BURNING $20,000 FOR FUN | Rainbow Six Siege Twitch Rivals
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2019
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Grouse (Yellow): / the_grouse
Jello (Turquoise): / jell0puddin
Heavenly (Light Pink): / heavenlyfather
FooYa: / fooya
Butterz: / butterzzr6
Bapperz: / bapperz
Annamosity: / annamosity_
AutumnMae: / autumnmae
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Inside All Night - CLNGR (Epidemic Sound) 
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My five:
Thanos after the snap
Tachanka wearing black air forces
Fortnite Default Skin
Atilla the Hun
Commander Boomer
How can you beat this?
naa bro, thanos before that snap with that sword i'm just saying
Fuck the other 4 I just want my dad on there cuz I still haven't met him
The air forces got my fucking dying.
@@CanadianGentleMen it's simple. You can't
My five
-Heavenly
-heavenly's pizza
-heavenly's vodka
-heavenly's red bull
-heavenly's digestive system
ppAP
Too OP bruh
My five
Me
My red bull
My definitely not alchohol its "soda"
My "oregano"
My captain crunch even tho im a grown ass man
Does he have a RUclips account
the last one dosent exist
Master Chief, Chris Rock, Kimbo Slice, Soap from modern warfare, and Jorge from halo reach.
Soap after the burns
@@VacadoRay RIP Soap 😔
MY MAIN MAN KIMBO SLICE
Just yea
Jorge :)
Nah bro, badger's team won this stream 😂 they had way more fun and basically picked up the same cash prize and didn't even win the rounds. Absolute legends 😎
That's true success, achieving without needing to win
Not to mention they didn’t sweat-swamp, break the rules of the game or straight up CHEAT by stream sniping. The rule for twitch rivals was that there could be no pro-league players, but the enemy team got around this by having ‘ex’ pro-league players, which is an oxymoron seeing how once you leave the league you don’t stop being skilled, you are a pro-gammer. Guece was upset because Badger’s team went in expecting the game how it should have been; Having fun and being entertaining like they were supposed to, only for the enemy team to be pathetic and sweaty. SERIOUSLY, they had to go up against a full team of Pro-players who cheated as they weren’t allowed to have Pro-players and they stream-snipped. Badger’s team should have received the prizes while the enemy team should have received nothing.
@@leviathanxyzzy4993 especially after the opening i feel so fucking bad for Geuce
@@leviathanxyzzy4993 Bro, I think you completely misunderstood Badger... Badger and his bois did _not_ face off against former pros, lmao. He was talking about a match where that team fought non-pro players as an example of why Twitch Rivals is usually boring. The streamers that Badger's group played against had no pro players on it as far as I can see.
IMO, the stream sniping thing was part of the fun, and also understandable. Badger's team had just intentionally lost a match for no apparent reason, so I'm sure the girls just wanted to know what the hell they were doing. Besides, Badger literally said he didn't want them to take any of it seriously, so you shouldn't either.
3 years later and these videos are still entertaining
Fr
Heavenly just explained the meme:
Nut allergy: it’ll kill me
Gluten allergy: it’ll hurt my body
Lactose intolerant: fuck it, don’t care, gallon of milk go chug
Inability to process ends up being easier to ignore than an immune system malfunction. I do the same with seafood lol
@@clayxros576 as someone with lactose intolerance but drinks a bowl of cereal almost every day this is factually correct
I mean, all you really get if you're lactose intolerant and eat something with lactose is a stream of diarrhea so strong you can fly to moon and back purely on 1 blast, so, idk
Yep. Lactose Intolerant here, and I will eat cheese as a meal. I was told I can't have it, but fuck you I like dairy.
It's more of a "Fuck it, we'll all die eventually
Geuce tried to skip the five stages of grief and tried to straight to acceptance but right as he was getting there got pulled right back into anger
You can't just skip the system like that lmao, god built it so that everyone would get screwed over just the same.
when?
@@antifurrybase literally the first clip in the video
ah@@mekhie.r.duncan3825
There’s just something so charming about the png character phase of badger’s editing. Don’t get me wrong, I love the sfm and mocap animation but the pngs just work so good
2:09 I wish I can treat everything in life with the energy level of this "FUCK NO"
my guy heavenly really went "that shit was BONELESS" what the fuck did heavenly go through as a child jesus christ
You never heard of the boneless pizza meme?
