The only thing about this mod that REALLY made me raise my eyebrow is that Sebastian would be THRILLED if Robin left Demetrius, he hates the guy so far as I'm aware.
DF:"How's the bachelor life going?" Demetrius:"How's the farming business going?" Oof, DF set himself up for a savage burn. xD Now we know who's getting divorced next episode in retaliation.
i feel like the mod maker should of had demetrius move in with Harvey or something instead; with how much Sebastian and Demetrius hate each other, i can't picture them living together without Robin around
Errr..if you have large hands like I do... you can wrap ace bandage around the handles of your controller and rubberband em. To widen the grip..... they make controllers vastly more comfortable to hold and also help greatly with carpal tunnel... since controllers are usually designed for kids in mind
I heard that sentence and was gonna comment on it immediatly. Finished writing , scrolled up the page, saw the exact same comment i was about to post in first place.
"That's gotta be the most pathetic thing I've ever heard, and I know Shane". "'The valley has a very vibrant and diverse ecosystem.' You're telling me, I married about half of it". DF's one liners are so great. ❤😂 Also omg Robin talked about Hatoful Boyfriend... 😂
Ive been waiting for this ever since my first day of this game. I told myself "im gonna marry that one" when I started. Then i learned of Demetrius. I made it my life mission to marry her...
same. it was mostly because she was the first girl of the town you met and usually in games like this (harvest moon, rune factory ect) the first girl you meet is the easiest and most connected to the story bachelorette. also demetrius is kinda of a dick
It was the opposite for me tbh when I scrolled through my friend list and saw the one black guy I thought “yes he will be mine” only to find out he never would be
“I’m glad you and Sebastian are getting along. I wasn’t sure if he was okay with having another step parent” These words were said as DF prepared for the sacrifice of the very child she spoke of
"It's ginger season." HAHAHA that cracked me up. And that ending lol. The very first time I played Stardew Valley, I immediately liked Robin and wanted to marry her but then I found out she had a husband and I was like, "oh............" But this mod is just sad. XD What a sad story, and they make Robin seem so depressing.
It happens multiple times, in all the cutscenes where someone leaves the room. Idk if it's a bug or if the creator of the mod didn't know how to remove character sprites from cutscenes. I hope it's the former, because that looked really bad and making it like that intentionally wouldn't speak well about them
I love this mod because I wanted to marry Robin the first time I turned the game on and then found out she was married. I almost turned the game off lol
Waiiiiit a minute Robin is a fan of dating sims involving pigeons. Never would I think that something related to Hatoful boyfriend would ever pop here. Even in that of a reference. And that is the power of mods
Instead of a pam joke I’m gonna way this: I do kinda wish that we could of seen more of The relationships in robins family. I do like the dialogue given that hints it but I did wish it was a little bit more. I do like the relationship between robin and Sebastian though. It feels real and relatable.
I know! Why does no one except Robin mention Sebastian at all? I know there’s a lot of drama and they’re not all the closest but Maru never even mentions the fact that she has a brother which I thought was pretty weird
"You're not moving in with us.You're staying in your basement" "Or i can make you a cage out in the field if you feel better, but i am not feeding you" Best lines ever!
@@kingofsincoscosecseccottan3970 when Caroline goes to sleep after Jeopardy, or is out visiting the wizard (I mean at yoga class) there's always Abby 😉
That makes sense, but at the same time, the house technically belongs to Robin since she, "built it from the ground up." And I guess in this mod Sebastian was upset with Robin. Though the whole situation with this mod is really weird.
“Those are roomie numbers.” … “Why do I hear banjo music…?” *GrayStillPlays crashes through the wall dressed like Floridaman riding a gator* “ROOKIE NUMBERS!!”
When there’s mods in Stardew valley there’s no limits to this man. Edit: Tho one time I wanted to marry robin until I saw Demetrius so I really wanted to kill him but I realized I had too many hearts with him and I love friendship in this game so rip me
"Are you sure you want to be with me? A single mom with 2 kids and 2 marriages on my belt?"
-Those are rookie numbers
Paulo Renato at least she could pick up some tips from a pro
DF: oh yeah? I have 382727 kids, and I have married and divorced everybody here atleast 27 times.
