I can't believe you left out the part where Tanzler was planning to one day bring her body into space where he believed cosmic xrays would bring her back to life
Also, while the girl was still alive the whole family moved houses and instructed all neighbors to not give away thier location to Tanzler, but he found out anyway
My grandfather lived in the keys when Tanzler was there doing all that stuff. Key West was a small island so everyone knew everyone. They actually called him Count Carl Von Cosel, idk why, but that’s the name my grandfather used in his stories. Basically all the kids viewed him as your stereotypical local weird creepy old man who everyone was afraid of. My grandfather remembered when all this stuff came to light, it was quite the small town drama.
Fun fact! Tanzler even admitted to have poisoned Elena in a note found by renovation workers in 1982, saying “She died because I gave this to her mercifully. I mixed the root of wolfsbane (monkshood) with aconite diluted. It was palatable and my loved one departed this miserable world on October 25, 1931. Suffer no more sweet Elena. I have sent you to the angels with my golden elixir...”
As far as the hair goes, it was common place in the Victorian era to make jewelry out of a dead persons hair because that was about all you could do to remember them, so her parents likely thought that’s what he was doing
@@ttracs Eh, debatable. When you have to be rich to have your photo taken, you're gonna want anthing you can have to remind you of your dead spouse or parent or child, so you take a lock of their hair and braid it into this intricate piece of jewelry that will be around forever, and you can always wear it to remind yourself of them. If you look up images of them they were quite beautiful, and some were just locks of hair in lockets. Its pretty fascinating. People in the past truly did do the best with what they could (and honestly, how they wore their clothes was also incredibly intelligent). y modern, and even my historical loving self's standards, it is a bit strange to take a dead person's hair, but sometimes in the Victorian era they would take pictures with recently dead people if they didn't get a chance to before they died, then edited the photos to make it look like their eyes were open so they could have a picture of the person to remember them by. Also, there's such thing as victorian photoshop. All those pictures from the victorian and edwardian eras with women with itty bitty waists, were all edited when they were taken to make them look that small!
I think its hilarious that the Necronomicon only has a one star rating on audible. Like, everyone who wanted to do witchcraft listened to it and went: "Nah this ain't cutting it. 1/5 stars, Satan would be disappointed."
Will Martin Luther nailed a list of reasons why the Catholic Church are Heretics and it started a very very long long long long long long story... long story short Catholics are Heretics and there is most definitely some sketchy s*** going on in them churches
Most obscure and interesting Florida man happenings throughout history please Edit: well I’ve never been so right apparently, I now demand it and if you don’t I’ll be upset. Thank you for those who agree with me.
The image of an insane German man living in Florida skipping down the street while pulling a red wagon with a decomposing body in it is not what I wanted to think about today.
My favorite dead body hijink that wasn't mentioned was Operation Mincemeat when British intelligence dressed the body of a drifter as a naval officer and planted fake invasion plans on him and dumped him off the coast of Spain during WW2.
Just the word “mincemeat” there made me think of the time a guy accidentally fell into one of McDonald’s giant meat grinders. Total recall of all product once they found out, of course. But I kinda wonder if any of his human meat ever made its way into a Big Mac.
I remember seeing a documentary when I was 8 on Tanzler’s wild ride with his corpse bride. Terrified me for years, thanks for bringing my sleep paralysis demon new material.
John Paul (with a dr doofenshmirtz voice): If I had a nickel for every time my relic blood was stolen I'd have three nickels, which isn't a lot of nickels but it's weird that it happened three times.
alternatively: If Ihad a nickel for every time someone stole pope blood only to conchalantly tosss it away, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's still weird it's happened twice
Except he wasn't a doctor. Sam incorrectly calls him "radiologist", which is, indeed, a type of doctor, but Tanzler wasn't a radiologist but a radiology technician, which is more like a nurse rather than a doctor. He never went to medical school or anything like that
@@exantiuse497 - Nnno, Nurses have to go to school & take difficult classes, so that's less like a nurse and more like a receptionist who's been at the hospital a very long time who hands out advice that he shouldn'ta oughta.
