Marine and her crew of Houshou no Ichimi's about to singlehandedly save Japan's birthrate. As expected of Marine. No one underestimate Marine, girl's a menace... On second thought, we like a challenge.
I remember seeing a clip of Manjigumi also taking this test with the question being "What would you imagine Tarzan would be yelling?" Ayame answered "AAAAAAAAA", Shion answered "OOOOOOOOO" and Aqua answered "TAMAYAAAA". Hilarity ensued when the results revealed that their answers would be what they would scream out when they, ahem, "come".
@@ultramarsfinest1536 Tamaya are the name of maker of Japanese fireworks, one of the original artisans. His name has been immortalised as a chant when fireworks goes off
Im pretty sure she was saying she aint tryina do it 4 goddamn times a night lol. Im not gonna lie, depending on how hard we going, that actually sounds like a pain in the ass. Idk maybe this is my post teenage years talkin.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal... ...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
That's chat's secret, they're always -Takeshi- ready xD I love how Ichimi sometimes tease her like she's a desperate middle age lady, but they're sometimes also down bad like this😂
@Player Zero yeah, no intention of being a parent myself. I would rather adopt than bring another life into this world if I did want to raise a family but I don't think kids suit me. Though I'll end up sterile soon enough for other reasons anyway.
@@AlexanderWangwastaken I guess since you're being told not to cross, finding an alternate way around is reflective of doing the thing you shouldn't (stealing the partner) behind their back instead of facing things directly.
@@1stCallipostleI mean, there's a sign that literally tells you to not cross that bridge and the dare is to cross it. If anything the answers should be flipped.
maririn is precious, lmao from experience I can tell you four times in one session is easy as long as you focus on her and hold off on your own ... release. It's easy to hurt them from too much friction and impact, so marathons can end up as pain during the following days, ideally you want to switch how you're going to make sure you don't make one spot raw...
She'll be stretched alright. "Hey what is that the 6th time now? Let me rest!" "Rest? Since when does the Captain need a rest? I've still get 2 or 3 in me, get back here!" 😆 🤣
@@StarboyXL9 It varies between people. Some have it easy while others need to change things about themselves, such as diet, health, etc. There are some people who’s genes just fit the bill for reproduction
The don't cross the bridge sign indicates it's how you handle a temptation you shouldn't have is my guess. So just going around another way is opting to go for it behind their back
The issue though, is you could easily interpret the same action as just not acknowledging the situation at all and just moving past it A lack of confrontation with the issue is all it really shows
The bridge one is a real language-related shitstorm... The Japanese can be read as "do not cross this bridge" or "do not cross on the edge of this" (Bridge and edge somehow are spelled the same in Japanese and is indistinguishable unless written in Kanji). that's why there's an option to "cross from the edge"
Also "hashi" triples as "beloved"(in the adjective/verb sense). So bridge, edge, beloved. That said, I'm pretty sure (but correct me if I'm wrong. I'm on the phone and can't see shit) the sign is using the "bridge" kanji, so it shouldn't be ambiguous like that.
It really felt like whoever is giving the analysis is doing it live, to twist the meanings no matter what she chooses. Hilarious that none of the answers can be considered safe
But you all miss the point. "Isn't it a bit much?" is exactly what she is supposed to say. She can't say "sounds nice, let's start". She wants to encourage us
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Marine: "I'd like three kids."
Japanese government: "This is the way."
That JP PM that i forgot his name
*shed tears*
@@dickysatria7268 Shinzo Abe
@@dickysatria7268 Kishida Fumio
@@B4sicKnowledge nah i think its abe, like earlier replier
shinzo abe looks down from heaven with pride and a tear in his eye
I love how she can play a game with such, er cultured statements and still be mostly funny and cute. That's our senchou
s*x jokes are always funny
@@jcdeton72 True
Marine-san 😭😭😭
you merely adopted the horni, marine was born in it, molded by it. ofc something like this would never faze her 😂
This is why i like Hololive, i feel other companies would never allow streams like this.
Marine and her crew of Houshou no Ichimi's about to singlehandedly save Japan's birthrate. As expected of Marine.
No one underestimate Marine, girl's a menace...
On second thought, we like a challenge.
It's all about endurance.
