When he takes Leo under his wing, it brings happy tears to my eyes. Linus has been hurt so often, just because of the way that he lives, but once you get past his outer shell, he's such a sweetie.
Wait, you can marry Linus???? That's amazing currently dating Emily but kinda want to date Maru but I feel so bad breaking up with anyone like. I don't hate her I just like me a science chickipoo
I think the reason why Penny gets jumpy when Vincent mentioned the tree climbing incident, is because she doesn't want to be seen as a trouble maker. She's very self conscious of being seen as trouble because of her mum, so she tries to avoid anything that will be seen as troublesome.
You can keep Haley, I love my rock-eating gamer gf, plus her eating habits work out perfectly with my obsession of going to the mines and the skull cavern
I am married to penny and trying to get enough money to file a divorce- I have no reason to I’ve just got a different opinion on the characters now and how my character would work with others, I’ve started making my character a personality 😅
Electrostatic stimulation is a thing that some people enjoy quite a bit. Maru's got that electric love! Only divorce Emily if you're moving on to Abigail! Emily is a crystal girlie, she won't be manifesting SHIT once Abigail eats all her special rocks!
She needs her minerals and i aint gonna stop her anytime soon because either way shes adorable af and she has dem curb stomping boots and despite being called emo by everyone she not actually emo she just likes the spooky stuff which is a vibe
what i hate about haley is how straight forward she is and how apparent is it that she would be your first love candidate lol, like i get the whole character development thing but gyadam if you wanna blow me after giving you a goddamn cauliflower bro chiil
I really like Haley 😭 she’s sweet I like the storyline, I love her little photography room but I could be bias because i also love photography and the beach
@@CROSSMYHEARTREFUSETOLIE Shane begs to differ as do Abigail and Sebastian. All 3 are very brutally honest people so try a little harder to make Haley look like a decent partner.
I’M SO SURPRISED LUMMI DIDN’T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE STATUE! (With nexus mods it can be a knowm) edit: thanks for all the likes! 💖 Edit 2: I love the rocks in the food she cooks 😂 Edit 3: Okay not ALL of them 🙃
Yeah so I don't know why she has such a problem with that line since it was probably platonic and Sam was just trying to help her ? It kinda feels like she tries to go out of her way to find stuff to hold against the NPCs.... An example being how she treats penny.
Has someone who married Haley it makes me ashamed watching someone who clearly loves Haley give us an awful reputation and be hateful towards all the other bachelors and bachelorettes.
Personally I didn't appreciate the ginger comment, I get that it's probably a joke but honestly I get really tired of hearing people talk crap about Ginger just because theyre gingers. It happens in my day-to-day too like can you just not. It's legit prejudice.
Yeah that was weird to me. Your partner can have platonic relationships with others and if that’s an issue in your eyes there’s a big problem…Love my girl Penny she deserves more love 😔
As a male that only has and will marry Leah, you leave me and my artistic, survivalist GF out of this we’re happily homesteading and enjoying top quality wine on my massive farm with all of our kids.
@@kirtipriya12 both cause you to lose friendship points/ get hit with a hammer and kicked out, and let’s be honest no one is gonna complain about a smooch from a woman. But if it’s a guy trying to kiss you non consensually suddenly it’s criminal. Common sense.
honestly my main turn off from Abigail has been knowing that her spa locker smells really bad like why does your locker stink that much?? are you putting sweaty clothes in there? but if you're not in the bath house does that mean your swimwear is that one that stinks?? idk the implications sound awful and i hate it, i can never look at Abigail the same.
I may just be biased but I have a theory why it stinks Maybe because of her swordsmanship? Like she’s gets all sweaty from practicing her sword fighting and she goes to the spa to relax?
Abigail eat rocks but we do that too technically because the proteans that we eat made from some rocks that include potassium as fertiliser that goes to plants to tern into food
I always married the bachelorettes before I realized I was gay. Now I just have to deal with... uh... Chronic Smoker, Chronic Alchoholic, Nerdy Doctor, High school Bully, High school class clown, and Melodramatic Writer.
