[YTP] - Donald Biden vs. Joe Trump AGAIN

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Комментарии • 2 тыс.

  • @jimbophoenix
    @jimbophoenix 3 года назад +3006

    “Abraham Lincoln is Mexican, 100%”
    - VP Joe Trump

  • @allthewayonmars
    @allthewayonmars 3 года назад +2902

    “Let’s talk about”
    Joe Trump: “No.”

  • @SnakeBitten
    @SnakeBitten 3 года назад +600

    “This debate will cover 6 minutes”
    Video is six minutes long.
    The genius of this is under appreciated

    • @retrobat1631
      @retrobat1631 3 года назад +27

      Shit you right.

    • @cliftonmorgan8103
      @cliftonmorgan8103 3 года назад +18

      Man I never noticed that! Incredible 😂

    • @JacquesMesrine94
      @JacquesMesrine94 4 месяца назад

      The only geniuine and legitimate "this is under - (whatever)" comment.

  • @setherfluous
    @setherfluous 3 года назад +506

    1:48- “You f*cks at home will have an empty bed tonight”
    This one had me wheezing

    • @c-jayphantm2715
      @c-jayphantm2715 3 года назад +10

      Same

    • @adamhaj3890
      @adamhaj3890 3 года назад +45

      "Ahooh"

    • @Im-Red-Faction
      @Im-Red-Faction 3 года назад +11

      “The reason Hitler would not meet with President Obama is because president Obama said fag you” got me 😂

    • @fourearwolf3315
      @fourearwolf3315 3 года назад +14

      1:41- “I’d like to poop in the basement and wait until this disappears”
      -Trump

    • @smokingthereefer92
      @smokingthereefer92 3 года назад +5

      Joe Trump: It's his virus
      Donald Biden: Fuck you!

  • @SmolingTheBean
    @SmolingTheBean 3 года назад +1563

    "Gentleman I want to ask you both-"
    *"No"*
    "Ok" ._.

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 3 года назад +21

      No

    • @TV-hx6hz
      @TV-hx6hz 3 года назад +43

      That summed up this moderator pretty well...

    • @rupert6478
      @rupert6478 3 года назад +1

      ._.!!1 1!!1!1!1 1one

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 года назад +7

      Donald Biden is gonna terminate 180 million people who have been successful

    • @__7578
      @__7578 3 года назад +6

      @@dracodeanglicus3857 smh dude... re-elect joe trump!

  • @jimbophoenix
    @jimbophoenix 3 года назад +1178

    “Alabama is New York”
    - President Donald J. Biden

    • @osaka4615
      @osaka4615 3 года назад +72

      New York is Vermont

    • @pepino3554
      @pepino3554 3 года назад +48

      @@osaka4615 Vermont is woow

    • @joetrump2983
      @joetrump2983 3 года назад +13

      Good thing LA is florida and san francisco is texas

    • @kisskiss999999
      @kisskiss999999 3 года назад +3

      New York is Vermont

    • @seangutierrez1337
      @seangutierrez1337 3 года назад +2

      You misquoted him. It was President Joe Trump, not Donald J. Biden.

  • @QuantikoOfficial
    @QuantikoOfficial 3 года назад +467

    “Let’s talk about immigratio”-
    Joe: “no”
    “Okay

  • @Hikikomori_Gaming
    @Hikikomori_Gaming 7 месяцев назад +158

    "They deserve a minimum wage below the poverty level." Wow that was funny...

  • @jimbophoenix
    @jimbophoenix 3 года назад +1941

    “Within 100 days, I’m going to be a hundred million years old!”
    - Joe Trump

  • @TheVerdilac
    @TheVerdilac 3 года назад +1667

    "They deserve a minimum wage below the poverty level. That is true"
    -Joe Trump

    • @seangutierrez1337
      @seangutierrez1337 3 года назад +26

      What does he mean by that statement? Do people below the poverty level deserve a minimum wage? Do people deserve a wage below the poverty level? Please clarify!