@@geekdivaherself This is from Wikipedia ("radiographer" article): In the United States, these professionals are known as Radiologic Technologists. Formal training programs in radiography range in length that leads to a certificate, an associate or a bachelor's degree. So the education they receive (at least today, idk about back then) is of similar length as what nurses go through. Idk about the difficulty, I'm neither a nurse nor a radiology technician, but saying they're "like a receptionist" is not accurate, they do go to college
@@exantiuse497 Thanks, but I was talking about then. Where I am, receptionists usually have some college, too. My Mom's a nurse, and her last year of college definitely had at least one course that scared even doctors with its level of required intensity and precision. The nursing profession is often looked down upon, too.
It kills me that the best joke in this video, a better joke than i will ever write, is a throwaway line of text that you have to pause to read. 5:50 "So do people still poop in heaven?" "Only the virtuous scatophiliacs"
You left out the part where before reburying Elena, her taxidermied corpse was put on display for a few days so people could get a look at what tanzler did to it
I love the decline in Sam's mental state. His videos went from being reserved, to the point, family friendly, to....well 5:11 No regrets, 10/10 would subscribe again if i could
@@purplehaze2358 Wait...I'm an Indian guy from Sri Lanka, wasn't I already allowed to say the N-word? If not, I've done some grave mistakes that I need to correct...
@SF - 09CL 821988 Port Credit SS Your logic doesn't hold up, you assume all 5m people saw this comment, which isn't the case. As far as we know only 300 people saw this comment, therefore, 100% of people found this comment funny. Humor is subjective what isn't funny to you can be funny to others. You sound like you're mad because you didn't think of it first.
@SF - 09CL 821988 Port Credit SS yeah I engaged but last time I checked I wasn't the one insulting hundreds of people. You didn't think the joke was funny all you had to do was move on but you couldn't. You just had to be a heckler. Quite sad honestly
Good God. Imagine, a Villain that KILLED innocent random women into HIS WAIFUS OR S3X DOLLS....WTH?!? Also, worse: if that same villain was used to scare WOMEN into being good NEAR CHRISTMAS TIME! YIKES!!!
I did some digging, and it turns out that the pope's blood ended up in the movie: "Joey Cardinal and the Fish Dilemma" as a prop. Not trying to spoil anything, but that movie has a HUGE twist at the end. You should watch it!
Tanzler's story is famous in Florida. An extra part of the story is that he actually admitted in court that he planned to take an airship up to the stratosphere so the radiation could penetrate her tissue and bring here back to life. You should get the book "Weird Florida" which has a lot of wierd story's like that one.
I actually watched a documentary about Tanzler when I was like 5 with my dad. Scared the shit out of me, but I was really hoping youd cover it in this series, bravo!
@@0_dearghealach_083 my dad. This was in 2008-2009 if I recall correctly. It was probably 10:00 at night or later and it came on TV. I was laying on the couch when he decided that was a good time to watch a really dark documentary about the cadaver finagler! He didn't have any malicious intent, honestly he probably thought I was asleep, it was really late and I normally fell asleep on the couch back then, rarely ever slept in my actual bedroom. And I regularly watched ghost shows with him, they were interesting to me, but Tanzler, that went a little too far for 5yo me, lol.
8:15 someone needs to bass boost it louder every time he hits the table I'm certain I would die of laughter because things that don't make sense make me do big funny haha
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I can't believe you left out the part where Tanzler was planning to one day bring her body into space where he believed cosmic xrays would bring her back to life
The fuck
@@cushchristian1257 i can absolutely apprive this comment.
What the fuck
Also, while the girl was still alive the whole family moved houses and instructed all neighbors to not give away thier location to Tanzler, but he found out anyway
@@DarkBladePL9 damn this guy is a real creep
@@cushchristian1257 yeah, he wrote a whole book about it and the part about stealing the corpse is called "liberation"
The screaming corpse part startled me
"I'll take that as a yes!"
DEAD BODY: AAAAAAAAAAA
It made me rofl
When?
5:11
*AAAA-*
Woman: *dies of incurable and deadly disease*
Carl Tanzler: ha ha well don't mind if I do
Incurable, deadly, and contagious disease.
Thicc Alien : You don’t know me.
😘💀
@Thicc Alien You shouldn't judge people with a name like that.
