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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  3 года назад +151

    See Tim live on tour: www.timdilloncomedy.com/

    • @J509d
      @J509d 3 года назад +6

      The LEGEND is back on tour!❤

    • @ninacuntowiczaka2415
      @ninacuntowiczaka2415 3 года назад +3

      Yeah Ben can be the next lawnmower man

    • @josephleemartinify
      @josephleemartinify 3 года назад +1

      @Nicola Ciervo offs

    • @F_And
      @F_And 3 года назад +5

      RIP John Mcafee

    • @kevinthomson9556
      @kevinthomson9556 3 года назад +1

      @Nicola Ciervo He sold out 5 shows at Caroline's in NYC in July

  • @calebjones7983
    @calebjones7983 3 года назад +1637

    Tim: “Suicide is very sad.”
    Ben: *Nods while wearing a shirt with Porky Pig blowing his own brains out*

    • @HumorousCarnage
      @HumorousCarnage 3 года назад +9

      Is that their merch?

    • @tryhardfinessedyou
      @tryhardfinessedyou 3 года назад +82

      That's why he is better than Jamie.

    • @lol22332
      @lol22332 3 года назад +48

      @@tryhardfinessedyou Jamie is a Hollywood hack who isn’t camera material

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 года назад +16

      Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
      While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
      Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
      It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

    • @surchristian3518
      @surchristian3518 3 года назад +5

      @@AgendaInMind super Interesting, what is this process called? I'd love to read up more on this!

  • @schulzbot
    @schulzbot 3 года назад +1280

    My world is way fucking better since Tim entered it. Most shit sucks. This doesn't.

    • @aleclala132
      @aleclala132 3 года назад +35

      True but hey not everything suck
      Unless it’s you
      you still suck.

    • @johne.nobody2946
      @johne.nobody2946 3 года назад +29

      Tim’s show saved my life, literally.

    • @schulzbot
      @schulzbot 3 года назад +12

      @@aleclala132 Come get it then ya dink.

    • @stevus23
      @stevus23 3 года назад +19

      This and cumtown are the only 2 things that hit for me

    • @stevesmythe8556
      @stevesmythe8556 3 года назад +18

      I got into it with a relative. Next day i heard his podcast where he blasted his aunt. Great therapy and healing.

  • @browniebear
    @browniebear 3 года назад +2381

    Tim wears shades now because Ben's wife gave him a black eye

    • @tsww0314
      @tsww0314 3 года назад +18

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @cosmicpepe3973
      @cosmicpepe3973 3 года назад +208

      He gave himself that black eye and blamed it on his wife to drive a wedge between them. Fake businesses extraordinare.

    • @dankestranch8738
      @dankestranch8738 3 года назад +120

      And ben gave his wife a black guy

    • @msannthrope_2049
      @msannthrope_2049 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @2CanSam1000
      @2CanSam1000 3 года назад +31

      Yes or Yes

  • @mayurkrip
    @mayurkrip 3 года назад +749

    I like how it always looks like Tim is talking to guests in his imagination

    • @auroraborealis13579
      @auroraborealis13579 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @codymcgrew4015
      @codymcgrew4015 3 года назад +11

      “Internal” Dialogue

    • @Leviajohnson
      @Leviajohnson 3 года назад +10

      The show is 10x better when you watch it this way

    • @wiggityp
      @wiggityp 3 года назад +1

      Well he is taking to many many people on the show. Him keeping that in mind is probably why he is so good at the solo style. He never forgets there IS a massive audience watching.

    • @lizbec1085
      @lizbec1085 3 года назад +2

      It’s all part of the fake business model. You can do anything on the internet these days.

  • @wyattrussell7496
    @wyattrussell7496 3 года назад +412

    It’s cool to see Tim giving smaller shows some exposure.

    • @marcelopf
      @marcelopf 3 года назад +36

      Larry David asked him to borrow 300 dollars and he said no

    • @z1z2z3z
      @z1z2z3z 3 года назад +7

      I like that he humbles himself to have people like this on his show, he's not big-leaguing anybody!

    • @CarterJohnson-fm4hj
      @CarterJohnson-fm4hj Месяц назад

      Yeah lmao this episode it out of touch to old guys

  • @BennyTheGinger
    @BennyTheGinger 3 года назад +183

    Tim Dillon reading the news needs to be a regular thing.

  • @GatsbyMyself
    @GatsbyMyself 3 года назад +469

    I don’t think Tim ever went to Austin at all. He just wraps a purple curtain around him and Ben at the food court.

  • @lesleyreese237
    @lesleyreese237 3 года назад +249

    Listening to Tim's podcast is so damn therapeutic. It's like a weekly hate purge for my soul. Keep doing God's work.

  • @ws1240
    @ws1240 3 года назад +176

    This is the only podcast that's too hilarious to listen to while trying to sleep.

