CAUGHT Dating The Entire Town! - Stardew Valley 1.3

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  • @espressocookie8965
    @espressocookie8965 3 года назад +4487

    Imagine you find out some dude has been dating EVERY guy in town, and when you all confront him about, he just goes "Well, it could be worse. Imagine if all of my girlfriends were here!"

    • @carlosrivas1104
      @carlosrivas1104 2 года назад +347

      Imagine if there was an event with all of them

    • @mostlyimpulsive3462
      @mostlyimpulsive3462 2 года назад +256

      To be completely honest, at that point I'd be more amazed than anything else

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 2 года назад +43

      @@carlosrivas1104 if that was a thing, and it didnt lead to an automatic Game-Over, i would actually be pissed lol.

    • @timohara7717
      @timohara7717 10 месяцев назад +7

      Not just every guy, evey single unmatched human

    • @deadlishaoran
      @deadlishaoran 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@timohara7717and magical creature.

  • @navzee831
    @navzee831 5 лет назад +17645

    *Gets dumped by everyone in town*
    "New Achievement: The Beloved Farmer"
    Oh.

  • @Emsnems101
    @Emsnems101 3 года назад +10839

    I like how Pierre sees you buy all these bouquets and just decides to watch the world burn. He’s the true villain here. 🤣

    • @willowwilliams498
      @willowwilliams498 3 года назад +816

      Abigail his kid and he didn't even tell her! XD

    • @neverlandwinwin6095
      @neverlandwinwin6095 3 года назад +785

      he couldn't help it, the sales were so good...

    • @M_arda_k
      @M_arda_k 3 года назад +245

      Pierre be like:this is fine

    • @jessirose
      @jessirose 2 года назад +38

      literally

    • @Lemony123
      @Lemony123 2 года назад +97

      I mean in the cutscene you could blame Pierre.

  • @renr.98
    @renr.98 5 лет назад +5055

    *"Well i didn't trick you, you loved me that's why it hurts so much"*
    Damn just damn.

  • @PublicVoidStart909
    @PublicVoidStart909 5 лет назад +14217

    When they started jumping I thought they were going to sacrifice him

    • @danilooliveira3196
      @danilooliveira3196 4 года назад +390

      There's way too many doves already it's not worth it

    • @nyancat5359
      @nyancat5359 4 года назад +162

      i kinda wanna see that

    • @S3r0t0nin
      @S3r0t0nin 4 года назад +344

      Same I thought he was either a. gonna get the shit beat out of him or b. gonna get killed

    • @swepli
      @swepli 4 года назад +155

      I honestly thought they were gonna punch him, kill him (run up to him and the screen goes red) or they were gonna sacrifice him I thought they'd start chanting or something.

    • @pucmuckutya1971
      @pucmuckutya1971 4 года назад +5

      Oh god-

  • @teethkinq
    @teethkinq 3 года назад +5310

    "Shane has a glazed look in his eyes"
    That hurt, that hurt real bad

    • @sethlurex6638
      @sethlurex6638 3 года назад +509

      As someone who’s married to Shane and I’m only dating him in my main act that hurts

    • @babidavi6910
      @babidavi6910 3 года назад +372

      @@sethlurex6638 I'm dating Shane too. Hearing YTrs talk about his drinking problem feels like a personal attack. 😂

    • @stevecourtney7954
      @stevecourtney7954 3 года назад +19

      @@babidavi6910 same TwT-

    • @nibbleondeez
      @nibbleondeez 3 года назад +149

      As someone whos never married anyone but shane, i can agree. That cut me deep

    • @izzieluv
      @izzieluv 3 года назад +219

      I'm playing for the first time and going after Shane. When he said he lost his last shred of hope in humanity it broke me!

  • @polyjohn3425
    @polyjohn3425 6 лет назад +5967

    "One day you will be mine!" ..."You can't date Krobus"
    For some reason that's the funniest line in this whole damn thing. I laughed until I was light headed.

    • @PikachuComments
      @PikachuComments 5 лет назад +21

      I know right?

    • @ScottNguyenRCAC
      @ScottNguyenRCAC 5 лет назад +9

      666 likes

    • @timeducktorkie
      @timeducktorkie 5 лет назад +138

      You still can't date him, but he's available as a best buddy roommate now!

    • @ucuulsekali9142
      @ucuulsekali9142 4 года назад +32

      Believe or not! That shit is came true! Now you can date and spouse KROBUS. LOL.

    • @softmongreal
      @softmongreal 4 года назад +5

      I SWEAR I DIED WHEN HE SAID THAT LMAO

  • @novynurhayati1235
    @novynurhayati1235 5 лет назад +6584

    Sam: I think we've come to a decision right boys
    You're all gonna date each other now?
    Harvey: yes

    • @lazynoodle6739
      @lazynoodle6739 4 года назад +368

      I legit thouth they gonna bit the shit out of the farmer

    • @L0st_F0r3ver
      @L0st_F0r3ver 2 года назад +6

      💀💀💀

    • @L0st_F0r3ver
      @L0st_F0r3ver 2 года назад +8

      @@lazynoodle6739 OMFG ME TOOO😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Octavia_Goetia_666
      @Octavia_Goetia_666 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@lazynoodle6739I thought they were gonna jump him

    • @timohara7717
      @timohara7717 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@lazynoodle6739or....

