How do you think Kim Jong-Un was made? It is clear that there is no women pure enough for Kim Jong Il, there is no other way. - In fact the mere act of having sex with Kim Jong Il could last centuries, at the very least, no women could withstand this time.
Kim Jong Un certainly is taking after his father! Next thing you know, they'll come out with a museum about the time Kim Jong Un went to the lube factory!
he directed on the spot over 1000 times but he was only there 300 what a great and powerful leader king jong il you have even bested facts and logic itself
I own a copy of it, it's a full-length feature. It's actually pretty good if you like Godzilla/monster movies. You can tell there was a lot of energy put into it. It's basically a Marxist parable told with a giant metal-eating monster.
Girlfriend got it for me on eBay...I honest to God think it's the best present I've ever gotten. It's obviously a bootleg copy but I love it...it's in Korean with English subtitles. I know that the movie was released in Japan (unlike most North Korean movies, which are only shown in the country), so that must be how I came to eventually be able to acquire it. You can still find it on eBay for 19.95 if you search for it.
The Great Leader didn't waste his time on foolish things like Emmys as they are for TV. The Great Leader made movies so good the Academy gave him all those GIANT him statues because some golden idol named Oscar isn't enough for the Great Leader.
Apparently, the directing skills of the Great Leader General Kim Jong-il simply puts Hollywood to shame. He is so AWESOME that Quentin Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson must bow down and kiss his tiny feet.
Max Power I wish George Lucas had the Generalissimo to help him make the Star Wars prequels. I have deduced that the issue with the prequels was that George Lucas only used 2 cameras, he should have used 3.
+Serpico's Beard - I know, right? That is absolutely amazing. I mean, it's not like he was in the next room where the guitar was. He actually saw it with his own eyes. I am simply blown away.
+Serpico's Beard yea right ^^ its holy now i really wonder why they didn't protected the paths "General Kim Yong Il" was walking by. Or the sticks and stones he saw on his way.. This is so fucked up.. its fubar actually
+Serpico's Beard Dude, who are you to joke about it :/? You have no idea how hard he saw it. He saw it damn hard! He saw it like there was no tomorrow! It was so intense that his eyeballs almost touched it. He stared the shit out of that gitar with his glorious gaze.
i can only imagine being an intellectual born in NK and coming to the realization that your entire life has been molded by and for the will of a single family who believe they are the sole rulers of the country, FOREVER. fucking terrifying.
4 cameras? Imagine having five. That'll be the most epic movie of all time. Lol. But seriously, I cannot imagine if they already figured out how to do 3D film making. The whole nation would probably praise them as their God.
4:38 He SAW the guitar 🎸 with his eyes! Now that’s worthy of being put behind glass and preserved for ages to come! The tourist even asked if he played the guitar or anything of that sort but no, he just saw it, once, for a couple seconds 😂
This one of the finest films I've ever seen. This documentary style is both professional and relaxed. Vice, your'e doing a phenomenal job with these documentaries.
He gave the a guidance to use THREE camera AT THE SAME TIME holy crap how?!?!?! And the whole filming took 8 hours instead of two days?! What kind of super powers does he have?! He saw this guitar 😂😂 WTF Ive never thought it's possible to film a comedy doco film inside North career This is a masterpiece
Wow, did he really see that guitar? That's amazing. I wonder how much all the stones and walls and floores and people and clothes and stuff he also saw is worth.
China must find N. Korea quite useful as a distraction from their own increasing military might. Otherwise it is hard to understand how they tolerate such neighbourly nuttiness.
I think what he meant by "He saw the guitar" was that he made the guitar or at least cut the wood which went into the guitar. Coming from an asian country we do use saw when referring to the action of cutting wood, even I can't explain it now.
I thought his comparison to Nero was fucking spot on. Except in nero's case, there was a violent coup where he was forced to commit suicide to prevent being publicly executed. Well who knows, maybe that'll happen to
I wasn't sold on the whole "our great leader" thing at first. I felt like those people were being forced to idolize him and to tell stories about how great he was in making movies. That was until they told HE FUCKING SAW THAT GUITAR. Now i'm convinced.
the guy at 4:45 standing next to kim looks like the guy from security instructing the reporter how to adress the chairman properly. is that a family held spot or why do they look so much alike
Kim Jong-Il could have had a really lucrative career in the PGA, it's a shame he never pursued that because I heard he hit like 11 hole-in-ones in one round!! Also, he invented hamburgers!!!
