Well, technically speaking she is not a legally recognized citizen of ANY nation on Earth, therefore she has no rights to legal counsel, BUT due to the whole alien from deep space thing, she is also outside of Human governance in almost every way, beyond the age-old adage of "monke smack other monke with rock, because other monke sleep with monke wife."
@@ilyte1Starscream, *dramatically* : "You do not realise the amount of mental stress and torture her action inflicts upon me! My doctor has recommended therapy, and it's all her fault! Aren't I right Knockout?" Knockout: "While you do need therapy regardless, there is no doubting that Airachnids presence puts a mental stress on you. Quite possibly jealousy-" Starscream: "OK that's enough Knockout!"
I winder how concerned or perhaps disgusted Airachnid would be once she reallizes the amount of people wanting to get funky with her, despite the fact they are guaranteed to die.
Your honor, like black widow spiders when a male comes along, I believe my client would find it both amusing and sadistically satisfying. And I am thoroughly horrified. Permission to recess to wash out my eyes and ears?
I imagine this as having to go though hundreds of lawyers for one trial. I'd imagine that the Judge would be borderline insane after the 20th "Your honor, let me smash" request.
The insanity argument and the "we have no legal framework for putting alien robots on trial" argument are probably the best plays. Shouldn't work, but they're the only real chance aside from quitting after she's been thoroughly locked down.
Your Honor. My client was under the jurisdiction of the Decepticon army, who was responsible for many deaths in the war. She was still under orders from Decepticon high command at the time of Tailgate's death. She was not given any alternative choice at the time. As for Breakdown, he attempted to physically assault her with his hammer for making a harmless joke at his expense. Therefore, she only killed him in self-defense. If he had maintained himself, she would not have been forced to eliminate him. Not to mention that she was stuck on a moon, forced to survive the moon's lack of available Energon. Should she be punished for all the misfortune that was thrusted upon her? I rest my case.
Good defense, you know, minus the fact that the first ones not a defense, joining the deception army and commiting war crimes makes you a terrorist by default, a willing participant, and the second one could have been taken as a threat given she's again, a terrorist, thus making it self defense on breakdown's end. I got nothing for the moon incident, that one you can have... Plus or minus the fact she's there because of a failed violent take over of the deception army, thus making it a case of being exiled. Then again, that's not legal, so both parties get additional charges for that entire situation.
@@gerald2508 Objection. Her hobby is hunting and collecting, which us humans have done countless times. Us human have hunted animals since the beginning. We had hunted animals to the point of near or complete extinction during our human history. A crime that us humans got away until we made it illegal to hunt endangered species in the modern era. Is it fair to arrest a Cybertronian like my client for committing an action that us humans have done in our history, but was never arrested for? And where is the evidence of this accusation?
@@davidbailey6917 It being her hobby only strengthens my case, she is monster instead of a soldier. You do not judge a race collectively, this is bad, do not do it. The actions of the progenitors were necessary for survival,not trophy hunting. People did a lot of bad things in the past, they are not crimes until made illegal. We would charge those people (or at least lynch mob them) if they were still alive. The fact that she is on trial on our world would mean that Cybertron’s government has allowed us judgement of her, though you could argue that we can only charge her crimes against mankind. I am truly confused by the fact that you expect us to put dead people on trial (it is quite obvious that we lack the means for that); by your logic, there should be no crimes because every single one of them was committed with impunity at some point in history. Luckily for you, Jack Darby destroyed her ship in self-defence. Fortunately, the cortical-psychic-patch is a piece of Cybertronian technology that can read minds - perhaps Airachnid will not submit to it, that is fine, Arcee will and Airachnid has tortured her (and Jack) quite thoroughly.
@@gerald2508 Objection! Hypocrisy! The Autobot Government has not permitted the use of psychic-patch! As I had said, us Humans have hunted endangered species for thousands of years and poachers continue to threaten the existence of endangered species. There are no factual dates on these hunts. And if there were, they were destroyed by the destruction of her ship by Jack Darby's attempt to destroy my client! She was inside the ship when Jack set it on fire to destroy her. Though, she survived the attempt on her life. At the expense of her ship and ALL of its contents. Therefore, there is no proof that she was illegally hunting endangered species!
Literally got asked to defend a terrorist, who actively tried a hostile take over against her own terroristic military. Y'all got fucked over, at best you can lower the charges from death to death. Edit: damn, that space argument was actually pretty good, especially the whole could kill us if we tried bit, but again, terrorist, and also we're judging the actions, not wether or not you could get her into a court to be held in a court of law. That parts definitely not happening given the exiled to cybertrons moon bit. Also damnit RUclips, let me post an update.
Had to copy past it after deleting the whole comment, thanks RUclips. Edit again, Actually holy shit, insanity plea might just work... To get you out of death row for defending her, probably not her, unless it's in universe, then maybe it'll work. I mean it works for the joker.
Honestly based on her actions in the show I'd say she could also be considered a serial killer. I highly doubt Tailgate was her only victim she "played" with
@@autobotkepler6603 Not same race, not same culture, therefore not same morality. Only a court from an similar species could truly judge her in a fair way.
Knockout:" OBJECTION! Breakdown swung once at her, in response she torn him limb from limb and left him in PIECES that's not self defence that is straight up MURDER!"