  • @chuumi8921
    @chuumi8921 4 года назад +5254

    “And Idiot Stick”
    Haley: *Sad coconut noises*

    • @lisapresley1124
      @lisapresley1124 4 года назад +172

      leila garate THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD BUT I AM OFFENDED THAT MY POOR HALEY WAS INSULTED

    • @aestheticallyamazing2003
      @aestheticallyamazing2003 4 года назад +79

      @@lisapresley1124 haley is a bitch

    • @xiaoxiaolav
      @xiaoxiaolav 4 года назад +130

      @@aestheticallyamazing2003 at first, she has the best character arc

    • @heathermonke
      @heathermonke 4 года назад +201

      @@aestheticallyamazing2003 Welcome to episode 5 of "find the people who never bothered to befriend Haley"

    • @fanpet3912
      @fanpet3912 4 года назад +1

      Okay that made me laugh

  • @raingirlshines
    @raingirlshines 5 лет назад +7172

    3:58
    Now that's what we call *"pierre pressure"* .

  • @drunkenbutterfly21
    @drunkenbutterfly21 6 лет назад +8474

    "If I had a penny for every time I was dumped by six people simultaneously, I'd have two pennies, which is not a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice."

    • @nigerianprince9612
      @nigerianprince9612 6 лет назад +87

      Chitose Sakura [Sakura Studios Headquarters] I identify as an assault rifle

    • @MegamanXfan21xx
      @MegamanXfan21xx 6 лет назад +254

      Actually, he now has zero Pennies. Because she dumped him.

    • @RimeyCH
      @RimeyCH 6 лет назад +72

      Is that a goddamn Phinias and Ferb Reference?

    • @Pogohg
      @Pogohg 6 лет назад +39

      Wouldn't you lose a Penny, though?

    • @navzee831
      @navzee831 6 лет назад +21

      I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

  • @L0u8823
    @L0u8823 2 года назад +1320

    I like how everyone was at least pissed and then Alex was literally on the verge of tears

    • @OriginalAkivara
      @OriginalAkivara 2 года назад +341

      Harvey has an alternate dialogue where he says something like "I thought you wanted to get married and start a family with me... what did I do wrong?" and it's so sad, poor baby is blaming himself T_T

    • @Somerandomstranger
      @Somerandomstranger 2 года назад +76

      Alex will ask the female player character why she is looking at him.

    • @T0B3573R
      @T0B3573R Год назад +10

      Alex is such a sweetheart.

    • @Queer-alien
      @Queer-alien Год назад +2

      ​@@OriginalAkivaraAWWW 😭😭😭😭

    • @gengenesisgen
      @gengenesisgen Год назад +38

      "i thought you were bae but you're just fam"

  • @FinalIcharus
    @FinalIcharus 6 лет назад +6205

    "I am different, i am much worse"
    "To be honest I value food a lot more then I value you"
    Holy shit the one liners are gold

    • @shaquilleoseal1390
      @shaquilleoseal1390 6 лет назад +67

      It's Mumps who is gold

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 6 лет назад +135

      I can’t tell if he writes them out before hand or just throws them out at the speed of light!

    • @hayley2001
      @hayley2001 5 лет назад +23

      @@shaquilleoseal1390 no It's mayor Lewis's statue

    • @systemoverrider4270
      @systemoverrider4270 5 лет назад +17

      @@AK-jt7kh I think it's both

    • @lucasalves2157
      @lucasalves2157 5 лет назад +3

      DDDDDAAAAMMMMNNN

  • @NicoUnken
    @NicoUnken 5 лет назад +15593

    For some reason, the option to start crying in front of the guys made me laugh so much.

  • @nerysstuart4210
    @nerysstuart4210 2 года назад +720

    If you have a rabbit's foot in your inventory, then the guys' cutscene turns into a friendly game of pool and the girls' cutscene turns into a gossip session about Lewis and Marnie

    • @ellyketchum3290
      @ellyketchum3290 Год назад +25

      i like your profile picture

    • @nojob16
      @nojob16 Год назад +48

      Welp gotta carry rabbits foot from now on

    • @OtakuDeju
      @OtakuDeju Год назад +11

      So the rabbit's foot does provide some luck after all?

    • @Number1mlpfan
      @Number1mlpfan 9 месяцев назад +5

      OMG WHAT?

    • @dainty_swan
      @dainty_swan 4 месяца назад

      do you only have to use it once and you good, or always keep it in your inventory ?

  • @luvstagrind
    @luvstagrind 6 лет назад +10042

    "I thought you were different than other men!"
    "I am, I'm much worse."
    You had me rolling with that one.

    • @ivanwarouw9844
      @ivanwarouw9844 4 года назад +6

      No comment 🙄 ok

    • @MagicaBlonde
      @MagicaBlonde 4 года назад +71

      I was cry laughing 😂😂😂

    • @linguine326
      @linguine326 4 года назад +60

      THAT SENT ME 😭😭

    • @yipp-7841
      @yipp-7841 4 года назад +31

      That is technically different

    • @MrChummington
      @MrChummington 4 года назад +10

      Yeah I'm different then men I'm a gnome

  • @mithralgear417
    @mithralgear417 5 лет назад +4604

    "You're not worth my time."
    "Neither are books appearantly."
    I love Alex but I can appreciate a grade A roast when I see one.