*shoves pp inside dead human*
My grandfather lived in the keys when Tanzler was there doing all that stuff. Key West was a small island so everyone knew everyone. They actually called him Count Carl Von Cosel, idk why, but that’s the name my grandfather used in his stories. Basically all the kids viewed him as your stereotypical local weird creepy old man who everyone was afraid of. My grandfather remembered when all this stuff came to light, it was quite the small town drama.
I’m pretty sure Tanzler claimed to be several things, including a count at one point
@@LL-ht2dd Yeah, even Elena's family knew him as Count von Cosel. He was a weird dude.
His USA citizenship papers had his name as Carl Tanzler von Cosel and he later added a count to his name for some reason
To be fair, it seems like he was a weird and creepy old man. He'd be the perfect Congressional candidate for our time.
The sequel we needed but didn't deserve
*deserved, but didnt need
@@frowlinian8175 no
*didn't deserve nor needed?
@@ValugaTheLord my brain exploded
666 likes :0
Girl of his dreams: dies
Tanzler: *_It’s free real estate._*
I mean
@@Chrome2105 damn right
Why does this also work for ImJayStation
This shit isn’t funny
no No NO *no* *No* *NO*
"Florida man leaves his family for a corpse."
Underrated
Underrated
The first of many
Godfather of Florida men
Florida kid sells his unconscious friend to a drug dealer for a bag of marijuana
The ragdoll he created makes it the first waifu body pillow in the world. (Or at least the first documented body pillow)
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I never thought that, lmao
we don't know if first.
@@santafefanproductions786 yes
Don’t. Start.
Fun fact! Tanzler even admitted to have poisoned Elena in a note found by renovation workers in 1982, saying
“She died because I gave this to her mercifully. I mixed the root of wolfsbane (monkshood) with aconite diluted. It was palatable and my loved one departed this miserable world on October 25, 1931. Suffer no more sweet Elena. I have sent you to the angels with my golden elixir...”
I- *what?*
“My golden elixir” sounds like piss
@@rubyy.7374 o god it does
@@rubyy.7374 swiss miss instant piss maybe
Look I would rather be poisoned then to continue to suffer from tuberculosis.
As far as the hair goes, it was common place in the Victorian era to make jewelry out of a dead persons hair because that was about all you could do to remember them, so her parents likely thought that’s what he was doing
The past was a a strange place
@@ttracs Eh, debatable. When you have to be rich to have your photo taken, you're gonna want anthing you can have to remind you of your dead spouse or parent or child, so you take a lock of their hair and braid it into this intricate piece of jewelry that will be around forever, and you can always wear it to remind yourself of them. If you look up images of them they were quite beautiful, and some were just locks of hair in lockets. Its pretty fascinating. People in the past truly did do the best with what they could (and honestly, how they wore their clothes was also incredibly intelligent). y modern, and even my historical loving self's standards, it is a bit strange to take a dead person's hair, but sometimes in the Victorian era they would take pictures with recently dead people if they didn't get a chance to before they died, then edited the photos to make it look like their eyes were open so they could have a picture of the person to remember them by. Also, there's such thing as victorian photoshop. All those pictures from the victorian and edwardian eras with women with itty bitty waists, were all edited when they were taken to make them look that small!
@@yelloworange3125 probably the same reasons why knights used to ask for a lock of hair of their ladies.
God I love the Victorian era
Just like in Skyrim when I name enchanted jewelry after the people whose souls inhabit them
Woman: dies from highly contagious disease
Old man: *swoops in*
“I’ll be taking that!” y o i n k
Thank you for commenting
Hippity hoppity you are now my property
Yeenkers
BroskiJosephski y a g g a
what would you do for a klondike bar?
I think its hilarious that the Necronomicon only has a one star rating on audible. Like, everyone who wanted to do witchcraft listened to it and went: "Nah this ain't cutting it. 1/5 stars, Satan would be disappointed."
Lmao I could recommend to you a list of fantasy novels that would be more helpful for trying to learn magic
maby it's a censored version?
It’s got like 4 1/2 on Amazon
@@ryanboggs8685 You can't just say that and not follow up
@@ninjanolan I could, but I won’t. Don’t dabble in that stuff, find a better hobby
“ill take that as a yes 😉”
*wails from the deepest depths and ravines within the ghastly underworld*
5:12
*the scream that you make waking up at night when you forget to do something*
@@LocalGoober10 You wake up at 11:55 and remember your essay due at 12
underrated comment
AAUUUUUGGHHHHHH
Pogggg
5:11 when you wake up and realize you have ten minutes to prepare for school
So true🤣🤣
This morning
I looked for a 5:11 comment ty
Lel
Omegalul.