Your honor, she is a survivor of a centuries long war where both sides are guilty of uncountable war crimes- expecting her to be sane after all she has seen is irresponsible at best, especially given how most of the “crimes” she has committed amount to little other than actions against an enemy power or big game hunting
“Your honour, the prosecution cannot prove that any of the cadavers on ms airacnids ship were those of sapient beings. My client is simply an intergalactic game hunter, it’s not her fault she didn’t recognize the intelligence of a creature she had only just discovered
“Your Honor , While the defense would like to claim ignorance on the true intellectual capacity of their victims this is simply a false narrative for there have been numerous instances of her acknowledging their sentience, One would be when she was seen in collaboration with the terrorist organization know as M-E-C-H as well as her dealings with their leader Cylus , during her continued harassment of the Darrbee family she has referred to Jack Darrbee by name a multitude of times, in dialogue with the Autobot Arcee she mocks her by referring to Jack as her partner not to mention she has had direct communication with both Mrs.Darrbee and her son Jack. Perhaps in her first contact with the human race she could be forgiven for mistaking city’s and societies as the byproduct of hive instincts , but surely once she began collaborating with supervillains and gangsters such reasoning becomes… unreasonable to say the least. But now I must address your other point State Defendant would you say your client is an outdoors woman to put it lightly and an avid huntress wouldn’t you say , and wouldn’t you then also say that any responsible hunter should clear their business with the lord of the land they intend to depopulate surely they would take great care to hold on to these documents of great importance for their purposesess of continuing their work after all poaching dose have quite a hefty charge associated with it …
Your honor, I would like to make a plea of insanity for my client. She has been clearly physiology affected by the cybertronian war. Which made her develop an unhealthy coping mechanism which therefore turned into suppressed emotions and made my client resort to her coping mechanism. On the subject of my client's 'collection', how do we know that half of those species were fully sentient? For all we know, those species could have been mindless animals. I would also like to remind the jury that Soundwave had banished her to one of cybertron's moons which she had to cannibalize her loyal followers. Now, Breakdown did overreact in response to my client's harmless joke which made her act in self defense. Mind you, that my client's employer was planning on killing her.
Jay, you're the GOAT when it comes to VA'ing, this was amazing. Also uh, your honor...First of all, she's a cool Vampire-Helicopter. SECONDLY, she has good looks. And THIRD... I got nun' on me, yeah that's it.
Your honor, i would attempt to provide a defense for my client but as you may have noticed the defendant seat beside me is empty and she is currently at large.
Your honor, members of the jury. My client here is a homicidal maniac responsible for numerous murders, the extinction of various endangered alien species, torture, mental trauma, and high treason against her own faction. However, is she truly irredeemably evil or is there something more complex to her than we are led to believe?
Your honor: As the majority of her crimes happened on other worlds or had to do with the Autobot-Deception war, I propose that we have her sent to Cybertron where she can be tried under a Cybertronian court of law
Your honor, Consider the following. Wait. Hold on, she just killed all the members of the jury. Well, I guess we have to restart the trial then? Are you *sure* it wouldn't be safer for all involved just to let her go?
Yup, and then Prime canceled ideas for her return but never happened. And yes your honor, in the Japanese dub of Transformers Prime she overy carzy with Jack. Nice work.
I would like to defend LITERALLY ANY OTHER CON in the Prime series At least with Megatron’s you could literally plead insanity with the dark energon ‘incident’. And at least he was trying (at first) to make a better future for the people of lower class. Even if he treated his own slav- I mean drones like scrap… Oh ok I didn’t say I’d be easy but for FUCK SAKES what am I supposed to do with this bug’s case? I’d be better off bankrupting myself trying to win the space lottery.
Dark Energon is literally capable of permanently severing any Cybertronian off from the AllSpark, their good afterlife. Megatron, during the war, likely condemned countless to the hell of the Anti-Spark. Shockwave would be harder to defend than even Airachnid. I mean, just imagine the sadism of Airachnid ratcheted up to 11 plus the rational mindset of Spock, also ratcheted up to 11.
