Great Balwaagh! This is an offence punishable by Exterminatus according to the Inquisition. Not sure how, but I trust them not to lie on such a serious matter. What say you in your defence?
Great Balwaagh! Wait, I thought it was because they took one look at Woolie and went "By the Emperor look it *_THIS filthy_* xenos heretic. We can't leave any trace of its existence!"
Welcome to Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire: Where the normals are specials, the specials are supers, the supers are fatalities and the points don't matter.
João Lucas But it's so hilarious that it's still in there alongside him. I've seen this game played lots of times and never knew about that because everybody picks Jackie Chan all the time.
Stan Sketches Now lissen here massa, I don't means no trouble, ya hear? I juss mindin' my own business, takin' care o' my own, tryin' ta talk in juss apostrophes. Now leave off now, if'n ya know what's good for ya.
Once something enters the cage verse its gone for good. The only way is to bring something out of the cage verse is to make a deal with Lucifer himself and summon the dark challenge known as detroit and fight the great demon Le Cage in a great battle. Its the only way to save Liam but i'm not sure the Zaibatsu are up to the challenge.
It was called the sadness trilogy for a reason. One can only play 3 games of Cages's without paying a cost. Detroit will claim another one. David Cage's blood lust knows no bounds.
What thought process led to the two concepts of "Mortal Kombat knockoff" and "Jackie Chan fighting game" being mashed into the same game, wherein Jackie Chan is a manifold god jovially presiding over your weird un-human death-battle?
0:11 - I swear no matter how many times I see it this opening still doesn't get old-where the hell is Liam? 1:25 - Wow, and I thought Street Fighter, Smash and Dragon Ball were bad with clone characters XD 1:48 - Oh goddamn and speaking of Dragon Ball XDXDXDXD 11:25 - I'm sorry I blinked for a second how the hell did that happen? 15:00 - *ULTIMATE!!* 17:04 - So uhhh why was this labeled as a Saturday Night Scrublords episode again? 21:30 - Oh, that's why.......coccaine is a hell of a drug..... 23:52 - Well that was one hell of a "Heroic Brutality", I mean shit is she even gonna walk again after that? 32:57 - Yeah sure no blood and yet he's still probably dead XD
Kaca Ah Liam, some say Cena... As you once did for the vacuous Touhou... Grant us big dumb big moe eyes to cleanse us of our gaijin idiocy... The Nep Nep... Of course! AWOOOOOO
Holy shit, this video was fantastic. There's nothing like the Scrublords where they have fun with what they're playing, AND there's crazy shit happening on screen.
21:33 ANOTHER BEST MOMENT? GOOD GOD JACKIE CHAN FISTS OF FIRE!!!!! YOU ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!! NBA Jam has nothing on this game when it comes to being on fire like that. you can't extinguish fire of this magnitude son.
Dont know about you, but I aprecciate Jackie´s good sportmanship whenever he loses, even when defeated, has grace, and even when he loses, he wins, cuz you know, his another dimension Jackie kicked his ass.
Jesus fuck, this got SUPER hype SUPER fast. Like, I thought they were about to end when I heard that double KO but the video's only half done?! What is this? This is almost as hype as Dong Dong
0:13 I can still hear the ghost of Liam in that audio. It's subtle, but it's there. He's still with us, always. Every step you take, we'll be watching *You*Tube.
Reminds me of that Tim and Eric Sketch "Quick! name 5 characters in this game that aren't Jackie Chan!" "Uh, Sam, Kim-Maree, Lau, Jackie Chan-" BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Are you sure this should be on Scrub Lords? This is the most *_HYPEST SHIT_* I've _EVER_ seen, ever since Dong Dong Never Dies told me to never judge a book by its cover! Also I never knew John Cena's gonna special guest star on Scrub Lords today.
All this time and I still want to know why some characters look like aliens with their colors. The best I could find is they wanted to change their look for this upgraded version like Hyper Fighting. There's got to be more to it though, otherwise they'd just change one color. I wish I could interview the developer at the welfare office.
Sam vs Lau was HYPE AS FUCK. awesome video guys my local arcade actually used to have this game the demos were fucking awesome to watch always made me play it but I never got decent at it
Pat: "I forgot the Liam."
Matt: "YOU FORGOT THE LIAM?!"
That was a great gag.
Adrian The Vulture Forgetting Liam-sama and his sacrifice is a Class A felony.
Great Balwaagh! This is an offence punishable by Exterminatus according to the Inquisition. Not sure how, but I trust them not to lie on such a serious matter. What say you in your defence?
Adrian The Vulture Wait why am I need of defending, i thought we were Exterminatus'ing Pat because he forgot Liam?