    • @TheVerdilac
      @TheVerdilac 3 года назад +49

      I don't think VP Joe Trump himself knows the answer to that.

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 года назад +18

      The most sensible things he’s said all debate

    • @essentialtech388
      @essentialtech388 3 года назад +5

      @@aaronlandry3934 Nah, if its $15 minimum. In small states like indiana, Kentucky, ect. The fast food franchises won't be able to afford $15 an hour employees so they'd fire them then raise prices this would make the economy worse because people are unemployed the economy suffers. Like Trump said the states should be able to choose. For example small states could be at $7 minimum wage and big states like California and New York would have $15 minimum. If he (biden) thinks that will help hes stupid, Plus he wants to raise taxes for people making $400,000 to 55%, This will fuck the economy. For example my dad is a owner of a medium sized business he if he gets taxed 55% he won't work as hard, because he can make less and after taxes make the same amount. Less work=Less money less money=Less spending less spending=poor economy. Biden will fail us if he becomes president and does these things. Trump may be a aragont jerk, but at least he's speaks the truth and isn't a pathos using dumbass who will destroy the economy. The top 1% in the US have nearly 40% of the wealth.

    • @TheVerdilac
      @TheVerdilac 3 года назад +10

      @@essentialtech388 I wasn't expecting a comment like yours (a serious one, I mean) but you're right. My family owns two restaurants in a small town and hearing Biden say that small business "would not be affected by a $15 minimum wage" just shows how out of touch he is. I'm personally not for a set minimum wage but Trump's plan to let the states decide is a great idea.

  • @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL
    @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL 3 года назад +627

    Expected a YTP
    Got the original debate instead. LOL

  • @EmYT7728
    @EmYT7728 3 года назад +328

    Top 2 powerful speeches by Donald Trump
    1) SOOƧ
    2) SEEƧ

  • @The_Story_Of_Us
    @The_Story_Of_Us 3 года назад +1725

    “You ****s home will have an empty bed tonight.”
    That hurt a little.

    • @mrick4596
      @mrick4596 3 года назад +27

      Agree

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 года назад +81

      I mean, he’s not wrong, but it still stings

    • @avalonjustin
      @avalonjustin 3 года назад +18

      I can get in the bed. Just sayin'.

    • @njj9555
      @njj9555 3 года назад +5

      @@aaronlandry3934 he is actually is wrong

    • @DT-vl8xm
      @DT-vl8xm 3 года назад +1

      For real tho

  • @Sophist
    @Sophist 3 года назад +3439

    This is the worst thing I've ever seen.
    Thank you.

    • @Puppetmistress
      @Puppetmistress 3 года назад +194

      Glad to know that they did their joj.

    • @blur8919
      @blur8919 3 года назад +51

      Exactly

    • @YTPewp
      @YTPewp  3 года назад +359

      It's terrible!

    • @sonataavalon6017
      @sonataavalon6017 3 года назад +37

      I agree. This is the worst thing ever.
      But I still love it.

    • @VincenzoInfi
      @VincenzoInfi 3 года назад +19

      WHAT THE HELL

  • @cacteyes9432
    @cacteyes9432 3 года назад +114

    2:06 I don’t know why but the way he’s just going off is killing me

    • @BriveAW
      @BriveAW 3 года назад +15

      I could see Trump just snapping and going off haha

    • @dustinsmith7652
      @dustinsmith7652 3 года назад +4

      Thats my favorite part!🤣🤣🤣

    • @jonnyjonnyj2847
      @jonnyjonnyj2847 3 года назад +4

      And his face really sold it😂

    • @heavyglamrocker1987
      @heavyglamrocker1987 2 года назад +2

      Fuck you, all he talks about is shit. - Donald Biden

    • @heavyglamrocker1987
      @heavyglamrocker1987 2 года назад

      "Fuck you, all he talks about is shit" - Donald Biden.