    • @georgewashington2290
      @georgewashington2290 3 года назад +1

      Chip Chipperson between Chip, Anthony, and Bobby really get me to crack up when I'm trying to sleep too lol

    • @CoolAdam247
      @CoolAdam247 3 года назад +5

      @@georgewashington2290 who the fook are those guys ???!

    • @robertmuller3754
      @robertmuller3754 3 года назад +1

      @@CoolAdam247 😂

    • @punpun666
      @punpun666 3 года назад +5

      Are you perhaps trying to sleep while in a big city? Because you know what I Will post if you say yes.

    • @ladeacarr4245
      @ladeacarr4245 3 года назад

      @@CoolAdam247 the only one i can think of is maybe he is talking about bobby lee? no idea who is anthony or chip hahahah

  • @Goldenspiderducck
    @Goldenspiderducck 3 года назад +189

    “I am *not* suicidal.” - Tim Dillon, June, 2021
    It’s, uh….it’s sometimes important to note these things.

    • @TommyFerullo22
      @TommyFerullo22 3 года назад

      Tax dollars

    • @quidnick
      @quidnick 3 года назад +13

      Tim Dillon dead at 37 in a Spanish prison. $Whacked

    • @hitfigures2759
      @hitfigures2759 3 года назад

      There's that acceptable level of narcissism that allows the thought to exist, but the follow through to be disagreeable.

  • @holden3
    @holden3 3 года назад +230

    Ray kump impersonation should be in every episode

    • @guccimane623
      @guccimane623 3 года назад +37

      Ray needs to be on way more often. Their dynamic is perfect.

    • @earl-larsen
      @earl-larsen 3 года назад +16

      i watch the tim does ray kump impressions compilations whenever i need to laugh my ass off

    • @kyanrinel5898
      @kyanrinel5898 3 года назад +7

      @@earl-larsen I need to find those. Ray is not that funny but Tim’s impression is hilarious

    • @msannthrope_2049
      @msannthrope_2049 3 года назад +32

      Lersen to me!

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 года назад +10

      @@kyanrinel5898 agreed Tim is better at being Ray than Ray is

  • @susan908
    @susan908 3 года назад +322

    Tim giving Ben tips about going on OnlyFans "Your body's not great but.."

    • @sgtlyons999
      @sgtlyons999 3 года назад +31

      If ben had only fans you would sign up in second susan. I seen you out here.

    • @sincereflowers3218
      @sincereflowers3218 3 года назад +8

      @@sgtlyons999 Susan out here doing bad 😩

    • @jasonyount6036
      @jasonyount6036 3 года назад +12

      It’s ok Susan. That’s life in the big city…

    • @OurBlackFriend
      @OurBlackFriend 3 года назад +19

      36:57 I like how Tim said Ben looked like a kid who "heard a lot of loud noises" lol

    • @6h0St_666
      @6h0St_666 3 года назад +4

      Ida needs to start an OF. Yes or YES!

  • @dcooper6142
    @dcooper6142 3 года назад +154

    Tim Dillon, the funniest CIA agent EVER!

    • @1MinuteFlipDoc
      @1MinuteFlipDoc 3 года назад +1

      sounded like CIA to me too (CAA). ahhaha although i pump up the playback speed.

    • @bluev7427
      @bluev7427 3 года назад

      @@1MinuteFlipDoc this…… 😂

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman Год назад

      allegedly.

  • @thepdw
    @thepdw 3 года назад +49

    Tim's moving to Austin was a false flag attack on himself. He knew it was a bad idea and knew he would need to move soon after but did it anyway to stir up drama and laughs.

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 3 года назад +4

      I have a secret source that says the move was prompted by a scandalous jezebel and her lover, Joe Rogan. My source is very close to the whole thing so spread that as 💯% Gospel. 😏

  • @faheyisgod
    @faheyisgod 3 года назад +141

    I would be extremely interested to hear Tim Dillon's take on John McAfee hanging himself in Spanish prison. His take on McAfee in general would be pretty interesting too.

    • @Screetz0208
      @Screetz0208 3 года назад +21

      I thought for sure he would mention it!

    • @ItsWithakayLee
      @ItsWithakayLee 3 года назад +24

      He probably recorded before the news broke

    • @dboyagod
      @dboyagod 3 года назад +13

      Why the fuck didn’t he talk about this on the pod? I’m halfway thru and I’m disappointed to learn this.

    • @faheyisgod
      @faheyisgod 3 года назад +10

      @@ceehads Oh, I'm not disputing him being a troll or comparing him to Epstein or anything. The guy is just such a loon it seems like Tim would have a field day with his story.

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 3 года назад +2

      That guy is worth looking into because he lived a WILD life for a guy who made one of the most despised software programs of the last decade.

  • @puffball4484
    @puffball4484 3 года назад +89

    Tim looking like that dude in the Vietnam war that never dies no matter what. Just walks through the bloodshed unharmed and unbothered.

