Or just use deception like me when i tricked the gate gard that i was just buying something in the 7 11 that is pretty close to the school but little did he know i rode a jeep and went home. ~JAIL BRAKE SUCCESSFUL~
@@daki8131 im in private school and they still run like shitty public school, the tuition is expensive as fuck but most of the money goes to the pockets of the school directress and the catholic organization so yeah fuck this school the only redeeming feature it has is good teacher and good facility that you would never use
@@yasakiyuuki Yeah haha, its a different type of fly to be specific. They're sometimes as long as half a pinky and color grey with black stripes and red eyes.
Yeah, Nut really Relatable, Cuz for me, I'm Currently in a Private school and it still feels like it's a Public School, No Computer Lab, No Library, No Science Room, Bruh, it's just Classrooms, Bathrooms Canteen and a Damn Tree at the Back
One time i slipped out when it was dismisal for kindergardeners there was a lot of parents and just slipped through.. But returned i got no money, Cant go home And i was pretty bored outside so i just came back and act like i was late
I just realized how tough it is to be a middle school student here in the Philippines I remember I have to scale a 10ft wall and run from the guards just to skip classes to play video games.
Ahhh yes. Your Middleschool Life isn't complete without cutting class. I am always a Classroom President since elementary. But there was this one time on my 7th grade, that we had an unbearable teacher and even I cut classes. I ask our Class deliquents where to escape as all of us boys escpae the school one by one on a Big hole from that walls of our school. (It was an old school soo yeah the walls are useless basically) It was like a prison escape. And when we escaped, we run as fast as we could into the nearest Computer shop and blend in like nothing happened. And Play CS extreme or Dota. Good times.
Foreigners: is that a prison? Me: no that's a school. Foreigners: is that a village? Me: no that's an actual prison Foreigner: where are the walls? Me: walls?
We just simply don't know any other models of school that's why we take it as standard when in truth, our schools are modeled after prisons more than educational facilities. And they wonder why the average Filipino student underperform.
@あんさつのしょーぐんAssassin Shogun for me, college was the true prison. If you look up UST AMV HALLWAYS you can find a picture of our hallways which is very similar to mental asylum hallway pictures. Lol
@Charger kunhaato akai is being defected and become hachaama, guess we can't return it since the warranty is expired year ago. anyway, it still better.. HACHAMA-CHAMAAAAA!!!
@me when i got to senior highschool, they made me play outlast (since i'm the only one who has courage) on laptop and they used HDMI so that eveyone in the class can see on the LCD above the whiteboard. At that moment, i felt like a streamer.
Haha Dota. Nung highschool ako Counterstrike 1.3 palang ang nauuso. Dun palang unang nagsulputan yung mga computer shops. Hindi ako tumatalon sa pader pero sinasalisihan ko yung gwardya. Pero pag nakita ako nun sinusumbong ako sa tatay ko nyahaha!
Beating the college mode in expert would be easy if you have the "Ultimate Analyst" skill. Dangerous but very powerful. Only a few could acquire at such a powerful skill. Unfortunately, you'll need to endure alot of child trauma and pain before acquiring this specific skill. Once learnt, it'll be useful after graduation. Finding a job has never been easier!
@@Dewdimpple It is a very rare skill indeed. But very attainable if you have a very bad childhood and endured alot of pain from your surroundings by experience. It gives you this edge of "self awareness", from knowing what is actually right from wrong. Many adults claim that they know what is really right and rightfully wrong. But that wasn't the case. If it does, middle class shouldn't be existing right now. Anyway, you will understand this once you're in your late 40's if you still haven't acquired the Ultimate Analyst. Getting it younger will give you the edge though.
I guess considering that the tutorial stage on college will have more variety it will give you more time to acquire several hidden skills before real life hits
Probably not that rich. Her description doesn't match any school I've been to. She probably got enrolled in a lower end private school. Higher end schools even in the 90s had better everything than what she mentioned. Could also have been purposely chosen by her dad too.
@@nicodalusong149 prolly still an international school. Daheck can Hachaama communicate with anyone if she was enrolled in a lower class private school. She is only good at Japanese and prolly got better at english during her australia days
@@nicodalusong149 There are some International Schools here in the Philippines where Foreign Dignitaries/ Diplomats can send their kids to... Her description fits those places...
@@Alex-vv59t Bro you wouldn't believe what the students back in my school would do to cut classes, one time my classmates built bamboo stilts to climb over the barbed wall, the other time they have to climb and jumped over a series of trees to get over the walls its nuts, and they do all this so they can play Dota on an internet cafe near the school lol
@@Jetleckyboi there was a kid that would do whatever the hell he wanted proper scumbag back in a old school he would legit smash classroom doors and try to leave school when he felt like it teachers had to hold the door close becuase fella was crazy lol i moved school cause the school was really shitty i wonder what happened to him would not be surprised of he is in prison already his mother was crazy too so idk lol That and some people would ask me to look out for teachers while they snuck out of school yeah memorable times lmao Also bamboo stilts? Damn lol
5:14 "Steel Cups..." Now now, Haachama, picture this in your mind, it's almost sundown and you've just finished playing with friends on the roads, you go home and drink cold water with a steel cup, even before you put the cup on your mouth it already has condensation on the sides... I tell you Cold water on Steel Cups is a gift from the Gods...
Yeah, I still don't prefer the experience of steel cups. I just miss the firm comfortably round lip other cups offer. I also think ice cold drink is overrated so I don't care about the cool the metal cups give.
@@riykin until a certain mobile game got released and destroyed the gaming community here, don't get me wrong the gaming community was already messed up XD, but "those gamers" made everything worse
If you're not Cebuano, you might feel pity. Since literally the schools within the City have probably the worst type of experience most students endure and laugh about once they enter Colleges(which has a little bit better experience than highschools).
Idk but i feel like it wasnt a private school or she was in a dorm that is handled by the school. Ive been to one and the food in the cafeteria is garbage.
Me first few minutes: "yep that sounds about right" Me after Hacchama mentioned the lack of plastic plates, utensils, and the piled rice on top of a board: *hold up*
LMAO Yeah, my old school had A BUNCH of those trees, I got bonked in the head by a faqing cluster of atleast 5 mangoes on the head, but still, I got free lunch tho hehe
If she was attended school in the 90s to early 2000s then public schools were like that. The barbed wire wasn't to keep students from leaving but to keep thieves and kidnappers from coming in. No comment on the cafeteria food since I always brought my own. There were flies though especially since the widows would always be open and they had screens since the screens had holes. On another note, Haachama's dad is something else. "Make friends with someone who is 18 years old" he says. That's wild.
Flies toughened up my peripheral and body coordination. Now, when I see flies, I just instictively shoo it away. I don't like it when flies land on me tho
"Well speaking of meals, it should be delicious and amazing emotional support?" *flashbacks to her cooking But for real though Haachama is such a unit for adapting to a new place, Philippine life be hitting different...
I literally can not stop laughing for five seconds straight just hearing this but yes Improvise. use the things you have now (the toothbrush). Adapt. Get used to having no chopsticks on cup noodles (even tho I've never had cup noodles at school) sometimes. Overcome. Now E A T it with the toothbrush.
"There were a ton of flies" *This is why we pack our own meals. Only a madman would dare to eat rice meals(or anything that wasn't wrapped in plastic for that matter) at school. Unless of course that school was really nice(and by nice I mean university kind of nice).*
"when you forgot your assignment in other countries: Its okay... "when you forgot you forgot your assignment in Philippines: I think im gonna die any day now...
Most cafeterias in schools are notoriously bad. Some give 90% rice and 10% dish, some have really bad taste like it taste like sadness. Most of the students go outside of the school premises but most schools don’t allow it. It feels really like a prison but if you ask me. And maybe Haato(not Haachama) was enrolled in a public school.
