Ok so I officially just realized that I would pass the US citizenship exam not because I'm a US citizen and should have learned these things in school. But because of the TV show my children watch Xavier Riddle and the Secret Museum. 😂 Show was hilarious. Def going to get me a pair of goodr sunglasses.
OMG, I love you guys!! YOUR HILARIOUS!! I laughed soooo hard during the "American" quiz. I would have sucked at that one as well, even though I am an American, hahaaaa. There is a game called Chronology like this, I suck at it and laugh through the whole game!!!
My job is selling barns. Last year I sold a shed to a lady who raises Persian cats. She currently has 20 of them and has to put the males in cages or they would eat each other. I was inside her house to collect the payment for the shed. The smells and sounds were enough to make me very relieved when I could go back outside. 😮
John…Roosevelt? Civil War? Smh The best quote was Andrew saying “This is perfect bc it’s kinda hard BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW IT.” Yall SHOULD know all of these 😂
We have 4 dogs, 3 cats, a pig, a bearded dragon, an axolotl, and two salt water fish tanks (puffers, sea horses, and a baby shark) and we live in a typical HOA middle class neighborhood in Knoxville, TN 😂
I only have a dog. However, my sister started with 2 cats. Then she adopted a bunny, who had babies a week later, now she has 5 bunnies. Then she got a dog. 😂
FYI: In order to qualify for US citizenship, the person 1st has to be a resident (green card). That process alone is at least 1 year long (Depending on the state/district you live in) and several hundred dollars. In the US, you can only obtain residency status, via a spouse, a sibling, a parent, an employer or asylum. If you get your green card via marriage, you have to wait 3 years to apply for citizenship, if you get your green card via parents, siblings or asylum, you have to wait 5 years to apply for citizenship and take the test. No one is crossing the border illegally and automatically becoming a US citizen. (I'm not defending illegal immigration, I just think it's counterproductive when you make comments that contribute to people's ignorance about the process)
I love this podcast. When John and Alex was taking the citizenship test, I realized I could take the test and pass. I hope Susan B. Anthony's ancestors don't listen to this episode.
Dude, NO! San Diego Zoo is World 🌍 Famous and SO much better with the Wild Animal Safari Park… My childhood (public school) field trips, and Sea 🌊 World incarnation out of the Zoo.
Your 100th show should be live so we can live fact check (or this a horrible idea) - like 9 Supreme Court Justices - John is trying to stack the court and doesn’t even know it! Haha! 12 on a jury not on the bench 😂🤣😂
Married, 2 standard poodles (1 rescue) , a Yorkie and toy poodle (rescue). My husband had Great Dane and he started shedding and I had anaphylaxis shock so now poodles and Yorkie for us.
You clearly don’t understand how self sufficient cats can be and why four cats in a small condo is not crazy. It requires meticulous litter box cleaning, but that would suggest a person is quite disciplined and well, perhaps they are mentally ill, but the illness is OCD and fastidiousness which isn’t all that bad. So it’s a good crazy!:)
Alex botched my last name but still all the love 😂 it’s “Teary”, quite the common mistake. But Andrew is up at least 2 yet again. New favorite segment. Hate that we can’t see you again in Fort Wayne. Hope your time is great here. As great as it can be in this fine city lol
Fact check on your ad. Miracle Made sheets come with ONE free towel and TWO wash cloths. Saying 3 free towels is false advertising. I do love their products!
One dog, two parrots (I know from previous episodes birds automatically qualify me in the crazy category though I felt slightly validated that the Emotional Support Tour mascot is a parrot).
We live just outside the city limits on 2 acres. 3 dogs (all indoors), 2 kids... we used to have 2 hermit crabs and a beta fish. We only had 1 dog when we lived in city limits.
Can I provide you with some coffee shop favorites when you come into town? 😆Tell Lydia to guide me into what would catch your attention when you come to Lincoln, NE & we can see if we can test it & make you actually pay attention & respond. If not, I have to text my ex. SO funny I'm LOL'ing over here!