You all aren't acknowledging his greatest creation in all of the existence of mankind- FIRE. Without the great general, we would all be subjected to live in a primitive state! >3>
Wow. I appreciate what you went through to make this film. I was stationed at Osan Air Base from 2009 to 2011 so I know the lunacy of the DPRK. Also, seeing the DMZ and the JSA from the North's side was a trip! Again, thanks for making this film.
Fun fact: The monster costume in North Korean movie "Pulgasari" was created by Toho, the same studios that created Godzilla. Toho was commissioned to make a monster costume for some Chinese film studios, and it was actually the North Korean film studios.
I have a very bad feeling those that approved him going into the country, those that allowed unauthorized photos to be taken and the guide that was tripped up in the museum tour are now being worked to death in a labor camp.
The camera equipment they have is badass. Ofcourse, nowdays it's all digital, but those cameras would go for tens of thousands. That's the only cool thing in the whole country.
I give the guides kudos, they were being really nice to Shane. They gave him a sort of freedom on the tour, and from the few clips, actually treated him kind. Shame that it was in NK.
lol all the stuff of the production film are all abducted from the director to the actresses and then my boy kim take credit for all of it like satan be like damn dude ur making me look bad
I love how the narrator pronounces Korea as Career. What insanity, I'm surprised it has lasted so long. I have a feeling it will fall apart during my lifetime, but who knows.
After watching all of the parts of this, it just makes me sad. A whole country just devoting themselves to such bullshit ideals, brainwashed from who knows what age.. I can't even...
Haha I went to that film studio too, in March this year. Got to dress up in fancy dress like some sort of North Korea emperor or something, haha! It's on the video on my channel if anybody is interested in seeing it, pretty funny.
He himself saw this guitar.
He played the guitar?
No the actors and actresses played the guitar.
But he saw the guitar.
Havingfun2night HaHaHaHa
That was very important as he have to give them 1770 on spot help
Actually this is so sadd 😢
What a monumental piece of film history that guitar is! It should be on display at the Smithsonian for all to see.
Man he saw that guitar. Thats soo cool
lmfao, so cool, major props, damnn, wish i would have saw that guitar, and maybe i too could be Eternal President and Great Leader !
it was one of the best of the 11,890 guidances
pie189 lmao
pie189 LMAFO Great Comment
@@SaebriSelect Stop making fun of me. I saw this elegant guitar. everything i put my eyes on is godly.
6:20 Without Great Leader Kim Jong-Il’s great guidance, Vice could’ve never made this multi-camera shot.
😭😭😭
LMAO
General Kim Jong Il*
The w0rekers párty of Korearrr
hahahaha
Koreeeyuerrr
@@FormigaFit Kourier
@@Peczhie Carear*
I'm rewatching this series and I cannot stop saying "Koreaerrr" like him lmao
1:51 "Kidnapped director". Totally lost it
LOL, I realized it.
vlid0 He came here 350 times, he gave 1180. Also he saw this guitar.
@@MultiSciGeek lmaoooo
What is kidnapped director mean in that title 😂
That director comes from south korea xd
“no more shooting?”
NK: *says yes*
“okay”
*continues filming*
Probably killed the guides by doing so.
@@informacionkali7920 let us hope he didn't
really shitty thing to do
The tourist guide and museum tourist guide arguing was the most human thing I saw in this
Dude thank you, no one else has said anything about this but it was so strange to me, like they were competing or something….
Exactly the first thing that I thought, while hoping neither would be executed for arguing!
You must not know some are forced to kill each other
@@CAPTINjacksparrow are you on crack?
@@Paradise_Automotive I think the guy was trying to save the reporters ass lol, trying to redirect it
Gotta give them credit, they make amazing murals.
Yeah just like the IRA did!
thats that soviet swag. feels like home even tho its on a different continent
fr i wanna know who painted them
Yeah because the great leader gave them 1,056 guidances how to draw these
There’s a interesting wiki article on their art department/ministry. They actually do commissions.
I'm surprised they don't have every shit Kim has ever taken stored in a clear display case lol.
How do you think Kim Jong-Un was made?
It is clear that there is no women pure enough for Kim Jong Il, there is no other way. - In fact the mere act of having sex with Kim Jong Il could last centuries, at the very least, no women could withstand this time.
Actually North Korean propaganda stated that Kim Jong-Il never had to use the toilet...
Noah Michael-Koch Of course it does, lol. That freaking place is nuts.
Nintenkid91 that’s because the great leader never shits
@@busterboy241 They said because he works so hard he has to use all energy and does not need to use the toilet
4:40 ROFL "He saw this guitar"
Look up Kim Jong Il looks at things, it's truly amazing.
