Also, Kira would do this if everyone else was doing it. He'd stand out too much if he didn't. And Pucci would do it to impress DIO. And in theory, one of the Diavolo death loops included him being forced to do this for hours until he just died of exhaustion. DIO, though.... He did it 'cause gay.
JoJo: a gory and violent anime Also JoJo: OOOHHH NOOOO HORY SHEEEET **cue Torture Dance** **cue crying Esidisi** **cue Golden Succ** **cue Mariah episode**
actually everything is cannon in jojo for example diavolo might live a good and simple life and die because of old age in one of his death or he might have a orgy with shrek kira a furry suited man and die because of exhaustion. Do you understand ?
Valentine kinda respects the rules like if an object of another dimesion encouther with each other they eleminate both objects. Talking about space with valentine he respect it(phoenix whrath theme starts playng)
DIO: Stops time Kira: Reverses time Diavolo: Erases time Enrico: Accelerates time Funny Valentine: idk what he does with time uh but heres a pun funny valentime hashaahahaa Kars: Frozen until the end of time
Muzan Kibutsuji no one: absolutely no one: Muzan when he’s breaking down in front of his mirror because everyone says he looks like Michael Jackson but he’s just tryna fit in the humans
Oh so when you get a stand u reject your humanity ,stop time , have an explosive Albino cato, hands fetish ,erase time to sell drugs , be Christian and collecting Jesus Christ's corpse part while being a president? So cool can i join
With his friend the bisexual vampire, and the vampire boyfriend, the gay black priest, and his friend the hand fetichist with his cousin the never ending die mafia boss
Missing characters: 1. Stroheim in the back shining stage lights 2. The pillar men on a side bench trying not to kill every single one of them 3. The stands dancing with their respectful users 4. Every single protagonist apart from the Josephs looking confused as fuck 5. The Josephs and the side villains dancing/cheering in the background 6. Santana hiding behind the pillar men
Why are they so intimidating. I'm imaging them chaining me up and dancing before torturing me. It's like a different kind of torture dancw. I feel threatened by the pressure of having five grown men dance to cute songs in front of me while I stare at them. I need help
Or the aliens would be like “what the hell are they doing, is this some kind of mating dance? Or is it some type of friend ship dance” Me: more like a meme
After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. His stretches:
Dio: Is a vampire Kira: Wants a quiet life instead of power Diavolo: Has a personality disorder Pucci: Has eyebrows that are connected to his hair Valentine: From an alternate universe Kars: *Not a stand user*
la niña bailando diferentes canciones :v he’s from part two (I think I got confused on the parts but he’s from Joseph’s youth which is before stardust Crusaders)
this was DIO's idea Pucci just wanted to accompany him diavolo, it's just one of his deaths. for some reason F.V. He takes it very seriously, he thinks it involves him kira doesn't want to be there. and kars ... kars is in space, he's still a rock
This is technically Canon since diavolo dies infinite times so in one Universe He dies of exhaustion because of dancing to this with the other villains
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oi josuke i used za hando to erase puccis thighs! aint that neato?
I wanted to see some gay holy thighs
Shooting ya shot?
ILL Corpses oh my
my man kars be recording?
don't mind pucci he just wearin the heck outta some knee-highs
Jojo's fandom: We are not gay
Also fandom:
True
This is not gay, this fabulous
Well it's not gay if its Dio
I think the most gay is Funny Valentine (the clothes)
DIO!
this is what dio was doing the first half of stardust crusaders
Annsleigh Kelley Funny Valentine learned how to go through space and time to meet DIO and the over villians
@@theman6422 HAHAH they all had dance class how quaint
This is why Pucci met DIO in egypt
@@theman6422 It was one of the Valentines
Getting ready ya know?
I just realised they are lined up from gayest to straightest
I CAN'T BREATHE
Love you pfp
@@rivaldolouisistia7702 thanks😊😊 I draw it myself
@@ronin7roni384 from Pucci😂😅
Kars is so straight he isn't even here
The color pink: *exists*
Jojo villains:it's free realestate.
