No need to elope. I had my wedding at the easter table, only parents who acted as witneses. Then we got our bags and went by train to a place 200km away to have a ceremony at a Pentecostal church the next day, where parents (Catholics) decided to join us (by cars). Then we took our bags and went by train to our home at the farthest corner of our country, Polska 🇵🇱 where we have been living happily ever after since 1990. The farthest, the better. My wedding dresses were sewn by my mom and were elegant but simple and useful. I had an embroidered white blouse and two skirts (white and blue), a lovely underwear petticoat to make the skirts fluffy and a blue jacket. In church in white, in official setting blue. Simple, fast, no costs and in time of a deep economic crisis in my homeland. Never regretted. It was our choice. I look at these American bride syndrom with much pity, really and cannot imagine this whole pain. Over here even a laaarge wedding is not a problem. But unfortunately we got americanized and the bridal disease is spreading.
I have always loved stand up comedy. I appreciate the fact that I can just connect my phone to my Bluetooth in my car and not have to worry about who may be riding with me the comedian will be clean. This guy was hilarious 😂😂😂
I got married for $40 in Vegas and divorced in Va for $86 I guess it’s true what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I went with $200 and a fiancé came back with $80 and a wife today I have neither lmao.
@@CopperOpera Well, you know, I am sure he does not aim "enough" or "wouldn't be disappointed". As for me, I would not pay for it, nor I could watch the whole video, it was so weak. He is not a comedic personality. It is not for him.
Holy sheez. Adam! I haven't seen you since our comic strip days. World record show##. I just came across photos of you from back in the day. I feel old LMAO.
WHY did you have to point that out? I had to skip this video because all I could focus on was the eardrum punching sound of a menstruating hyena every 16 seconds.
YammyHiyam InnerCircle and Army People have different tastes in comedy. Just like with art, music, etc. Just cuz someone does not laugh at something you find “freaking hilarious”, does not mean they are incapable of finding something comedic.
@@themurrrr I only said this bc when it was first out everyone was criticising him, and I just think that if they didn't have something nice to say they should keep it to themselves
This guy provides his own laugh track, but it's that sneer from the dog, muttley, on the perils of pauline. And he does this ongoing impression of Barney Fife being ultra serious, with the high pitch voice. If those are your humor triggers, this is Your guy.
It's funny how he says that there should be a weight limit on the slides "for physics' sake" and then claims that the object will move faster the heavier it is :D He's got Newton's first axiom down though.
I thought that the baby being free was a punchline and wondered why nobody laughed... Then he continued to describe the bill and I remembered America... Oh America...
Best analogy I've heard on eternity is take a titanium sphere the diameter of our galaxy, have one snail travel around it until it cuts it in half, then you have just started eternity.
@@slamminsammy941 Even assuming that's true, he still laughs at all the wrong moments and it screws up his timing. He needs to get rid of about 90% of it if he doesn't want his delivery to sound like that of a rank amateur.
People need the Lord. "All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3. The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. John 1:14. What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator. John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator. Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5. "But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8. Jesus said that he is God! "Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14. The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33. "For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27. Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins]. He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.] "Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22. Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them." "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8. Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10! 'Oh the blood of Jesus, oh the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'
It's not a direct deposit. You give donations and pay tithing online... The church doesn't automatically take it... You have to donate it willingly each month. I do the same thing. That's why I cannot understand how it could of happened. Must of been an electronic glitch.
I would not worry too much about the online tithing :) 18 And when Simon saw that through laying on of the apostles' hands the Holy Ghost was given, he offered them money, 19 Saying, Give me also this power, that on whomsoever I lay hands, he may receive the Holy Ghost. 20 But Peter said unto him, Thy money perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money. 21 Thou hast neither part nor lot in this matter: for thy heart is not right in the sight of God. 22 Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee. 23 For I perceive that thou art in the gall of bitterness, and in the bond of iniquity. 24 Then answered Simon, and said, Pray ye to the Lord for me, that none of these things which ye have spoken come upon me.