Your Honor, My client is the most extreme, one-of-a-kind case we most likely will ever have to deal with, however there are multiple reasons why she cannot be held responsible for the charges levied against her. First and most obvious: She is of an entirely different race, born of an entirely different planet, that, let me add, was completely decimated by war. We cannot expect to uphold our standard procedures when it comes to ignorance of the law, as not only is this completely not standard in any case, but there is no possible way for her to have understood our law, let alone any of the several hundred languages spoken here. But to those that say she could have used one of the many ships she commandeered before encountering humans, I counter with this. The ship she originally set down on Earth in, per the report of the active Autobot/Human joint-task force present at the time, did not have the technology to access the human internet, and therefore could not have been used to study our law. Adding onto that point; Agent Darby, the recruit inducted by Agent William Fouler, claimed that the ship was nearly destroyed even before the impact, per the scans of the Autobot Ratchet, leaving its fuel leaking, and its power taken out. There was no physical way that she could’ve studied the law before landing here, or worse yet, even studied our language. My second point: There are multiple reports from the Deception war criminals currently detained by the Autobots, that detail 2 separate accounts of a coup being staged by my client in order to take control of the Decepticons. One of these reports detail that before the intervention of Chief Intelligence and Communications Officer Soundwave, she planned on taking the Decepticons over to an entirely different planet. This leads me to believe that my client was not at all in control of her orders, and in fact, was coerced, threatened, blackmailed or otherwise, into following the orders of Megatron, the genocidal terrorist who is confirmed to have killed or even tortured even his highest ranking officers. The Autobots have already felled Megatron in battle, and although Autobot scouts detail his return, those reports indicate that it is an entirely different entity, resurrected by the substance known by the Autobots as Dark Energon, a full report of which given by Optimus Prime describing its effects on Transformer physiology in detail. My client was under extremely heavy scrutiny due to her being a high ranking officer in the Decepticons, thus leading her to follow any order given, lest she face the dire consequences of Megatron. Next: The attacks wrought upon Agent Darby and Autobot Arcee, as well as Darby’s mother, June. The initial attack was nothing more than a self defense case, clean and simple. Crash landing on an unknown planet, then being faced by not only an entirely different species, but also one that seemed to be in cahoots with not only her rival Arcee, but also the Autobots, who she allied with. Our own procedures, detailed in the ME Accords align with this, as the first contact instructions indicate to assume hostility. The second attack, in which she was discovered by M.E.C.H. a terrorist organization, who, on many separate instances, have dismembered and dissected multiple other Decepticons and Autobots alike. Similar to the case of her scrutinization under Megatron, she was understandably quick to comply with their demands, or else, like the same case with Megatron, she would be harmed or even killed, just as the late Decepticon Breakdown had already endured. My final point: The murder of Breakdown and the desertion of the Decepticon ranks. Detailed in the accounts of Autobot Knockout, a Decepticon deserter, who used the Cortical Psychic Patch, a procedure that can skim through the memories of Transformers, a report of which by Autobot Ratchet describes the process, on the late Dreadwing, a Decepticon Officer who attempted to murder another one of his own before being killed by Megatron, that had also accompanied Breakdown, my client made a harmless joke aimed towards Breakdown at his expense, before being physically assaulted by him and Dreadwing, despite him witnessing Breakdown’s initial attack. This appalling behavior is what finally led her to desert the Decepticons, which eventually led to the mental breakdown she had following. This explains her actions towards the later stage of the Autobot/Decepticon War. I rest my case, Your Honor
Your honor. My clilent was part of my chilhood, i watched her hunting down arcee on one that i dont remember yet, but i watched transformers prime since the 2010s, and that series was pure nostalgia, i know that she done lots of crimes like terrorism, Feminicide, human genocide, and other things that she done. But anyone still loves her by her design, they ship her and anybody agrees, so with that speech, my clilent, airachnid should deserve love, likeness and freedom, just like all beings around the Galaxy.
Your Honor, I would like to appoint a defensive standing by stating that “Airachnid” is shaped with the likeness and the behaviors of a spider. Spiders in homes are efficient pest control mechanisms that can prevent infestations from happening even before they begin. Furthermore, the spider-like attributes Airachnid has can make her misinterpret another alien life form or a human as a “pest” or prey. To charge her for murder wouldn’t make sense due to her only being present on this planet for a short period of time, let alone the ridiculousness of the charges in nature.
Arcee and Jack can testify against her since they are witnesses and victims of her crimes. Some of the acts of torture and collecting other species weren't under orders from any superior. The autobots had to abide by U.S and international laws when working with the government therefore all cybertonians must also abide by thse laws. Airachnid also has commited high treason against the decepticon army and tried to sieze power and try to kill a minor and a civillian woman. Therefore she can be tried and prosecuted. Also she was considered of sound mind to be premoted to Megatron's second in command therefore motion to deny insanity plead.
4:08 erm, actually Arcee is a witness to the murder of Tailgate. This argument is single ply toilet paper thin! And she TORTURED her while committing the act leaving Arcee with severe PTSD just from looking at her! Your honor the defense is clearly not right in the head.
1:12 the judge watching some depressed teenager walk out of a mirror and sing his heart out in the middle of prosecuting a space robot war criminal: 👁️👄👁️
Let’s try other irredeemable villains (like AM and judge Holden) for shit and giggles. Your honour, A.M is an actual artificial intelligence. It just did what it was told to!… for remaining the victims however… meh, guess I lose my job.
Shortly after, Arachnid was sentenced to Arkham Asylum due to multiple counts of pleading insanity, afterwards Arkham was remolded to keep her better secured shortly after an alleged incident between her, killer croc and scarecrow.
I guess the prosecutor side vould be something like "Your honor is no one else worried that this client shows signs of a being a serial killer? From the way she stalks and tortures her victims, to collecting their heads as trophies I'd say her actions warrant being labeled as such. She clearly gains a sick form of amusement from her actions. Thats not even mentioning the psychological trauma induced upon the victim known as Arcee who has developed PTSD from her time as Arachnid's prisoner. The purpose of our justice system is simply that, to bring justice and peace of mind to those who have been wronged"
1:50 is my favorite one so far, especially if you imagine the response coming from the judge. Also 6:41 if you imagine this is a Decepticon court, and Knockout was the one who screamed.
Your Honor, I can't think of how to defend my client because she belongs in a place that would allow her to keep individuality while she is undergoing treatment. The Quincy King needs a strong, unique being that will replace one of the Sternritter after one of them was executed for failure. May I also suggest that she be transferred from a super max Cybertronian prison to a dimension called Silbern to meet His Majesty, Yhwach?
Oh you better have some legal platinum inside that case... though if Starscream wasn't the ranking officer standing, he might be the type to take a plea deal and rat on EVERYONE else.
