Neuvillette judges the Archons in court
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- Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2023
- What would it be like if members of The Seven stand trial in court in front of the Supreme Justice of Fontaine, Neuvillette?
This is not a real cutscene from the game! It is a bunch of cutscenes mixed together. Thus, this video and the cutscenes within it is fanmade.
Music in the background - "Le spectacle doit continuer" by HOYO-MiX
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Nahida is guilty of being innocent, her sentence should be an afternoon tea party with Navia and Furina.
YES. I hope someone makes adorable art of this! ;w;
She's guilty of being everything but the archon of knowledge. Should just call herself the god of dreams at this point.
Specially after focalors killed herself to stand by her principle
Nahida did nothing but support her people, plus she wasn’t the one who participated in the Archon War. Neuvillette’s definitely declaring her innocent
Guilty of being Innocent of being Captain Rukkhadevata Sparrow.
and Wrio and Lynette since they literally fuck with tea
I like how venti is already passed out from being drunk
😅😅😅
1.8K likes but a few comments? lemme help to fix that...
Weird
I was wondering what he was doing all that time
I’m not surprised either 😅
Nahida is too precious to be guilty.
Her only crime-if it was that awful-was touching grass.
Imean, first she wasn't an original seven but no one remembers, but she actively seemed to help apep on behalf of her fungi friends, so no matter what she really is the purity of teyvat
her crime is killing people with her cuteness
pretty sure her worst crime was that "dookie" comment smh
I like how the camera makes Nahida smoller than usual.
the Real Criminal is Azar
Neuvilette: 🌪️🪨⚡ 🐉 *I'll judge y'all.*
Also Neuvilette: 💧🌿 🐉 *These two are cool.*
Based
Very based
Which two? Nahida, yes, but who's the other one?
@@lightning_11 he technically already judges Furina and is paying for her rent and food
@@burnoutcat2387 Furina was never an archon as far as I can tell... although that's an easy mistake to make.
Neuvillette: According to the judgment of the
🕺 Oratrice 🎶 Mecanique 🎵 d'Analyse 🎶 Cardinale🕺
Another one bites the dust
After hearing the song I never hear it the same way as I did before 😅
Damn you got the spellings right. It took me five days of Fontaine quests you learn the name of the thing
The fact he could fucking say that so many times.... a true professional voice actor.
Fun fact: the very first time we heard the name Neuvillette, he was praising Nahida, and wishing Furina would act more like her.
He definately changed his mind now tho
Wait, really???
@@aerithgainsborough7763yep! it was around the time when nahida was released. you should be able to find it in her intro thingy. try looking at the wiki
When was that?
@@spiritcomics5655 Nahida's splash art preview. It read
"One might say she pays too much attention or dotes on people too much... But while her actions can be flawed, I believe her sense of responsibility as Sumeru's deity to be a commendable thing. Ah, that the youngest of gods should be thus, while a certain other person, by contrast, should be so prone to hysterics..." Chief Justice Neuvillette of Fontaine
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Venti didn't even get hit he just passed out drinking 😂
Drunken Demoman sound clip would be perfect
ahahha good catch xD
😂🤣
Neuvillette and Zhongli went from friends to rivals in court 😂
@@you-yn5hp I'm talking about the previous Crying Aqua videos.
@@SyazHikari_MlbbI like to imagine it was before he found out zhongli a archon
@@rippertheindoraptor7908 now that you mentioned it, he only told him that he works at wangsheng funeral parlor.
Friends to enemies to lovers fic anyone?
@@willaverynerdyclarinetist6131 no
Zhongli's response about Osmantheus Wine while being told on how powerful he is, is the best response I heard.
I only heard hold my wine 😅
xD
Osmanthus wine taste the same as I remember....
Nahida getting not guilty is perfect. She did nothing wrong, after all!
She is guilty of killing me with her cuteness
And the others aren't guilty, yes they did some war crimes in Khaneriah but they are just archons after all, don't put the blame on them.
@@lowrhyan567 Don’t they have stolen powers from the Sovereigns?
She killed herself, but no one knows that!