  • @tslanews24
    @tslanews24 3 года назад +136

    "You fucks at home will have an empty bed tonight"
    I had to pause cause I was cracking up too much there

  • @Razzgriz00
    @Razzgriz00 3 года назад +1466

    "people are losing their joj"
    - Donald J Biden
    "we're gonna talk about immigration"
    "No"
    - Joe Trump

  • @nickel1008
    @nickel1008 3 года назад +518

    *stutters*
    "WHAT THE HELL"
    - Joe Trump

  • @co-kid748
    @co-kid748 3 года назад +213

    This is better than all presidential debates ever. Period.

  • @danielrckstr
    @danielrckstr 3 года назад +252

    "6, 7, 8..."
    *"N U M B E R S"*
    -President-Vice Jrump Tiden.

  • @karahamlin8561
    @karahamlin8561 3 года назад +731

    “I’d love to poop in the basement and go away for a year and a half until it disappears” -Joe Trump 2020

  • @jetjaguar64
    @jetjaguar64 3 года назад +491

    "Children are coyotes and they come in through the wall."
    - Donald J. Biden

    • @maxwellli7057
      @maxwellli7057 3 года назад +35

      love him or hate him, he speakin straight facts

    • @phoenixstormjr.1018
      @phoenixstormjr.1018 3 года назад +3

      No. People kidnap kids take them to US and give them to s3x trafficking. Trump built the wall MAINLY FOR THIS! These evil people are known as coyotes.

    • @Pmf95k
      @Pmf95k 3 года назад +30

      @@phoenixstormjr.1018 shAusH

    • @phoenixstormjr.1018
      @phoenixstormjr.1018 3 года назад +1

      @@Pmf95k lol I remember Biden saying that.

    • @Pmf95k
      @Pmf95k 3 года назад +10

      @@phoenixstormjr.1018 jAaSgH

  • @ItsToad
    @ItsToad 3 года назад +215

    "Alabama is New York"
    "New York is Vermont"
    Therefor we can conclude that Alabama is Vermont using the transitive property of equality.

    • @jaexxo
      @jaexxo 3 года назад +1

      𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

    • @edisonk.182
      @edisonk.182 3 года назад +3

      Alright genius

    • @kurfdafolf
      @kurfdafolf 3 года назад +10

      “Ene, tnont...”

  • @hyperdrive282
    @hyperdrive282 3 года назад +221

    Why is Trump saying “sus” one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard?

    • @LabrnMystic
      @LabrnMystic 3 года назад +16

      Is it Sus or Saus?

    • @justsomeone738
      @justsomeone738 3 года назад +39

      @@LabrnMystic Şooş

    • @justsomeone738
      @justsomeone738 3 года назад +6

      @@LabrnMystic i think

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 3 года назад +12

      @@justsomeone738 SooS

    • @Poet482
      @Poet482 3 года назад +7

      @@LabrnMystic
      It's Sus because she didn't provide a Saus. Democrats in a nutshell

  • @Guenter34
    @Guenter34 3 года назад +462

    "This horrible disease, Florida..., it's now gone."

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 3 года назад +44

      Finally.

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 3 года назад +24

      I dont think that was edited.

    • @afrazier792
      @afrazier792 3 года назад +27

      “Texas, it’s now gone...”

    • @Purecoolness1
      @Purecoolness1 3 года назад +24

      "Arizona..., it's now gone."

    • @Mehmet-ef7qc
      @Mehmet-ef7qc 3 года назад +24

      Other places, they will soon be gone.

  • @BestEdmontonMall
    @BestEdmontonMall 3 года назад +761

    "I may have to pay tax, nobody told ME that!"
    - Everyone who's ever worked as a contractor

  • @BSimms
    @BSimms 3 года назад +176

    I cannot believe you made a political YTP and there is no politics in the comments. A godsend.

    • @YTPewp
      @YTPewp  3 года назад +71

      The magic of YTP, bringing everyone together 😎

    • @davids1051
      @davids1051 3 года назад +8

      @@YTPewp bro these presidential debate vids make me cry XD please do more of these if u can!

