5 Ways to Bacon - You Suck at Cooking (episode 88)
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- Опубликовано: 2 апр 2019
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Recipes:
Classic Pan Flip
Ingredients: bacon
The Trudy Method
Ingredients: bacon
The One Side No Flip No Touch Lazy F*ck
Ingredients: bacon
Lazer Beam Box
Ingredients: bacon
Baking
Ingredients: bacon
Salad Dressing
Ingredient: bacon 
Хобби
Watch this video if you
A: like cooking
B: don't like cooking
C: Like comedy
or D: like bacon
1000 Subs and I tell my parents THEY'RE ADOPTED or E. Under quarantine. And F. All of the above.
I like the jingle
D
Somehow I'm all the above
E: like dogs
"....if there's kids in the house don't use the front burner, thank you."
Wow so wholesome.
"Don't ever pour it down the drain"
Actually good advice
Lexi Miller
Sorry I’m dumb but why do u not use the front burner?
@@pattymatty633 you're not dumb, I'm glad you asked! If you have a hot pan full of grease on the front burner a kid could pull it off the burner, hit their head on it, etc and potentially have the grease severely burn them. :)
@@pattymatty633 this really goes for anything you're cooking though, too! If you have kids in the house, especially toddlers, you really should use the back burners on your stove!
Aww!
"is it a coincidence that bacon is both made of particles and shaped like a wave"
holy shit i was not expecting to hear that from a cooking channel
caught me so off guard 😂😂
I wouldnt even expect that from Bill Nye
Quantum Bacon
Bacon is the light of the world
Wait is this a cooking channel?
The dog just won my heart.
To a person that hasn't watched the video yet, that sounds very scary
Thanks for the spoiler mate!
The reason I went for the like button
Good boy detected on American soil
@TyetheRebel you know, the temperature is quiet mellow today. I wonder what the best way to die is, eh chap? Anyways, I gotta go to work, don't indulge too much in the good weather!
This video has everything anyone would ever want.
1.Humor
2. Clear Instructions.
3. Warnings.
4. Great Music.
5. A good boy.
Isn’t that the whole point of this channel though?
@@bombuniverse1578 I guess it is..other channels could learn a bit from it.
You forgot bacon
@@dominicksolerix2703 oh gosh.. I did..
The dog is the best part, don’t lie
Good morning, I hope you have a great day and/or night.
You Suck At Cooking you too
Hey
thanks
You Suck At Cooking k
You Suck At Cooking night
Mid night
“Laser beam box”
He is speaking the language of gods
He is
I think it's a microwave right?
@@silvermoonlight9879 no it's obviously a toaster /s
Or another detected alien.
Elon is not alone.
WE ARE NOT ALONE.
…
"Her name is Trudy but I changed it so I protect her identity but her name is Tammy"
Lol 😅
You watched the video, too?
Why would you put it in quotes if that's not the original quote >:(
protected her identity for a few seconds
@@myballshurt616 you put them when your repeat someone 🙃
This video had a unusual amount of wholesomeness and actual straightforward safety tips. Dope.
Yep. Now I know that it's only safe to use bacon grease in place of gas it it's someone else's car.
@@titan2540 someone's car that you really, really, really, don't like.
Such is the sacredness of bacon.
I like wholesome :)
@Neet oo shit
Mom and Dad: do you want to be a musician or a chef?
YSAC: yes!
A musical chef...Awesome.
How to YSAC
r/inclusiveor
Don’t forget part time dog walker!
I love how he's only restricted to those
I’m old. I’ve been an enthusiastic home cook for decades, and I had never put my bacon in the undo before now. It’s life changing. Seriously. But, I have a few tips for those who also want to experience mind-blowing bacon:
1. Put your bacon on parchment paper, but put them on a cooling rack on a sheet pan for extra crispiness.
2. Set your undo to 400 fundo instead of 375
3. Expect extra crispy nirvana to take 25 or even 30 very long minutes, depending on how crispy you want your bacon and how poorly your undo works. Mine sucks, yeah it really does.