Even some private schools cafeteria is shit, I’ll tell you that. I never had a pork cutlet that tastes like cardboard until I was allowed to buy my own lunch. This also reminds of that Japanese girl in our class last year, I’m certain she was not haachama but she was cool, like haachama.
@@iAMACUTEBITCH I didn’t specify what kind of school I am taking about as both private and public school cafeterias are the same dog shit meals but the only difference is private schools have gold in its “meals”. Edit : oof, i did specify but my point still stands
@@yubinator7455 Guys, sorry to say but I honestly don't understand what you expect of school cafeterias. Like what do you mean by "dog shit meals"? Rice and ulam/s not good enough? I mean Haachama wasn't even complaining about the food, her concern was the stainless plates and the flies. Which added to the feeling of being in prison.
I remember when i was in highschool in a public school when there's a rumour that our cafeteria reuse those plastic cups from the garbage which is fcking true so i was like "i never felt anything bad of my health since this past 7 months so I'll ignore that".
I love seeing old clips like this, we get to see how they were before Hololive became what is known today. You can see how Haato really loves her father. Studying abroad alone as a child is a hard thing to do for a girl her age (she is 19 now, but she is probably 16? in this video). Barely knowing language to communicate but she still made friends, maybe she had Japanese schoolmates? Her dad really should have put her in a private school or somewhere more expensive to avoid those issues she mentioned lol. But still, Haato made memories that she shared with us. I hope she got stronger during her time in the Philippines. She graduated from High school in Australia now and she is back in Japan. I'm amazed on how much she has grown. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
If she really is 19 at the moment then Im leaving a live of lies. We can't even get an employement nor a summer job before 18 so we needed to work a manual labor and yet she is already to this level. I wanna cry so bad😭😭😭
I couldn't agree more. I have a lot of respect for her. Not only because she went to a strict and prison-like school, but her strong mind to go through all that stuff. It's even scarier if you don't know the culture, surrounding and language you're in. Only people who is though enough can remain positive. Again huge respect and I hope she could at least make some positive memories instead of neagive ones which she can only laugh about.
wasn't she in a private school? I'm pretty sure what she describes sounds like a typical catholic private school, I don't know if the same applies for public schools
@@tj2407 No one knows. But expect that almost every school here in the Philippines is the same. Even other luxurious schools offer the same treatment(some of them offer worse) base on my experience.
"It's really horrible" "its like a prison" Me and the Boys at BCNHS (Bacolod City National Highschool): *Laughs in jumping over the wall and well made excuses*
It was really annoying when my school started placing broken glasses on top of the walls. I mean, how else am I supposed to get my Jolly Burger?! This is tyranny I tell you!
the effect just needed to simmer a bit tbh, seeing as how deeply Haato has disappeared and shows little signs of coming back, like that money we lost at [REDACTED]
Classic berlin wall with barbed wire or broken pieces of glass on top. That's how we train our wall climbing skills in school. I feel sorry for hatoo. Thank God, at least she didn't mention the comfort rooms.
Oh, god... the comfort rooms. The good ones are always locked, hence why they're good, but the ones available to the public is just an absolute pig sty. Public schools have it worst, but even private schools are a mess on its own.
@@francescamendoza336 hmm, our school even though a private school is actually worse than some of the neighboring public schools since students here are spoiled asf, being a scholar is a torture
There is no such thing as fully edible tap water here in the Philippines even in fancy neighborhoods and the biggest cities. All the water pipes are notoriously bad/outdated/rusty so when it reaches your home it's contaminated and not advisable to drink. I speak from knowledge since my professors were consultants for the 2 biggest water companies when I took some Hydrology courses for my Civil Engineering degree. We all use water filters or just outright buy cheap purified water in bulk sold by water refilling businesses who use more expensive water treatment tech to purify tap water.
@@RuiRuichi you use water filters for tap water? We use water pump and tap water as a drinking water as it is without any fancy water filters or such. Filipinos are almost immune to it
@@RuiRuichi when i was young i used to drink water on a sink that comes from the dirty river because i cant handle it anymore because im so thirsty and my drink is not enough so it run out and im suprised that i ddint get sick because i drink many of it and the dirty river was mostly pissed and shits by students because all toilets in there are fucking broken and not working at all and its basically useless as fuck and all the students have no choice but to shit on the forest behind on our school
@@ydatoporin We do that as well, the strictness of the school borders depends on the Principal and other staff who had the authority. But back in my First to Third Grade, our school gates are wide open, problem is I don't have the balls to go out
Filipino's have poison resistance at a very young age when their food drops onto the floor and be like "still edible" Na level up ko na ang poison resistance to 4
Bread with lots of sugar, probably enseymada. Also it is common for flies to sneak in the glass storage where they put the bread in the bakeries here in PH.
when haachama described the walls around the school i was expecting her to say that the stone walls were topped with broken glass -- a basic security system in most former spanish colonies.
Wait...I'm kinda starting to think that freakin' Haachama is some rich girl Ojou-anime-style. You know? the HO!!HO!!HO!!HO!! type. The rich dad throwing her in a prison-like school oversea (just for 2 months) in order to toughen her up sounds like a manga plot LOL. Plus him traveling there, then moving her to Australia, jokes aside that's a lot of money involved, isn't it? lol. Ojouchama-chamaaa~
If that's how it started that's definitely not how it ended up. In Australia her host family didn't make food for her and would go out to eat without her, so she said that "Red Bull became her best friend" when she had to skip dinners :(
Yagoos dream: create a virtual idol group similar to AKB48 (mission: failed) 赤井 dads dream: create an emotionless, poison-resistant super villain (mission: hachamachama˜)
Eating with flies! Ah, the SEA experience. But it does make your stomach tough (although maaaaaybe it shortens your lifespan). Now she can brag to her 1st world country buddies that she's not afraid of any food.
@Juls Locquiao yeh it also happens from different countries but in most places in the Phillipines there is almost no stealing/that much crime but if someone does try to kidnap me or steal something for me I would use the art of kicking balls
There are actually good public schools here in the Philippines, But those schools requires an average maintaining grades, you also get allowances from them every 3 months, the food is reasonably good, and they have many activities every month, though you cant go outside since it's almost like a private school, Parents sometimes leave the food of their children on the guard house with their name on it so they wont have to spend their money on the canteen, reason is most of the food there is expensive, they are also highly budgeted by the government that's why they have more facilities like Chem labs, Physic labs, Computer labs, and such, But passing their exam is pretty hard, as for me who only had a few knowledge cause I came from a public elementary school cause mostly students that passed the exam on that highschool are private elementary school students that's why there's rarely any public elementary school students that passed there, but yeah im just trying to say that not every highschool on the Philippines is that bad I know no one asked...
As one who graduated from a well known high school i can say that's true the everything is pretty decent but the exams are legit a nightmare, mine even required us to pass a somewhat liscienceaure exam (ncii)
thats a Science High School you're describing.. it has its own set of issues 1. science hs students have a freaking LONGER daily schedule than office workers, on top of homeworks/projects and extracurricular activities 2. u rarely receive your allowances full.. there will always be a deduction for some sort of contribution/activity.. also, teachers schedule projects after the allowances have been issued, so nothing remains really 3. the top 40-50 of the batch is usually placed in one section.. hell, that section is ULTRA COMPETITIVE, nobody tolerates failure, because its the TOP students of the WHOLE CITY, not just the school 4. 85 is our maintaining grade for major subject and 80 in minor/elective.. in my major Math subject, i had 83-81-84 in the first 3 quarters, i need AT LEAST 92 to not get kicked out.. not to mention we had like 2-3 elective maths on top of the major math subject.. i managed to get 93 btw
@@jomybaby22-gaming Honestly, the ScHS system was good for trihards like us (I graduated from one pre-K-12), until K-12 fucked up the momentum of every single ScHS student. Imagine Haato in one; Might've produced an entirely different strain of Haachama... That aside, I can think of a few International Schools with conditions like what Haachama said. May or may not be entirely true now since everything's in the past, though. Makes sense how the strongest Idol was created by the environment that houses the strongest race, and tempered to perfection by the strongest continent.