@@bthsr7113 I was going to try using his abuse from Megatron and spin a story on how Starscream was forced to do everything, as if he didn’t he’d be beaten with the constant threat of death. If I victimized him enough the jury might take pity on him. But if that doesn’t work we’re taking the plea deal
The Ben Shapiro voice gave me flashbacks to when my mom took him seriously (before the tweet where he said that women getting wet when they do the horizontal tango is not normal, and cited his wife, whose apparently a doctor 😭)
Your honor, I plead insanity, no, not for her, for ME, how can you truly prove i am of sound mind trying to defend someone that causes the level of destruction as she does?
"Alright, here's the strat, we roll the dice that the jury are degenerates" "My client agrees to give every juror a private cybertronian anatomy session if the verdict is not-guilty"
The tri-ality of online lawyers
1. Could be actual lawyers
2. "Nuh-uh"
3. "LEMME SMASH"
to be fair, #2 is not that far off from #1
4. Your honour....
[Resignation Activated]
NUH UH
@@RandomMaximalTF YOU MEAN NUH UH
I've got blue. what about Yellow? Blue and yellow? no...
I don't know what's more ridiculous- how bad these arguments are, or the fact that at least a third of them would hold up in court.
"Better call Saul!"
Well, technically speaking she is not a legally recognized citizen of ANY nation on Earth, therefore she has no rights to legal counsel, BUT due to the whole alien from deep space thing, she is also outside of Human governance in almost every way, beyond the age-old adage of "monke smack other monke with rock, because other monke sleep with monke wife."
Half of them are shes hot
@@errorcode9542exactly
@@errorcode9542yeah, that’s the at least a third
"Your honor she insulted my pride and thus deserves death"
-Starscream (probobly..)
Yeah I can see that happening. . .
He would put on an oscar worthy performance in the witness stand
@@ilyte1 frrrr
@@ilyte1Starscream, *dramatically* : "You do not realise the amount of mental stress and torture her action inflicts upon me! My doctor has recommended therapy, and it's all her fault! Aren't I right Knockout?"
Knockout: "While you do need therapy regardless, there is no doubting that Airachnids presence puts a mental stress on you. Quite possibly jealousy-"
Starscream: "OK that's enough Knockout!"
@kazmiirtiza3934 I read this in their voices and it fits perfectly
"Your Honor, I will accept the death penalty on the condition that you kill me first so she can't break out and hunt me down."
Correct response
“No, no protective services, she’ll see it as a challenge, just shoot me quickly.”
@@Perdix64Yes, right here and now.
I winder how concerned or perhaps disgusted Airachnid would be once she reallizes the amount of people wanting to get funky with her, despite the fact they are guaranteed to die.
Your honor, like black widow spiders when a male comes along, I believe my client would find it both amusing and sadistically satisfying.
And I am thoroughly horrified. Permission to recess to wash out my eyes and ears?
@@riarivera5995Permission granted
"Your Honor, i request joining as well...Yes I am the security what's your point?'
@@zacharyspencer6839 permission denied, get back to work
I imagine this as having to go though hundreds of lawyers for one trial. I'd imagine that the Judge would be borderline insane after the 20th "Your honor, let me smash" request.
"The next person who says "Would" in my courtroom goes to contemptive court. No fucking exceptions."
0:35 “Your honor. I can assure you that the riff was completely necessary to the case”
I will like this once the 69 like is ended
w e e z e r s
FREEEEEDOOOOM!
The insanity argument and the "we have no legal framework for putting alien robots on trial" argument are probably the best plays. Shouldn't work, but they're the only real chance aside from quitting after she's been thoroughly locked down.
If you think this is bad, you should've seen the "Shockwave in a Jar Incident."
It's stuff like this that leads to IDW Shockwave
oooh, i didn't know about this!!!! hope it gets dubbed, it sounds hilarious XD
The next courtformers case
Silence! We shall never speak of that!
@@sanchay1281 booo, prude!!!!
Your Honor.
My client was under the jurisdiction of the Decepticon army, who was responsible for many deaths in the war. She was still under orders from Decepticon high command at the time of Tailgate's death. She was not given any alternative choice at the time.
As for Breakdown, he attempted to physically assault her with his hammer for making a harmless joke at his expense. Therefore, she only killed him in self-defense. If he had maintained himself, she would not have been forced to eliminate him.
Not to mention that she was stuck on a moon, forced to survive the moon's lack of available Energon.
Should she be punished for all the misfortune that was thrusted upon her?
I rest my case.
Good defense, you know, minus the fact that the first ones not a defense, joining the deception army and commiting war crimes makes you a terrorist by default, a willing participant, and the second one could have been taken as a threat given she's again, a terrorist, thus making it self defense on breakdown's end. I got nothing for the moon incident, that one you can have... Plus or minus the fact she's there because of a failed violent take over of the deception army, thus making it a case of being exiled. Then again, that's not legal, so both parties get additional charges for that entire situation.
You forgot about the whole hunting species, some of which were sapient, to extinction part.
@@gerald2508 Objection.
Her hobby is hunting and collecting, which us humans have done countless times. Us human have hunted animals since the beginning. We had hunted animals to the point of near or complete extinction during our human history. A crime that us humans got away until we made it illegal to hunt endangered species in the modern era.
Is it fair to arrest a Cybertronian like my client for committing an action that us humans have done in our history, but was never arrested for? And where is the evidence of this accusation?