4. Save that bacon juice. It’s amazing.
My favorite fried eggs were cooked in bacon grease-I approve this message!
Old in years but young at heart. Keep doing your thing my friend and I will take down notes for the next time I find a pack on sale!
I keep a jar of bacon grease in the fridge and cook everything in it and I'm not sorry
DAVID BOWIE PICTURE!!!
That should be four hundo.
Is no one talking about the fact that he said cooled bacon grease was keto frosting?
We aren't talking about it because we are used to it. He is a bit of a cooky guy
ali hassan Think he prefers cake
Sunset Hobi genius
@@alihassan-ve3hw That was either a good pun , or you meant kooky, and I cant tell
He's out of line but he's right.
I feel like I've stumbled upon the Casually Explained of cooking
You and everyone else. Then wait 'til you reach their collab video.
Casually Explained references YSAC in one of his videos (which is actually how I found his channel)
Have Casually Explained and YSAC ever been seen in the same room?
@@dakotagalvan3656 hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Welcome to our world
"Coat one side of your parchment paper with bacon and then coat the other side of your parchment paper with pan."
Bob's AKA Jim's Daughter Trudy's AKA Tammy's Friend - 2019
I actually missed the parchment paper coating xD
Put your oven on 3 70 fundo slide that into your kitchen Hot box
@@tinkaraazb9383 what is an "oven"?
@@DarthJarJar501 thing you bake things
@@tinkaraazb9383 your onion*
"Oh baby don't stop cooking that bacon inside of my heart, yeah!" Been in my head all day. Ha!
Solo Archer idk why this always happens to me but I didn’t notice that line from the song and as I read your comment the song played it word for word
Whats the song?????
i want him to release this song for download
We need more muslims to appreciate bacon and dogs who eat bacon 🥓 😋
“Bacon is both particles and wave forms”
-You suck at cooking, the quantum mechanics professor
First Chef I ever worked for told me, "they call bacon, bacon, because you bake it." The man is a legend.
Jonathan Thomas
wow
Hehe now you have 420 likes 🌿
@Alexis Drohin never
My favorite way to cook bacon. Add a cooling sheet to make it extra crunchy.
We bake cookies but we cook bacon.
Simple, informative, there's a puppy, 10/10.
The dog turned into bacon
OH MY GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My god. He's done it.. Hes touched every aspect of entertainment one can hope to achieve for.
" is it a coincidence that bacon is made of particles and shaped like a wave"
Sneaky quantum physics reference
The duet outro really butters my corn
Brilliant phrase. I’ll use that forever from now on.
It really fried my chips
Too bad it doesn't bacon grease your corn.
@@yousuckatcooking shove it in.
“Coat the other side of your parchment paper with pan” made me laugh so hard for no reason lmao
Lil Retro why for no reason, it was a joke
Because you suck at cooking
there was a reason, that being it was
A) funny
B) a joke
C) a funny joke
The dumbest jokes are often the funniest. A joke so dumb people just never think to make it, and then one person does and it hits you with all the power of not having heard that one before!^^
How have I never heard of this channel?! Subscribed and now I’m gonna binge the rest of the videos
Welcome :)
In Korean, the word temperature is actually pronounced "Ondo"
"Keto frosting" got me so bad! 😄
LOL, now I get it 🤣
Lol I bet us keto folks would try it though. We love our bacon 😂
@@twdjt6245 You can bet your dupa I'm gonna try it.
gorp27 now that you mention it, bet it wouldn’t be bad, (given the icing like texture of cooled bacon grease), especially if sweetened with some maple flavored stevia drops....maybe add a little heavy cream too.
@@twdjt6245It could work. Frosting is just fat and sugar. Just need a low carb sweetener.
You're lucky you have an impulse control, I would have reflexively poured the bacon grease into the gas tank
Emma Molloy same I barely have any impulse controllll pfft
OMG! Crazy person here...LOL
Kevin Tyler r/wooosh
@@crunchy1813 r/wooosh
3:03 you make a bacon candle, obviously
"The first method of cooking bacon is ...."