    • @sorryimsosad
      @sorryimsosad 3 года назад +13

      Then when you ask him how he does it. How he sneaks w all that weight, but also is seemingly never sneaking. Always sipping a coke walking out into death only to come back unscathed. He tells you one day Gary V told him to win so he did.

    • @JohnSmith-fh5du
      @JohnSmith-fh5du 3 года назад +9

      life in the big city

    • @kylepollock7217
      @kylepollock7217 3 года назад +1

      @@sorryimsosad I’m just picturing him snorting coke off his hand while doing it.

    • @ilirsvenfrancous9011
      @ilirsvenfrancous9011 3 года назад +2

      @@ceehads Jack black playing tim who’s playing Jack black

  • @clancen
    @clancen 3 года назад +67

    Tim's the only patreon I pay for. $5 a month, so $1.25 for an extra ep a week. That's good fake business

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 3 года назад +7

      I’m in the same boat, he’s the only one that I thought was worth paying for, he’s that good. I’m so glad I discovered them these dudes practically saved my life and this podcast may be the best content online currently

    • @ScanManDaMurka
      @ScanManDaMurka 3 года назад +4

      @@dakotadad8835 matt and shane

    • @jasonyount6036
      @jasonyount6036 3 года назад +1

      @@ScanManDaMurka Matt & Shane’s podcast is Shrek 1. No doubt….

    • @GE0attack
      @GE0attack 3 года назад

      Imagine paying for patrron content cuntown boys get thier patron shot for free on RUclips. 😎 I'm gay

  • @ryyse-8966
    @ryyse-8966 3 года назад +163

    "That looks like a WITCH did it" LOL

  • @dgh6g33gf
    @dgh6g33gf 3 года назад +159

    Got rear-ended whilst listening to the last pod and almost got pushed into incoming traffic, great time!

    • @michaeljackson8390
      @michaeljackson8390 3 года назад +3

      🐠I help expose our evil government (the Illuminati) I have 2,000,000+ overall channel views 💚🌌⏰(The about section on my page will 140% blow your mind lol)😱✊💯

    • @D.M.C.realnamenogimmicks
      @D.M.C.realnamenogimmicks 3 года назад +30

      Sounds like fake insurance claim business to me

    • @jojo-ub5bw
      @jojo-ub5bw 3 года назад +29

      @@michaeljackson8390
      Fake business🤡

    • @mattlucas6440
      @mattlucas6440 3 года назад +28

      Should’ve kept your mouth shut

    • @jyo9735
      @jyo9735 3 года назад +20

      Caitlynn Jenner has gotta quit tail-gaiting

  • @prophismusic
    @prophismusic 3 года назад +44

    If Tim Dillion & Joey Diaz did a podcast, it would be called: Truly Tremendous

  • @doodoobrn
    @doodoobrn 3 года назад +125

    I want a two part Curb episode with Tim as a Madoffesque investment villain who sells Larry a franchise pyramid type thing, who Larry then unwittingly ends up being the ultimo muchacho of

    • @sincereflowers3218
      @sincereflowers3218 3 года назад +1

      HBO oughta action it.

    • @marcusdonahue7124
      @marcusdonahue7124 3 года назад +2

      Larry finds out Tim fled the country the day after he signed him up

    • @pimper7000
      @pimper7000 3 года назад +2

      Comedy gold, yes or yes?

    • @City-Hunter
      @City-Hunter 3 года назад +1

      STUNNING ESTATES + FAKE BUSINESS => What COuld Go Wrong ?

  • @babyhoods
    @babyhoods 3 года назад +38

    Tim’s sense of cynic humor is, surprisingly, the most refreshing humor during these times of shit

  • @dakotadad8835
    @dakotadad8835 3 года назад +49

    Tim Dillon and Ben Avery saved my life, not hyperbole being serious thank you…love ya guys

  • @MEMESSOSTUPID
    @MEMESSOSTUPID 3 года назад +48

    “Told my psychologist I’m suicidal. He said from now on, you need to pay in advance”
    -Rodney Dangerfield

  • @msannthrope_2049
    @msannthrope_2049 3 года назад +132

    I want an NFT of Ben laughing.

  • @MatthewOnAMissionFromGod
    @MatthewOnAMissionFromGod 3 года назад +150

    They should bring back “Celebrity Death Match”

    • @hoviksmail
      @hoviksmail 3 года назад +21

      With real celebrities this time, kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

    • @kylepollock7217
      @kylepollock7217 3 года назад +3

      @@hoviksmail Like the coliseum days!

    • @markgorman9325
      @markgorman9325 3 года назад +5

      That Aaron carter and Lamar Odom shit show was like a real life celebrity deathmatch

    • @benjaminreyes3624
      @benjaminreyes3624 3 года назад

      I agree but what's a celebrity anymore? RUclips influencers are now celebs.

    • @lancegoodthrust546
      @lancegoodthrust546 3 года назад

      Tim's been saying this for a while now. He's scaring me because it might come true.

  • @UnofficialAP
    @UnofficialAP 3 года назад +54

    Last time I was this early to something, Hillary was only in single digit kills.