@@davidbailey6917 It being her hobby only strengthens my case, she is monster instead of a soldier. You do not judge a race collectively, this is bad, do not do it. The actions of the progenitors were necessary for survival,not trophy hunting. People did a lot of bad things in the past, they are not crimes until made illegal. We would charge those people (or at least lynch mob them) if they were still alive.
The fact that she is on trial on our world would mean that Cybertron’s government has allowed us judgement of her, though you could argue that we can only charge her crimes against mankind. I am truly confused by the fact that you expect us to put dead people on trial (it is quite obvious that we lack the means for that); by your logic, there should be no crimes because every single one of them was committed with impunity at some point in history. Luckily for you, Jack Darby destroyed her ship in self-defence. Fortunately, the cortical-psychic-patch is a piece of Cybertronian technology that can read minds - perhaps Airachnid will not submit to it, that is fine, Arcee will and Airachnid has tortured her (and Jack) quite thoroughly.
@@gerald2508 Objection! Hypocrisy!
The Autobot Government has not permitted the use of psychic-patch!
As I had said, us Humans have hunted endangered species for thousands of years and poachers continue to threaten the existence of endangered species. There are no factual dates on these hunts. And if there were, they were destroyed by the destruction of her ship by Jack Darby's attempt to destroy my client!
She was inside the ship when Jack set it on fire to destroy her. Though, she survived the attempt on her life. At the expense of her ship and ALL of its contents. Therefore, there is no proof that she was illegally hunting endangered species!
"Dramatically" points at her many crimes listed on a screen for all the court to see, silently...
Idk, for a woman of her size, that seems like a pretty small list
@@tulin_enjoyer Compared to female earthlings she is massive. I find your statement illogical.
Literally the first episode of better call saul
Certified soundwave moment
@@Overlord_editz 🙂
Literally got asked to defend a terrorist, who actively tried a hostile take over against her own terroristic military. Y'all got fucked over, at best you can lower the charges from death to death.
Edit: damn, that space argument was actually pretty good, especially the whole could kill us if we tried bit, but again, terrorist, and also we're judging the actions, not wether or not you could get her into a court to be held in a court of law. That parts definitely not happening given the exiled to cybertrons moon bit. Also damnit RUclips, let me post an update.
Had to copy past it after deleting the whole comment, thanks RUclips.
Edit again, Actually holy shit, insanity plea might just work... To get you out of death row for defending her, probably not her, unless it's in universe, then maybe it'll work. I mean it works for the joker.
Honestly based on her actions in the show I'd say she could also be considered a serial killer. I highly doubt Tailgate was her only victim she "played" with
@@medusathedecepticonGot even more weird in the Japanese dub of all things.
@@bensonlineberger1852 oh yeah she was like a yandere or something in the Japanese dub.
1:05. "DIPLOMATIC...IMMUNITY!"
"And she was following orders during a time of war!"
Also, plead insanity.
"It's just been revoked!"
I am fairly certain that she cannot have diplomatic immunity on account of her home being dead and her betraying the Decepticons.
And the following orders thing didn't work on the WWII Germans in the Nuremberg trials so why would is work here?
@@autobotkepler6603 Not same race, not same culture, therefore not same morality. Only a court from an similar species could truly judge her in a fair way.
@@cholas6573Lang are we gonna have to demote you to the l game again?
"Your Honor, those thighs. I rest my case."
Dayum…INNOCENT!
Shockwave lawyers: This will be easy
If you don't have to answer for the actions prior to his arrival on earth.... still hard.
Depending on the continuety
And it was
Knockout:" OBJECTION! Breakdown swung once at her, in response she torn him limb from limb and left him in PIECES that's not self defence that is straight up MURDER!"
Hardshell: "With all due respect. Knockout's just jealous she doesn't want to rock his tail pipes. So he should shut the fuck up."
Your honor, she is a survivor of a centuries long war where both sides are guilty of uncountable war crimes- expecting her to be sane after all she has seen is irresponsible at best, especially given how most of the “crimes” she has committed amount to little other than actions against an enemy power or big game hunting
"Your honor, Silly Billy is playing. Therefore, all of this is just an act of tomfoolery, for the funny."
MAKE
YOU
“Your honour, the prosecution cannot prove that any of the cadavers on ms airacnids ship were those of sapient beings. My client is simply an intergalactic game hunter, it’s not her fault she didn’t recognize the intelligence of a creature she had only just discovered
"She literally was on their planet for years.In order to bring them to the edge of extinction"
“Your Honor , While the defense would like to claim ignorance on the true intellectual capacity of their victims this is simply a false narrative for there have been numerous instances of her acknowledging their sentience, One would be when she was seen in collaboration with the terrorist organization know as
M-E-C-H as well as her dealings with their leader Cylus , during her continued harassment of the Darrbee family she has referred to Jack Darrbee by name a multitude of times, in dialogue with the Autobot Arcee she mocks her by referring to Jack as her partner not to mention she has had direct communication with both Mrs.Darrbee and her son Jack.
Perhaps in her first contact with the human race she could be forgiven for mistaking city’s and societies as the byproduct of hive instincts , but surely once she began collaborating with supervillains and gangsters such reasoning becomes… unreasonable to say the least.
