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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @kamikomplex6272
    @kamikomplex6272 4 года назад +749

    About that Kool-aid jammer, it's not cherry right? RIGHT?

    • @KatswithaK
      @KatswithaK 4 года назад +12

      Bruh cherry is the best

    • @doplextv
      @doplextv 4 года назад +7

      you can choose the flavor!

    • @robertdrake6677
      @robertdrake6677 4 года назад +1

      Ew

    • @Bubbaen
      @Bubbaen 4 года назад +5

      @@KatswithaK you idiot, you absolute buffoon, strawberry-kiwi is the best flavor

    • @mcasiannosee705
      @mcasiannosee705 4 года назад +2

      cherry gives me headaches

  • @vulksun
    @vulksun 4 года назад +448

    I like how there's sound effects everytime badger says "Banger"

  • @supernot9979
    @supernot9979 4 года назад +214

    1:25:36
    "I'm not gay, but Imma little gay for Dio. I-I-I would go gay for Dio." - Badjur, October 7th, 2020.

    • @lorddio663
      @lorddio663 4 года назад +11

      Bruh, who wouldn't?

    • @mrdooce7053
      @mrdooce7053 4 года назад +2

      @@lorddio663 exaaaclty

    • @supernot9979
      @supernot9979 4 года назад +2

      @@lorddio663 Narcissist.

    • @lorddio663
      @lorddio663 4 года назад +1

      @@supernot9979 Yes indeed

    • @satan1841
      @satan1841 3 года назад

      @@supernot9979 He is literally a super Villain

  • @doyou779
    @doyou779 4 года назад +486

    I didn't know you guys were making one of those inside the minds of criminals podcasts

    • @jbarron2886
      @jbarron2886 4 года назад +6

      It's basically how the episodes of "Murder she Wrote" get written

    • @lilysaudiocorner5730
      @lilysaudiocorner5730 4 года назад +2

      i love you honey

    • @ComfortsSpecter
      @ComfortsSpecter 4 года назад +6

      I think you mean war criminals

    • @doyou779
      @doyou779 4 года назад +2

      Gonna be honest that's kinda wack no cap

    • @grim8040
      @grim8040 3 года назад

      @@ComfortsSpecter wrifc aasssaac a a eee ewwwwwww

  • @Manlikegibbon2
    @Manlikegibbon2 4 года назад +185

    I would love to have a TheRussianBadger on a Podcast.

    • @TheFirstPodcast
      @TheFirstPodcast  4 года назад +55

      Yeah, we're thinking of having him on sometime

  • @justmanny3130
    @justmanny3130 4 года назад +586

    I am happy that I can listen to badger besides from his videos

  • @maxsmith611
    @maxsmith611 4 года назад +30

    I love how Badger pretty much confirmed that the uptick in Jojokes in his content happened exactly around when he started watching JoJo and I fucking love that fact. Shit's great.

  • @WilhelmScreamer
    @WilhelmScreamer 4 года назад +27

    I am really glad to have been directed here, this is a very well assembled podcast

  • @dreamwish8717
    @dreamwish8717 4 года назад +131

    Is it only me that thinks badgers voice is so soothing

    • @jerryeverest7098
      @jerryeverest7098 4 года назад +3

      Same here dude! I almost want him to like, just mindlessly create a random stream of words to vibe to. Like his videos, just without the screaming in the background ya know?

    • @zombieguns37
      @zombieguns37 Год назад

      No no your not

    • @ajnabi3
      @ajnabi3 11 месяцев назад

      yes it is only you

  • @dashiejinxx100
    @dashiejinxx100 4 года назад +35

    Of all the people on RUclips, I am glad you got Badger.
    Its good that you got someone so silly. His content is so hyper/crack/speed/meth that you often forget that he can be a serious(ish) person.
    Super interesting stuff. Subbed!

