Corn on the Cob 5 Ways - You Suck at Cooking (episode 114)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @A_man.with.a0huge0ego
    @A_man.with.a0huge0ego 3 года назад +6231

    This is beyond stupid

  • @yousuckatcooking
    @yousuckatcooking  4 года назад +11971

    corn

    • @f3dlimid
      @f3dlimid 4 года назад +125

      corn

    • @ErectusEnormous
      @ErectusEnormous 4 года назад +86

      Corn

    • @Tsubirin
      @Tsubirin 4 года назад +69

      corn

    • @hey_this_is_a_handle
      @hey_this_is_a_handle 4 года назад +62

      corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

    • @emilyb7484
      @emilyb7484 4 года назад +42

      corn

  • @Skeedont
    @Skeedont 4 года назад +2504

    Every time I catch a wild corn, I just feel so bad that she’ll never get to be a fighter jet 😞

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 года назад +969

      it's okay not all of them want to be fishers jets. some of them want to be elote

    • @toasterbread507
      @toasterbread507 4 года назад +7

      You Suck At Cooking hi

    • @almightybilliam2172
      @almightybilliam2172 4 года назад +8

      Fishers jets

    • @adde9506
      @adde9506 4 года назад +27

      @@yousuckatcooking Fisher jets are found in Nicaragua. They are made by suspending a coconut and a trout between two swallows. When the fisher jet lands, the trout is cooked inside the coconut. The swallows then return it to the fisherman for consumption. It's a delicacy.

    • @wthIsTimeEven
      @wthIsTimeEven 4 года назад +5

      Oh I actually solved that problem!
      Spread some popcorn in the wild. They know it's one of their kind and while being traumatized you can pick them up without struggle.

  • @Aubriel
    @Aubriel 4 года назад +3592

    "Tree crust"
    This man has a revolutionary way of seeing life.

    • @auferen
      @auferen 4 года назад +55

      My favorite is "coldness container" for ice cubes

    • @bradleyakulov3618
      @bradleyakulov3618 4 года назад +59

      @@auferen
      Lazer beam box for microwave
      Cheese disassembler for cheese grater
      Baking cement for... flour.
      I think he's of a different dimension.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 года назад +11

      He just makes life whatever he wants it to be.

    • @residenteye6818
      @residenteye6818 4 года назад +9

      His words are like of a poet

    • @Greenst4rX
      @Greenst4rX 4 года назад +2

      He way of doing is far advance, you don't understand of his way.

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 3 года назад +629

    YSAC: "Mayonnaise belongs on everything at all times"
    Boris: "Could this man be one of 'my people'?"

    • @screentimer
      @screentimer 3 года назад +20

      eeeeeres BORIS

    • @marianoamaya3351
      @marianoamaya3351 3 года назад +17

      The shashlik king

    • @CookieeeKiddo
      @CookieeeKiddo 3 года назад +17

      Oh yes slav king, the mayo guardian

    • @privaterizk4936
      @privaterizk4936 3 года назад +1

      I'm sorry if no one get this, but Nitou Kosuke also want him.

    • @CookieeeKiddo
      @CookieeeKiddo 3 года назад

      @@privaterizk4936 what does that mean?

  • @pradnyahasilkar8581
    @pradnyahasilkar8581 4 года назад +3545

    You missed the perfect opportunity to say "you shuck at cooking".

    • @F__a__u__x
      @F__a__u__x 4 года назад +112

      "Yeah you totally shuck"

    • @ImNotCanadian_
      @ImNotCanadian_ 4 года назад +5

      Kinda toxic how you copied someone else’s comment

    • @appointeddisappointment9676
      @appointeddisappointment9676 4 года назад +14

      @@ImNotCanadian_ it shucks, right?

    • @sixpackedpancake7501
      @sixpackedpancake7501 4 года назад +11

      @@ImNotCanadian_ shuck it up

    • @Nemoguck
      @Nemoguck 4 года назад

      Glad he didn’t. Would’ve unsubscribed and deleted RUclips at that exact moment

  • @Berd
    @Berd 4 года назад +11914

    yall eat your corn with or without the bones

    • @jacobswitkowski3685
      @jacobswitkowski3685 4 года назад +436

      I expect nothing less from you Mr. Subway Sausage with the wrapper.

    • @laiss6001
      @laiss6001 4 года назад +66

      Corn and subway sausage

    • @SamRock3888
      @SamRock3888 4 года назад +202

      I eat it with large groups of angry people because i like myself a good corn on the mob

    • @mahamsaleem3876
      @mahamsaleem3876 4 года назад +70

      Corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it's a hotdog

    • @hamsandwichbandit8525
      @hamsandwichbandit8525 4 года назад +21

      The spine is DELICIOUS

  • @PlayerNotFound68
    @PlayerNotFound68 4 года назад +2865

    Can we all just take a moment to acknowledge that this guy composes an entire song just for his videos? *That* is some serious dedication

    • @lemiral4523
      @lemiral4523 4 года назад +50

      I just searched for the lyrics and then realized that I am watching a You Suck At Cooking Video lol

    • @thaoyen6676
      @thaoyen6676 4 года назад +18

      You must be new here

    • @lemiral4523
      @lemiral4523 4 года назад +5

      @@thaoyen6676 No, i Just watch too many different YTer

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 4 года назад +11

      It's an older song, but it checks out.