Um Only one of them is wearing pink while another one has pink hair unless if you're including part 1 Dio who's not included here
Younger Dio also looked like he wouldn't mind some pink
@@genzhours9466 If you combine young Dio and pink you get Bede from Pokémon sword and shield
Jason Michael you idiot he means they are all wearing pink underwear
Don't lie, pink looks the best on me though
Funny Valentine would dance to this if someone said it's for the greater good of America
He would dance like this anyway
judging by d4c's rules there is a universe where valentine is doing this dance on loop 24/7
Sounds like swedish propaganda but ok
Also, Kira would do this if everyone else was doing it. He'd stand out too much if he didn't.
And Pucci would do it to impress DIO.
And in theory, one of the Diavolo death loops included him being forced to do this for hours until he just died of exhaustion.
DIO, though....
He did it 'cause gay.
The Drunk Junco if it were diavolo in a death loop you wouldn’t need a logical explanation for everyone else dancing
JoJo: a gory and violent anime
The fanbase:
Very true, bruno
JoJo: a gory and violent anime
Also JoJo:
OOOHHH NOOOO
HORY SHEEEET
**cue Torture Dance**
**cue crying Esidisi**
**cue Golden Succ**
**cue Mariah episode**
HAHA
GOOBAY JOEJOE
We find ways to dodge the violence and gore
Pucci, Dio, Diavolo, Valentine and Kira : Dancers
Kars : Camera Man
Tooru : Background Designer
*Jotaro's Dad : Music Player*
Guess there visable from space then
Tooru is playing the music
@@adriennecullum7463 no its jotaros dad
Yessir
I Guess Jobin Is The Tree On The B.g.
Villians: come on losers, we're caramelldansing
Kars: *wtf I wanted aztec dubstep*
Tooru : *Vibing to Jazz behind camera*
*a z t e c d u b s t e p*
Æ Æ Æ Æ
The pillar men aren’t here because they did nothing wrong
Yep
but kars
@@rejectfalseicons shut up
Kars is in space somewhere,missing out on this.
meta meme god kars.
Kars: watches from outer space despite the fact he stopped thinking
@@jellomaster5629 I can definitely imagine that
RearedThree bro they should’ve had kars crash in at the ending killing everyone because ya know he’s like a frozen statue
Kars only slammed on the breaks, watching this popped his tires
@@jellomaster5629 Caramelladanse power is so strong, that Kars broke the ice and started to dance.
@@Crmsn-qk2io Diavolo dies. Canon confirmed.
The JoJo’s: hating on them
Joseph: cheering them on
The JoBros: *visible confusion*
Side villains: cheering them on alongside Joseph
Kars:🗿
Ambulance: STAND BACK! THIS ABOUT TO BE A MASSACRE!!!
Me: Dancing along because there are bystanders and it's real life
👏😢
*drum noise* yo, Angelo
Kars is dancing in space, you just can’t see him
When you successfully eliminate the Joestar bloodline
Pucci would know the feeling.
*E M P O R I O*
*G A Y P R I E S T*
But you realize your kids *are Joestars*
Spoiler alert!
This is end of jojolion
When someone from the Joestar family dies
Jojo villains:
*_Laughs in Joseph_*
Yare yare dazes in Jotaro
Yare yare dawa in Jolyne
"Yare yare WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!?" In Josuke
*has a dream in Giorno*
"The villains sure suffer the worst fates in jojo"
The villains in "hell":
diavolo is still dying in every way possible so its canon that he got eaten alive by a beetle
This is probably their punishment, they look dead serious.
I mean, imagine being forced to dance like this for eternity and see how you like it.