Philippine school where the guards had an absolute order, even tho the teacher said that it's already okay to leave the school and go home, the guard here wont let you out untill all of the students on the school are going home.
That school sounds lax, with them being allowed to go out at all. My old school checked if you were wearing the proper outfit, down to the socks, and there being a routine bag inspection every day
Schools in the philippines from kinder to highschool is like a prison. They will only let you leave the school during lunch break at 12 noon and dismissal at 5 in afternoon. The craziest part is during afternoon dismissal. Students will flock at the gate waiting for it to open. When it opens we were like dogs that escaped the cage lol.
Here in Philippines, you will enter the school as a Student and you graduate as a Warrior. Our school experience here takes more guts than brain to survive.
Elite forces once renowned for being the most cunning and strongest in the country, they generally came from public schools and often times receive harsh trainings from their elementary days as they had to have flexible and strong bodies to achieve unbelievable feats such as jumping over walls, barbed walls and walls filled with broken glasses, though they are decreasing their notoriority is still feared among the other forces
God this is the absolute opposite of my experience in philippines, School has big walls with barb wires? Psh easy to climb, Cant go out? Pffft pathetic just be friends with the security gaurd he'll let you out. Having trouble eating foods with no utensils? Just use your hands even if its a ramen noodle whatever. Bored of just sitting in yoyr room for 4 hours? Just cut classes when its recess time.
"Since this school is strict like a prison" its not just that i think every school in philipines is i can say that because im from philipines i learned it by experience i really laugh at how accurate she said
"the school look like prison" Welllll yes but basically yes i guess. Me that studied from "PRIVATE SCHOOL" We have bigger wall like 12ft tall with barbed wire or broken glasses We all have roll call starting 7am EVERYDAY, 12 noon we can take some lunch but only at school campus The jail guard (Security guard) are more strict than the Warden (Principal) we also have Casino inside our classroom and the Officer in charge (class teacher Adviser) be like "MEH". Some prisoner succeed to escape after entering school,some of them getting caught from Computer shop and put on 2 weeks lock up (Suspension) "what a poor fella". After 4 years we finally free but we all wrong because we need to be transferred to the next Prison and they called it COLLEGE Sorry from bad English i still have trauma from it
i lived in the philippines for almostthe entirety of my life. it’s a very third world country. wether you’re in the poorest province hut or the most luxurious mansion in the country, there’s always flies and cockroaches. this is not a guess it’s a fact
Rather than laughing my ass off, I'm more embarrassed to how shitty some schools are here in the Philippines. Imagine raised to a country that's known for their cleanliness and discipline then started living to a country like Philippines, just can't imagine how shocked she felt after experiencing this in the first weeks.
Well this was on the Early 2000s where Joseph Estrada *MIGHT* have Let education slide off a bit. But Yeah, its a Bit embarassing, but I guess we can only look up to the future where our Education system and Waste management Improves, while currently That was The Du30 administrations Plan, but Corrupt individuals are always a Problem
Im being honest right now the public school in mindanao(where i live) is getting better it just sucks for her that she experience all that pig pen stuff.
@@tobi19005 eyy same I'm living in mindanao too. And yep I can really see some improvements especially to known public schools, but the problem with water still sucks 😂
Techniques in philippine school 1. Be a sport player 2. Maintain your grade during first semester 3. Dont worry about the other semester you can just skip it or make an excuse that’ll you have to practice 4. For the whole year what ever your grade during first semester its your grade the whole year.... 5.sleep,relax and enjoy
"The school had barbed wires"
Pinoy students: that's a parkour obstacle
U need to keep up, improve your vision, and the most important Run fast as u can
I just use "rope like material to create some gap so we can go across it.
I just use "rope like material to create some gap so we can go across it.
Or just use deception like me when i tricked the gate gard that i was just buying something in the 7 11 that is pretty close to the school but little did he know i rode a jeep and went home.
~JAIL BRAKE SUCCESSFUL~
@@evandle5076
Cutting classes speedrun go brrr
Somebody: "Tells something bad about the Philippines"
Filipinos: I agree.
It's true though...
Even in private schools, we face the same problems
@@Sg-jn2bl overpriced foods and expensive tuition and they cant be bothered to sell good food and just sell stone cold leftovers
@@r3ll282 hey once you get into private school they atleast warm up the Shitty food
@@daki8131 im in private school and they still run like shitty public school, the tuition is expensive as fuck but most of the money goes to the pockets of the school directress and the catholic organization so yeah fuck this school the only redeeming feature it has is good teacher and good facility that you would never use
I'm from Philippines and I can confirm that the flies here can get big enough to lift your fried chicken.
bruh why is this so funny
@@ryuuminami22 because it's a fact that it's funny
Is it true????? 🤤🤤🤤🤤
@@yasakiyuuki Yeah haha, its a different type of fly to be specific. They're sometimes as long as half a pinky and color grey with black stripes and red eyes.
@@ryuuminami22, how you guys could survive with those flies swarming around the food with that big? 😰😰😰😰😰
"the school is like a prison"
Filipinos: *"Always has been"*
WAIT IT'S A PRISON ALL ALONG!!?
Filipinos:Always had been
Im a filipino but I never thought of it like that
@@bigidlagger7589 Yeah me to i view it like a meme sometimes its funny but sometimes its dark
@@JDVJ_1 I actually thought schools in other countries were way stricter.
@@JDVJ_1 but that changed my way of thinking when I watched this.
Haato talking about the tall gate which look like prison:
Philippine students: wait, they aren't normal?
Parkour is a common skill
If you want some good food outside.
Also a lookout for the guards
And blind spots to climb out from
It is Wall Rose Actually
Yea true XD
wait schools aren't suppose to be a prison just to study?
Yeah no shit i also though it was common on other countries
Her father wanted her to toughen up, little did he know what he would create
Now the result has come back to haunt him in the worst way imaginable.
Idk i think her dad is pinoy lol
@@AGENTBVOCALOId Wag sana mag dilang anghel kundi......🤪🤪🤪🤪
@@AGENTBVOCALOId Oh no, You are in verge of creating a FILIPINO PRIDE.
so Hachama would be hololive ph 0 lol
Someone disses a country
That country's people: NOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU
Someone disses Philippines
Filipinos: Yes its true
Accurate. No other words to describe this comment.
well how can you deny such true thing
@@ラファエル-q3b Yeah its so true can't argue with that
because our country is Trash and Everyone of us knows its true.
It is a good country if you don't look past natives being very nice and polite
Haachama: “Sorry if the topic makes you feel bad”
Filipinos: “no no no, we understand”
'di namin kinakahiya kase yun na talaga hahahahahaha
to be honest im feeding the flies in my school ;-;
@@rongalarpe5872 I see no problem in that
Wala kami problema jan
Tbh kinda true everything she said
For anyone who doesn't know, the name of the school that Haachama was attending is called *Muntinlupa New Bilibid City Jai-* i mean *School*
LOL 😂😂😂
Whens the break time there
Does the SCHOOL look good?
It is a very HIGH PROFILE school bilibid me xD
Dafaq brooo HAHAHAA 😂
Wwwwwww
So this is where she unlocked Food Poisoning Resistance Lvl: Max
Max? Nahh she surpassed the limit
Bee sized Flies.
i see
I got that reference
She was trained in our facilities and emerged resistant to all dangers.
So my country may have caused Hachaama...
Yeah, that checks out...
That probably speaks a lot more about the general mental strength of Filipinos to reject the "Haachama force" your country generates lol
@@justacatwithasadface2692 Thats our secret.
We are always HAACHAMA.
@@LimSiege I laughed at this harder than I thought I would..😂
@@LimSiege oh god haha
yep same thought here
Foreigners: Phillipine schools are like a prison with tall gates and barbed wires.