Kim Jong Un certainly is taking after his father! Next thing you know, they'll come out with a museum about the time Kim Jong Un went to the lube factory!
He saw guitar and insert in butt
@@sammisquigellz Kim Jong un saw this butt plug!
He saw it, so it’s special.
he directed on the spot over 1000 times but he was only there 300 what a great and powerful leader king jong il you have even bested facts and logic itself
North Career looks like it actually has some pretty cool movies. I want to see that Godzilla knock-off
So would I and many of us here in the States. I wonder how long is the film though? It can't be more than two hours or even 90 minutes.
I own a copy of it, it's a full-length feature. It's actually pretty good if you like Godzilla/monster movies. You can tell there was a lot of energy put into it. It's basically a Marxist parable told with a giant metal-eating monster.
***** Wow! How did you get a copy first of all? No doubt it wasn't easy. And a Marxist parable with a Godzilla type monster huh? Sounds fun.
Girlfriend got it for me on eBay...I honest to God think it's the best present I've ever gotten. It's obviously a bootleg copy but I love it...it's in Korean with English subtitles. I know that the movie was released in Japan (unlike most North Korean movies, which are only shown in the country), so that must be how I came to eventually be able to acquire it. You can still find it on eBay for 19.95 if you search for it.
***** Oh...wow. Your girlfriend is keeper by the sound of it. That's sweet of her.
But anyway, thanks. I'll try to search for it. Thanks man.
So sad Kim never won any emmys :(
off to the labour camps for disrespecting the great leader
The Great Leader didn't waste his time on foolish things like Emmys as they are for TV. The Great Leader made movies so good the Academy gave him all those GIANT him statues because some golden idol named Oscar isn't enough for the Great Leader.
the f.....🤣🤣🤣
u forgot to add *Great Leader*
Apparently, the directing skills of the Great Leader General Kim Jong-il simply puts Hollywood to shame. He is so AWESOME that Quentin Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson must bow down and kiss his tiny feet.
Tarantino can suck my ass.
General Kim Jong-il? I thought you died, man!
Max Power
I wish George Lucas had the Generalissimo to help him make the Star Wars prequels. I have deduced that the issue with the prequels was that George Lucas only used 2 cameras, he should have used 3.
Guy Ritchie, Scorsese, the Cohen brothers... they ALL studied film making in the DPRK. Very few people know this though.
The koreuur feet
Holy fucking shit he saw that guitar!
😂😂😂😂
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
+Serpico's Beard - I know, right? That is absolutely amazing. I mean, it's not like he was in the next room where the guitar was. He actually saw it with his own eyes. I am simply blown away.
+Serpico's Beard
yea right ^^ its holy now
i really wonder why they didn't protected the paths "General Kim Yong Il" was walking by. Or the sticks and stones he saw on his way.. This is so fucked up.. its fubar actually
+Serpico's Beard Dude, who are you to joke about it :/? You have no idea how hard he saw it. He saw it damn hard! He saw it like there was no tomorrow! It was so intense that his eyeballs almost touched it. He stared the shit out of that gitar with his glorious gaze.
Man, North Kareer is my favorite country
***** Yes I am, thank you
@@AFriendlyHeathen 🤣👌
3:00 this scene was hilarious!the guide got frustrated and the translator got confused XD
And both probably got executed for this video
Both were trying hard not to get executed for such a silly mistake 😂
i can only imagine being an intellectual born in NK and coming to the realization that your entire life has been molded by and for the will of a single family who believe they are the sole rulers of the country, FOREVER. fucking terrifying.
I think of this every time I think of NK.
15:53 Nothing teaches man the truth of life and destiny like a giant monster smashing buildings
Its at 1:48
I hope im not too late
how many person did they kill during the making of the film
all of them
Cuong NGUYEN THANH XUAN That’s what I rather want to know.
Thats the number the reporter didn't want to ask about at 03:40
2:45 he came here 350 times, but he gave 11000... PHONE CALLS?! :D WTF best shit ever :D TROLOL :D
Legends say that the tourist guide and the lady in museum are still arguing up to this point
This was a very fascinating documentary. Thank you for bringing this kind of content! You guys have some serious guts.
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What if they used 4 cameras? 😳😳😬 mind blown
If he had had 4 working cameras on the set, he probably would've used the lot.
They used the 4th one to film the General himself
4 cameras? Imagine having five. That'll be the most epic movie of all time. Lol. But seriously, I cannot imagine if they already figured out how to do 3D film making. The whole nation would probably praise them as their God.
