Hóse Water | Net Positive with John Crist

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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2024

Комментарии • 65

  • @LeeFreud-b5s
    @LeeFreud-b5s 10 месяцев назад +6

    I broke my leg and I was looking to laugh and came across your comedy, John thank you for making me laugh. I want to encourage you to never quit. God loves you and your team.❤❤❤❤❤

  • @denadececco1142
    @denadececco1142 10 месяцев назад +5

    LADIES!!! Seriously get yourself a Henson razor! Truly life changing! No shaving irritation, super close and smooth shave and absolutely cheaper than continuously buying terrible razors!! I got mine a year ago because of this glorious podcast and it has low key improved my outlook on the world 😂❤

  • @travisw1512
    @travisw1512 10 месяцев назад +10

    Not a conspiracist yet but when I was listening to the bin laden part, the app glitched and closed itself. 😮 🤔

  • @noahstreblow2642
    @noahstreblow2642 10 месяцев назад +1

    1:16:20 Last time we see Andrew before he has superpowers
    1:18:51 Andrew with the power of invisibility! It's amazing.

    • @officialharveyb
      @officialharveyb 10 месяцев назад

      Why did this make me die laughing 😂

    • @noahstreblow2642
      @noahstreblow2642 10 месяцев назад

      @@officialharveyb glad to hear it 😆

  • @carylavena6546
    @carylavena6546 10 месяцев назад +3

    John loved the Nashville show! Found the pod cast after going . My husband took me for my birthday 😂😂❤

  • @ashleyleiner9190
    @ashleyleiner9190 10 месяцев назад +5

    “The Lord of Heaven and Earth” “it goes against His brand” 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @chelseafailla9887
    @chelseafailla9887 10 месяцев назад +4

    I always chuckle when the camera switches over to Alex and Andrew and Andrew's chair is just empty... Where does he go?!

  • @chelseafailla9887
    @chelseafailla9887 10 месяцев назад +1

    "that doesn't break any of their rules" "mail?!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @rachelroedel2919
    @rachelroedel2919 10 месяцев назад

    Big Shawn Ryan Show fan, that’s amazing he had you on. Can’t wait to listen!

  • @kimberley43
    @kimberley43 10 месяцев назад +1

    John's eyes when that clip stops of the pastor selling the crypto currency...🤨😂😂😂😂I'm cracking up!!

  • @shawn-tellewilliams
    @shawn-tellewilliams 10 месяцев назад +1

    Come to Atlanta....to the Aquarium

  • @brygoss
    @brygoss 10 месяцев назад

    Always enjoy the pod!

  • @terristucki7740
    @terristucki7740 10 месяцев назад +2

    Any news on your golf clubs?

  • @HudsonKoethke-ko6fx
    @HudsonKoethke-ko6fx 10 месяцев назад

    The way Alex just said “third base!”😂😂😂

  • @BarrySanchez
    @BarrySanchez 9 месяцев назад

    I love you talking about the farce of the nfl & John’s wearing a Braves’s hoodie, lol.

  • @lukemorris9287
    @lukemorris9287 7 месяцев назад

    In Australia there was briefly a brand selling bottled tap water.

  • @merisastone9076
    @merisastone9076 10 месяцев назад

    Am I missing the Chris Young video?? What episode was that on??

  • @stephanieturner2242
    @stephanieturner2242 10 месяцев назад

    STOP IT! I love SRS!! When is this coming out!!??

  • @Christopher_Lind
    @Christopher_Lind 10 месяцев назад +1

    Frozen, buried, or cremated? Get with the times boys. Just have Elon download your brain and load it into an Optimus. Keep things Net Positive for generations. 😂

  • @jackievanloan
    @jackievanloan 10 месяцев назад

    Epic episode

  • @momofthree9100
    @momofthree9100 10 месяцев назад

    Giving Andrew a mic was genius 🎉

  • @baileydubs
    @baileydubs 10 месяцев назад

    The IOP hat!!!! Spent my summers growing up there at my grandma’s!

  • @jackievanloan
    @jackievanloan 10 месяцев назад

    Also Hóse water let’s go!!!!

  • @alliecastro05
    @alliecastro05 9 месяцев назад

    I want that shirt!

  • @adamwarren5654
    @adamwarren5654 10 месяцев назад

    Loved the show last Friday! It was my wife’s first comedy show and she had a great time! She loved your openers too!

  • @jaceywarkentin4532
    @jaceywarkentin4532 10 месяцев назад +1

    Where does Andrew go in the middle of the podcast? Lol

  • @meesh1002
    @meesh1002 10 месяцев назад

    Shawn Ryan’s podcast is amazing. Also I agree… the government is not that smart lol

  • @salthegamer4109
    @salthegamer4109 8 месяцев назад

    Can just ask is the Lord his codefendant?

  • @nikolasborisuk7590
    @nikolasborisuk7590 10 месяцев назад

    You’re on the Shawn Ryan show!?!?!?!?!?!? Can not wait for that episode to drop!!!

  • @timothytraver5918
    @timothytraver5918 10 месяцев назад

    All water is hose water. It all goes through a hose at some point. Is it from a spring? It got to the bottle through a hose.

  • @cmarcak
    @cmarcak 10 месяцев назад

    Hey John, I swear your way of thinking is rubbing off I’m a hairdresser and one of my clients commented that she had more cowlicks on her head than she ever dreamed. My brain started wondering about her dreaming about having cowlicks. I think it would be hilarious if you worked up a joke based on all of the things that people have more of than they had ever dreamed.😂

  • @Chills40
    @Chills40 10 месяцев назад

    No need to be mean, just lean. Throw down some hose water and chill 😏

  • @BigOrangeVol92
    @BigOrangeVol92 10 месяцев назад

    I'm going to do a meet and greet with you this weekend by myself just to have you feel uncomfortable and nervous 😂 #Knoxvegas

  • @jackievanloan
    @jackievanloan 10 месяцев назад

    Can Ben Rector come on the pod !? Great content

  • @franzthree
    @franzthree 10 месяцев назад

    Taylor Swift is not IN the SupperBowl. She is ATTENDING the Super Bowl.