    • @nextprodigytolazy_boy
      @nextprodigytolazy_boy 2 года назад +1

      @@YTPewp lol u gotta teach us hoe u do this

  • @MLBNation
    @MLBNation 3 года назад +125

    “Abraham Lincoln is Mexican 100%”
    - Donald Biden 2020

    • @payes1ytp717
      @payes1ytp717 3 года назад +5

      Thats Joe trump actually

    • @edisonk.182
      @edisonk.182 3 года назад

      @@payes1ytp717Well, I don't know which is which 😭😂

  • @nahimgood8546
    @nahimgood8546 3 года назад +417

    “even today he thinks we are people”- trump

  • @grantcarr1129
    @grantcarr1129 3 года назад +323

    3:06 Donald Biden- “48 million angry Democrats spent $48”
    Dang that’s impressive.

    • @yaboilink2359
      @yaboilink2359 3 года назад +31

      No, it's terrible!

    • @seangutierrez1337
      @seangutierrez1337 3 года назад +20

      What did he mean by that? Did 48 million angry Democrats spend a total of $48, or did 48 million angry Democrats individually spent $48?

    • @xdragoonzero0
      @xdragoonzero0 3 года назад +21

      @@seangutierrez1337
      I think they each individually spent 1/10000th of a penny.

    • @seangutierrez1337
      @seangutierrez1337 3 года назад +7

      @@xdragoonzero0, I did the math, and 48/48,000,000 is $0.000001. I have no idea how much is that in pennies, so you’re probably right. But then again, 48 million angry Democrats spent $48.

    • @justin_your_cousin9273
      @justin_your_cousin9273 3 года назад +5

      @@seangutierrez1337 Maybe 4,800 democrats spent a penny in large groups

  • @PigsHealthcare
    @PigsHealthcare 3 года назад +168

    "We welcome to the stage idiots"
    Everyone: Yes

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 года назад +6

      @Olli Koskiniemi He’s gotta be. The man owns almost 500 companies and won a Presidency against a career politician as well known as Hillary Clinton. That man clearly is not stupid

    • @bobbobby1480
      @bobbobby1480 3 года назад +4

      @@aaronlandry3934 He’s massively in debt, his companies have had to pay in court for fraud (Trump university) or for racial discrimination (his real estate business and casinos), he’s sued to keep schools from releasing his ACT scores and grades, but sure he’s such a smart guy.
      Trump would be broke if he wasn’t born into wealth. I’ll give you that he’s a marketing genius though. He’s manage to convince people to think that a celebrity, reality tv star, business man whose been convicted of fraud is somehow not a corrupt elitist.

    • @thebignacho
      @thebignacho 3 года назад

      @@giantrunt Biden is a puppet for actual evil politicians. Trump is genuinely interested in the state of the country.

    • @filledwithvariousknowledge1065
      @filledwithvariousknowledge1065 3 года назад +2

      @@thebignacho Their both idiots in their own way. Hopefully 2024 will bring much younger candidates

  • @rosenovarocks
    @rosenovarocks 3 года назад +32

    “I’d love to poop in the basement.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @choffman9915
    @choffman9915 3 года назад +238

    "They got separated from their coyotes. WOAAH."

  • @random4936
    @random4936 3 года назад +211

    Moderator: I'd like to talk about--
    Joe Biden: No

  • @ckosmic
    @ckosmic 2 года назад +55

    4:21 him getting mad at his own stuttering is the funniest thing ever

  • @PearlFirexx
    @PearlFirexx 3 года назад +16

    "Number 1, number 2, 678...."
    "NUMBERS!?!?!?!?"

  • @mrfett7582
    @mrfett7582 3 года назад +237

    Kristen Welcome- "More than 40,000 Americans are dangerous"
    President Donald J. Biden- "SuS"

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 3 года назад +10

      He’s been playing too much Among Us.

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 года назад +5

      _"More than 48 Million angry Democrats spent 48 Dollars-"_ -President Donald J. Biden

  • @MustraOrdo
    @MustraOrdo 3 года назад +113

    3:00 "I may have to pay tax. Nobody told me that."
    relatable.