I am sorry but i have to ask why anyone would want to live in America. I still am blown away when people talk of paying for having a baby. For paying to go to Emergency Room etc. And that so many are ok with it and fight against free health care for themselves....blows my mind. I ENJOYED THIS GUY.,..
Nancy Deis nothing is free PERIOD People who work and get paid have taxes taken out of their weekly check to cover medical bills. Where do you think the money is coming from. Dah
Nothing is free. "I was once given free shoes...shoe. It had holes in it, had no sole left, but it was perfect for an old hobo like me" Anonymous Hobo.
When we say the " Love of my life"... that would be my awesome girlfriend!"...I can't stand my wife! I'm thinking.....pros and cons. ..gonna take a left turn and just keep going! Bye bye baby bye bye.....and that was all I wrote! 😆 Come on my real girl! Let's boogie! Life is about choices for the betterment of me! And you! 💘
TSA touched just your butt? You got off easy. They gave me the full rubdown because the scanner put a square right on my crotch. That popular slow blink "what the" expression came across my face. He said I could do it out there in the open or in private. I said, "Let's just get this over with here.". I made it as awkward for him as it was for me. I was hoping to save that kind of a rub down for a honeymoon night in the future. Should I get married again in the future, my future wife is going to be jealous that some random TSA agent beat her to it. Dear future wife, it was beyond my control. I went home and burned by clothes while crying in the shower. The only other time I felt more violated was at a proctologist visit. Nightmare fuel.
I started noticing it around the Jiffy Lube 29 minute mark, 'hehe' and I couldn't get over it 'hehe'. I stopped listening to the jokes, 'hehe' and started counting the giggles.
Wow, I think a lot of commenters missed the energy here, maybe it's a vibe more geared towards those disanchanted by the direction many religions have revealed themselves recently to have taken in the US? (more obviously business and tech heavy) It's a view I find tends to make the person in question focus much of their attention on irony, disrepancies and how science applies in our daily lives ...Anyway, I thought he was hilarious, especially the water slide story...I'm crying!!! ✌😂
I used to sell on Overstock Auctions, company got bought out, they screwed it up with policies and it got terminated. TSA going on the street now? Glad I left the United Surveillance/Police States of America.
Shaming people who want to lose weight by calling their goals "stigmatizing" to other overweight people is just as wrong as shaming them for being overweight in the first place.
Red hair is a Recessive Gene. Either your wife’s family has had a relative who was Redheaded, or, someone generations back, in your own family, had Red Hair. Most people think an infidelity has occurred, to have produced a baby with Red Hair. This is not the case. However, no one knows the limitation of exhaustion of this Recessive Gene either.
It was ok comedy. Gotta wonder tho, why would you see bigger tax returns as a good thing? That basically means you've paid too much during the whole year and now you get the money back. You basically gave a loan without interests to the state for a year and then get it back. I think having abit of tax payment better thing, means you took a small loan from the state and now you pay it back.
Lari52289 With interest rates at the bank, might as well let the gov. use it for a while in a checking account and you get it back each year. Although, I agree if you are into investing or other forms of savings, it is best to pay less tax.
Typical christian cultural appropriation : Or is your mother a Buddhist? Buddha says: If you take a mountain six miles long and six miles wide and six miles high, that’s the distance a bullock walks in a day. And a bird flies over the mountain once every hundred years with a silk scarf in its beak and brushes the tip of the mountain. In the length of time it takes the scarf to wear away the mountain, that’s how long you have been doing this. Just think about that. Once every hundred years the scarf goes over. A scarf and a mountain. It goes on and on and on. In India there are Yugas and Kalpas of hundreds of thousands of years and then they just start cycles all over again. And we’ve been through all of them again and again.
Also keep in mind that all these 'Dry Bar' comedians are from around Utah (Mormon Country). Not enough variety compared to comedians from all over the country or even the world.
His FIL isn't wrong. I was just learning about the skeletal structure of Neanderthals, and he is the spitting image of the body shape, size proportions, and facial structure. It's absolutely uncanny. A lot of people have Neanderthal DNA from interbreeding with homo sapiens before the Neanderthals became extinct. It seems some of us have more than others. Fascinating.