    • @brianchen8613
      @brianchen8613 4 года назад +1

      This ones from a previous episode lol

  • @lovemurphy1931
    @lovemurphy1931 3 года назад +245

    The way the corn was buttered watching with a friend caused awkward silence lol

    • @isislikesyou8605
      @isislikesyou8605 3 года назад +23

      its more awkward when your watching this and a girl watch it from behind and your just ignoring it and after that she slaps you

    • @blueblanketlens
      @blueblanketlens 3 года назад +39

      @@isislikesyou8605 oddly specific

    • @isislikesyou8605
      @isislikesyou8605 3 года назад +7

      cuz it happened to me in school

    • @akrama225
      @akrama225 3 года назад +7

      @@isislikesyou8605 But why did she slap you

    • @isislikesyou8605
      @isislikesyou8605 3 года назад +6

      @@akrama225 I still do not know to this day, but we were grade 8 at that time, so maybe she felt flustered for what Im watching

  • @yupyep4361
    @yupyep4361 4 года назад +2860

    can we just admire how my man went to the forest, ocean, his car, another forest, and back home just for a 5 minute video?

    • @jazzymarie7488
      @jazzymarie7488 4 года назад +44

      He dedicated himself to this bless his soul😂😂😭

    • @D-Z321
      @D-Z321 4 года назад +8

      Magic.

    • @fritzpacson1785
      @fritzpacson1785 4 года назад +45

      Lmao thats just his backyard

    • @ieatcarrot3928
      @ieatcarrot3928 4 года назад +9

      No he had to get the corn from there

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 года назад +43

      YSAC doesn't need to go places. He uses his powers to make the places come to him.

  • @ocarinaplaya
    @ocarinaplaya 4 года назад +2411

    Most important thing to take away from this video: Don't waste cheese.

    • @MikSrf723
      @MikSrf723 4 года назад +20

      True. He made sure to highlight that point.

    • @karthikkeyan7768
      @karthikkeyan7768 3 года назад +1

      But literally waste everything else. Lol.

    • @johnherny7214
      @johnherny7214 3 года назад

      Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • @Channelnamethatiseas
    @Channelnamethatiseas 4 года назад +1680

    I'm a boring person with a boring life that likes delicious things that taste really good

    • @AlphaKing239
      @AlphaKing239 4 года назад +12

      Anonymous Anonymous someone like me

    • @TheAzCorner
      @TheAzCorner 4 года назад +13

      Being boring ain't that bad when you have good food

    • @moodymoods9261
      @moodymoods9261 4 года назад +3

      @@TheAzCorner hell yeah

    • @canox6017
      @canox6017 4 года назад +2

      @@TheAzCorner You said it brother

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 4 года назад +1

      From whichj gather you're neither really too boring and that you at least color your life with good tasty stuff. I totally identify!

  • @mirkomarjanovic3234
    @mirkomarjanovic3234 3 года назад +396

    3:04 that looks... strangely specific

    • @am_moo2545
      @am_moo2545 3 года назад +36

      You sure? The hole is awfully empty

    • @haskee5349
      @haskee5349 3 года назад +22

      Purification for our mind

    • @Boom-v5m3f
      @Boom-v5m3f 3 года назад +13

      My mind rn- 💀

    • @CJTamino10
      @CJTamino10 3 года назад +25

      There are some hair on the butter too.

    • @haskee5349
      @haskee5349 3 года назад +16

      @@CJTamino10 PURIFICATIOOOON

  • @al.kenzie
    @al.kenzie 4 года назад +587

    This channel is genuinely the epitome of RUclips. It doesn't get any better than this. I don't know how to force more people to watch this channel. It makes your whole life better to watch this channel.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 года назад +205

      oh YOU! Thanks so much and I hope you have a great day :)

    • @mysticpowerz808
      @mysticpowerz808 3 года назад +42

      How to force more people to watch this...?
      Have you watched the Saw movies?

    • @lX_DTM_Xl
      @lX_DTM_Xl 2 года назад +3

      @@mysticpowerz808 I watch the exorcist without blinking

    • @loisma2356
      @loisma2356 Год назад +1

      It truly is a combination of comedy, cooking, projects, music, themes, and overall ysac energy

  • @ubermensch5127
    @ubermensch5127 4 года назад +3817

    On a serious note, YSAC has really helped me improve my diet with a lot more vegetables and other healthy foods. Thanks YSAC

    • @cykablyat6481
      @cykablyat6481 4 года назад +108

      3:25

    • @rachelleet9618
      @rachelleet9618 4 года назад +39

      I already loved veggies, but ysac helped me switch things up 😃

    • @tyler5120
      @tyler5120 4 года назад +27

      Corn is one of the worst vegetables to eat if you're dieting. Super high in starch and carbs, it'll raise your blood sugar significantly and prevent weight loss and promote weight gain. Don't eat corn.