    • @blackmage1276
      @blackmage1276 3 года назад +4

      Trump still hasn't payed his taxes

    • @xptaco2298
      @xptaco2298 3 года назад +1

      @@blackmage1276 Relatable

  • @MixTheTake
    @MixTheTake 3 года назад +29

    "48 million angry democrats spent 48 dollars, it's terrible"

  • @StarGaleSky7
    @StarGaleSky7 3 года назад +14

    Both of your debates are 10x better than the SNL skits. I watched the SNL skits and I like both of yours better.

    • @YTPewp
      @YTPewp  3 года назад +6

      Thanks for the compliment! SNL to me in general is just......ick 😜

  • @ArcaneVolcano
    @ArcaneVolcano 3 года назад +155

    "Joe got 3.5 damn dollars from Moscow's wife."

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 года назад +14

      "You ****s home will have an empty bed tonight. _AHOOHA."_

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 года назад +8

      “We’re gonna choose fear over hope” - Joe Trump

    • @blackmage1276
      @blackmage1276 3 года назад +4

      48 million angry democrats spent 48$

    • @BJ-sz3vb
      @BJ-sz3vb 3 года назад +4

      2:55 and i sold pillows and sheets to ukraine

    • @Stealth-Operator
      @Stealth-Operator 3 года назад

      That's three dollars and 50 cents!

  • @Jwick-xu8cz
    @Jwick-xu8cz 3 года назад +321

    “Abraham Lincoln is mexican 100%”
    - Joe Trump

    • @funanakin5168
      @funanakin5168 3 года назад +10

      You mean Donald Biden?

    • @afoolsbabybear2266
      @afoolsbabybear2266 3 года назад +4

      That's Donald Biden, bro

    • @funanakin5168
      @funanakin5168 3 года назад +2

      @@afoolsbabybear2266 Ikr

    • @payes1ytp717
      @payes1ytp717 3 года назад

      @@funanakin5168 nah, it’s actually Joe Trump

    • @funanakin5168
      @funanakin5168 3 года назад +2

      @@payes1ytp717 The moderator called the guy on the left Biden and the names are Donald Biden vs Joe Trump and plus in the vice presidential debate version, Kamala Harris just had a different first name. So same thing with everyone else.

  • @danielhaslam5179
    @danielhaslam5179 6 месяцев назад +9

    Trump's "SoS" at the start was phenomenal.

  • @digitalwitness9726
    @digitalwitness9726 3 года назад +44

    "Alright, I wanna thank you both for a very-"
    "Go to hell"
    If that isn't a perfect ending, I don't know what is.

  • @Chowa_Official
    @Chowa_Official 3 года назад +241

    "It is only a way to get people into our pocket illegally"
    "Children are coyotes"

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 3 года назад +8

      This is how he sees Mexican Children.

    • @ChristianDoretti
      @ChristianDoretti 3 года назад +2

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 "Who build the cages Joe"- Peanutbutter

    • @Trout636
      @Trout636 3 года назад +2

      Alabama is New York, New York is Vermont, eh snot.

    • @ijustwantsushi1252
      @ijustwantsushi1252 3 года назад

      they’re in wells that were so clean

  • @tjl2836
    @tjl2836 3 года назад +91

    "I would like to ask another questi--"
    *_NO._*

  • @BenDiPaolo
    @BenDiPaolo 3 года назад +76

    Highlights:
    1:06 "membloblem"
    1:37 "I'd love to poop in the basement"
    2:39 Biden's message to teachers
    2:46 What Trump can do as president
    3:00 Trump on tax
    3:22 "It's called China"
    4:10 "We're not gonna have f***king"
    4:20 Biden stutters
    4:50 Trump's geography lesson
    5:09 "Children are coyotes"
    5:30 Happy early birthday, Biden
    5:58 Lincoln talk

  • @howthefrickismynameiorgjso7187
    @howthefrickismynameiorgjso7187 3 года назад +25

    ''I may have to pay taxes, nobody told me that''
    God that fits perfectly.

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 3 года назад +416

    This made more sense than the actual debate.

