When the guy who regularly uploads videos of divorcing wives and turning kids into doves because he's bored warns, "It's probably gonna be a lot more inappropriate than my other videos," then you know it's gonna be good.
Is there a mod where everyone in Stardew Valley transforms into Pam so you can get married, but divorce her several times and then burn then whole town down?
Did you know that in the original game, when entering jas's bedroom, if you look at the dollhouse it says something like"the whole family is gathered around the dinner table, except for grandpa, who is for some reason under the bed" 😬😬
@@myaava6608 I think it's a reference to mayor Lewis sneaking around to fuck marnie. So he'd hide under her bed whilst waiting for people to leave so he can sneak out
I think it’d be a fun idea to have the whole town be a yandere. Like, if you decided to befriend everyone and started to get friendlier to one of the townsfolk. The others will start acting creepy.
Really though I've seen people play a lot of yandere mods but they should try to have multiple yanderes at once or like you said have a mod where everyone is a yandere more specifically all the bachelors and bachelorettes since it makes it more interesting.
So it is a few years but I still feel like saying this for anyone whom might find it later on in the future: so long as this video remains. I feel like this mod is meant to show how desperate one can get after a traumatic experience. What we know about Jas in the base game is: 1 - Her parents are dead. She reveals this in a random convo in the game. 2 - She is being taken care of by a drunk whom WE as the player have to fix before they get better. 3 - Her other caretaker, her Aunt Marnie, is too busy running her ranch to properly take notice of her - though we are all sure she tries her best. 4 - Vincent is the only other child around her age with the next closest being either Haley or Abigail. 5 - While everyone in town is bound to be nice to the two only kids; everyone is bound to be busy and not give them too much attention knowing that their little valley is for the most part safe with common sense. When you combine all of these together, this mod seems to push little Jas to a breaking point for her own young mind. She is nearly neglected emotionally - is well aware of the loss of her parents - and more than likely has no one she can relate or connect too as even Vincent has a more stable family life than she does. Which helps show why she wanders somewhat so far away to be alone so much, she has no one to really be with. This mod makes the player, whom she suspects will be like the others, act differently towards her and allows her to feel like she finally has someone she can connect to. And this is the messed up part - as most whom are emotionally starved act like leeches the moment they get a bite. Becoming slowly more and more obsessive the closer they feel to them. Though of course this does take it to the extreme which is what makes it funny and entertaining for her to be a creepy...what? 5-9 year old? It's just fascinating how she is the perfect target for this form of psychological effect to take place. Would be weird if she had a perfect life and just turned Yandere.
Yeah, but its also about context. Who looks at the kids in Stardew Valley and asks? What if I made their scenario so much worse and the child fall for the player and become a lazy anime trope.
@@cattoanddoggo I think most of them write from their personal experiences of all the fucked up shit they’ve seen/been through but yea unfortunately there’s definitely a lot of those too
I think it'd be cool if you could choose to play on a limited time farm and people would age and shit. I played one harvest moon game where that kinda happened and it was actually really cool.
George and Evelyn would be the first to die, then the guild guys and Lewis, then Pam and Linus. Edit: i didnt see the time this comment was made, been years.
I’ve always found it disappointing for the fact that you can’t turn your children into serfs and the fact they they don’t grow past their toddler years.
This needs to be the next thing with Stardew's next big update. I played a lot of FoMT Harvest Moon as a kid and while I didn't reach the point where I married someone, I really like that your farm animals can just die of old age.
Literally man, this video is like 4 years old but it got recommended to me since ive gotten in to Stardew Valley again and this is weird as hell. I hope the creator of the mod atleast went in to therapy or something cause this aint normal
Jas is secretly just Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club and has been discretely influencing all of our friendships in Stardew Valley. just Monika...
*Stardew Valley RUclipsrs:* We’ve beaten all the monsters on the list many times over! *Jas:* Look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power. _The hair doesn’t even lie: _*_Jas is powerful._*
So I'm only just now watching this. Yay 2019. So as of right now I am at the Field Trip and did anyone else notice Jas's eyes changed when she mentioned Penny and the tree and keeping it a secret?
