X-Men Dark Phoenix BUT It's Devoid of Logic
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
- Basically pointing out everything that's wrong with the movie in a more video essay style of video with memes attached.
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My favourite part was when Mystique says "When was the last time you sacrificed anything?" to the guy who got shot in the back and became permanently paralysed because he tried to save his friends, including her 🙌
Looool
Well your first mistake was expecting the same female character that suggested changing the xmen name to xwomen to have any common sense and remember that tragic event
I think this was actually very in-character of movie mystique. She's a very spiteful, and ungrateful person.
@@Manganization
I agree with you
That line wasn't supposed to make sense, exactly like x women
X-womyn*
Can't have the m*n in there, otherwise it will TrIgGeRrRr!!
“Dark Phoenix but completely devoid of logic.”
*plays entire movie unedited*
I'm so glad someone else is thinking the same thing. Obviously it's fucking illogical, they have fucking super powers!
Your not alone! I'm pretty sure most people who saw the movie think the same way. Its internal logic is all over the place on it's own. It also does not help the fact that it gets even worse if you have seen first class, days of future past and/or apocalypse!
@@evmanxz internal logic is a good way to put it. A universe has to follow it's own rules even if they are ridiculous to begin with.
"Plays most of Avenger's Infinity War" with its entire stupid plot.
@@evmanxz I felt the same exact way about Avenger's Infinity War with its absurdl, logically hollow plot and its absurdly dumb, and idiotic villain Thanos. But many fanboys and fangirls practically orgasm over that ridiculous movie!
Game of Thrones: Too much darkness
Dark Phoenix: Too much brightness
Get your lighting right people!
I think the lightning team are switching places
Has to be just above 7
To spawn proof any white walkers
Sad, isn't it?!
@@margarethmichelina5146 noice, lightning team.
Sophie Turner's a curse on any production at this point
They kinda forgot about quicksilver's power
Maybe he hadn't developed that ability yet.
Andrew Heagwood i don’t think regeneration is an ability you just learn. He’s got it or he doesn’t.
To be fair, Quicksilver could literally stand in the background and throw nails, toothpicks, nuts & bolts, or silver dollars at opponents and end their whole career in a microsecond. He's too powerful for the end of any movie.
I'd like to point out that at this point Jean was the vessel of the EMBODIMENT OF PSIONIC POWERS in the MULTIVERSE, no matter how powerful quicksilver is, he won't be able to defeat the Phoenix Force.
@@anerd3288 Sure but all she did to him was yeet him away a couple dozen meters or so. Thats it. I'm all for her being super op but thats nothing for something thats meant to be ONE OF THE MOST POWER BEINGS IN THE MULTIVERSE.
Forgot about how magneto could literally tear the world apart and some how he struggles to lift a train out the ground
he was buffed by apocalypse when he did that
When people don’t know what a buff is.
@@DavyDave1313 😂😂😂 thats funny
@@davidmendez3370 in the ultimate comics he did the same thing
@@diegotm6520 we're talking movie-verse tho
We can all agree that Logan is where X-Men ended
@Jacob Wood I'm sorry you need to take that back
Hugh Jackman was only good thing in whole X-Men Universe
@Jacob Wood I'm sorry you need to take that back
Logan, great ending for the character, as for the X-Men, not so good, DOFP is where it should've ended
@@TheBlond49 what do yo think about Deadpool 2?
This can save me the time to actually watch the movie
The Doctor give it a shot.. it really wasn’t that bad.
No it really was awful 😵
@@MLMNo92 nah it was pretty bad
Watch it drunk. Makes bad movies that suck actually a good time.
It's not that bad. In fact, even if the movie in general wasn't the best, you'll still get some enjoyment out of it, mainly the train scene. Actually, just watch the train scene on RUclips or something.
"What about the last movie, where quicksilver saves everyone in the mansion"
You might wanna change it to WOMANsion.
this reminded me of That 70's Show
"why not call it mailwoman?"
"heck, why not call it femailman"
It was such an disingenuous "feminist moment" that I had to roll my eyes. What a weak ass gesture for the writers to say "there ya go ladies! See? She says they save the women!! Feminism."