    • @michaeljackson8390
      @michaeljackson8390 3 года назад

      🐠I help expose our evil government (the Illuminati) I have 2,000,000+ overall channel views 💚🌌⏰(The about section on my page will 140% blow your mind lol)😱✊💯

    • @trfrecs6597
      @trfrecs6597 3 года назад +2

      @@michaeljackson8390 Your a fed, and @staggolee that’s hilArious

    • @UnofficialAP
      @UnofficialAP 3 года назад +3

      @Rachel Black who, me? I get 15 total internet minutes here at GitMo, so if we're gonna e-argue, I need to know if it's on or not. Thank you.

  • @trueromani7262
    @trueromani7262 3 года назад +37

    "Social media is a moment, not a career" wise words indeed

    • @ereek5
      @ereek5 3 года назад +8

      he said same with kardashian's show... a show which is in its 20th season, with twice as many episodes as curb, and which has led to multiple billion dollar empires. some moment lol i love Jeff but think he was a bit off on some of that perspective

    • @trueromani7262
      @trueromani7262 3 года назад

      @@ereek5 yeah, i guess he is deep into the hollywood cavern and would die to prove why its never going to die. But we all, that its time for hollywood to evolve and change to the climate.

    • @Monticello19
      @Monticello19 3 года назад

      @bcobb7777 Or.....culture has become incredibly homogenized, corporate, and superficial and the masses that watch this crap are doing it wrong. This time, it really is the children who are wrong.

  • @StarBellySneetch
    @StarBellySneetch 3 года назад +8

    "you look like a kid that heard a lot of loud noises" I love this dude

  • @keithwahrer2223
    @keithwahrer2223 3 года назад +183

    Tim sounds like Jiminy Glick when his voice goes real high.

    • @terminald7064
      @terminald7064 3 года назад +15

      As a long time Glick fan I have thought this forever and I’m elated someone else made that connection.

    • @Plumbyday
      @Plumbyday 3 года назад +5

      @Nasim Aghdam amazin'

    • @rworded
      @rworded 3 года назад

      And looks like Officer Barbrady.

    • @danielfoster8949
      @danielfoster8949 3 года назад +3

      Glick, God I loved that show. Long live Martin Short

    • @oliverdillon1111
      @oliverdillon1111 3 года назад +2

      Literally 5 seconds into the video and this reference is making me lol before I've even heard it

  • @andrewlaco1776
    @andrewlaco1776 3 года назад +72

    Man, Harvey Weinstein was way nicer and funnier than I expected.

    • @joecestare5565
      @joecestare5565 3 года назад +6

      This Harvey Weinstein guy definitely gets a bad wrap, everyone makes mistakes.

  • @jake-sy7lu
    @jake-sy7lu 3 года назад +28

    As soon as Jeff started talking about Chris Delia, Ben cut his mic off.
    #DillonGate

  • @acetate909
    @acetate909 3 года назад +49

    -Seth Rich-
    -Christopher Sign-
    -Vince Foster-
    -Jeffery Epstein-
    Tim Dillon

  • @pt2hays
    @pt2hays 3 года назад +53

    Tim's lengthy rants from last year seem better.. But his patroen still superb.

    • @joeleonard9965
      @joeleonard9965 3 года назад +21

      I think he thrives in chaos and Texas has dampened some of the surrounding horror to a depressing, slow level and less crazy people shooting eachother.

    • @juliemariemcintyre
      @juliemariemcintyre 3 года назад +14

      this interview was lame

    • @sean_69
      @sean_69 3 года назад +12

      @@juliemariemcintyre Jeff was tweaking off a nitro cold brew enjoying his own voice a little too much

    • @pt2hays
      @pt2hays 3 года назад +3

      @@joeleonard9965 L.A seems a better fit.. More going on
      More laughs.

    • @zironemegeaz
      @zironemegeaz 3 года назад +11

      @@pt2hays more horror

  • @des7638
    @des7638 3 года назад +30

    You earned that praise, Tim. 100%

  • @jaqVjaq
    @jaqVjaq 3 года назад +69

    Wow, this episode was actually monetized. Fucking wild.

    • @go4broke677
      @go4broke677 3 года назад +3

      For now! 😅

    • @lt7564
      @lt7564 3 года назад +1

      How can you tell?

    • @russellm2555
      @russellm2555 3 года назад +2

      Yeah did ya see the Ibram Kendi ad

    • @bozbozman1575
      @bozbozman1575 3 года назад +1

      No YT changed terms of service. They have the right to put ads on videos with demonetization

    • @1MinuteFlipDoc
      @1MinuteFlipDoc 3 года назад +1

      @@bozbozman1575 woooow. hahaha no money for you! hahaha #fair?

  • @deehiblemcnuggfet4417
    @deehiblemcnuggfet4417 3 года назад +29

    Tim Dillon in the shades today. It’s going to be a good one.