Filipinos: This is home
Not relatable to me but ok
not relatable for me too, it felt like hell
I like the philippine school, but i dont like to study
My classmates: ahh yes another parkour course
Yeah, Nut really Relatable, Cuz for me, I'm Currently in a Private school and it still feels like it's a Public School, No Computer Lab, No Library, No Science Room, Bruh, it's just Classrooms, Bathrooms Canteen and a Damn Tree at the Back
"The bread alone was delicious" spoken like a true inmate lmao
LOL
tbf, bread is quite delicious xD
and cheap aswell
@@Rieras it was probably ensaimada or something lol
@@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED or pandesal
@@MistSGM nah its definitely ensaimada cuz pandesal only gets sold in bakeries
the rest of the world, "oh I,ll just skip school", the Philippines " skipping school is prison break.
Agree haahahaha
One time i slipped out when it was dismisal for kindergardeners there was a lot of parents and just slipped through..
But returned i got no money,
Cant go home
And i was pretty bored outside so i just came back and act like i was late
Overseas: *Skipping school and getting away with it*
Philippines: "This is Snake. Colonel, can you hear me?"
I think, most of East Asians school is like prison though... *cries in highschool
wait... that wasn't normal?
I just realized how tough it is to be a middle school student here in the Philippines I remember I have to scale a 10ft wall and run from the guards just to skip classes to play video games.
True, well that's mostly applicable to private schools. We had lower walls at my public school.
Ahhh yes. Your Middleschool Life isn't complete without cutting class.
I am always a Classroom President since elementary. But there was this one time on my 7th grade, that we had an unbearable teacher and even I cut classes. I ask our Class deliquents where to escape as all of us boys escpae the school one by one on a Big hole from that walls of our school. (It was an old school soo yeah the walls are useless basically)
It was like a prison escape. And when we escaped, we run as fast as we could into the nearest Computer shop and blend in like nothing happened. And Play CS extreme or Dota. Good times.
Ah, a fellow wall comrade.
And thats the reason we have barbed wire walls😂😂😂
Ehh you guys are lucky... I've grown up in a private school
Foreigners: is that a prison?
Me: no that's a school.
Foreigners: is that a village?
Me: no that's an actual prison
Foreigner: where are the walls?
Me: walls?
Prisoners: walls?
When the school has better security than jails:
@@cervantes5811 education or death
@@kyleangelocastro9460
College - Why not both?
@@skylarbanting5209 the prisoners ARE the walls
As a Proud Filipino... Yes... Skipping classes means "Jail Break"
More like Cutting
Tara cutting HAHAHAHA
Bruh i haven't cut classes even once
It's not jail break if no one saw you #intelekt
Cutting classes pa more(≧▽≦)
Watching this made me realize what i havent realized for 15 years of studying in the philippines... this IS a prison huh
Gotta Agree but Prison's are pretty boring unlike school's
It's always crowded when you buy something.
@@RiderGeats i remember
I was always pushing(not that hard) just to buy something cuz if you act like a diciplined student youll never get your food
We just simply don't know any other models of school that's why we take it as standard when in truth, our schools are modeled after prisons more than educational facilities. And they wonder why the average Filipino student underperform.
@あんさつのしょーぐんAssassin Shogun for me, college was the true prison. If you look up UST AMV HALLWAYS you can find a picture of our hallways which is very similar to mental asylum hallway pictures. Lol
"It's really horrible"
"It's like a prison"
Yeahh it actually is lmao
well my school in highschool is like that and when I went to senior high, my school has a gate pass but there is no gate.
@@pumpkinwarrior wtf
@@akira9195 there were times going out is really banned so others escaped through the plains at the back of the building
as a pinoy i can confirm this
Couldn't agree more.
"why do the insects so large?" lol bruh it's either we torture or nurture them
Both
Feed them so much, they'll explode
I know at least 6 people who have put spiders in a match box and brought them to school.
@@thewall4069 i thing every sigle public school in the philipines carries spiders in containers to make them figth
@@thewall4069 i remember that, i used to carry a giant widow spider and we used to fight them on long sticks
Haachama talking to her 18y/o friend: "One day, we'll be able to explore the world beyond the walls! I promise!!!"
Godammit that reference
Oh god PH PUBLIC SCHOOLS IS AOT S1 TO S3
3rd grader me saying to my friend we gonna cut classes
@@inespineda8400 Wait I thought Private Schools is more Aot than Public schools. Oh well
Oh god
I guess Philippines made haachama and Australia made haachama stronger. So strong that she killed akai haato
We are all HAACHAMA CHAMA here
pa-warranty ako kay haato, nasira na kasi boss
@Charger kunhaato akai is being defected and become hachaama, guess we can't return it since the warranty is expired year ago.
anyway, it still better.. HACHAMA-CHAMAAAAA!!!
What happened again to Haachama in Australia
Akai Haato Is Not Dead....
She's Just Sealed In Her Own Body...
"No Berlin-like wall can stop me from skipping school to play DotA 6.68" - i used to think.
Lmao
Tangina nostalgia ahahah
@me when i got to senior highschool, they made me play outlast (since i'm the only one who has courage) on laptop and they used HDMI so that eveyone in the class can see on the LCD above the whiteboard.
At that moment, i felt like a streamer.
@@LEC1857-6inFinalsGotReverseSwe best move ko noon, courier with energy booster + dagon + guinsoo.
Haha Dota. Nung highschool ako Counterstrike 1.3 palang ang nauuso. Dun palang unang nagsulputan yung mga computer shops. Hindi ako tumatalon sa pader pero sinasalisihan ko yung gwardya. Pero pag nakita ako nun sinusumbong ako sa tatay ko nyahaha!
"it will toughen you up"
ah yes going to school in ph is like playing the tutorial before going to prison (also to train you once you end up in hell)
Living in the Philippines is basically hell so yeah. School tutorial before the real thing
Beating the college mode in expert would be easy if you have the "Ultimate Analyst" skill. Dangerous but very powerful. Only a few could acquire at such a powerful skill. Unfortunately, you'll need to endure alot of child trauma and pain before acquiring this specific skill. Once learnt, it'll be useful after graduation. Finding a job has never been easier!
@@TheDifferenced I'm in college and I haven't learned this skill yet
@@Dewdimpple It is a very rare skill indeed. But very attainable if you have a very bad childhood and endured alot of pain from your surroundings by experience. It gives you this edge of "self awareness", from knowing what is actually right from wrong. Many adults claim that they know what is really right and rightfully wrong. But that wasn't the case. If it does, middle class shouldn't be existing right now.
Anyway, you will understand this once you're in your late 40's if you still haven't acquired the Ultimate Analyst. Getting it younger will give you the edge though.
I guess considering that the tutorial stage on college will have more variety it will give you more time to acquire several hidden skills before real life hits
Idk man, even with those walls, as long as the guards are our homies we can cut classes lmao
yo nice pfp
yep. just befriend the guards and even yoy can ba late or skip classes
Just level up the guard relation ship tree to friendship to get the available perks
But our guard, if you are a girl you can go outside but boys......…
Well thats a fact right there
So it's confirmed that Hachaama is rich. Her description is 100% an international school.
Probably not that rich. Her description doesn't match any school I've been to. She probably got enrolled in a lower end private school. Higher end schools even in the 90s had better everything than what she mentioned.
Could also have been purposely chosen by her dad too.
@@nicodalusong149 prolly still an international school. Daheck can Hachaama communicate with anyone if she was enrolled in a lower class private school. She is only good at Japanese and prolly got better at english during her australia days
@@nicodalusong149 There are some International Schools here in the Philippines where Foreign Dignitaries/ Diplomats can send their kids to... Her description fits those places...
@@jasperreyes5174 Yeah, I would know. I studied in one of those places.
Isn't her dad just sent her away because he knows her potential in cooking.. yes, haachama cooking.. dad won't eat those..
Filipinos be eating food that touched the floor and just say "ehh, 5 minutes haven't passed yet. This is still edible."