How about just writing good, multidimensional female characters with complex story lines and diverse thoughts and opinions and we'll call it good, writers. We don't want these half-assed, cringy gestures lmao
The men saved the day in the first movie (moira got charles paralysed)
The men saved the day in days of future past (mystique almost fucked it all up)
The men saved the day in Apocalypse (charles got jean to unlock her rage)
@Nico Brown Which is pretty much RAPE!
@@Nana-qt3jm Im sure if the writer were capable of good writing, we'd have seen it lol.
MYSTIQUE - "When was the last time you sacrificed anything?"
CHARLES - "Bitch I'm paralyzed from saving your ass"
"My emotions make me strong" Ya didn't Captain Marvel also end with that 'lesson'
I find it funny how this line is expressed by two women who don't really seem emotional.
When I saw it in theater I literally busted out laughing when she said that, like ok, good for you.
Originally, they changed the ending because it almost the same as Captain Marvel. Except Captain Marvel had some comedic moments because MCU.
Also -- How?? How do 'emotions' make a person stronger? Which emotion? Love? Hate? Happiness? Sadness? What is the mechanism? An emotionless character makes the statement without accounting for all the people who are broken in the movie by their own emotions of grief, self pity, and exhaustion. Where does the triumph come from, and how?
If it's going to be the central revelation that allows the main character to turn the tide of war, shouldn't some of this information be available to the audience?
it shows strong character to feel your emotions fully and have them well balanced
"My emotions make me strong"
*2 Hours earlier*
*Kills best friend because she got emotional about her parents*
To be fair, it made her so strong she couldn't control her powers :P
@@Heldemon lol.... That is so funny... Hahahaha
She was referring to the fact that having hope made her strong enough to control her powers. Similar to what happened to Charles in Days of Future Past.
@@agentofchaos7456 that's what she should have said then instead of that cringe lord line.
Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength...
Something that got left out: They kinda forgot that when Logan went back into the present after being sent back in time, Jean was alive and well, and not ded like she is here. Also, in this movie Magneto & Charles are pretty much the same ages that Sir Ian McKellen & Sir Pat Stew were when they portrayed the characters in the first X-Men movie, yet they still look real young and show no signs of aging and no attempt to explain this is made
X-men timeline are fucked up, you know
@@matthewk4912
How tf is Raven dead when these movies are prequels. Like in the OG X-Men she's alive but dies right here? Lol i need a hardcore explanation on that one.
@@matthewk4912
Still don't see how it effects Raven dying
@@RedneckGator because it's a completely different timeline. In the first one, she was alive because she stayed with Magneto and brotherhood of mutants and terrorised humans. She turned human anyway in Last Stand. And by Days of the Future Past (at the start), it's a pretty much dead world where mutants and humans who help are dead or dying. Logan had to reverse the timeline to stop raven from killing Trask in the past. Killing Trask meant the government would consider his plans on Sentinels, which in turn killed mutants and caused the bad future. So he got Charles, Erik & Hank to stop Raven killing Trask. And later when Charles convinced raven to not kill Trask, the future became better. The world started appreciating Xmen and not as a villain.
Jean was alive by the end of Dark Phoenix though. She's literally the phoenix. She can come back to life at will. Which she does, sometime between this, and Days of the Future Past's ending. And with the age thing...nothing can really be done about it. We can't get Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen to play Charles & Erik from 1960s - 1990s. ofc they should've added some aging makeup or something but that doesn't really matter.
Yeah storm uses her lightning powers on a metal train. Wow!! Smart! At least in the first ever xmen movie, magneto hinted on how stupid that would be, when Cyclops asks storm to blast magneto while they were strapped within the statue of liberty. In his words "a lightning bolt through a super conductor? I thought you lived in a school"
Actually, metal train is the safest place to use lighting powers as it's high conductivity grounds the charge. There is a reason we use copper spike to safeguard tall buildings from lightning storms.
The problem in the first movie is that Magneto's powers are based on electromagnetic fields. Storm's powers make it easier for him to use his.
@@nithinkhydrose4899 that's his point. Electricity only follow the path of the least resistance. The whole train effectively act like a faraday shield, shielding the aliens from the attack.