  • @Tarun-zf5ep
    @Tarun-zf5ep 3 года назад +87

    Tim talking about how Ben could start an onlyfans had me dying lmao

    • @angelotro
      @angelotro 3 года назад +5

      I have, on occasion, acted like I wanted to pimp out people I was going out with. No one ever got offended, it's a multilevel compliment. Tim's good people.

  • @RazPerignon
    @RazPerignon 3 года назад +29

    Thanks to Tim, I’m a success in the fake business world

  • @rjbamford1
    @rjbamford1 3 года назад +2

    Tim’s interview style is so underrated. Asks and really let’s the guest answer. Phenomenal!

  • @sonicpacker
    @sonicpacker 3 года назад +24

    Jeff Garlin's voice sounds like Seth Rogen in 20 years

  • @Unanythang
    @Unanythang Год назад +1

    A pattern that I have noticed in something that I really admire and respect about Tim is how every time that this guy or anyone compliments him he gives a very quick and concise thank you and then immediately returns back to asking an interview question about the guest. He is not self absorbed, he really doesn't like being the spotlight as far as showering compliments on him. He gracefully accept the compliment and directly moves back on every single time

  • @EwokPanda
    @EwokPanda 3 года назад +56

    Jeff Garlin sounds like Seth Rogan just took a huge rip.

    • @williamskay109
      @williamskay109 3 года назад +7

      Jeff Garlin sounds like Seth Rogan if Seth Rogan was funny

    • @peanutgallery7753
      @peanutgallery7753 3 года назад +1

      @@williamskay109 Seth Rogen is decently funny. He's done some lame shit and had some bad takes, but This Is the End and Superbad were good movies.

    • @BhowardUM88
      @BhowardUM88 3 года назад

      @@peanutgallery7753 ya not because of him, he’s a shell because of pc culture, why stick up for him ?

    • @peanutgallery7753
      @peanutgallery7753 3 года назад

      @@BhowardUM88 Because I don't abandon people after 1 or even 2 questionable opinions. Superbad was written by him, and in 40 yr old virgin he was funny, and knocked up. I do hate Judd Apatow, but I am not ready to totally write Seth Rogen off.

    • @williamskay109
      @williamskay109 3 года назад

      @@peanutgallery7753 I won’t say he’s never made me laugh, cause he has occasionally and I liked Futureman. But I don’t find him to be consistently funny. Too each their own, i was half joking anyway

  • @fletcherallen5273
    @fletcherallen5273 3 года назад +11

    According to someone close to Sign family, he hung himself with a dog leash wrapped around the top of a door. Apparently his feet were touching the floor. I'm from Hoover and it's all everyone was talking about it for a week or two. I'm not suicidal btw.

  • @benjamintruter7217
    @benjamintruter7217 3 года назад +21

    Tim over here looking like he’s about to take down a Colombian drug lord, or maybe a plate of empanadas.

  • @2packs4sure
    @2packs4sure 3 года назад +40

    Anybody who believes that a homeowner should be held liable for some critter, creature, or bug that crawls into a house and bites somebody is insane.
    There's no way to control, predict, or prevent things like that.
    Now if it was the homeowners pet Brown Recluse,, that would be a different story. lol

    • @Rpodnee
      @Rpodnee 3 года назад +8

      Apparently he had been feeding the brown recluse secretly. And he had recently taken out a life insurance policy in the guy who got bits name.

    • @sazimi101
      @sazimi101 3 года назад +7

      @@Rpodnee how very Walmart of him

    • @williamskay109
      @williamskay109 3 года назад +7

      They admitted there was an infestation of spiders (that he wasn’t told about) and he was injured at work to no fault of his own. He deserves workers comp.

    • @blackdove5940
      @blackdove5940 3 года назад +1

      He deserves super spider powers

    • @ghettohxcskater
      @ghettohxcskater 3 года назад +2

      If you have something like a pet chimp, then yes you should definitely be held responsible.

  • @yoboverthetop
    @yoboverthetop 3 года назад +12

    Jeff Garlin explaining to Tim Dillon how to blow-up on the internet is all you need to know about Jeff Garlin.

  • @johntaylor9901
    @johntaylor9901 3 года назад +26

    If these episodes don’t come out every weekend bad things will happen

    • @Bobojanglesbo
      @Bobojanglesbo 3 года назад +4

      Join the patreon you degenerate

  • @Cuyt24
    @Cuyt24 3 года назад +92

    My wife's boyfriend talks about this podcast. I thought I would tune in and see why he likes it.

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks 3 года назад

      That might not be funny.

    • @decent620
      @decent620 3 года назад +13

      *record scratch*

    • @PlayNiceFolks
      @PlayNiceFolks 3 года назад

      @RUclips loves Hitler and welcomes the 4th Reich if you're sober, you should follow Abel, he knows how to die

    • @dukesilver2308
      @dukesilver2308 3 года назад +3

      Is that you Tom Papa?