    • @ubermensch5127
      @ubermensch5127 4 года назад +87

      Tyler fuck off t y l e r. No one asked and ur name sucks

    • @kat1565
      @kat1565 4 года назад +18

      Übermensch holy hecc but I agree

  • @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates
    @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates 4 года назад +628

    3:04
    And that's when I remembered that I wasn't in RUclips Kids.

  • @Lazer_Specter
    @Lazer_Specter 3 года назад +163

    "Don't waste cheese" words to live by.
    Also some of these ironically look kind delicious.

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 2 года назад +15

      Elotes are a real thing in Mexican cuisine and they are fantastic. It's charred corn slathered in mayonnaise, chilli powder, lime juice, and sprinkled with cilantro (optional!) and salty crumbly Cotija cheese (for which feta is an OK but not exact substitute).

    • @Notanothercrayon
      @Notanothercrayon 2 года назад +9

      I think they're all meant to be legitimate recipes, lol
      (Just with jokes thrown in)

    • @ConfusedRambutan
      @ConfusedRambutan 2 года назад +4

      they all look tasty

    • @Laingrave
      @Laingrave 2 года назад

      Ironically?

  • @dex9692
    @dex9692 4 года назад +1039

    This man’s distinct lack of charisma and charm is incredibly charismatic and charming

  • @chrisnao1760
    @chrisnao1760 4 года назад +4541

    Age 10: I wanna be a comedian
    Age 14: I wanna be a song writer
    Age 16: I wanna be a chef
    Now: Yes

    • @Yuzi22
      @Yuzi22 4 года назад +129

      Corn : I wanna be a fighter jet

    • @kurb0
      @kurb0 4 года назад +4

      Your 16? I'm disappointed in you

    • @TheChefBoo
      @TheChefBoo 4 года назад +5

      And he's good at all of it

    • @commanderpondscc-4112
      @commanderpondscc-4112 4 года назад

      @@Yuzi22 On a mission of discovery, mock three! travel through the galaxy!

    • @zhizhao7915
      @zhizhao7915 3 года назад +3

      @@kurb0 stupid

  • @communistwaffle6517
    @communistwaffle6517 4 года назад +482

    Some kid on the highway: "Mommy, why is that guy holding corn out the window"

  • @rhirhisax
    @rhirhisax 3 года назад +34

    "come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn"
    -Slimecicle

  • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
    @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 4 года назад +4882

    I hope when you reveal your face, it's just a mirror.
    Because the real You Suck At Cooking was inside us all along.

    • @Anonymous12345.
      @Anonymous12345. 4 года назад +55

      I KNOW HIM! He works at my school lol

    • @bimbo122
      @bimbo122 4 года назад +80

      Eva Friedman you got to be kidding right? Your teacher loved to say choppity f*ckin chop?

    • @kosakukawajiri8331
      @kosakukawajiri8331 4 года назад +11

      H

    • @Anonymous12345.
      @Anonymous12345. 4 года назад +62

      Bimbo haha no he was a student teacher and had to work with another teacher and would get in trouble if someone knew about his channel somehow someone found out about it and exposed him he did throw a pen at someone’s head tho

    • @kosakukawajiri8331
      @kosakukawajiri8331 4 года назад +13

      Wtf I don't remember commenting this

  • @waynelok6831
    @waynelok6831 4 года назад +463

    I think my favorite part of ysac is that he demonstrates that cooking doesn’t have to be a super precise art but can be a super messy hodge podge of food that tastes good

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 3 года назад +6

      But measurements would always help

    • @-twenty3-111
      @-twenty3-111 2 года назад +1

      I literaly never followed any recepy by the book

  • @mayo._.372
    @mayo._.372 4 года назад +432

    where tf this dude live? feels like he teleports in every scene

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 года назад +17

      We beLieve it's around Vancouver.

    • @justin.h2r
      @justin.h2r 4 года назад

      Mars

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 года назад +1

      @@danashow1637
      Hello there. Watch a bunch. They're all good. I love the beach ones with a dog. I enjoy the comments too. Alot of smart kids trying to out do each other.
      Mel is one smart kid.
      His folks must be so proud .

    • @LiamKaiser93
      @LiamKaiser93 4 года назад

      he is everywhere

    • @skwilard
      @skwilard 4 года назад

      i think its minnesota. the area he was driving through with the corn song looks a lot like lawndale, mn. also corn is grown very heavily in minnesota.

  • @TheKeyboardCowboy
    @TheKeyboardCowboy 3 года назад +12

    Song is at 3:35. Leaving this here for myself, and anyone who wants to use it.

  • @ravenna2165
    @ravenna2165 4 года назад +415

    I felt so proud when the last corn left to accomplish her dreams, we all just need to be left alone sometimes to accomplish our dreams of becoming a fighter jet.

  • @shloombusghorbelsheister8628
    @shloombusghorbelsheister8628 4 года назад +1624

    I love how no one really cares about his face reveal. He's just good enough with his monotone yet sexy voice

    • @johnhopkins2634
      @johnhopkins2634 4 года назад +2

      When?