    • @cryptic4781
      @cryptic4781 3 года назад +32

      Bro that was the best roast

    • @thecattaurguy6168
      @thecattaurguy6168 3 года назад +29

      man tells me hes gonna read books so much ive started to wonder if hes actually gonna read books or not

    • @Yuxsxr
      @Yuxsxr 3 года назад +7

      This hurt me but it was so funny 😩😩😩

  • @eimella7093
    @eimella7093 4 года назад +661

    Alex- “Your not worth my time.” “Neither are books apparently” BRUHHH you did the man wrong

  • @firebreathingchickenduck4936
    @firebreathingchickenduck4936 5 лет назад +14137

    I love how he gives everyone an insulting nickname EXCEPT sam

  • @trickytreyperfected1482
    @trickytreyperfected1482 6 лет назад +4234

    "Drinky, Bitey, Stupid, *Sam* , and Boring"
    *Sam Intensifies*

    • @thisaccountsucks3225
      @thisaccountsucks3225 5 лет назад +272

      Cant wait to marry drinky

    • @FeyPax
      @FeyPax 5 лет назад +283

      I cried. Boring is my husband

    • @thisaccountsucks3225
      @thisaccountsucks3225 5 лет назад +42

      NoobBot 6000 * goggles*

    • @yotsubaed
      @yotsubaed 5 лет назад +210

      Sam doesn't have an adjective to describe him. He's just....Sam.
      Which I can confirm.

    • @violetagonzalez2902
      @violetagonzalez2902 5 лет назад +59

      @@FeyPax BORING DESERVES BETTER >:((((

  • @supadupanupanoob7401
    @supadupanupanoob7401 4 года назад +398

    *you can’t date krobus* “One day you will me be mine” forbidden love story

  • @JessIsSketch
    @JessIsSketch 6 лет назад +7327

    "Well we're not gonna deal with this any longer"
    "Wanna bet? I can erase your memories, *_I own you_* "

    • @loriel1907
      @loriel1907 5 лет назад +164

      Sound like devil 😂😂😂

    • @Zemog23
      @Zemog23 5 лет назад +4

      OMG IM YOUR 1K LIKER!

    • @db5094
      @db5094 5 лет назад +4

      @@Zemog23 clap clap lmao

    • @Zemog23
      @Zemog23 5 лет назад +2

      I’m da best now

    • @ritabiggers
      @ritabiggers 5 лет назад +2

      I love your picture!

  • @nekoz4984
    @nekoz4984 5 лет назад +1488

    "I thought you were different than other men"
    "Yeah I'm much worse"

    • @fengthao3608
      @fengthao3608 3 года назад +25

      dayum! I was dying when he said that!

  • @emily408
    @emily408 4 года назад +155

    “Didn’t expect to see all your boyfriends in one place did you”
    Well actually I’m not surprised my good sir. Considering 2 of you are literally best friends and Shane’s probably always at Harvey’s office for drinking too much, I’m a little shocked it didn’t happen SOONER

  • @hoiquality2949
    @hoiquality2949 6 лет назад +2186

    "You can't weasel your way out of this one, mumps."
    *Wanna bet?*

    • @MichaMundy
      @MichaMundy 6 лет назад +51

      visit shrines, erase all memories :)

    • @trevorabbott3173
      @trevorabbott3173 6 лет назад

      HOiQuality i loved that

    • @edgy_niko5218
      @edgy_niko5218 6 лет назад

      Someone erase my memories so I can laugh at it again!

  • @voxeI_wave
    @voxeI_wave 6 лет назад +3808

    "I need you to be my girlfriend."
    "Here, hold this."
    "Can you give this to your sister for me?"
    "Bad news for you!"
    "One day, you *will* be mine."
    Help I can't stop laughing

    • @jackybug6195
      @jackybug6195 6 лет назад +37

      The last 1 especially

    • @jaybrick75
      @jaybrick75 4 года назад +4

      The only other person I've seen who's name is spelled like mine

    • @EnderalRocks
      @EnderalRocks 4 года назад +19

      Krobus 😍😍😍 what a hunk

    • @MrChummington
      @MrChummington 4 года назад

      Here in stardew valley money first and then girls

  • @maedream9447
    @maedream9447 4 года назад +156

    "Hayley likes coconuts because she finds them relatable" AHHHHHHHHH fucking ended her in one sentence

  • @MV96_
    @MV96_ 6 лет назад +4152

    “Sebastian likes blood but he’ll have to settle for sashimi” …🤣

  • @elijahadams5165
    @elijahadams5165 6 лет назад +2105

    "Oh hey ladies you should check out the saloon big party going on" I'm dying.