    • @mitchellboring2709
      @mitchellboring2709 3 года назад

      Sounds like you frequent Wall Street Bets

  • @colinhoward382
    @colinhoward382 3 года назад +46

    Why is Disney de-aging Harrison Ford and not using Ben Avery?

    • @FreedSamurai
      @FreedSamurai 3 года назад +12

      Ben doesn’t have the stamina to play golf 4 times a week with Bill Clinton in Wyoming. Although, much like Harrison, Ben gets injured every time he comes on set.

    • @SincereSentinel
      @SincereSentinel 3 года назад

      Lol so true 😁

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry 3 года назад +1

      Because he has no talent and looks nothing like him.

  • @TreversYouTubeChannel
    @TreversYouTubeChannel 3 года назад +9

    Tim Dillon gets along well with the voice in my head

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 3 года назад +1

      Honestly, this is disturbing. You are not the only one.

  • @michaelpotter3627
    @michaelpotter3627 3 года назад +2

    I love how Tim shouts like Ben is way on the other side of the studio when he wants him to look things up

  • @alexnimmo4811
    @alexnimmo4811 3 года назад +14

    “Central banking?!?!? SHOW YOUR ASS!!” Lmao

  • @craigrussell3062
    @craigrussell3062 3 года назад +5

    Love the interview with Jeff Garlin. Two really, really smart people breaking down the industry in a very honest way. I hope Jeff's right that we're about ready for a deluge of actually funny comedy movies.

    • @jeffreykamberos7524
      @jeffreykamberos7524 2 года назад +1

      Tim seems bored with Garlin's showbiz cliches.

    • @jeffreykamberos7524
      @jeffreykamberos7524 2 года назад +1

      "Jeff Garlin explaining to Tim Dillon how to blow-up on the internet is all you need to know about Jeff Garlin."

  • @MadMotoInc
    @MadMotoInc 3 года назад +21

    Tim Dillon is a real comedian and a fake businessman. Two compliments for ya Tim.

  • @crystalbethseizetheday8669
    @crystalbethseizetheday8669 3 года назад +24

    Sometimes I worry if I ever met Tim, he’d immediately judge me as a slightly overweight woman with long brightly coloured hair and tattoos. I’d have to assure him that I’m not an SJW or activist of any kind and he needn’t worry. I just made many poor life choices.

    • @Futureacquiescence
      @Futureacquiescence 3 года назад +7

      Someone needs to take the crazy hair colors back from these ppl! Keep fighting the good fight lol

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 3 года назад +6

      We all have made poor life choices at some point. Apparently we aren't a perfect species.

    • @sharkuraz
      @sharkuraz 3 года назад +2

      You’d just have to tell him you have a really clean car.

    • @crystalbethseizetheday8669
      @crystalbethseizetheday8669 3 года назад

      @@sharkuraz oh damn I have epilepsy and can’t drive.

  • @Heyyofryman
    @Heyyofryman 3 года назад +24

    i laughed at the same time you guys did when that news clip started out lol

  • @distinguishedcolleague2345
    @distinguishedcolleague2345 3 года назад +12

    I’ll be honest. I’m a straight man… but when Tim wears a solid dark t shirt with those black aviators and he gets going on a rant… my tailgate gets unlocked if ya know what I mean

  • @7evYT
    @7evYT 2 года назад +4

    Man, as a person who watches every comedian in the 'Joe Rogan Circle', Tim is the only one who has me holding back laughter at 4 am.

  • @Nando198five
    @Nando198five 3 года назад +4

    I love this one. Tim is trying to interview him and Ben is talking to him like 2 guys on the phone.

  • @michaelhallen2808
    @michaelhallen2808 3 года назад +4

    Tim needs a 1987 brick phone added to this look

  • @justinrodriguez7454
    @justinrodriguez7454 3 года назад +25

    I will literally be out with my girlfriends family hearing tim dillons rants as my inner voice... he is my spirit animal.

  • @auroraborealis13579
    @auroraborealis13579 3 года назад +7

    Met Jeff at UCB theater at a now defunct live show/podcast, Ronna and Beverly. Such a nice guy!

  • @eliza448
    @eliza448 3 года назад +6

    Jeff censored himself when he started speaking about Chris D’elia 🤣

  • @k3vinmckissick
    @k3vinmckissick 3 года назад +14

    Saturday nights used to be spent getting drunk with friends and going out. Now I get drunk alone and wait for this podcast to drop. Tim's the only friend I need. And Candace Owens.

    • @mathewmara2184
      @mathewmara2184 3 года назад +2

      That's gay

    • @b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n
      @b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n 3 года назад +2

      I agree but it’s definitely unhealthy. The goal is to find someone who appreciates it as much as you do. That is quite difficult

    • @mathewmara2184
      @mathewmara2184 3 года назад +1

      @@b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n also gay

  • @TC-jo2vj
    @TC-jo2vj 3 года назад +16

    A Tim and Jeff cooking show would go off.