So, what exactly is it that makes someone owning an exotic animal strange? Is it that it’s not natural to the habitat? Is it the cost? For example, if Bill from Iowa has a Grizzly he’s weird. However, if Amaqjuaq from Northern Alaska has a black bear, is it still weird?
You all may get deported... I'm a teacher too and love History. I got all of them right but I agree with u that the cold war was about Nukes.. I thought..
Wanting an exotic animal is not a sign of being crazy…it’s just the desire to connect to them in the same way we can connect to the domestic pets we consider normal. Why does anyone have even one dog inside the home? It’s an animal. Some people think it’s gross to have any pets inside the house. So, once you answer why you think it’s normal and reasonable and not crazy to have one animal of any kind as a pet…then you can extrapolate that some people just love that same feeling and reason, but are willing and desirous of animal types that can be too challenging for the average person. Free solo climbers aren’t crazy, but they aren’t the average nature lover who enjoys a scramble over the rocks while on a hike. People who acquire a lot of animals need to have experience and an extraordinary talent and passion to take care of them properly. Where the mental illness part might enter, is when someone denies that big wild carnivorous predators are never going to hurt or kill because it’s in their nature and you can’t guarantee they will be docile at all times. But if you’re interested in caring further using safety measures and doing the hard work, it could be very fulfilling to get to be around them. I, personally, found taking care of goats and chickens and ducks and pigs and dogs and cats very time consuming and have decided that I value the experience of pets, but it should be something you really enjoy and can afford to take care of in a manner than both you and the animals are living a good life. If it’s a job and you hate it, can’t afford it, it’s just too much for your skills, etc just like you wouldn’t want to have a childcare business if you felt that way, you shouldn’t have any pets, much less the kind that will grow up to be dangerous.
my sister could start a petting zoo. They have goats, sheep, pigs, mini cow, bull, chickens, and dogs. Don't think I missed anything, she doesn't necessarily live on a farm just a lot of land and the only neighbors are family. I'm the exact opposite don't want any animals!
I have two dogs.. 3 is fine but 4 is pushing it. One cat is too many for me. If you have any large predatory animal as a pet you should be on a list. 🚩
Fact check: In the New Testament, a coin was pulled out of a fish’s mouth not a donkey’s mouth. Jesus performed this miracle when he told Peter to pay the temple tax. 😌
Oh Jon, you went to a Christian private school I'm guessing? Oh no wait, home schooled. Your mom did the best she could I'm sure. My niece went to a private Christian school and my sister called me and stated," Kenzie cam only learn people in history that were Christians." We both paused and 😂😂 honestly who knows for sure most of the early Americans did go to church and were members.. Other home schooled grandkids of ours don't know anything about history even at a young age. All the other public school kids do.. wow.. Noone teaches or taught us how to handle money.
You had a very different homeschool experience than I did. I had an in depth study of world history, as have had my children. On the other hand, one of their 15-yr old public school educated friends asked who Hitler was. One experience cannot be extrapolated for all.
Y'all this episode had me ROLLING 💀 Lil Jon the Baptist 🤣 Also I think Andrew is +4 for the episode! And the Goodr ad read energy was on🔥😂
I love Andrews inputs!
John says Bengal like Aaron Weber does 😁
"I hope I'm not on the pole when the trumpet start to blow" 🤣
Ok so I officially just realized that I would pass the US citizenship exam not because I'm a US citizen and should have learned these things in school. But because of the TV show my children watch Xavier Riddle and the Secret Museum. 😂 Show was hilarious. Def going to get me a pair of goodr sunglasses.
The coin came outta the fishes mouth the donkey talked 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG, I love you guys!! YOUR HILARIOUS!! I laughed soooo hard during the "American" quiz. I would have sucked at that one as well, even though I am an American, hahaaaa. There is a game called Chronology like this, I suck at it and laugh through the whole game!!!
😂😂😂😂😂 Rosie, the riveter
“And I’ve been on a safari” 😂😂😂😂
Couldn’t wait. Listened to it on Apple Podcasts. There are tears streaming down Mount Rushmore. Y’all. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Ya’ll need a sound board w/buttons of John saying silly things like “I’ve been on a safari.” Just push em’ randomly to roast him. 😂
I think all of these names are perfect cat names.