Shinzo Abe approved
That's the right attitude
Abe smiling from the heavens
Marine about to be some kinda insect queen with that birthrate
I remember seeing a clip of Manjigumi also taking this test with the question being "What would you imagine Tarzan would be yelling?" Ayame answered "AAAAAAAAA", Shion answered "OOOOOOOOO" and Aqua answered "TAMAYAAAA". Hilarity ensued when the results revealed that their answers would be what they would scream out when they, ahem, "come".
Aqua 💀
what does tamaya mean lmao
Its what the japanese yell when seeing fireworks. Dunno why.
@@ultramarsfinest1536 Tamaya are the name of maker of Japanese fireworks, one of the original artisans. His name has been immortalised as a chant when fireworks goes off
@@NoirLouisStream imagine having your name being screamed by a Vtuber when they are Climaxing
2:33 based man, he will increase japan's birth rate by himself
Abe will be proud.
Man went
UWOOOGHHHH SEGGGGGSSSS
A true hero
Breeding mode engage
THIS IS FOR YOU, ABE
Marine: "I want 3 kids."
"gasp!" (happy government noises)
As long as you prioritize her, four times is easily doable. 😂
You're a munch, a munch I dare say!
The CLIT Commander agrees.
Im pretty sure she was saying she aint tryina do it 4 goddamn times a night lol. Im not gonna lie, depending on how hard we going, that actually sounds like a pain in the ass. Idk maybe this is my post teenage years talkin.
Do we include tools in this? Because with cheat items, I agree.
If not, I got as far as two before I got bored.
@@NousagiCaptaindude realistically speaking 4 is just pure Pain, i mean literally a pain, 2 long duration sessions is enough.
Damn, Marine…
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
SNU SNU NOW!
i love this fucking comment
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal...
...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
@@DepressedCrow And slightly chafed.
We can do it guys, stay focused
Don't give up!
I came..............
here because I saw your comment and then I came.....
to the conclusion that you are right, we can do it LETS GOOO!!!
0:29 love that giggle
It sounds genuine, that is what makes it good! Also it's cute.
“It doesn’t matter if you do your best, 4 times in one night…”
She never said no to having the aforementioned kids with a chat member
Average Hololive chat user: “4 times in a night? I can do that in an hour.”
Maybe she's saving that member for her sister so she finally gets out more...
@@MapleLeaf2501 or there’s too many options and she can’t make up her mind
@@MapleLeaf2501 Take it or leave
If chat needs a sacrifice I volunteer as tribute.
No, no, please, allow me. I'm more than willing to sacrifice myself.
No, no, no, I insist. You all have a long life ahead of you, I shall take the fall.
No, no, allow me. I've been told by my dates that my pelvic thrusts and my six digit financial value are out of this world.
@@maotheraconteur5369 No no no. I implore you I'm willing to do this for our captain and for you all.
@@MitchJustChill No, no, no, I can't let you do that, your life worth more than mine, I will do it
I don’t know why, but every time someone says “OMG THATS CORRECT!” To one of these questions I absolutely lose it. 🤣
Did anyone else find it really adorable that she wants kids and has an exact number of son/s and daughter/s that she wants
She's like Big mom
I'm sorry
@@ren0verse27 I mean big mom was smoking when she was younger
She better get to it. Not much time left.
@@crawlingboy dam that timeskip sure scary as hell
@@tgmaps Chad's know Marine will stay looking beautiful like Boa Hancock.
That's chat's secret, they're always -Takeshi- ready xD
I love how Ichimi sometimes tease her like she's a desperate middle age lady, but they're sometimes also down bad like this😂
Sometimes being Takeshi is not enough, you have to go full Robin Padilla.
UOGH
@@abnerdoon4902 you need to fuse both
Bro, she is a desperate middle age woman... Don't worry I'll fix her
UUUWAAAGHHH SEEEEEGGS UAAAAHHHH SEEEEEE-
When a woman says she wants three kids, you know she's a keeper.
Hey, it’s better than over here where she says she wants to kill 17 of them before they’re born because “empowerment”
I don't know about 3 can we start with 2 first?
Isn’t that kinda of a requirement?
You can’t have 3 without having 2 first
Unless you don't want kids yourself.
@Player Zero yeah, no intention of being a parent myself. I would rather adopt than bring another life into this world if I did want to raise a family but I don't think kids suit me. Though I'll end up sterile soon enough for other reasons anyway.