But now I must address your other point State Defendant would you say your client is an outdoors woman to put it lightly and an avid huntress wouldn’t you say , and wouldn’t you then also say that any responsible hunter should clear their business with the lord of the land they intend to depopulate surely they would take great care to hold on to these documents of great importance for their purposesess of continuing their work after all poaching dose have quite a hefty charge associated with it …
“…we’re cooked, ms airachnid”
@@Anton-de5vuGG state defendant you did your best . Wanna get chipotle after the trial
Your honour, how can she be evil? Her alt mode is that of city garbage collection equipment. SHE GOT THAT DUMPTRU-----
CAN YOU HORNY FUCKS GET OUT OF COURT ROOM?!
"Your honor, she's voiced by Gina Torres and is therefore immune to the law."
Your honor, I would like to make a plea of insanity for my client. She has been clearly physiology affected by the cybertronian war. Which made her develop an unhealthy coping mechanism which therefore turned into suppressed emotions and made my client resort to her coping mechanism.
On the subject of my client's 'collection', how do we know that half of those species were fully sentient? For all we know, those species could have been mindless animals.
I would also like to remind the jury that Soundwave had banished her to one of cybertron's moons which she had to cannibalize her loyal followers.
Now, Breakdown did overreact in response to my client's harmless joke which made her act in self defense. Mind you, that my client's employer was planning on killing her.
“Best we can do is get you buried in secret so your grave don’t get violated!”
Jay, you're the GOAT when it comes to VA'ing, this was amazing.
Also uh, your honor...First of all, she's a cool Vampire-Helicopter. SECONDLY, she has good looks. And THIRD...
I got nun' on me, yeah that's it.
"Your honour, I would like to request a pardon for my client because it would be funny"
The prosecution concurs your honor. It would indeed be silly.
Your honor, i would attempt to provide a defense for my client but as you may have noticed the defendant seat beside me is empty and she is currently at large.
*spits tea* She’s WHAT-
Where is the jury?
Trying to say Airachnid is innocent is like saying Hannibal Lecter is innocent tbh-
One's fuck able and the others not.
Hannibal Lecter is easier.
At least with Hannibal Lector you can actually PLEAD insanity
“Your honor, I refuse to defend this. I rest my case”
"Now your honor, even if she did do all those things...
She has a get-out-of-jail card."
I rest my case.
5:44 Breakdown if he lived long enough to give testimony.
Or a(n imperfect) Synth En hopped up Breakdown looking for payback.
Your honor, She is crazy, mental issues. Therebefore her actions cant be properly punished
Your honor, double it and give it to the next person.
Your honor, members of the jury. My client here is a homicidal maniac responsible for numerous murders, the extinction of various endangered alien species, torture, mental trauma, and high treason against her own faction. However, is she truly irredeemably evil or is there something more complex to her than we are led to believe?
About 60% of the cases are just: you honor she’s HOT!
But there not worng
@@Len-rx78you are under arrest
Your Honor..... PLEASE HELP ME SHE'S HOLDING ME AGAINST MY WIL- OHGODN-
Your honor: As the majority of her crimes happened on other worlds or had to do with the Autobot-Deception war, I propose that we have her sent to Cybertron where she can be tried under a Cybertronian court of law
If I were her lawyer I wouldn’t even try to prove innocence, I would just try to pin everything on Megatron and hope the judge and jury buy it.
That’s honestly the best option, because you’re not convincing anyone she’s innocent, but you can convince them that the blame goes to somebody else
@@LjCast-b6q If Megatron fails, the backup plan is to shift blame to Starscream.
@@oliverhendrix8176*Always has been.*
Your Honor.
Mega Silk.
“She’s hot enough to replace you, starscream”
-Megatron
Starscream: "replace me‽ Never!"
Your honor, Consider the following. Wait. Hold on, she just killed all the members of the jury. Well, I guess we have to restart the trial then? Are you *sure* it wouldn't be safer for all involved just to let her go?
My client pleads "oopsie daisy tee hee uwu"
" *ALL CHARGES DROPPED* "
I want you to realize that this video gave me FNF brainrot and made me listen to Silly Billy 100 times.
Goooooooood.
0:35 I got Weezered
Your honor Free Bird was playing, I rest my case.
That’s fair…GUILTY!
@@seansoloff7499 nuh-uh
@@badfrog17 THE FUCK YOU MEAN “nuh-uh”?!
@@badfrog17 THE FUCK YOU MEAN “Nuh uh”?!
"Your honor... I subject her to community service..."
"What kind service?"
"Uuuuh... thats classified your honor"
Yup, and then Prime canceled ideas for her return but never happened. And yes your honor, in the Japanese dub of Transformers Prime she overy carzy with Jack. Nice work.
6:42 The duality of man
I wouldn't even make it to the trial before she decides to cut me open and figure out how I work.
I would like to defend LITERALLY ANY OTHER CON in the Prime series
At least with Megatron’s you could literally plead insanity with the dark energon ‘incident’. And at least he was trying (at first) to make a better future for the people of lower class. Even if he treated his own slav- I mean drones like scrap…
Oh ok I didn’t say I’d be easy but for FUCK SAKES what am I supposed to do with this bug’s case? I’d be better off bankrupting myself trying to win the space lottery.
Dark Energon is literally capable of permanently severing any Cybertronian off from the AllSpark, their good afterlife. Megatron, during the war, likely condemned countless to the hell of the Anti-Spark.
Shockwave would be harder to defend than even Airachnid. I mean, just imagine the sadism of Airachnid ratcheted up to 11 plus the rational mindset of Spock, also ratcheted up to 11.
@@Fact-fiend_1000ASMR.there’s Arachnid, there’s Satan, then theres’s shockwave.
