you Senchou!
The art of misdirection
wait a minute
Damn, Marine’s “Okay? Do you understand?” sounded smooth AF.
Word
I don't know if it was just accidental, or does she speak cleaner english when she's half-whispering?
If she whispered us that we would die happily ever after 😌
Go ahead, Mr. Joestar
@NatSoc Kaiser Neuron Activation?
Lets be honest here Senchou really is a good and mature woman, its just Marine that isn't.
I love how she talk about the -fantasy- reality like that from time to time while giving us cute expressions, thats why i really love -Marine- Senchou.
I'm legit in love with her person (seriously) and I decided to watch her less because of it. She's the perfect mix of otaku/lewd/philosophical and allegedly T H I C C.
I know she wants to have kids (or atleast used to) and I honestly think this marriage thing is bothering her. Women are on a "timer" for kids after all. I hope she finds someone nice.
@@hummir Got me on the first sentence, but turned out it was wholesome. Yeah, I started watching VShojo and IRL streamer more, doesn't really bother me anymore if they have partner. In fact I wish they abolished this idol purity concept, I want to hear them talk more about relationship outside of Yuri.
Down bad
Fantasy you say? I'm on
@@hummir yea agreed with most of that. I do really hope she and the other girls find (or have) a nice partner that supports them and makes them happy. Marine seems like the type that would be happier in a relationship, since she gets lonely quite easily
Marine: You guys think I'm just a no-good, single, around 30 year old woman, don't you?
Me: well-
Marine: but I'll have you know, I'm clean
Me: wait, aren't you going to deny any of those accusations?
That's the same thing i was thinking xD like "marine... Aren't you gonna deny the age??"
@@skullcolectolector I think she's just accepted her fate at this point.
I thought the same exact thing lmao
I'm probably going to still be identifying as 'around 30' in my late 30s as well.
Senchou has my sympathies
LoL
😂😂😂LoL
I love how she set up this list of traits we think she has just to go and disprove only one of them, and it's the one no one really ever said lmao
"Who's scruffy-looking?"
I swear, Marine is probably one of those “Idols” whose fans will be happy if someone were to claim her hand in marriage. Like “Please someone take this horny pirate captain as their wife, we’ll even pay you.”
I volunteer. I"ll marry her in a heartbeat.
@@darkmanure we all do, comerade. At the same time.
In that case:
ruclips.net/video/Y3RlalRV4S8/видео.html
Most do, just some noisy minority will make a fuss.
I'll sacrifice myself.
Marine: "You think I'm a 30 year old office lady"
Me: "That's the best part ma'am"
tag gained: "office" "older women"
Chat: Marine of the beach, what is your wisdom?
Marine: Don’t put plushies in your bedroom. Their gaze will make it hard for you to do it.
Chat: That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. _proceeds to write down notes_
I mean she ain't wrong, when I was dating my gf had a bunch of those creepy porcelain dolls in a shelf on her room, they killed the mood real quick.
@@Outlaw7263 plushes are way easier to ignore compared to those creepy dolls tho
@@K..C yeah the dolls
(looking up front I can see that gaze by santo niño)
@@rezendeiiz.knight1084 They certainly be staring at our "deeds".
It's true though.
Being scolded from marine is like a drunk guy saying that drinking is bad
Look, even if Marine is in her 30's...
>She's not clueless at ALL about how guys are
>Intelligent and witty
>She's creative and talented
>Fantastic sense of humor
>She likes to do vidya games
>She's mature enough to probably know her way around a bedroom
Gentlemen, I will tell you now as someone who's probably closer to her age:
This is waifu material. This is what you would call the 'jackpot'.
Too old, cant have kids, will break down in her late thirties because of it. Will end up crazy catlady that hates men.
As someone that is in his 30's, I'm shocked by all the people that think it's "old".
@@ori-yorudan I agree, I’m 21 but I also think 28-30 is the best age for girls to date for me. They are not stupid and inconsiderate like those little beasts that doesn’t know how the world works but acts like one lol
@@ori-yorudan the youngest age I expect to get married is 30,so tbh senchou being 30 means she's now in the zone
Preach, brother.