That sounds like re-education camp talk to me young one...
Jk lol
But what if?...
I just expected KAREEUR to be the first comment
I wish that at 7:30 that it just said "Shane Smith" for all of the credits.
I think "General Shane Smith" would be even better
@@GarrySkipPerkins he 'saw' the guitar which was 'seen' by general Aladdin... err general Kim
4:38 He SAW the guitar 🎸 with his eyes! Now that’s worthy of being put behind glass and preserved for ages to come! The tourist even asked if he played the guitar or anything of that sort but no, he just saw it, once, for a couple seconds 😂
3:07 "When you're at your friends house and he and his mom started having an arguement in their native language and you be like..."
he saw that guitar
Now i have seen it too, and the power dwells inside me !
This one of the finest films I've ever seen. This documentary style is both professional and relaxed. Vice, your'e doing a phenomenal job with these documentaries.
" He taught the cameraman and actors, how to shoot and act " lol
"Career" is a pretty fucked up place xD
NGELO9657 hahahaha this got me laughing so much 😂😂😂
He gave the a guidance to use THREE camera AT THE SAME TIME holy crap how?!?!?! And the whole filming took 8 hours instead of two days?! What kind of super powers does he have?!
He saw this guitar 😂😂
WTF Ive never thought it's possible to film a comedy doco film inside North career
This is a masterpiece
Wow, did he really see that guitar? That's amazing. I wonder how much all the stones and walls and floores and people and clothes and stuff he also saw is worth.
Also, I know how to use commas. It's for the stylistic effect, so shut it!
You should see the bench that Kim Il Sung sat on. That shit's encased in glass.
China must find N. Korea quite useful as a distraction from their own increasing military might. Otherwise it is hard to understand how they tolerate such neighbourly nuttiness.
China is almost just as bad
sixty syxti Until Xi Jinping, China was pretty alright. They got along with the United States and hated the Soviets and are pretty stable.
other wise US could park a carrier across the river
NK is just a convenient nuclear trigger for china. Get ya facts straight
I have to laugh at how absurd this is😂 Shane make this so entertaining as well as informative 😂
I think what he meant by "He saw the guitar" was that he made the guitar or at least cut the wood which went into the guitar. Coming from an asian country we do use saw when referring to the action of cutting wood, even I can't explain it now.
At 5:18 what brand camera is that? ***MCINEVISION is says...obviously not PANAVISION
"He saw this guitar!!" lol
“Did he play this guitar?” “No he saw this guitar” OMG!!!!
"kareer"
"Koreeur."
Little Joey, you created this mess (as well as Mao's China experiment).
I was so honored to even digitally see a guitar that The Chairman, General, Great Leader Kim Jon Ill also laid eyes upon.. brought a tear to my eye.
😂
I thought his comparison to Nero was fucking spot on. Except in nero's case, there was a violent coup where he was forced to commit suicide to prevent being publicly executed. Well who knows, maybe that'll happen to
2:22 wow his psn account would be filled with trophies by now
I wasn't sold on the whole "our great leader" thing at first. I felt like those people were being forced to idolize him and to tell stories about how great he was in making movies. That was until they told HE FUCKING SAW THAT GUITAR. Now i'm convinced.
Shane this was excellent. You guys go through a lot, really enjoy these documentaries.
1:48 i love how y'all added there "kidnapped director"
Due to argueing at 2:25, North Korea is now split into North Korea and North-er Korea. (Or as they call it, korer)
5:41 I think I can even hear Godzilla still roaming through sets.
wish vice still made real content like this. these are classics.
I wouldn't be surprised if they had an empty glass case. They'd say "Great General Kim Sung-Il took a breath here"
HE SAW THIS GUITAR THAT GUITAR IS GOLDEN YO!
The whole north korean population is like a crazy ex girlfriend, “He saw this guitar.” “he played this guitar?” “No, he saw it.”
the guy at 4:45 standing next to kim looks like the guy from security instructing the reporter how to adress the chairman properly. is that a family held spot or why do they look so much alike
1:53 life and destiny? I keep laughing uncontrollably whenever I see that
Kim Jong-Il could have had a really lucrative career in the PGA, it's a shame he never pursued that because I heard he hit like 11 hole-in-ones in one round!!
Also, he invented hamburgers!!!