Robin: "Third time's the charm, right?" DF: "Well it didn't really work out for me."
I can't believe Robin got a divorce.
*cough* fable 3 *cough*
"Oh great, wet wood!" -- "I appreciate that setup Robin but I can't make that joke." hahahaha! :)
first
iluvphillip13 i legit read this as DF said it and it made this comment 1000% better
If I can stain any of your furniture, just let me know ;)
I died 😂😂🤣
I'm guessing the follow up would be "Well, if you want it dry then you better start blowing!"
The only thing about this mod that REALLY made me raise my eyebrow is that Sebastian would be THRILLED if Robin left Demetrius, he hates the guy so far as I'm aware.
Truth!
@Maverick Lanzerotti Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too. She should've taken him with her, honestly.
Yeah if you Marry Sebastion he basically tells you they made him move into the basement
@@rosestrife1498 well it’s not like there’s anywhere else he could have gone...
@@kowhaifan1249 Robin could have made a room above ground. Shes a master builder isn't she?
DF:"How's the bachelor life going?"
Demetrius:"How's the farming business going?"
Oof, DF set himself up for a savage burn. xD Now we know who's getting divorced next episode in retaliation.
That was beautiful.
This is at around 5:30; inspemt way too long trying to find when it happened, but it went over my head when I first watched the video 😂
"I heard its parsnip season"
"No its ginger season"
A soul for a soul
That was the worst burn
i feel like the mod maker should of had demetrius move in with Harvey or something instead; with how much Sebastian and Demetrius hate each other, i can't picture them living together without Robin around
Yeah that makes sense. Considering the house technically belongs to Robin since she, "built it from the ground up."
oooh harvey! i like that idea...
@@rat-dog7357guess what?
Most houses in the world are built by men and yet after divorce,men move out in the west..
@@calmbeast1329 video game bringing up some scars bud?
@@headstrong4203 u got anything to counter me bud?😂
Or just speaking nonsense is what ur parents gave u as their legacy?🤣
I bet you can't marry the jojamart manager
When theirs a will, theirs a mod :P
@@Akitoscorpio1 Do you do this on purpose?
@@lilmeep7706Yes, yss I do.
DF: Hold my Joja Cola.
DF: Hold my divorce papers
“It’s parsnip season”
“No, it’s ginger season”
Oh my god. Classic DF😂
Errr..if you have large hands like I do... you can wrap ace bandage around the handles of your controller and rubberband em. To widen the grip..... they make controllers vastly more comfortable to hold and also help greatly with carpal tunnel... since controllers are usually designed for kids in mind
I dont quite get can anyone explain?
I heard that sentence and was gonna comment on it immediatly. Finished writing , scrolled up the page, saw the exact same comment i was about to post in first place.
Matthew Chung he’s going for robin with red or *ginger* hair
That line made me laugh so hard I scared the dog.
"That's gotta be the most pathetic thing I've ever heard, and I know Shane".
"'The valley has a very vibrant and diverse ecosystem.' You're telling me, I married about half of it".
DF's one liners are so great. ❤😂
Also omg Robin talked about Hatoful Boyfriend... 😂
dont you dare offend shane!! >:(
My first thought as well. Though I discarded the idea bc it's not pigeons dating each other, but a human girl dating pigeons. XD
Why shouldn't Demetrius be smiling? Now, his ex wife's sister is probably taking care of his...wood...business.
Gingers top blondes though
His dark wood?
Heitonic his dark, hard wood, I presume
His dark , short wood
Dark wood with a white sap
IT BEGINS. NO ONE IS SAFE ANYMORE.
Kent better watch out cause his wife is probably next.
Or Kent himself
@@abidance6444 yEs
Well, George's gonna get divorce too
Kang Kong this made me laugh so hard 😂
@@iansucladen1601 wtf george xd
Can't wait until you marry your tractor.
I wouldn't be suprised if there already is a mod for this.
But we need a mod so DF can marry himself.
@@martenwulf it exist already and he made a video about it
Tractorfunny is there ship name
@@Yental No I dodn't mean that. I mean the option for a person to literaly marry himself.
and divorce it
Ive been waiting for this ever since my first day of this game. I told myself "im gonna marry that one" when I started. Then i learned of Demetrius. I made it my life mission to marry her...