We just built different 💪🏽😤
I keep mine at a 5 second rule, 10 seconds tops. 5 minutes is too much.
My spoon: *drops to a filthy water puddle*
Me: Eh, just wipe it
@@matsu4010 and clean it
"My taho fell on the ground"
Hhhhhhmmmmmmmmm
"Weird Japanase girl eating nissin cup noodles with a toothbrush"
Other student(s): Pota?
Hmmm
The other students: What in the name of tangina did I just witness
@@aldusty3959 you made me laugh.
HAHAHAHAHA POTA napatawa moko
lol pota!
imagine the lucky bastards that get to be haachama's classmates.
prisonmates* lmao
I wonder if any of them knew... ahhh, how lucky.
@@aniusers no one knew cause this was all before her career..
...
That's what I was thinking... Like ugghhhh
Lmao true af
Haachama really is a sweet daughter for considering spending time with her Dad.
Im sure thats still akai haato. Philippines made haachama and Australia made haachama even more stronger
"Spending time with her Dad..." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@pain6734 no
@@pain6734 Stop.
@@pain6734 Get some help.
Wait, you guys don't have a stone wall with barbed wires on top of your schools? lol
Gotta prevent people from cutting classes and going home!
Bruh no thats a prison though some people from my school actually ditched school right through the fucking front gate during brake time Lmao
Yeah lol
@@Alex-vv59t Bro you wouldn't believe what the students back in my school would do to cut classes, one time my classmates built bamboo stilts to climb over the barbed wall, the other time they have to climb and jumped over a series of trees to get over the walls its nuts, and they do all this so they can play Dota on an internet cafe near the school lol
@@Jetleckyboi there was a kid that would do whatever the hell he wanted proper scumbag back in a old school he would legit smash classroom doors and try to leave school when he felt like it teachers had to hold the door close becuase fella was crazy lol i moved school cause the school was really shitty i wonder what happened to him would not be surprised of he is in prison already his mother was crazy too so idk lol
That and some people would ask me to look out for teachers while they snuck out of school yeah memorable times lmao
Also bamboo stilts? Damn lol
5:14
"Steel Cups..."
Now now, Haachama, picture this in your mind, it's almost sundown and you've just finished playing with friends on the roads, you go home and drink cold water with a steel cup, even before you put the cup on your mouth it already has condensation on the sides... I tell you Cold water on Steel Cups is a gift from the Gods...
Plus you won't break your cups of it slips.
I prefer steel cups because I have a tendency to get violent
Coca Cola in steel scups 👌
@@wargodlazer3184
Mmff a blessing from the cosmic deities themselves
Yeah, I still don't prefer the experience of steel cups. I just miss the firm comfortably round lip other cups offer. I also think ice cold drink is overrated so I don't care about the cool the metal cups give.
That school has gotta be very great if the restroom doesn't smell like pee every 10 seconds
Mine used to smell like bleach, period blood, and detergent.
And that's one reason why I wait it out until school ends instead of going to the bathroom
@@kagetoki6453 SAME
Honestly those aren't bathrooms... They're private smoking lounges.
@@jirouhanz2 we were lucky enough if it smells like bleach its was like a blessing if it was clean and reeks of cleaning products in the bathroom
"the school had barbed wires"
PH students: oh that?... yeah thats not enough to stop us from going to net cafes
Spikes? Barbed wires? Deep canals on the other side of the wall? Ha! Those aren't gonna stop me from eating good food
@@matsu4010 deep canals are escape routes though
@@fafathought7506 What in tarnation have you guys been doing to keep this secret technique hidden from many students
League of Legends is basically a drug here man
@@riykin until a certain mobile game got released and destroyed the gaming community here, don't get me wrong the gaming community was already messed up XD, but "those gamers" made everything worse
Wait so y’all telling me that barbed wires on tall walls weren’t normal?
Bruh this is the first time i knew barbed wires on our wall aren't normal
@@justsomerandomcatintheinte9838 same LMFAO how TF I just figured out only now?!?!
Well ours isn't barbed wires instead it's broken glass
Not at my school, but I do remember there being broken glass embedded into wall around my subdivision
@@themilkman993 pffft my god damn school has BOTH AND A GUARD THAT CARRY 3 BATON PASS
Yeah we have big ass flies in the Philippines, they are called "Bangaw", they are like the big boss of the small mob flies
Mafia flies
And loud af
Chad flies vs. incel flies
Small house flies are lvl. 1 thugs. These boys are lvl. 70 Mafia Bosses
*taps the top of bangaw*
These bad boys can gross the hell outta ya.
as a filipino instead laughing at her experience here
i feel sorry about her but i understand how miserable to live specially for the likes of her
If you're not Cebuano, you might feel pity. Since literally the schools within the City have probably the worst type of experience most students endure and laugh about once they enter Colleges(which has a little bit better experience than highschools).
Idk but i feel like it wasnt a private school or she was in a dorm that is handled by the school. Ive been to one and the food in the cafeteria is garbage.
Idk but here in C.A.R it's all good. Cold weather and stuff, less crime rtc
That's why i don't eat cafeteria foods. They suck and prefer skipping lunch. The flies also ruined the food so yeah..
@@samplayzhd1255true. I was 10 at that time when i went to that dorm and I skipped lunch for like the whole school year i became skinny asf
The flies' size are accurate.
You eat your meal on a hot afternoon and you'll just wonder "huh? I never thought raisins could fly?".
Bruh
"Honey the raisins are flying again"
Me first few minutes: "yep that sounds about right"
Me after Hacchama mentioned the lack of plastic plates, utensils, and the piled rice on top of a board: *hold up*
And the f***ng toothbrush!
@@otto7848 I really feel bad for her for eating that noodles cup with her toothbrush.
Hmmm.. That is new to me. I'm Filipino and I never heard of a school like that.
@@ethernet_code_zerosubject-7108 maybe tbe schools in the past. Haven't heard of a school like that here neither.
Maybe OTHER schools do that..
In my school at mindanao, theres no flies to be found. Only on the outside.
As a Filipino. Growing up the past was fun, kids my age would capture spiders and make them fight to the death
In my school people still do them ha good times when I was in pre school
Oh! I remember that!
Yeah, i still remember those times. There was this one time one of my classmates bring a fucking tarantula to school.
Good times, good times.
@@michaelmatter2630 tarantula? Like the legit big hairy spider? Really?
@@JKgyaru6969 Yes. If i remembered correctly. He put it in a plastic box though for "safety".
and this is where Haachama developed her iron stomach which she now uses to devour the -abominations- i mean meals she makes on Haachama Cooking
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@@raffimolero64 i see i see... i dont usually use it so lol i r a newb
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I see
Philippines unleashed yet another monster.
This explains a whole lot actually...
I'm afraid to say but I agree
I hope I know it but...can you explain to me?
I can't it because um hmmm
@@alextsukishima7666 gotcha mate
Haha now I get it, the cooking.
The title should be
The making of Haachama part 1
U mean hacahmaa bizarre adventure : Philippine highschool arc
Philippine Tendency*
Haachamas Bizzare Adventure
Australia Crusader
"philippines are known for their mangoes"
Me:hell yeah.. Even inside our school there are mango trees
I thought that was normal lmao
Wait... it isn't normal?
LMAO Yeah, my old school had A BUNCH of those trees, I got bonked in the head by a faqing cluster of atleast 5 mangoes on the head, but still, I got free lunch tho hehe
@@jamesivanmarionrosete5191i died
If she was attended school in the 90s to early 2000s then public schools were like that. The barbed wire wasn't to keep students from leaving but to keep thieves and kidnappers from coming in. No comment on the cafeteria food since I always brought my own. There were flies though especially since the widows would always be open and they had screens since the screens had holes.
On another note, Haachama's dad is something else. "Make friends with someone who is 18 years old" he says. That's wild.
In Cebu, those conditions remained until recently since 2015. especially in the City itself.