Ryan Curry, Chemistry student Answered Nov 24, 2015 Several sources claim that most arsenic salts are tasteless, but may change the flavor of a food they contaminate (bitterness is often reported). One symptom of arsenic poisoning (like other metal poisonings) is a metallic taste in the mouth.
I'm rewatching these and like everyone is saying the person that made this mod definitely needs to be on a watch list. It's already weird they made a yandere child and even more creepy that she is romantically attracted to you WHEN SHE'S PROBABLY SIX OR SEVEN.
@@olivercharles2930 I'm serious. Whoever made this mod is probably a adult and decided to make a mod about a yandere 7 year old girl who may or may not be romantically interested in the player. This mod is weird and disturbing and they should be on a watch list since I feel like this could say something about the individual that made it.
@@Office_chair Call me ignorant, but I don't think making an edgy/creepy mod truly means the individual is a pedophile or whatever you imply. One of DF's videos has a mod that lets you grind up NPCs and turn them into seeds. I don't think the guy behind this mod is a psychopath who should be put on a watchlist.
I watched this before seeing what Jas actually looks like in game and had to pause for a few moments to make sure I wasn't losing it. I need to get more sleep.
The creator of this mod needs to be on some sort of list somewhere
Grandmaster, I read about you in the Assassin Logbook,
He’s on like 5 lists and one of them is a list of registered sex offenders from Ohio.
@@focalpoint._ is that real??
@@focalpoint._ hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Somewhere...
everyone in town has a huge problem with you and Jas but they wont say anything because you are literally the local economy
Especially Lewis, since he's one making golden statues of himself with the towns money.
If Lewis wasn't spending all the town money, that town would be rich from all of that divorce
Lol u sure about that? Good luck I'm all out
That is accurate
YESSS
"Would you please brush my hair?"
"God, No."
*Brushes hair*
Lol
*proceeds to brush hair*
he was so causal about it lol
So is he a...
*puts on sunglasses*
groomer?
lmao
"Auntie said everything tastes better if you put a bit of yourself into it!"
Oh Jesus Mary and Joseph
every day we stray further from god
Girl: this soup is lacking something..
Me: lemme add some secret ingredients...
*hand slowly reaching to the crotch
Murasame Walker WTF
Murasame Walker 😂😂😂
If you guys are confused which of herself she placed in the cake...
The hint is "Metalic taste".
DO YA LIKE JAS
cinnamoncat best comment 😂😂😂
comment of the day
cinnamoncat Ah no mom!
GO HOME
ya leik jazz
"Okay, now that no one's clicked away lets go find Jas and get started"
this is exactly why I love this channel
Alyssa C He knows us so well lmao
He does
yes but that is getting less and less every year
atur chomicz what do you mean?
ikr
Fun fact! Blood can be used as an egg substitute in recipes, like baked goods!
^ this is the kinda thing that raises questions that we didn't need to ask.
How would you know?
Better question, do we really want to know how he knows?
DoomShadowe I'm assuming the internet in this case.
You answered your own question lol
When the guy who regularly uploads videos of divorcing wives and turning kids into doves because he's bored warns, "It's probably gonna be a lot more inappropriate than my other videos," then you know it's gonna be good.
*yes*
This is perfect
Ik
ChiralKyle it’s the best part.
don't forget that one time he literally put the townsfolk into a meat grinder
"It's too bad we don't have George around, he loves steep slopes."
I audibly snorted.
i heard this as i read it and did the same rthing roiewhrliewjlrpeuwdprfyweo[ifyhed;ilky rtedlyh podehpoghrept
8:26, if it helps
Hey george, going for a “sit” around the neighborhood?!
Sorry, it was really hard to pay attention to the video with all those sirens im hearing. Hmm, odd.
CurlsOfDbrave underrated comment
*Knock knock knock* FBI OPEN UP!