@@gamingfae3909 no
@@Twilightss nah man it’s good, weirdly crunchy tho
What you never had a boned pizza shit bussin
Heavenly is an embodiment of chaos on the same level as CallMeKevin. Try to comprehend them and face insanity
So heavenly is eating a pizza but he’s lactose intolerant so he decideds to drink vodka to let cheese slip right through his stomach, and then he decides to drink a Red Bull to “counter the vodka”. I’m am scared for what this man has put his organs through
the ends justify the means
too much 😂😂😂
MORE, MOREEEE!
Has anyone even actually seen heavenly? I'm starting to think that he is the floating demon from doom that he is portraited as
@@complexgamer-hg8sf yes badger made a video blog thing.
The amount of chemicals Heavenly's organs must have digested would have killed a victorian peasant.
r/newsentences
twitch rivals needs to add the “comedy genius” award
That was the most confusing and hilarious intro ever badger.
One of my favorites
Possibly his best lol
BONELESS PIZZA
I cryed the moment it started
Badger Ur neck looks like it could slip Ur head in it
0:05 I knew it was up immediately because that is a sound of someone desperately trying to contain endless rage that is maxed by layers of grief
I love heavenly’s energy at 13:26
Top five
Skulker
Marty Robbins
The payday 2 dev
Jack from gears of War
And Simon Riley before they dumped A mag into him
I actually feel bad for Geuce he sounds legitimately upset
Everybody has a stupid limit. Geuce found his
@@clayxros576 I would be pissed too I'd lost all that cash because my teammates were being dumbassses lol
@@yorukage5926
Agreed. Like, even though it's Badger we know the team has some good skill behind it. With actual prizes on the line, expecting them to put their foot down is reasonable.
Either that, or poor Geuce didn't know just HOW hard they weren't going to try. "I expected this" implies he knew to expect bs, just not eating a pizza w/ vodka levels of bs.
@Aidan Hall
A legit prize can put certain expectations into people. Geuce has kind of always been the more serious of the lot as well (when he isnt memeing with his shotgun). And he did seem to have a good time after the pizza incident, I read it as he was brutally reminded what the goal was.
"I'm alright... I expected this.." just that tone of voice sounded kinda sad tbh, like it was very genuine even when he lashed out about the pizza thing.
I promise if I don’t hear Geuce ejecting live rounds from a shotgun... I’m going into withdrawal
SPOOKITO aye we meet again my friend
Fury Hollow so we do, how you doin on this lovely day brother?
SPOOKITO uploaded a video today so I’m feeling good
Hbu
Fury Hollow that’s great man, stay on that grind
I’m doin pretty good myself got a badger vid to watch so my day got better
SPOOKITO same dude any video with bajur is a good day
And thanks I’ll keep on the grind until then bitter end
10:12
POV: You let the pizza play a round
8:51
Literally did a spit take when he said MOTHRA
Ngl Mothra would pull the best dunks
The bulldozer that climbed that wall. yesman from new vegas. Assultmarine. The vampire dragon from total war
Huh?
@@thebigmoizt3270 same
Wait no it's the 5 for the pickup game
“Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra”
1- Obama
2- Moses "If he can split the red sea, I'm sure he can split some ankles"
3- Heavenly
4- Heavenly's pizza
5- Heavenly's vodka shots
yo, u forgot Heavenly's red bull
Heavenly’s digestive system
X3non the redbull will be the back up
Same
“Have t he pizza play a round” Zakarya Bentameur
That bit with heavenlys roommate had me in tears
Stone wall Steve Austin, barbecue wings, a light bulb, sherlock Holmes and the entire lore of the earth
All I’m gonna say, my five:
- Mark Zuckerberg (Reptilian, duh)
- Joe Swanson (Easy rebounds)
- The Michelin Man (For the blocks)
- Lee Harvey Oswald (for those 3 pointer snipes)
and
- The Pillsbury Doughboy (Break their ankles, literally)
Ok I agree entirely.