Me: hmmm something's off 🤔
"Then flip the strips over ..."
Me: oh! There was no You~ suck~ at~ cooking~ yeah~ you~ totally~ suck~
I do love wangjangling, so I think I'll give the trudy method a try
AKA The Sally Method, who is my wife, and whose name is Angela, who learned it from her roommate Belinda, whose name is Maria.
@@hecticdmc LOL
Sounds like Trudy is singing along at the end too
I do to
Tried and Trudy
This video is perfect if you
A)Like YSAC
B)Like puppies
C)Like bacon
D)Like cooking
OR
E)Like wasting time on the internet watching videos about a guy telling you how to cook bacon and giving you long lists about why it's good for you.
I typed in "bacon ondo on 420 fundo" into youtube and this was the second result
What was the first result
Uhh it's undoh you uncultured nugget 😅😂
How is this guy not famous yet? He’s amazing
you should upload these songs standalone because people are uploading them alone anyway and i wanna listen to them on loop :)
Or put them on Spotify/Apple Music/Make a CD/Make a Mix Tape/Make a Record/Pandora?/Play on the Radio ☝☝☝
I'm not joking when I say that this is the best song any artist produced in 2019.
Everyone: Microwave
Him: LaZeR bEAm bOx
Everyone: oven
Him: KiTcHeN hOt BoX
*Onion
any kitchen utensil
WaNg GaNgLeR
@@alcxy8563 its wangjangler
Technically, it's a MAZER beam box xD
The sound at the end is adorable.
Besides loving to cook, I automatically subbed cos the video started off immediately. No intro of any kind.
Can we just get an album of all the end songs? I would 100% listen to it and, well, get hungry
Yes please
I second this
Seriously make this happen
This is a really good idea. He should absolutely do this
For that to happen there would have to either a) be seasonal divides or b) have the show end and while having seasons and a more consistent upload schedule would be excellent I would be unable to live for the three quarters of the year when there are no uploads. Nor would I be able to live without YSAC at all. I’m not saying I don’t want the album I’m just saying words because I like to say them. Perhaps he could do it after episode 100?
“Now coat the other side in pan” I died
This is my new favourite video (The moment when dog appears convinced me)
George has gone missing. Please let us know if you have seen my little brother, thanks
Well he tasted good
Preheat your oven to 370 fundo and then add Peppa Peppa Peppa.
You forgot the 6th way of cooking bacon, which is to grill your foot with a George Foreman grill.
The foreman grill takes forever and you still run into the surface area issue. Plus you still end up with a drip pan full of bacon grease that 9/10 people will still dump right down the drain, like I do.
Ah yes, I love the smell of bacon right when I wake up
Michael is one and only person who would do that, besides the other dumb people who would also do that.
Allison Irv Miller what about the fart flame method?
Allison Irv Miller I BURNED MY FOOT!!!
When are you going on that duet tour? Seriously digging the accompaniment on the ending theme.
Pretty near, aye
That outro is a banger
Love the mono tone,humor and safe tips for front burners✨
Instead of soaking up the grease with paper towel or pouring it in the trash just pour it into a ramekin, let it solidify and put it in the fridge. It's really good for pan frying, especially eggs.
i feel like something is missing and i feel empty
yes
there's no intro. where's the intro, YSAC?
where is it?
There’s also a robocto missing 😢
@@humanperson8566 it's pimblokto ya dense cabbage
Pandu Adikara I’m not getting involved
Pimblokto took over the channel but he foesnt know how to run it maybe?
And no fake fireplace (or other quirky things that make him so lovable).
It’s funny that you did that whole “don’t put bacon grease down the drain thing” because I have been getting letter from my water district that someone in the neighborhood is pouring oil down the drain.
100% true... never EVER! Even more so when you have a septic system. You want large septic repair bills? This is how you get large septic repair bills... Yes, it's organic but the clogs I've seen happen while waiting for the little crud chuggers to devour it makes a total mess! (although I'm sure the little crud chuggers enjoy bacon too...)