Ah, you know she's entered the smug zone when she says, "Do you understaaaand?"
Meanwhile I'm sure Pekora is having flashbacks to Smash.
Marine is definitely a member of the "Christmas cake" club
And thats a Christmas cake I'd very gladly take
Even better.
We are actually fine with a Christmas cake at this point
More like the "New Year cake" club.
You guys think I'm just a no-good, single, 30 years old woman, tired, unmarried, thiryish office lady who can't even keep her room tidy?!
Well, thats not true. My room is clean!
Viewers: "Marine is just a no-good, single, 30 years old woman, tired, unmarried, thiryish office lady."
Marine: "That's not true, I keep my room clean!"
SOMEONE MARRY THIS WOMAN PLEASE. She deserves it....;_;
Honestly I would like to Volunteer.
That's our captain lol nevermind the other accusations she just zeroed in on the tidying skills she has.
"You think I'm a single 30 year old office lady with a dirty room ??? Well you're wrong because I do clean my room!"
so everything else is true ? lol
Tired, unmarried, middle aged office lady? That's like, the ideal woman
As a no good, single, around 30 hololive watcher I pray for this no good, single, around 30 pirate cosplayer
So I'm not the only one 30 years young here. I don't know if that should make me feel sad or happy.
@@666aron Don't sweat it bro you're not alone 🤝
Be happy. We are the single, around 30 hololive watcher who pray for this around 30 pirate cosplayet.
Same
This year 30 here
She only denied the dirty room part though not the rest
She's a keeper that's for sure, everyone should be able to agree with that
This woman is seriously baka, but thats why I love her so much
Marine: “If you have a plushie in your room, you’ll be too unnerved by it’s gaze to 𝘥𝘰 it.”
Me, holding a Piranha Plant plushie: “I don’t have such weaknesses.”
Well, Piranha Plants don't have eyes, do they? Can't have a gaze if you don't have eyes.
@@shadowblade5656 That was the point of my comment, lol.
Everyone knows that Senchou is a 17 year old princess that's also a captain with very ladylike personality. She may have back problems but thats because of the dumptruck she has to carry around.
Those aren’t dump trucks, they’re large-caliber Naval Guns
Since she like touhou I'm pretty sure she is Yukari Yakumo of our world
@@Jasiuc330 I don't think she's the brightest so Yukari is a big no. Probably someone else lol
Senchou... Even if you are all of the above I would still love you.
This is why Marine and Anemachi get along so well. They both love BL and can communicate with plushies.
God I love how dorky she is and how much she embraces her dorkiness. Blessed.
Unmarried, dirty room, 30 years old, office lady
These sound more like hentai tags than descriptors.
Well, if you think about it...
Reject horni, embrace plushi
Furries: WHY NOT BOTH
I feel like senchou would genuinely make a nice wife.
I love how she confirmed she had a clean room but didnt debunk the other accusations lmao
I love how she gets closer to the mic to whisper all these ...hilarious details 🤣🏴☠️💘
little does she know: overseas guys love 90% of what she described (minus the untidy room, lest she hear a "damn bitch you live like this?", so thankfully she doesn't have to worry about that)
Hey if you say to me Unmarried, 30 something, office lady. My pants are already off
Can't help but notice she had no comeback to everything else.
She's so precious, I love her so much
This whole video has a truly threatening vibe to it...
I love how her model looks extremely passive-aggressive about the whole thing.
She ain’t fooling me: Senchou is wholesome and caring under all that yab’n’stuff, and she deserves nice things too, and I dearly hope she gets her wishes someday soon. Whether it’s me, some gachikoi, or anyone-I think we all kinda agree “Someone please marry this captain and make her happy!!”
I think most of us would happily volunteer to marry her
Senchou: "You guys think I'm a no good single 30 year old woman don't you?"