Pope: dies
Bypasser: *wOAH free first relics*
Free first class relics
He lived like another 20 years after being shot though
"He looked kind of like Sigmund Freud, only even more evil" is the best description I've heard of
He looks more like Freud than the man himself
Dead Body Hijinks II: Necrotic Boogaloo
i already made that joke!
@@ghostofshinychanseythattil4352 yeah but you stole our oxygen so I think it's just fair
Screw my comments, pin this
Gosh gee these mufuckin’ dead bodies are really for me
When I'm dead just throw me in the trash
5:11 when your pretending to be dead and hear *"we'd like to have them cremated"*
I HATE HOW IM LAUGHING AT 1Am thanks to reading this.
You got a good laugh out of me LMFAOOO
5:11 when you e
For a youtube comment meme, this is actually funny
DEEP FRIED
I love how he pronounces foreign names casually
Because he's not dumb...
@@numberonepiaafan True tho
@@simonj6801 TRUE LULW
He sucks at doing it though
Yellow Cactus, um not really, he pronounced all those names well
2:13
"Stay Off the Grass"
rehab facility
Fucking legend
I dont get it
@@trollman3894 weed
@@yolomaipolo1383 ooooh
@@trollman3894 oof
Omfg how did i miss that. 500 IQ joke
"why did the priest have pope blood in his bag?" Sounds like the setup to one of those priest walks into a bar jokes sam lmfao
Well, you can only drink so much Fanta.
Will Martin Luther nailed a list of reasons why the Catholic Church are Heretics and it started a very very long long long long long long story... long story short Catholics are Heretics and there is most definitely some sketchy s*** going on in them churches
Necrophilia:
*putting the rot in erotica*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
never heard of that one
@@zorex. immitation is the greatest form of flattery
@@rano4651 noted
Wow an original joke
Tanzler looks more like Freud than Freud does
Lmao. That's exactly what I'm bad been thinking.
literally not z charlie chaplin won at 27th place lol not 3
@Aidan Bramwell If I were him, I'd feel an odd sense of pride LOL
Tanzler looks like Freud, while Freud looks like George Carlin pretending to be Freud.
Floridian Freud 👀
I absolutely love how Tanzlers ex didn't give a shit about him being obsessed with the corpse and dumping her
They must've been really old by that point and maybe she just wanted a roommate to split the rent with.
To quote the Great Pink Guy
"I treat her badly, but she comes back... Everytime.
Just goes to show, that none of these hoes are worth a dime..."
When are we gonna get Dead Body Hijinks 3: Revelations
@Carter Harrison no kidding lol
attack tomato hehe
It needs to talk about Jeremiah Bentham, the utilitarian philosopher.
Never
Would have been great if he called this one electric boogaloo
Most obscure and interesting Florida man happenings throughout history please
Edit: well I’ve never been so right apparently, I now demand it and if you don’t I’ll be upset. Thank you for those who agree with me.
_MyCatNala _ I never knew I needed him to make an entire video dedicated to Florida Man.
Nala omgomgomg yay
Yeah let's do it!
I concur.
WE MUST RISE
RISE FOR THE SAKE OF THE FLORIDA MAN
Carl Tanzler: The Original Florida Man
Lmao Soo true
@Garrett McBride i wonder what crazy things the Florida dinosaurs did
@Garrett McBride *Florida fish gets sick of water and wanders off into land*
@Garrett McBride Florida native probably.
Floridian historical way of life.
The image of an insane German man living in Florida skipping down the street while pulling a red wagon with a decomposing body in it is not what I wanted to think about today.
My favorite dead body hijink that wasn't mentioned was Operation Mincemeat when British intelligence dressed the body of a drifter as a naval officer and planted fake invasion plans on him and dumped him off the coast of Spain during WW2.
Post-mortem Conscription, good times.
That drifter is a war hero, even if he was a hapless bum in life.
