HoneyDew Podcast
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- My HoneyDew this week is comedian, Mark Normand! (Tuesdays with Stories!, Soup to Nuts) Mark Highlights the Lowlights of his wild childhood in New Orleans.
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I'd heard all those stories Marcus told before, but they are more polished now and his ad libs in this are just killer.
Fantastic ep. Had me dying in parts. Go gays!
I’m the same age as mark and grew up in New Orleans, it’s so wild to hear someone tell stories that sound like my life… thanks so much - a kid that spent every day at the fly
The episode felt like a "Best of" for Mark, heard all these stories before but they never get old.
Ryan’s laugh cures my depression I love the pod so much
Ryan's laugh and Joey diaz laugh makes you go ok ok ok I need to listen more closely continue LOL
Agreeeed
Him and lee have the best laughs🤣
I'm the opposite. I have to turn my phone down every time he laughs. Ear piercing
@@Floridian_Koleseriously. This my first time watching his podcast. I was surprised i never heard of his podcast or seen it really on YT with the amount of great guest he has, but damn I can't stand his high pitch laughter to the point I can't finish the episode. Oh well, too bad
“You burned that CVS and got the hell out of there”
What a fucking line
Love Mark and love Ryan, y’all are great
I finally binged the entirety of The Crab Feast over the course of a couple months while at work!!
it was so entertaining. Happy to be back to the HoneyDew!!
You're the man Sickler
I did that while driving semi across the United States and sometimes had to pull off from laughing so hard
Is Mark funnier when he's hangover or is it only me?! Haha. So many laughs! Thanks
I will listen to Mark tell the electric car story as many times as he tells it. What a tale.
These stories are INCREDIBLE. Mark Normand is out of his mind.
What a treat! Normand is in my top 5 comics atm. I couldn't be more excited! Much love to everyone here at the honeydew!
Whom are the other 4 👀?
Gillis, theo, sickler, mcuster
@@Macandfam that’s awesome! I adore Theo and Sickler. I haven’t seen enough of Gillis and McCusker.
@@HighFeelineShane’s live in Austin is great, I’m gonna watch his new special on Netflix this weekend
This was an unbelievable episode. One of the best in my opinion
Worlds are COLLIDING Jerry!! 🎉
It’s all pipes!
@@BPH55 different pipes go to different places!
Mark Normand has the best stories. The comment about the CVS from Ryan about it having a front door is hilarious!!!
The stories are even funnier the second time especially with Ryan’s laugh 😂 great podcast guys ❤
It’s crazy that Sickler got video podcasts on Spotify before all of the other Your Mom’s House pods and basically 95% of other podcasts.
Thought the same thing, my guess it was an easy contract, since Sickler is a small business than say YMH.
Mark's whole life is a Honey Dew show
I worked in the oil fields for quite awhile when I was younger. We went to this bar and it was me and two buddies. We were getting wrecked but I ended up losing my two friends for most the night. I was talking to this ex-marine for like 2 hours. Cool ass guy. At one point I remember seeing one friend who was super drunk so I decided to ease up since I drove there.
Couple hours later I see that friend again Chris and decided it’s time to leave. I asked him where the other guy Jordan was at and he didn’t know.
We make our way to the door through all the people. Soon as I open the door to the parking lot and it swung open that marine I had been talking to was getting punched by someone other guy. Lays him out cold on the ground.
I was drunk so I took it wrong and immediately defended this man and got in that guys face. It didn’t take me long to understand it’s a small town and cops are most likely already on their way. Plus the guy was sober so obviously the marine did something probably was his fault. So we just left and headed to my truck. Jordan was no where in site.
The marine hopped up and followed us. To which I thought well fuck it I’ll give him a ride or he will go to jail.
We make it to my truck and there’s Jordan in the front passenger seat passed out. Perfect.
We all hop in and leave. Chris in the back behind the passenger seat on top of a bunch of my laundry. And then the marine behind me And my dog Hooey in the middle.
We hadn’t made it a block and the marine is petting my dog calling him dozer. He was hammered and thought it was his old dog or something.