    • @minamur
      @minamur 3 года назад +6

      hey, i'm david p.

    • @brvndxxxn
      @brvndxxxn 3 года назад

      Amen

    • @cheechunlimited
      @cheechunlimited 3 года назад +1

      We need to kill our seniors

    • @cupfullofdie
      @cupfullofdie 3 года назад +3

      Let me guess you’re a leftist scum bag.

    • @brvndxxxn
      @brvndxxxn 3 года назад +6

      @@cupfullofdie go make out with trump

  • @papzaire4269
    @papzaire4269 3 года назад +62

    "this debate will cover 6 minutes"
    and the video has 6 minutes and 12 seconds
    what a madlad

  • @killwind
    @killwind 3 года назад +25

    "The United States can't locate 5 children, so how will these families be reunited?"
    "Children are coyotes and they come in through the wall."
    My sides went into orbit. This is pure gold.

  • @tiffanyshanley1419
    @tiffanyshanley1419 11 месяцев назад +5

    This never gets old. And I've seen it countless times

  • @cheeeseborger
    @cheeeseborger 3 года назад +353

    "They deserve a minimum wage below the poverty level"
    -Boe Jiden probably

  • @braydent972
    @braydent972 3 года назад +250

    “We begin with the fight against President Trump.”
    - Kristen Welcome

  • @kijemouri
    @kijemouri 3 года назад +71

    "So I'd like to terminate Obama. The only bad part about this is that I may never see Abraham Lincoln again." - Donald J. Biden

  • @andresherrera9405
    @andresherrera9405 11 месяцев назад +5

    “48 million angry democrats spent $48 dollars..it’s terrible”
    ~Joseph Trump

  • @gbowers
    @gbowers 3 года назад +97

    2:11 "Like, I have a young son. He also like, just went away. Like, yay."
    Nice lol

  • @666zafiro
    @666zafiro 3 года назад +14

    We're going to choose fear over hope.
    It's funny cuz it's true.

  • @trevorszuba-schneider4457
    @trevorszuba-schneider4457 3 года назад +8

    Alabama is new York. New York is Vermont. I love this debate

    • @YTPewp
      @YTPewp  3 года назад +7

      TnoonT

  • @wiljj3208
    @wiljj3208 3 года назад +50

    "They got separated from their coyotes....WWWOOOWWW!"
    -Joe Trump

  • @seanlaffey3633
    @seanlaffey3633 3 года назад +126

    This is way better than SNL.

  • @MatthewSmart
    @MatthewSmart 3 года назад +6

    I applaud you for actually being able to sit through the debate to be able to make this.

  • @cgzsquall
    @cgzsquall 3 года назад +12

    So many damn well-edited and memorable lines that the whole comment section is filled with them. Well done YT Pewp

  • @grantcarr1129
    @grantcarr1129 3 года назад +63

    2:39 “Oh and by the way many of you teachers are going to die, so dont worry about it..... sus”

  • @jimbophoenix
    @jimbophoenix 3 года назад +191

    You can’t just reupload the same debate and expect us to not notice.

    • @joshuamorehead6124
      @joshuamorehead6124 3 года назад +4

      Ikr 😆

    • @NETBotic
      @NETBotic 3 года назад +13

      I welcome this new debate format and hope this channel is around in another 4 years.

    • @CantusTropus
      @CantusTropus 3 года назад +6

      @@NETBotic Someone else will do it if need be. CS188 pooped the Obama-Romney debates 8 years ago.

    • @flying_Night_slasher
      @flying_Night_slasher 3 года назад +1

      @@CantusTropus He also did it with the 2016 debate
      ruclips.net/video/zELgmswYbQU/видео.html

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 3 года назад

      Ikr

  • @foxprazision1695
    @foxprazision1695 3 года назад +20

    "This debate will cover 6 minutes"
    Video length: 6:13
    I see what you did there

  • @andres.rivera.1821
    @andres.rivera.1821 3 года назад +49

    "Let's talk about our different strategies-"
    *"no"*
    "Okay"
    2:00

    • @afrazier792
      @afrazier792 3 года назад +1

      “What I would say is I’m gonna shut down the country, it’s his virus.”