  • @benarchyuk837
    @benarchyuk837 4 года назад +15

    How to watch badger for over an hour without rewatching all his videos over and over again

  • @ryro1410
    @ryro1410 4 года назад +19

    10:00 the microwave at 2 am :

  • @Yuppers312
    @Yuppers312 4 года назад +106

    I can't say I've seen Badger in an almost serious light. For me, who has been watching for a long time, it was very nice hearing about a funny dude on the internet who makes what is essentially crack on RUclips. Jee, it's almost like we can get a little closer to this honestly cool dude. But it's kinda empty. Like, I'm prolly not gonna meet you, but sure, I'll take the knowledge. Kinda sucks, but it's like seeing that cool uncle as a kid that always treats you to DQ but you hardly ever see him, and he's just kinda there.
    Edit: My appreciation on the Heart. I didn't want this to sound sad or anything, but I just wanted to say thank you to all parties. I was unaware that Badger puts a metric shitton of effort into his videos and such, because they're just shitposts and I though almost nothing of it, just collecting content and editing takes some time and all that. But I had no idea this guy fucks around in SFM for like 8 hours a day so I can watch a dodgeball textured spaceman yell at Dallas for 10 minutes.

    • @lemonthecougar4120
      @lemonthecougar4120 4 года назад +8

      Bro, this is actually an emotion, mood isn’t strong enough for this paragraph/textbook

    • @qcthesxientist
      @qcthesxientist 4 года назад +3

      Damn

  • @GregBonks
    @GregBonks 4 года назад +81

    If a podcast has Burjer at all in it, that's an instantaneous watch.

  • @lytebryte1064
    @lytebryte1064 4 года назад +108

    Bet wheres my jammer

    • @TheFirstPodcast
      @TheFirstPodcast  4 года назад +31

      Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery, also it's not real it's a RUSE

  • @randomgamer0256
    @randomgamer0256 4 года назад +6

    Thank you guys for inviting badger, I really wanted to know him better and to just see him talk and you granted me that

  • @LeonShuriken
    @LeonShuriken 4 года назад +18

    the fact that the russian badger also watches sodapoppin makes me happy.

  • @MegaBrendanS
    @MegaBrendanS 4 года назад +6

    Super happy with this podcast!

  • @AccidentProneHobbyist
    @AccidentProneHobbyist 4 года назад +28

    The Warhammer videos are most definitely bangers to me at least. That's how I got introduced to Badgers channel .

  • @gii-pii3172
    @gii-pii3172 4 года назад +7

    Badjur and the otter eating the watermelon is the new pineapple on pizza, ICONIC!

  • @bryanbarrera1026
    @bryanbarrera1026 4 года назад +25

    just subbed love this podcast already-Edited: here before 1,000 k gang

  • @deHExi
    @deHExi 4 года назад +13

    Favorite Badger Bangers: Rattle Six Doot; all of his Warhammer videos.

  • @BinaryPLUR
    @BinaryPLUR 4 года назад +4

    Stellar podcast, love all the tangents and candid Badger! Also, really agree with that creative control perspective.

  • @tander101
    @tander101 4 года назад +13

    I feel like Badger thinks about how he can make every second of his voice into a video.

  • @TheCheeseCrusader682
    @TheCheeseCrusader682 4 года назад +70

    MY MAIN MAN MEGA MIND MUTE

    • @perryjames5602
      @perryjames5602 4 года назад +7

      YOU BETTER BE BLIND DEAF OR MUTE AARON

    • @TheCheeseCrusader682
      @TheCheeseCrusader682 4 года назад +10

      I GOT A REALLY BIG THING FOR ROUTERS ITS FOOCKIN WEIRD, I JUST WANT TO TOUCH THEM I JUST WANT TO BE WITH THEM

    • @perryjames5602
      @perryjames5602 4 года назад +5

      YOU WANT SOME YOU FOOKIN PANSIES

    • @TheCheeseCrusader682
      @TheCheeseCrusader682 4 года назад +4

      The only operator in all of rainbow 6 that's more attracted to routers than iq or ella

  • @tombullivant544
    @tombullivant544 3 года назад +3

    Badger needs to do more podcasts. Longform Bajr is like an audio shitpost at 0.5x speed and i love it. Savour the moments.