  • @filliaa3661
    @filliaa3661 4 года назад +1831

    'We're not gonna put up with your abuse any longer!'
    "I can just erase your memories, *I own you* "
    Omg Mumps giving me bad omniscience vibes😱

    • @destinyfxs4160
      @destinyfxs4160 3 года назад +52

      I laughed so hard when he said that like damn

    • @alixer2890
      @alixer2890 3 года назад +40

      Mumps created the universe with the express purpose of making the like 32 people in it suffer

  • @bethanyruiz6693
    @bethanyruiz6693 6 лет назад +2225

    “You’re not worth my time” “neither are books apparently” LMAOOO POOR ALEX

    • @eduardokaram3998
      @eduardokaram3998 6 лет назад +5

      I don't get it

    • @valterestevao1182
      @valterestevao1182 6 лет назад +56

      duds
      Maybe someone is not smart enough

    • @bloom55cookie
      @bloom55cookie 6 лет назад +4

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Dorunek
      @Dorunek 6 лет назад +32

      +duds he basically called alex retarded

    • @DaiSy-fs9hr
      @DaiSy-fs9hr 3 года назад +2

      There's a lot of things worth Alex' time. Like his parents. To bad he didn't get to do that either

  • @decemberferret
    @decemberferret 6 лет назад +2189

    "im just glad my girlfriends arent here"

    • @Sky-Daddy
      @Sky-Daddy 4 года назад +30

      Guess he forgot to dump his points into charisma...

    • @kheona2mincraftboi935
      @kheona2mincraftboi935 4 года назад +3

      I just f word in real life because of you

    • @Sky-Daddy
      @Sky-Daddy 4 года назад +8

      @@kheona2mincraftboi935 you sound like a virgin, you shouldn't be here.
      What's wrong with having girlfriends?

    • @lexthehex4730
      @lexthehex4730 4 года назад +3

      《 SimplyToxic 》 Lmfao

    • @skookay3205
      @skookay3205 4 года назад +2

      @@Sky-Daddy lol

  • @iwoneczkaiwoneczka
    @iwoneczkaiwoneczka 4 года назад +104

    The Old Mariner when he sees mumps: Ah sh*t here we go again

  • @billcipher147
    @billcipher147 6 лет назад +1198

    "I can't bear to see you" *stands in front of her* "Well... is _this_ helping?"

    • @StarrySkys
      @StarrySkys 5 лет назад +1

      GG you made me laugh

  • @5persondude
    @5persondude 6 лет назад +12469

    "Now what do I do?"
    Marry the *_TRUE_* waifu of Stardew Valley...
    Linus

    • @Ash-le7ye
      @Ash-le7ye 5 лет назад +76

      Lol

    • @StarrySkys
      @StarrySkys 5 лет назад +268

      I wish

    • @hayley2001
      @hayley2001 5 лет назад +465

      You're wrong it's George

    • @rebellerebelle4038
      @rebellerebelle4038 5 лет назад +529

      i value him because he's that guy who saving you each time when you lose hp in the mine

    • @johnknapp952
      @johnknapp952 5 лет назад +14

      @@xinci1587 Sorry, but not MILF enough!

  • @thethirdwheeler9609
    @thethirdwheeler9609 3 года назад +198

    Shane’s dialogue broke my goddamn heart chicken husband I will love you forever

  • @klejstibicaku4247
    @klejstibicaku4247 6 лет назад +2998

    Laughed way too hard at the Krobus part : " One day you will be mine " .

    • @SasukeUchiha723
      @SasukeUchiha723 6 лет назад +73

      then immediately divorced!

    • @mah1na
      @mah1na 6 лет назад +54

      I love my shadow sewer son.

    • @liurabaum8746
      @liurabaum8746 6 лет назад +2

      hahahaahah sale

    • @liurabaum8746
      @liurabaum8746 6 лет назад +5

      I mean same, goddamn phone 😂

    • @nyabis8044
      @nyabis8044 5 лет назад +17

      Klejsti Biçaku
      Funny that now in the most recent update you can have Krobus as a roommate!

  • @Sknotty
    @Sknotty 6 лет назад +3687

    "I can erase your memories. I *_own_* you."
    I'm dYING

  • @Alejandro_One_and_Only
    @Alejandro_One_and_Only 3 года назад +52

    dude, no this is comedic gold, you are just a heartless monster with the perfect and most horrendous thing to say and i love it, the way you can just crush each and every one of them is brutal

  • @Blacklist775
    @Blacklist775 5 лет назад +936

    “I didn’t trick you. You do love me thats why it hurts so much.”
    Best stardew valley quote.

  • @MLew0032
    @MLew0032 6 лет назад +2257

    Haley likes coconuts because she finds them relatable LOL

  • @dreamiinotdream730
    @dreamiinotdream730 3 года назад +173

    I feel like there should be a cutscene where the guys and girls get together to expose you. Maybe even making it impossible to date them ever again even after erasing their memories as they get a sense of deja vu that makes them adverse to the idea of being with the player.