Bro Lee Harvey Oswald is boutta snipe some motherfuckers
lee harvey is boutta put lyndon b johnson into office and win the game, straight ballin
Dang I was going to put Lee until I saw this comment
i laughed at joe lol
6:35 ready for hell divers 4 years early
The Intro had me chocking on my coffee harder than ever before. 😂❤😂❤
That intro would be amazing to see in real life, Doc sitting there sad, Jager trying to be nice and see what's wrong, and Vigil just laughing in the background
We would get Hoot
Should
Pov there at the bar talking about there nerfs
@@FSGTACHANKA Jager: I know I know they nerf us but we got to keep going
Vigil:Haha look at operators helping there teammates
My starting 5
- Entire country of Canada
- Mr. Burns
- Burnt Anakin Skywalker
- Beef Boss
- Matt from Wii Sports
As a Canadian, I would like to accept your offer on behalf of all canadians everywhere
@@spoonninja2330 I am honored to have all of you on the team. Probably gonna be a center
Mine is the entire fucking Milky Way Galaxy
All you need is Matt not gonna lie
@@spoonninja2330 same lmao
I loved rewinding and spamming the laugh at the beginning
King Naeus, Doomslayer, Kralos, and Keatos that's my new team
You a rainamator fan too?
Yeah I've watched the entire Rainimator series
@@alphabloodeagle3780 same
My Five:
John Cena (Because you can't see him)
Ghandi (For Motivation)
Colossus (For The Gulag Level Lockdown Defense)
Eren Jaeger (He will literally eat the competition)
El Wray from Planet Terror (Because he doesn't miss)
You can't see John cena.
*BUT YOU CAN STILL SEE THE BALL*
Even Yeager so he can stomp everyones ass into submission
@@kiwisinner
OH SHIT
Wait why would Eren Jaeger piss off heavenly? Did I miss something here?
It’s yeager btw also why would eren piss of him
my five:
Doomguy, michel jackson, tom brady, optimus prime, Steve
Which mical jackson black or white
hispanic
I think Steve might be too op, like mega op.
@@orionxx9998 Inbetween
I like to think it's not minecraft Steve but some guy named Steve
If badger was literally any other attacker than Capitao, he would have won that gunfight with mozzie
Bro I feel so bad for geuce 😢
He sounded so upset at the beginning 😭
I got u on the 5v5
General Grevious, Danny Devito, John Wick, Perry the platypus, and inspector gadget.
That's nigh unbeatable
That ain't legal
You can’t beet that
That’s fucking unbeatable
Give this man a metal.
PG: Deadpool
SG: Bob The Builder
SF: Ultra Instinct Vegito
PF: Billy Mays
C: Lisa Ann
Ngl your team is stacked 😂
Master chief, doom guy, John Madden, Jared from subway, and Jake from State Farm
Heavenly really went "Hey y'all heard of The Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly?"
Jeffrey Epstein, Christopher Reeve Superman, Jeans Guy from the Mandalorian, Tachanka, and Heavenly’s pizza. They’re my five.
Jeans guy from the mandalorian?
@@splathana in one episode of the Mandalorian there was a split second where you could see a part of a dude in jeans. He was later edited out but not before he was turned into a meme.
@@insertclevernamehere92 ah
I'm gonna be real with you, I haven't played basketball since my college days. So don't expect me to make a buzzer shot.
Bonus person Jared from Subway
My five:
-The Heavy
-Jackie Chan
-Viking of the Bridge
-Batman
-Dallas
Can’t tell if you mean soup, the entire city, or the football team but we’ll go with all of them
What dallas
@@ZackShark1 every Dallas and the city
@@autophr3949 as long as he brings medic bags he will have them on his side
Gimme Sasha boi.
Subzero: Freezy boi
Noob Saibot: Teleporty boi
FedEx Truck Driver: Point A to Point B violently
Mary Poppins: Can fly
Yeat: He don’t miss
Damn 4 years ago today, didn’t even realize
My five: Gibby, Tyler 1, Peppa Pig, the boulder from Indiana Jones, and JL audio subwoofers
Ecl1pse011 why couldn’t this be top comment.