Same! XD
same.
it was mostly because she was the first girl of the town you met and usually in games like this (harvest moon, rune factory ect) the first girl you meet is the easiest and most connected to the story bachelorette.
also demetrius is kinda of a dick
Same
It was the opposite for me tbh when I scrolled through my friend list and saw the one black guy I thought “yes he will be mine” only to find out he never would be
Reading the replies, all I can say is thank goodness for mods.
“I’m glad you and Sebastian are getting along. I wasn’t sure if he was okay with having another step parent” These words were said as DF prepared for the sacrifice of the very child she spoke of
4:40
Sebastian just teleports into the top right room, you know usual vampire stuff
He then teleports back at 5:02
Df edits it and cuts it because they just watch him walk away
@@addywright6429 stop defending the vampire
@@addywright6429 at 5:02 there ain’t any cut in the video, he just teleports
"It's ginger season." HAHAHA that cracked me up. And that ending lol.
The very first time I played Stardew Valley, I immediately liked Robin and wanted to marry her but then I found out she had a husband and I was like, "oh............" But this mod is just sad. XD What a sad story, and they make Robin seem so depressing.
Hey we all do one time when we play that we wanted to marry Robin but found out later that she isn't marriageable
I just stated playing, found out i couldn't marry Robin, and now I'm sad. lol
Did anyone else see the vampire teleport?
Do you mean during the argument between Sebastian and Robin
Kirara Lala I saw that too!
During all the scenes when a character would supposedly leave they would teleport to a different location on screen
It happens multiple times, in all the cutscenes where someone leaves the room. Idk if it's a bug or if the creator of the mod didn't know how to remove character sprites from cutscenes. I hope it's the former, because that looked really bad and making it like that intentionally wouldn't speak well about them
Well duh. That's one of the powers you get as a vampire.
FINALLY!!! ruin jodi's marriage next
I dont think Jodi wants to be married tbh
It's already ruined.
Delta lord of course she does just not to such an broken one
@@deltalord6969 I can't tell if she hits on the player or is just really weird.
I'm dying for him to do Jodie... Pun intended
Whos next? Krobus?
Wait no forget i said that
if you can think of it, some modder probably has too. most likely after turning them into a humanoid monstergirl/boy
@@jackel999 slap anime tiddies on krobus
I’ve been begging for this for DAYS
please no
not Krobus
@@justinokraski3796 yes krobus
Slap those shadow cheeks
I'm disapointed. You didn't divorce the whole town at once.
I know
Same here
He tried game broke lmao
Reality forbade it last time.
Ellen Bergman very sad that the game broke.
Robin plays Hatoful Boyfriend. Probably a reference to both her name and how women are sometimes referred to as birds.
Clever.
I'm a little bit disappointed.
I was hoping for you to be a home wrecker. Instead, it seems the mod breaks up Robin's marriage all by itself.
Robin: "Are you sure you want to be with me? A single mom with 2 kids and 2 marriages under my belt?"
Mumps: "Those are rookie numbers."
...why did mayor Lewis pronounce you "Husband and...well, Husband"???
Robin? Is there something we should know??
Only batman knows robin's secret
@@ZaganStoanes kill me for the dumb joke
Zagan Stoanes 😂🤣🤣
Robin = confirmed transman and that’s ok.
Jessica Fergueson I guess you can say it’s, “The Killing Joke”
*there are some twisted minds behind the modding community.*
Ooook so this is a mod. I thought so, but I was a little confused XD
I mean there are the yandare jas and Vincent mod and boi oh boi, that thing twist like a sheat
I'm surprised it took this long.
They wish to please their master.
I know
If you have a daughter with her, name her Eileen
She was the ginger carpenter in Harvest Moon, Tale of Two Towns
K. Charrette you genius.
I know I am 2 years late, but how great is tale of two towns!
eileen...is my character name
if you look really closely at 12:13, it looks like wheels has devil horns, coming from marnies sprite
If you look at wheels "Wheelchair dude" it looks like there are devil horns on his head, even though it's just Marnie's sprite.