She is guilty of being an absolute menace of a dendro support 😆
Zhongli = guilty of osmanthus wine
EI = Guilty of not knowing how to cook
Venti = Guilty of being Drunk
Oh, you're right, but you forgot to mention that they are responsible for *war crime* but tbh that's not as half as important
Nahida: I know your search history
Neuvilette: INNOCENT!!!
Zhongli: And that you got ripped off.
Neuvy probably just looks up Water
ok but she DOES THO
Like that's literally what irminsul is omgg do NOT mess with nahida
I love Neuvillette just took one look at Nahida and said "She's guilty of being too cute."
According to the judgement of the 🌟 _Oratrice_ 💃 _Mecanique_ 🕺 _d'Analyse_ 🕺 _Cardinal_ 💃 🌟
I find it interesting that Neuvillette is most hostile against Zhongli in his voice lines, I wonder why tho
If I were him I’d be more hostile towards Ei.
Because he is the original archon who was probably involved in much shady stuff. Venti at least gave his nation a freedom and didn't participate much for many hundreds (or thousands?) of years, meanwhile Zhongli was directly ruling a nation until Traveller's arrival
Because zhongli is Weak.
The reason there are no Dragon as archon because they have no heart. They incapable to understand humanism
@@RaikaKoshiba650 Doesn't make sense since Ei technically wasn't the archon at the time. Zhongli and Venti are the only original ones. And Venti is basically absent for most of the period
@@neurofiedyamato8763 Yes, but Neuvillette judging them also based on what he now about them now, this will also be the case for Nahida’s judgement since she is also not the original. To him Ei is probably a tyrant who stole the Authority of the Electro Dragon and enslaved her people under the Vision Hunt Decree
Neuvillette with Nahida & Furina: Precious baby.
Neuvillette With Other Archons: GUILTY!!!
Neuvillette: **thinking about Zhongli's sentence**
Zhongli: Osmanthus wine...
Neuvillette: Guilty!
Zhongli: I will have order
Neuvillette: No you don't, order must be held
According to the ✨Oratrice ✨mécanique ✨d'analyse ✨cardinale ✨
“Order!”
*I* will have order
*the others*
“Wine?”
“No thanks”
“So you happen to have cake?”
Love how Venti didn't even fight back and just took a beating to keep his secrets just like he did with Signora so long ago.
Fr, bro is be hiding the darkest secrets of teyvat to the point he would let people beat him without fighting back.😅 Just for those secrets to remain hidden.
Nah he didn't got destroyed, he passed out cuz he drunk
Furina is very excited about this, because neuvillette has made her statement come true
When Neuvillette said "Danzai! Danzai! Danzai! Danzai!", I felt that. Truly one of the bringers of justice of all time
Neuvillette: Who are you?
Zhongli: Osmanthus wi-
Neuvillette: *GUILTY!*
Although neuvillette is not an archon, but he can judge other archons, this shows how powerful he is:)
That's because he's a Dragon Sovereign. Which automatically makes him superior than the Archons
That's because he's a primordial dragon. So, Archons are like mortals to him🤣
@@codex2621i wonder how primordial one 1 vs 7 defeated all the dragons
@ primordial and his 4 shards something defeated 7dragons sovereign and the dragon king
Since this is when the Oratrice was still functional, he doesn't have his sovereign authority, therefore he couldn't charge them regarding the stolen authorities of the planet. 😅
The way Ei and Zhongli fell LMAO
Nahida: "I have done nothing wrong ever in my life."
Neuvillette: "I know this, and I love you."
Venti : guilty of imbibition of the large scale of liquor
Zhongli : guilty being a spendthrift without his own mora
Ei : guilty of cooking hazard in one of Fontaine's restaurant
Nahida : guilty of.... Being cute too much
Do notnlet Ei cook near Fontaine
Electro and Water... Not very good
Furina: guilty of... (wait, she's not an Archon anymore...)
@@SyazHikari_Mlbbtechnically speaking, never was, just a human-oceanid with a curse
@@anadaere6861(manslaughter via cookery, many have suffered many casualties)
I mean, technically all Mora in Teyvat is Zhongli's Mora
I find it funny that Venti didn't even try to fight Neuvilette and he's on the ground with Zhougli and Ei.
He passed out from the wine, not from fighting.