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 года назад +1

      And then TIM eats everything while screaming intermittently its keto fuck off

    • @brendanwoodley7567
      @brendanwoodley7567 3 года назад +1

      With Ghilaine Maxwell supplying the meat

    • @j.7701
      @j.7701 3 года назад

      Tim and Ben's Cooking Show

  • @learninglyricism8840
    @learninglyricism8840 3 года назад +9

    “does he do Kill Tony?” am i the only one expecting him to then say “does he KILL Tony?”

  • @bluev7427
    @bluev7427 3 года назад +2

    Jeff!!!!!!!! Dude just gained a lot of my respect having a candid conversation with Tim. Not that I’m anybody but I am everybody? Lol

  • @eavye95
    @eavye95 3 года назад +20

    Meryl Streep vs. Goldie Hawn would be the best boxing match ever.

    • @lancegoodthrust546
      @lancegoodthrust546 3 года назад +1

      And I just checked. They're both still alive. They're careers? Meh, not so much.

    • @eavye95
      @eavye95 3 года назад +1

      @@lancegoodthrust546 Lol yeah, even more reason for them to box 😂 It would be like a sequel to Death Becomes Her.

    • @doesntno
      @doesntno 3 года назад +1

      Battle of the broken hip

    • @eavye95
      @eavye95 3 года назад

      @@doesntno hahah yes

  • @TuskTheRipper96
    @TuskTheRipper96 3 года назад +1

    That love-fest between Tim & Jeff was actually really heartwarming. ❤️

  • @jamesthomas9619
    @jamesthomas9619 3 года назад +3

    This is what I hate about guests, it literally always becomes an interview as opposed to the insane hilarious rants I'm here for

  • @eavye95
    @eavye95 3 года назад +1

    It's so sweet how excited, hyped, and supportive Jeff is for you! Also, I'm PISSED you didn't get the role as the plumber! That would have been one of my favorite cameos ever! I think you're great and a true gem. I have high hopes of you being a huge star one day. Like he was saying once everything starts to shift into a new time which I think the pandemic paved the way for, things will be different. People are starting to give less of a fuck about watching rich people show off their luxuries and complain about rich problems and look for genuine people that they can laugh at who are relatable and admireable such as yourself. So, I think your time to get up to that peak is arriving very soon. 😊
    I love you Tim. Good luck and safe travels. ❤

  • @truerambler
    @truerambler 3 года назад +6

    I love how Jeff didn’t want to stop talking with you 😝

  • @TheWalkingDavid
    @TheWalkingDavid 3 года назад +2

    When I moved back home from LA the first time in 2015, i was doing Postmates until I found steady work. I got a call from a casting network asking if I was able to be on set as a stand-in for The Goldberg’s. I was in Oklahoma City, it was midnight, and there was no way I could make it. I was devastated. I remember feeling like I really missed a huge opportunity to put myself in contact with the right people to get my career moving in the right direction. I still think about it often. Jeff, if you happen to read comments, just know that if there is any stand in work I can do on the Goldberg’s, I’ll make the journey. I won’t be stupid like last time, and I won’t let you down.
    Sincerely,
    David Greyson
    A long time fan and aspiring actor

    • @GotstandardsDiamondNedFlanders
      @GotstandardsDiamondNedFlanders Год назад

      Aspiring to be an actor is like filing your cranium to look like a tightly coiled pile of shit.
      Please tell our youth of how to not follow your impotent life example.

  • @scottwood5957
    @scottwood5957 3 года назад +3

    That look, towards the end, that Tim gives Ben when Jeff says Vimeo.. oh man lol

  • @masterprattu
    @masterprattu 3 месяца назад +1

    11:20 3 years later, Tim makes an appearance on Tuckers show. Life in the big city baby.

  • @matthoffman1979
    @matthoffman1979 3 года назад +4

    Tim Dillon guest starring on Curb as a care taker for an Airb'n'b.

    • @bluev7427
      @bluev7427 3 года назад

      That would be epic

  • @wolandox1957
    @wolandox1957 3 года назад +7

    Tim was humoring Jeff.

  • @markomarko494
    @markomarko494 3 года назад +4

    The Wallet: get that movie made Tim! This is your chance with these guys from Curb.

  • @PLATOLOSOPHY
    @PLATOLOSOPHY 3 года назад +3

    Hearing Tim say “Ladies and Gentlemen” is always the best part of my week.. My life is just a bunch of fake business living life in the big city..

  • @tomakoman
    @tomakoman 3 года назад +27

    I worry that Tim and Theo Von wear sunglasses on their pods because they’re back on drugs

    • @HansenFT
      @HansenFT 3 года назад +2

      Coke isn't really visible on the eyes

    • @jojo-ub5bw
      @jojo-ub5bw 3 года назад +4

      @@HansenFT what? Have you ever done coke? Its 100% visible in the eyes...lol

  • @davidzuniga5740
    @davidzuniga5740 3 года назад +3

    I was literally waiting all night Saturday for you to post the episode. This shit speaks to my soul.