No really why does Mystique look so damn terrible
Jennifer Lawrence didn't want to sit in the make up chair for a long time
The Other Point Of View did she insist on those things? Got any sources cause all I know about was the makeup.
She’s allergic to the makeup I think
CGI ate up the money
Budget cuts.
@LagiNaLangAko23 It doesn't First Class and Days of Future Past are great, in Apocalypse is basically the same as DOFP but she wears clothes on so just her face is blue.
THEY KINDA FORGOT quicksilver could regenerate 😂😂
Thanks for the likes y’all 😇😇😉
I didn't know he could do that
If only MCU quicksilver could have learned to regenerate, that probably would’ve saved him from the ultron robots.
Maybe he hadn't developed that ability yet, hmmm?
@@brandonlyon730 you can't heal if you die before it happens😅
He can't regenerate. His body is able to heal faster than the average person, but it's no where near the level of characters who can actually regenerate.
Magneto: tears the whole world almost in half in apocalypse
Also magneto: almost pops a vein to move a helicopter being controlled by jean
Yep ! Totally devoid of logic 😂😂
Do y'all not know how powerful the Phoenix force is?
"My emotions make me strong!"
_Yes, i can feel your emotions, they give you _*_focus,_*_ makes you _*_stronger!_*
Yes, YES! Let the emotions flow through you. Join me, and I can show you the true power of the dark side!
Andrew Heagwood - I was going to say the exact same thing fuck
The part where Night Crawler went crazy when that guy died confused me a lot. I thought I missed a scene when I first watched the movie.
With these things it's either just bad writing or bad decisions in the cutting room. Maybe they had a scene together and it was cut from the movie
Same. Plus it felt out of character for him.
@@92brunod "my kid was a fan of yours. Has a doll of you." That kid is now an orphan. The guy also let them go and was hoping they could've protected them.
I only agree with some of the video (Magneto is literally a character that changes motivations on a whim, because of "feelings". Storm was fighting in the earlier area with innocents around. Movie Mystique and most versions of her character is often about being an ungrateful bitch), but the movie really wasn't as awful as people were making it out to be.
Making Professor Xavier the bad guy was super forced though. You could tell that they were really fishing for conflict here. Should've taken that time to flesh out the villains a bit more. The feminism message was also hella lame. The movie literally didn't need it. Everyone knows how awesome Storm, Kitty and Jean are.
They did quicksilver dirty. Quicksilver is a pro and super op as past movies go. He saved everyone from the explosion in the X-men mansion while dancing around and shooting darts, surfing mid air and throwing people miles away with bare hand. Now in this movie he can’t land on the ground. And never show up again. And how come quicksilver not save those cops but watch. This is the guy who can finger tap you and you would be dead. And how the fuck Jean caught him in super speed. That doesn’t make sense.
Biggest disappointment of 2019 Game of thrones and Dark Phoenix.
Phoenix can catch Quicksilver because she's faster than him.
Phoenix is omnipotent. She's effectively a goddess. Easily one of the top 10 most powerful beings in all of Marvel.
felynecomrade you’re saying her mind faster than quicksilvers god like speed. She’s a god like omega level being yes but she doesn’t have that kind of power to catch a speedster while they are in super speed like this one here. Telepathic, healing factor, immortality and many more but not fast to catch a speedster like this version. You know what the truth is X-men movies are devoid of logic.
@@shefain2357 "Speedsters" are DC, unless I am mistaken.
Phoenix' power as a mutant is absolute. Magneto said it himself: "I can manipulate the metal in this object. But you? YOU can do ANYTHING."
felynecomrade that doesn’t mean she can catch quicksilver. Her brain is not fast enough to do that. They just wanted to move quicksilver out of the picture because he solves everything. I would appreciate if Jean pulled a mind frick on quicksilver. They shouldn’t even make him that powerful in first place. And That line just means she can not only control metal like magneto she can do it with everything else. Plus she is telepathic. She just has multiple powers. Also nothing wrong calling him a speedster. He is the same like others but without speed force.
Magnito in this series was like the backup villain he’s there whenever they need one
"Oh shit, we need conflict. Time to, uh, make Magneto a villain again?"
