This is Rohan Kishibe and *clattering noises* Cut, cut CUT! 5 minutes later: The hell was I supposed to know the camera was right there? You people can't even teach me how to do a hand signal! *Muttering* damn contact...
Kira: *uses killer queen to explode a part of the screen and create disney's logo* Josuke: *punches the screen to create the disney's logo* Shigechi: *A floor is full of coins and shigechi uses harvest to gather some and leaves the shape of disney's logo* Rohan: *Creates a manga looking version of disney's logo* Jotaro: Hey i am jotaro and you are watching disney channel
OI JOSUKE IM OKUYASU FROM DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE AND YOU'RE WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL *uses The Hand to make the Disney logo* Edit: holy crap how the hell did this blow up like crazy
@@v1scerally Imagine Josuke and Okuyasu noticing several time skips throughout their honeymoon, imagine Okuyasu getting pissed bc the time skips happen just as he's about to eat Italian food
Dalton Filho "DAMNIT JOSUKE IF I HAVE TO STAB MYSELF WITH A FORK ON ACCIDENT ONE MORE TIME CUZ OF THIS TIME SKIP I'M GONNA USE [ZA HANDO] ON THIS WHOLE SHIP"
Which is weird when his canon height is pretty average for a japanese man so apparently this 5 foot 2, 157cm guy is over half as shorter than a guy who is 6 foot 5, 192cm
If I remember it right, Kira has a degree in literature right? So if DiU was a Disney Sitcom he'd DEFINITELY be the wacky evil douchebag Languages teacher that everyone is supposed to hate but ends up being the best part of the show. Just like the anime.
I didn’t cry, he is my god, so I knew, he told me it was ok, he was in a better place, he is god himself, higher then made in heaven pucci, higher then GER, he chose to die, to make a message, about the mentally ill in Morioh cho, #shigechiawareness
Wait I thought this has something has to do with Josuyasu ship (accordibg to the comments I read) but what's up with Disney about gay couples? Sorry, I feel out of loop.
@@AlexCruz-fm6fe Well, a lot of times, Disney gets a lot of praise for including gay characters in their works, (like the mandalorian, the live action beauty and the beast, andi mack, avengers endgame) but they either barely have screentime or it's barely mentioned. And it's always praised like it's going to end homophobia or whatever even though there isn't even an onscreen kiss (which isn't required of course but would be nice) or much else in the way of good representation. It kinda sucks so people joke about it a lot
@@whistlepunkz oh I see. I got really confused about the comments being "gay couple" and stuff when what's happening in the video is about Koichi being in love with Yukako. Maybe this is just me because I don't watch anything from Disney anymore except for animated movies they make.
I did some research and the fact that these are actual crowd sound effects from Disney channel sitcoms baffles me. Your dedication to this joke is something else. You even got the music scene transitions.
“I‘m Dio, and you’re watching Disney Channel!” *uses Space Ripper Stingy Eyes to carve Mickey’s ears* “WRYYYYY!” “I’m Diego, and you’re watching Disney Channel!” *turns into a dinosaur and scratches Mickey’s ears on the screen* *grins*
How to make a Disney channel sitcom 1. Get literally any form of animation 2. Use overused audience reaction noise 2.5. Remember the Disney logo 3.Congrats you just created a Disney sitcom!
![[ENGLISH SUBTITLES] JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - One Cartoonist's Dream 【ver VILLAINS】(Disney Medley)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eDQLE_1O63Q/mqdefault.jpg)
The audiences reaction to the fact that a high school girl is possibly missing
“Aww”
Okuyasu Higashikata did*
Yukako 2nd place under Jolyne
@@hatredisgranted5718 And under Lucy Steele.
It's Disney so she good as Disney sitcoms are fantasy utopias.
@@megashark1013 and under trish
the laugh track is composed of all the other stand users in morioh
All of kira's victims
Jesus' holy corpse parts laughing too
The laugh track is harvest laughing
This is my STANDO
[LIVEU STUDIO AUDIENCU]
For some reason I find it so funny that Killer Queen would be laughing too
This seems too right with the laugh tracks I'm uncomfortable
Josuke almost falls to his death
*laugh track intensifies*
just, why.