    • @anrijszeltans6446
      @anrijszeltans6446 3 года назад +2

      @@afrazier792 Fuck you. All he talks about is sh*t.

    • @ThePlatinumMan.
      @ThePlatinumMan. 3 года назад +1

      No, we're not gonna open our schools.

    • @anrijszeltans6446
      @anrijszeltans6446 3 года назад +2

      @@ThePlatinumMan. like i have a young son, he also just like went away, like YaY

    • @SP-qn2vn
      @SP-qn2vn 3 года назад +1

      You demanded persons in open persons

  • @DoctorOfSoccer
    @DoctorOfSoccer 3 года назад +297

    Arbiter: “Alright, I want to thank you both for a very-“
    Trump: “Go to hell.”
    Arbiter: “....”

    • @weaklystep
      @weaklystep 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @dolopdieren
      @dolopdieren 3 года назад +13

      This cracked me up so hard! I was giggling through the whole video but this was just too much

    • @olympian3
      @olympian3 3 года назад +8

      Wait she is the arbiter

    • @ChristianTheChicken
      @ChristianTheChicken 3 года назад +5

      @@olympian3 were it so easy

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 года назад +1

      @@dolopdieren It’s easily one of the best jokes in the video, though Joe’s “in 100 days I’ll be 11 million years old” is a close second

  • @kylemcdaniel9555
    @kylemcdaniel9555 3 года назад +68

    Joe got 3 and a half damn dollars from Moscow's wife.

  • @15thdoctor40
    @15thdoctor40 4 месяца назад +5

    2:06
    Actually lost it!😂

  • @SkylabBeats
    @SkylabBeats 3 года назад +21

    0:43 love the classic "SouoS" joke there

    • @YTPewp
      @YTPewp  3 года назад +11

      The hip sway makes it even better 😆

    • @SkylabBeats
      @SkylabBeats 3 года назад +2

      @@YTPewp yeah it does

  • @sliderley
    @sliderley 3 года назад +122

    "Gentlemen, i would like to ask yo..."
    "NO!"
    "Ok"
    We waited, you didn't disappoint... Ooint SOOS

  • @Laggyboi
    @Laggyboi 3 года назад +213

    Kristen: Gentlemen, I want to ask you both...
    Joe Trump: No
    Kristen: Ok

  • @Omnsicient445
    @Omnsicient445 3 года назад +12

    4:20 me talking 🤣🤣🤣

  • @entitiessoul
    @entitiessoul 3 года назад +4

    So I woke up my neighbours from laughing my ass off!!! Subscribed.

    • @YTPewp
      @YTPewp  3 года назад +1

      Thanks!!

    • @entitiessoul
      @entitiessoul 3 года назад

      You're welcome bro and vote for Trump bro. It's obvious seriously...

  • @_Looft
    @_Looft 3 года назад +38

    “Numbers!?”
    Surprised pikachu face

  • @AnotherFunkingGamer
    @AnotherFunkingGamer 3 года назад +40

    “We are going to talk about immigration”
    “NO!”

  • @coledaniels5530
    @coledaniels5530 3 года назад +7

    "Children are coyotes and they come in through the walls."

  • @NerdfaceKid547
    @NerdfaceKid547 6 месяцев назад +5

    4:06 LOL 😂😂

  • @ToxicFruitSnack
    @ToxicFruitSnack 3 года назад +39

    “Tonight’s debate is sponsored by BOoZE”

  • @TheUltimateSlayer
    @TheUltimateSlayer 3 года назад +5

    3:29
    Numbers

  • @nadiahedayati9363
    @nadiahedayati9363 3 года назад +5

    these videos single-handedly bring together both sides and I'm here for it

  • @lukeheichlinger7810
    @lukeheichlinger7810 3 года назад +111

    The fastest I’ve ever clicked on a video

  • @lauraelizabeth8190
    @lauraelizabeth8190 3 года назад +185

    *obligatory “you cant just repost the debate” comment*

    • @avalonjustin
      @avalonjustin 3 года назад +2

      Thank you.