Bartender: "Excuse me, is this man bothering you?
Me: "We've been married 17 years, so I'm gonna have to answer yes to that."
So true. 😂
"Weeeeee.... need to have a serious conversation about stealing copper wire" hahaha
I struggle with the thought that he looks remarkably like Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket. Post breakdown Pyle.
$95 for no one. No kidding. Eloping is cheaper.
I was gonna say. Money could be saved for needs like housing, savings, vehicle upkeep, the inevitable separation.
@@kilbridemeredith8742 "the inevitable separation" lol exactly.
No need to elope. I had my wedding at the easter table, only parents who acted as witneses. Then we got our bags and went by train to a place 200km away to have a ceremony at a Pentecostal church the next day, where parents (Catholics) decided to join us (by cars). Then we took our bags and went by train to our home at the farthest corner of our country, Polska 🇵🇱 where we have been living happily ever after since 1990. The farthest, the better. My wedding dresses were sewn by my mom and were elegant but simple and useful. I had an embroidered white blouse and two skirts (white and blue), a lovely underwear petticoat to make the skirts fluffy and a blue jacket. In church in white, in official setting blue. Simple, fast, no costs and in time of a deep economic crisis in my homeland. Never regretted. It was our choice. I look at these American bride syndrom with much pity, really and cannot imagine this whole pain. Over here even a laaarge wedding is not a problem. But unfortunately we got americanized and the bridal disease is spreading.
Gosh I love dry bar, I just love watching ads with a couple of moments of comedy thrown in. Sometimes I actually make it to a punchline before an ad!
Download Adblocker,
Like alohaoy said, download Adblocker. I haven't see a commercial on here in years. If you're still seeing ads after today, that's on you.
Very funny guy. Thoroughly enjoyed his set.
Drybar's stage backdrop is a bit creepy tonight. What is that?
😅
It is moss art lol
@@rhianawilk315 ☺️
I have always loved stand up comedy. I appreciate the fact that I can just connect my phone to my Bluetooth in my car and not have to worry about who may be riding with me the comedian will be clean. This guy was hilarious 😂😂😂
I got married for $40 in Vegas and divorced in Va for $86 I guess it’s true what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I went with $200 and a fiancé came back with $80 and a wife today I have neither lmao.
I also completed a 5k recently ... but it was kalories, not kilometers ... yummy ;-)
First comment! I came to hear 👂🏾 the tea about his grandma 👵🏽
I came for TeaSA
Overall I enjoyed it. That eternity joke was very funny. Enough to brighten my day. If I paid I wouldn't be disappointed.😁
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He'll be thrilled from your comment.
@@bt7846 why do you say that?
@@CopperOpera Well, you know, I am sure he does not aim "enough" or "wouldn't be disappointed". As for me, I would not pay for it, nor I could watch the whole video, it was so weak. He is not a comedic personality. It is not for him.
@@bt7846 I don't always expect fireworks. Sometimes a B movie is fun. Plus he's just a rookie. No big.
He does have a cute little laugh/giggle.
The slide incident had me rolling 😂😂😂😂 poor dude 🤦🏽♀️🤣
I don't know if Dry Bar placed the ads at the specific intervals themselves, but 3 ads in less than 10 minutes is ridiculous.
RUclips does the ads however they want. I have noticed the more subscribers, the more ads. No subscribers, no ads.
Holy sheez. Adam! I haven't seen you since our comic strip days. World record show##. I just came across photos of you from back in the day. I feel old LMAO.
HE'S HILARIOUS!!!!!
He Hilarious.
He got a Klingon head!
Thanks for making me laugh nd smile.
God bless you
I'm a dude. This mans laugh is cute as hell.
WHY did you have to point that out? I had to skip this video because all I could focus on was the eardrum punching sound of a menstruating hyena every 16 seconds.
@@jasonmorgan6188 Glad you said that I was about to watch. Nevermind if gonna be an annoyance. 😅
r/suddenlygay?