I remember someone from my sister's class was kidnapped becuase our school lack security. And they were g1 while I was g4
@@killerbait8240 Yikes! That's horrible. Hopefully that person is alive and well. That's gotta be traumatizing though.
Very wild. Make friends with 18 yr old
Her dad is something else for putting her in this fucking hellhole.
as a filipino i can deffo vouch for most of these being true. also imo the flies are more akin to flying medicine tablets.
And here I was listening to the story like, is this shit even legal?
Flies toughened up my peripheral and body coordination. Now, when I see flies, I just instictively shoo it away.
I don't like it when flies land on me tho
The flies increased my reaction time because of how annoyed I got at them,
So now I can kill flies more efficiently and not miss as often
When you can catch flies with your bare hands without even seeing them while eating at cafeterias...
@@jasperreyes5174 yea I Accidentally ate one..
"Well speaking of meals, it should be delicious and amazing emotional support?"
*flashbacks to her cooking
But for real though Haachama is such a unit for adapting to a new place, Philippine life be hitting different...
She's been in Austrailia for about a year? now. I think she's still stuck there.
@@YuSooKey she already flew back to japan right?
@@YuSooKey she already graduated there.... and now back at japan
considering how tidy japan is, she handled it pretty well and came out on top - although, with some bumps here and there.
Everyone: wow philippines school was like prison
Filipinos: wait so we were at the prison all this time
*always has been*
weird my school must have missed the memo since they forgot to build a perimeter wall much less a gate
School was a prison to begin with
yes
Do you mean *Our 2nd home* ?
9:35 Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
I literally can not stop laughing for five seconds straight just hearing this but yes Improvise. use the things you have now (the toothbrush). Adapt. Get used to having no chopsticks on cup noodles (even tho I've never had cup noodles at school) sometimes. Overcome. Now E A T it with the toothbrush.
ᴅʳᵉᵃᵐ, ᵇᵉˡⁱᵉᵛᵉ, ˢᵘʳᵛⁱᵛᵉ
ᴀᵐ ⁱ ʳⁱᵍʰᵗ
This killed me hahaha
Wait until she learn the "kamayan" style.
I was so confused I was like " A toothbrush? Where is the fork?"
"There were a ton of flies"
*This is why we pack our own meals. Only a madman would dare to eat rice meals(or anything that wasn't wrapped in plastic for that matter) at school. Unless of course that school was really nice(and by nice I mean university kind of nice).*
That's why i only buy biscuits, ditching the next class after break to eat so there's onky few peeps in cafeteria
Only-
True
Oh shi-
Oh wait there are no classes due to quarantine but frick i always eat rice meals my hs during lunch breaks
Chips. Or water whatever works
Her: its prison like
Me: sounds like an everyday school to me, that doesnt stop people to cut class though
We run from the guards everydayy
I've always been convinced that someone accedentaly brought in the prison program I stead of the school program and shit just worked itself out
You'll do everything just to be lazy
I'll do anything to not attend class ...
"when you forgot your assignment in other countries: Its okay...
"when you forgot you forgot your assignment in Philippines: I think im gonna die any day now...
I don't worry about that, there's like 3-5 classmates that doesn't have to, so you can join them since everyone in school is basically your friend
Classmate: sorry ma'am i forgot my assignment
Teacher: i will forget your grade
Wow seeing Haato before she mutated into Haachama feels so unreal.
Most cafeterias in schools are notoriously bad. Some give 90% rice and 10% dish, some have really bad taste like it taste like sadness. Most of the students go outside of the school premises but most schools don’t allow it. It feels really like a prison but if you ask me. And maybe Haato(not Haachama) was enrolled in a public school.
Even some private schools cafeteria is shit, I’ll tell you that. I never had a pork cutlet that tastes like cardboard until I was allowed to buy my own lunch.
This also reminds of that Japanese girl in our class last year, I’m certain she was not haachama but she was cool, like haachama.
@@iAMACUTEBITCH I didn’t specify what kind of school I am taking about as both private and public school cafeterias are the same dog shit meals but the only difference is private schools have gold in its “meals”. Edit : oof, i did specify but my point still stands
@@yubinator7455 either this is a filipino fact that never changes.
@@yubinator7455 Guys, sorry to say but I honestly don't understand what you expect of school cafeterias. Like what do you mean by "dog shit meals"? Rice and ulam/s not good enough? I mean Haachama wasn't even complaining about the food, her concern was the stainless plates and the flies. Which added to the feeling of being in prison.
I remember when i was in highschool in a public school when there's a rumour that our cafeteria reuse those plastic cups from the garbage which is fcking true so i was like "i never felt anything bad of my health since this past 7 months so I'll ignore that".
I love seeing old clips like this, we get to see how they were before Hololive became what is known today.
You can see how Haato really loves her father. Studying abroad alone as a child is a hard thing to do for a girl her age (she is 19 now, but she is probably 16? in this video). Barely knowing language to communicate but she still made friends, maybe she had Japanese schoolmates?
Her dad really should have put her in a private school or somewhere more expensive to avoid those issues she mentioned lol. But still, Haato made memories that she shared with us. I hope she got stronger during her time in the Philippines.
She graduated from High school in Australia now and she is back in Japan. I'm amazed on how much she has grown. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
If she really is 19 at the moment then Im leaving a live of lies. We can't even get an employement nor a summer job before 18 so we needed to work a manual labor and yet she is already to this level. I wanna cry so bad😭😭😭
I couldn't agree more. I have a lot of respect for her. Not only because she went to a strict and prison-like school, but her strong mind to go through all that stuff. It's even scarier if you don't know the culture, surrounding and language you're in. Only people who is though enough can remain positive. Again huge respect and I hope she could at least make some positive memories instead of neagive ones which she can only laugh about.
Private and Catholic Schools in Cebu is what Haachama is talking about. Public Schools just have a different issue than what she is saying.
wasn't she in a private school? I'm pretty sure what she describes sounds like a typical catholic private school, I don't know if the same applies for public schools
This is definitely a private school, public schools are way worse than this
Other schools: **has 100ft wall and barbed wires**
My school: this rusty sheet of metal and chicken wire will do the job
My school: wall?
Chicken wire?😂😂😂😂
@@lnmgl4203 school?
@@ThePieOfTheUnknown it's a relatively new public school in baguio
@@lnmgl4203 wait what?
Damn, time to check city profile.
"Since this school is strict like a prison"
"It will toughen you up"
I see, she went into a Catholic School. No doubts.
as a person who goes to a catholic school, this is entirely true
What school did she attend to?
@@tj2407 No one knows. But expect that almost every school here in the Philippines is the same. Even other luxurious schools offer the same treatment(some of them offer worse) base on my experience.
@@ronelcabilatazan4590 Philippines is big was she in Manila?
@@tj2407 probably. It's the capital after all
Reiner: another wall to destroy.
i want to destroy youre wall
Lmao
Do you have dozens of people named Kent too?
Bertholt**
Bethold's fist is gonna get screwed by the rusty barbed wires.
Watch as a titan die by tetanus for the first time unfold.
"It's really horrible"
"its like a prison"
Me and the Boys at BCNHS (Bacolod City National Highschool): *Laughs in jumping over the wall and well made excuses*
Lmao I'm 2 hours away from you
Wait, you're like 40 minutes away from our school.
Ur like 24 hours away from our school
Time to scream kyrie espayos until someone turns around
Time to dox
Haachama: "Philippines are known for mangoes"
Me: "You have activated my inner Western Vizayan form"
Ari ka gali par
Depota diri ka haw?
Ay kalinti sino kmo hahaha
@Nerdy Panda naol
@Nerdy Panda abi nako nagIndonesian mo pero bisaya ra diay.
It was really annoying when my school started placing broken glasses on top of the walls. I mean, how else am I supposed to get my Jolly Burger?! This is tyranny I tell you!
Hahahah, use backpacks or jackets.