The villains in hell (except Kira) are suffering a fate equal or worse than Diavolo's fate in hell, so everyone is fucked up there
true
Jotaro: (Leaves Morioh)
Every bad guy in there:
The stretches Kira was actually doing after his warm glass of milk
I got it to 68 likes, becuse I want to guide others to a treasure I cannot achieve, yo are allowed to like your own comment to get it to 69.
@@internetlurker1850 You are a nice person to this man
@@eel7818 TY, but sadly it is now 78.
@@internetlurker1850 Somebody used King Crimson. 👀
@lemoosestache
**big tittie abbacchio gf**
If you squint your eyes
You can see Kars also dancing in space
Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun thanks for showing me
Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun I’m seeing you everywhere
yikes
I-
This made my day. Thank you
I swear this is what Dio was doing after he stole Jonathan’s body
As soon as I got out of the coffin. I danced.
@@dio4814 you even get Valentine from another dimension to make him dance, didn't ya
When you acheive heaven, remain bossu, end the joestar bloodline, get all corpse parts and live a quiet life in morioh:
1:00
i bet my ancestors are confused why im watching 5 buff men dance
@i yee'd my last yeehaw omfg
@i yee'd my last yeehaw depends
@i yee'd my last yeehaw Kira is ripped though.
joseph joestar oh hi young Joestar
@Elizabeth James That wasn't really kira it was kosaku but he is still ripped before he changed
Puccis thighs: Arrivederci
asta la fucking vista.
Ciao
@@Saffins change da world
my final message
goodbye
*achieves over heaven*
Joseph Joestar Joseph Joestar za warudo-
--------------------------------------------
arrivederci
achieves Kars position
Adios'
Stop talking about the stretches i do i dont these kind of stretches
Sure u dont
mhm
Sure buddy
Then what do you do
Stop lying kira, you know you do those stretches
“Eyes of Heaven is the most ambitious crossover in Jojo history”
This videos:
Let’s not forget this is canon, this is a way that Diavolo dies, doing this with the other villains until he dies of exhaustion.
Shit, you're right!
actually everything is cannon in jojo for example diavolo might live a good and simple life and die because of old age in one of his death or he might have a orgy with shrek kira a furry suited man and die because of exhaustion.
Do you understand ?
@@ucanhelva4085 even falling into a river in Lego City?
@@kroolion7573 Yes.
@@privatetrash2810 Damm
Valentine, Kira, DIO, Pucci and Diavolo: Breaking the rules of space time
Kars: Hey guys wanna see me turn my hand into a squirrel? Guys?
Kira does It break too Bites Za Dusto resets time in 1 hour and explodes someone that IS trying to know kira indentdy
#standlesslivesmatter
lmao
Eventually, they stopped dancing.
Valentine kinda respects the rules like if an object of another dimesion encouther with each other they eleminate both objects. Talking about space with valentine he respect it(phoenix whrath theme starts playng)
The lack of expression on any of them makes this so much better
Girl: He's probably cheating on me!!
Boy with his homies:
Kira during 20 minutes of stretching before bed, rare footage, 1999, colorized
i mean 1999 is in full color
Dreek Gee13 the funny thing is I can imagine this smh
@@ZaHandle 1880s was in full color so...
@@okamiexe1501 lol
*(NOT CLICKBAIT)*
Yoshikage Kira: "I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life."
Also Yoshikage Kira:
but how is dio living in the sun
gay furry he isn’t, this is hell
@@gayfurry5287 Kars gave him the Red Stone of Aja when Dio went to Heaven.
But kars is still in space is he not
@@ventus9653 heaven and space are very close. Kars just happened to float where DIO was and gave him the stone.