    • @yay69
      @yay69 4 года назад +42

      Oh wait I just realized he never showed his face

    • @sleepywall7294
      @sleepywall7294 4 года назад +3

      They comment above you literally said about the race reveal

    • @robopecha
      @robopecha 4 года назад +2

      you care. i dont even think about it.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад +4

      I don't even have a face

  • @adfadfasefasefadsf
    @adfadfasefasefadsf 4 года назад +230

    Corn Hack: if you wave a power-stone over your corn, it becomes significantly easier to remove the husk.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 года назад +87

    I like those shoes

    • @jtrgames4536
      @jtrgames4536 3 года назад +1

      How is there no comments and btw U comment on every vid I see lol

    • @Hi_.121
      @Hi_.121 3 года назад

      We gotta get you back in biz boi!

    • @pinkday9766
      @pinkday9766 3 года назад

      Those are Sandals (jk)

    • @user-ej6mm8wp8z
      @user-ej6mm8wp8z 3 года назад

      Why the fuck do i always see you

  • @EastSider48215
    @EastSider48215 4 года назад +332

    “Boring person with a boring life...like me!”
    Man, if your life is what passes for boring in your neighborhood, I really don’t want to see what your neighbors get up to on most days.

    • @gremlinfifty2308
      @gremlinfifty2308 4 года назад +13

      They fly jet planes and ride unicorns with twin glocks at the same time.

    • @yanicklinssen3061
      @yanicklinssen3061 4 года назад +2

      My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

    • @yanicklinssen3061
      @yanicklinssen3061 4 года назад

      dayrocket boom if you want my opinion about it, I shouldn’t do it if I where you i should try one more time to make the best of it 👍

  • @ultron115
    @ultron115 4 года назад +328

    Low-key feel honored that he included the lil Mexican version too. Definitely invited to our carne asada. And have you try our corn on a cup as well lol

  • @redmoon383
    @redmoon383 4 года назад +284

    Everyone is talking about the corn but that was a damn good looking rock

    • @joel-ff1uw
      @joel-ff1uw 4 года назад +2

      ya

    • @khem8998
      @khem8998 4 года назад +2

      Its good enough to get in the top 10 rocks list

  • @johnnysins4715
    @johnnysins4715 3 года назад +88

    Netflix: are you still watching
    Someones daughter: 3:04

  • @theonlyapple6654
    @theonlyapple6654 4 года назад +845

    3:49
    ever just drive around with ur fam and suddenly you see a middle aged guy holding up corn as if its a toy while driving?

    • @dereknelson385
      @dereknelson385 4 года назад +48

      I live in Florida that sort of stuff isnt suprising

    • @blackshirts_and_breads
      @blackshirts_and_breads 4 года назад +2

      Jon Mon
      apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple apple

    • @elliet.9235
      @elliet.9235 4 года назад +34

      Not that it's a bad thing, but who says he's middle-aged? haha

    • @existingisasin
      @existingisasin 3 года назад +13

      ysac is definitely not middle-aged.

    • @patientno1797
      @patientno1797 3 года назад +8

      @@existingisasin yeah probably a college kid

  • @proximacentaurib9060
    @proximacentaurib9060 4 года назад +437

    I accidentally read it as “corn on the cop” and hot glued corn to a police officer.

    • @spacepeonies
      @spacepeonies 4 года назад +26

      5 minute crafts is that you?

    • @proximacentaurib9060
      @proximacentaurib9060 4 года назад +10

      Alison Wright No it’s Troom troom

    • @dandanlec1996
      @dandanlec1996 4 года назад +16

      Whatever you do don't do this in real life, when the cop realises what you did to them they will run off with the free corn.
      I got out of a speeding ticket that way, but lost my corn. 0/11 not worth it.

    • @KaedeLanyo
      @KaedeLanyo 4 года назад +8

      @@dandanlec1996 Now i'm picturing a police officer galloping back into the woods.

    • @bidanemartinez-huerta9472
      @bidanemartinez-huerta9472 4 года назад +3

      Direct action

  • @fora1924
    @fora1924 4 года назад +439

    Can you give any tips on where to find drift corn I can't seem to find any

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 года назад +335

      try a car race

    • @fora1924
      @fora1924 4 года назад +51

      @@yousuckatcooking Thanks mate got one easy as a lemon squeezy

    • @JDsVarietyChannel
      @JDsVarietyChannel 4 года назад +27

      I got too close. It blew out the tail pipe and hit me in the nuts.

    • @poggersquirrel583
      @poggersquirrel583 4 года назад +2

      Find some

  • @metroidhunter965
    @metroidhunter965 Год назад +5

    Always a good idea to eat corn while listening to KoRn.

  • @GumballMachinery
    @GumballMachinery 4 года назад +519

    "Sequels are never as good as the original!"
    YSAC: "Hold my corn."

    • @impii552
      @impii552 4 года назад +4

      Shrek: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @aetosia6490
      @aetosia6490 4 года назад +2

      Star wars: you're goddamn right

  • @sengokusgoat6987
    @sengokusgoat6987 4 года назад +175

    Kinda sad this episode isn't called "You Shuck at Cooking"

    • @KDrop84
      @KDrop84 4 года назад +1

      Oooooooooo

  • @monkeybear2199
    @monkeybear2199 4 года назад +724

    He’s like how to basic but talks, and follows through with his recipes

    • @hairyputter5363
      @hairyputter5363 4 года назад +27

      He's like HTB but funny and knows how to cook

    • @rain-hg5fb
      @rain-hg5fb 4 года назад +6

      No, no he's not he's him and he is always him

    • @sukab8221
      @sukab8221 4 года назад +11

      And also he doesn’t go insane halfway through..