@@josukehigashikata3881 oi josukee
Everyone knows the closer to death the subject is the funnier it will be
KURAPIKA IS NOW DROWNING IN AN INDESCRIBABLE EMPTINESS
*HAPPY GUITAR SOLO*
Well I thought it was funny... Jk
This is Rohan Kishibe from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures and you’re watching Disney Channel
Thankyou, you have given me a great idea for RUclips content!
This is Rohan Kishibe and *clattering noises*
Cut, cut CUT!
5 minutes later:
The hell was I supposed to know the camera was right there? You people can't even teach me how to do a hand signal!
*Muttering* damn contact...
I want to see this
No
I need to see this
Jen (ACTUALLY DRAWS IT PERFECTLY)
@@lolbo7698 *draws a highly detailed dick*
*Killa Queen had already touched that Disney wand.*
Record_Needle i‘m selena gomez from wizards of waverly place, and you‘re watching me explode on disney channel!
Deadly* remember, this is English dub. No band/song names allowed
*click*
@@blogofbored3224 I read this with the sound in my head, followed by shigechi screaming
KIRA QUEEN *DAISAN NO BAKUDAN B I T E S T H E D U S T O*
1:35 It's a shame how this Japanese cartoon has a better grasp on teenager high school lingo than actual Disney Channel shows.
Was ghosting already an expression in 1999?
I think that's more on the dub than anything else.
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Princof Troy hm
@@Super_Suchi well......2015(?) Roughly when this part of the dub happened....so
nO NO NO THE LAUGHS
*T H E L A U G H S*
let's be real, part 4 was ALREADY a Disney Channel sitcom
With teenage murder and horrific torture
True
Not enough token Indian Dude
And the Hayato bath scene
@@leef8943 Can't have a Disney show without a Hayato bath scene
you gotta remake the entire thing like this
i really should
@@andromedajjba Everyone talks about how Part 4 feels rushed. You have the chance to fix it.
Iug I feel like only the very end of it was rushed. I just wish the bites the dust arc went on for longer
@@andromedajjba I'd honestly pay for that. For some reason it adds so much to it
What a beautiful Duwang * applause track plays*
i've never seen the dub so i'm gonna assume this is the unedited original version
ario it is 😂
You bet your sweet bippy it is!
i saw all the dub. you should see the part when josuke tells okuyasu to drop the meat
Pretty sure dub Josuke is also dub Shield Hero
@@dalekcats huh?
Koichi: “Is this love?”
Me: “Is it Stockholm Syndrome?”
Yes it is Stockholm Syndrome
OH MY GOOOOD !!! Now that I think about it.......
@remuwu stroheim syndrome you develop an unusual loyalty to Germany
@@ohokay9420 GERMAN SCIENCE IS ZE BEST IN ZA WORLD 🦀
*NO THİS İS PATRİCK*
I'm Jotaro Kujo, and you're watching Disney Channel
**draws a dolphin instead of mickey ears**
_Angry Anasui noises_
Seimu this shit ain’t Disney if there’s no mickey
@@amaratuber True
I hate how well i can see this
Yare yare woops
I LOVE HOW IN THE DUB THEY JUST TALK LIKE TEENAGERS SHDGHSBD MY HEARTTTTT
Wait... Sub dont teenager? 👄
Vihari the army nah sub do it’s just that in the dub they actually talk like kids and stuff, you know??
@@Viharamahadevi111 that pfp... tf
I KNOW ITS GREATTT
Okuyasu sounds old in the sub :/
Disney is Unbreakable
sadly yes
SmashLiXs thanks for the reply and thank you for the heart
@@ultimatekunochi6577 i didn't give the heart
SmashLiXs I know, I was referring to andromeda
Disney Is Unsueable
I don't know how or why but it took me 7 replays to realise it's English.
It was the work of an enemy 「STAND」
@Johnny Joestar
How much do you have to watch subs to not realize it’s english?
@@slysamuel5902 I don't know-
NANI?!?
@@naranciaghirga1529 shut up and go back to being best boy
Good luck Charlie wants what this has
🤣🤣🤣
What ? Stands or actual humor ?