Just the word “mincemeat” there made me think of the time a guy accidentally fell into one of McDonald’s giant meat grinders. Total recall of all product once they found out, of course. But I kinda wonder if any of his human meat ever made its way into a Big Mac.
I guess you can call this burger the Big Man.
@@PongWithBreakout I love you for that
@@iheartkiecatsim sorry, what?
- drinks pope blood -
_refreshing_
I love pope blood!!
Pope cranberry.
*WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY*
Shoulda had a V8.
Just fucking *chug* that shit
I remember seeing a documentary when I was 8 on Tanzler’s wild ride with his corpse bride. Terrified me for years, thanks for bringing my sleep paralysis demon new material.
@yeetkid dont jusg please dont I had enough about these corps stories
Imagine dying of tuberculosis just for some weird guy to make you his wife
Almost every ancient egyptian mummy: Being eaten by Europeans.
Wait what
Yhea , wait what?
Europeans used to eat egyptian mummies, believing that gave them some health benefits....smh
The cursed jerky
Mummy, more like, yummy
Elena’s sister: *PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP*
OMG I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S PARENTS FORCED THEM TO WATCH SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK
Idk wtf you’re talking about, this sounds like Monsters Inc. to me
@@Flash4ML *It IS Monsters Inc.*
Then why did Anna frankel say School house rock? Idk which one came first
school house rock was in the 70's
John Paul (with a dr doofenshmirtz voice): If I had a nickel for every time my relic blood was stolen I'd have three nickels, which isn't a lot of nickels but it's weird that it happened three times.
alternatively: If Ihad a nickel for every time someone stole pope blood only to conchalantly tosss it away, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's still weird it's happened twice
Three times that we know of ;)
4 nickels now, making our way to a quarter!
@@anthonytorres-cruz1598 WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP STEALING POPE BLOOD
and let me guess, they'll find it tossed in the trash again
Imagine it in kokichis voice or nagitos voice.
5:11 this made me tear up laughing, it’s so unexpected.
its like the sr pelo screams
What made me tear up was pausing the video at the "satanic ritual" imagery.
Same
i laughed as hard as i could for like two minutes straight
Thank you. Was looking for this comment.
5:11 I believe that was a genuine scream from Sam after learning about Carl Tanzler.
It's a creepier story once you know what her corpse's face looked like after Tanzler dressed it up.
She looked fucking terrifying
That shit caught me off guard when I looked at Tanzler’s wiki page. I will for certain see that face in a nightmare tonight.
@@masoncampbell5267 why.... WHYY DID I LOOK IT UP
FreakShow describe it im too scared to look
@@ashh_ley like a porcelain doll but made of human flesh
The sequel that everyone knew they needed
go away
Burn!
He pip piped the diddly doo with the dead body
Jim Ferdinando lmao
r/sex?
pip pip the deadily doo
can you like.... not?
"Pee pee poo poo" - Berd
6:13 her face never ceases to make me laugh my fuckin ass off
"Wake up"
5:08
"You're late for school"
5:11
Underrated comment.
A A A A A A A
Im fucking dying
Tanzler: I am deeply in love with you
Elena: *huhahuHAHUHA H U H A H* (death)
Tanzler: I’m glad you agree
( *later* )
5:11
I, too, watched the video.
4:18 for the comment
So meaningful
You forgot where tanzler has a doctor before his name so elena's parents thought he's a doctor which is probably why tanzler got some of elena's hair.
Except he wasn't a doctor. Sam incorrectly calls him "radiologist", which is, indeed, a type of doctor, but Tanzler wasn't a radiologist but a radiology technician, which is more like a nurse rather than a doctor. He never went to medical school or anything like that
@@exantiuse497 jesus. Was people that oblivious back then.
Makes me glad we began doing background checks.
@@exantiuse497 - Nnno, Nurses have to go to school & take difficult classes, so that's less like a nurse and more like a receptionist who's been at the hospital a very long time who hands out advice that he shouldn'ta oughta.
@@geekdivaherself This is from Wikipedia ("radiographer" article): In the United States, these professionals are known as Radiologic Technologists. Formal training programs in radiography range in length that leads to a certificate, an associate or a bachelor's degree.