I love how he didn't ask the Oratrice about Nahida. Even if she was guilty in it's eyes, she'll always be innocent in Nuevillette's. 😊
And you can see why Neuvillette despises other Archons except for Furina and Nahida.
To be fair Furina and Nahida are the best archons by far
@@-Theo- I mean Venti is pretty cool too and I don't think is done that many bad stuff.
@@-Theo- Best in terms of story, I like Raiden more.
@@prophetedubaroque5136 He's hiding a lot of secrets
@@ArchonKujoto be fair, focalor and the seat are dead and gone. While furina isn't an archon. So he cant really judge smth that is gone from the mortal realm.
Nahida : Not Guilty
Zhongli: Indeed
1:23 i love how Nahida is just watching innocently😂
ok but I actually wanna see Neuvillette and Zhongli throw hands in game
Nahida's crimes:
-stalking
-ignoring privacy rules
-mass memory wipe for a criminal (wanderer) who deserves punishment
- Letting criminals (the sages) go free , yea i know she was a victim but she wasn't the only victim but she abused her authority as archon to let them go with basically a slap on the wrist
-Giving a powerful artifact to one of the most evil people on Teyvat (Dotore)
But their crimes where not committed in Fontaine therefore they can not be judged under Fontaine law
The editing so clean omg
Neuvelitte: According to the judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'analyse Cardinale...
Me: 🕺💃🤸🕴️
Venti:*wakes back up*…why are all the lights off?
According to the judgement of "Oratrice 💃 Mechanique 💃 D'analyse 💃 Cardinal"
I like how Venti is down not because he fought daddy otter but because he was already drunk
Nah he just took a nap , so his tired again
Nahihi is having a talk with Furina and Furina is just surprised when Ei attacks while Nahida is like "This is fine."
Neuvillette deciding which other archons are allowed to interact with Furina: Go on, scram! Get out of here, you moochers!
[Point to Nahida] Except you, you stay.
Nahida: :D
Neuvi: That power... Who are you, exactly?
Zhongli: Osmanthus wine-
Me: GUILTY
The way I completely knew that he'd say that but I still got surprised pls
Nahida wasn't even born when the archon war occurred also she saved the dendro dragon, no way she'd be guilty.
Holding the sovereignty of an elemental power is the "crime". Although, yes, Nahida did not asked to be born as Rukkha's successor. However Neuvilette wants to spin it, declaring Nahida guilty would be an injustice.
@@thejamesonthestreet I just realised that Nahida's also the type to sac herself & return the authority to apep if Sumeru is in danger.
Furina is just watching the show
Neuvillette is Fontaine's goat, judges the archons, dropped a bombshell about lore and visions and confirmed that Zhongli is not a simple adpetus
THAT, afterall we skiped a lot of lore on him, for example, he granted Azhdaha sight the same way Neuvilette granted Fontainians blood. And that God of Gold thingy seems very small but it's a confirmation of some big things : He did not make Mora from his Gnosis, now we are sure of that, and the "legend" about him manifesting it form his own being is now confirmed. Gold that, mind you, can stem from leylines. We also know that immense energy is needed to create Mora and that it's the main catalyst for Alchemy. It will go bunkers form here on.
@@citoyenneteavanttout7273 I know this is super late, but imagine if Zhongli was the geosovereign but switched sides? That would be a twist. I mean, Zhongli's original form seems to be that of a Chinese-looking dragon. He says that is because he is a Prime Adeptus, but we know for a fact that he isn't telling us everything.
(I may be very wrong, and it is probably just Azhdaha, but this would be neat if it did happen, but it is likely wrong; I am just rambling a random thought.)
How the trial would go
Ei: Trial by Combat
Zhongli: the trial would last a century
Nahida: Innocent
Venti: Didn't understand or hear anything because he's black out Drunk
Osmantus vine tastes the same as he remember, even in Meropid
Meropide is crawling with Neuvillette's Bathysmal Vishaps.