I just found your channel and I love it you’re funny and are very considerate on how safe people are by giving them safety tips
This video is perfect for anyone who a) likes bacon, b) wants to do a good job and not a terrible job cooking bacon because they want their bacon to taste good, c) enjoys comedy, d) wants to research bacon because let's be real, everyone loves bacon so it's a fascinating topic and will get you high marks on your essay for high school if you choose it as your topic unless you have that one teacher who doesn't have a sense of humor and pretends she doesn't like bacon when she really just doesn't like herself or e) didn't know there's more than one way to cook bacon
He uploads on a Wednesday, wait, that's illegal.
It's Wednesday, my people
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@@WangleLine
Your profile pic is ilegal
That's my trash day he can't take my trash day! Can he?
It is Wednesday my dudes AAAAAAAAAAAHH
me: yo pass the aux cord
friend: you better not play trash
me: 3:48
friend *holding back tears* : nice
Does polnareff know youre here?
@@asianjesus9813 Polnareff is busy with his Loud French Sobbing.
Everytime, I have had a really bad day or when I'm sad I just watch your videos and start to laugh again. Thank you.
I've never considered that bacon has the ability to represent quantum physics. That's very enlightening.
He left the extra 4 seconds of black screen in because it only takes 4 seconds of looking away to burn your bacon
More like a minute, but once it starts to burn (char) it just keep going and going because the grease retains the heat...BE EXTRA CAREFUL AROUND HOT GREASE. just remove it from the heat until everything calms down, the bacon probably will be toast (pun intended) unless you like carbonized bacon, then have at it ( I know the dog likes it, hint).
Slips in the crucial PSA @1:43. Amazingly, that never crosses the minds of many. 😷👍
As if this video weren't perfect enough, there's even footage of a floofball at the end
MY HEART
Just found your cooking channel, so refreshing. Love it.
I find it weird that all of the listed methods are actually viable. Also that the advice about not throwing the excess grease down the drain is actually unironically good advice. I feel like I DID learn how to cook something new!
This is not what I expected when I subbed based on previous videos, weird flex but ok?
a lot of the videos are actually great tips! check out the french fry rap :D
Amaiar especially putting bacon grease into your Enemies car
Threw me for a loop too as I just subbed the other day when a guord was turned into a bannana box.
what do you actually do with the leftover grease?
Gregurk grits
The prodigal video. The one that was promised. For YSAC so loved the world he sent a video about bacon to save us all.
God doesn’t exist.
Bacon exsits... therefore God exsists.
The gas tank bit brought a tear to my eye. Such delightful malice.
i love how he is funny yet helpful
Can you please do more recipes that won’t clog my arteries
Sure thing.
Just become robotic, chump.
Don't directly inject the bacon into your arteries.
Why would you want that? Cloged arteries are delish.
Bacon does not clog your arteries. Processed food cloggs your arteries. Don't blame the butter for what the bread has done.
"Which was showed to me by my friend Trudy whose name I change to protect her identity it's actually Tammy" 😂
I was caught off-guard when you started straight into the video without an introduction, it's pretty awesome! Nice commentary as well! :D
I crack eggs straight into bacon grease when I'm done cooking the bacon. It fries the egg perfectly and it doesn't take very long to get fried and crispy egg whites while maintaining a nice runny yolk. It also makes your eggs taste kinda like bacon. I can't argue with that.
Hey! I enjoy wangjangling and am Tammy's dad's daughter! Perfect!
There are SO many amazing uses for bacon grease.
Lmao I love this, and wow I'm late nvm
Tammy T I-
The outro song is something I legit would listen to on a Sunday morning after a long night of crying myself to sleep.
This was a rollercoaster from start to finish
That song almost brought me to tears lol
My body was ready for this.
Damn that look delicious
Wait I'm muslim
Born 4 A thing lmao HAHAHAHA
Canceled
@Gabriel BOULOUM just eat it..