Haachama: *Gets annoyed by the flies landing on her food*
Also Haachama: *Puts a fucking tarantula on her food*
Philippines has mutated her to be so fucking insane, she ate a tarantula. I mean, Philippine schoolsmdoes that to ya.
This was before hachaama killed haato, what you see here is haato in her purest form
the effect just needed to simmer a bit tbh, seeing as how deeply Haato has disappeared and shows little signs of coming back, like that money we lost at [REDACTED]
To be fair, you don't know where those flies have been.
Spiders...I got nothing.
@@jirouhanz2 I can't tell if I should happy or scared if my country literally created Haachama
The strongest idol was tempered by the flames of Philippines. Now everything makes sense
Title: *has philippines
Peenoise: eyyy what poppin
Correction , not what ... It's wat.😂
What's popping Jimbo?
ayyyyyy yo
Lol pee noise
Lol pee noise
Her father's choice for my country Philippines may have an effect on Haachama's personality, maybe I should have my brain checked one day
No wonder Haachama finds everything tasty. Freedom sure is tasty.
Classic berlin wall with barbed wire or broken pieces of glass on top. That's how we train our wall climbing skills in school.
I feel sorry for hatoo. Thank God, at least she didn't mention the comfort rooms.
Oh, god... the comfort rooms. The good ones are always locked, hence why they're good, but the ones available to the public is just an absolute pig sty. Public schools have it worst, but even private schools are a mess on its own.
@@francescamendoza336 hmm, our school even though a private school is actually worse than some of the neighboring public schools since students here are spoiled asf, being a scholar is a torture
ah yes, the dirty comfort rooms that always smells like piss
Damn, the comfort rooms in our school had me traumatized for life.
The comfort rooms at my school don't even have toilet paper and have a 50/50 chance of flushing, good thing I never had to use them
Light Novel Idea: That time I got sent to the Philippines and developed poison resistance by surviving a prison like school
I got something better:
That time i got reincarnated as a Filipino from the Philippines.
I bet she drank the tap water there. People usually come out like her when they do.
There is no such thing as fully edible tap water here in the Philippines even in fancy neighborhoods and the biggest cities. All the water pipes are notoriously bad/outdated/rusty so when it reaches your home it's contaminated and not advisable to drink. I speak from knowledge since my professors were consultants for the 2 biggest water companies when I took some Hydrology courses for my Civil Engineering degree. We all use water filters or just outright buy cheap purified water in bulk sold by water refilling businesses who use more expensive water treatment tech to purify tap water.
@@RuiRuichi you use water filters for tap water? We use water pump and tap water as a drinking water as it is without any fancy water filters or such. Filipinos are almost immune to it
It makes soooo much sense now to know that Hachama is the Philippines version of a Missouri Water Person
in the courtryside, most of the time our tap water is fine except when there is a recent strong hard rain, we can just basically drink everywhere
@@RuiRuichi when i was young i used to drink water on a sink that comes from the dirty river because i cant handle it anymore because im so thirsty and my drink is not enough so it run out and im suprised that i ddint get sick because i drink many of it and the dirty river was mostly pissed and shits by students because all toilets in there are fucking broken and not working at all and its basically useless as fuck and all the students have no choice but to shit on the forest behind on our school
Im just here to say im not disappointed at this comment section. Unlike most of the Filipino related things I've seen.
Indeed.
People here are men and women of culture
I'm glad I still haven't found a single "Pinoy Pride" comment
It's because the Filipinos here (in the comments section) are cultured weebs, not normies.
@@crisgeraldperez7 truu dat
"they didn't give me chopsticks along with the cup ramen so I used the *toothbrush* "
Oh you used the toothbrus-
*YOU USED THE TOOTHBRUSH!?!*
I just drink it like water
Students who transfer in the Philippines: it's like a prison in here.
Philippine students: yeah you get used to it.
I thought all school had walls and barb wires around them ._.
yeah, and if it wasn't barbed wire it was the rusty metal fence with pointy bits or just the good old smashed san miguel bottles
In my school you could walk out through the main door/gate... freedom 😂
@@gabiiewnko4233 this right here
@@ydatoporin We do that as well, the strictness of the school borders depends on the Principal and other staff who had the authority. But back in my First to Third Grade, our school gates are wide open, problem is I don't have the balls to go out
Our Highschool has barbed wires, yet gangster students can still escape stealthily.
so she went to Philippines and luckily got a skill called "Poison Resistance"?
yep
It was either that or perish
yes
Filipino's have poison resistance at a very young age when their food drops onto the floor and be like "still edible"
Na level up ko na ang poison resistance to 4
The food part is relatable.
Especially the bread part lmao
Sweet bread of the Philippines and Langaw everywhere IT I S Fun here in the Philippines A N D I'm happy I was born far away from prison-like schools.
@@hectoresguerra2826 yup, same
And we out here eating some amazing Siomai Rice paired with spice.
Bread with lots of sugar, probably enseymada. Also it is common for flies to sneak in the glass storage where they put the bread in the bakeries here in PH.
She was probably talking about ensymada but yeah the food part is very relatable
when haachama described the walls around the school i was expecting her to say that the stone walls were topped with broken glass -- a basic security system in most former spanish colonies.
Wait...I'm kinda starting to think that freakin' Haachama is some rich girl Ojou-anime-style. You know? the HO!!HO!!HO!!HO!! type. The rich dad throwing her in a prison-like school oversea (just for 2 months) in order to toughen her up sounds like a manga plot LOL. Plus him traveling there, then moving her to Australia, jokes aside that's a lot of money involved, isn't it? lol. Ojouchama-chamaaa~
If that's how it started that's definitely not how it ended up. In Australia her host family didn't make food for her and would go out to eat without her, so she said that "Red Bull became her best friend" when she had to skip dinners :(
I'm thinking either an embassy worker or involved with international business.
@@Orepitolo Yea, when she was telling that story..
*Gruh.(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ*
@@absalomdraconis or engineer who work in some big international project
She's 100% a rich daddy's girl lol
Yagoos dream: create a virtual idol group similar to AKB48 (mission: failed)
赤井 dads dream: create an emotionless, poison-resistant super villain (mission: hachamachama˜)
Eating with flies! Ah, the SEA experience. But it does make your stomach tough (although maaaaaybe it shortens your lifespan). Now she can brag to her 1st world country buddies that she's not afraid of any food.
For those who don't know, the streets of the Phillippines aren't all that safe and that's why they don't allow kids to go out.
Even the police murder them
Only NCR not safe
There's even a kidnapping incident in some areas
@Juls Locquiao yeh it also happens from different countries but in most places in the Phillipines there is almost no stealing/that much crime but if someone does try to kidnap me or steal something for me I would use the art of kicking balls
They wouldn't let kids out because they don't want them to be hit by truck-kun and get isekaid
This is what spawned Haachama cooking? (Undercooked || Burnt) > flies
Flies small and big thrive in these environments
There are actually good public schools here in the Philippines, But those schools requires an average maintaining grades, you also get allowances from them every 3 months, the food is reasonably good, and they have many activities every month, though you cant go outside since it's almost like a private school, Parents sometimes leave the food of their children on the guard house with their name on it so they wont have to spend their money on the canteen, reason is most of the food there is expensive,
they are also highly budgeted by the government that's why they have more facilities like Chem labs, Physic labs, Computer labs, and such, But passing their exam is pretty hard, as for me who only had a few knowledge cause I came from a public elementary school cause mostly students that passed the exam on that highschool are private elementary school students that's why there's rarely any public elementary school students that passed there, but yeah im just trying to say that not every highschool on the Philippines is that bad
I know no one asked...