1:40 さすが カックイン 船長。。。
I hope the numbers 3 and 4 stay a meme in her community.
I’m more concerned that according to the very scientific bridge puzzle, she’d totally NTR her friend.
So really, 3 babies… but with who???
i don't get the logic behind the bridge puzzle. its a mystery
@@AlexanderWangwastaken I guess since you're being told not to cross, finding an alternate way around is reflective of doing the thing you shouldn't (stealing the partner) behind their back instead of facing things directly.
@@1stCallipostleI mean, there's a sign that literally tells you to not cross that bridge and the dare is to cross it.
If anything the answers should be flipped.
maririn is precious, lmao
from experience I can tell you four times in one session is easy as long as you focus on her and hold off on your own ... release.
It's easy to hurt them from too much friction and impact, so marathons can end up as pain during the following days, ideally you want to switch how you're going to make sure you don't make one spot raw...
I'm taking notes senpai
Senchou: "You think a safely oriented sincere woman like me would steal someone's boyfriend?!"
With a fit like that, she doesn't have to try.
It shows the degeneracy of boys xd , it won't happen in rl i hope
My wife wouldn't mind about this so....
"Just following captain's orders, it's nothing personal." 😂
@@literallyhuman5990 bruh, your wife will turn to her first before you do 😂
@@diostone6975 ALL ACCORDING TO THE MASTER🅱️LAN
The most important takeaway from this is that Marine is the neighborhood aunt who refuses to jaywalk.
Sasuga Marine oba-chan
"4 times? That's a stretch," acute choice of words there captain 😂
She'll be stretched alright.
"Hey what is that the 6th time now? Let me rest!"
"Rest? Since when does the Captain need a rest? I've still get 2 or 3 in me, get back here!"
😆 🤣
@@StarboyXL9 Keep it up and one of you will end up in a stretcher 😉
@@StarboyXL9Sasuga, Ichimi-san.
1:39 a rare noise from Senchou.
Her giggle is just adorable😂
Just like the number of children my mom wanted to. We are 3 siblings: aniki, me and imouto, in that order
Our Marine is absolute adorable and amazing
Abe-san is smiling from the afterlife
2:21 senchou real voice sounds so nice.
The day may come that the courage of man fails
BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY
"And on that day Marine used multiplication jutsu and Marine&chat single-handedly solved Japan's birthrate problem."
0:10
Only 10 seconds in and I know what I'm in for with this video
"A brother, a little brother, a little sister"
My brain: the amazing world of gumball 💀
Please make more Marine
the world will be better place with more Marine
Captain copier
Ill do my best !!
Better start on that soon, Marine! Ganbatte!
Asanagi needs to draw a doujin of Marine NTR'ing her friend's bf now.
Bruh really got to be asanagi
fuck Asanagi bro
@@lewiskellett5654 would you rather get mizuru Kei ?
@@colex110 I'd rather have a non degenerate artist
@@lewiskellett5654 but asanagi's art is so good bruh
*May the best seed wins...*
I have trained all my life for this moment. Time to expand my lineage just like my parents.
I made this post
Thank you for the translations. I'd have never been able to enjoy this the same way live.
The duality of chat
"I want three kids!"
Yes ma'am!
Open wide Senchou! No not your mouth!
My fellow hoshou pirates fear not. I shall sacrifice myself for this task. Remember me
WITNESSED
I shall bestow my life for my precious crewmates, let me be the offering instead
Get in line.
1:08 imagine following the law
0:17 the sounds she makes correlates to the analysis. 4 times huh.
prolly gonna start feeling chafed after the second time tbh
Well... This is clip of the month.
The spirit of Abe approves the plan of 3 or more kids.
She seems like the safety mom type.
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE, I'LL TRY MY BEST!!
You're too weak, adventurer. I will go.
All you have to do is believe...
Bridge-Sensei confirms: Marine is a homewrecker
the houshou pirates keep forgetting marine isnt young enough for 4 times a night.
But she's young enough to break four massagers in a short enough period of time to feel embarrassed about buying a fifth one.
Somewhere, Shinzo Ave is smiling.
Marine would make a great mama
Now the important question is how would she be able to create these kids? Any EXTREMELY detailed response is appreciated!