Something I dislike about these videos is that they always have the one character they absolutely adore and won't ever tolerate any negative opinions about them but they're allowed to hate every character in the game and make you feel like you're being judged for who you chose or like. Also she's kinda bias since in one video she says she hates Shane because he's rude in the beginning LIKE HALEY WASN'T TOO. I would be more okay with these videos if it didn't just feel like they were basically judging everyone for who they like or chose and dislike all the other characters and say all sorts of crap about them but then you dare not like that one character that they adore. I'm fine with people having opinions about stardew valley NPCs and bachelors and bachelorettes except when it just feels like they're judging everyone and don't like anything. And this is coming from someone who has married Haley.
@@denxx56 you could have took the opportunity to branch out and learnt things instead of being unhelpfully sarcastic. There's her general appearance, living alone with no need for any man, the cottage in the woods is a bit of a stereotype for lesbians, there's a lot more but I want you to learn how to educate yourself
@@velvetbutterfly thanks, but the last thing I'm gonna spend my time doing is learning about lesbian lore. Living alone with no need for a man? Ok, the sisters live alone too. I'm pretty sure plenty of guys live alone irl, that doesn't make them gay lol. And what's with her appearance? She just looks conventionally attractive
Nah the rock eating comes as a bonus
You know she has her minerals in check😂😂
Yesssssss😂👏
Yessss
She would rather eat quarts than corn
lummi has bad taste (Joke)
Bold of you to assume that Abigail is the only one who eats rocks (I eat rocks too)
Jesus your child gonna have a shitty family dinner.
Wait what- 😦
I eat sand
Statistically speaking every human eats at least one rock in their lifetime. ~ C
just like me fr…
Abigail eats rocks and my farmer eats flowers and raw fish, they’re perfect for each other
Relatable
Lol
"Finally, some good f**king food"
"Doesn't trust redheads"
"Likes Leah"
I love girl redheads, but that's just my type and romantic attraction.
I am trying to date Leah 😅 I'm a girl btw 😊
she never said she likes leah! just said leah's a girl's girl💅
As a male redhead I am catching so many goddam strays in this comment section
Naw she an orange head 💀
Abigail Protects, Gives Bombs, Eat Rocks.
Best wife
AGREED
Fr
Yes.
Rock and stones brother🔥
Linus is the absolute standard. No one else in Stardew Valley loves so tenderly.
When he takes Leo under his wing, it brings happy tears to my eyes.
Linus has been hurt so often, just because of the way that he lives, but once you get past his outer shell, he's such a sweetie.
Linus is naturally the first person I befriend in every time.
I like how he perks up and is actually fully thankful when you give him berries.
You never married Elliot... words of affirmation daily
Wait, you can marry Linus???? That's amazing currently dating Emily but kinda want to date Maru but I feel so bad breaking up with anyone like. I don't hate her I just like me a science chickipoo
*Me installing Robin romance mod*
"Reality can be whatever I want"
Throwing Demetrius under the bus.
I would! And now I'm a fucken get this mod!!!
Caroline and her ayahuasca tea is the way to go.
OMG robin is such a wife material i cant
Why are all the older, taken women in this game so fire? Marnie, Caroline, Robin and Jody are all so much better than the available ones.
I think the reason why Penny gets jumpy when Vincent mentioned the tree climbing incident, is because she doesn't want to be seen as a trouble maker. She's very self conscious of being seen as trouble because of her mum, so she tries to avoid anything that will be seen as troublesome.