The FBI don't knock unless it's with a good swift kick or a bettering ram. 😀
Ohhhhh
So they were not in the video ?
Ohhhhhh
Yeah, I heard them too
"It's hard keeping track of these kids"
There's 2 of them. And you want to be a teacher
Ok kids lets go scuba diving for large rocks
The creator of this mod probably listens to the sex offender shuffle on repeat
its his theme song
I am getting "I am a registered sex offender, I stuck my dick into a blender" vibes from this
@@justsomenumpty thank you for reminding me about that song
He’s got a cameo in it
@@bennyk384 so does the priest at my local catholic church
Todays topic DIVORCE.
But that's the topic almost every day.
TrevorIsIn That's why we love this channel
Well, you make a good point.
XD
Is there a mod where everyone in Stardew Valley transforms into Pam so you can get married, but divorce her several times and then burn then whole town down?
I would love to have that mod! :0
ROFL
Why does this mod not already exist?
ThatGuyEli there should be like one villager who's not pam and mentions it all the time
Let's make it a real dlc
"Okay, I already want to turn her into a dove. I've had enough of this interaction"
It doesn't seem that DF is noticing the subtle changes in Jas' portrait during some of her dialogue, like in the four heart event.
XanfireX1 Yeah, her eyes get darker at certain points
It really adds to the whole experience and gives new meaning to her dialogue.
Time stamp of an example is 7:05 for anyone wondering!!!
I forgot Jas existed rip
Honestly we all did
*_I didn't know she existed in the first place_*
She was the last person I maxed out hearts with
I only knew she existed because I would go to marnie’s almost everyday to give Shane beer and pizza
This mod is why you should forget
"..Metallic aftertaste"
Me: "Yup.. Yup, she put blood in there."
congration!! u have guessed the correct
Did you know that in the original game, when entering jas's bedroom, if you look at the dollhouse it says something like"the whole family is gathered around the dinner table, except for grandpa, who is for some reason under the bed" 😬😬
oh wow..
did marnie kill her husband...
@@myaava6608 I think it's a reference to mayor Lewis sneaking around to fuck marnie. So he'd hide under her bed whilst waiting for people to leave so he can sneak out
@@myaava6608 its meant to be lewis with his affair with marnie
bro not even an innocent child doesn't know about their secret relationship.
I think it’d be a fun idea to have the whole town be a yandere. Like, if you decided to befriend everyone and started to get friendlier to one of the townsfolk. The others will start acting creepy.
if this isn't a fic i'll be shocked
*STARDEW BATTLE ROYALE!!!! WINNER GETS MY HAND IN MARRIAGE!!!!*
Really though I've seen people play a lot of yandere mods but they should try to have multiple yanderes at once or like you said have a mod where everyone is a yandere more specifically all the bachelors and bachelorettes since it makes it more interesting.
I need a mod, a fic, anything
There’s a good Sebastian one
"Too bad we don't have George around, because he loves steep slopes" Jesus
I bet you prefer yandere Pam
I'm sure He would prefer "Trash can Pam"
Is there such a thing as a Yandere Pam? I bet DF would install that immediately
Who wouldnt
Yandere Abigail
OH GOD NO SHE IS ALREADY NOT A FRIGGIN HUMAN
Didn't know you were into those kinds of girls dan....
T McK lolis or yanderes
both?
Just like me
Hi
T McK that is the vest tree house in the world in your profile picture
4 heart event of Jas is the 4 heart event of penny but slightly modified
Blood in a cake, this surely can't get worse right?
Red velvet? More like dead velvet.
At least she didn't cut herself a finger off and place it the cake like decoration
It could...she could have HIV or something from a blood transfusion gone wrong...and she just infected Mumps with it xD!
Aeladya That would be awesome "Kids with Aids mod"
You haven't seen anything yandere before, have you? It's going to get worse.
So it is a few years but I still feel like saying this for anyone whom might find it later on in the future: so long as this video remains.
I feel like this mod is meant to show how desperate one can get after a traumatic experience. What we know about Jas in the base game is:
1 - Her parents are dead. She reveals this in a random convo in the game.