Traveller as the archons lawyer:
"You're honor, STFU you weren't even there"
The smile that followed when neuvilette considered nahida not guilty😢
Zhongli was labeled guilty by Oratrice Mecanique D'analyse Cardinal because he didn't pay for any food and tea during a visit to fontaine 😂
Since this is when the Oratrice was still functional, then the only charges they could be punished for would be of deception to their own people regarding their identities, and some minor crimes like high debs, common robbery, damage of historical artefacts (Holy Lyre) and so on. 😅
That’s literally Ventis lyre lol he just broke his own lyre he just didn’t want to take it by force that’s why he sent the traveler to “steal” the lyre Edit: please do charge him for his likely millions of mora debt to the angels share and Diluc please
@@blakeeielrs8018 Still charged by association to the robbery, and even if it was his lyre, he gave it to the church and they are the legal owners of the lyre at moment, this could have been avoided if Venti proved his identity as Barbatos to the nun when he asked for the lyre.
@@leandroroman7053 not to argue but gotta defend my main, it wasn’t a rubbery, a robbery is where you take something for self gain, Venti reclaimed his lyre from a church that’s literally devoted to him, to save his own nation, not at all how I would describe a robbery, and returned it afterwards. The lyre isn’t doing anyone any good sitting in a church when it could be used to help people. If you wanna charge venti with a crime charge him for debauchery cuz I’m pretty sure Monstadters are like: “well it’s Saturday time to peel the town drunk off the streets again, he’s unconscious again…”
@@blakeeielrs8018 If the deffendant doesn't reveal his identity to the public, he'll remain guilty . . . . until the Knights of Favonius or Mr. Dark Knight Hero pays the bills to the church.
"You can't charge me with robbery for robbing my own stuff!"
Neuvillette: alr busters welcome to the ✨oratrice mecanique d'analvse cardinale✨
i thought after he judges john lee they argument "ORDER!" "ORDER!"
According to the judgement of THE ORATRICE MECHANICS D'ANALYSE CARDINAL
Neuvillette would judge Nahida/Rhukkadevata as guilty, especially considering her beef with Apep, lol. He even said she must stand trial but that considering her "hardship" under the former Akademiya sages, he would be considerate of her. That doesn't mean "not guilty," though.
The only one he isn't putting on trial is Furina, but that's because she's already surrendered her authority (also, he has a thing for her, it's obvious.)
Venti didn't even fight back. He just accepted his guilt, yet he passed out so e how.
Technically Zhongli didn’t fight back either he just defended himself
0:27 lolicon confirmed 🐧
😂😂
Don’t even!
He also likes melusines hmmmmm
And he likes Furina who is kinda short and flat
Wtf this is literally the best genshin video I've witnessed. Thank you for the laughs.
Goodness whoever make this just put a smile on my faces.. thx a bunch
I am forever cursed. every time I hear “oratrince mecanique d’analyse cardinale” I think
🕺💃🏻✨
Venti passed out on the ground without Neuvillette even raising a single finger:
Venti - "A lotta good that Judging did ya? I'M DRUNK!"
The outro should have had the Funny Wine Man in jail while saying his favorite catchphrase
Ehe
Venti was not knocked off by neuvillete, he just passed out from drinking too much
I doubt Nahida is that innocent. Fair trial please.
Venti didn’t even fight he just got pass out drunk
1:36 Venti was not ko due to a fight, just drunk, as usual
Neuvillette: According to the judgement of the 🪩oratrice 💃 mecanique 💅 d'analyse 🎉 cardinale ✨
Venti: 🎶🕺🎵
Nahida: 💃💃💃
Raiden ei and zhongli: 🗡️
I’m actually kind of curious as to how strong Neuvillette is compared to the other Archons since he’s one of the original elemental dragons.
The only archon that has a chance against him is the Tsaritsa and that’s if she uses the power of the Gnoses herself. Or if the Archons all team up. But in 1v1 Neuvillette disposes of them with maybe low mid difficulty.