5:18 I like how Nightcrawler's tail has a cuff restraint. It's the small details that count.
Just on the critique about how fast the government turns on the X-Men, seeing as how they already apparently have the camps built the trains built and the devices to neutralize their powers and soldiers trained to deal with this situation clearly they didn't just suddenly decide to turn on them they'd already been planning all this from the start but Jean going crazy gave them the excuse to pull the trigger.
But yeah the rest of the movie's pretty dumb
That's how it always goes. Governments are sneaky bastards.
And I guess the presidential phone line to Xavier was a bit of an olive branch in the meantime (I'm assuming Xavier at least cleared up that he was being told to recite all the Apocalypse stuff and that "*I* will kill everyone" wasn't in reference to Charles himself).
Actually yeah that makes a lot of sense. If Charles ever had reason to contact anyone in the government, they'd rather he call them so they can lie/not mention the camps and devices. Whereas without a convenient line to them, Charles might just telepathy to contact them and they don't want him in their heads.
Ok how many people have not seen that movie before watching this video?
You have me there, Damian.
I'm a big comic book movie fan, but this one looked like a big ole' steamer from the trailer and the basic premise so I avoided it
Sad that there is so much hate for a movie that no one seen only because the MCU exist. When the Xmen do get introduced, you will see a watered down political, gender breaking mess that has nothing to do with the Xmen
@@jayplunks Mystique in this trash movie is already a sjw political mess lmao, and it isn't sad that this movie gets so much hate it's absolutely garbage
@@josephjager9156 your opinion on the movie is pretty trash too
What a waste of Micheal Fassbender. He was the best Magneto we ever got.
@Bobo Boy Scarlet Witch overpowered freaking Thanos. You can't really say she got nerfed.
@@felynecomrade Which part? her 5 sec of screen time over powered Thanos? Id love to see the bootleg movie you watched. P.S. Telekinesis is NOT scarlet witches powers. But then MCU fanboys will say, its just developing to build character WHEN SHE WAS GRANTED the powers.
@@felynecomrade if anyone was going to the the shot to kill Thanos it should have been Scarlett witch.
@@jayplunks She overpowered Thanos to the point where he ordered a barrage of artillery onto his own army. Like did you see the movie or was it you that watched some bootleg movie?
Odile Mwaro Excuse you. Ian Mckellen was the best Magneto.
The way you pronounce "yeeted" so delicately has sent me into another realm thanks
Is that a pun?
Yeet's past tense is yote
well Sansa KINDA forgot about being a stark so she became dark.
+
thanks for the likes!💙
Super cringe.
DavyDave1313 what is a cringe?
@@crowthebro1599 who when why where how is cringe?
@@DavyDave1313 I bet this dude just discovered a word Cringes recently on internet
Metal Head lol no this comment made me cringe
Erik kinda forgot about denouncing vengeance.
Ohhh ok I see this is a reference to what one of the writers said about dany forgetting about the iron fleet in the last season of game of thrones. Lol.
All of the prequel movies are just
"hey Magneto's good now"
"Really?"
*Someone dies*
Oh nevermind he's bad now.
"Look at him. He's literally crazy now."
DYING
stupid ending for a such good universe .... good video ! keep going bro
Seems familiar somehow...
@@flowerwithamachinegun2692 Oh shit, you're right! Supercuts should totally make a video or two about the Game of Thrones finale! His video format would fit it perfectly.
A good universe? I would never call the X-Men movie universe good. Average, yes. Good, no.
Jonathan Harwood I would take first class or days of future past over a majority of mcu movies, the rest I’m not sure about tho
@@eddiesorensen1016 yeah, I can agree with that.
That one moment when Magneto drags up a train from under the ground and only uses it to make a dramatic entrance..
bro there is busses around you, if you want to be dramatic then just take a buss it will save so much time and not be that heavy and still do the same sort of impact
I'm not defending Magneto, but busses usually look really cartoonish when they're used for dramatic entrances. Stuff being hit by a train is much more terrifying.
It's about sending the message
@@StereoxAS It didn't really feel that threatning.