Chat: "Yes"
Senchou: *"Listen here you little shits..."*
all thats important is that her room is clean lmao
Look, she didn't deny it. She only said her room isn't dirty, which is not something she was ever accused of.
I love these Senchou clips. I can pick up that bantering is going on between her and chat by how she answers and reacts. But i still have a hard time catching any bits and pieces that i can understand.
“I keep my room tidy, but everything else was spot on”
Thats where we get the term "ship shape" from, pirates are known for keeping their ships tidy
"Unmarried"
"30 year old"
"Dirty Room"
"Office lady"
These are all my favorite tags.
She dodged more bullets than Neo in Matrix.
I like that she only addressed one of these things.
That’s just Moriko Morioka from Recovery of a MMO Junkie
Well, plus some lewdness and confidence
"all that other stuff may be true, or maybe not, but my room is clean dammit!!"
Also, she has a point about the plushies. I have some figures, and I can confirm I feel judged by their cold plastic gazes
We don’t THINK. We KNOW. Its ok tho we still respect our captain. She’ll be king of the pirates some day.
Her Iroha impression is based dope super lit.
I want A Single, 30-Year-Old Office Lady, is more rare than a chilhood friend.
She didn't deny the other stuff, just the cleanliness one lmao
Thank god there are so little translated Marine clips.
The room being clean is very important
She's even starting to sound like middle aged women in anime.
That's still good enough for me. There's just as many christmas cake men out there as women.
you mean an available, thirtyish office lady.........who can't even keep her room tidy
Ok, no hearsay to day
Yeah, my room is so clean that all my gen mates praised it, like "wow i never seen anything so clean before, senchou you are amazing !!" then they all clapped.
That "do you understand?" has some fucking energy behind it
Marine fought the 1 battle she knew she could win.
I love Marine's rocking.
Marine 3d and of course rocking chair-kun is there again.
"Somebody please just marry her already" -Hachiman
"You guys don't think I'm a 30 year old single virgin in an office, do you?"
"You? In an office? Pffffft!"
“Office Laady!”
-Someone cultured
Why is she so mischievous
yooo...her voice is fckng smooth as silk!
I like how she doesn’t deny the rest 😂
Shut it Captain Torres we know it’s you
"Don't put your plushies in your bedroom"
Well tough luck, I have nowhere else to put them. -Guess I enjoy being watched-
1: "Sorry, I can't perform..."
2: "Why?"
1: "Your doll is lookin' at me funny."
I love her personality.
I was just about to say "That's just Moriko Morioka" but I realised that's already what I said
Her room might be tidy, but she doesn't deny the tired, 30-something-year old office lady part I see.
Marine has MANY hidden tricks up her sleeve (skirt?), both G and NG like Jack Sparrow. Truly an experience pirate!
Marine is a master of her craft
Jokes on marine, I can do it in front of my snorlax plushie because it’s eyes are closed
Baradice? That sounds like a weird doujin lol Never heard of that unit before.
Btw, no plushies in her room because can't do the lewd? By thay logic she doesn't have posters or photos either.
Stop right there, you had me at 30 year old office lady....
All of those attributes are what I’m hoping for, the cleanliness is just an added bonus
Diversion aside, seems the only thing we got wrong is the state of her room hahahah
Senchou rocking back and forth while talking always makes me smile hehe
I love her so much
I will only acknowledge your clean room old lady.
She is wholesome
well at least she keeps her room tidy
She lied as she easily as she breathed...
Marine: But still, my room is tidy!
I like that the part she corrects is the dirty room
Chat: You gotta look the plushie in the eyes, assert dominance!
Happy birthday, Senchou 🎂
HAHAHAA that's a cute life hack,
Maririn too precious haha
Areee...shes doesn't deny the other points
Yes.
I noticed she didn't deny the 30 something single office lady part
"Go back to grade school and learn morals"
Look at the pot calling the kettle black
So smug I love it
Yes, Marine, you are exactly my type
I believe she cleans but the rest is probably spot on.