@@shadowofhawk55 The Unholy Triumvirate...
Funny how people consider Megatron as the most evil villain of the Transformers series when Cybertronian Josef Mengele exists
@ There’s Satan then there’s Shockwave
Next week; Reddit would try their best to defend...
....JUDGE HOLDEN from Blood Meridian!!
0:35 ooo wee ooo I look just like buddy holly
Can't believe we got Weezered...
Your Honor,
My client is the most extreme, one-of-a-kind case we most likely will ever have to deal with, however there are multiple reasons why she cannot be held responsible for the charges levied against her.
First and most obvious: She is of an entirely different race, born of an entirely different planet, that, let me add, was completely decimated by war. We cannot expect to uphold our standard procedures when it comes to ignorance of the law, as not only is this completely not standard in any case, but there is no possible way for her to have understood our law, let alone any of the several hundred languages spoken here. But to those that say she could have used one of the many ships she commandeered before encountering humans, I counter with this. The ship she originally set down on Earth in, per the report of the active Autobot/Human joint-task force present at the time, did not have the technology to access the human internet, and therefore could not have been used to study our law. Adding onto that point; Agent Darby, the recruit inducted by Agent William Fouler, claimed that the ship was nearly destroyed even before the impact, per the scans of the Autobot Ratchet, leaving its fuel leaking, and its power taken out. There was no physical way that she could’ve studied the law before landing here, or worse yet, even studied our language.
My second point: There are multiple reports from the Deception war criminals currently detained by the Autobots, that detail 2 separate accounts of a coup being staged by my client in order to take control of the Decepticons. One of these reports detail that before the intervention of Chief Intelligence and Communications Officer Soundwave, she planned on taking the Decepticons over to an entirely different planet. This leads me to believe that my client was not at all in control of her orders, and in fact, was coerced, threatened, blackmailed or otherwise, into following the orders of Megatron, the genocidal terrorist who is confirmed to have killed or even tortured even his highest ranking officers. The Autobots have already felled Megatron in battle, and although Autobot scouts detail his return, those reports indicate that it is an entirely different entity, resurrected by the substance known by the Autobots as Dark Energon, a full report of which given by Optimus Prime describing its effects on Transformer physiology in detail. My client was under extremely heavy scrutiny due to her being a high ranking officer in the Decepticons, thus leading her to follow any order given, lest she face the dire consequences of Megatron.
Next: The attacks wrought upon Agent Darby and Autobot Arcee, as well as Darby’s mother, June. The initial attack was nothing more than a self defense case, clean and simple. Crash landing on an unknown planet, then being faced by not only an entirely different species, but also one that seemed to be in cahoots with not only her rival Arcee, but also the Autobots, who she allied with. Our own procedures, detailed in the ME Accords align with this, as the first contact instructions indicate to assume hostility. The second attack, in which she was discovered by M.E.C.H. a terrorist organization, who, on many separate instances, have dismembered and dissected multiple other Decepticons and Autobots alike. Similar to the case of her scrutinization under Megatron, she was understandably quick to comply with their demands, or else, like the same case with Megatron, she would be harmed or even killed, just as the late Decepticon Breakdown had already endured.
My final point: The murder of Breakdown and the desertion of the Decepticon ranks. Detailed in the accounts of Autobot Knockout, a Decepticon deserter, who used the Cortical Psychic Patch, a procedure that can skim through the memories of Transformers, a report of which by Autobot Ratchet describes the process, on the late Dreadwing, a Decepticon Officer who attempted to murder another one of his own before being killed by Megatron, that had also accompanied Breakdown, my client made a harmless joke aimed towards Breakdown at his expense, before being physically assaulted by him and Dreadwing, despite him witnessing Breakdown’s initial attack. This appalling behavior is what finally led her to desert the Decepticons, which eventually led to the mental breakdown she had following. This explains her actions towards the later stage of the Autobot/Decepticon War.
I rest my case, Your Honor
Not gonna lie, that was pretty good.
3:50 Hmmmm who’s that handsome fellow?
WAIT A MINUTE!
Your honor
My client is the queen of a hive that would leave them leaderless so for the sake of the hive my cloent is innocent
2:46 OH SHIT THAT'S ME!
Ace attorney: the reddit turntable turnabout.
Saying arachnid is innocent is like saying H**ler was on to something
Your honor my client pleads Insanity.
Your honor.
My clilent was part of my chilhood, i watched her hunting down arcee on one that i dont remember yet, but i watched transformers prime since the 2010s, and that series was pure nostalgia, i know that she done lots of crimes like terrorism, Feminicide, human genocide, and other things that she done. But anyone still loves her by her design, they ship her and anybody agrees, so with that speech, my clilent, airachnid should deserve love, likeness and freedom, just like all beings around the Galaxy.
Your Honor, I would like to appoint a defensive standing by stating that “Airachnid” is shaped with the likeness and the behaviors of a spider. Spiders in homes are efficient pest control mechanisms that can prevent infestations from happening even before they begin. Furthermore, the spider-like attributes Airachnid has can make her misinterpret another alien life form or a human as a “pest” or prey. To charge her for murder wouldn’t make sense due to her only being present on this planet for a short period of time, let alone the ridiculousness of the charges in nature.
Your honor, my client is a baddie, and I think that speaks for itself, so clearly she is innocent.