Tyler1 goes the the Y that I work at
My five:
Doomslayer for speed
Jorge from reach for defense
Arthur Morgan for three pointers
Teddy Roosevelt for fucken dunks
Boba Fett for tag team dunks with Roosevelt
I commend this as the bastard son of a MAJOR basketball fan
How about this as a retort:
Dante for three pointers and playmaking/speed
TOG II from World of Tanks for emotional support
Kratos to posterize any center he sees (like bro fr has Giant Slayer on hall of fame)
Legendary Super Saiyan Broly DBZ for alley-oops and post game
Tyberos the Red Wake from Warhammer 40k for inside defense
Jorge fuckin ballin
@@eminem1167or just Vergil and 4 more doppelgängers of Vergil
My four players for the pick up basketball are crosshair from Star Wars, captain Levi, soundwave, and finally, the predator
this man to this day is putting so much money on fire
1.Bill Nye
2.Kim Jon Un
3.Rasputin
4.JFK (after he’s shot)
5. Tachanka voice actor
Bruh Rasputin finna air out a whole field so that ain’t cool
Kim Jon un ain’t passin
(After he’s shot) LMAOOO
Bull Nye isnt that good. Shoud have gone for Steven Hawking.
I see you chose bill nye wise choice XD so did i lmao
My Five:
-Jordan Peterson
-Stephen From SMT IV:Apocalypse (2nd Phase aka he gets up from his wheelchair)
-James May
-The first guy who got the first kill with the trench gun during WW1.
-The first guy who got killed by the trench gun during WW1.
Your team would have a lot of yell at each other
@@wud4484 "Communication is Key."
id hate to be a part of the carpool on the way to the match with captain slow
HAMMOND!
Jordan Peterson???? How the fuck does he connect into this
My five: Abraham Lincoln. Arthur Morgan. Dark Souls Knight. Luigi. Battle Droid.
5:50 i would go for, any domino's employees, Trump, Obama, And Micheal Myers 😂
My Five:
Cloaker
Cloaker
Cloaker
Cloaker
And that one Cloaker who has been sneaking up behind you while you've been reading this, you nerd.
Well it would add a difficulty tweak
Ok, I actually turned around, them shits is scary
OH SHIT. Wait wait hol up...... ruclips.net/video/ztYhXDAhgG4/видео.html
I turned around and a friend of mine was behind me and scared the fuck outta me
NO NON ON ON ON ON ONONONONONONON
My five are:
-Cthulhu
-Moth man
-Can'o breach
-John f. kennedy
-DIO
I’ll choose glaz Biden fuze kapkan because he kan and Steve from mincraft
HOOO
5:
TARS from interstellar
Jotaro Kujo
JFK (Post assassination)
Juan
Bingus
all i need is heavenly’s digestive system and geuce’s rage, captain price’s mustache and tachanka and boom, the ultimate team of godslayers.
1. air bud
2. Stephen hawking
3. Margret Thatcher
4. space marine from warhammer 40k in terminator armor
Who's your fifth
WHERE THE 5TH AT
If you're taking suggestions, may I present: Joseph Stalin
@@rimabeans166 guess terminator armor counts as a person
@@rimabeans166 me
PG: Senator Ted Cruz
SG: Tpain (with auto tune)
SF: “Stone Cold” Steve Austin
PF: T’challa wearing black Air Force Ones
C: Two ‘little people’ wearing a trench coat
Bro I love the stonewall jackson because the man would have the best screens of this century.
Top 5 would be:
1. That one Uber eats driver that is up at 3 am to get your food
2. Anyone who works at Ben and Jerry’s
3. Dropped out glaz
4. Tony hawk with a hat and glasses so no one knows it’s tony hawk
5. A random make a wish kid
My 5 are:
- Dr Doofenshmirtz
- 11th Doctor
- SCP-682
- Floop
- The entire state of Ohio
My 5:
- scp-001 (the gate guardian)
- Kevin the cube from fortnite
- scp-096
- sephiroth
- pyramid head
Bro can i sit this one out my fatass will be tired after a step
Good point 682
ohio ballin
I'm in Ohio bro I won't let you down
BiT lAtE bUt My FiVe ArE
-Jesus (on cross)
-house from monster house
-grimace
-Peter griffin
-the guy that invented easy cheese
Jesus will still whoop ass
"Eat this for that is my Court" John 16:9
i read that as jesus on crocs which is the best mental image
Jesus on the cross has that surface area just stick him by the hoop
Im even more late
I love how u say jesus (on the cross) like its goku (ssj3)
i got an opera gx ad by you at the start of this video, watching this on opera gx browser, the meta is insane
My five
1. Gordon Ramsay
2. Pooh 🍯
3. Doomguy
4. Joe Biden
5. Buzz Lightyear
9:55
Ah, yes, the three genders: male, female and RUSSIAN
Yea Russians are like super humans
@@Djsrevenge the four horsemen of the apocalypse:
Russians
Brazilians
Africans
Floridians
truly
Russian is a different race altogether
No Russian
teacher: did you bring enough for the class?