  • @jamesthomas9619
    @jamesthomas9619 3 года назад +4

    I love that the caretaker of the infested air b&b rather the just quitting his job, just kept working there until he got bit by something lmao. Like why wouldn't you find any other job lmao

  • @billpill4367
    @billpill4367 3 года назад +12

    Question of the day:
    Did Jeff do a gram or the full 8 ball?

    • @bluev7427
      @bluev7427 3 года назад +1

      Hahahahahah I wanna do it with Jeff.

    • @laurab972
      @laurab972 2 года назад

      There’s people that are just this intense all the time. I’m one of them.😆 people call me a crackhead. I’m not I swear I’m just full on all the time.⚡️

  • @Courier_Seven
    @Courier_Seven 3 года назад +12

    Life in the big knife fight

  • @youngdaughter33
    @youngdaughter33 2 года назад +1

    Tim telling Ben what his problem is and Ben taking it as constructive criticism >

  • @tarmon768
    @tarmon768 3 года назад +22

    How about Tim on John McAfee's death?

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 3 года назад +3

      I was hoping he would go there while talking about the Clintons and the government commiting blatant murder

    • @baroquecat2295
      @baroquecat2295 3 года назад

      @@livewiiiiire me too :( maybe in the patreon episode

  • @masoncarter7333
    @masoncarter7333 3 года назад +2

    These podcasts are amazing,
    better than most comics specials on Netflix.
    Please don't stop.

  • @PlayFloyd_IN
    @PlayFloyd_IN 3 года назад +4

    Always loved Garlin's work. Very sweet of him to publicly praise Tim.

  • @bigchimp3687
    @bigchimp3687 3 года назад +20

    I haven’t finished the podcast but the fact he hasn’t brought up John Mcafee is kinda 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

  • @DanRobards
    @DanRobards 3 года назад +14

    Jeff is so deep into the LA mindset that the only two jobs he could see himself doing are a teacher and a therapist

    • @georgewashington2290
      @georgewashington2290 3 года назад +5

      Jeff Garlin is still stuck in a Hollywood leftist past of bullshit while talking about building a career as he is in an actual dying industry. While youtubers who expand their portfolio to other areas, are killing it in not only revenue but fresh new eyeballs nearly everyday. Using Kardashians as an example is crap bait. Kardashians were promoted by labels and "the system" -- most youtubers are the other way around.

  • @louisrsanders
    @louisrsanders 3 года назад +18

    Am I the only one who thinks tim is a good interviewer but for some reason hates interview episodes?

    • @makidiaz3894
      @makidiaz3894 3 года назад

      The interviews suck ass lmao

  • @Mark_Ocain
    @Mark_Ocain 3 года назад +17

    Jeff could get Tim cast for all the stuff that Chris Farley did LOL..Tim just stay away from the 'speedballs'...with the morphine and the coke and the whole being dead thing..not a good look LOL

    • @MattttG3
      @MattttG3 3 года назад +1

      lol but it is fun if you can live through it

  • @trashbag6997
    @trashbag6997 3 года назад +1

    I love how many cuts there was in the Better Help ad. Tim went wild and Better Help is not having it anymore.

  • @johne.nobody2946
    @johne.nobody2946 3 года назад +28

    I like to imagine that Tim’s rant destroyed Aunt Kathleen’s life, and she now watches each episode religiously in an unfurnished apartment with vitriol and confusion-aggressively chewing Vicodin and slugging Franzia pinot gris-because she isn’t in on any of his stuff and yet her life has been so utterly decimated by Tim’s show & talent, so she can do nothing but glare at her laptop and cry as Tim screams about Blue Chew and Israel.

    • @TheAverageSavage1021
      @TheAverageSavage1021 3 года назад +3

      At least she’s on theoretical pain management, more than most miserable people get 🙃

    • @johne.nobody2946
      @johne.nobody2946 3 года назад

      @@TheAverageSavage1021 preaching to the choir, pal! I got discs popping out of my spine and I can’t get so much as a Vicodin because of the fear of prescribing opes. I’d like Kathleen’s doctor, in fact.

    • @stevus23
      @stevus23 3 года назад +1

      Fingers crossed

  • @nagsterthegangster3548
    @nagsterthegangster3548 3 года назад +2

    "You... uhh, you know what it's like to get *_Crisp_* beats in your ears???" lmfaoo

  • @benjamincjholmes
    @benjamincjholmes 3 года назад +7

    Fucking heaving for a Tim Dillon and Chris Delia conversation

  • @dukirps
    @dukirps 3 года назад +2

    I prefer Tim without sunglasses. He has kind eyes. Also this podcast might be one of the top three things in the comedy space. Sincerely.

  • @achnix3167
    @achnix3167 3 года назад +4

    When youve been trying to cut somebody off for 20 minutes and they interrupt you going: "by the way, youve never pissed me off!"