@@breadleymcthicc5444 lmao I didn't understand what he asked
I'm so used to df calling him wheels
@@tehdave192 lol
It Does!! 😂😂😂
thats because he does have devil horns
After 6:07 I would love nothing more than to see DF play Hatoful Boyfriend for the commentary and the commentary alone
Imagine his reaction to all the varied endings... it would be priceless!
Hahahaha Now he is taking down everyone in town!! No one is safe!!
Well Krobus is still safe. For now...
+Sorkvild and dwarth
Krobus still is
not even the dog in the cage?
Let's see him marry Marnie
I can't wait for the reveal the Mumps is actually an immortal, all-powerful eldritch being that toys with the lives of mortals for fun.
same
Hardly a reveal if its common knowledge
Wait, why is Sebastian still living with Demetrius? That's not even his biological father.
Yeah they should move out together.
I mean he's his former stepdad
Mumps: “Hey Robin, have you seen Sebastian?”
Robin: “Who’s Sebastian?”
"Not as interested as your ex-wife is"
I love this mod because I wanted to marry Robin the first time I turned the game on and then found out she was married. I almost turned the game off lol
Waiiiiit a minute
Robin is a fan of dating sims involving pigeons. Never would I think that something related to Hatoful boyfriend would ever pop here. Even in that of a reference.
And that is the power of mods
"First we need to cut a specific piece of wood..."
"I'm.. nervous."
CRACKED ME UP
Knowing DF, the video should be called "Robin gets divorced twice!" XD
Alex Soares 3 times.
Looks like someone's using Robin as a self insert...
5:10
“You’re not moving in with us you’re staying in your basement.”
Why are you so mean to Sebby?
So wait Demetrius left robin for her sister? And no one mentioned that once?
12:10 Mayor Lewis pronounces them “husband & husband” lol
Instead of a pam joke I’m gonna way this:
I do kinda wish that we could of seen more of The relationships in robins family. I do like the dialogue given that hints it but I did wish it was a little bit more.
I do like the relationship between robin and Sebastian though. It feels real and relatable.
I know! Why does no one except Robin mention Sebastian at all? I know there’s a lot of drama and they’re not all the closest but Maru never even mentions the fact that she has a brother which I thought was pretty weird
Well Robin and Demetrious had that "tomato" falling out so I guess that did it. It's the little things....
5:36
"No demetrius it's ginger season."
I love that line.
"Ah! Mumps! How long have you been standing there?"
"Long enough to see how flexible you are"
It 100% be like this
Hey DF! Thanks for brighting my day! I've been waiting for you to post all day! Your humor makes my day!
BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE THEN THEY'RE
Bruce Hartin I was waiting for someone to comment this!! I thought I was the only one who caught it!
YESSS
NO FRIENDS OF MINE
"You're not moving in with us.You're staying in your basement"
"Or i can make you a cage out in the field if you feel better, but i am not feeding you"
Best lines ever!
“If your friends don’t dance, then they’re no friends of mine” is officially the best part of this mod
Glad robin got an upgrade!
Well she propably got the upgrade the same way your house gets it.
Hmm.... Hammered.
Am I the only one who wants him to marry Kent and Demetrius, and not just the wives?
Hope Morrison-Demetrius is dreamy and sort of the perfect man, lol.
Lol yeah, kinda sux that you cant marry them
@@j.j.225 He's such a sweetheart and so passionate about his research, how could you not love him?
Hope Morrison you could not love him because you live for the sweet emo boi
@@adorabloodthirsty I feel slightly called out.
You dont greet anyone now. I miss when you say "Hello everyone"
And he is doing boring stuff and or doing the same thing again, he isn't posting good contact anymore 😶🤐
@@hadargavish1560 ah might have changed his number
*”Not as interested as your ex wife is”*
2:06 "I appreciate the setup Robin but I can't make that joke." Me: I'll make it for ya then.
5:02 Sebastian downloaded a teleport mod.
Sebastian be like after DF marries robin: “Uh... my mother is dating someone... MY AGE”
The absolute apathy with which DF delivered the line "You're absolutely right, I love dating games" was the funniest thing
Nevermind: "Wow way to throw her under the bus _right_ in front of the doctor - I'm really proud of myself"
First reaction when he's standing in front of the shrine: Do it.
4:43 I like how "going to his room" teleports him to the kitchen
That means I am one step closer to ultimate MILFage: Caroline!