*SOVIET ANTHEM PLAY* yes comrade
Yesssss!
Aw sweet thanks man
Communist
@@brojakeyt6782 no shit Sherlock?
i would like but the like number is so beautiful
I watched this video before going to bed and dreamt of myself getting an ace.
I blame you Badger
-Darth Vader
-hellen keller
-Kratos
- JRM
- Abe lincoln
Simply best team, cant be beaten
1.Captain Diomedes
2.Agent 47
3.Colonel Sanders
4.uwu
5.Commender Sheperd
I upvoted the second I saw Diomedes. Good man.
you want that lying cheating shit
UwU Damn it i had the same idea u had
"Brother, I am dunking here!"
1) Danny DeVito
2)Jeff Bazes
3)A actual milk carton
4)Heavenly
5) Heavenly's Pizza
Milk Bag > Milk Carton
Heavenly is legit DYING in the intro 😂
My five;
Lady D from RE8 to distract the enemy and DUNK on them
Starred up Luigi and his superior hops
An angry Cav
Kapsans
Croc suit TABG Noodle with the legendary jump blessing and curse of random shooting.
Edit; yes I know I'm years late, but this team deserves to be mentioned.
God tier team:
Anne Frank
Crash Bandicoot
Jared from Subway
Joe Biden
Twomad
-Hat Kid (A Hat in Time); speed
-Reisen Inaba (Touhou); psych-outs
-Heavy (TF2); wall
-Joker (Persona 5); steals
-Henry Stickmin; wild card/distractions
Someone can't count how dumb are you 4v4 you dumbass not 5v5
@@cagethelonewolf Try listening to the end of the video. He changed the question to 5v5. Also, literally every other comment here is doing 5v5 drafts so either you’re blind or you just feel like being a dick.
I know I'm late but
Luffy
Obvious reasons
Goku
Get through defense with ultra instinct n shit, deny a three pointer with a back hand like its a stray kasha ball
Baldur (God of War PS4)
He's swift n agile AF
Darth Vader without a cape (Gotta have the Chosen one)
Strong with the force, cybernetic enhancements enhance speed and match his reflexes. He uses force fear like blinking so you know he psyching out the whole team he playin
And can't forget Prince also for obvious reasons
Spare player is Kevin Malone from the Office also for obvious reasons
Match would be sponsored in part by the Empire, Nike, n Mountain Dew
Emperor Palpatine wearing Nike's: Just Dew It
@@cagethelonewolf bro how are you gonna try to insult him and end up looking even stupider, nice one genius
@@liamsievers6419 says the person who uses his real name on youtube enjoy getting doxxed every day of your life
Master chief, the little cezers cave man, god, a chair, and ratatouille
Hete's my Five: Spartan George, Andre the Giant, The Mountain, JARVIS Piloting a non-flight-capable(for fairness) Hulkbuster, and The Doomslayer. JARVIS, Of all things, is our Long Shotter, because his trajectory calculations are so on point he ain't touchin' that rim ONCE.
If I picked a team for a 5v5 pickup game NBA street rules I’d pick
1. osama bin latin
2. Jeff Bezos
3. John F. Kennedy (pre-headshot)
4. Teddy Roosevelt
5. Sans
1. An Imperial Fist Space Marine
2. Quanah Parker
3. Luke Skywalker
4. Theodore Roosevelt
5. Solomon Kane
Breh Johnny boi is dead
And keanu the big boy
blah007001 That’s one fortified net
1. Harriet Tubman
2.God
3.Dr Phil
4.Harvey Weinstein
5.malcom X
Badger:BURNING $20000 FOR FUN
Me: *cries in broke*
Funny enough got to the segment about vodka as I’m taking a 3rd shot of tequila
Badger knew he was gonna lose as a soon as he brought jello onto the team. Should've brought eekaj
My five:
-CallmeCarson
-Perry the platypus
-Post Malone
-The yellow m&m
-Martin Luther King
I would have gone with Pre Malone. Give Carson something to work with.