  • @bubblesbrezina5914
    @bubblesbrezina5914 4 года назад +14

    Bajur has to get a McDonalds sponsor for his hairline

    • @MCPANDA44
      @MCPANDA44 4 года назад +1

      Definitely needs to dye his hairline yellow if he does for that video

  • @chaos0987654321
    @chaos0987654321 4 года назад +15

    1:02:08 "despite all these major downsides these major problems its my favorite place" yeah thats a part of being a good patriot, you can recognize your faults and still love yourself and your country, Badger got the right mindset for any one within his own country and we need more people like that
    oh no you pointed out a fault of a country big freakin whoop

    • @Lorentz_Driver
      @Lorentz_Driver 2 года назад +1

      Isn't how pointing out faults leads to progression?

    • @chaos0987654321
      @chaos0987654321 2 года назад

      @@Lorentz_Driver sure if you're in a position to actually do something about it
      Orherwise its just demoralization

  • @Phasebot
    @Phasebot 4 года назад +6

    Badger's videos are like onions, they have layers.

  • @puppygirlfail
    @puppygirlfail 4 года назад +4

    Cool that you guys got him on the podcast!

  • @Mx.Sublimina
    @Mx.Sublimina 4 года назад +3

    36:48 "If some flash game from 2004 will pick up" *Friday Night Funkin* ._.

  • @partialbullet2215
    @partialbullet2215 4 года назад +43

    This was made in October?
    Badger! Why didn’t you tell us sooner
    Edit
    I stand corrected

    • @TheFirstPodcast
      @TheFirstPodcast  4 года назад +9

      He did on Twitter, the announcement in the video came later!

  • @Camille_Jamal1
    @Camille_Jamal1 5 месяцев назад +2

    I did not know that Badger is from Canada.

  • @GalaxyRogue
    @GalaxyRogue 4 года назад +4

    Badger be lookin ready to leave

  • @daspas2111
    @daspas2111 4 года назад +14

    ight lemme get that koolaid jammer

  • @rangerghost2474
    @rangerghost2474 2 года назад

    I have never felt mor attacked during a add read being told to double tap backwards after I just fast forwarded it. Love that😂😂😂

  • @noahlarsen16
    @noahlarsen16 4 года назад +6

    Russian Badger is a part skipper😤

  • @carsonofson2347
    @carsonofson2347 4 года назад +4

    Everyone is gay for Dio

  • @Jaiden1028
    @Jaiden1028 4 года назад +1

    This was a great episode

  • @randomguyoriginal2017
    @randomguyoriginal2017 4 года назад +3

    I’d love to hear badger narrate creepy pastas

  • @thejfkexperience_
    @thejfkexperience_ 4 года назад +3

    I need badger to be in more Podcasts

  • @The_scott2001
    @The_scott2001 4 года назад +5

    Badger is very high octane funny

  • @batedflounder47sox66
    @batedflounder47sox66 4 года назад +2

    This reminds me of those 80's style synth music videos

  • @spacepope20k
    @spacepope20k 4 года назад +7

    today i learned the origin of boneless pizza

  • @lanedeese9561
    @lanedeese9561 4 года назад +2

    Badger deadass out here almost a marine

  • @GolgariGymBro
    @GolgariGymBro 4 года назад +3

    Well that was a treat.