She wont steal the boyfriend
She'd steal both the couple 🤣🤣🤣
1:35 this feel like a "To kill for yourself is murder. To kill for your country is heroic. To kill for entertainment is harmless." Moment
In my pre 20s to early 20s I'd go for more Marine... But we're both in our 30s now. 🥲👍
challenge accepted
If you drink plenty of water and get plenty of rest the night before, 4 times is very doable
Its about to become a mizuryu kei doujin in here lol
Too bad Mizuryu Kei already cut ties with hololive and he on their blacklist.
I'm a bit biased, but I respect people who plan to have a family. It's a nice thing to have when you find the right mate.
Senchou Marine 🏴☠️🦜
I've wanted 3 kids like how it was me and my siblings. Big brother first, 2 younger sisters so the big brother protects his sisters.
you heard her boys! 4 times in a row and 3 kids for each ichimi!
NEED a revers NTR with her cuking a girl and coming 4 times, it ends with her having 3 kids lol
Abe-san would be so proud of her.
Chat shows some dedication.
its not that she wouldnt steal someones boyfriend, more like couldnt
ALRIGHT! WE'LL HOLD A BATTLE ROYALE AND WHOEVER ARE THE LAST REMAINING THREE SHALL BECOME HER CHILDREN!
I mean, 4 times is possible, but the amount of repression a guy goes through to achieve that isn’t easy.
Are you guys just slacking or something? 4 times is a slightly above normal night for me.
@@StarboyXL9
It varies between people. Some have it easy while others need to change things about themselves, such as diet, health, etc. There are some people who’s genes just fit the bill for reproduction
Ah. It's a shame not everyone can experience this
Your technique is unimaginative.
_LEMME IN THERE COACH, I'M FUCKIN READY_
I Am Ready!
1:14 this really got me lol
As a dutyful crewmate I shall do my part. Aye aye captain!
And this is why I love Marine
4 times is a lot usually twice is enough.
Knowing Marine, we're probably gonna get a stream where she reviews applications to be the father.
all it took was her to be more direct huh?
And I hope anyone who have her isn't going to run away and left her just like that, saying that 'ill go out for a milk'.
Who wouldn't want a wife like marine
This would be a great plot for NTR ... With happy ending of course if it was told from Marine pov.
Lol
I'm not normally pro NTR at all, but whenever it's actually more stable and ends happy, I guess that's fine
Wow, 3 kids from her friend's boyfriend.
First time I hear her squeak laughing lol
This is what The Press was made for
Can someone explain the logic of how someone goes from crossing a bridge to NTR?
The don't cross the bridge sign indicates it's how you handle a temptation you shouldn't have is my guess.
So just going around another way is opting to go for it behind their back
The issue though, is you could easily interpret the same action as just not acknowledging the situation at all and just moving past it
A lack of confrontation with the issue is all it really shows
Why do I have this strange feeling that she should hurry up before its too late
The bridge one is a real language-related shitstorm...
The Japanese can be read as "do not cross this bridge" or "do not cross on the edge of this" (Bridge and edge somehow are spelled the same in Japanese and is indistinguishable unless written in Kanji).
that's why there's an option to "cross from the edge"
Also "hashi" triples as "beloved"(in the adjective/verb sense). So bridge, edge, beloved.
That said, I'm pretty sure (but correct me if I'm wrong. I'm on the phone and can't see shit) the sign is using the "bridge" kanji, so it shouldn't be ambiguous like that.
Id do my best to give Marine Senchou her 3 kids
4 times in one night?! It’s time for my training arc. I can do that with practice! Trust me Senchou! I can do more than 3 kids!!!
The implication is that it's too much for her already.
This needs 4 months prep time
4 times a night? Marine did it for sure.
Senchou no tame nara!!! I will do my best!!!
senchou needs me? i'm senchou's number one guy? i'll go to bat for you senchou!
Marine singlehandedly giving Japan declining birth rate a promising hope
Either performance or not, you'll likely get a children unless there's health implications
It really felt like whoever is giving the analysis is doing it live, to twist the meanings no matter what she chooses. Hilarious that none of the answers can be considered safe
Marine not steal other girl BF, but other wife husband
Rookie numbers.
But you all miss the point.
"Isn't it a bit much?" is exactly what she is supposed to say.
She can't say "sounds nice, let's start". She wants to encourage us
That guy got roasted pretty hard lol