My job is selling barns. Last year I sold a shed to a lady who raises Persian cats. She currently has 20 of them and has to put the males in cages or they would eat each other. I was inside her house to collect the payment for the shed. The smells and sounds were enough to make me very relieved when I could go back outside. 😮
When we went to school below 70 was a F…now it’s below a 60.
John…Roosevelt? Civil War?
Smh
The best quote was Andrew saying “This is perfect bc it’s kinda hard BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW IT.”
Yall SHOULD know all of these 😂
We have 4 dogs, 3 cats, a pig, a bearded dragon, an axolotl, and two salt water fish tanks (puffers, sea horses, and a baby shark) and we live in a typical HOA middle class neighborhood in Knoxville, TN 😂
I would not like to smell your house or be your neighbor, but that is impressive!
Go Vols!
Loved the quiz!😆
Andrew a plus 5 for this week. Back to back wins
I'm snortlaughing at the 'wish twins' 😂😂😂😂😂
yall are giving me a headache with these American questions LOL cmon yall Betty Ross🤣
If I wasn't teaching my kid history I probably wouldn't have passed this quiz 😂
This episode with Andrew’s next level USA quiz was GOODR 😏. Andrew - up 2 bro 💪🏻
I only have a dog. However, my sister started with 2 cats. Then she adopted a bunny, who had babies a week later, now she has 5 bunnies. Then she got a dog. 😂
I have 3 dogs, two kids, 4 bedrooms…. Over my limit?? lol. Love the podcast!
Hey I crossed the river to come to the US and now Im a citizen LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
FYI: In order to qualify for US citizenship, the person 1st has to be a resident (green card). That process alone is at least 1 year long (Depending on the state/district you live in) and several hundred dollars. In the US, you can only obtain residency status, via a spouse, a sibling, a parent, an employer or asylum. If you get your green card via marriage, you have to wait 3 years to apply for citizenship, if you get your green card via parents, siblings or asylum, you have to wait 5 years to apply for citizenship and take the test. No one is crossing the border illegally and automatically becoming a US citizen. (I'm not defending illegal immigration, I just think it's counterproductive when you make comments that contribute to people's ignorance about the process)
Thank you John and Alex for proving to everyone that Natural Born Citizenship should not be a U.S. policy
😂 B-But they passed lol I wonder what other questions there are. I personally think they did fail the "Cold War" question
I’d feel safe not losing sunglasses at a John Crist show😎😂
Bold of John to assume that the only people taking a citizenship quiz are from Mexico 😂
I love this podcast. When John and Alex was taking the citizenship test, I realized I could take the test and pass. I hope Susan B. Anthony's ancestors don't listen to this episode.
This is, by far, my favourite episode! 😂
Lil John the Baptist.... 🤣😂😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hillsdale has a free civics course. Y’all might want to think about taking it. 😂
“I would rather you text your ex boyfriend” is wiiiiiiild!😂
Zanesville resident here! I was one of the kids who had a 2 HOUR DELAY!!! Mom said, “look out for Tigers” 😂
Love ZANEsville…always a stop on our family road-trips!
Homeschooling family of ONLY 4 kids & military family…
Yes, there’s a lot of lore…but the facts are facts…Facts of Life!
There’s deep history from the author Zane Grey…
Great Museum Visit!
Thank you 🙏🏼 for your candor about suicidal ideations.
Dude, NO! San Diego Zoo is World 🌍 Famous and SO much better with the Wild Animal Safari Park…
My childhood (public school) field trips, and Sea 🌊 World incarnation out of the Zoo.
PLEASE do the TSwift lyrics and scripture ties video. We need this. 😂😂😂
"that's the opposite of 3 cats" 😂😂😂😂
Your 100th show should be live so we can live fact check (or this a horrible idea) - like 9 Supreme Court Justices - John is trying to stack the court and doesn’t even know it! Haha! 12 on a jury not on the bench 😂🤣😂
Married, 2 standard poodles (1 rescue) , a Yorkie and toy poodle (rescue). My husband had Great Dane and he started shedding and I had anaphylaxis shock so now poodles and Yorkie for us.