    • @wa6488
      @wa6488 8 месяцев назад

      YES

  • @sushicat3576
    @sushicat3576 5 лет назад +3136

    Once I gave a diamond to Abigail and this is what she said: "How did you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!" 😂

    • @secretnames7414
      @secretnames7414 5 лет назад +84

      Some Rando Doing Gacha My favorite part about dating her

    • @omnibeta1876
      @omnibeta1876 4 года назад +350

      Abigail apparently eats all of the items in her Liked list...
      This includes Diamonds, Quartz, Earth Crystals, and pretty much everything in Universal Likes, except for Vegetables

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson 4 года назад +95

      painful cromch

    • @sickgirlwren
      @sickgirlwren 3 года назад +26

      @@secretnames7414 same that’s the reason i married her my first time playing and now i marry her every time i play

    • @randomgirlonline2147
      @randomgirlonline2147 3 года назад +27

      @@omnibeta1876 she literally ate everything but her vegs

  • @thelostone7512
    @thelostone7512 5 лет назад +557

    "I can't bear to see you..."
    *Stands right in front of her*
    "Is this helping?"
    I'm dead

  • @swepli
    @swepli 4 года назад +35

    I could not stop laughing at this. Too many hilarious lines.
    - "As far as marriage candidates go, we have..."
    - "I am, I'm much worse."
    - "I own you."
    - -"now I have to face each day knowing it was all a lie."- "And that makes me feel better."
    - -"you can't weasel your way out of this one."- "Wanna bet?"
    - -"I can't bear to see you." _stands in front of her_ "Does this make it any better?"
    And the fact that he's so CALMLY saying all of this, it's too much for me.

  • @LetsSaboogi
    @LetsSaboogi 6 лет назад +561

    I actually can't stop laughing, "I already went through this with the other half of the town," help me breathe

  • @haremfanatic1014
    @haremfanatic1014 6 лет назад +2153

    Think this is bad?
    Imagine if all their memories returned, all the pain, the torture and heartache this monster has caused them and their town.
    While Mumps is merely smiling.

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 6 лет назад +267

      Fair point. Everyone is a parent of two kids. Who was divorced neurolized and the kids were turned into doves.

    • @aJoats
      @aJoats 6 лет назад +185

      @@supergluehotty And they all appear to be functionally immortal- so this groundhog day'esk horror show will continue to torment them.

    • @AnimaVox_
      @AnimaVox_ 6 лет назад +49

      @@aJoats I have no mouth, and I must scream.

    • @SakuraPottage
      @SakuraPottage 6 лет назад +60

      Wait until ConcernedApe makes the old age and death update.

    • @geraldpopinski5650
      @geraldpopinski5650 6 лет назад +2

      fun

  • @awesomeblb3407
    @awesomeblb3407 4 года назад +56

    I love that when he is talking about the dating candidates Sam is the only one he actually calls by there name

    • @rommelcandiani6358
      @rommelcandiani6358 2 года назад +5

      Being named sam is bad enough
      No need to add more insults

  • @StormyGeddon
    @StormyGeddon 6 лет назад +1663

    I love how this channel started out as a cool place for Stardew Valley tips and over time has slowly morphed into a VERY fascinating psychological profile of DangerouslyFunny XD XD XD

  • @LumeanTV
    @LumeanTV 5 лет назад +1003

    "One day you will be mine"
    Kurbos: Chuckles *I'm in danger*

    • @raviyien6560
      @raviyien6560 4 года назад +29

      *Krobus And honestly, that made me laugh way too hard xD

    • @AmberMaytions
      @AmberMaytions 4 года назад +39

      “No DF, you can’t date the ghost that lives in the sewer. You’re not his type.”

  • @smaragdchaos
    @smaragdchaos 3 года назад +61

    4:19 gotta love how Shane is drinking and jumping at the same time lol, such a little care in life

  • @anniehoneycomb7105
    @anniehoneycomb7105 6 лет назад +593

    “I didn’t trick you, you DO love me. That’s why it hurts so much”- quote from the ultimate playa bible

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 6 лет назад +4

      For some reason he reminded me of Carl the Llama at that moment. The fact that he sounds like him probably helps.

  • @timmcc6899
    @timmcc6899 6 лет назад +1960

    I'm disappointed really. I was hoping that scene in the pub would turn into a pub brawl.

    • @arnowisp6244
      @arnowisp6244 6 лет назад +395

      5 gay men engaged in a pub brawl. NSFW.

    • @CasmirJeyss
      @CasmirJeyss 6 лет назад +177

      actually there are 6 guys.... so even more NSFW ^^

    • @nonyabiddnuss4848
      @nonyabiddnuss4848 6 лет назад +229

      @@arnowisp6244 "...I think we've come to a decision...isn't that right boys?"
      *BRAZZERS*

    • @peerie
      @peerie 6 лет назад +38

      @@nonyabiddnuss4848 a very good start for hentai

    • @kennethwilliams2157
      @kennethwilliams2157 5 лет назад +10

      Me:(Sees and wants to join)Wanna bet,Boys?
      Sam:(Oh god its annabelle)
      Clint:Wait I still have her geode..
      Me:(takes it)
      (Gets severely strong afterwards...Mumps is also half beaten to death)

  • @FourthDerivative
    @FourthDerivative 4 года назад +68

    "You can't date Krobus"
    Why even live

  • @gics4835
    @gics4835 6 лет назад +1011

    “Haley likes coco nuts because she finds them relatable” AHAHAH THIS HAD ME DYING

  • @paytonisdying
    @paytonisdying 6 лет назад +2950

    "Yeah, I'd definitely have to go at that point. Stroke, heart attack, anything to get me out." That's a MOOD

    • @ellerieyay6476
      @ellerieyay6476 6 лет назад +7

      paytonisdying MEEEEEEEE

    • @drewtime1
      @drewtime1 6 лет назад +11

      B I G M O O D

    • @laltanpuia2619
      @laltanpuia2619 6 лет назад +1

      paytonisdying question..... How is that a mood??