@Gabriel BOULOUM rip, if you wanna eat it, what would you have to do then?
@@aarriikknn33ll not eat it
Thank you for posting the ingredients list in description I was wondering ❤
This dude is my favorite cook of youtube. He makes cooking videos fun, he makes cool songs and is funny.
The undo may be on three seventy fundo but we dont have an intro.
Teeheee
Username checks out
That last minute of footage is the most wholesome thing i've ever watched
Never stop cooking that bacon inside of my heart.
I found this channel when it was still pretty small. I had fucked up dinner and was feeling self loathing. It's been cool to watch this channel grow. I still find the videos funny and mildly helpful.
I was disappointed not seeing an april fools video from you. Seemed like the perfect thing for your style of videos! I wanted it so bad. There’s always next year i guess.
But then it would be You're Good At Cooking, Totally good. It would contain constructive info, compliments and no patronising. We don't want that, do we?
Kevin Liang i was thinking along those lines, but he made the most garbage food he’s ever made and was super upbeat about it. The exact opposite of the show as is. Like name it “You Rock at Cooking (Episode 1)” and he goes on about how it will be replacing the regular series, and then he makes food so bad not even a starving pig would eat it, while being disgustingly positive about it.
the ultimate april fool's is not doing an april fool's because everyone expects an april fool's video 🤯
I coated the wrong side of the parchment paper with bacon. Set the kitchen on fire. 10/10 would bake again.
mmmmmmm
Excellent presentation! Well-organized, lots of great info about BACON!
Thank you!
I love the song at the end. Cool dog too.
“Put your undo on 370 fundo.”
-YSAC 2019
When you wish smell-o-vision was a thing
Your a fucking racist pig
@@chancehagan9691 hey, sorry I was just really bored and went on random tangents and insulted people on comment sections, to act like a delusional dickhead, so hope u got a laugh out of it lol
The World
Umm just cook your bacon.
@@jsblackchalk1551
I giggled
This channel is a gold and diamond mine. Tks RUclips.
I've been watching you vids for a couple days now and I'm so glad I have cuz I'm so motivated to start cooking and try your ways of doing things. 😂
I saw one of your vids a year ago and I've been trying to find your channel. Today was the day I completed a year long goal.
Congrats! That must have been so frustrating
Congrats! You suck at searching!
Ouchh I felt that. Especially when ppl don't cite/credit sources
Cook a pound of bacon and split it with your son. Love bacon. Love keto. Love your humor.😁
Better yet, have the son cook it, I suck at cooking.
Ya! cook your eggs in the grease.
@@nancyfahey7518 you must be from the south.
This is hilarious, dude! And informative for beginner chefs.
I love this channel.
Please, please, please release all the end video songs separate in a playlist? I really want to listen to these end songs while doing other things. They're more catchy than anything else I've heard before.
He will make an Album for that...
@@obviouslyme7065 If true, I would buy it in a heartbeat.
I agree
I should buy multiple copies if he made an album.
why is this video actually helpful? I didn't come here to actually learn a good way to cook bacon.
This is the most enlightening video I’ve seen for some time now
I am hooked on You Suck at Cooking...bacon & dry sarcastic humor
"don't stop cooking that bacon inside of my heart" is my new go-to pickup line
great song! is trudy/tammy singing back up vocals
I don't know what I just watched or why but I left satisfied. Thanks dude!
Just awesome. I love it!
2:24 Ondo means temperature in Korean lmao
he said undo
Flash Five more like undoh
Ondo means cum in hungarian
this comment thread is amazing
same in japanese
*"Is it a coincidence that bacon that is both made of particles and looks like waves? I'd say yeah"*
stoner 100
Nearly pissed myself laughing at that one. Then i had to explain why i was laughing to the wife. Who didnt find it funny. But then she doesn't do humour.
The complimentary theori
The real foundation of things
‘Made of particle but shaped like a wave’
...
SUBSCRIBED!!
I love this channel