Unless Natlan introduces some Pyro Dragon Sovereign I don’t see anyone being stronger. Not even Pyro Archon or Capitano
@@bench-kun6243not even low-mid difficulty, I’d say he straight up solos all of the archon even with their powers combined. If you read lore on the primordial one and the dragon sovereigns then you’d pretty much know how insanely strong Neuvillette is
@@lrdhanshu7136 what his is power scale, i mean the hydro power that he has to defeat all archons
"Deus Auri is... Guilty"
Zhongli : "Indeed, it is as you've guessed"
Nahida defense: *stare*
Neuvilette analysis of given defense:
- *stares back*
- *thinks very carefully. This is a 500-years old god, who was in charge for all this time when so many people suffered in her country.*
- *is himself not easily fooled by cute little human being. As much as a baby fish doesn't look cute to you, baby human does not look cute to Neuvilette*
- *is very much aware that cute doesn't mean innocent. In 500 years of judgements, he has seen cuter things judged for worse. In is long life before that, same.*
- *takes all the required time for the seriousness of the matter*
half a second later, Neuvilette: "not guilty"
Nahida: he he
0:28 awe
Furina meanwhile shooting a movie in dragon spine:
I love that Neuvilette didn’t even use the Oratrice for Nahida. He just knew she wasn’t guilty 😂 how could she be? Given what happened to her… 😢 she deserves to go free ☺️
Lol venti had just too much fonta to drink! 😂
Only thing Nahida's guilty of, is being cute and adorable.
Bro solo'ed them 💀☠️
So thats where that meme came from
Bro venti didn't even get hit, hes just blackout drunk.
People wondering why Venti was unconcious despite not fighting... he was just drunk
haha I like the little touch with Zhongli doing his usual line for the outro except it is in the fortress of millipede (yes I can't remember the actual spelling of the fortress's name so millipede it is.)
0:07 - 0:14 😂😂😂
Ahh “yawn” that was a refreshing sleep 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nahida is already imprisoned for 500 years just for being a child and recently got out. Did someone sue her again?
Nahida isnt guilty bcs she is a part of the irminsul itself and is arguably an even more worthy holder of dendro authority than the dendro dragon sovereign.
True that
The Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale keeps echoing in my ears.
Objection
He is not stronger than 3 archons
He is slightly above the level of an archon
Before he got his powers back yeah, but now he would decimate them. An Ancient Dragon’s power goes beyond what an archon can fathom
@@RaikaKoshiba650 Not Confirmed only old Books who could be fabricated never saw the real deal as the Witch said only believe what you see with your own Eyes, i think she meant this literally for anything that is told to us i think the truth is even worse than we think and we could be in an Alduin Situation where we get false informed the whole time and Celestia are the good guys in the end and everything we got as information was a big freaking Lie^^
@@KennyakaEikeread neuvillette character story 5 and last two
And people say Neuvillette is weaker than all the archons lmao
Neuvilette must have played the furina storyquest, considering he spared her 💀
The fact that Venti didn't get any hit, but unconscious already.. 🤣🤣🤣
For some reason before i actually played the fontaine chapter i thoght it would really be about Furina kidnapping and judging all other archons lol 😂
Zhongli at the end lol 😂
I like to think nuevillette is not judging out of hatred for the archons, but that he is attempting to weigh what the archons have done in the past, against what they are doing now. In some way, all 4 archons have changed their "malicious" ways and turned over a more peaceful leaf. Venti is a harmless drunk, zhongli is retired, and ei spends most of her time in the plane of euthimia. Nahida is just innocent. I like to think he does not actively hate them and simply wants to make sure that 1. They are and have been ruling justly as well see if they are still allied with the primordial one and the heavenly principles. Which my theory for that is the idea that most of the archons regret what they had done in the archon war and also no longer want to work with primordial one and heavenly principle. The fact that every archon has either given up the knosis willingly or didnt put up much of a fight speaks volumes.
and now be for real and show how raiden would obliterate him.
Nahida is too cute being not guilty
The great debacle from Dendro Sovereign Dragon Apep.
One of the original dragons who ruled Teyvat prior to the arrival of the Heavenly Principles, Apep claimed the entirety of Sumeru as its domain. The massive Dendro Dragon contained an entire world inside itself,[5] within which it birthed and protected the first and most ancient elemental lifeforms of Teyvat. Apep once dreamt of populating the entire world with its children;[6] these dreams never came to fruition, however, as the right to shape the world was ultimately won by the Heavenly Principles, who instead created human beings and the various other creatures seen in present-day Teyvat.[7]
Apep also partook in the war against the Heavenly Principles alongside the other dragons. The Dragon King Nibelung gathered forbidden knowledge from the Abyss but was ultimately slain in the war. Apep continued to fight the heavens, gathering forbidden knowledge until they dropped a Divine Nail, turning the area into a desert. To accommodate the new change, Apep changed its carapace from green to gray-yellow resembling the sands.