THIS !!! ... PENNY FOR LIFE
You can keep Haley, I love my rock-eating gamer gf, plus her eating habits work out perfectly with my obsession of going to the mines and the skull cavern
Haley is for the streets, my opinion, she is horrible 💀 Abi is cool
Emily is literally the cutest tbh, it's true that she's the cristal girlie and she's kinda crazy but she's always nice and kind
For real, shes super underrated
The parrot heart event idk why I love it the line you aren't like the others like me hit me that's when I knew that's who I was going to get
I married Leah as a man and got to fight her ex boyfriend. I felt like Scott Pilgrim. It was cool.
I didn't fight him in case she didn't like violence. She obliterated him herself instead.
Married her shortly after that.
Basically what I did. I was like babe I’ll be support if needed, you’ve got this.
Lmao skkskskd
@@BeatrizSantanaBorges BR? Lol
no way evil exes in sdv
Lummi: Abbigail eats rocks
Me: …and her downside is?
Bro exactly
If she’ll eat rocks. Then that’s perfect! I love mining!
Enormous dental bills?
@@mirjanbouma Eh. Exploring the mines is profitable.
@@ninja6245-real even more without those bills though.
"I don't trust gingers"
But you *do* trust the word of a ginger. His name is Vincent. And he's literally a child lol.
Vinnie's hair is PINK
@mymo_in_Bb I mean if he dyes his hair, what's stopping from assuming Penny does too?
@@Squizoon Sorry how is Penny relevant? And actually, how is dying one's hair relevant?
So she will don't like me. I'm a ginger who was a blondie. Yep. I'm painted my blond hairs to red and I'm feel good about it.
I am married to penny and trying to get enough money to file a divorce- I have no reason to I’ve just got a different opinion on the characters now and how my character would work with others, I’ve started making my character a personality 😅
I love Hailey so much like legitimately when I first saw her portrait I went “omg she so hot” out loud
when I first met her I said "holy shit she a bitch"
🤣🤣🤣
"Penny is for the streets"
She had a Boyfriend once 😭😭
She did ???
@@BillelXHunter Sam and Penny had something before the farmer moved in
@@cocopo3975 Never implied. Show me the proof.
The bit about Sam lifting Penny into a tree is from her 8-heart event. You aren’t even dating at that point
The hate on Penny is so unfair. Girls trying to make sure the kids are educated. She's from a broken home and just needs someone to love her.
This.
Penny gets so much hate from this one thing and it’s totally undeserved.
@@armanfrold2559 Imagine wanting to be a teacher when kids are little devils
@@AshdorCrush9000 kids are only like that when they are not raised right and uneducated.
@@AshdorCrush9000 Who, Vincent and Jas? Nuh-uh, they aren't, as far as I know them.
As a lesbian.... Thank you for validating my marriage to Leah 👀
Gurl same!
Funny how all of us are lesbian and love Leah…
I feel like I'm Drake now ☠️
same!! :3
Lmao yeah
Electrostatic stimulation is a thing that some people enjoy quite a bit. Maru's got that electric love!
Only divorce Emily if you're moving on to Abigail! Emily is a crystal girlie, she won't be manifesting SHIT once Abigail eats all her special rocks!
yummy magic salt lamp
bro........ glad to see that u and i thought the same thing XD
Maru best girl! No other women can build bombs for you.
exactly. no one can dog on maru on my watch!@@Robert-vk7je
abigail counters emily
She needs her minerals and i aint gonna stop her anytime soon because either way shes adorable af and she has dem curb stomping boots and despite being called emo by everyone she not actually emo she just likes the spooky stuff which is a vibe
Honestly Abigail eating rocks is a plus, I love my little goth geode crusher
"You shouldn't marry Penny, this girl is for the streets."
*proceeds to say Haley is the best girl*
Exactly. Haley could not exist in this game at all and I would be fine with it.
what i hate about haley is how straight forward she is and how apparent is it that she would be your first love candidate lol, like i get the whole character development thing but gyadam if you wanna blow me after giving you a goddamn cauliflower bro chiil
@@user-zd3iz3xx6k she is the only one honest in Stardew. I can't believe you hate the best quality in a character.