So the education they receive (at least today, idk about back then) is of similar length as what nurses go through. Idk about the difficulty, I'm neither a nurse nor a radiology technician, but saying they're "like a receptionist" is not accurate, they do go to college
@@exantiuse497 Thanks, but I was talking about then. Where I am, receptionists usually have some college, too. My Mom's a nurse, and her last year of college definitely had at least one course that scared even doctors with its level of required intensity and precision. The nursing profession is often looked down upon, too.
It kills me that the best joke in this video, a better joke than i will ever write, is a throwaway line of text that you have to pause to read.
5:50
"So do people still poop in heaven?"
"Only the virtuous scatophiliacs"
3:50 "This is the past we're talking about after all, that place was a shitshow from start to finish"
World history in a sentence.
Tanzler: "I'll take that for a yes."
Elena: *" ....UUUHHHHHHH"*
Bloody brilliant
Roses are red, the sun is shining, my mental health is slowly declining.
*Hol’ up a second...*
Same lmao
ok
haha relatable
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I think this applies to all of us
"Never give up on that girl of your dreams."
-Tanzler
You left out the part where before reburying Elena, her taxidermied corpse was put on display for a few days so people could get a look at what tanzler did to it
Jesus christ...
It just gets worse and worse the more I learn about it
@@fart63 A lot of childs get trauma after seeing this i think...
that reminds me of the picture of elena's body that i saw years ago.
it still haunts my nightmare. how do you remove a thought from your memory
@@trianglekid219 is the one where she looks like a mannequin?
5:11 is nightmare fuel at 2 in the morning.
4:12am for me right now mate
2:12 am
1:47am for me but I found this funny af
Ikr
We're coming
This is the most cursed comment section i have ever seen.
100% True
The video itself is cursed like a mummy's treasure-ridden grave is cursed.
Introducing the Sam O’ Nella Academy.
@@CyberLink70 I am a second grade scholar of *T h e A c a d e m y* and even by those standards this is fucking cursed.
If you wanna see something more cursed search tanzler elena
The giddy little animation you did for Tanzler- perfection.
You know it's a good day when this lad uploads.
5:09 Facebook moms' reaction to normal memes
5:12 Facebook moms' reaction to minion memes
😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
What am I not getting?
@@onlyhumanstillananimal6746 woooooooooosh
@@iAmTomato not a woosh
@@iAmTomato Fuck off kid
5:08 like this so I can find it later
ᔕᕼᗩᑎEᔕTᑌᗪIOᔕ bam your welcome
Could you find it?
Tomás Beltrán yes thank you
@@prodsh4ne ur welcome
the comments show up at the top of the comment section for the person who posted it. stop begging for likes.
Speaking of corpses, let's keep this channel alive and well until he someday comes back and is like "holy shit"
HES BAAAAAAACK
Soo
5:12 Yeah, sleep is overrated. Don't need that tonight.
Mr.Yeah UGGGHHHH
That scared the shit out of me.
@@mann8557 Dude, same😐😖
I found it fucking hilarious
@@pendulunium2408 yeah, it's fucking hilarious, just...
I'll take that as a yes!
*AAAHHHHH*
Remember the dark times, when his Videos were only 3-4 minutes long? I am glad that this is over.
5:11 *S R P E L O I N T E N S I F I E S*
Yes
So true, was it a feat. ?
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
*EAAAUUGGH*
More like 8:17
6:32
*"HAVE HER CADAVER"*
I love the decline in Sam's mental state. His videos went from being reserved, to the point, family friendly, to....well
5:11
No regrets, 10/10 would subscribe again if i could
sounds like me
"AAAAA-"
Infernal noises
Compared to the first dead hyjinx video, he's a lot more sane in and calm in this one. Not by that much but there is a difference.
Alt account
*_Dead body Hijinks 2: The Deceased Boogaloo_*
*Reanimated Hijinks 2: Electrified Boogaloo*
Stolen
You’re literally just making yourself seem more like you stole that comment by acting so harsh.
Hey I’m your 1000 like
Maple Gum nice
I hate when I come home and there's just first-class relic all over the floor
Just hearing his theme even in past videos makes me feel joy
I feel like the "stay off the grass" sign at the rehab is under appreciated in these comments.
I noticed it, but I just got the joke now. Yeah, that is a nice one.
uuuuuuhhhhhhh i don't get it ._.