    • @cwu.mp4
      @cwu.mp4 4 года назад

      yup

    • @jacalzone6155
      @jacalzone6155 4 года назад

      Ngl if badger made his own podcast I would watch it if we got this badger with therussianbadger badger also there along with his buds in his videos

  • @sgt.rubberducky3717
    @sgt.rubberducky3717 3 года назад

    One year ago today I love this podcast

  • @skullytotheark
    @skullytotheark 4 года назад +5

    I was "Masked Man" in the vc chat, Had fun

  • @lukegalvin6330
    @lukegalvin6330 4 года назад +3

    Bro this came out on my birthday I'm so happy

  • @vulksun
    @vulksun 4 года назад +13

    Ah yes the Laughing crying mug

  • @cameronmitchell4346
    @cameronmitchell4346 4 года назад +1

    Badger don’t like anime? That shit hurt. Badger saying he’d go gay for dio? NOW THAT SHIT HEALS GOD DAMN.

  • @romeda5156
    @romeda5156 4 года назад +2

    Badgers give of strong chaotic neutral vibes

  • @killianrevering658
    @killianrevering658 4 года назад +2

    BADGER ON A PODCAST

  • @RomeoAirsoft
    @RomeoAirsoft 4 года назад +4

    Anyone else here from Bajurs recent takachanka video?

  • @SmokeyOwOs
    @SmokeyOwOs 4 года назад +2

    Ngl unexpected, but it's nice to have this in the background while I ready shoujo manga.
    Edit: The sound effects scared the hell outta me

    • @TheFirstPodcast
      @TheFirstPodcast  4 года назад +1

      hahaha that edit is hilarious. Sorry, man! Sound effects give life to the show, but I guess they were quite loud in this one.

  • @RebelFNOS
    @RebelFNOS 4 года назад

    Love how you used a the pic of Badger from the showdown

  • @28thEQUINOX
    @28thEQUINOX 4 года назад +1

    bruh the ad read music, flash backs to ssx

  • @wyatruff
    @wyatruff 4 года назад +7

    They don’t even have 1000 subs🥺 damn these boys need to blow up I hope a lot of people from badgers community and sub

  • @greendragon343
    @greendragon343 4 года назад +3

    BROTHER

  • @imezstreety33t28
    @imezstreety33t28 4 года назад +20

    WHERE THE FUDGE DO I GET THE RUSSIAN BADGER POSSUM T SHIRTS!! thats how i found this

    • @rabidredpanda2888
      @rabidredpanda2888 4 года назад +1

      Tspring

    • @imezstreety33t28
      @imezstreety33t28 4 года назад +1

      @@rabidredpanda2888 i dont think they sell it anymore. I kept looking. Its just the og. Seal. Thanks for the reply though!

    • @rabidredpanda2888
      @rabidredpanda2888 4 года назад +1

      @@imezstreety33t28 damn that's sad, I bought a mission impossumble hoodie 2 years ago and now it's colors are starting to fade :(

    • @imezstreety33t28
      @imezstreety33t28 4 года назад +1

      @@rabidredpanda2888 ouf yea Badgers a legend. Would love to be able to get one. Maybe he will set up another batch soon

    • @imezstreety33t28
      @imezstreety33t28 4 года назад

      @@rabidredpanda2888 Finally finished this podcast! I loved it and Subbed! Thanks for an enjoyable drive home!

  • @iangametion
    @iangametion 4 года назад +1

    Mute Jams Doplex's freakin Wi-fi

    • @PastaSauce7
      @PastaSauce7 4 года назад

      Router deployed stay clear of
      j a m z o n e

  • @JohnDoe12345.
    @JohnDoe12345. Год назад

    "Rapidly divergent fan clubs killing each other"
    Fortnite in. A nutshell

  • @Cryzk_
    @Cryzk_ 4 года назад +4

    ahh yes the boogur

  • @mrsporadicsporkguy5481
    @mrsporadicsporkguy5481 4 года назад +2

    As an LA native and resident DON'T.

  • @JohnMBlue1992
    @JohnMBlue1992 4 года назад +2

    yo im here for the vaporwave and kickass podcast

  • @Enclaverem
    @Enclaverem 2 года назад +1

    Beat shadow raid on one down death sentence lit

  • @zednotdead
    @zednotdead 4 года назад +14

    The fact that Badger skipped the first two parts of JoJo made me lose a bit of respect for him.