2 - She is being taken care of by a drunk whom WE as the player have to fix before they get better.
3 - Her other caretaker, her Aunt Marnie, is too busy running her ranch to properly take notice of her - though we are all sure she tries her best.
4 - Vincent is the only other child around her age with the next closest being either Haley or Abigail.
5 - While everyone in town is bound to be nice to the two only kids; everyone is bound to be busy and not give them too much attention knowing that their little valley is for the most part safe with common sense.
When you combine all of these together, this mod seems to push little Jas to a breaking point for her own young mind. She is nearly neglected emotionally - is well aware of the loss of her parents - and more than likely has no one she can relate or connect too as even Vincent has a more stable family life than she does. Which helps show why she wanders somewhat so far away to be alone so much, she has no one to really be with.
This mod makes the player, whom she suspects will be like the others, act differently towards her and allows her to feel like she finally has someone she can connect to. And this is the messed up part - as most whom are emotionally starved act like leeches the moment they get a bite. Becoming slowly more and more obsessive the closer they feel to them. Though of course this does take it to the extreme which is what makes it funny and entertaining for her to be a creepy...what? 5-9 year old? It's just fascinating how she is the perfect target for this form of psychological effect to take place. Would be weird if she had a perfect life and just turned Yandere.
Yeah, but its also about context.
Who looks at the kids in Stardew Valley and asks? What if I made their scenario so much worse and the child fall for the player and become a lazy anime trope.
@@mudawott because some people just want to watch the world burn
@@maverickdarkrath4780 Some people just want kids to be attracted to them.
Like the person who made this mod lol
I think it's platonic... Right..? 💀
@@cattoanddoggo I think most of them write from their personal experiences of all the fucked up shit they’ve seen/been through but yea unfortunately there’s definitely a lot of those too
"Weird metallic taste"
OH MY GOD SHE KILLED PENNY
Wondering if this is a south park reference or not hmm..
@@jeremietiu5094 No actually If you Kill a Animal it will have that "Metallic Smell" or "Taste" same thing applies to Humans
@@nexemisroguelikes234 are you saying you kill humans and sniff their blood?
@@Sqraut No What the hell
@@nexemisroguelikes234 what
"Lets go scuba diving for heavy rocks!" is my new favorite insult
"Notice Me Senpai"
-Jas
“But why?”
-Senpai
"Because if you dont you might not wake up tomorrow OwO"
“Oh. Yeah ok.” - Senpai
"Now Let's F-" Jas
"FBI OPEN UP" FBI
I love how you always say “child” and not Jas like she’s a different species
OH GOD THIS IS WEIRD
124 likes but no replies?
@@blayder9766 you replied so did i
Lets bop that up to 3
4
5
I think it'd be cool if you could choose to play on a limited time farm and people would age and shit. I played one harvest moon game where that kinda happened and it was actually really cool.
CptZSLight you mean a wonderful life
It would be really cool and really sad at the same time
@@rubyaura9776 oof nuggies
George and Evelyn would be the first to die, then the guild guys and Lewis, then Pam and Linus.
Edit: i didnt see the time this comment was made, been years.
That sounds like a terrible idea
wow this is creepy as hell
And yet I can't look away!
Snotgirl is great
Yeah, it's super uncomfortable but I had to know how far some creepy dude in his apartment went after his shift at work while building this mod
It’s like a car crash. It’s so messed up, but you can’t help but watch.
I’ve always found it disappointing for the fact that you can’t turn your children into serfs and the fact they they don’t grow past their toddler years.
This needs to be the next thing with Stardew's next big update. I played a lot of FoMT Harvest Moon as a kid and while I didn't reach the point where I married someone, I really like that your farm animals can just die of old age.
@@brokenspacebar9628 pretty sure they can only die of neglect
If this really is a yandere story, can we expect someone to get maimed or killed?