I don’t get it, somebody please explain this to me
Didn't really notice it but now that you have pointed it out I laughed for a good minute. Man I needed that.
@@severalpunchman2698 i dont think thats the joke..
Breaking news: Florida man has visions that told him to steal a corpse.
Florida’s always making headlines with crazy shit. “Alligator dressed as Mickey Mouse attacks child outside Disney world.”
@@tristyncoffey839 damn right
You know it feels like Florida man has been around since before Florida was Florida.
Isn't this the entire plot of Steel Ball Run
Wow that guy did more for that dead body than he did to treat her while alive
*WOW.* A subject even I'm reluctant to make jokes about in private, and you did it in a fucking comment section. You deserve a fucking N-word pass.
Things Dr Bright is not allowed to do:
*give people an N-word pass*
@@purplehaze2358 Wait...I'm an Indian guy from Sri Lanka, wasn't I already allowed to say the N-word? If not, I've done some grave mistakes that I need to correct...
@@tomokokuroki2506 What can I say, I'm the man of BRIGHT ideas.
6:51 this would be a great sitcom(?
When you forgot to take the meat out of the freezer and you hear your mom’s car pull up : 5:11
@SF - 09CL 821988 Port Credit SS almost 300 people think otherwise
@SF - 09CL 821988 Port Credit SS Your logic doesn't hold up, you assume all 5m people saw this comment, which isn't the case. As far as we know only 300 people saw this comment, therefore, 100% of people found this comment funny. Humor is subjective what isn't funny to you can be funny to others. You sound like you're mad because you didn't think of it first.
@SF - 09CL 821988 Port Credit SS we get it dude, you dont like the joke. Just move on with your sad life...
@SF - 09CL 821988 Port Credit SS yeah I engaged but last time I checked I wasn't the one insulting hundreds of people. You didn't think the joke was funny all you had to do was move on but you couldn't. You just had to be a heckler. Quite sad honestly
@@tratanimations9139 exactly, his comment was not warranted nor necessary
2:05 I love the fact that the satanic rituals include a roomba with a knife taped on it.
And the old guy
The most evil object
and a bendy circle lmfao
I have never clicked so fast to hear somebody talk about dead bodies
I have :)
The only time I’ve clicked faster is for buzzfeed unsolved
First vid3o tho
"I-im deeply in love with you"
" 'heavy breathing' *BLEGH* "
-_tanzler & elenas dilemma_
8:15 that microphone capping though, holy dedication
I mean...you just check for spikes in volume, and you slap a frame on them.
5:11 when the teacher is collecting tests and you haven’t completed the first question
ĘÆÄÁHË
So ture
When the teacher changes the test date from the end of the week to the beginning of the week
Fr
@@CallMeKazi_balls2ture
I'll Take that as a Yes --
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The "stay off the grass" sign at the rehab center 2:13
That man turned a 3D woman into a waifu.
What a mad lad
Madlad
Madlad
@@blitzkrieg1941 666
Good God. Imagine, a Villain that KILLED innocent random women into HIS WAIFUS OR S3X DOLLS....WTH?!? Also, worse: if that same villain was used to scare WOMEN into being good NEAR CHRISTMAS TIME! YIKES!!!
People who have been killed to death 2: The Squeakquel
Justin Y. Not even gonna make a Steel Ball Run reference?
You're late.
:(
Go away
virgin
I did some digging, and it turns out that the pope's blood ended up in the movie: "Joey Cardinal and the Fish Dilemma" as a prop. Not trying to spoil anything, but that movie has a HUGE twist at the end. You should watch it!
The twist is they find out the pope blood is actually valuable
@@tobymassoom wait, _really_ ?
@@Griff23938 I mean it is Pope blood. What's more valuable then that?
@@tobymassoom A Moon Rock.
@@isaowater what about a moon rock covered in pope blood.
1:03 Or their entire body, which is put in a glass case which is used as an altar.
No joke that's in a Catholic Church in NYC and I've been there.
2:05 pause here, 2 of these images make me immeasurably happy
Lemme guess the rumba and the guy eating his face
Micheal Wright yep!
Bendy? Is that y o u ?
@@trashwolf9563 oo hadn't even noticed that lol
I love the shot from nihil-gohstmane
*_Siri, where do I hide a body?_*
what,again?