@@karebu2 r/thisisn'treddit
@@TH3RAPG4M3RxAR its not noticeable hes being dramatic
Dang, most of this comment section did not pass the vibe check... I thought he was pretty funny
Quarantine must be getting to them. He was freaking hilarious, not everyone can appreciate comedy.
YammyHiyam InnerCircle and Army
People have different tastes in comedy. Just like with art, music, etc.
Just cuz someone does not laugh at something you find “freaking hilarious”, does not mean they are incapable of finding something comedic.
@@themurrrr I only said this bc when it was first out everyone was criticising him, and I just think that if they didn't have something nice to say they should keep it to themselves
@@twila03cos8 Welcome to the internet.
@@wikeida Sadly
Hey is freeking adorable and really funny!! Awesome show!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣
San Demas is also where they filmed Bill and Ted
Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!
This guy provides his own laugh track, but it's that sneer from the dog, muttley, on the perils of pauline.
And he does this ongoing impression of Barney Fife being ultra serious, with the high pitch voice. If those are your humor triggers, this is Your guy.
It's funny how he says that there should be a weight limit on the slides "for physics' sake" and then claims that the object will move faster the heavier it is :D
He's got Newton's first axiom down though.
I thought that the baby being free was a punchline and wondered why nobody laughed... Then he continued to describe the bill and I remembered America... Oh America...
My baby was free, I had a c-section, was charged $10 then I got a check for $10 in the mail. Yes, I was in a hospital. 😁
Another gem.
Too smart for this crowd!
I love Raging Waters. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was filmed at Raging Waters.
He looks like one of the mushrooms from Mario world when you step on them. He funny asf tho 🤣😂🤣
I think that woman in the audience is laughing at something else sometimes.
The end tho😂😂
Thanks 😊
Best analogy I've heard on eternity is take a titanium sphere the diameter of our galaxy, have one snail travel around it until it cuts it in half, then you have just started eternity.
Good material. I'd love to hear his set in a couple years when he gets rid of the nervous giggle in his delivery.
Lunay LeZarde imagine he actually laughs like that , no way ...
@@slamminsammy941 Even assuming that's true, he still laughs at all the wrong moments and it screws up his timing. He needs to get rid of about 90% of it if he doesn't want his delivery to sound like that of a rank amateur.
I didn't notice before but now I can't unhear it ;_;
Yes, a comedian shouldn’t laugh at his own jokes or giggle.
I heretofore dub ye "homerowKeys" ambidextrous😅
Sounds like Andy Rooney
"Do you ever wonder?"
Hilarious!
Lmao I have been down that copper wire road
Wait a minute...this guy looks really familiar. Like I went to school with him or worked alongside him. It could be a cooincidence but still..
Did you study prehistory in school? Might've seen him in one of your textbooks.
@@jsmith434w Or Insurance Commercials.
Me2😀
Private pyle from full metal jacket maybe?
People need the Lord.
"All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3.
The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. John 1:14.
What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator.
John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator.
Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5.
"But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8.
Jesus said that he is God!
"Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14.
The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33.
"For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27.
Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins].
He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.]
"Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22.
Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them."
"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8.
Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10!
'Oh the blood of Jesus, oh the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'
I had the best laughs!
Take a big honeymoon. Or put a down payment on a home or condo.
WTH...MOM...got bored when you said hummingbird
I would've thought Drybar limited his special to 20 minutes or so.
one second 😂🤣😂🤣
If this guy actually has a direct deposit account with a church, he's not only a comedian, he's a clown. 😂
It's not a direct deposit. You give donations and pay tithing online... The church doesn't automatically take it... You have to donate it willingly each month. I do the same thing. That's why I cannot understand how it could of happened. Must of been an electronic glitch.
I'm not being mean but the first thing I thought of from seeing the thumbnail is caveman skull 😂😂
I would not worry too much about the online tithing :)
18 And when Simon saw that through laying on of the apostles' hands the Holy Ghost was given, he offered them money,
19 Saying, Give me also this power, that on whomsoever I lay hands, he may receive the Holy Ghost.
20 But Peter said unto him, Thy money perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money.
21 Thou hast neither part nor lot in this matter: for thy heart is not right in the sight of God.
22 Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee.