DIO: Stops time
Kira: Reverses time
Diavolo: Erases time
Enrico: Accelerates time
Funny Valentine: idk what he does with time uh but heres a pun funny valentime hashaahahaa
Kars: Frozen until the end of time
Funny valentine doesn’t do anything to space he just clones himself of other universes
funny valentine does TIME travel
Tooru:bad luck time
Nobody:
Me and the boys after we gain a stand:
No One:
Literally No one:
Me and the Upper Moons after we kill the Pillars and the Demon Slayers:
Just here to reply for the 666th like
Muzan Kibutsuji
no one:
absolutely no one:
Muzan when he’s breaking down in front of his mirror because everyone says he looks like Michael Jackson but he’s just tryna fit in the humans
@ranibow sprimple I was mad about that but now I am fine with it
Oh so when you get a stand u reject your humanity ,stop time , have an explosive Albino cato, hands fetish ,erase time to sell drugs , be Christian and collecting Jesus Christ's corpse part while being a president? So cool can i join
kars is actually there he’s just social distancing
Kars is behind the camera
Kars IS the cam
I gave kira trish's hand for a hug.
Oh yeah they forgot Kars oof
ANOTHER MEEE
“yeah we gay, keep scrolling”
Why is puccis body detached from his legs
Because he is in H E A V E N
@@cujohjosefumi1252 Ok he is in HEAVEN
Oi josuke i used ZA HANDO to erase pucci's thighs and that neato?
The power of za hando
Gravity
Crusarders: almost dies finding Dio
Dio in these 50 days:
Lol that got me so hard
@@gaamerro4034 it got you WHAT
DOZE !. Woah there. Calm down mister, it’s just a comment.
@@spooky3409 ??
@@toxicsquib177 on laugh bruh
Imagine dying to the president and he does this during your final breath
all of these comments are hilarious but this is the one that killed me
Canonical
With his friend the bisexual vampire, and the vampire boyfriend, the gay black priest, and his friend the hand fetichist with his cousin the never ending die mafia boss
vibe check 😂
Donald Trump tho, imagine 😂 😂
I wouldn't even be mad as i die of laughter
guys, jojolion villain be holding camera
Don't you mean Tooru?
don't you mean Kaato?
Diego and risotto also
@@guilhermesousacapano9365 kaato is dead dipshit,only Tooru is claimed as the main villain
Kars, Dio Brando, AC/DC, and wamu watching: Why not us
Imagine sending this vid to someone and saying "consider this a warning"
Well, I might've just done that
@@breeze6217 Outstanding move ,m8
Asteroid Miner I sent this to my friend who is a fan of jojo so ya he has not spoke to me in 2 months
I may or may not have just done that to 3 of my friends...
I’m doing it
*When the main villain kills a JoBro.*
Well what did they do when Wamuu killed Caeser, he's not a main villain but it was definitely a win
*laughs in okuyasu*
*Sad Fax noises*
SHIIIIZAAAAAAAAA
Kakyoin...
When you kill the joestars to keep your identity a secret so you can assemble the holy corpse and achieve heaven becouse you want to life a quiet life
Missing characters:
1. Stroheim in the back shining stage lights
2. The pillar men on a side bench trying not to kill every single one of them
3. The stands dancing with their respectful users
4. Every single protagonist apart from the Josephs looking confused as fuck
5. The Josephs and the side villains dancing/cheering in the background
6. Santana hiding behind the pillar men
So this is what Kira's been doing when we can't find him.
Yep
nice *JOKE* Josuke
@@yoshikagekira7391 OH NO IT'S KIRA, YOU CAN'T RUN ANYMORE SINCE I CAUGHT YOU HERE!