Your profile pic is making me feel uncomfortable.
*Can you please repeat that?*
Finding construction sites near you.
In the fridge or freezer.
I hate it when I accidentally throw out my pope blood
smh same.
Bites za dusto
Your drawing of Tanzler was so detailed I immediately recognised him for who he was
5:11 dont mind me just saving this replay button for myself
Understandable, have a nice day.
It startled the crap outta me
5:12
2:03 satanic ritual
*picture of vacuum cleaner with a knife appears*
Roomba.
@@zzdaweirdo1120 Doomba*
@@blankenworthchickenhornjr.3450 Kirbo is good Christian boy.
Also whatever is in the bottom left
@@gavinlopez6258
Obviously a satanic ritual
Me: pretends to sleep
Mom: finds my ds turned on
Me: 5:11
(Edit) JESUS THANKS FOR THE LIKES! :D
this is too relatable
@James Garnett my childhood be like:
I WAS WATCHING THIS AT 4 AM THAT SHIT SCARED ME
Ahh, childhood.. playing moshi monsters on the 3 ds
corvid, flower, bird, animal art bro i totally forgot about that shit
5:11 caught me off guard
I laughed
Tanzler's story is famous in Florida. An extra part of the story is that he actually admitted in court that he planned to take an airship up to the stratosphere so the radiation could penetrate her tissue and bring here back to life. You should get the book "Weird Florida" which has a lot of wierd story's like that one.
5:53 Wait...did that guy screw a corpse for SEVEN YEARS?!
@@scrimmybingus9884 it wasnt THAT bad
scrimmy bingus what the fuuuuuuuuck why did you tell me i could do that
Yeah it's too bad anime hadnt been invented yet.
Dude would have been better off.
@@scrimmybingus9884 I just saw her picture on wikipedia... that shit's terrifying
ruclips.net/video/umDr0mPuyQc/видео.html
It's wild to me that the statute of limitations can run out on grave robbing when the corpse is still in your possession.
I actually watched a documentary about Tanzler when I was like 5 with my dad. Scared the shit out of me, but I was really hoping youd cover it in this series, bravo!
Who let a 5 year old you watch a documentary on a cadaver-banger??!
@@0_dearghealach_083 my dad. This was in 2008-2009 if I recall correctly. It was probably 10:00 at night or later and it came on TV. I was laying on the couch when he decided that was a good time to watch a really dark documentary about the cadaver finagler! He didn't have any malicious intent, honestly he probably thought I was asleep, it was really late and I normally fell asleep on the couch back then, rarely ever slept in my actual bedroom. And I regularly watched ghost shows with him, they were interesting to me, but Tanzler, that went a little too far for 5yo me, lol.
“I’ll take that as a yes... UGHHAAA” that made me laugh so much
Poor Elena did n o t wanna go home with
Dr. deadbodydiddler lol
I'm pretty sure Carl and the corpse was the inspiration for the candy bartender and candy wife from flapjack
Black Bobby Hill oh shit
Whattt
Black Bobby Hill Holy... this is it boys
*Yikes.*
Well, in the words of another guy in the comments.
*"Dead girls can't say no."*
Wasnt the Candy Bartender also called Carl or am I mistaken?
5:11 makes me laugh every time
5:10 is the hardest I've laughed in forever
Hey, hows about we ditch this musty old mausoleum and go back to my place?
...
I'll take that as a yes!
...
*_UUUEEEHHHHHH_*
Carter Watts that shit scared tf outta me lmao
8:15 someone needs to bass boost it louder every time he hits the table I'm certain I would die of laughter because things that don't make sense make me do big funny haha
I can do that
N-Joi let us know when you finish it
@@noahbathgate7133 aight bois lol.I'll post it on my other account haha. I'll put the link in here when I finish
N-Joi sweet
@@N-JOEI
It's been a week, if you don't finish by tomorrow I'll do it myself
5:08
Laughed *WAY* more than i probably should have 😂
There is never a limit to how much you should've laughed at that shit bc oh lord was that hilarious
came for this comment i've never heard myself laugh so loud on youtube
The room tone was too much for me to handle. Lol
*"AHHHH-"*
I have a weird sr pelo felling in that part
I just discovered this channel and am loving every minute