Without spoiling it....You can expect that yes...
king121222 I bet
Yes yes when u least expect it
Now there is a part two and somebody dies
Yes
i was trying to thin, "does poision have a metalic taste?" Then she said the line and i just paused in horror repeating, "its blood, its blood"
"God no" "brush her hair"
"Yes, idiot? Thanks for interrupting- Yes, Jas?"
This man would be an amazing father.
Fun fact, blood is used for some recipes, like for cakes, or even in some mexico regions, for tacos (they are named moronga tacos)
Don't forget sausages.
Rare meat. Like rare steak
Okay but her new portrait is absolutely adorable
Only highlight of the mod tbh
*Eats blood cake*
"That's a taste I'm used to."
"MUMPS IS SEBASTIAN CONFIRMED."
the creator of this mod and anyone who enjoys this mod should definitely be put on a watch list
I enjoyed it before I played Stardew Valley myself and realized the age difference- Seriously, why would they make the child be like this. Gross.
@@lucilucid fr it'd be better if they were both kids
Literally man, this video is like 4 years old but it got recommended to me since ive gotten in to Stardew Valley again and this is weird as hell. I hope the creator of the mod atleast went in to therapy or something cause this aint normal
nah step further. Jail. straight up they should go to jail.... this garbage genuinely gives me the chills because of how deplorable it is
I do like it, but in that way that people like horror games. I definitely am not going to directly interact with this mod.
"Now that no one clicked away"
Omg I died
plz come to my funeral
9:49 Hi Mr. Mumps! I was just watching you sleep through your window!
The Emerald Popcorn ..
😂😂😂
Help
Was genuinely taken aback, coming back to rewatch this video and realizing its been 6 years since i was genuinely there for the release of this video.
"We're gonna go scuba diving for heavy rocks!"
I just love the snark form this channel.
i love how he says everything so nonchalantly it always catches me off guard
“Too bad George isn’t here because he loves steep slopes.”
That’s why I love this channel
so is this what the Stardew Valley iceberg warned me about
did you noticed that jas eye turn when she said 'wanted to keep it a secret'? 7:12
Jas is secretly just Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club and has been discretely influencing all of our friendships in Stardew Valley.
just Monika...
Sam Moretti JuSt JaS
I think you mean... Jas Monika
Well Played
whAAAAAA
She can be any one of them (in the spy voice)
*Stardew Valley RUclipsrs:* We’ve beaten all the monsters on the list many times over!
*Jas:* Look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power.
_The hair doesn’t even lie: _*_Jas is powerful._*
technically they are both over 100 years old.... haha.
eseul lee Wait... Tell me more, I know shit about the lore.
@@PresidentFunnyValentine Late to the party, but Mumps' game is at well past year 100
methinks you broke this up into two parts because part 2 is going to be very inappropriate.
artchic528 it’s at 69 likes. I think this is a conspiracy
94 likes now
@@jamesrobbins1756 176 now
@@PublicVoidStart909 177
@@pekkahmar1859 194
This content is so much different than what this guy does now
It's sad & true :(
I've actually been waiting for this mod to be played
What is my life anymore.
I almost inhaled my lollipop stick at the George comment
"Could you brush my hair?"
*FBI en route to Cindersnap Forest*
So I'm only just now watching this. Yay 2019. So as of right now I am at the Field Trip and did anyone else notice Jas's eyes changed when she mentioned Penny and the tree and keeping it a secret?
Me whenever I see an annoying child from now on: can I just turn them into a dove already
Ryan Curry, Chemistry student
Answered Nov 24, 2015
Several sources claim that most arsenic salts are tasteless, but may change the flavor of a food they contaminate (bitterness is often reported). One symptom of arsenic poisoning (like other metal poisonings) is a metallic taste in the mouth.
“ I can’t even read” proceeds to read her dialogue
"Aww, she fell and got hurt. That's amusing."
"Auntie said everything tastes better if you put a bit of yourself into it!" NOpE iM dOne
I LOOKED UP YANDERE JAS AS A JOKE HELP ME IM LITERALLY DYING INSIDE
“things are going from zero to creepy real fast” yeeeeeeeeeeeeah i suppose so
I miss Stardew valley content with this dude.