  • @nickcoleman1742
    @nickcoleman1742 4 года назад

    Man now if someone could get badger to upload more

  • @toasty5032
    @toasty5032 4 года назад

    There is a Travis Scott skin 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SkullySmalls
    @SkullySmalls 3 года назад +1

    Lmao ofc the badger vid is scuffed

  • @bobdabuilder7960
    @bobdabuilder7960 4 года назад +1

    real maf’ks remember story time with badger

  • @ValidBread
    @ValidBread 4 года назад +1

    Ayo, where is my kool aid?

  • @FormerlyOn2Wheels
    @FormerlyOn2Wheels 4 года назад +2

    I want to see more of candid Badger.

  • @DuskDewd
    @DuskDewd 4 года назад +1

    Welp found a new podcast to watch

  • @drewulk6517
    @drewulk6517 Год назад

    Lee's chicken is the best chicken place

  • @Leona_tf
    @Leona_tf 4 года назад

    One thing I learned today: Control + R restarts the Discord

  • @IceMoonie
    @IceMoonie 4 года назад +7

    I would love if Badger found a way to collaborate with Pewdiepie. I've always felt he's got the same charm of a self made grind it out person like Felix, but not quite the eccentricity. They'd be a fantastic duo.

  • @dyljs25th34
    @dyljs25th34 4 года назад +2

    Badger sent me here

  • @EkoXon
    @EkoXon 4 года назад +4

    Here before the badger Stan flood this b

  • @MercenaryMike_IC
    @MercenaryMike_IC 4 года назад +3

    Badger gay for Dio Brando confirmed

  • @philmakok5969
    @philmakok5969 4 года назад +1

    1:22:43

  • @sad_demongreg9684
    @sad_demongreg9684 4 года назад

    bro i need that koolaid jammer my duuuude!

  • @thealligatornomad
    @thealligatornomad 4 года назад

    What’s the link for audible again I didn’t hear it

  • @payne267
    @payne267 4 года назад

    Wish you would've left some timestamps but other then that it was good

  • @Spartan92758
    @Spartan92758 4 года назад +3

    Part skipping Jojo HERESY

  • @ant1974
    @ant1974 4 года назад +1

    Im here for badger and only badger

  • @TTV_Peppered___
    @TTV_Peppered___ 4 года назад

    We've found badger

  • @GlueEater-ix9gl
    @GlueEater-ix9gl 4 года назад +1

    Podcast for the bogaer

  • @WineGuyDionysus
    @WineGuyDionysus 4 года назад +1

    I didn’t know badger was a part skipper.... I now have a reason to have a small grudge, hm neat.