    • @treymtz
      @treymtz 6 лет назад

      Disgusting

    • @DaemosDaen
      @DaemosDaen 6 лет назад +26

      Wouldn't work anyway, the Doctor's right there.

  • @Starmadien2019
    @Starmadien2019 3 года назад +29

    There should be a secret ending where if you date all the men and women all at the same time, you get a cutscene where the whole town confronts you are kicked out of town.

    • @PeakWrkz
      @PeakWrkz 3 года назад +4

      im new to this game and i searched Stardew valley tips and got r34 instead

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 3 года назад +1

      @@PeakWrkz yeah that'll happen nothing is safe on the internet.

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 3 года назад +1

      @@PeakWrkz yeah that'll happen nothing is safe on the internet.

    • @VenusAss
      @VenusAss 5 месяцев назад

      @@PeakWrkzbro 💀

  • @hogmeat4701
    @hogmeat4701 6 лет назад +818

    Shane: Now my last shred of hope is gone
    Me: Hold my beer

    • @MegamanXfan21xx
      @MegamanXfan21xx 6 лет назад +126

      "Hey, what happened to my beer?"
      "Well... You really shouldn't have asked me to hold it. "

    • @benny1118
      @benny1118 6 лет назад +74

      My heart shattered at Shane’s reaction

    • @ourobunko
      @ourobunko 6 лет назад +8

      Give Shane the beer

  • @Bluebell_Youtube
    @Bluebell_Youtube 5 лет назад +2485

    "and penny loves melons because..."
    me: don't say it...
    "everyone loves melons"
    me: way to stay family friendly

    • @theundertaker7287
      @theundertaker7287 5 лет назад +79

      Penny is my wife on the game I think that he's treating her bad she had such a horrible life 💔

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 5 лет назад +57

      It’s a reasonable response because melons (the food not the private parts) are tasty

    • @el_teodoro
      @el_teodoro 4 года назад +13

      @@missingindy ??????????????????????????????????????????

    • @cassidyb9786
      @cassidyb9786 4 года назад +90

      @@el_teodoro tiddies bro

    • @el_teodoro
      @el_teodoro 4 года назад +16

      @@cassidyb9786 I know but still he didn't had to specify it 😂

  • @4smereka
    @4smereka 4 года назад +34

    “Are you happy now?”
    “Well I gotta do the girls first!” Lmao

  • @cameronliu11
    @cameronliu11 6 лет назад +1069

    Honestly being set back to 8 hearts is a pretty light punishment. I thought it would be much harsher, like when you tell Penny that you "hate kids" in the 8-heart event.

    • @erickpoorbaugh6728
      @erickpoorbaugh6728 6 лет назад +295

      Yeah, I was expecting it to boot you right back to 0 hearts. If it was realistic, it would put you in the negative (I suspect most people IRL would be more favorably disposed towards a complete stranger than towards someone who played them like that).

    • @eldritchskye2608
      @eldritchskye2608 6 лет назад +133

      and also when you say that Penny is only a friend to you (10 hearts event). That punishes you for 6 hearts

    • @cameronliu11
      @cameronliu11 6 лет назад +183

      Yeah, honestly I would've liked Concerned Ape to keep up with the punishing choices, but I suppose I understand why he didn't make this event very punishing. Since most people with old save files got everyone to 10 hearts for the sake of wanting to be a 100% Completionist, it would be unfair to those who did this in the past to be punished now.

    • @shanoonss9178
      @shanoonss9178 6 лет назад +15

      Yeah but you can't really talk to any of them

    • @John6-40
      @John6-40 6 лет назад +45

      openity - Exactly. Can you ever talk to them again, or are they permanently mad? If so, that kinda breaks the marriage part of the game.

  • @agamingenigma6116
    @agamingenigma6116 5 лет назад +387

    Mumps: Gets dumped by half the town.
    Mumps: Gets achievment, "Beloved Farmer"
    Also Mumps: "Hermory Demory your memories are in my custody."

  • @nika69
    @nika69 3 года назад +19

    4:54
    "MY OWN PERSONAL BENEFIT" IM CRYIN G

  • @ritabiggers
    @ritabiggers 5 лет назад +419

    “On the Male side we have, Drinky, Bitey, Stupid, Sam, Wrighty, and boring. On the Female side, we have Artsy, Crazy, Booky, Weirdo, Goggles, and Idiot Stick.”

    • @ocupersgmail
      @ocupersgmail 4 года назад +33

      the subtitles called haey the "idiot dicks" XD

  • @verucasalt4535
    @verucasalt4535 6 лет назад +1618

    He said it, "It's nice of you to visit." He can't take that back -- I busted out laughing at this ... X-D

  • @depressedJ.
    @depressedJ. 3 года назад +16

    "I thought you were different from other men"
    "I am, Much worse"
    Best line i've ever heard

  • @kevinz2738
    @kevinz2738 5 лет назад +266

    "I can erase you memories, I own you."
    Welp, this is some Undertale level creepy sheet.