    • @rain-hg5fb
      @rain-hg5fb 4 года назад

      @@sukab8221 lol

    • @MCCanaryVideos
      @MCCanaryVideos 4 года назад +3

      htb's canadian step brother, twice removed of course

  • @MrBear1866
    @MrBear1866 2 года назад +6

    I cooked for a friend’s wedding using some of these recipes while the other people were just staring at me, I mean I didn’t look crazy or anything, and the corn sure tasted good when it came out . So what I am trying to say is this guy is a master chef, trust his ways.

  • @GlassOfGlasses
    @GlassOfGlasses 4 года назад +445

    So we're just gonna ignore how good his song at the end is?? I want the full version

    • @roboticeggs
      @roboticeggs 3 года назад +1

      ikr

    • @leaningtower201
      @leaningtower201 3 года назад +6

      There's another corn video he made 4 years ago, I think you can consider this an extension to the song at the end

  • @Dumb-bejad007
    @Dumb-bejad007 4 года назад +879

    3:02 this madlad trying to get demonitezed or something?

  • @ian-roadto0subscribers564
    @ian-roadto0subscribers564 4 года назад +703

    _"now we take some mayonnaise..."_
    **Boris has entered the chat**

  • @philipbohi983
    @philipbohi983 Год назад +2

    Every time I liberate corn from the Industrial-Agribusiness Megopolized Distribution Center (grocery store)…because stalking and hunting wild corn is pretty laborious…I give at least one ear a final moment of pure unadulterated joy as a fighter jet by holding it out the window on the trip home.
    And that ear always tastes better, because it was a happy corn.

  • @lilcasper0074
    @lilcasper0074 4 года назад +1013

    Yummy, i have school in an hour

  • @0rbeez
    @0rbeez 4 года назад +91

    Instructions unclear, fell in love with a rock wearing a wig

  • @ivanbiscuit6924
    @ivanbiscuit6924 4 года назад +449

    “I’m not a doctor. I’m merely a person who loves corn.” Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @ryunosuketanaka6425
    @ryunosuketanaka6425 3 года назад +16

    I’m actually Mexican and for our corn on the cobs we put straight up chili sauce and when I say a lot of spicy mango with chili salt on it I mean A LOT then we add the corn on butter and have a separate cup with the mango and chili salt
    not everyone can handle the heat unlike the Mexican people we can eat a whole field of them in just a week

    • @taritangeo4948
      @taritangeo4948 3 года назад +3

      Well thats. An accomplishment to brag about.

    • @BeeBait
      @BeeBait 3 года назад

      Yes, elotes! White people miss out on soooooo much! 😂

    • @ryunosuketanaka6425
      @ryunosuketanaka6425 3 года назад

      @@BeeBait guess what I’m only half Mexican and half white lol but I’m in New Mexico

    • @engelsteinberg593
      @engelsteinberg593 2 года назад

      @@BeeBait Miss being poisioned by picant. Ehat kind of people like that?

  • @elizabethmusic295
    @elizabethmusic295 4 года назад +294

    2:36 truly spoken as a 1950’ housewife, with their mayonnaise jello 👌🏼

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 года назад +170

      🤢

    • @sopita2236
      @sopita2236 4 года назад +1

      You Suck At Cooking 69th like ur welcome

    • @a_reelskitface
      @a_reelskitface 4 года назад +2

      Their W H A T

    • @livindeadghoul
      @livindeadghoul 4 года назад +4

      @@a_reelskitface Next you're gonna say you've never had your grandma make you a slice of mayonnaise cake 🙄

    • @a_reelskitface
      @a_reelskitface 4 года назад

      @@livindeadghoul One of my grandmothers lives in a different city and the other can't cook-

  • @farahmoidin7801
    @farahmoidin7801 4 года назад +96

    I feel like this channel deserves an audience clapping at the end of every episode

    • @thatcokestuff
      @thatcokestuff 4 года назад +7

      You don't clap when the episodes are over?

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 года назад +2

      "You Suck at Cooking is filmed in front of a live studio audience!"

  • @bengrace8808
    @bengrace8808 4 года назад +169

    3:05 I didn't know we could get this kind of content on RUclips.

  • @theosouris7063
    @theosouris7063 3 года назад +10

    2:01 I think I would rather my Corpus Cavernosum goes unharvested, thank you very much.

    • @theosouris7063
      @theosouris7063 3 года назад +5

      Although, I guess that depends on who does the harvesting…

  • @askingalexia
    @askingalexia 4 года назад +196

    “Mayonnaise belongs on all things at all times.”
    ...... Boris? Dad?

    • @hy3na739
      @hy3na739 4 года назад +3

      Ah I see... A fellow comrade

    • @askingalexia
      @askingalexia 4 года назад +1

      Michelman Man Vadim?