KONO JOSUKE DA M-MASAKA
With the president of america
Is this another one of Diavolo's deaths?
he gets killed by everyone else at once because he messed up during the recording
forced to caramell danse until he dies of dehydration
@@spleakerphone andddd that's canon
It's more painful than just dying
Dean trbl WHEEZS
PUCCI AND VALENTINES FOOT I CANT-
Why are they so intimidating. I'm imaging them chaining me up and dancing before torturing me. It's like a different kind of torture dancw. I feel threatened by the pressure of having five grown men dance to cute songs in front of me while I stare at them. I need help
1:03 Valentine's feet: I don't feel so good
Eventually, he gets back in place
Pucci’s feet too
Oh god
Christian P who needs ankles?! They are for the weak
Ikr
imagine this as the only evidence of human existence
it would be beautiful
dio
I’d be proud of humanity
"I REJECT MY HUMANITY"
The aliens or whatever would be proud
Or the aliens would be like “what the hell are they doing, is this some kind of mating dance? Or is it some type of friend ship dance”
Me: more like a meme
Puccis thighs were so thicc that they couldn’t be shown on the same plane of existence as us
Lol, that's true!
Jolyne, Jotaro, Giorno, Johnny, Josuke after watching this video: *we can do better*
I was in the middle of eating ravioli when I got this terrible notification
You should just stuff the ravioli into your breast pocket for later eating
Wack Wacker underrated comment
Stale Waffle Filthy Frank TV reference
@@wackwacker8623 is that a filthy Frank reference???
ZombRexGame aye shit you've dun figured me out
her: he's probably cheating
me and the boys:
Seems Like Dio finally got his wished afterlife
After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning.
His stretches:
Copied
@@mheru5883 no u copied
Haha, funny JOKE
MGTech
Oh my god, is that a JoJo reference?
@@yoshikagekira7391 please. don't blow this up.
Dio: Is a vampire
Kira: Wants a quiet life instead of power
Diavolo: Has a personality disorder
Pucci: Has eyebrows that are connected to his hair
Valentine: From an alternate universe
Kars: *Not a stand user*
Kars ?
la niña bailando diferentes canciones :v ...
Poor kars
la niña bailando diferentes canciones :v he’s from part two (I think I got confused on the parts but he’s from Joseph’s youth which is before stardust Crusaders)
He's dancing in space
"You're gonna go to hell"
The hell;
Kira’s Tie: ↙️⬆️⏫↗️↘️↖️↙️🔽↗️⬆️↖️↗️⬇️⬅️↙️⏬➡️↙️⬆️⏪↖️↘️↗️↘️⬆️➡️🔽↘️↖️🔽
where have puccis thighs gone 😳
priests donf have thigh
Za hando erased them
On Dio ass
Ate them
เพลา
I just noticed that they are ordered from gayest to straightest , from left to right
The concept of heterosexuality doesn't apply to JoJo characters
You are doin god's job pal
@@Gabsboy123 its ordered most to least gay, there is no straight character
Angelo Vertulfo not even the Complete Colt?
@@makennaward9022 Not even David Bowie?
I Giorno Giovanna doesnt know what to say about my dad.
Shortly after Diavolo died of a heart attack making this canon
"Sad Aztec gay noises"
Hedo oof.
why he’s not there >;(
He's filming
If Diavolo dies in this, then yes, this is canon.
yes
At the end of the dance
This comment nearly killed me. XD
Dancing till he dies from overexertion
How no one notices Valentine's left leg and pucci's legs
Redditors after bullying a small kid to suicide for liking fortnite:
The stardyst crusaders: Almost dying
DIO:
Nobody :
The demon dancing in my closet at 3am:
@Depressed Dio Demons and also I am the one watching you from the Mirror*Man In The Mirror*
Excuse me i am the friend of your demon and i think i'm stuck in your bathroom,please could you help me ?
@JOJO is GOD Sorry mate your Bathroom is no longer your territory IT’S OURS NOW *COMMUNISM INTENSEFIES*
@@muzankibutsuji622 I didn't know Demon Michael Jackson was communist
@Bianca Sofia what you thought I was just a dictator?
Me: Mom can we go out to watch jojo
Mom: No we have jojo at home
Jojo at home:
The better jojo you mean
This is better than actual jojo
Ngl i prefer this jojo
Even better
I wouldn't mind honestly
Pucci's thighs: *aDIOs*
It must be one of the occasions that Kira drinks
Where are Pillar Men? They are probably the only ones who would do this is canon
Its the villans with stands
@Snoi Med yea he is, dying inside
Lmao
all the other villians themes: dark and mysterious
pillar men's themes: AYAYAYAAHAAAA *DUBSTEP*
so yeah you're right
Only villains with stands, such as DIO, not the inferior Dio.