  • @Qeisama
    @Qeisama 6 лет назад +1077

    "I thought you're different from other men"
    I am. *I'm much worse*
    I. AM. WEAK 😂😂😂

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 лет назад +4

      Qeisama I'm, Not, Weak! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

    • @Qeisama
      @Qeisama 6 лет назад +2

      TheJediSonic _cue_ *Theme of Infinite*

  • @stannosaurus
    @stannosaurus 4 года назад +25

    Him: gives everyone else great nicknames
    Sam: what am I to you?

  • @coolorangefox4073
    @coolorangefox4073 6 лет назад +1508

    This was obviously made for you Dangerously Funny XD

    • @cameracookie3505
      @cameracookie3505 6 лет назад +144

      I was thinking the same thing, do you think ConcernedApe watches his videos?

    • @morkthecar
      @morkthecar 6 лет назад +66

      Y e s .
      EDIT: 56 LIKES? W H A T T H E F U F .

    • @TheMindofagenius1
      @TheMindofagenius1 6 лет назад +121

      i feel like ConcernedApe is lowkey teaching him a lesson xD

    • @DGARedRaven
      @DGARedRaven 6 лет назад +55

      This is so. damn. targeted, it has to be :D

    • @PhaethonCrafts
      @PhaethonCrafts 6 лет назад +62

      I dated the entire town before I married someone. Look I wanted the blue chickens and to see all the cutscenes before I inevitability married Sebastian for the billionth time.

  • @dracovath
    @dracovath 4 года назад +18

    Leah:"I thought you were different from the other men"
    Him:"I am, I'm much worse"

  • @emollia6682
    @emollia6682 6 лет назад +148

    "I thought you were different than other men..." "I am. I'm much worse" I CRIED

  • @TheCaliMack
    @TheCaliMack 6 лет назад +1881

    *_ONE DAY YOU WILL BE MINE_*

    • @RentonBrax
      @RentonBrax 6 лет назад +65

      Krobus is the best wife.

    • @fanboypotion4412
      @fanboypotion4412 6 лет назад +5

      Renton Brax or husband?

    • @xXsm9sh9Xx
      @xXsm9sh9Xx 6 лет назад +9

      i laughed way too hard at that part

    • @determineddaaf3
      @determineddaaf3 6 лет назад +2

      xXFanboyX x, Krobus probably has both genders, or none.

  • @Veronicz
    @Veronicz 4 года назад +11

    4:29 "So that was dumped by 5 people all at once. That's a new record for me." Well, you have to have dated somebody to be have been dumped by somebody.

  • @crashkojote5627
    @crashkojote5627 6 лет назад +160

    "You can't weasel yourself out of this one!"
    "Wanna bet?"
    If that had been a choice to say: Priceless

    • @Corwin256
      @Corwin256 6 лет назад +2

      We need a mod just for that

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 6 лет назад +745

    >Dumped by five people
    He forgot about Harvey. It's a pretty easy mistake.

    • @RedLilyCat
      @RedLilyCat 6 лет назад +26

      Cocoa Plays Harvey is my favorite, poor guy!

    • @RaynmanPlays
      @RaynmanPlays 6 лет назад

      As doctors go, I prefer this one:
      ruclips.net/video/0zILZJsLYhI/видео.html

    • @Murmarine
      @Murmarine 6 лет назад +9

      Cocoa Plays Imagine if he would give you somekind of sickness for a few days out of revange.

    • @RaynmanPlays
      @RaynmanPlays 6 лет назад +7

      Murmarine Daniel I think you're more likely to get that from Leah.

    • @DragoonBB
      @DragoonBB 6 лет назад +1

      Who's Harvey?

  • @mysunflowers7
    @mysunflowers7 3 года назад +15

    When he called Harvey boring I immediately wanted to throw hands 😂

    • @carlysimpson9518
      @carlysimpson9518 3 года назад +7

      SERIOUSLY like he’s adorable and he just likes planes PLUS his marriage dialogue is so sweet 🥺

    • @mysunflowers7
      @mysunflowers7 3 года назад +2

      @@carlysimpson9518 I know and that mustache is EVERYTHING

  • @bneeps
    @bneeps 4 года назад +321

    "Sebastian likes blood, but he's gonna have to settle for sashimi."
    I'm gonna call Sebastian Bitey now.

  • @CloudySkies17695
    @CloudySkies17695 6 лет назад +347

    It’s like the creator KNEW of your existence.

    • @rubyaura9776
      @rubyaura9776 6 лет назад +1

      CloudySkies17695 that seems to be a definite possibility. DF is pretty big in the Stardew Valley Community.

  • @AlexPerez-tv1zg
    @AlexPerez-tv1zg 4 года назад +10

    “Haley likes coconuts cuz she finds them relatable”
    *Oof size: L A R G E*

  • @HeeminGaminStation
    @HeeminGaminStation 6 лет назад +200

    "HOW'S THAT BOOK COMING ALONG!?"

  • @blueoceancorporations1019
    @blueoceancorporations1019 6 лет назад +773

    6:22 There could not have been a better time for that achievement.