    • @hy3na739
      @hy3na739 4 года назад +2

      @@askingalexia blyaaaaat

    • @hika8298
      @hika8298 4 года назад +2

      I just finished watching Boris teach HTML and found you!

  • @tristanpienaar9148
    @tristanpienaar9148 4 года назад +368

    Netflix: "are you still watching?"
    Someone's daughter: 3:04

  • @rasimsimsim
    @rasimsimsim 4 года назад +264

    the first thing i heard was "Boil it insulted water"

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 года назад +260

      don't do that it will burn

    • @hey_this_is_a_handle
      @hey_this_is_a_handle 4 года назад +6

      You Suck At Cooking does it work In insulted Water for a substitute for salted water

    • @haniabdel
      @haniabdel 4 года назад +2

      @@yousuckatcooking "corpus cavernosum"

    • @gyrodoodle
      @gyrodoodle 4 года назад +2

      @@hey_this_is_a_handle no it will burn

    • @hey_this_is_a_handle
      @hey_this_is_a_handle 4 года назад +1

      Taylor but what if I had unburnable corn?

  • @exportgaming7658
    @exportgaming7658 3 года назад +16

    There is something about his voice that is different that the other narrator voices🤔

  • @jeghaterdegforfaen
    @jeghaterdegforfaen 4 года назад +54

    Can you cook corn by throwing it in the air high enough that the sun itself heats it?

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 года назад +85

      of course you can but it will burn from the air friction before it gets that high

  • @dylanblack8714
    @dylanblack8714 4 года назад +337

    Jesus I’m reading his replies in the comments and he’s killing it with these puns

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 года назад +429

      more like grilling it amiright? No, I am not right.

    • @nate_storm
      @nate_storm 4 года назад +12

      You Suck At Cooking no, you’re not

    • @ubermensch5127
      @ubermensch5127 4 года назад +10

      You Suck At Cooking I read his “no, I am not right” with his Canadian accent

    • @lifetodamax
      @lifetodamax 4 года назад +6

      @@ubermensch5127 he's Canadian!!!! Now I know the truth.

    • @bob-a-tron3002
      @bob-a-tron3002 4 года назад +1

      You Suck At Cooking lol imagine getting more likes on a reply than the actual comment

  • @plucas1
    @plucas1 4 года назад +595

    "Double Corn Hole" means something VERY different where I come from. But yours is good too. = )

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2089
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2089 3 года назад +1

    Every corn:Im not natural
    The normal corn:IM THE ORGINAL

  • @tylerkatz750
    @tylerkatz750 4 года назад +108

    I’m having trouble finding a bench grinder, any substitute for garage husked corn?

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 года назад +93

      there's no substitute

    • @bmaiceman
      @bmaiceman 4 года назад +7

      I find that a weed wacker does pretty well. And if you do it near the fake Xmass tree in the corner. You won't have to put on stincel next Xmass

    • @goosegoose108
      @goosegoose108 4 года назад

      Poor Redneck World Thanks, I’ll try that!!

  • @JDsVarietyChannel
    @JDsVarietyChannel 4 года назад +106

    If you ever sprain your ankle, put a bag of frozen corn on it. I guarantee it'll help. It's corn on the throb.

    • @melonbals5512
      @melonbals5512 4 года назад

      Bro shut up you commented 10 times already

    • @moonofchaos2833
      @moonofchaos2833 4 года назад

      @@melonbals5512 i liked the puns

    • @Wyrmington
      @Wyrmington 4 года назад

      Ba dum tss

    • @kenmills4932
      @kenmills4932 4 года назад

      @@melonbals5512 so if someone comments more than you want you dont like it? Then maybe dont read them. Pretty irrational that thought process you have.

    • @melonbals5512
      @melonbals5512 4 года назад

      Ken Mills yea

  • @LucyXuCovers
    @LucyXuCovers 4 года назад +268

    2:00 "We're gonna harvest some corpus cavernosum"
    Me as a medical student: 😶

  • @jmpersic
    @jmpersic Год назад +1

    I'm just a random guy, running his errands, living life, raisin' kids, and singing "She wants to be a fighter jet!" on the way to Costco...

  • @peke9499
    @peke9499 4 года назад +54

    3:04 The movie when mom walks into your room

  • @JDsVarietyChannel
    @JDsVarietyChannel 4 года назад +209

    I pack corn for lunch at work. It's corn on the job.

  • @LichLordFortissimo
    @LichLordFortissimo 4 года назад +323

    When taking the husk off corn, is it permissible to cut off the hands of someone else and use THOSE to de-husk? State laws are iffy like that...