Arcee and Jack can testify against her since they are witnesses and victims of her crimes. Some of the acts of torture and collecting other species weren't under orders from any superior. The autobots had to abide by U.S and international laws when working with the government therefore all cybertonians must also abide by thse laws. Airachnid also has commited high treason against the decepticon army and tried to sieze power and try to kill a minor and a civillian woman. Therefore she can be tried and prosecuted. Also she was considered of sound mind to be premoted to Megatron's second in command therefore motion to deny insanity plead.
4:08 erm, actually Arcee is a witness to the murder of Tailgate. This argument is single ply toilet paper thin!
And she TORTURED her while committing the act leaving Arcee with severe PTSD just from looking at her!
Your honor the defense is clearly not right in the head.
Your honor, you wasn't even there.
Guys, I've played Ace Attorney, I got this!
(flashes attorney's badge)
0:45 Leman Russ, is that you ?
I thought by "defend her" it meant defending her character and I was like "is TFP Airachnid really that bad of a character?"
1:12 the judge watching some depressed teenager walk out of a mirror and sing his heart out in the middle of prosecuting a space robot war criminal: 👁️👄👁️
Let’s try other irredeemable villains (like AM and judge Holden) for shit and giggles.
Your honour, A.M is an actual artificial intelligence. It just did what it was told to!… for remaining the victims however… meh, guess I lose my job.
“Your Honor…”
*_I’LLL MAAAAAAKKKEEEE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️_*
YOOOOUUU SAAAAAAAAAAAYYY
Prowl: "estás bajo arresto".
Airachnid: *procede a usar la carta de la misoginia*
Prowl: "comprensible, qué tenga un buen día".
Fin.
I would just say your honor I wanna introduce you to here lawyer Saul Goodman
“God forbid women do ANYTHING!”
Your honor, my client was simply girlbossing
Your honor, you cannot deny the fact that she is a 10/10 baddie
I feel like half of these are StarScream.
"...do you really want to try contaioning her???"
"it was in a war"
"this las is insane"
ONE Airachnid would definitely fight Prime Airachnid if she tried to kill Sentinel Trump.
Lol
Lmao frr
I can’t stop laughing idk where this was posted but omg
These guys know how to make me laugh
Shortly after, Arachnid was sentenced to Arkham Asylum due to multiple counts of pleading insanity, afterwards Arkham was remolded to keep her better secured shortly after an alleged incident between her, killer croc and scarecrow.
Your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy.
I guess the prosecutor side vould be something like "Your honor is no one else worried that this client shows signs of a being a serial killer? From the way she stalks and tortures her victims, to collecting their heads as trophies I'd say her actions warrant being labeled as such. She clearly gains a sick form of amusement from her actions. Thats not even mentioning the psychological trauma induced upon the victim known as Arcee who has developed PTSD from her time as Arachnid's prisoner. The purpose of our justice system is simply that, to bring justice and peace of mind to those who have been wronged"
Your honor, she not from this earth we should mind our own business
1:50 is my favorite one so far, especially if you imagine the response coming from the judge.
Also 6:41 if you imagine this is a Decepticon court, and Knockout was the one who screamed.
Your Honor, I can't think of how to defend my client because she belongs in a place that would allow her to keep individuality while she is undergoing treatment. The Quincy King needs a strong, unique being that will replace one of the Sternritter after one of them was executed for failure. May I also suggest that she be transferred from a super max Cybertronian prison to a dimension called Silbern to meet His Majesty, Yhwach?
“Your honor, arrest her ass”
Bitch I’m not trying to die! INNOCENT
Your honor, I’m here early. I’m Starscream’s lawyer, I’ll just wait outside…
Oh you better have some legal platinum inside that case... though if Starscream wasn't the ranking officer standing, he might be the type to take a plea deal and rat on EVERYONE else.
@@bthsr7113 I was going to try using his abuse from Megatron and spin a story on how Starscream was forced to do everything, as if he didn’t he’d be beaten with the constant threat of death. If I victimized him enough the jury might take pity on him. But if that doesn’t work we’re taking the plea deal
The Ben Shapiro voice gave me flashbacks to when my mom took him seriously (before the tweet where he said that women getting wet when they do the horizontal tango is not normal, and cited his wife, whose apparently a doctor 😭)
But Your honor! She did nothing wrong, She's hot, Has a beautiful face and also my Waifu! 😃
Your honor, I plead insanity, no, not for her, for ME, how can you truly prove i am of sound mind trying to defend someone that causes the level of destruction as she does?
your honor, were you there?, cu sif you weren't she absolutely, 100% did it
Your honor!…..please help me!!! HELP ME!!! SHES GOT ME A SPIDER LEG POINT!!!! I DONT WANNA BE HEEEERE!!!!!!!!
I actually like the "Hunting" argument, because its true, we are nothing but animals to Cybertronian
“Your honor, she has saved her “get out of jail” free card, so putting her in jail won’t be necessary”
YOUR HONOUR, yeah theres not much for me to work with here, send her to the chair.
The perfect RUclips recommendation
She’s Robot Spider Mommy.
End of Discussion.
She’s Innocent.
"Alright, here's the strat, we roll the dice that the jury are degenerates"
"My client agrees to give every juror a private cybertronian anatomy session if the verdict is not-guilty"
My favourite one was “my client should be reclassified as a natural disaster or act of god” 🤣
5:03 😅 lmao it’s like comparing Michael Bay Optimus to transformer earthspark jeez 😂😂