  • @memcrem
    @memcrem 3 месяца назад +1

    "I think it's about time we come to a decision!"
    *Mayor Lewis walks by the river and sees mumps floating in it*

  • @izcreamy
    @izcreamy 6 лет назад +804

    When Dangerously Funny becomes the ultimate player

    • @aaa-dj9bx
      @aaa-dj9bx 6 лет назад +2

      The Glitter Gamer Super Kawaii! *How to no longer be a virgin if your a gamer*

    • @izcreamy
      @izcreamy 6 лет назад

      Joel Singh XD

  • @Blue-rz1cv
    @Blue-rz1cv 6 лет назад +666

    Krobus: *one day you will be mine*

  • @mollytaylor8122
    @mollytaylor8122 4 года назад +16

    1:32 "Aaand Penny likes melons because everybody likes melons!"
    But I'm deathly allergic to melons...

    • @yourmotherhehe8148
      @yourmotherhehe8148 2 года назад

      like universal loves in game-
      ps. i know this is a joke lmfao im just saying

  • @astresengine
    @astresengine 6 лет назад +455

    You could say this was... *Pierre* pressure.
    ok i’ll see myself out now

  • @gaymer2574
    @gaymer2574 5 лет назад +210

    You're all gonna start dating each other?
    "Yes..."
    "Absolutely!"

  • @rach3L04
    @rach3L04 4 года назад +7

    “Are you happy now?”
    “Not yet I have to do the girls first”
    XD

  • @Beoohwbdkfohwn
    @Beoohwbdkfohwn 5 лет назад +735

    Shane honestly broke my heart... But this is hilarious otherwise! XD

    • @Edelrasterin
      @Edelrasterin 4 года назад +71

      Yess! I laughed tears .. but poor Shane :( His only chance for luck in life gone. I feel him.

  • @Asyipyip
    @Asyipyip 6 лет назад +101

    “I... I thought you were different than other men...”
    “I am. I’m much worse.”
    I lost it.

  • @misteral9045
    @misteral9045 6 лет назад +179

    When Mumps saw the breadth of his town, he wept, for there were no more people to seduce and divorce.

    • @psibomber
      @psibomber 6 лет назад

      Like Alexander the Great Lmao this needs to be higher xD

  • @CaspiDrako
    @CaspiDrako 6 лет назад +362

    I like how sam was just sam when he was saying all the single people

    • @thecatface8255
      @thecatface8255 6 лет назад +59

      Because it's Sam

    • @tarniabook3076
      @tarniabook3076 5 лет назад +21

      It's because Sam's name is already an insult by itself.

    • @mikan3762
      @mikan3762 5 лет назад

      @@tarniabook3076 what does he mean when he calls him sam? i do not unterstand :,v

    • @yotsubaed
      @yotsubaed 5 лет назад

      Sam doesn't have an adjective to describe him. He's just....Sam.
      Which I can confirm.

  • @nimishshinde7517
    @nimishshinde7517 7 месяцев назад +2

    I cant believe that this game is this old. I am watching in 2024 after 1.6 update.

  • @davidobryan9383
    @davidobryan9383 6 лет назад +208

    "Haley likes coconuts because she finds them relatable." LOL

  • @karliehatcher
    @karliehatcher 6 лет назад +364

    Lmaoo "Ladies this is normal" hahaha nice. I don't have the heart to do this in my own game.

  • @Sp3ckie
    @Sp3ckie 3 года назад +6

    Harvey: “You tricked all of us thinking we loved you!”
    “I didn’t trick you, you do love me. That’s why it hurts so much.”
    I CACKLED BRO LMFAOO

  • @oopsydaisy5923
    @oopsydaisy5923 4 года назад +77

    “for once im at a loss for words” “yeah how’s that book coming along” IM CRYING LMFAO

  • @atarangi-qy5wb
    @atarangi-qy5wb 6 лет назад +221

    "I... I thought you were different than other men"
    I am I'm much worse-DF 2018

  • @snowdragon0638
    @snowdragon0638 3 года назад +12

    I love how DF implicates the villagers likes and stereotypes, it’s funny to me. Especially Emily and Sebastian, “crazy and vampire”.
    *On the male side we have,*
    Drinky- Shane-
    ‘And shockingly, Shane likes beer because it really makes his life better’
    Bitey- Sebastian
    ‘Sebastian likes blood, but he’s gonna have to settle for sashimi’
    Stupid- Alex
    ‘Alex likes a Complete Breakfast’
    Sam- Sam
    ‘Sam’s all about that pizza’
    Writey- Elliot
    ‘For some reason Elliot really likes pomegranates’
    Boring- Harvey
    ‘Harvey gets it, he loves coffee’
    _________________________________
    *And for the Females we have,*
    Artsy- Leah
    ‘Leah likes Salad cause she’s one of those’
    Crazy- Emily
    ‘Emily likes wool, fresh off the sheep’
    Bulky- Penny
    ‘And Penny loves melon cause everyone loves melons’
    Weirdo- Abigail
    ‘Abigail likes a gem that matches her hair’
    Goggles- Maru
    ‘Maru likes battery packs and I don’t know why’
    Idiot Stick- Haley
    ‘Haley likes coconuts cause she finds them relatable’