Chris is saying no man that’s hooey that’s chris’ dog (I’m also Chris) Well the marine took offense that and started being rude and Chris kept saying the same thing.
Before I know it the marine is punching Chris over the dog situation. Chris is on a pile of laundry with his head touching the roof and so the marine is easily feeding him lefts and rights. I’m trying to drive and also yelling for them to stop. I’m swerving everywhere. It’s like 2am.
I finally reach back and get the marine by the throat. Jordan’s still passed out.
He turns and punches me in the mouth and then punches Jordan in the back of the head.
I have never pulled over and hopped out quicker. Jordan woke up from a drunken sleep and also hopped out.
Chris also jumped out. We dragged this guy out of my truck and beat his ass in the middle of a highway. A oil tanker even stopped and tried to get us to stop.
We left that guy knocked out in the middle of the road.
This is North Dakota late October so it was fuckin cold out and already in the negatives.
The next morning I woke up and had a huge fat lip. I take my dog out and he is playing with my neighbors dog. Who asks me what happened to my face.
Turns out she was a coffee shop worker and before I could finish my story she already knew it. The guy we beat up had come through her stand that morning and told her what happened.
Luckily there was a a oil pad next the that highway where we beat him up. He woke up and crawled over to it and fell back asleep under a lit gas flare for warmth. Otherwise he would have died.
We were lucky. Not quite like marks story but man it was wild.
This is exactly what I needed
When will the Spotify deal kick in? I'm glad that you're doing that because then you don't have to worry about avoiding questions and having issues with being demonetized
exactly fuck youtube
Is the honeydew going to Spotify exclusively? When/where was this announced?
@@DemocracyJones@1:15 nothing changing with RUclips
I wish they could just create content that isn't soft censored by youtube
@@scottykonovalov4518RUclips has turned to AI trash recently it’s kinda creepy to see the change. Same with a lot of media. Most of those trash channels that nobody watches anyway like Ign are finding ways to generate everything
It would be amazing if Mark got to interview Paqi in the pods 😂
Blur his face like witness protection
@47:30 looooool i cant believe how well Ryan held it together. i wouldve pissed my pants
I’ve been having a rough week and this car chase story has had me laughing and smiling more than I have in a while. So good! Miss that Sickler laugh! 😂😂😂 21:07
44:10 Mark’s setting up the story about being fired and I’m already dying laughing 🤣
What a missed opportunity for a "better help" read at 27:15 lol
Already heard the first two stories but listened intently anyway, what a comic
Mark Normand can tell a motherfuking story
Damn Ryan, you got Kevin Hart on? Congrats on the big names lately! I'm gay. Praise Allah! Comedy!
Yea we all know his sayings too
@@Voo504Doo should have stopped at im gay. by adding the rest, he proves he isn't even gay. dude is so anti comedy, and unironically loves allah...
Lol will forever be the guy that walked rick flair in my eyes
That was amazing to watch last night. What did Ramble Ric say in the edits is what i wanna see, what a drunk weirdo
@@CharlesSimmons-y8j Was podcast gold.
I reckon it takes some of the heat off ol Donnel Rawlings as the former "walk off" champ 😂😂😂
Already know my face is gonna hurt by the end of this one
Commenting for the algo. Sickle cell with the fire 🔥 guests lately
A great way to start my work morning 👍🏼👍🏼
Dude I fucking popped when he said "Queefs" haha
9:15 As someone who grew up in the south, in a pretty religious family. Saying “thank you” to the pastor for the sacrament is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. I love Ryan and Kevin Hart
Cheeks so red from drinking, Normand got the Stevie Wonder sunglasses.
I grew up in Davenport Iowa! It's actually a major metro if you count the Quad Cities (Illinois and Iowa) lol. How awesome that Mark came there and of course there's a story attached lol
Anytime you come to the midwest, there will always be a story hahaha 😂. Coming from a Missouri boy.
Definitely told this story before but the added details were gold!
Normand and Gillis are the BEST going right now
Yesssss this just made my Tuesgay!! 🎉❤
Hiii😊
Mark was hilarious in Manchester last Friday!
Ps. Ryan please come to the UK 😊
Cheers from the Quad Cities!