Neighbors have 2 dogs, chickens and ducks. In a neighborhood. Pretty sure they take ducks inside when it gets really cold outside 😅
Hilarious podcast🤣
You clearly don’t understand how self sufficient cats can be and why four cats in a small condo is not crazy. It requires meticulous litter box cleaning, but that would suggest a person is quite disciplined and well, perhaps they are mentally ill, but the illness is OCD and fastidiousness which isn’t all that bad. So it’s a good crazy!:)
I heard a couple wanted to name their son "Superman" but the government would not accept the birth certificate application in New Zealand.
I have a family with 4 dogs in the house. It just kinda happened. I love them all but I know I’m at my limit.
The name of the next tour……D- American
The no shower girl is a satire account, she tricked me when I saw it lol
Alex botched my last name but still all the love 😂 it’s “Teary”, quite the common mistake. But Andrew is up at least 2 yet again. New favorite segment. Hate that we can’t see you again in Fort Wayne. Hope your time is great here. As great as it can be in this fine city lol
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Love your pod & all your skits please come to Kansas City
i think i'm like 20 episodes deep.. and only now just realizing that these guys are my kind of people. 'what kind of monochrome mormon..'
2 dogs, 20 fish, 50 houseplants (2 adults in a small 2 bedroom house)
Omg this quiz has me dying 😅 💀
Fact check on your ad. Miracle Made sheets come with ONE free towel and TWO wash cloths. Saying 3 free towels is false advertising. I do love their products!
2 rabbits in the living room of 4 bedroom house. They are litter trained!
LOL my sister has her grandkids call her Brownie.
We have 1 goldfish and 5 chickens. 3 kids, 2 adults, and a 3 bedroom house with detached garage and metal garage for me husbands work
We have 3 cats, 3 dogs, 1 snake 2 fish tanks
I have a hedgehog, leachianus gecko, and a savannah monitor.
One dog, two parrots (I know from previous episodes birds automatically qualify me in the crazy category though I felt slightly validated that the Emotional Support Tour mascot is a parrot).
We live just outside the city limits on 2 acres. 3 dogs (all indoors), 2 kids... we used to have 2 hermit crabs and a beta fish. We only had 1 dog when we lived in city limits.
Your salute thumb is wrong. Rock on!
As a history major… this test is painful to watch.
You can still look up names address’ etc from a plate
MANY years ago, I had a blind date (friend of a friend) from Zanesville, OH. 🤷🏻♀️ Nice guy.
Drop it low is a bit from IFC 2019 Sherman showcase
Friar is a name but it’s not spelled Fryer. Friar Tuck was a character in Robin Hood.
John again with his confident wrongness! “How many Supreme Court justices are there? “John, (confidently) “12!” There are 9.
How did you not say ALASKA!? 🤣
I forgot to say I love you guys😘
Can I provide you with some coffee shop favorites when you come into town? 😆Tell Lydia to guide me into what would catch your attention when you come to Lincoln, NE & we can see if we can test it & make you actually pay attention & respond. If not, I have to text my ex. SO funny I'm LOL'ing over here!
Andrew 👏🏻 🎉
I got a plus 4 for Andrew 😂 also, i got 8/10 right to become American, so can I join?🥺
And I'm Canadian 💀
You should check out the guys that make hyenas pets..😂
What does it say about me that the only reason I knew about Ben Franklin inventing bifocals is because of the movie Big Daddy?
Oh my goodness I❤ ya all are pitiful! Hysterical by the way! And I guess the DM in my messenger from John was not real?
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My daughter's name is Ellanie (rhymes with felony). ❤
Susan B Anthony the women's right to vote! Oh my gosh! Betsy Ross made the flag.