Well, That's a good statement my fellow country men keep it up
As one who graduated from a well known high school i can say that's true the everything is pretty decent but the exams are legit a nightmare, mine even required us to pass a somewhat liscienceaure exam (ncii)
thats a Science High School you're describing.. it has its own set of issues
1. science hs students have a freaking LONGER daily schedule than office workers, on top of homeworks/projects and extracurricular activities
2. u rarely receive your allowances full.. there will always be a deduction for some sort of contribution/activity.. also, teachers schedule projects after the allowances have been issued, so nothing remains really
3. the top 40-50 of the batch is usually placed in one section.. hell, that section is ULTRA COMPETITIVE, nobody tolerates failure, because its the TOP students of the WHOLE CITY, not just the school
4. 85 is our maintaining grade for major subject and 80 in minor/elective.. in my major Math subject, i had 83-81-84 in the first 3 quarters, i need AT LEAST 92 to not get kicked out.. not to mention we had like 2-3 elective maths on top of the major math subject.. i managed to get 93 btw
@@jomybaby22-gamingYeah that's the one im talking about
@@jomybaby22-gaming Honestly, the ScHS system was good for trihards like us (I graduated from one pre-K-12), until K-12 fucked up the momentum of every single ScHS student. Imagine Haato in one; Might've produced an entirely different strain of Haachama...
That aside, I can think of a few International Schools with conditions like what Haachama said. May or may not be entirely true now since everything's in the past, though.
Makes sense how the strongest Idol was created by the environment that houses the strongest race, and tempered to perfection by the strongest continent.
Philippine school where the guards had an absolute order, even tho the teacher said that it's already okay to leave the school and go home, the guard here wont let you out untill all of the students on the school are going home.
That school sounds lax, with them being allowed to go out at all. My old school checked if you were wearing the proper outfit, down to the socks, and there being a routine bag inspection every day
I lucked out big time. Went to a high school with no uniform requirements.
@@typehere6689 Such a School with no Uniform Requirements has never existed in the Philippines... Poser...
Man Glad My Mom Is Overprotective to me Lul the school i went to Was Actually Considering our mental health, some occasional check up
Lol I got questioned by a guard once because my pants wasn't "black enough"
Shoulda rephrased what I said.
They do, but only for physical education classes.
Otherwise, none.
Schools in the philippines from kinder to highschool is like a prison. They will only let you leave the school during lunch break at 12 noon and dismissal at 5 in afternoon. The craziest part is during afternoon dismissal. Students will flock at the gate waiting for it to open. When it opens we were like dogs that escaped the cage lol.
lmao true, I kinda missed that scenario. It's fun being a highschool student here😂
Lol I remember pretending as a grade 7 just to leave early.
Indeed when i was still on elementary
Wow, what type of pris- I mean school are you going to?
They let you leave at lunch? Lucky
Here in Philippines, you will enter the school as a Student and you graduate as a Warrior.
Our school experience here takes more guts than brain to survive.
This I approve 🤣 school in the Philippines will make you like a strong person . So that when you go anywhere in the world you will survived ✊
That's probably exactly why her dad thought is was a good idea to get her to spend time in that school.
Not really. Oa.
@@Shiki0414 maybe u did study in private school so ur not gonna experience those thing
@@sansinukob6265 nope. Public college.
As a filipino
Cutting classes is like breaking out of prison
Oh yes those damn guards cought 7 of us And with those teachers pet damn they have eyed everywhere
@@unknownnnn7959 hahah yes that happened to me too
Filipino students:You can't stop me from playing Dota
Damn it's been a long time since I've last seen Akai Haato
I finally know now that our parents wants us to become escape artists.
She talks about there's a stone wall with barbed wires.
Me: Well you see we have these creatures called "Over the bakod boys" one of them is me.
AKO RIN PRE HAHHAH
Elite forces once renowned for being the most cunning and strongest in the country, they generally came from public schools and often times receive harsh trainings from their elementary days as they had to have flexible and strong bodies to achieve unbelievable feats such as jumping over walls, barbed walls and walls filled with broken glasses, though they are decreasing their notoriority is still feared among the other forces
God this is the absolute opposite of my experience in philippines, School has big walls with barb wires? Psh easy to climb, Cant go out? Pffft pathetic just be friends with the security gaurd he'll let you out. Having trouble eating foods with no utensils? Just use your hands even if its a ramen noodle whatever. Bored of just sitting in yoyr room for 4 hours? Just cut classes when its recess time.
Ahh yes use your hand to eat a boiling cup of ramen just like a true filipino
Ahh yes use your hand to eat a boiling cup of ramen just like a true filipino
@@yeetboi1746 like frfr tho the way i eat cup ramen is by gulping it like its a mug bruh... 😂
@@raihaku3406 same. But y'know, with rice. Alot of rice.
@Flermino YOU DON'T EAT NOODLES WITH RICE? ARE YOU REALLY A FILIPINO? S H A M E
"Since this school is strict like a prison"
its not just that i think every school in philipines is
i can say that because im from philipines i learned it by experience
i really laugh at how accurate she said
"Is it an amazing school?"
yea man we made a complete useless moving robot as our best invention
"the school look like prison"
Welllll yes but basically yes i guess.
Me that studied from "PRIVATE SCHOOL"
We have bigger wall like 12ft tall with barbed wire or broken glasses
We all have roll call starting 7am EVERYDAY, 12 noon we can take some lunch but only at school campus
The jail guard (Security guard) are more strict than the Warden (Principal) we also have Casino inside our classroom and the Officer in charge (class teacher Adviser) be like "MEH".
Some prisoner succeed to escape after entering school,some of them getting caught from Computer shop and put on 2 weeks lock up (Suspension) "what a poor fella".
After 4 years we finally free but we all wrong because we need to be transferred to the next Prison and they called it COLLEGE
Sorry from bad English i still have trauma from it
That's rough buddy.
Pota 😂😂😂😂😂
CASINO HAHAHAHAHA
And then those 4 years get extended to 6 years
Her:There were barbed wires!
Filipino's:watch me Climb up this wall in 3 seconds
i lived in the philippines for almostthe entirety of my life. it’s a very third world country. wether you’re in the poorest province hut or the most luxurious mansion in the country, there’s always flies and cockroaches. this is not a guess it’s a fact
The later case is probably just climate, otherwise standard bug control stuff _would_ work.
that's what seriously you're worried about? 😑
@@absalomdraconis aint standard if it aint work buddy 😂😂😂
Rats in subdivision, Pesky flies from farms and Mosquitoes from dirty water sources.
@@RiderGeats Rats the size of small cats, in fact. *Vietnam flashbacks to Ondoy*
Rather than laughing my ass off, I'm more embarrassed to how shitty some schools are here in the Philippines. Imagine raised to a country that's known for their cleanliness and discipline then started living to a country like Philippines, just can't imagine how shocked she felt after experiencing this in the first weeks.
Well this was on the Early 2000s where Joseph Estrada *MIGHT* have Let education slide off a bit.
But Yeah, its a Bit embarassing, but I guess we can only look up to the future where our Education system and Waste management Improves, while currently That was The Du30 administrations Plan, but Corrupt individuals are always a Problem
@@maynardcempron6786 looking forward to the next administration, hoping for the best
@@bana454 Same Din Po
Im being honest right now the public school in mindanao(where i live) is getting better it just sucks for her that she experience all that pig pen stuff.
@@tobi19005 eyy same I'm living in mindanao too. And yep I can really see some improvements especially to known public schools, but the problem with water still sucks 😂
I had food poisoning there once
Yeah happens from time to time. Didn't experience it myself despite living here but heard about it happening
In a Philippine School? Yeah that's why I eat my friend's lunch
Yep. Careful with the water and street food. Sensitive stomachs be sensitive.
@@badtiming2208 Can't even eat med-rare to med-well steak or even eat sushi that has tuna on it
that's exactly what happened to Haachama tho lol that's why she has a stomach of steel now
Techniques in philippine school
1. Be a sport player
2. Maintain your grade during first semester
3. Dont worry about the other semester you can just skip it or make an excuse that’ll you have to practice
4. For the whole year what ever your grade during first semester its your grade the whole year....
5.sleep,relax and enjoy