Encountering King Deshret later on, Apep allowed him to build a kingdom in its domain under the condition that when he died, it would absorb all of the knowledge he had gained. Deshret's kingdom collapsed after he introduced forbidden knowledge to his people, resulting in him killing himself to protect what was left. Apep consumed his body, only to inherit the forbidden knowledge itself, causing it significant pain as it spent its strength to futilely stop the pain, unable to analyze it. By the time Lesser Lord Kusanali had come around, Apep was still deep in slumber.
Apep's corruption by forbidden knowledge also took its toll on the primordial elemental lifeforms that resided within it, forcing them to adapt in order to survive. Most morphed into grotesque Proliferating Organisms, driven only by the instinct to consume in order to survive. A few lucky ones managed to escape with their intelligence intact and took the form of fungi - but they would eventually transform into Tumors of the Withering as they neared the end of their lives. At some point before the cataclysm, Greater Lord Rukkhadevata took pity on their suffering and promised to bring them salvation one day, allowing them to return 'home'.[5]
During the events of Sumeru's Archon Quests, Nahida managed to eliminate the forbidden knowledge from Irminsul per the wishes of Greater Lord Rukkhadevata. As a result of this, the forbidden knowledge that had become a part of Apep was also suddenly purged - however, only a large void filled what remained, which could only be fixed if primordial elemental energy were to take its place. If left alone, the void would cause Apep's massive Dendro elemental power to destabilise and disperse all over Sumeru, causing the rainforest to overgrow and irreversibly disrupt the balance of life.
To avoid such a disaster, Greater Lord Rukkhadevata had created a backup-plan for saving Apep by concentrating a portion of her elemental energy into a Fire Seed, intending for her successor to use it to restore Apep after the cataclysm was dealt with. However, Nahida's intervention with Irminsul led her to temporarily forget about saving Apep, although she would soon remember with the help of some elemental fungi. After learning about the purpose of the Fire Seed she had discovered while in the Sanctuary of Surasthana, she went to the desert with the elemental fungi and the Traveler to locate Apep, who was residing in the sandstorm in the center of the Desert of Hadramaveth.
Apep initially refused Nahida's help due to the lingering influence of the forbidden knowledge amplifying its anger and rage towards the Gods, but eventually relented after hearing Nahida's heartfelt pleas on behalf of all life, including Apep's own wayward children. Despite its animosity, Apep allowed Nahida and the others to enter the Oasis inside its body, where the elemental fungi sacrificed themselves to restore Apep after the depleted energies of the Fire Seed proved insufficient to do so. Once the Warden of the Oasis was subdued, Apep calmed down. While still loathing the Heavenly Principles, it realized that it had no reason to kill Nahida or the other gods, instead telling her that while it would still not get along with them, it would watch how far her and other life would go under the Heavenly Principles.
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Apep used Abyss's forbidden knowledge and it caused large-scale damage to itself, King Deshret and his kingdom, primordial elemental lifeforms, and Irminsul.
It took Greater Lord Rukkhadevata to repair the damage caused by Apep's Abyss forbidden knowledge debacle. The result, Greater Lord Rukkhadevata was also damaged by Abyss's forbidden knowledge and deleted her own life to clean Irminsul.
Venti is guilty of desecrating the opera house with his barf while being drunk. Zhongli is guilty of dining and dashing at one of Fontaine's prestigious tea house. Ei is guilty of poisining half of Fontaine's people after she fail to pay for her cake and was force to cook to pay off her debt. Nahida is guilty of revealing trade secrets due to her wisdom. I think this sound about right considering their personality.
Nahida literally watches my every move......how is she not guilty 😭.........
Neuvillette at Nahida: Not Guilty.
Other Archons: But you didn't even consult the Oratrice-
Neuvillette: DID I STUTTER?!
Whoever Made this is a legend😂
This is funny as hell 😂 What a chad this guy called Neuvillette is..