23 For I perceive that thou art in the gall of bitterness, and in the bond of iniquity.
24 Then answered Simon, and said, Pray ye to the Lord for me, that none of these things which ye have spoken come upon me.
I am sorry but i have to ask why anyone would want to live in America. I still am blown away when people talk of paying for having a baby. For paying to go to Emergency Room etc. And that so many are ok with it and fight against free health care for themselves....blows my mind.
I ENJOYED THIS GUY.,..
Nancy Deis nothing is free PERIOD People who work and get paid have taxes taken out of their weekly check to cover medical bills. Where do you think the money is coming from. Dah
@@Screamer1918 🐑
Nothing is free. "I was once given free shoes...shoe. It had holes in it, had no sole left, but it was perfect for an old hobo like me" Anonymous Hobo.
@@Screamer1918 Maybe she thinks they just print more money when they need it.
@@Screamer1918 Medical bills that in a worst case scenario bankrupts you, all the perks of living in America, I guess, lucky you!
Every comedian on youtube ever: lets talk about marridge
Because most of the time marriage is a joke... 😅😅😅
Mhm
Scientific studies show that the majority of divorces are caused by marriage.
@@ianrocco8453
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Marriage
When we say the " Love of my life"... that would be my awesome girlfriend!"...I can't stand my wife! I'm thinking.....pros and cons. ..gonna take a left turn and just keep going! Bye bye baby bye bye.....and that was all I wrote! 😆 Come on my real girl! Let's boogie! Life is about choices for the betterment of me! And you! 💘
Funny guy. Is it just me or does he look like someone slid the forehead slider all the way on his character creation in Skyrim.
On the plus side though, people that won't accept evolution can't say "Where are the transitional forms?" anymore.
I’ve lost like 150lbs and I’m still fat as hell lmao
This guy is very funny. He lost it a couple of times, like his king bed stuff and the CPAP, but over-all, great stuff.
Funny.
Doesn't he do Insurance Commercials????
Yeah, he looks like one of those GEICO cavemen
Whats wrong with this people, he is HILARIOUS and they barely react
This guy is good. I just feel like the crowd is more full of privileged people so I feel he didn't get the reaction he deserves.
Can someone explain to me the Lucy joke please?
He is referring to Lucille Ball.
@@abianne4630 who's that?
@@haunted-but-holy She starred in an old tv show called I Love Lucy
TSA touched just your butt? You got off easy. They gave me the full rubdown because the scanner put a square right on my crotch. That popular slow blink "what the" expression came across my face.
He said I could do it out there in the open or in private. I said, "Let's just get this over with here.". I made it as awkward for him as it was for me.
I was hoping to save that kind of a rub down for a honeymoon night in the future. Should I get married again in the future, my future wife is going to be jealous that some random TSA agent beat her to it.
Dear future wife, it was beyond my control. I went home and burned by clothes while crying in the shower. The only other time I felt more violated was at a proctologist visit. Nightmare fuel.
his constant huhhuh is annoying to listen to.... also not really funny
I started noticing it around the Jiffy Lube 29 minute mark, 'hehe' and I couldn't get over it 'hehe'. I stopped listening to the jokes, 'hehe' and started counting the giggles.
@@Neocaridina huhhuh how much huhhuh in the huhhuh whole set?
Wow. I would rather count sand then to watch this
Wow, I think a lot of commenters missed the energy here, maybe it's a vibe more geared towards those disanchanted by the direction many religions have revealed themselves recently to have taken in the US? (more obviously business and tech heavy) It's a view I find tends to make the person in question focus much of their attention on irony, disrepancies and how science applies in our daily lives ...Anyway, I thought he was hilarious, especially the water slide story...I'm crying!!! ✌😂
His giggles are kind of annoying.
I used to sell on Overstock Auctions, company got bought out, they screwed it up with policies and it got terminated. TSA going on the street now? Glad I left the United Surveillance/Police States of America.
@FAXx x I haven't renounced USA citizenship, only because I'd lose at least 1/2 million dollars doing so.
This is a show !!!! WTF
I cant invite my grandma
Robbie Rotten's doing comedy now i guess.
funniest caveman alive
whats up with the crowd?