Also, remember how Magneto can lift an entire STADIUM with no effort, but struggles to lift a damn train
Claude Speed Oh yeah!!! Like the train scene could have been cool I guess but it just looked stupid to me, it didn’t feel threatening cause it took so much time for him to take up that train through the ground.
“My emotions make me strong”
🤔
Strong enough to kill your friends right?
So... I need more of these "Devoid of Logic" videos, but for every movie. This is what CinemaSins was meant to be. Before it fell.
You too will fall, but not for some time, and I will be amused until then.
Is that a reference? What a good lines
Cinemasins fell? How
@@Gogeata4 I'm just being dramatic. But Cinema Sins has so many running gags in every video, content feels less like sin counting and more about in-joke / personal dislike counting.
"Logos." "Title Drop." "Credits." "Scene does not contain a lapdance." "That's racist..." (it's not) "People who eat apples look like assholes." **starts singing lyrics from a random 80s song that popped into his head**
None of these are sins. Yet these days, Cinema Sins is full of them.
Or maybe I'm just tired of hearing the same jokes dozens and dozens of times, when what I really enjoy is the movie-specific sins, which are more unique per video.
Yo that last part was dark.
The least logical thing about this movie was why there were even aliens in it. Skrull or d'Nabu, it doesn't matter. Dark Pheonix should be an internal struggle that takes a turn for the worst on Jean Grey. In the comic, the Hellfire Club does a lot to facilitate it, but they where never after an extra-terrestrial force that possessed Jean. If the movie had begun on Prof. X coming clean to Grey about her father disowning her, starting Jean on a path of self-loathing, and then the ACTUAL Hellfire club provided her a "solution," the movie could have worked much better.
It also makes no sense for the aliens to show up. They didn't show up in the original timeline so they shouldn't appear here either. Its extremely unlikely that the timeline changes on Earth would affect something from another galaxy.
The aliens were supposed to be the same aliens in Captain Marvel whom could shapeshift. A way for Disney to include them in their universe since buying Xmen but reshoots and such. Originally was supposed to be a two part movie which would of gave us alot of explanation we needed but Disney coming in last minute kind of messes up something like this
They needed aliens because everything is about aliens know. Que the "aliens!" guy
@@TheAlpha-Omega-King I see your point, but even if the aliens had been included in the Dark Phoenix story in a way that made sense, they still would've been completely unnecessary for the plot to work. Like I said, the comic involves Jean making bad decisions. It doesn't need aliens to make her "Join the dark side"
@@maxmocs5008 Well jean did make a bad decision, listening to the alien.
"My emotions make me strong."
Funny how both this and Captain Marvel talk about how being emotional is a good thing, yet both have two of the most emotionless women I've ever seen in a movie.
For these SJWs, emotions are weaknesses, hence why these characters say they have it and characters say they're emotional, but they act like puppets.
@@AzureRoxe who are these "sjws" you're talking about?
seriously though, you people are a fucking joke. that term is nothing but a buzzword to invalidate what are the overwhelming majority of the time completely valid arguments and ideas. it's long dead, something that should stay in 2016. the ones that often decry emotions and feelings altogether as something to be rejected (because it's not "man-like" to cry, such and such) are chuds. so what the fuck is this even about?
@FORREST GUMP yeah i still don't know who you're referencing specifically. there's no fucking cabal of mildly progressive people looking to add more poc characters to works dude, thinking otherwise is akin to jq shit. insanity.
so is ANY left leaning person an "sjw"? or is it liberals? actual leftists? people who genuinely care about the wellbeing of everyone and fight against discrimination? "weak" in what sense? because folks like hasan piker are pretty ripped. again, nothing but a ridiculous buzzword that dismisses proper philosophy and what are perfectly reasonable views grounded to actual reality. bet you fucking idiot whine about forced diversity and politics when there's a woman protagonist in a game lmaoo (as long as she doesn't make you horny of course. if she does it's okay)
northstar was created in 79. characters who happen to be gay or black simply are, because people are gay and black in real life too, moron. this shit isn't any kind of propaganda, IT'S LITERALLY JUST PEOPLE WHO WOULD EXIST IN REAL LIFE. i suggest getting out of your gamer cave sometime and actually meeting poc & lgbt people
Yeah
@@caramel7050 you could perhaps better explain SJW's as in people who would have been dead in the early days when it was still survival of the fittest. It's a proven fact that emotions cloud judgement, and making big decisions when emotional isn't the smartest things to do. it has nothing to do with not being ''man-like'', and everything to do with it being LOGIC
So more than half the movie 😂😂
More like the whole movie.