  • @adamwarren5654
    @adamwarren5654 10 месяцев назад

    I think the reading thing you’re talking about is called Sight Reading. Your brain recognizes the letters as a whole vs reading the word letter by letter to combine the sounds.

    • @christyzn7095
      @christyzn7095 10 месяцев назад

      I was saying this out loud as I was listening to the podcast… my six-year-old knows many sight words, but he cannot actually read yet!

  • @dawnrodriguez5099
    @dawnrodriguez5099 10 месяцев назад

    No. McConaughey has always been a HUGE Longhorns fan. He’s always repped them. It’s just social media is bigger now.

  • @isaacsalazar11
    @isaacsalazar11 10 месяцев назад

    I want to be cremated and my ashes put in a board gamer timer. So I can still be part of our family Game Nights!!

  • @AHG1347
    @AHG1347 10 месяцев назад

    The Asian squat does not require great flexibility. It also takes stress off the back. I personally had done both leaing and the squat depending on the situation.

  • @michaelleinen1949
    @michaelleinen1949 10 месяцев назад +1

    I need you guys to know “lean-in” is how you pronounce my last name.

  • @chadturner7653
    @chadturner7653 10 месяцев назад

    You know AROD was with Texas too

  • @REFORM3DBLVR
    @REFORM3DBLVR 10 месяцев назад +1

    Should be hosé

  • @angiesickler3405
    @angiesickler3405 8 месяцев назад

    Yeah but why did my mind automatically start playing the old hymn “Leaning, leaning, leaning on the everlasting arms.”? I mean…didn’t the Israelites eat at low tables while leaning on pillows? That’s a middle-eastern culture thing, too, right?

  • @alliecastro05
    @alliecastro05 9 месяцев назад

    Sorry but you guys are wrong on the woman who can’t read lol. You guys are doing the exact opposite saying that you can read a Spanish novel but not comprehend. She understands English because she speaks it but she doesn’t know how to spell or form words on paper. She can match words visually just like you would match two of the same pictures to each other but that doesn’t mean she knows what that word is that she’s matching. Love you guys. Crack me up. 😅

  • @vanessajanik4623
    @vanessajanik4623 10 месяцев назад

    The lady’s mom is not really reading. She visually matching letters/words. It’s word recognition. But she’s not actually putting sound to the letters to form words. She can’t see a random word & say the word. That means she can’t write English either. Which is why she has someone right the directions for her.

  • @heatherdominy6156
    @heatherdominy6156 10 месяцев назад

    Around here, you’re not *supposed* to bury horses on your farm. Dead stock would pick them up, but then they’re generally using them for dog food, I think (I have’t looked into it. And not commenting on why…). If your horse was special, where could you bury something that large? If you don’t own the farm, how do you send their body off & that’s it? Those are probably the reasons why the horse crematorium exists….

  • @andianderson7483
    @andianderson7483 10 месяцев назад

    The Shawn Ryan podcast is awesome! Looking forward to your episode with him.
    Also- I think the left IS smart. And I think it’s ALL about influencing us (the consumers).
    Both sides think we are stupid and try to impose fear and/or distractions to get what they want.
    Again, most on both side are smart (corrupt).
    In my opinion:
    Taylor and Travis = fake.
    But it’s a brilliant plan.
    Kinda like an evil geniuses.

  • @cjh9696
    @cjh9696 10 месяцев назад +1

    Stainless steel covered in fingerprints. Ugh!

  • @NeilOlson100
    @NeilOlson100 10 месяцев назад

    To the dude with the nasal strip, too much oxygen actually is dangerous for you. That’s hyperoxygenation….and that actually IS bad for you.

  • @peggyswalley2605
    @peggyswalley2605 10 месяцев назад

    I'm not sure I believe the NFL is fixed, but I am a little over the media circus surrounding Taylor & Travis. Ah well, maybe he can propose to her with Super Bowl ring. 😊 🤷

  • @vanessajanik4623
    @vanessajanik4623 10 месяцев назад

    Shooting the horse just kills them but what do you do w/the body if not cremation? I don’t think ya’ll understand the purpose of cremation. Are ppl burying their horses?

  • @iankristofer1
    @iankristofer1 10 месяцев назад

    You guys seriously don't hear from the Lord daily? Do you meet with him frequently in silence, to read the bible, pray etc??? Not audibly but to hear His still small voice to you?

  • @dawnrodriguez5099
    @dawnrodriguez5099 10 месяцев назад

    Taylor Swift. I used to like the chiefs so much!! I still like them, but can’t stand Kelsey

  • @Christopher_Lind
    @Christopher_Lind 10 месяцев назад

    It’s always challenging when God approaches you with a unique opportunity to be your own boss with the promise of financial freedom and unlimited earning potential. You don’t want to turn Him down, but…

  • @carolineahrens1212
    @carolineahrens1212 10 месяцев назад

    As a Bills fan.... No ... just no

  • @lifelovinalaskagirl
    @lifelovinalaskagirl 10 месяцев назад

    Hi John and team!!! This is cool, I’m reading your book and it’s hilarious! You guys should come to Alaska. 💪🏔️🌄 Super proud of your journey, stay your course ❤