@@chrispambo1539 yes
@@muhasinwahab554
They want "Yes"?
The band that made "Roundabout" back in 1971 and became even more popular for playing on JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?
Kira: *uses killer queen to explode a part of the screen and create disney's logo*
Josuke: *punches the screen to create the disney's logo*
Shigechi: *A floor is full of coins and shigechi uses harvest to gather some and leaves the shape of disney's logo*
Rohan: *Creates a manga looking version of disney's logo*
Jotaro: Hey i am jotaro and you are watching disney channel
Jotaro: yare yare daze
I'm jotaro and you're watching Disney channel *time stop sound effect* *Disney logo instantly appears*
I like these a bit better:
Josuke: **Logo is broken so he uses Crazy Diamond to fix it**
Jotaro: **Uses Star Finger to draw Disney logo**
@@DanielSmith21 well, star finger isn't that good of an idea. I give you props for the josuke one tho
My name is Kira Yoshikage, I am 3....... And youre watching disney channel.
This could actually be real and that scares me a bit.
OI JOSUKE
IM OKUYASU FROM DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE AND YOU'RE WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL
*uses The Hand to make the Disney logo*
Edit: holy crap how the hell did this blow up like crazy
He then slams into the camera
*Does an uncool pose and smiles awkwardly*
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Za Hando
BWOOOOO
"Hey I'm Kira Yoshikage from Diamond is Unbreakable and you're watching Disney Channel!"
*_draws Disney logo with green stick_*
"Boom!"
* Roboppi * this is literally the best one of all of the other suggestions
*disney logo explodes
Everyone dies*
okuyasu crying abt not being able to kiss a girl so josuke has to remind him theyre married
that’s why josuke is not in part 5, he and okuyasu got married
@@Himmel.Himmel but they were on their honeymoon in italy
VISCERAL I agree with everyone in this conversation
@@v1scerally Imagine Josuke and Okuyasu noticing several time skips throughout their honeymoon, imagine Okuyasu getting pissed bc the time skips happen just as he's about to eat Italian food
Dalton Filho "DAMNIT JOSUKE IF I HAVE TO STAB MYSELF WITH A FORK ON ACCIDENT ONE MORE TIME CUZ OF THIS TIME SKIP I'M GONNA USE [ZA HANDO] ON THIS WHOLE SHIP"
That's So Josuke is my new favorite disney show
l o l
Okuyasu in the house is pretty good too not gonna lie
"This is Koichi from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and you're watching Disney Channel."
* Too short to reach the camera. *
*has to use Echoes to bring it down*
Koichi is 1 meter tall, according to the fact that he's half as tall as Jotaro, who is 2 meters tall.
@@sarahtonin58913 imagine measuring everything in jotaros. "sp's range is abot 2.5 jotaros" "10 jotaro emerald splash"
Which is weird when his canon height is pretty average for a japanese man
so apparently this 5 foot 2, 157cm guy is over half as shorter than a guy who is 6 foot 5, 192cm
Real Mike Wazowski moment.
The audience reaction to shigechi being blown up
“Aww”
That is sad
*audience laughing*
Hey I'm Josuke from Part 4 JJBA and you're watching Disney Channel.
*Disney Theme plays*
was kinda hoping for gay rights 4, however I am happy to see another quality Andromeda post regardless
Same fam
GOOD NEWS
oh god not the laughtracks please
Jojo's bizarre adventure is filmed before a live studio audience
Hi I'm koichi hirose and you're watching Disney channel
Damn I thought I was original and funny everyone had the same idea
KittyMew
I was about to say that
you’ll be original and funny in my eyes, buddy.
No dignity.
@@peterparker7671 bro my eyes are filling with tears u got no clue how much that means to me
KittyMew all in a days work, bud. stay strong 👌
Hi , I'm Narancia Ghirga , and you're watching Disney channel
Oh wait , wrong part , be right back.
𝑵 𝑨 𝑹 𝑨 𝑵 𝑪 𝑰 𝑨 ! ! ! Hello there, Precious Orange! How are you doing?! 😊👌
This is the definition of blursed content
If I remember it right, Kira has a degree in literature right?