Great Balwaagh! Wait, I thought it was because they took one look at Woolie and went "By the Emperor look it *_THIS filthy_* xenos heretic. We can't leave any trace of its existence!"
This isn't a scrublords this is a fuckin FISTICUFFS
Right
Yeah yeah yeah. They did it to trick us, like they fooled themselves!
*Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire EVO 2018.*
FISTICUFFS OF FIRE
Oddly enough, Fists of Fire has already been streamed in tournaments before
Even in his ghost-form, Liam still forgot the cookies...
REisFUN2 The ghost of Zaibatsu past.
J Ibarra Now Otachi is in charge of forgetting the cookies.
REisFUN2 he truly is john cena now.
Here lies Rising Superstar Liam
He forgot the cookies.
Which is inexcusable! you know how many cookies you can steal if you're a ghost?
Pull your weight for once ghost of liam
You can't Fatality Jackie because, "Jackie, Always Okay!" [Thumbs Up]
Welcome to Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire: Where the normals are specials, the specials are supers, the supers are fatalities and the points don't matter.
I'm Drew Carey, your host.
And everyone is a murderer, except for Jackie because he's a good boy.
At last, Liam has reached his dream by turning into John Cena
mrjesparza But how can you tell? I can't see either of them.
mrjesparza Liam is Matt's stand now. The stand's only ability is that you can't see it.
Exactly.
Liam forgot the cookies so many times that he ended up forgetting himself
GASP!
I didn't realize. he IS still in the intro after all.
>Beating up Jackie Chan
Thumbs up bro. That was a good fight.
>Beating up some woman
BLOODY TORSO FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.
THIS GAME IS HYPE!!!! HOLY SHIIT!!!!
The Boi Hilbirt Jank is hype man.
We need a modern Jackie Chan game where every character is Jackie Chan in all his different movie roles.
It's because Jackie said that he didn't want to be involved in anything gory, so, in his fights, there's no blood or fatalities because of that
João Lucas But it's so hilarious that it's still in there alongside him. I've seen this game played lots of times and never knew about that because everybody picks Jackie Chan all the time.
11:24 Screen-Break HYPE!
15:02 MK style Brutality HYPE!
17:12 Double KO with 00 Seconds left... HYPE!
21:32 Flipping the Fuck Out HYPE!
So much HYPE! Scrublords my ass.
This could have been Fisticuffs and no one would've known the difference.
Frisky Dingo It's too good for Scrublords... just like Dong Dong.
Liam has finally awakened his Stand, 「YOU CAN'T SEE ME」!!!
That fucking empty air where Liam should be had me laughing my ass off.
Y-yeah. Laughing. Thats what I was doing too...
No kidding. Just silence and then being indignant at empty air about cookies. Haven't even started the actual video yet and I was cracking up.
He has already been unpersoned. Speaking about unpersoned men is treason, citizen.
+White Blacklight THOUGHT POLICE!
you can till slightly hear liam two is the best part
*activates 'don't want no trouble' tech by holding a baby, the hope diamond, and several priceless artifacts* Lo-look! I don't want no trouble!
Stan Sketches Now lissen here massa, I don't means no trouble, ya hear? I juss mindin' my own business, takin' care o' my own, tryin' ta talk in juss apostrophes. Now leave off now, if'n ya know what's good for ya.
Adrian The Vulture I gotta use that line someday. XD
*trabble
Each of those are things that I've always wanted to break! Your card is useless!
Unskilled Not unless I wanted trabble even less!
Name five fighting games that aren't Jackie Chan.
Aboveup uhhhh Jackie Chan Fists of Fire? *fuck*
Aboveup Jackie Chan Stuntmaster? Damn it...
Soul Jackiebur? Shit...
Changirls? wait...
BlazBlue....oh wait. You said fighting games? Nevermind.
This was the most hype game I've ever seen Best Friends play.
Skleeton But what of Dong-Dong and Third Strike?
Praise the Beef Dong-Dong!!!
There's Dong Dong Never Die tho
It's not better then Dong Dong, but it's up there. Top 5.
double k.o at 00 seconds, even evo moments couldnt top that
except for daigo
I'm disappointed Jackie cosplaying as Chun-Li isn't in this game.
I'm disappointed Uncle isn't in this game either
To be fair, this is pretty cool for a fan game with pictures taken from movies. And it has a silly sense of humor too
is Liam fading from history? we need to go back and prevent omikron from being played so Liam will fade back into the intros
Who is this Lima bean you speak of?
Rozco Nah, this ain't the WWE. He's still in the old ones.
Once something enters the cage verse its gone for good. The only way is to bring something out of the cage verse is to make a deal with Lucifer himself and summon the dark challenge known as detroit and fight the great demon Le Cage in a great battle. Its the only way to save Liam but i'm not sure the Zaibatsu are up to the challenge.