So, what exactly is it that makes someone owning an exotic animal strange? Is it that it’s not natural to the habitat? Is it the cost? For example, if Bill from Iowa has a Grizzly he’s weird. However, if Amaqjuaq from Northern Alaska has a black bear, is it still weird?
Blue Ivy, weird!
That is so horribly sad those animals died because of this guy but shame on the zoo for giving this guy exotic animals which is illegal
Taylor Swift has three cats. WTG Andrew.
You all may get deported... I'm a teacher too and love History. I got all of them right but I agree with u that the cold war was about Nukes.. I thought..
St Louis is the best zoo. It's the only one in the country that's free.
Wanting an exotic animal is not a sign of being crazy…it’s just the desire to connect to them in the same way we can connect to the domestic pets we consider normal. Why does anyone have even one dog inside the home? It’s an animal. Some people think it’s gross to have any pets inside the house. So, once you answer why you think it’s normal and reasonable and not crazy to have one animal of any kind as a pet…then you can extrapolate that some people just love that same feeling and reason, but are willing and desirous of animal types that can be too challenging for the average person. Free solo climbers aren’t crazy, but they aren’t the average nature lover who enjoys a scramble over the rocks while on a hike. People who acquire a lot of animals need to have experience and an extraordinary talent and passion to take care of them properly. Where the mental illness part might enter, is when someone denies that big wild carnivorous predators are never going to hurt or kill because it’s in their nature and you can’t guarantee they will be docile at all times. But if you’re interested in caring further using safety measures and doing the hard work, it could be very fulfilling to get to be around them. I, personally, found taking care of goats and chickens and ducks and pigs and dogs and cats very time consuming and have decided that I value the experience of pets, but it should be something you really enjoy and can afford to take care of in a manner than both you and the animals are living a good life. If it’s a job and you hate it, can’t afford it, it’s just too much for your skills, etc just like you wouldn’t want to have a childcare business if you felt that way, you shouldn’t have any pets, much less the kind that will grow up to be dangerous.
my sister could start a petting zoo. They have goats, sheep, pigs, mini cow, bull, chickens, and dogs. Don't think I missed anything, she doesn't necessarily live on a farm just a lot of land and the only neighbors are family. I'm the exact opposite don't want any animals!
I got 8 out of 10 of those questions right.
I have two dogs.. 3 is fine but 4 is pushing it. One cat is too many for me. If you have any large predatory animal as a pet you should be on a list. 🚩
Fact check: In the New Testament, a coin was pulled out of a fish’s mouth not a donkey’s mouth.
Jesus performed this miracle when he told Peter to pay the temple tax.
😌
Andrew is definitely net positive. +7?
There's 4 of us then we have 3 dogs and 2 fish and I'll be the first one to tell you that it's too much
Felony is good but what about misdemeanor? Vape? Welcome to the world lil’ vape. A future white rapper in the making. 😂
Migos Atl…….. “BAD AND BOUGEE” feat. Lil Uzi Vert………. “skrt” 😊7years ago
My mom has 7 cats so…
I know a girl named Velvet
Andrew +5
Watching you fail the citizenship quiz.... What is going on? This is your sign to brush up on your fifth grade history.
Oh Jon, you went to a Christian private school I'm guessing? Oh no wait, home schooled. Your mom did the best she could I'm sure. My niece went to a private Christian school and my sister called me and stated," Kenzie cam only learn people in history that were Christians." We both paused and 😂😂 honestly who knows for sure most of the early Americans did go to church and were members.. Other home schooled grandkids of ours don't know anything about history even at a young age. All the other public school kids do.. wow..
Noone teaches or taught us how to handle money.
You had a very different homeschool experience than I did. I had an in depth study of world history, as have had my children. On the other hand, one of their 15-yr old public school educated friends asked who Hitler was.
One experience cannot be extrapolated for all.
Notice how she never shows her greasy hair!
Drop it low music video, ISN'T REAL AND CAME OUT 10 YEARS AGO- FACT CHECKED-YET AGAIN JOHN CRIST WRONG
I think the no shower chick is creating a joke narrative.
Does she flush the toilet?