MLK and Perry are gonna Cary
Who is Carson the the mega man x legend the speed runner
Aight so imma go with
1. Cl4p-tp
2. the yellow tubbatubby using the babyface sun to power him
3. the girl rabbit from space jam
4. capitao with his eyepatch covering his good eye
5. the third camera on the new iphone
The rabbit is Lola, by the way
Michael Flanagan claptrap screamin “HIT THAT FAT YEET FOR ME MINION!”
The opening segment is perfect without and with context
17:19 my five starters are Joakim Broden from the band called Sabaton, the dilophasaurus from Jurassic park that killed Nedry, Captain Price, Dallas from Payday 2, and Grigori Weaver from Black ops 1.
Here's my idea for making Rivals more fun.
Let them pick the teams and then just like TF2, random team rebalance.
Every round.
Are you 1 shitter with 4 pros?
3 to 2, shitters to pros?
Maybe it's 5 pros vs 5 shitters. The randomness of the Team Shuffle is what makes it fun to watch.
Indeed
Aye that could actually be fun as hell
Random teams every game
“I can’t believe Kobe Bryant is a Korean woman with an iPad”
2004 Subaru Outback do not attempt to board the helicopter
The constant mention of Kobe and the do not board the helicopter was a warning
rattle me bones god dammit dude
I thought of Pacific rim uprising
Kobe’s dead 😂
Damn with the liquor and the pizza you'd think they'd cancel each other out but he just creates a solenoid.
My four would be the ceo of home depot, a cloaker from pay day 2, the god of all pokemon, and hevenly's pizza.
Badger: It's not about the money... It's about sending a message...
Heavenly: What's the message?
Badger: Pizza good...
It’s about the Mets baby
It's about pizza. HE WAS EATING A FUCKING PIZZA!
@@callmeiz4048 WHILE PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME!
@@BIGSCHMUNGY love the Mets baby
@@-gibby538 lets go hit a home run
"can't be professionals"
*picks 3 former pros, with one being the world champion*
yeah this looks fine to me
1. Brennan Lee Mulligan
2. William Shakespeare
3. An Oompa Loompa
4. The Cheeze-it cheese wheel
5. Pope Francis
My 5: Drake wearing Jordan 4 Retros, MrBeast with his crocs in sport mode, Snake from metal gear solid as a pickle, Gabe from life is strange, and Juggernaut from MW2 2022 wearing timbs.
My five:
GIGN Recruit
SAS Recruit
GSG 9 Recruit
Spetsnaz Recruit
FBI SWAT Recruit
TASTE THE RAINBOW
BUM RUSH IMMINENT!
The ultimate recruit rush
Just rush the net
You forgot ash
Bruh gimme
Steve from Minecraft , Epstein after he “ killed himself”, that one oblivion npc that’s smacked off skooma 24/7, gimme fat Thor ( the gamer version) , and one sentient gamer sups can.
I'll. Second that big man
I'll. Second that big man
@Clu Rosencrans and he‘s still gonna win
Can I copy that?
On my 4v4 basketball team I would have master chief, Sam Fisher, and the go go gadget dude. We making it to the big leagues with this one boys 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
My 5 picks are:
-Senator Armstrong (Tank, moral support)
-Raiden (Speed)
-Doom guy (Offensive)
-Thrall from Warcraft (Team buffer)
-Obama (Captain
"Our goal is to make twitch rivals fun to play and fun to watch"
Literally first round : *does nothing* 😂😂😂
And it was still more fun
You trying to disrespect the fallen
Elon Musk
The Queen of England
Thanos
Rook WITH his buffet
Spongebob
A good alternative would be Jake from Jake farm
Solid
WITH his buffet
@@kylemonroy2357 I agree, a newborn Jake from the farm of Jakes
My five are as follows:
Shane from Smosh
Chris Evans as Johnny Storm
Lurch from The Addams Family
Link from Breath of the Wild
All Might but small form
"YO, THEY GOT HEATED SEATS OVER HERE!" Best quote ever