"Can anyone tell me what a 'natural resource' is?"
*"CHILDREN"*
i mean, hes not wrong 🤷♂️🤣
I'm rewatching these and like everyone is saying the person that made this mod definitely needs to be on a watch list.
It's already weird they made a yandere child and even more creepy that she is romantically attracted to you WHEN SHE'S PROBABLY SIX OR SEVEN.
I disagree if this is serious.
This is absolutely weird and shame worthy, but a watch list? Or jail as some imply? Nah.
@@olivercharles2930 I'm serious. Whoever made this mod is probably a adult and decided to make a mod about a yandere 7 year old girl who may or may not be romantically interested in the player.
This mod is weird and disturbing and they should be on a watch list since I feel like this could say something about the individual that made it.
@@Office_chair Call me ignorant, but I don't think making an edgy/creepy mod truly means the individual is a pedophile or whatever you imply.
One of DF's videos has a mod that lets you grind up NPCs and turn them into seeds. I don't think the guy behind this mod is a psychopath who should be put on a watchlist.
@@olivercharles2930 you have a point except this is something that's just kinda disturbing and shouldn't even be available at all.
can we all just be glad that the "put a little bit of yourself in it" line came from a girl not a guy
I honestly don’t know if that makes it any better my guy
Actually you could hypothetically put period blood or discharge , tears, sweat , blood
I watched this before seeing what Jas actually looks like in game and had to pause for a few moments to make sure I wasn't losing it.
I need to get more sleep.
“ no we can just push Vincent into the river “
Hahaha! "George loves steep slopes." Dude, you crack me up. Love your videos.
My heart died at 10:46. We have a physcopath on our hands!
Good old Blood Cake, Who doesn't love blood cake.
Try it some time! it's better eaten with a loved one aswell.
Period blood cake*
The vampire likes it
Or arsenic~
Have you SEEN her room?? There is the usual art and craft stuff... But the doll house is creeeepppyyyyyyy and the jack in the box is to. Go look!!!
Me rewatching all of this stardew valley videos bc I’m bored and lonely
what lol
too real ouch
“Yes officer this is the man who made this mod”
the topic today? divorce. you got me laughing for solid 5 mins
What exactly is the name of this mod so I can burn my computer if I accidentally find it o the internet?
U mean so when u find it u can play it
@@youdedd4916 ooooo busted
@@sourpatchkidsenthusiast5162 sup this video is messed up am I right?
@@youdedd4916 yea
Did you know that flour has explosive properties?
You didn't?
Here, I made you some cake, I hope you like it...
🍪 Is there one for Yandere Vincent? 🍪
as soon as I heard "metallic aftertaste" I realised something was up
Your commentary is literally my favorite omfg +1 sub.
Title:yandere jas very weird
Me:VERY CUTEEEEE
oh god this DF feels so weird
i kinda think that DF is more yandere than anyone lol
Your sarcasm is great and makes my day
"THATS A CHILD SIR."
"WHAT?!"
"SHE HAS A BIRTH EFFE-"
Finally, been waiting for this for so long!!!
Insert Name Here Me too
Im sensing a cease and desist anytime now
shockingly, this was the video that introduced me to this channel. I have no idea how I found it, but I'm glad I did
"would u please brush my hair?"
"*God no* let's brush her hair" was so abrupt I had to pause to laugh
I swear I could make a book about how funny you are.
"Hi, I'm sorry"
"Sorry for what? Our daddy told us not to be ashamed..."
*Gachi music intensifies.*
You are my fave RUclipsr now, I love these videos.
I just found your channel and instantly fell in love. I'm laughing my butt off. 😂😂😂😂
"We're gonna go scuba diving for heavy rocks"
😂
"Oh great, that's a taste I'm used to."
Lmao im dead
I've been waiting for you to do this mod for a while :')
I love this dude he says the weirdest/craziest things in the calmest voice xD