So if DiU was a Disney Sitcom he'd DEFINITELY be the wacky evil douchebag Languages teacher that everyone is supposed to hate but ends up being the best part of the show.
Just like the anime.
Part 4 as a gay romcom oh wait...
this made me laugh thanks
@@andromedajjba tit's all gucci
Is it really ? I still haven't watched it
@MARY MARTINEZ no
@MARY MARTINEZ i have just seen your pfp and i realise no matter what i say you will be stuck on this stance so
i shall say one no and then move on
"I'm Giorno Giovanna, and I have a dream"
*turns the Disney logo alive*
This video was brought to you by Polnareffland.
_disney intro plays_
“Hi, I’m Yoshikage Kira, and you’re wa-“
*BITES ZA DUSTO*
Hi, im Diavolo and you re wa- wa-wa- wa-wa- wa...
Cmon Josuke, we all know you also want a girlfriend as well
Can we REALLY confirm that tho?
But he has okuyasu, that’s close enough lol
@KamiYami no jojo character after part 3 seems to be...
@KamiYami In the dub he got excited when he thought him and Jotaro we going lady hunting
It's Jojo. The entire cast is most likely all gay or bi.
Why is this so stunningly accurate?
What's the deal with stands?! (Laugh track)
disney has bought jojo and is now on disney+ rather than netflix
i know you're joking, but you do know warner bros owns the broadcasting rights, right? or is it time warner
@@SmashLiXs Warner Japan
Noice
Jjba now in CN
This comment aged well
This is basically like the lucoa show
OMFG THIS IS PERFECT WTF
God this dub is cursed. Especially with the laugh tracks and reactions
have you seen the dub?
@@SmashLiXs he's joking lol, read his comment again
Okuyasu used the term ghosted in 1999.
This is Josuke Higashikata from Diamond is Unbreakable, and you're watching Disney Channel.
**Crazy Diamond punches rocks to make the Disney Logo**
“I don’t know what spawned that change of heart”
Me who just played Persona 5 for hours: the WHAT
Lol
Welp guess what’s happening 💀 (they’re adding jojo on Disney plus)
Let's be real. This is better than 90% of Disney Channel sitcoms.
@@bat6353 Let's be real, a dog getting run over seconds after being born is better than 90% of Disney Channel sitcoms.
Let's be real. Watching a live abortion is better than 90% of Disney Channel sitcoms.
oh nY GOD- OH MY GOD- JAHSANSNSHS
THIS IS SO CUR S E D?? BLESSED B L U R S ED ??}
I would like but 69
shigechi almost made me cry if you break the 69 I will break your kneecaps so you can’t 『STAND』
@@Grodz73 I didn't but someone else did
This deserves to be on r/ihadastroke
If there's no Mickey, this shit ain't Disney
But seriously now, that was beautiful
Lol, one of my favorite lines from Stone Ocean
The only thing I would say is that the Morioh cho Radio jingle sounds more like a sitcom scene opener. Other than that great content!
THE LAUGHING
Josuke: **nearly falls to his death**
Audience: 😂
Part 4 IS basically a Disney channel sitcom already 😂
For the first half, maybe.
*Josuke: almost falls to his death*
*Audience: LOL DEATH XD*
Ah so this is what my 4th generation descendant is up to.
WHY IS *THIS* OF ALL THINGS MY FIRST EXPOSURE TO THE ENGLISH DUB, I MEAN GOOD MEME BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M HAVING A STROKE
Same
Why everybody cried for cameron boyce
But not for shigeshi
I didn’t cry, he is my god, so I knew, he told me it was ok, he was in a better place, he is god himself, higher then made in heaven pucci, higher then GER, he chose to die, to make a message, about the mentally ill in Morioh cho, #shigechiawareness
Category: C O M E D Y
Yes.
Kira: Blows someone up
Audience: *Shocked Noises*
That is scary tho
Fobdodbochodydpc god,,, Disney channel revolutionary has a gay couple that doesnt get to kiss! Again!