    • @gumi_778
      @gumi_778 3 года назад +3

      haha repost go brrr

    • @MadeOfConfusion
      @MadeOfConfusion 3 года назад

      @The New Salem Elites Or The N.S.E You don't get the op joke?

    • @sasksniper7802
      @sasksniper7802 3 года назад +2

      I am going to commit suicide on December 21st 2021

    • @cupfullofdie
      @cupfullofdie 3 года назад +4

      Liberalism is a mental disorder.

  • @Anonymous2306
    @Anonymous2306 3 года назад +50

    Biden: doesn't formulate a single sentence
    Also him: WHAT THE HELL

  • @jakespacepiratee3740
    @jakespacepiratee3740 3 года назад +20

    Update: Joe Trump still does not know where he lost the left.

  • @faustopf-.
    @faustopf-. 3 года назад +21

    "I as a president I love to poop in the basement and then go away for a year and a half until disappear". -Joe Trump.

  • @nickrulof
    @nickrulof 3 года назад +92

    3:24 the NuMBeRs had my dying laughing

    • @shipweck6253
      @shipweck6253 3 года назад +4

      Confusion

    • @kingchrisa4188
      @kingchrisa4188 3 года назад +5

      For me whenever I wear headphones the “numbers” sounds different like edited but when I don’t have my headphones in, it sounds normal

    • @God_of_pain_2.0
      @God_of_pain_2.0 3 года назад

      Lmfao

  • @NoBeerNoLife1789
    @NoBeerNoLife1789 2 года назад +4

    "The reason Hitler would never meet with Obama is because Obama said 'Thank You' "

  • @LifeOfAStan101
    @LifeOfAStan101 Год назад +5

    "Children are coyotes" idk why that got me so hard but damn 😂

  • @mattmalyj7964
    @mattmalyj7964 3 года назад +43

    This is beyond hilarious

  • @airline575
    @airline575 3 года назад +32

    “Children are coyotes and they come in through the wall” - Joe Trump

    • @MrSilvUr
      @MrSilvUr 3 года назад +7

      Umm, that was said by President Donald J. Biden. Please use greater care when attributing quotes to their speakers.

    • @Hyperion4K
      @Hyperion4K 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @js_munchies
      @js_munchies 3 года назад

      @@MrSilvUr I mean, they didn't really clarify which one was which.

    • @payes1ytp717
      @payes1ytp717 3 года назад

      That was Donald Biden

    • @payes1ytp717
      @payes1ytp717 3 года назад +1

      @@js_munchies Donald Biden is the orange man and Joe Trump is the senile guy that doesn’t know what he is talking about

  • @jakeyt8687
    @jakeyt8687 3 месяца назад +4

    4:50 alabama is new york.
    new york is vermont.

  • @maeam
    @maeam 3 года назад +5

    1:12 This aged like fine wine

  • @Mitsuki12345
    @Mitsuki12345 3 года назад +26

    "I wanna thank you both for--"
    *Go To HeLl*

  • @taloncosentino4336
    @taloncosentino4336 3 года назад +61

    “Let’s talk about your different strategies”
    “No”
    “Ok”

  • @kmvstudios9072
    @kmvstudios9072 3 года назад +8

    “Alright gentlemen, I would like to ask you both-“
    *“N O”*
    “Ok”
    I don’t know why, but that got me, lol

  • @daisuketaichi
    @daisuketaichi 3 года назад +2

    The child coyotes go through the wall

  • @itzalex9216
    @itzalex9216 3 года назад +9

    “number 2. 6,7,8”
    Trump: *nUmBeRs??*

    • @alextinker3896
      @alextinker3896 3 года назад

      Donald Biden said that, Joe Trump was the one that counted

  • @ateles3835
    @ateles3835 3 года назад +30

    "I want to ask you both some que-"
    "No"
    "Okay..."
    I missed these videos xD