It was called the sadness trilogy for a reason. One can only play 3 games of Cages's without paying a cost. Detroit will claim another one. David Cage's blood lust knows no bounds.
How was this masterpiece not a Fisticuffs?
Exactly
so Liam got kicked because he forgot the cookies
leighhunter3 He Forgot them every single Scrublords. No longer employee of the month.
Now Matt forgets the cookie and passes the blame. Perhaps this was the truth all along.
Who?
Me at the star: "Wtf is this trash?"
sees some death animations: "Why isn't this EVO main show?"
the kick Sam does when he goes into the background is actually pretty cool
What thought process led to the two concepts of "Mortal Kombat knockoff" and "Jackie Chan fighting game" being mashed into the same game, wherein Jackie Chan is a manifold god jovially presiding over your weird un-human death-battle?
Jackie Chan can't be a scrublords!
Sorry but this was the HYPEST Fisticuffs in years lol.
For being Scrublords, this game is actually entertaining to watch.
Why is Matt yelling at John Cena?
Omikron.
Cause he can't see him
sascachuhuan Liam finally showed his true potential...
cuz john cena forgot the cookies
The lore! Its all coming together now.
is it just me, or is "chinese new year parade dragon head" actually kind of an awesome concept for a fighting game character?
Why is this mislabeled as Scrublords?
Ah of course. Pat takes Kim-Maree with the running grab, and Woolie takes the short-haired girl.
I love the hit sound effects! Nothing more satisfying then hearing loud hits as you do combos.
0:11 - I swear no matter how many times I see it this opening still doesn't get old-where the hell is Liam?
1:25 - Wow, and I thought Street Fighter, Smash and Dragon Ball were bad with clone characters XD
1:48 - Oh goddamn and speaking of Dragon Ball XDXDXDXD
11:25 - I'm sorry I blinked for a second how the hell did that happen?
15:00 - *ULTIMATE!!*
17:04 - So uhhh why was this labeled as a Saturday Night Scrublords episode again?
21:30 - Oh, that's why.......coccaine is a hell of a drug.....
23:52 - Well that was one hell of a "Heroic Brutality", I mean shit is she even gonna walk again after that?
32:57 - Yeah sure no blood and yet he's still probably dead XD
oh my god 14:15 is probably the loudest I've ever heard Matt laugh before, I can't handle it
Sam's reality-bending divekick is one of my new favorite fighting game moves, it's so amazing!
This is the most fun I've ever had watching you scrubs playing fighting games.
You need more insight to see the Great One Liam Cena
Ah, Liam, or some say, Liam-senpai...
Kaca Ah Liam, some say Cena... As you once did for the vacuous Touhou... Grant us big dumb big moe eyes to cleanse us of our gaijin idiocy... The Nep Nep... Of course! AWOOOOOO
Holy shit, this video was fantastic. There's nothing like the Scrublords where they have fun with what they're playing, AND there's crazy shit happening on screen.
This fucking game is almost as hype as Dong Dong never die.
This game is amazing. I await for the Dong Dong Never Die X Jackie Chan Fists of Fire X Brief Karate Foolish game.
Man it's these kind of dank-ass fighting games that make me love saturday morning scrublords, lo
That hype ass 00 seconds remaining double KO!
WHY IS THIS A SCRUBLORDS?! WE HAVEN'T HAD A FISTICUFFS THIS HYPE IN A LONG TIME!
Holy shit this is some of the best this channel has ever produced!
21:33 ANOTHER BEST MOMENT? GOOD GOD JACKIE CHAN FISTS OF FIRE!!!!! YOU ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!! NBA Jam has nothing on this game when it comes to being on fire like that. you can't extinguish fire of this magnitude son.
Dont know about you, but I aprecciate Jackie´s good sportmanship whenever he loses, even when defeated, has grace, and even when he loses, he wins, cuz you know, his another dimension Jackie kicked his ass.
This game is a masterpiece. I’m expecting a sequel here
what is all this HYPE in a scrublords?! is this the return of DONG DONG?!
For a Scrublords-level game, the hype in this video is STRONG. I APPROVE. 👍
You put Liam back where you found him right this instant!
They did, that's why he ain't here now...
They did put him where they found him.
Off the channel.
How could my Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire possibly be this hype?!
Dude, that intro gag with the ghost hurts my little babby soul.
This was genuinely the hypest episode of scrublords Ive ever seen
You need to see Dong Dong.
Truly, we ARE the forgotten cookies.
As a person living in the Midwest United States, the fact that this comes out on a Friday afternoon really fucks me up
Everystep you take,
He'll be watching YOU.