    • @ravenatomic3752
      @ravenatomic3752 4 года назад +18

      If it’s for corn, anything is legal

    • @simeondermaats
      @simeondermaats 4 года назад +8

      @@ravenatomic3752 Accused: "But, your Honour, I killed that man because I needed his hands."
      Judge: "What?! That's horrible? What for?"
      Accused: "𝘤 𝘰 𝘳 𝘯"
      Judge: "Ah well, then it's fine. Not guilty"

    • @hellsbells-b9r
      @hellsbells-b9r 4 года назад +3

      You are clearly a chaotic neutral

    • @Shadow81989
      @Shadow81989 4 года назад +2

      I'm sure if you tell people what you needed the hands for, you'll be fine.
      _Please note that I'm not a lawyer and therefore only qualified to give illegal, rather than legal advice._

    • @ethanreimund2549
      @ethanreimund2549 4 года назад

      Only one way to find out

  • @nanithehusky3544
    @nanithehusky3544 3 года назад +4

    Imagine a blind person listening to this
    Especially 2:08

  • @wendy3212
    @wendy3212 4 года назад +150

    3:04 that's M rated, YSAC!

  • @PALLETE762
    @PALLETE762 4 года назад +184

    the corn gods are unhappy with you, ysac. “Not enough worshipping of corn” prime master of the corn chowder faction said.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 года назад +108

      uh oh

    • @devlyn1816
      @devlyn1816 4 года назад +20

      From the earth I rise, and the earth I one day will return, what’s up mother shuckers, it’s your boy, Cornelius Cornwall, and today we’re gonna talk about... CORN! Corn is a amazing vegetable, it used to be called maize, because, it was easy to get lost, in its incredible flavor. Side effects of corn include, choking, I guess? Come down today, to have some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn. **endless screaming**

    • @imikimi8960
      @imikimi8960 4 года назад +7

      @@devlyn1816 I see you are a man of culture as well

    • @ViewingChaos
      @ViewingChaos 4 года назад +1

      ah, such an iconic video

  • @idkjordash
    @idkjordash 4 года назад +317

    3:05 ok this belongs on a different site
    Corn hub

  • @MrWigby
    @MrWigby 4 месяца назад +1

    It took EARS and EARS to perfect these recipes

  • @nandankamath5243
    @nandankamath5243 4 года назад +112

    Instructions unclear: now have three restraining orders for indecent exposure among other things..Thank you YSAC

    • @IceDragon1377
      @IceDragon1377 4 года назад +2

      You probably didn't calibrate your wangjangler properly. It's a common mistake.

    • @nandankamath5243
      @nandankamath5243 4 года назад +1

      @@IceDragon1377 *wankjangler

    • @IceDragon1377
      @IceDragon1377 4 года назад

      @@nandankamath5243 I think that's the upgraded model, a bit more expensive but very effective

  • @andrese68
    @andrese68 4 года назад +113

    absolutely no one:
    Rocknald Trump: 0:48

    • @johnathancommentar5842
      @johnathancommentar5842 4 года назад +1

      xavierb1117 A no one meme 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @critiasdetested4749
      @critiasdetested4749 4 года назад

      THIS SENT ME

  • @Alamoudi115
    @Alamoudi115 4 года назад +43

    Cooking shows when my parents walk in 3:05

  • @man3ajmi209
    @man3ajmi209 2 года назад +1

    the fact that he puts soo much time and thought into one video to make is as hilarious as possible is true commitment

  • @fenderjbass6463
    @fenderjbass6463 4 года назад +75

    im starting to think that this guy lives on a different planet than me...

    • @nicholassipples3844
      @nicholassipples3844 4 года назад

      If I had to guess he lives somewhere in the northeast I live up there and from what I've seen in his videos it's really similar

    • @billyweed835
      @billyweed835 4 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure he actually lives under an entirely different set of physical laws.

  • @Nolo-HLM
    @Nolo-HLM 4 года назад +342

    "But little did he know that giving the potatoe that mustache, it made him a Lv 100 Mafia boss."

    • @PieIsGud2808
      @PieIsGud2808 4 года назад +4

      Old meme, you are banned from the Mickey Mouse clubhouse

    • @noobslayer6915
      @noobslayer6915 4 года назад

      @@PieIsGud2808 All memes are old memes.

    • @PieIsGud2808
      @PieIsGud2808 4 года назад

      noobslayer 69 I don’t know what sense that makes

    • @noobslayer6915
      @noobslayer6915 4 года назад

      @@PieIsGud2808 makes sense that, what don't I know?

    • @PieIsGud2808
      @PieIsGud2808 4 года назад +1

      noobslayer 69 there are new memes every week. So it all memes are old memes

  • @PersonalPariah
    @PersonalPariah 4 года назад +91

    This is helpful but I still have no idea how to debone it.

    • @micropens
      @micropens 4 года назад

      Just bite and spit into a bowl. At the end you will just have the bone. Great for children since it's bite zise

  • @jmpersic
    @jmpersic Год назад

    One of his best. I've just discovered this channel and life will never be the same.

  • @kylenabors3273
    @kylenabors3273 4 года назад +98

    3:04 is really doing something to me man

  • @TerribleTonyShow
    @TerribleTonyShow 4 года назад +142

    This video makes me comfortable with my sexuality.

    • @visheshchahar3260
      @visheshchahar3260 4 года назад +2

      Underrated

    • @memory_null
      @memory_null 4 года назад +22

      Was it the double cornhole?

    • @TerribleTonyShow
      @TerribleTonyShow 4 года назад +9

      @@memory_null Correct

    • @neontd
      @neontd 4 года назад

      Ok buddy, chill out.