Not only that, he also invented antibiotics and the bicycle :3
Kim Jong-Il invented Al Gore
doesn't matter what he invented, he still didn't invent hentai :(
You all aren't acknowledging his greatest creation in all of the existence of mankind- FIRE. Without the great general, we would all be subjected to live in a primitive state! >3>
Kim Jong Il Invented my dick
(A moment after this video was uploaded)
Mr. Pak: "I'm gonna die🙂...."
0:55 Are we just going to ignore that man who got run over by a horse? xD
wkwkwkwkwkwkw :"V
@@MasterShadowDOTkom wkwk
7:20 KUREE-URRR
I'm dead on shane's face when the guide and the private security started to debated
Wow. I appreciate what you went through to make this film. I was stationed at Osan Air Base from 2009 to 2011 so I know the lunacy of the DPRK. Also, seeing the DMZ and the JSA from the North's side was a trip! Again, thanks for making this film.
I want a museum of just things famous people have seen now.
I was crying from laughing so hard "so he played this guitar...?" "No but he saw it"
Fun fact: The monster costume in North Korean movie "Pulgasari" was created by Toho, the same studios that created Godzilla. Toho was commissioned to make a monster costume for some Chinese film studios, and it was actually the North Korean film studios.
5:07 why is there a blonde chick there
i think thats tamyka smith the wife of shane smith
good catch...that was fast
I have a very bad feeling those that approved him going into the country, those that allowed unauthorized photos to be taken and the guide that was tripped up in the museum tour are now being worked to death in a labor camp.
1:40 "Visiting the filming 'nhowrrrr..." LOL
I was laughing and crying at the same time while watching the documentary 😂
North Koreans: *fighting over the number of "the general" visit to the film studio*
South koreans: *fighting over their movie's oppa*
The camera equipment they have is badass. Ofcourse, nowdays it's all digital, but those cameras would go for tens of thousands. That's the only cool thing in the whole country.
"Workers party of Korear"?
Its courier
I give the guides kudos, they were being really nice to Shane. They gave him a sort of freedom on the tour, and from the few clips, actually treated him kind.
Shame that it was in NK.
The lady & the guy arguing about the numbers 💀 you could tell they were so scared to get anything wrong
Visits museum
“General Kim Jong-il personally came into contact with this molecule of water...”
11:45 , shane: he came here 350 times but he gave 11,000 ... ?
cameraman: phone calls?
LOIOOOLLLLL
THE GLORIOUS PEOPLES NORTH CAREER!
did anyone else notice when at the end it sounds like carrer but he is saying korea
These vids are brilliant. Nice work gents!
So exiting to see part 3 and forgot to like part 1 & 2 =))
0:43 it's 1969, not 1964
source: im korean
North Korean?
TheNerdHQ dammit howd you know
FlamingPillow You are lliterally the worst pretender I have ever seen
FlamingPillow So... you are from the Democratic People's Republic of Koreeuhr?
The guide members were most definitely killed after this production was released.
NK guide "He saw the guitar'
Shane "He played this guitar?"
NK guide "No he saw this guitar"
WTAF!
He saw the camera. Ok thats enough north korea for today
The two guides fighting about the numbers is everything.
lol all the stuff of the production film are all abducted from the director to the actresses and then my boy kim take credit for all of it like satan be like damn dude ur making me look bad
Korer
I love how the narrator pronounces Korea as Career.
What insanity, I'm surprised it has lasted so long. I have a feeling it will fall apart during my lifetime, but who knows.
The amount of sarcasm Shane uses is what makes this whole doc so great haha.
the fact that the north korea loves its leaders so much that they love a guitar the man laid eyes on is insane
"...it's like 20th century Fox..." only shit.
After watching all of the parts of this, it just makes me sad.
A whole country just devoting themselves to such bullshit ideals, brainwashed from who knows what age..
I can't even...
Haha I went to that film studio too, in March this year. Got to dress up in fancy dress like some sort of North Korea emperor or something, haha! It's on the video on my channel if anybody is interested in seeing it, pretty funny.
Nice dude
I know this dude. Paid NK propogandist.
4:32 Kim Jung Il himself *seeing* this guitar was enough to make this guitar a fucking antique.
Does Anyone Know the Name of The song at 0:07 ???
FOR KOREERR !
Is it just me,
is this guy really baked or on really strong medication?
Too bad Shane acted so overly arrogant.
Had he been a bit more contained and polite, I'm pretty sure he would have seen a lot more.
somalnicht lol I wonder what your doing now
Didn't you go to the Generalissimo Fart Museum? Kim once farted and they made a huge statue out of it. 6545 people work there.
He gave 11 thousand... phone calls? 😂😂😭😭😂😂
North Kahreeer best Kahreeer