I haven't been this hype for a Scrublords since Dong Dong Never Die
Liam is no longer in this intro because, as we all know, he went to the Andromeda Galaxy.
15:04 best moment ever. why is this a fucking Scrublords game, this is Fighting Game of the Century material over here.
Liam senpai has let down his ancestors without even being there. May his ghost cookies appear to redeem him eventually.
Jesus fuck, this got SUPER hype SUPER fast. Like, I thought they were about to end when I heard that double KO but the video's only half done?! What is this? This is almost as hype as Dong Dong
THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON THE CHANNEL
Jackie Chan alone made this a Friday Night Scrublords for maximum hilarity. These near-EVO moments turned it into an outright Fisticuffs.
My God, he's being Benoit'd.
0:13 I can still hear the ghost of Liam in that audio. It's subtle, but it's there. He's still with us, always. Every step you take, we'll be watching *You*Tube.
why isn't Uncle playable yet
Mr Phantom Knew this game needed one more thing...
15:04 The biggest mic red line Wollie ever did, muh ears XD
"You're getting better!"
Excuse me, this is on Scrublords? I guess you guys haven't seen the evo side tourneys this game has
Woolies confused face is one of the things in this universe that warms my blackened heart.
It's game like this and Dong Dong Never Die that they have the most fun with. The bad, broken games with mysterious systems. And I love it
17:13 - The Moment the Hype was too much to handle...
17:08 BEST FINISH EVER
This half assed intro change is perfect.
This by far is the best Jank fighter play through I've seen you guys do. Matches starting at 13:50 and 15:10 had me dying laughing.
QUICK, NAME FIVE PLAYABLE CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T JACKIE CHAN
Chan Jackie... wait a minute.
MrsAikahime Lau, Thornsten, Sam, Mysterious Lion and Kim Maree
MrsAikahime siegchan(siegfried)........wait
Truly the barrel is bottomless
Shy Gals sure as hell ain't bottomless.... mmmm...
The Pickles yes they are they don't wear pants
Hmmmm. I main Jackie Chan but I don't think I'm gonna have a shot at the Jackie Chan Pro Tour 2017 unless I switch to Jackie Chan.
Reminds me of that Tim and Eric Sketch
"Quick! name 5 characters in this game that aren't Jackie Chan!"
"Uh, Sam, Kim-Maree, Lau, Jackie Chan-"
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jackie, your fists are on
FAI-YAAH!
Edward 'Ringabal' Desiderio One more thing!
BURNING!!
just so the zaibatsu knows...your laughter is best medicine :-) Thank you for entertaining the crap out of us all these years!!!!
Ahhh friday night, my favorite saturday morning.
Is it just me or does Jackie Chan not bleed?
Somescrub Jackie Chan cannot bleed or do fatalities.
Gods can't bleed
Somescrub It was too graphic to be included. Jackie was melting off everyone's genitals whenever his thumbs up win quote was too close.
Just like in real life. That's why he does his own stunts.
These fights actually got super good towards the end. Jackie Chan never disappoints.
Are you sure this should be on Scrub Lords? This is the most *_HYPEST SHIT_* I've _EVER_ seen, ever since Dong Dong Never Dies told me to never judge a book by its cover!
Also I never knew John Cena's gonna special guest star on Scrub Lords today.
All these animations are way cooler than they have any right to be.
Guess Liam finally became his full John Cena form. Can't see him anymore..
I have been waiting for too long for them to play this!
When I see this game, all I can think of is Joel from Vinesauce getting the error screen to the tune of _Don't Stop Me Now._
YES I'm so glad they did the bit with the cookies. I miss you Liam
Everything jackie does is 100% gold
This is among the legends of Dong Dong never dies, so hype!
Oh God, they used The World Over Heaven. Liam's existence is retroactively erased.
Congratulations, Jackie Chan for 100 years of entertainment!
Pat and his waluwinkas.
I love how almost every scrublords video turns into screaming hype match half way through.
There was a Liam here....
It's gone now
All this time and I still want to know why some characters look like aliens with their colors. The best I could find is they wanted to change their look for this upgraded version like Hyper Fighting. There's got to be more to it though, otherwise they'd just change one color. I wish I could interview the developer at the welfare office.
Oh my god, you guys actually did it.
You edited Liam out of existence almost like WWE tried to make us forget Benoit ever existed.
-slow clap-
how is it that this game is one of the hypest games I've ever seen
This is pretty damn good for a scrublord ep. The Jackie with the 5 orb super is 5 animal fist. The other forms I'm not sure of
Sam vs Lau was HYPE AS FUCK. awesome video guys my local arcade actually used to have this game the demos were fucking awesome to watch always made me play it but I never got decent at it
Every time you think it can't get more hype, IT DOES