Guard: "Guys... these aliens don't die from bullets!"
Guard 2: "Well shoot harder damnit, it works for me."
Guard 3: "I am going to die and in a bad X-Men movie... just like Dad."
A title like that implies the movie had logic to begin with.
Oh god this movie looks horrible. Glad I didn't see it.
I pirate it.... I regret my decision 🙁
same
@@chrisp.9385 holy man, cant agree with you enough.
Left me feeling like I already PAID to watch the movie, with my time instead of money shit.
Horrible...
@@jakeroberts7575 It's not horrible. Its just that people were expecting it to be a psychological thriller.
It's not bad at all. People have too many expectations of their own on what they want in the movie. They Def will get disappointed.
Magneto going back on the path of vengeance should have made him go solo realizing he never will in fact change. That's one of the few things I believe they should have added to this movie. But overall it's a good movie with good soundtrack and great visuals.
Attempt #7: Can you do "The Mad Queen NOT being foreshadowed for X minutes"
wouldn't that just be pretty much the entire series up until the bells?
@@Janx14 Yes.
@@Janx14 well "not foreshadowed" would mean any scene, before season 7 and anything in 8 where she's not mentioned
Jessica Chaistain and James McAvoy prever to fight The Demon Shapeshifting Clowns over this movie.
Dont forget everytime Storm helped someone she'd stare at them and give them a head nod.
"MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL IT X-WIMMEN" makes my soul cringe.
"Hey wasn't Mystique a mutant who strongly embraced her alias and natural form and whose allegories were more racial?"
"We kind of forgot..."
*real wahmen*
@@The_Chef2511 either a racial allegory or a LGBTQ+ allegory.
Charles: *literally gave away his home to devote it to protecting innocent children and watching iver mutants around the entire world*
Hank and mystique: protect the kids from you and you always put us at risk
So does Sophie Turner's presence make the writing bad or what?
the bad writing makes Sophie Turner's presence *bad*
Definitely not her fault, she just keeps getting unlucky signing onto these big franchises and then getting shafted
Nobody is blaming Sophie, she's great but they give her bad roles and bad writing.
To all of you defending sophie, i want to tell you: it was a joke
lmao she is an average actress in a bad movie
I mean Magneto going 180 on his decisions is the main premise of the X men movies for the last decade
*Plays the whole X-Men Dark Phoenix movie*
Done.
You forgot the part where Magneto tries and fails to kill Jean and she lifts him into the air and says something along the lines of: "I'll show you how to kill someone" then stabs him through the abdomen with a dozen large metal shards. Then 5min later he's shown totally fine on the train, basically no injuries at all, with no explanation as to why he's not dead.
Not complaining, just that I'm surprised that you didn't mention the TWO scenes where Charles is Driving despite being the wheely-wheely-legs-no-feely guy. They were flashbacks in Genes memories and he was shown in his wheelchair both before and after the car journey
Charles kinda forgot his non-functional legs
1:05 Charles in that telepathic message said the message was from En Sabah Nur and told those with power to protect those without. Mystique was only trying to kill Trask who was a murder and traitor to the country. Xavier didn’t form X-Men until after Apocalypse.
Nitpick: Jean is not mad at her father, she actually thinks that he was right to leave her. She is mad because of her repressed childhood trauma is resurfacing.
THAT FILM HAD LOGIC?!?!
To a meth addict maybe.
Wouldn’t even need to edit this, just play the movie
2:42 quicksilver saves everyone, I remember someone who would disagree
*Cries in Havoc*
“By the way, the women are always out-cooking and out-interior-decorating the men around here. You might wanna change the name of the X-Mansion to the X-Womansion.”