I dont want to say latch key kid, but I was just like a dumbass feral dude 😂😂😂
great podcast- wonderful guests - thnx
I love Baltimore so much but now I've been out on the road for years. Love hearing you talk about it
Ryan, that Tonka truck T is outstanding, those metal sandbox works of art!
Hey hey playa. Congrats!
This is gonna be a banger...no getting serious with Mark. I'm ready for pure 😂
I need a Ryan Sickler laugh as my ringtone!
Bro, look into it. It's a thing.
This has already made me lol a few times, thanks heebs!!!
Super sweet Tonka shirt!
Markie mark❤❤❤ love this episode listened to it twice already 😂
Papiotoon needs to do the car chase scene. I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna pass out
when hollywood fails and austin texas becomes hollywood 2.0 and online content creators start making movies. someone HAS to put the mark normand car chase scene in a movie. its gold
Such a underrated podcast ! One of the best
btw, moline is in illinois and like less than 15 minutes from davenport lol. right across the river. and it's under 3 hours from dport to chicago
Mark looks BANGED up this ep. lol
Starts 4:15
Ahhh the fake high pitched cackle laugh
Even with the sunglasses, this is the most hungover I think I've ever seen Kevin Hart.
Lmao Onedumbpollock is my gamer tag love to hear a good polish joke :)
Yes made my day better
Love Marks stories!
That last story has to be a skit. Wow hahahhaa😂
Shit cant wait to finish this!!!
I barely finish shits anymore
This started the same as his first episode on the podcast.. hungover 🤣
COMEDY!!! ❤
In 10 years Mark Normand is going to look back and wish he wasn't hungover every podcast lol.
I dont care what the context is but whenever i hear about Davenport i immediately think of the hitman from "Dumb and Dumber"..."you guys going to Davenport, im late for a luncheon" 😂
Dan Van Kirk has his own baseball card! 🤩
Sunglass comic
Davenport appreciates you pushing through with the show Mark! Sickler, come to Davenport sometime, just make sure you choose the F150!
Mark is hilarious just being himself 😂😂 he’s always on
Great storyteller, COMEDY!
What, no Texas dates? Guess it's righty's son here 😂
Man I love Kevin Hart
Love the Normand❤
dead set HILARIOUS
Damn I didn't know LA even had a subway lol
Yeah, people don’t use it cause the walks are long and there’s not many stops. NY is more compact with a lot of stops. The subway in LA is kinda pointless cause you just end up having to take a bus to reach your stop
Mark you're a great comic
Comedy!!
What a great episode!!
congrats on spotify!
De La Salle for life baby!!
a tooth earing 😂😂
Ryan’s laugh> Bert’s laugh
Would love to see the boys from ICP on here
Bro. La Jolla is in San Diego. Don’t do us like that man… you’ll be in SAN DIEGO Oct 20-22 at the Comedy Store at La Jolla. Yer welcome. ;)
I’m getting dizzy just trying to keep up with all Mark’s podcast appearances plus TWS plus WMBD plus specials!!!
How the heck is he doin’ this???😆 🙌🏼 respect
It’s all he does?
comedy!
Why does Spotify not do video for all podcasts that are video recorded???
Comedy!
Give it a goog! ❤
4:20 the pod starts for us people that pay youtube for no ads.
Damn that was a fast hour!
55min. He talks for minutes before Mark is even introduced
Sicklers laugh could be prescribed medicine
The peanut butter is actually true. When i was in training for military police they said to be suspicious of peanut butter smell to cover the alcohol smell
How do i get on The Honeydew With Yall? I beat Cancer.
You treated yourself to Wendy's when there is a Culver's across the street?!
Drop a vinyl record.
Wild
FUCK THE CRABFEST! I wish you could come back to tampa or somewhere in florida, i missed you because i had to go back to idaho for my dads birthday. Love your comday ryan, been re listening to the crabfest, am on episode 54 with retta and have been listening to multiple episodes a day as i try to run my own business, hope something works out because i would love to see you witth my own eyes. also sorry if tthis message is fucked up because that asshole alcohol has me right now
First 4 minutes were ads……