I really like Haley 😭 she’s sweet I like the storyline, I love her little photography room but I could be bias because i also love photography and the beach
@@CROSSMYHEARTREFUSETOLIE Shane begs to differ as do Abigail and Sebastian. All 3 are very brutally honest people so try a little harder to make Haley look like a decent partner.
so what if she eats rocks!?
we all do
we eat ice, we eat salt
THOSE ARE ROCKS
i eat uranium
i eat nuclear waste from world war two
i eat obsidian, that counts as a rock, right?
@@notfrenchfries_ yes it does
I think
is glass a type of rock?
@slepak2031 glass is melted sand and sand is crushed rocks so yes
OP: She eats rocks!
Me, putting salt on my food: So?
I just started playing and Abigail is for me I swear it
Her eating rocks is cute I give her amethyst always because she deserves it
So basically Abigail is perfect
Fr my g
I’M SO SURPRISED LUMMI DIDN’T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE STATUE!
(With nexus mods it can be a knowm) edit: thanks for all the likes! 💖
Edit 2: I love the rocks in the food she cooks 😂
Edit 3: Okay not ALL of them 🙃
a gnome? sorry i’m not trying to be rude, english has to be one of the most confusing languages ever
@@loose_goose764I like “knowm” better personally
@@amoeba_snot same that’s why I did it
what statue for who?
@@KimyrTheKlanceShipper Leah's sculpture!
My girl Penny gettin' slandered. I personally think that Sam didn't ask consent to lift her, so she's embarrassed Vincent saw.
Yeah so I don't know why she has such a problem with that line since it was probably platonic and Sam was just trying to help her ?
It kinda feels like she tries to go out of her way to find stuff to hold against the NPCs....
An example being how she treats penny.
@@Office_chair It's probably for engagement, in all honesty. She's gotta make money to live and all that, y'know?
Penny slander makes me so sad what did she do 😔
@Viktoria_Selene Lummi used to be a Sam Stan, then she took one tiny piece of gossip to heart lol. That's the lore in regard to her Penny slander.
@@leeledyke yeah but it's just annoying that the algorithm rewards you for slandering and starting fights.
The eating rock is helpful it boosts your friendship and unloads a bunch of stuff from your inventory
alright she eats SiO2
@@mymo_in_Bb more like she snorts it (like coke)
@@Kasdathem *_Hungry. She says hungry._*
I fucking love my rock eating purple haired guinea pig owning monster slaying flute playing baddie girl. She’s my bae
“She eats rocks” So do I. Come here Abigail let’s share this amethyst.
Emily seems to have a lot in common with my ex and just like with my ex, I am ignoring the red flags.
Been there before
emily is for the girls anyway
Girl is more bias than every bias people combined
Has someone who married Haley it makes me ashamed watching someone who clearly loves Haley give us an awful reputation and be hateful towards all the other bachelors and bachelorettes.
Personally I didn't appreciate the ginger comment, I get that it's probably a joke but honestly I get really tired of hearing people talk crap about Ginger just because theyre gingers. It happens in my day-to-day too like can you just not. It's legit prejudice.
@@faithsparks7566shut up ginger
Your romantic partners are allowed to have meaningful relationships, people, and that doesn't mean they're cheating on you 🙄
The amount of people who think stardew valley people are cheaters blow my mind 😮
This was a clear joke. I don't think she thinks Penny cheats on you with Vincent. A fricking little kid.
@@alexf225did you mishear what she was saying in the video? She was talking about cheating with Sam. (Which is not true what so ever)
Yeah that was weird to me. Your partner can have platonic relationships with others and if that’s an issue in your eyes there’s a big problem…Love my girl Penny she deserves more love 😔
@@minnies_boot Oh yeah she did. Never mind then.
It's okay, I drank a mud smoothie in elementary school to convince a bully that it was chocolate. Eating rocks is nothing.
Is just marry Emily and don’t plan for divorce because she’s perfect, got it!