She WILL be mine! (It's a green hair thing)
wut..
@@calicoham Caroline is best girl. She's experienced, thicc, hot daughter, weenie husband, green hair.
What more could you ask for!
@@greyshadow9498 You just said you want Caroline, then proceeded to call her daughter hot.
@@kingofsincoscosecseccottan3970 when Caroline goes to sleep after Jeopardy, or is out visiting the wizard (I mean at yoga class) there's always Abby 😉
@@greyshadow9498 Honestly on my first time playing i thought you could marry anyone and i spent all spring trying to gift her ect XD
When i was new in Stardew valley i wanted to marry robin, then u realized she was woth Demetrius 💀
I've been asking for this mod for so long.
I love this so much right now. "Rookie numbers" he says
omg 5:56 and the hatoful boyfriend reference. it's a sign, DF. You have to play it
Seb isn't even Demetrius's son xD why didn't he leave with Robin? XD
Yeah they should probably fix that. Have them both in Leah's place.
That makes sense, but at the same time, the house technically belongs to Robin since she, "built it from the ground up." And I guess in this mod Sebastian was upset with Robin. Though the whole situation with this mod is really weird.
Please play Hatoful Boyfriend!
It's what Robin referenced!!!!! 🐦❤♥
omg
11:08 "Haha, Third time's the charm, right?" This mod creator is a GENIUS. That made me chuckle.
“There’s a saw wielding maniac loose around Stardew Valley”
Me: *chuckles
"ever since the divorce she just cant get her mind out of the wood"
BRUH MOMENT
"I have no time, Hailey."
My friend who's name is Hailey and loves your videos: *WOT*
"Don't worry the other Robin, you'll be the next one."
So that's a f*cking lie.
This is a start, now Jodi.
Wait no demetrius then Jodi
I like how sebastian legit teleports to the kitchen when he goes to his room xD vampire magic!
“No, Demetrius, it’s *ginger* season..” lol
*How can you not love setting one pigeon on a date with another?*
DF: *Good idea*
Robin doing the flower dance is hilarious in my mind.
Robin: "first we need to cut a certain piece of wood" *walks towards the carpenter shop*
Me: RUN DEMETRIUS BEFORE SHE FINDS A SAW
I love that you still call Hailey, Idiotstick XD
she is!! i hate her so much :D i always give her the trash as a gift :D but she likes a garlic... thats supprise to me
"Those are Rookie Numbers"
Omg I found Gray's Clone confirmed. I knew their styles were too similar to be merely coincidence! X'D
Now you need to marry Krobus!!! ASAP
4:40 sebastian was going to his room but i saw him in the corner lol he teleports😂
8:13
A bandaid
And Harvey asks why he can’t make ends meet
Sksk
“Those are roomie numbers.”
…
“Why do I hear banjo music…?”
*GrayStillPlays crashes through the wall dressed like Floridaman riding a gator*
“ROOKIE NUMBERS!!”
"If you ever want me to stain your furniture" Holy shit robin
Just the holding of the prismatic shard at the end got me
Ive been waiting so long for this marriage
10:44 "those are rookie numbers" damn spitting true words on today's life
Those are rookie numbers and all the wood and ginger jokes...classic DF 👌🤣 I hope he marries Jodi
3:36 Wow, Robin is coming hard on MUMPS, huh? Talking about staining his furniture herself. XD
B l e s s this content.
the holding of the shard above the head... the howling wind... the abrupt cut... *10 chefs kisses*
I want to see mups marry wheels
Sebastian teleporting from his bedroom to the kitchen is only further proof that he’s a vampire with teleportation-like super speed.
Hey, that sister is looking good, wonder if she's single
as soon as i saw this mod posted i couldn't wait for you to post a video on it!!
Also the mod would be cooler if you cause Robin to divorce Demetrius
“no demetris, it’s ginger season” i laughed way more than i should have
Last time I was this early to a video df was still married
"you danced with me in the forest"
-no, i didnt..
0:05 teleportation 101
When there’s mods in Stardew valley there’s no limits to this man. Edit: Tho one time I wanted to marry robin until I saw Demetrius so I really wanted to kill him but I realized I had too many hearts with him and I love friendship in this game so rip me