Me: *goes to an anime convention*
The dudes doing sailor moon cosplay:
This is the type of jojo content i want to watch
3:00 pucci has made it to Gucci pucci hes the ultimate lifeform
skinny legend enrico pucci you can’t even see his thighs
1:08 “mista in the crowd said”
It took me 6 listening to figure out that it's what is said and not mista saying something
I didn't say shit
wow lol these misheard lyrics are so hilarious when you know the actual lyrics and what they mean
@nathyy Top class
It's also at 1:54, 2:17, 2:45, and 2:55
this was DIO's idea
Pucci just wanted to accompany him
diavolo, it's just one of his deaths.
for some reason F.V. He takes it very seriously, he thinks it involves him
kira doesn't want to be there.
and kars ... kars is in space, he's still a rock
My eye focusing on kira's tie :
➡️↘️⬆️↗️⬅️⬅️↔️↖️↕️⬇️➡️↘️⬆️⬅️⬅️⬇️↔️↩
Eyes of Heaven be like
Your not wrong your actually right just change DIO to DIO Over Heaven but besides that your absolutely right
THIS IS SUCH A BLESSING
Ikr !
ik it’s fuckin beautiful
for me its blursed
@@jrydkndy me too
I'm waiting for your Anime
JoJo story: a lot of blood and sad things
JoJo fan:
this happened in Diavolo's death loop.
Jolyne: What's wrong Pucci, why do you wanna reset the universe?
Pucci:
I have no _thighs_
stop it Dio's boyfriend
"I'd like to experience it again."
The dislikes are just the whole joestar family and their alt accounts
No the ppl that dislikes reads it dis i like
And kars
And the Speedwagon foundation
It’s the villains and their alt accounts too
Also, The Pillarmen cuz they weren't invited to the party
Are we just going to ignore the spasm at 1:45
This must be what happens near the villas in Morioh
My soul left my body upon seeing this
Eh, probably just chariot requiem strolling around town
Left to heaven
Eventually his body stopped thinking
I believe this is the definition of “blursed”
@Grace Grace Cullinane and the whereabouts of the pillar men.
*blessed
Their expressions is what makes this. They’re all pissed beyond belief. It’s glorious.
Gay Priest, Basically Immortal Demon, Mafia Boss, The President Of America and a long time unknown serial killer dance to caramelldansen
A random dude:”Yo,I had a dream of marrying my crush and winning a Lamborghini from Mr Beast”
My dreams:
@Halloween whale of course
Halloween whale yeah
Mark Ornejas same
Same
I bet the random dude you're talking is also dreaming this
Kid: *gets brutally slaughtered*
Oompa Loompas:
I LOVE THIS MEME FORMAT THE MF OOMPA LOOMPAS FFS LMAO
The Oompa Loompas were menaces to society lmao
why does funny valentine fit so well with this song and dance move
It's just now that I found out this video was posted on 31st of October....
It now really makes sens.
If you ask where is kars. He is dancing in the space so don’t worry.
Thanks for the clarification
Thx. Now i can sleep peacefully
Zeru Gaming y e s
The fact they have *_menacing_* faces makes it look almost canon ngl
You mean menacing faces
This is technically Canon since diavolo dies infinite times so in one Universe He dies of exhaustion because of dancing to this with the other villains
Pucci has the power of God and Anime on his side
Watching this in the middle of the night whas truly a gold experience for my eyes
Horror movies are for babies
But this is for real men...
Welcome to the true mans world
this is art wdym
@@makennaward9022 Ahem, this is hentai. Get ur fax *straight*
I never heard truer words.