Myllena Lara Alves da Silva R/wooosh
@Myllena Lara Alves da Silva hey its 2019 you fight sexism with sexism, didn't you get the memo?
@Myllena Lara Alves da Silva the line was sexist, just like you
@Myllena Lara Alves da Silva yes, now fuck off
@Myllena Lara Alves da Silva I'll poop in your cornflakes if you're not careful
my favorite is magneto digging up an ancient train vagon from underground only to block the door with it when the whole street is packed with vehicles
Grand Maester Pycelle stuttering and mumbling for x mins straight
0:49 The expression of master shifu illustrated the x-men without quicksilver after he got injured is really funny 😂
It's so bad that my first thought would have been that David Benioff and D.B. Weiss wrote it.
The most hysterical part is knowing Michael fasbender was standing there, pretending to hold something with magnetism, mugging for the camera like crazy, and nothing's there.
Get to the CHOPPER
Can't help but hearing Arnold's voice instead XD
Oh no, one is trying to destory the chopper and the other is trying to save it, lets get on the chopper
"Sir she's completely concentrated on the chopper, why don't we just shoot her?"
What annoys me is that X-Men was one of my favourite TV shows growing up. It was so interesting watching a bunch of teens figure out their powers whilst juggling normal life. When they introduced the government and how it would most likely take advantage of people like that was so good. Magneto and Charles conflict of ideologys was enough to carry the movies. Why did they have to ruin it????
like cinemasins when they are 5 mins long. So much better
If I wanted to hear someone complain for 25 minutes. I'd bring my neutered dog to a park and wait for Karen to call the cops. MY 7 LBS CHIHUAHUA IS NOT GOING TO HURT YOUR FUCKING DOG. YOUR DOG IS THE ONE BARKING, HIS TESTICLES AINT GOT SHIT TO DO WITH IT KAREN
NO KAREN IM NOT "SUPPOSED TO" GET MY DOGS NEUTERED WHEN HE ISNT EVEN A YEAR OLD. STOP STARING AT MY DOGS NUTSACK YOU FUVKING WEIRDO
The fact that the “X-Women” line came so soon after quicksilver and nightcrawler did all the work saving the astronauts actually blew my mind. Like I’d understand if they put that line in after one of the women did some cool shit or something. Nope, we just you got one of the weakest X-Men (in the movies) talking shit when she literally did jack shit during the mission.
I'm just greatful that Hugh Jackman isn't in this one. Whew.
Yea, would have ruined it
If he performed, it would make it obvious how bad the acting is in the movie compared to him
@@magicmanscott40k???? Origins and wolverine were a bore. Guess who the lead actor is
@@jayplunks that's not the actor fault. That would be the director and studio. The actor does what he's told and if the movie sucks then it's not the actors.
@@magicmanscott40k you walked right into that one. So you're telling me that Dark Phoenix was bad due to bad acting but when it came to the Jackman movies it was the studio and director's fault? WOW ... Talk out your ass.
Nightcrawler teleporting the alien in front of the train and giving that smirk was better than the entire movie
This movie is already devoid of logic.
I'm susprised you didn't mention the biggest plot hole in the entire movie: Jean is possessed by the Phoenix in space even though she already manifested those powers in the previous movie. And it's not like it was an easter egg or a missable detail, it was literally the climax of the movie, the way they were finally able to defeat Apocalypse.
i didn't even know this movie was a thing, i thought the new x-men movies ended with apocolypse or whatever the movie with the blue dude is called.
You have to be more specific. There are more blue people in the X-men series than in Avatar.
_Where does the concept of logic exist in Dark Phoenix in the first place?_
Thanos: Gone, reduced to atoms.
The uploader doesn’t remember the previous films very well.
I literally put this film on when I'm having trouble sleeping
Literally
My emotions make me strong; diversity is my strength!
Yes, this should be a Democrat Presidential campaign Slogan.
Really catchy!
@Myllena Lara Alves da Silva It is, that is why the West is now a shithole of degeneracy, sex-driven and weak minded people with no common cultural identity. Letting women vote is why 80% of the shit we go through, happens. Too emotional. You're proof of that.
the only thing i like about this movie is how jean's powers look
Really glad to see you're continuing with the Devoid Of Logic series after GOT. I really enjoy these. Keep it up!