Wait
I thought this has something has to do with Josuyasu ship (accordibg to the comments I read) but what's up with Disney about gay couples?
Sorry, I feel out of loop.
@@AlexCruz-fm6fe Well, a lot of times, Disney gets a lot of praise for including gay characters in their works, (like the mandalorian, the live action beauty and the beast, andi mack, avengers endgame) but they either barely have screentime or it's barely mentioned. And it's always praised like it's going to end homophobia or whatever even though there isn't even an onscreen kiss (which isn't required of course but would be nice) or much else in the way of good representation. It kinda sucks so people joke about it a lot
@@whistlepunkz oh I see. I got really confused about the comments being "gay couple" and stuff when what's happening in the video is about Koichi being in love with Yukako.
Maybe this is just me because I don't watch anything from Disney anymore except for animated movies they make.
@@AlexCruz-fm6fe oh that's completely understandable :)
@@whistlepunkz because China.
Implying they'd ever allow the word "dammit" in a wholesome Disney channel production.
Ok this is epic
Man I’d love to see jojo on Disney channel
Teaching kids the REAL lessons
*I hear Tanjiro when Koichi talks in dub.*
I did some research and the fact that these are actual crowd sound effects from Disney channel sitcoms baffles me. Your dedication to this joke is something else. You even got the music scene transitions.
R.I.P. Billy.
ok this is really great but the part where koichi says she’s been absent from school for two days WHY DOES HE LEAN TOWARDS THE CAMERA
Just me who thought Okayasu sounded like Gruncle Stan from Gravity falls?
Ngl the dub actually slaps
The sound effects make me die inside oof
Kira Yoshikage gets run over by an ambulance
*[ people laughing in the back ]*
*cheering becomes horrified gasps*
My name is Kira Yoshikage. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, and you're watching the Disney Channel.
okuyasu: *crying*
audience: *PEAK COMEDY*
0:47 Excuse me _WHAT_ did you just say
"Hi I'm Yukako Yamagishi from Diamond Is Unbreakable and you're watching Disney Channel"
*makes the Disney logo with her hair*
PSSHHHH
That's actually adorable
I heart Koichi and I'm just like "ZACH AGUILAR MY BBYYY WHERE'S AETHER"
I feel like the English dub is better for part 4 just because it makes it funnier
So this is what Disney Channel is like....
i wish i could like this 100 times bro
You thought you were watching JoJo, but it was me, Dio! And you're watching Disney Channel
RUclips did the thing where they asked me to rate this video out of five stars. I rated 4 and marked entertaining and informative
This just reminds me how good the dub cast is at organically making these 3 friends.
I honestly love the slice of life moments of part 4
This is so fucking accurate to an actually sitcom, I'm crying
Unrealistic, they said "hell"
Lord Disney would never accept this blasphemy
Hi im jotaro kujo from jojo's bizarre adventure and you're watching disney channel
“I‘m Dio, and you’re watching Disney Channel!”
*uses Space Ripper Stingy Eyes to carve Mickey’s ears*
“WRYYYYY!”
“I’m Diego, and you’re watching Disney Channel!”
*turns into a dinosaur and scratches Mickey’s ears on the screen*
*grins*
who tf told someone to get a camera to record all this.
anyways poor Okuyasu, i feel bad for him
Let's just talk about how good Josuke's voice actor is
I was surprised I liked him so much. Now i keep hearing him and koichi in other things and i have to double take
How to make a Disney channel sitcom
1. Get literally any form of animation
2. Use overused audience reaction noise
2.5. Remember the Disney logo
3.Congrats you just created a Disney sitcom!
And you can't forget the Disney Channel logo.
DiGiorno almost forgot
I'm Giorno Giovanna from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and you're watching Disney Channel.
*Turns Disney wand into snake that forms the Disney logo*
20 seconds in I had to pause to take a moment
ah yes.
"Im okuyasu and this is Disney Channel"
*Delete the logo with the hand*
For calm scenes like this the dub is unironically better than the sub
voice acting is 11/10
love that
This makes me glad that jojo isn't a Disney sitcom
I hate sitcoms
Didn’t know I needed *this exact* type of video in my life?