What do you mean?
It's a dry bar......
Hate the weight stigma at :22 😕 and again near the end.
Shaming people who want to lose weight by calling their goals "stigmatizing" to other overweight people is just as wrong as shaming them for being overweight in the first place.
Do all the comedians on RUclips use the same jokes or is that just me?
Bigger pauses than a Polar Bear
He's a comedian and these are jokes. Obviously some of you don't have a sense of humor. Keep trying though because your hilarious to the rest of us
Red hair is a Recessive Gene. Either your wife’s family has had a relative who was Redheaded, or, someone generations back, in your own family, had Red Hair. Most people think an infidelity has occurred, to have produced a baby with Red Hair. This is not the case. However, no one knows the limitation of exhaustion of this Recessive Gene either.
Super Sized Wuss Bag
"Pregnancy Process" ????????????????
😆Overstock.com 👍
Yo that starbuck closed down dude
He laughs before the crowd....
I made it to 16:48. I am going to be nice and say Nope!
I thought he was quite funny, but the audience didn't really seem into him
very plain
Raging Waters San Jose SUCKED!!
Whoever laughs like that at 11:41 should just sit quietly during anything remotely funny for now on
Because you've never done/said anything that sounds like nails on a chalkboard.
17:27 again🤣
I almost peed myself just at the laugh at 2:50
Laughs too much between his own jokes. Northstar funny
a neanderthal comedian to his father in law?
Too bad these set designers work for "Dry" Bar. Imagine taking some mushrooms and going to a comedy show, and this is the backdrop. 😃
Never take shrooms my whole life but yeah I imagined it fits...I like that background. 😁
It was ok comedy. Gotta wonder tho, why would you see bigger tax returns as a good thing? That basically means you've paid too much during the whole year and now you get the money back. You basically gave a loan without interests to the state for a year and then get it back. I think having abit of tax payment better thing, means you took a small loan from the state and now you pay it back.
Lari52289 With interest rates at the bank, might as well let the gov. use it for a while in a checking account and you get it back each year. Although, I agree if you are into investing or other forms of savings, it is best to pay less tax.
He lost me at church.
There is someone for everyone in this world. Anyone can find a girlfriend, wife, etc. Take it from this guy.
I love most jokes...joking about the worship of my Savior isn’t one of them. Find something else to be funny with!
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I agree. I was undecided whether or not I liked this comedian before that. :/
First
Good job 🍪
2nd
He's funny but needs to work on timing between words.
I just am amazed that he is married.
👎
I could tell this guy was a fundie before he completed one sentence. The audience seemed as bored as I.
Typical christian cultural appropriation : Or is your mother a Buddhist?
Buddha says: If you take a mountain six miles long and six miles wide and six miles high, that’s the distance a bullock walks in a day. And a bird flies over the mountain once every hundred years with a silk scarf in its beak and brushes the tip of the mountain. In the length of time it takes the scarf to wear away the mountain, that’s how long you have been doing this. Just think about that. Once every hundred years the scarf goes over. A scarf and a mountain. It goes on and on and on. In India there are Yugas and Kalpas of hundreds of thousands of years and then they just start cycles all over again. And we’ve been through all of them again and again.
So this is comedy these days?
Too decent for you?
@@prestonsplace007 His delivery is a bit amateurish. Too much nervous giggling. It throws off the timing.
Also keep in mind that all these 'Dry Bar' comedians are from around Utah (Mormon Country). Not enough variety compared to comedians from all over the country or even the world.
His FIL isn't wrong. I was just learning about the skeletal structure of Neanderthals, and he is the spitting image of the body shape, size proportions, and facial structure. It's absolutely uncanny. A lot of people have Neanderthal DNA from interbreeding with homo sapiens before the Neanderthals became extinct. It seems some of us have more than others. Fascinating.
On the plus side, people that won't accept evolution can't say "If Evolution is true, where are the transitional forms?" anymore.
I get annoyed by people thinking God is a real thing.
Enjoy Hell.
@@twilson377 love that Christian love.