@ 0:19 that face u make when ramsay shows u his BOLT ON
I've been putting off this channel for too long. Good stuff!
My main points for the fact that this comment is good
1: that wasn’t a bad comment
2: if I come back and edit the comment it can be good
3: if you look past every sentence of this comment it has the potential to be a really good comment!
"and by the way the women are always saving the men around here you might wanna think about changing the name to X-Women" I felt the cringe sliding down my back
Why was it cringe?
Wait that's illegal 😂😂😂 this movie needs work
Jean: [unemotionally] "my emotions make me strong"
I was surprised you changed anything from the look of the title
Underrated movie. Disney destroyed it by forcing reshoots. I bet they themselves wants to make that Dark phoneix storyline down the line, after they have integrated the x-men characters into mcu, and of course reduced them to become comedians like everyone else in the mcu.
isn’t the whole movie devoid of logic already
A few things I'd like to add: When Raven died, and Hank is there really close to the camera you can see his prosthetic eyebrow is falling off. And based on what I remember from the opening scene, which was almost completely black, and a comment I made, like, 3 months ago, the true form of the aliens (Were they Skrulls? Doesn't matter. They sucked ass.) was brown John Connor terminators from Terminator Genisys. Groot Flavoured, if you will.
Re-titled, X-Men Dark Phoenix
Please keep doing videos like these but not just superhero movies
Other genres like horror please
Dude, can you also try to make sense of their time line? This movie got me confused because since mystique died here it's understandable that this is after apocalypse but in apocalypse Jean already had the phoenix force. But in the beginning of the movie she didn't.
The Phoenix is weird, so what I tell myself is that it dormantly existed within her, backwards through time. Being able to appear in visions and be within past versions of Jean is fully within Phoenix' power.
I remember this movie going through a few changes when the test audiences hated it, but if the writing is fundamentally flawed from the beginning, there's just no saving it. Good video, liked and subbed
“My emotions make me strong.”
Must be pretty weak if that’s the case.
Title: “X-Men Dark Pheonix but its devoid of logic.”
Me: *plays entire movie*
I mean.......if someone pointed a gun at my president, I’d be a fan 🤷🏽♂️😂
haha loser. MAGA. KAG.
Hoosier Daddy, Boy I haven’t heard of KAG what’s that one?? Lol
@@rthetruthful Kick Ass Gumball
keep America great
Andrew Heagwood he should change it too TNTGI 😂😂
I actually liked Magneto in this.. to me it was more of a classic 'mom saying "do what I say, not what I do" situation' and him saying that he can't help himself... he's already lost, he already gave into it and will live with it forever. He's MAGNETO now. Supervillain, vengeance and hatred flow through his soul and that's all.. his humanity is gone. (Not entirely. We know that isn't true, that he's not a bad guy deep down.)
I saw it as him using himself as a worst case scene example to scare her straight.
It's 2019 if a character says something he won't do something he's probably going to do it...you should know it
gotta love when THE MESSAGE force fed down everyone's throat.
I could defend the Nightcrawler part if I heard right he said my kids used to be a fan and maybe he's thinking oh now this kid has no dad and they used to be my fans oh no but that's the only thing I could think to back that up
4:13 That's like a smoker telling non-smokers not to smoke, kinda makes sense ("Don't make the same mistakes i did" - kind of thing)
this is clickbait. S/he would've posted the whole movie.
THANK YOU! this entire film was Peter Maximoff erasure and I'm not here for it
I haven't watched the film, but now that I've seen this I never am.
Thanks for marking this, was thinking the same thing.
You should do at least three of these for The Last Jedi.
@Freeze Peach TLJ is an illogical, poorly structured, tone-deaf and horrendously mess. I honestly don't understand how anyone can call it "smart" when it is both simplistic and overwhelmingly pretentious at the same time.
Seriously The Last Jedi was on the same level as GoT S8, for all the same reasons.
How about the fact, that we basically see jean sacrificing herself, and join the cosmos or whatever, in Dark Phoenix, but in the "New" future scene in Days of Future Past we see jean at the school with all the other characters