Vincent is a little snitch💀💀
"It's not rocks it are minerals"
Hank Shredder
Hank Shredder has to work on their grammar.
While her story is about the same she does ask you if you're also queer when u play as the girl farmer which I think is a sweet touch :]
As a male that only has and will marry Leah, you leave me and my artistic, survivalist GF out of this we’re happily homesteading and enjoying top quality wine on my massive farm with all of our kids.
She is just saying that Leah prefers girls more than boys which you can see in the events, by the way.
@@kirtipriya12 cope. She gives attraction dialogue to both genders just because you want her to be gay doesn’t mean she is. It goes both ways
@@aquafreesh9219 Yeah, but she calls the male farmer a pig the first time you kiss her. On the other hand, she was nice to the female farmer.
@@kirtipriya12 both cause you to lose friendship points/ get hit with a hammer and kicked out, and let’s be honest no one is gonna complain about a smooch from a woman. But if it’s a guy trying to kiss you non consensually suddenly it’s criminal. Common sense.
@@aquafreesh9219yeah I mean did you read her lines
You can have Haley the moment I saw Abagail eating rocks I knew we were meant to (virtually) be
Abigails toilet is definetly broken
Don't forget her teeth
@@juliaboskamp9666she probably replaced them with gem stones
(Me being ginger) errrrr I’m just gonna…. TAKE ALL ARE MONEY AND BUY FLOUR MWHAHAHA
You can't tell me what to do, Lummi, PUT UP YOUR DUKES!
"Why you shouldn't marry Stardew Valley suitors"
Meanwhile Krobus and I are hugging by the evil statue.
IK this is a bit but “she cheats because she has a male friend” is absolutely bonkers
Yeah we SALT is a rock and we can eat THAT… Abigail’s just expanding her palate!!! She’s SOHPISTICATED
We ALL eat rocks. It's called salt.
Abigail is the most loving bachelorette in stardew valley!
" I don't trust gingers"
Me: *cries in Ed Sheeran*😭
Jerma985 also canonically eats rocks.
NOOO, ‘MY ROCK COLLECTION , Abigail stop eating it!!!
as a bisexual woman married to Leah, totally.
Eating rocks makes Abigail perfect
My hungry ass could never be a geologist
Abby: I WANNA ROCK 🪨
Abby is the best person to marry the rock eating is just a bonus😊
Me with Maru: I know what i signed up for.
Like I’ve said millions of times by now Krobus my beloved
honestly my main turn off from Abigail has been knowing that her spa locker smells really bad like why does your locker stink that much?? are you putting sweaty clothes in there? but if you're not in the bath house does that mean your swimwear is that one that stinks?? idk the implications sound awful and i hate it, i can never look at Abigail the same.
I may just be biased but I have a theory why it stinks
Maybe because of her swordsmanship? Like she’s gets all sweaty from practicing her sword fighting and she goes to the spa to relax?
i love eating rocks they taste so good its just like how mulch tastes so yummy 🤫🧏
Abigail is bae. Nothing more has to be said.
Salt is a rock so we’re all good
YOU WANNA FIGHT LUMMI? CAUSE ILL FIGHT HALEYS MINE!
Leah also eats pufferfish💀
I'm fine with the rock eating, that just means I know for sure she's enjoying my gifts😊
MARU LITERALLY STOLE MY SWORD BRO!!!!
I'm so salty about that. I didn't even notice until I went back into the mines.
i will get my revenge...
And I will feed Abigail's rock addiction! No shame! 😂
Hey, if her only flaw is that she eats rocks, I think she's a keeper.
For me it's normal if a pink dragon eats amethysts.
Abigail eat rocks but we do that too technically because the proteans that we eat made from some rocks that include potassium as fertiliser that goes to plants to tern into food
Nobody is perfect, nobody can be changed. Minor difficulties do not matter, or rather they shouldn't
All you did is tell me why Abigail is perfect and I already knew that
Legally changing my name to Lummi so i can be with my babygirl hailey
"Abigail eats rocks"
Me: whats the bad part?