  • @HK47_115
    @HK47_115 3 года назад +1

    I'm with Badger, I fucking love everyone and I will focus hours on howrse our hours on a single fucking minute or second statement just so I can get it right.
    Ask tedious as it can get I fucking love that shit. Also badger, Edibles vs. Smoking is completely fucking different. As a full-blown pothead they're completely fucking difference. If you want it take it little by little and not have too little too much, smoking is guaranteed the best weight. You're not going to get the perfect right amounts via we do less you got somebody making Edibles that knows what the fuck they're doing.
    Smoking is The perfect way to slowly regulate how much you consume indirectly goes into your body because it hit instantly. And because of his insulin you could take very small slow drags at a time and let it slowly just come in. It immediately but slowly immediately. Are you got some shit that doesn't hit you right away and slowly creeps up on you. There's some weed out there that's like that. And if you make edibles that contributes to it hitting you like a sledgehammer or a semi truck.
    unless you're in a case where your body just cannot accept the smoke at all whatsoever which I understand some people are like that, then I understand why you wouldn't with edibles. But Edibles and smoking are completely fucking difference, it hits right away as soon as you inhale its, and can take it slowly and since it hit instantly you can properly regulate how much you put into your body and make sure it's not too much or too little. You can get that right amount and then just stop and turn it off for later. And enjoy your high.
    Also depend on your personality in your body made in your body, make sure to probably get three different types. An Indica, a hybrid, and a sativa. When it comes to specific strands It is hard to get down to the Nisha because you got to try them all to know what's just the right one. But your best ways to start off with tights not strands. Know before anybody says is hybrid sativa and indica or not strands there types. Strands are specific breeds of weed.
    Your body made for Fern Indica / sativa or a sativa / indica. Or maybe even you just prefer a hybrid because it's a perfect balance of the two depending on the Strand and its effects. Edibles gets a bit more complicated cuz you don't always get to know what type of weed it is or what the milligram itches, but when it comes to smoking it's easier to do your research even as you're trying it. How it smells, how it tastes, specific affects and moods, you put that into Google you might just get the specifics strand you have if you do not know what it is or if you just got it off the streets. If you're concerned about getting it off the street all you need to do is get a dealer if that'll give you his number or her number and will casually sell to you. If you want to get it from the guy who's going to sell it to you once you're basically asking to have your shit spiked or be fake and bunk. You never go for the dealers that sell to you once. Unless of course you have accessibility to a dispensary. And even then you might be paying more in a dispensary.
    Mac on the streets can be 25 to 30 to $35. Depending on the quality. You go to a fucking dispensary that she's going to be 60 bucks. I can buy a brand new game with that price. I mean of course I really just depends on where you're located though. Because dispensaries that either grow their shit within their state or just having imported from the state or in the case of its estate right by Mexico Mexico right next door then they get that shit out very cheaply and generously. Amazing over in Texas or Arizona from a dispensary there it's a straight-up either half ounce or a full moon out. Will actually a quad, but some places with straight up give you a half ounce. and a half ounce or quite of some hood shit. Or some Reggie. But sometimes, it's some quality Richie. For those of you who don't know that Reggie is just shorts for regular weed.

  • @rnk0r630
    @rnk0r630 4 года назад +1

    BrubChamp

  • @jamesbarefoot4989
    @jamesbarefoot4989 4 года назад

    Does this mean badger technically got that audible sponsorship

  • @chefdizzle9407
    @chefdizzle9407 4 года назад +3

    Its cause of badger im here...i didnt even know about you guys tbh
    **edit** its been a week and i cant get enough of you guys i love your content

  • @Mutually_Assured_Destruction
    @Mutually_Assured_Destruction Год назад

    Ah yes among us that game that's worst than TTT, Murder, and Town of Salem / Mafia yet gets away with not having any skill needed

  • @ChewieBlue
    @ChewieBlue 4 года назад

    give me the fucking kool aid

  • @yepthateggguy8886
    @yepthateggguy8886 4 года назад +9

    Eat eggs

  • @weazl43
    @weazl43 3 года назад +1

    Fuck I’m not a real one I had to go back

  • @kingofel1874
    @kingofel1874 4 года назад +2

    BOR MAGOR

  • @jayjay-dh5ir
    @jayjay-dh5ir 4 года назад

    Got scared shitless because I’m high and herd the amongus sound affect and holy fuck I wasn’t ready for that
    Edit: disposable cartridges make my cotton mouth spicy idk why

    • @TheFirstPodcast
      @TheFirstPodcast  4 года назад

      EMERGENCY MEETING

    • @jayjay-dh5ir
      @jayjay-dh5ir 4 года назад

      @@TheFirstPodcast nah the other sound affect

    • @jayjay-dh5ir
      @jayjay-dh5ir 4 года назад

      @@TheFirstPodcast HOLY SHIT THANKYOU FOR THE COMMENT
      my brain be like: damn im ballin... *but at what cost*

  • @Excessive_complaining
    @Excessive_complaining 2 года назад

    I've had a burning question for badger since I was like 12, something so benign and unimportant but still I have to know
    The humor he generates has to be created from a mind that is just indefinitely submerged in THC.
    There's no way he doesn't smoke pot but I'll never know