    • @MikSrf723
      @MikSrf723 4 года назад

      I'm uncomfortable with your cornhole. But not your whole corn.

  • @Moglidor
    @Moglidor 4 года назад +98

    Don’t mind me. Just here to help the algorithm.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 года назад +128

      oh I'll mind you sir, I'll mind

    • @chloeavenson5698
      @chloeavenson5698 4 года назад +10

      @@yousuckatcooking No, be polite. Don't mind. Don't you dare mind.

  • @joesbros865
    @joesbros865 3 года назад +5

    Personally, my favorite type of corn is tail pipe corn , it really brings a carbon dioxide gas zing into every bite

  • @luwi5972
    @luwi5972 4 года назад +47

    Thank you for remaking "She Wants to be a Fighter Jet" :)
    Also has Bob stopped being a slob and got a job or his he still enjoying corn on the cob being shoved in his gob?

  • @eelexa
    @eelexa 4 года назад +67

    From the description: "and regret it, or don't because regret is a waste of time" 😂

  • @martinmartin8666
    @martinmartin8666 4 года назад +67

    Anyone else relize whenever he takes a bite out of the corn he uses an apple sound?

  • @robertojrreyes9332
    @robertojrreyes9332 4 года назад +83

    As a Mexican I approve this “Mexican street corn a 10/10 corn”.

    • @MyWachinango
      @MyWachinango 4 года назад +4

      I do not, the cilantro was too much

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 4 года назад +44

    Despite all my rage, I am still just a Corn in the Cage.

  • @Ordnance
    @Ordnance 4 года назад +7

    I knew your previous corn video deserved a sequal. Thank you YSAC

  • @NoName-he5ri
    @NoName-he5ri 3 года назад +1

    Did anyone notice the Don't waste cheese edit? This man gives real advice.

  • @dimh.2583
    @dimh.2583 4 года назад +133

    Him: We're gonna harvest some corpus cavernosum.
    Me (An anatomy student): Say what now? 🤣🤣

    • @alwaysbored47
      @alwaysbored47 4 года назад +2

      Omg...

    • @tayet6875
      @tayet6875 4 года назад +3

      I know, right?!

    • @abf9112
      @abf9112 4 года назад +2

      What

    • @dimh.2583
      @dimh.2583 4 года назад +18

      @@abf9112 its basically tissue found in the penis LMAO

    • @pinkypaz123
      @pinkypaz123 4 года назад +4

      Glad I'm not the only one

  • @HotwiredFlamingo
    @HotwiredFlamingo 4 года назад +58

    2:01 shout-out to the ones who know what corpus cavernosum is.

    • @jjrpoektl1925
      @jjrpoektl1925 4 года назад +1

      I do now...

    • @bea-er4gr
      @bea-er4gr 4 года назад +3

      I googled it because of this comment and let me say I was nOT ready

    • @asharanade5783
      @asharanade5783 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @sinishq_by_cosishq
      @sinishq_by_cosishq 4 года назад +1

      I thought I was the only one who got it.

    • @robloxmanface1
      @robloxmanface1 4 года назад +2

      Hotwired Flamingo waht is it? If it’s something sexual or gory I’m fine with that, I just don’t wanna search it up... because I don’t wanna be scarred
      Edit: ok, nvm I searched it up, it could’ve been worse

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 года назад +51

    The most terrifying thing is :
    Now he has someone to help him do this odd sequences.

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike 4 года назад +9

      And it also doesn't begin with the YSAC theme

  • @mirrankei
    @mirrankei Год назад +1

    I love the fighter jet song so much. Dream big, little corncob. Someday.

  • @kutaygulleroglu7423
    @kutaygulleroglu7423 4 года назад +178

    0:48 Wow, that definetely does not look like any US presidents.

    • @triforcewill
      @triforcewill 4 года назад +24

      That's true, he DOES have a rock for a brain

    • @kimkardashi-un2.051
      @kimkardashi-un2.051 4 года назад +3

      Totally never have seen some one like that people!!

    • @kathyflorcruz552
      @kathyflorcruz552 4 года назад +1

      Nope. Not at ALL!😂

    • @kathyflorcruz552
      @kathyflorcruz552 4 года назад +5

      @@triforcewill Get back to commie college already.

    • @triforcewill
      @triforcewill 4 года назад +18

      @@kathyflorcruz552 what does that even mean

  • @LimabeanStudios
    @LimabeanStudios 4 года назад +7

    Fun fact each of those strings you see when you husk corn leads to an individual corn kernel. They get fertilized individually and this is how you can make fancy multi color corn.

  • @janice9760
    @janice9760 4 года назад +36

    2:01 I think everyone needs to google corpus cavernosum, if you don’t already know what it means 😂

    • @Marsdend1
      @Marsdend1 4 года назад +3

      My innocence

    • @Keegan8r
      @Keegan8r 4 года назад +3

      I always thought he just made up latin phrases, then I heard a word I actually recognized and made the mistake of looking it up...

    • @ellementia
      @ellementia 4 года назад

      that’s the pe-

  • @paigewalker3018
    @paigewalker3018 3 года назад +2

    me: "I could probably make this!"
    The title: "You suck at cooking."
    Me: "right."