"She eats rocks"
Sounds like she'll be the perfect wife to defend me from Emily.
No, Haley is mine 🥰
again with hate to penny 🙄
girl, calm fckn down, let people like whoever that want and do the same, just let penny BE already 🫡
Nah I fully endorse the male marriage with Leah, perfect farm couple
Alex and the male farmer are so cuteeee
Krobus is mine. So dont you dare to hurt my comrade Krobus.
"I don't trust gingers" as a ginger I can confirm that you shouldn't teust us. I don't even trust myself.
Nooo you can’t keep Haley for yourself I need her
Let's just call SWAT.
Leah was the first romance I did in the game lol. Play as male every time
I always married the bachelorettes before I realized I was gay. Now I just have to deal with... uh...
Chronic Smoker, Chronic Alchoholic, Nerdy Doctor, High school Bully, High school class clown, and Melodramatic Writer.
haley is the ultimate tradwife and i love her with every inch of my soul 🥰🥹
penny, for the streets? 😭😂
I swear this channel's contents are just full of Penny hates
Something I dislike about these videos is that they always have the one character they absolutely adore and won't ever tolerate any negative opinions about them but they're allowed to hate every character in the game and make you feel like you're being judged for who you chose or like.
Also she's kinda bias since in one video she says she hates Shane because he's rude in the beginning LIKE HALEY WASN'T TOO.
I would be more okay with these videos if it didn't just feel like they were basically judging everyone for who they like or chose and dislike all the other characters and say all sorts of crap about them but then you dare not like that one character that they adore.
I'm fine with people having opinions about stardew valley NPCs and bachelors and bachelorettes except when it just feels like they're judging everyone and don't like anything.
And this is coming from someone who has married Haley.
Everyone eats rocks. What is salt?
Barone is a great developer. The Abigail eating rocks was a bug, but many people thought that was funny, so he turned it in a feature.
How Dare you bad mouth my Abigail, shes the only one brave enough to go into the mines!!!
"well, look at her" what? Can someone explain the Leah thing, I'm extremely confused, what about her says exclusively lesbian?
If you new lesbians, either historically or personally, you'd understand
@@velvetbutterfly thanks, that really cleared things up
/s
@@denxx56 you could have took the opportunity to branch out and learnt things instead of being unhelpfully sarcastic.
There's her general appearance, living alone with no need for any man, the cottage in the woods is a bit of a stereotype for lesbians, there's a lot more but I want you to learn how to educate yourself
@@velvetbutterfly thanks, but the last thing I'm gonna spend my time doing is learning about lesbian lore. Living alone with no need for a man? Ok, the sisters live alone too. I'm pretty sure plenty of guys live alone irl, that doesn't make them gay lol. And what's with her appearance? She just looks conventionally attractive
the lesbian historian, spreading "education"@@velvetbutterfly
Leah looks...... Normal? Why make a "haha looks like a lesbian!!" Joke here???
you look like her don't you
Don't you be mean to Abigail! Have you ever heard of rock cakes? Sassing my poor Gamer Girl.
"If you plan on marrying Abigail, remember that SHE EATS ROCKS."
No wonder our wedding rings to her keep disappearing.
Don't let her know about Nino Kito 😂
Abigail: hey…i need to say something
Me: yeah?
Abigail: i eat rocks-
*fvcking throws a box with w ring at her in the face*
abigail eating rocks
Me: Perfection.
I gave Abigail quartz today, and she told me that it was a great snack😭 I freaked out because I thought I gave her a crop that I needed for a quest
Abigail forever has my heart
Abigail: they look like big, good, strong hands don't they?
Let's see who catches this reference
I gave abigail a flower and she said "How did you know i was hungry? It looks delicious!" And i was like "WHAT THE FU-"